Bill Cipher vs Anti-Cosmo

Bill Cipher vs Anti-Cosmo

Wiz: Misery, it comes in all different shapes and sizes

Boomstick: But these too magical maniacs take misery to a whole nother level

Wiz: Anti-Cosmo, the evil persona of Cosmo

Boomstick: And Bill Cipher, the insane meat Dorito himself

Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick

Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle

BILL CIPHER

Wiz: Trillions of years ago, in the second dimension lived one who will eventually threaten the entire universe, Bill cipher

Boomstick: Bill really didn’t see eye to eye with his own dimension even going as far as calling it a flat world with flat minds and flat dreams

Wiz: Bill eventually decided to liberate his dimensions, which basically means committing mass genocide on a universal scale and burning his dimensions down to its last atom

Boomstick: Yikes, if that’s what he does when he’s board, I can’t imagine what he’ll do when he’s angry

Wiz: Soon after, Bill took over the nightmare realm, a space between dimensions. Much to bills Liking, the nightmare realm lacked any rules of any kind

Boomstick: Unfortunately lack of rules means no structure, so the dimension was doomed to collapse in on itself

Wiz: Bill then discovered a prophecy, stating that one-day Bill will merge the nightmare realm with the third dimension

Boomstick: Bill then starting focusing his attention on tricking people to build a bridge between his world and ours, taking the name Bill Cipher for his true name would . . . . evaporate one with an expression of horror on their face? . . . I’m I reading this right

Wiz: Unfortunately, without a physical form bill could only project himself and communicate through the mind scape, a space inside the mind where dreams and memories are stored

Boomstick: Bill would make deals with people, promising things their heart desired, but in return making a way for Bill to break free

Wiz: Bill has managed to trick even the most intelligent people, including but not limited to Stanley Kubrick, The ancient Egyptians, George Washington, Gideon Gleeful, and Stanford Pins, one of the greatest mind of the 20 first century.

Boomstick: It’s also heavily hinted that Bill interacted with Rick Sanchez, though when and what the interaction was about Is unknown

Wiz: Bill is already a formidable foe to the mind but once he’s freed from the nightmare realm, all hope is lost

Wiz: Once freed, Bill has been described to have infinite power at his disposal

Boomstick: Bill has been shown to have:

• Reality manipulation
• Regeneration
• Time manipulation
• Nightmare conjuring
• Shapeshifting
• Telekinesis
• Telepathy
• Immortality
• Cosmic awareness
• Mind manipulation
• Psychokinesis
• Body possession
• Energy Projection
• Illusion generation
• Weather modding
• Teleportation
• Item conjuring
• World creation
• And being an all-out jerk

Wiz: With Bills practical limitless power, he can pretty much do whatever he wants, altering the world around him to fit his desires

Boomstick: There’s no real concreate way to defeat bill besides tricking Bill into entering someone’s mind and erasing him or through the zodiac symbols which can only be activated if every person on the zodiac in standing together and all holding hands, but no one knows exactly what would happen if this were to work. We don’t even know if this would 100% kill Bill. . . Heheh Kill Bill

Wiz: However, Bill has been shown to be weak against curtain magical forces such as unicorn hair, and the quantum destabilizer, a weapon designed to destroy Bill but only with a full direct shot

Boomstick: When it comes to chaotic trickery, Bill cipher is definitely a force to be reckoned with

ANIT COSMO

Wiz: Far off in a distant world called Ant-Fairy world, lived a maniacal ruler known as Anti-Cosmo

Boomstick: After the Anti-Fairies were freed from Jorgen’s prison, he and the rest of his raise moved to Anti Fairy world, an evil backwards version of Fairy World, where he rules over them from his castle.

Wiz: All Anti-Fairies who live in Anti-Fairy world are complete and utter opposites of their fairy counterparts

Boomstick: Anti-Cosmo is the evil backwards version of Cosmo, that goofy fairy everyone loves to laugh at.

Wiz: But unlike Cosmo, Anti-Cosmo has a more sinister side to him

Boomstick: Anti-Cosmo is highly intelligent, as he is the opposite of Cosmo, He’s also a master planner, able to fool the strongest fairies such as Jorgen von Strangle, and is the evilest and most devious villain in the show. However, he normally fails at his plans due to his dim-witted wife, Anti-Wanda, as Wanda would normally complain over her dim-witted husband, Cosmo

Wiz: Alongside Anti-Cosmos intelligent his main source of power comes from his wand. With it, Ant-Cosmo is able to manifest anything he wants

Boomstick: It has been said that Fairies/Ant-Fairies are made of magic, which is stored in a giant wand that stand on top of the highest mountain. They don’t need their wand to have magic, but its assumed that their wands, which are powered by the giant wand, is the only way for them to use their magic to do whatever they want

Wiz: It should also be stated that their wand has an energy level, meaning that if they use too much power or cast a huge, world altering wish, then their wand will burn out until a new energy source recharges them

Boomstick: Anti-Cosmo has been shown to have:

• Reality manipulation
• Immortality
• Telekinesis
• Regeneration
• Time manipulation
• Weather modding
• Item conjuring
• Shapeshifting
• Psychokinesis
• Mind manipulation
• Master planning
• Invisibility
• Murphy's law
• Teleportation
• Space manipulation
• Illusion generation

Wiz: With the wand at hand, Anti-Cosmo can pretty much do whatever his heart desires, being able to use his magic in sinister and evil ways

Wiz: Anti-Cosmo has also been able to alter the laws of probability, making it so what can go wrong will most likely go wrong

Boomstick: This is known as “murphy’s law”, and Anti-Cosmo is the master of it and is able to use it however he wants

Wiz: With murphy’s law at hand Anti-Cosmo could bring a swarm of bad luck unto any person he desires, making it extremely difficult to even lay a hand on him

Boomstick: yup so when you see a black cat walking down the street, you know that Anti-Cosmo is close by

Wiz: Anti-Cosmo does have some weaknesses, specifically a butterfly net which, when caught in it, loses his powers and is susceptible to damage and even death

Boomstick: Anti-Cosmo is also bound by the “Da rules” which is a book that limits the powers of Fairies, Anti-Fairies, and Pixies

Wiz: Anti-Cosmo is definitely a formidable foe and would give any person who dares challenge him a run for their money

Boomstick: Yup, you got to give props to the guy, even though he’s the yang to the dumbest person since Patrick, he managed to make a good name for himself . . .  or evil name, I guess?

Wiz: When it comes to maniacal masterminds, Anti-Cosmo is certainly high on the list

Intermission

Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, we’ve run the data through all possibilities

Boomstick:  It’s time for a DEATH BATTLE

Pre-Fight

Jorgen Von Strangle is seen standing over the rainbow bridge connecting to Earth. He seems to be staring at Earth as if he was waiting for something. Binky, the Fairy flies over to Jorgen to see what is wrong.

Binky: Uh sir... what are you doing

Jorgen: I am doing my daily report of the Earth

Jorgen: Everything seems to be in order

Jorgen then starts to turn back, walking away from the rainbow bridge for it seems as if his report was finished. All of a sudden, Fairy-World started to shake, as if a massive earth quake was underway. Jorgen and Binky turned back to the Earth to see that it too was shaking and the water started to turn red with wired colored clouds covering the skies.

Jorgen: What is going on. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE EARTH

Just then a swarm of Fairies started flying away from Earth to Fairy-World, seeming to be panicking and full of fear. As the Fairies reached Fairy-World they flew over and trample Jorgen and Binky as they tried to crouch down to avoid getting hit.

Jorgen: Where are you going and where are your godchild’s

???: AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

Jorgen: No . . . It can’t be

As Jorgen looked up he saw the one and only Bill Cipher floating above and looking down on him, seeming to enjoy seeing him get trampled.

Bill Cipher: Well well well, if it isn’t Jorgen Von Strangle, I’ve been waiting AN ENTERINITY to have a chat face to face

Jorgen: No, you were trapped in the nightmare realm

Bill Cipher: Eh, that place couldn’t hold me forever, and now that I’m free I decided to take a nice visit to Fairy-World

Jorgen: What do you want with us

Bill Cipher: Oh nothing much, I’m just here to drain all the power from your giant Fairy wand

Jorgen: No, that wand stores all of Fairy-Worlds magic. Without it we will . . .

Bill Cipher: Lose your powers, yea I figured that, welp better get started

Before Jorgen could react, Bill flew over to the giant wand storing all the Fairy magic and begun to drain it of all its power. As Bill drained the power of the wand, all the Fairies in Fairy-World starting shriveling up like a raisin, for the magic was being drain out of them, Bill couldn’t help but laugh as he saw all the Fairies slowly shrivel and get weaker by the second.

Bill Cipher: Ahahhahahahahhahahahaahha

As Bill finished draining the wand, he turned back around a took a look at Jorgen. Jorgen was now shrived and thin like an old man, losing all his muscles and color.

Bill Cipher: look at yourself now Jorgen, all weak and helpless

Jorgen took a good look at his hands and body and began to get scream

Jorgen: What have you done, I look like Anti-Jorgen, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bill Cipher: Ahahhahahah . . . wait a minute. Anti-?

Bill Cipher: Great idea

Bill Cipher: Why just have one world when I can have both

Bill turned back to Jorgen, who was freaking out over the loss of his muscles

Bill Cipher: Welp it was nice beating you Jorgen, but I’ve got an Anti-World to drain, LATER SUCKER

Meanwhile in Ant-Fairy world, Inside Anti-Cosmo castle, Ant-Cosmo and his Anti-Fairies were working on a new plan to take over the universe.

Anti-Cosmo: Alright Anti-Fairies next on the agenda, universal domination, any ideas, come on, speak up and don’t be afraid, there are no wrong answers        

Anti-Fairy: Umm . . . maybe we could summon a giant T-rex and realize it in New York

Ant-Cosmo: Sorry wrong answer

Just then Anti-Cosmo pressed a button and a latch opened which was under the Anti-Fairy’s chair. The Anti-Fairy fell down into it and the roars of some giant, monstrous creature, along with the Anti-Fairy’s screams were heard

Anti-Cosmo: Come on people think, universal domination isn’t just going to come bursting through that door.

Just then an Anti-Fairy came flying through the door, all bruised and burnt up and as if he was hit by something huge. Anti-Cosmo and the rest of the Anti-Fairies looked through the hole from the door made by the Anti-Fairy and saw Bill Cipher raining fire on Anti-Fairy-World while laughing manacle. Every Anti-Fairy in Ant-Fairy-World were screaming and running around in a panic.

Bill Cipher: Alright now where’s that giant wand

Bill looked around until he saw the wand standing on the highest mountain on top of Anti-Fairy-Word

Bill Cipher: BINGO!

Bill flew over to the giant wand and was getting ready to drain its magic, until suddenly and Blue burst of energy was fired right behind him and hit the wand right before Bill could drain it. This confused Bill and caused him to stop what he was doing and turned around, only to see Anti-Cosmo floating behind him with his wand glowing blue

Bill Cipher: Well well well, if it isn’t Anti-Cosmo

Anti-Cosmo: Indeed, and who may I ask are you

Bill Cipher: Names Bill Cipher and me and you have a lot in common

Bill Cipher: You see I’m on a power quest to be the most powerful being in this dimensions, and unleash by chaos throughout the universe, so I’ll just be draining your worlds magic and I’ll be on my way

Anti-Cosmo: NOT SO FAST, if you want to drain Anti-Fairy-World of its magic, then you’ll have to get through me first

Bill Cipher:  Have it your way

FIGHT

Anti-Cosmo fired an energy blast from his wand at Bill Cipher. Bill dodged the blast and turned back to Anti-Cosmo

Bill Cipher: HA missed, alright now it’s my turn

Bill lifted up his fist which started growing until it reached the size of a building. Then he used his massive fist and punch Anti-Cosmo. The impact of the punch launched Anti-Cosmo through multiple buildings in Anti-Fairy-World, eventually landing and creating a massive crater. Bill flew over to the massive crater and looked at Anti-Cosmo with a smug look

Anti-Cosmo: OW, that hurt you ignorant boob

Bill Cipher: Good, maybe this one will finish the job

Bill then grew his arm again but this time turning it into a massive wrecking ball with spikes on it. Bill then went to smash the wrecking ball onto Anti-Cosmo. Anti-Cosmo quickly used his wand to teleport out of there before the wrecking ball could smash him. After landing the wrecking, Bill lifted it up to check if he hit Anti-Cosmo, only to see that there’s no body there

Bill Cipher: WHAT

Bill turned around to see Anti-Cosmo

Anti-Cosmo: What, did you expect me to play fair

Anti-Cosmo then used his wand to summoned a massive boot and swinged it back to kick Bill and send him flying. Bill went flying a went through a small mountain in Anti-Fairy-World. This time it was Anti-Cosmo that flew over and looked down at Bill with a smug look

Bill Cipher: Cheap move

Anti-Cosmo: Well that’s what we Anti-Fairies are all about

Anti-Cosmo then summoned a massive hammer and attempted to smash Bill. Bill then fired and energy laser from his hands and incinerated the hammer, to the annoyance of Anti-Cosmo

Anti-Cosmos: You should surrender while you still can, I am the Smartest creature in the universe

Bill Cipher: HA I don’t think so bud. I’m the master of the mind, I even know what you’re thinking right now

Anti-Cosmo: Oh really, and what might that be

Bill Cipher: The same thing I’m thinking about

Just then Bill Cipher teleported behind Anti-Cosmo

Bill Cipher: UNIVERSAL DOMINATION

Bill Cipher than turned his hand into a sharp blade and attempted to stab Anti-Cosmo in the back, only for Anti-Cosmo to dodge it.

Anti-Cosmo: Then you know just as well as I do that there can only be one supreme ruler of the universe

Anti-Cosmo then used his wand to fire bolts of lightning at Bill. Bill summoned a force field to protect him from the lightning bolts.

Bill Cipher: And it’s not going to be you

Bill then fired a red energy blast from his eye at Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Cosmo then split himself to make two Anti-Cosmos and dodged the blast. The two Anti-Cosmos then began duplicating more and more until over 50 Anti-Cosmos where circling Bill Cipher. Every Anti-Cosmo would speak all at the same time

Anti-Cosmos: You see Bill; Anti-Fairies are the supreme being of this universe. All shall kneel before us

All the Anti-Cosmos wands started glowing with blue energy as they were charging their wands to all blast Bill Cipher with a massive magic attack

Bill Cipher: Oh yea, well I beg to differ

Just then Bill released and energy force from his hands and destroyed all the Anti-Cosmo clones. The strength of the energy forced caused the real Anti-Cosmo to lose his balance. Bill then attempted to fly up and grab Anti-Cosmo but then he was a hit by a massive punch. When Bill looked back at Anti-Cosmo he saw that he had transformed his arm into a massive boxing glove with bulky muscles.

Anti-Cosmo: Nice try Bill, but it will take more than that to get a hit on me

Bill Cipher: Lets test that theory

Just then Bill snapped his fingers and stopped time in place. Bill then slowly flew over to Anti-Cosmo, who was frozen in time. As Bill reached Anti-Cosmo he cracked his knuckles and gave Anti-Cosmo and big punch to the face. Bill then snapped time back to reality and Anti-Cosmo fell to the ground

Bill Cipher: Couldn’t dodge that one  smart guy?

Just then Anti-Cosmos body disappeared leaving only dust where it stood. This shocked Bill as he thought he had won the battle. Just before Bill could leave he heard a voice echoing throughout Anti-Fairy-World. It was the voice of Anti-Cosmo

Anti-Cosmo: Ahahahha… did you really think you’ve beaten me

Bill Cipher: WHATT

Anti-Cosmo: Did you really think I wouldn’t have predicted this outcome. That was just another clone your ignorant boob, I’m still safe and sound

Bills color then started turning red as he was made a fool by Anti-Cosmo

Anti-Cosmo: If you want me then come and find me

Bill, full of anger then flew down to the middle of Anti-Fairy-World and started destroying everything in his path trying to find Anti-Cosmo. Every building and house was brought to rubble by Bill, only leaving the castle left. Bill flew over to the front of the castle with color still red and fire balls in his hands

Bill Cipher: Come out come out wherever you are

Just then Bill heard another voice. It was the voice of Anti-Wanda

Anti-Wanda: My Anti-Cosmo sure was right when he said you would be so busy looking for his body that you’d never think that he had transform himself into the castle

Just then Anti-Cosmos face appeared on the castle, implying that he has transformed into the castle itself using his magic wand.

Anti-Cosmo: Oh Anti-Wanda I do love you so, but you are such a twit. No matter, I have him right where I want him

Just before Bill could react, Anti-Cosmo unleashed the security system on the castle and hundreds of turrets raised from the castle and started firing magical energy at Bill. Bill screamed in pain as magic energy was being blasted all around him with extreme force, making it impossible for him to fly away.

Anti-Cosmo: Ahahaha . . .  I told you before, you can never win against the Anti-Fairies

Anti-Cosmo had a wide grin on his face as he thought his plan had worked. Just then Bills whole body started turning red and Anti-Fairy-Worlds clouds started turning wired colors with thunder and lighting flashing in the sky. Anti-Cosmo was confused by this.

Bill Cipher: ENOUGH GAMES

Bill then started to grow and grow until he was bigger than Anti-Fairy-World itself. Anti-Cosmo was shocked by this and for the first time felt fear course through his body

Bill Cipher: TIME TO END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

Bill then raised up his fist and crushed Anti-Fairy-World, creating a massive shock wave that went through out the galaxy. The impact destroyed everything in Anti-Fairy-World, all except for the giant wand, which could not be destroyed for it contained all of Anti-Fairy-Worlds magic.

Bill Cipher: That should do it, now where is he

Bill looked around and saw that Anti Cosmo was floating in space on a piece of land that was once Anti-Cosmos castle. As bill flew down he could see Anti-Cosmo, looking bruised and damaged, lying under some rubble from the castle. Anti-Cosmos wand fell a few inches from his hand. As Bill flew closer, Anti-Cosmo reached forth with all the strength he had left and tried to grab his wand back. Just before Anti-Cosmo could grab his wand, Bill levitated it into his hand, to the shock of Anti-Cosmo now seeing Bill holding his wand

Bill Cipher: Look what I got

Bill then crushed Anti-Cosmos wand with his bare hand. Anti-Cosmo watched as the wand scattered into little broken parts.

Bill Cipher: Not so tough without your little toy are you

Anti-Cosmo: You will not get away with this Bill. Anti-Fairies will have their day once more

Bill Cipher: HA I’d like to see them try

Bill Cipher then blasted Anti-Cosmo with an eye laser and without Anti-Cosmos wand, it incinerated Anti-Cosmo, leaving nothing but dust and a black crown on top

Bill Cipher: Good riddance

KO

AFTERMATH

Bill then turned back to the giant Anti-Fairy-World wand that was floating through space. Bill flew over to the wand and started to drain it of all its magic. Bill could feel the power coursing through him as he drained the wand of all its magic. Bill couldn’t help but laugh

Bill Cipher: Ahahahhahahahahaahhaaahhahahahahahahhahaha

RESULTS

Boomstick: Wow I kinda feel bad for Anti-Cosmo, poor guy got his whole world destroyed

Wiz: Anti-Cosmo it certainly a powerful foe and would give any hero a run for their money, but Bill was just too much for him

Boomstick: This one is a little tricky so to make it easier we will break it down into groups discussing why Anti-Cosmo lost

Weaknesses

Wiz: Both of these magical masterminds had weakness that could end their chaos forever. However only one of these monster’s weaknesses could actually be exploited

Boomstick: The only known weaknesses of Bill Cipher is the zodiac symbols or the Quantum destabilizer gun, which Anti-Cosmo would have no idea about

Wiz: And the memory eraser trick wouldn’t work either because that would require outside help to erase Anti-Cosmos mind while Bills inside, Not to mention the fact that Anti-Cosmo had nothing to offer Bill that would make him want to go inside his mind

Boomstick: However, Anti-Cosmos weaknesses are definitely within Bills capabilities

Wiz: All Bill really has to do is grab the wand from Anti-Cosmo to put an end to his reign of terror

Wiz: Sure it’s easier said than done but it’s certainly feasible, especially considering Bills time manipulation, space manipulation, and reality warping abilities

Boomstick: This one goes to Bill Cipher

Speed

Boomstick: This one pretty much cancels itself out, due to them both possessing time and space manipulation there by making speed pretty much useless

Intelligent

Wiz: This one was a little tricky but we concluded that this one once again goes to Bill Cipher

Boomstick: Both of them are evil masterminds, but Bill has shown intellect far beyond Anti-Cosmo

Wiz: According to Journal 3, it has been stated that Bill has managed to trick thousands of people throughout history including Stanford Pins, who is consider one of, if not, the smartest man of the 20 first-century

Boomstick: While Anti-Cosmo has been tricked multiple times by Timmy Turner, who has been stated in the show to not be the sharpest tool in the shed

Wiz: Sure Bill has been tricked by Dipper and Mable 3 times, but Bill has tricked 5 people in the show alone, while Anti-Cosmo has been tricked by Timmy Turner a proximately 5 times and has only ever tricked Timmy twice

Boomstick: Look at it this way. Bill was able to go to the future at the exact point where Blendin Blandin was at his lowest, trick Blendin into giving him his body, travel back to the present at the exact moment when Mable hit rock bottom and had the rift with her, trick her into giving him the rift, and then started weirdmageddon. Now that’s some next level thinking

Wiz: As smart as Anti-Cosmo is, he has never done anything remotely close to this

Boomstick: This one once again goes to Bill Cipher

Power

Wiz: This one was by far the hardest one to figure out. At first hand it would seem that they both carry infinite power, but we determined that Bills power is just a bit more than Anti-Cosmos

Boomstick: Let’s start with Anti-Cosmos power level. It has been hinted throughout the series that Anti-Fairies are considerable weaker than their Fairy counterpart, seeming that they’ve been trapped in Fairy-World for hundreds of years until Turner released them and that they all seem to be afraid of Jorgen von Strangle

Wiz: But the biggest evidence to support this is their giant wands which store all of their magic

Wiz: Fairy-Worlds giant wand is nice, well built, and sturdy, while Anti-Fairy-Worlds wand is shrived, weak, and looks to be falling part. This indicates that their not on the same power level and would explain why Anti-Fairies are always looking for powerful objects to defeat Fairy-World rather than just using their magic

Boomstick: Bill on the other hand was able to turn a small town into a nightmare playground in only a few minutes and according to Time Baby, Bill was a threat to the very fabric of existence

Wiz: Bills physical from alone halts the flow of time itself and if what Bills shows Standford is true, then he could alter the very universe however he wants to

Boomstick: No Anti-Fairy has accomplished such catastrophic feat

Wiz: The most an Anti-Fairy was able to accomplish was when Foop, the son of Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda, was able to turn Anti-Fairy-World into Anti-Anti-Fairy-World and turned all of Fairy-World into a gray, emotionless wasteland. However, this was only accomplished when Foop absorbed all of Fairy-World and Anti-Fairy-Words magic, and was still defeated by Poof, the son of Cosmo and Wanda

Boomstick: No matter how you look at it, Anti-Cosmo couldn’t stack up to Bills power

Wiz: The winner is Bill Cipher

#Nick was here ;)