A wish came true... A dream became a reality...
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Description[]
Gravity Falls vs. My Little Pony. Chaos, confusion and good old confuzzlement! Wait, that's not a worrrrrrrrr%&*).EXE..."Let's get it on!"-Signed Bill Cipher and Discord XOXO.
Introduction[]
Wiz: The definition of chaos is to refer to a state of utter confusion or havoc, devoid of any organisation or order.
Boomstick: So it can be pretty confusing when there's something that can actually control phenomenons of chaos, but hey, that just adds to the bedlam.
Wiz: Bill Cipher, the inter-dimensional dream demon
Boomstick: And Discord, the Lord of Chaos. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Bill Cipher[]
Wiz: The small town of Gravity Falls has citizens as odd as its own name.
Boomstick: Like Lazy Susan, Toby Determined and most peculiar of all, the Get Em Man.
Wiz: Actually I was talking about the various monsters and supernatural creatures that lie just out of sight of the town's human inhabitants.
Boomstick: Oh yeah, them too. But sometimes it's not the monsters that are in Gravity Falls that you need to fear; it's the ones that overlook it from another dimension.
Wiz: The Nightmare Realm to be precise, filled to the brim with abominable monsters that make the ones in Gravity Falls look downright tame in comparison. And the worst of them all is one shaped like a glowing triangle, a dream demon with a single eye, who had been sighted since the beginning of human history.
Boomstick: The one, the only, Bill Cipher.
- Background
- Age: Trillions of years
- Height: N/A
- Dream Demon
- Originated from the 2nd Dimension
- Has 14 billion different genders
Wiz: Bill Cipher wasn't originally from the Nightmare Realm actually. His first home was the 2nd Dimension, a place he hated for having flat dreams and flat ideas.
Boomstick: I can kind of see his gripe there; if everybody was 2D, you'd loose sight of them if they ever turned away! But destroying your entire world just because you got a bit bored with it is hardly the right thing to do.
Wiz: And that wasn't enough for Bill Cipher, because he wanted more. More worlds to plunge into chaos and destruction, and he was determined to get to one.
Boomstick: Three guesses to which dimension Bill Cipher decided to try and get to? That's right, ours.
Wiz: And eventually, through manipulations and promises made throughout the years, Bill succeeded in breaking through into our dimension with a concentrated attack on reality with an event known as Weirdmageddon.
Boomstick: And thanks to now obtaining a three-dimensional form, Bill Cipher became ridiculously powerful.
Wiz: That's right. You know how in dreams you often have the ability to do whatever you want. Well Bill Cipher could do exactly that whilst in the Dreamscape and his ascension to a three-dimensional state essentially allowed him to bring these powers within him into our dimension.
Boomstick: In other words, he's a full blown reality warper!
Wiz: With a mere thought, Bill Cipher is able to alter any aspect of the world around him, and with that comes practically any power.
- Powers
- Mind invasion and reading
- Requires a deal to be made
- Reality warping
- Time control
- Size manipulation
- Shapeshifting
- Item conjuring
- Matter manipulation
- Transmutation
- Telekinesis
- Telepathy
- Madness manipulation
- Immortality
- Illusion generation
- Teleportation
- Energy projection
- Dimension creation
- Precognition
- 4th-wall awareness
- Entering dreams
- Pyrokinesis
- Chaos manipulation
- Nightmare manipulation
- Lasers
- Temporal manipulation
- Weirdness manipulation
- Body possession
- Omnipresence
- Biokinesis
- Regeneration
- Mind invasion and reading
Boomstick: He can control the elements, bring any item into existence, transmute matter, make himself really big and really scary and make people go insane with bubbles of pure madness.
Wiz: He is also capable of producing incredibly powerful bursts of energy that can vanquish foes just as extra-dimensional as him. In fact 11-dimensional beings are absolutely terrified of him, and I'm not sure that's a term we can begin to define.
Boomstick: Back to Bill's powers for the moment then. He can teleport himself about, see in the future and straight up do things that should make absolutely no sense. In fact he himself is something that should make absolutely no sense, because he has billions of different genders. Good thing he identities as male most of the time otherwise we probably won't be able to use his technical gender pronouns. And if we did, we would probably be wiped from existence because saying his true name will do exactly that to us!
Popup: Bill is capable of viewing out of the eyes of any image of himself.
Wiz: Needless to say, Bill is a strange being of great power, the list of which stretches probably further than what we can fathom or come up with.
Boomstick: Hey, what's that power at the bottom of the list.
Wiz: What...oh no! Nobody take your eyes off this sentence because when you do that'll give him a chance-
Bill Cipher: To make myself known!
Boomstick: Oh god!
Wiz: No! Dammit!
Bill Cipher: Aw come on, you all knew this would happy, you should just express your forever-fleeting emotion of happiness right now that I'm here.
Wiz: Hardly! You 4th wall breakers are the banes of our existences.
Boomstick: Yeah, always giving us an ethical dilemma whether it's right to pit fictional characters against one another in battles to the death if they are capable of achieving sentience.
Bill Cipher: Oh, I hardly care about that. After all, they are only made for your entertainment. Me? I'm more interested in seeing how long you can writhe when I insert snakes in all the holes on your face or what happens when I turn your blood to salt.
Boomstick: Wiz. Put up your 4th wall electrified gate we used on Pinkie.
Bill Cipher: Fools! No gate can hold me. I am everywhere. I am legion. I am Bill-
CLICK
ZAP
Bill Cipher: Ow!
Boomstick: Ah, thank goodness.
Wiz: Back on topic, annoying as Bill Cipher may be, he is still a powerful agent of chaos.
- Feats
- A threat to the multiverse
- Broke through into the 3rd Dimension
- Manipulated Stanford Pines into building a portal
- Trapped Mabel within a fantasy world
- Took over the show's opening
- Defeated Stanford Pines, Time Baby, Shaktron
Boomstick: That's an understatement. It's believed that Bill poses a threat to the entire multiverse.
Wiz: In other words, that he is capable of threatening almost infinite number of different realities, nevermind our own universe or even galaxy. In fact Bill will go to any lengths to try and cement his power within any world, including going up against other incredibly powerful beings, as we've mentioned before.
Bill Cipher: Aw, you flatter me-
ZAP
Bill Cipher: Ouch!
Wiz: Your still not getting past that barrier and I'm not gonna let you trick me with any promises of grandiose. I learned my lesson from watching you manipulate Stanford Pines, a legitimate super scientist.
Boomstick: That eventually led to the construction of the portal that would enable Bill Cipher to invade our reality. Even when it got dismantled, Bill Cipher still found a way through.
Wiz: But the people who opposed Bill also found a way to stop him, thanks to his own arrogance.
Boomstick: Yeah, he has the power to turn anything into anything else with a thought, but got blinded by his own anger and just decided to chase down a pair of children. After they sprayed paint in his eye.
Wiz: So Bill is far from unstoppable, sure, but it still goes that when it comes to chaotic threats to the multiverse, you can put this triangular terror pretty high on the list.
Discord[]
Wiz: Within the pony-populated world of Equestria, there is one power that is revered and sought after above all others. The Elements of Harmony.
Boomstick: Which is just another way of saying "friendship makes everything better with magical rainbows".
Wiz: That's the simple terms yes.
Boomstick: Aw well, at least it looks cool in action. Even if it does make you see everything in multi-color for a while. But like everything else, it has a countering force, like darkness to light and sour to sweet.
Wiz: In the case of the Elements of Harmony, it is it's opposing concept, Disharmony. But unlike Harmony, Disharmony isn't harnesses via collective elements, but is rather channeled through a sole wielder. One with the paw of a lion, the tail of a snake, and head of a horse; a draconequus to be precise.
Boomstick: And his name is Discord, the Spirit of Disharmony.
- Background
- Age: Thousands of years
- Height: Est 16'
- Species: Draconequus
- Spirit of Disharmony
- First of many MLP villain to be redeemed
Wiz: Long ago, Discord was the original ruler of Equestria, tormenting its inhabitants with a constant barrage of chaos and calamity.
Boomstick: That all came to an end however when the Alicorns Celestia and Luna used the aforementioned Elements of Harmony to imprison him in a statue of stone during his tryout for a musical, or as it would seem.
Wiz: With Discord sealed away, peace returned to Equestria under the new rule of the Alicorn Princess. But nothing lasts forever, let alone ancient seals to ward off evil.
Boomstick: Discord did eventually end up getting free, determined to send Equestria back to the Confusing Ages he once ruled, but found opposition in the form of six ponies chosen to be the new wielders of the Elements of Harmony, trapping him once again in stone and this time in the much more appropriate panic-stricken pose, to remain for another hundred years or so.
Wiz: Actually, not that time. Whether it be for pragmatic reasons or just for feeling guilty over leaving Discord fully conscious and unable to move for thousands of years, but Celestia decided to try and rehabilitate Discord so he could use his powers for good.
Boomstick: Thanks to the efforts of Fluttershy, the kindest little pony who represents the Element of Kindness, he was...somewhat put on the right path to using his powers for good. And what a collection of powers he has!
- Powers
- Reality-Warping
- Magic manipulation
- Shapeshifting
- Voice changing
- Size-shifting
- Probability alteration
- Logic manipulation
- Telekinesis
- Hypnotism
- Nigh-omniscience
- Teleportation
- Creation
- Levitation
- Replication
- Animation
- Possession
- Transmogrification
- Portal creation
- Disease generation
- Pyrokinesis
- Weather magic
- Gravity manipulation
- Immortality
- Clairvoyance
- Energy blasts
- Petrification
- 4th Wall Awareness
Wiz: Most notable is his ability to manipulate the fabric of reality itself.
Boomstick: He can turn anything into anything else, turn into anything else, control the weather, animate inanimate objects or possess them himself, turn entire portions of land into a patchwork of bizarre sections, replicate himself and much more, including time control.
Wiz: He can also conjure up portals to send ponies through, or straight up remove something from existence if he wants to with a mere snap of his fingers, or the snap of the...hair at the end of his tail.
Boomstick: He's also capable of influencing the minds of others, doing so with such mastery he can make them forget ever interacting with him or acting the exact opposite of their true selves.
Popup: Discord is evidently able to automatically brainwash others without needing to mentally break them down first.
Wiz: Not just content with reality warping either, Discord can also alter probability and the laws of physics.
Boomstick: Man, that all sounds familiar for some reason.
Wiz: Well we did just discus another reality warper, so there powers are bound to be very similar.
Boomstick: Fair enough. Wait; does that mean Discord can also-
Discord: Indeed I can Sticky!
Wiz:...crap.
Discord: First off, I want a word with you two about how you electrocuted Pinkie Pie, and if that wasn't bad enough you had her killed by a sponge!
Boomstick: You ain't mad about that are you?
Discord: On the contrary, I found it absolutely hilarious! I just wanted your notes on it.
Wiz: Oh, uh thanks then.
Discord: And I also want to make sure you make me win! Rainbow Dash got to!
Bill Cipher: No, make me win!
Discord: Zip it you Pyramid Punk!
Wiz: Electric gate's going up fellas.
Discord: Yikes! Okay officer, I'll move along.
Wiz: Thank goodness. Back on topic, with his powers over Disharmony, Discord is an incredibly powerful being.
- Feats
- Stole the Elements of Harmony
- Powered Tirek with a small sample of magic
- Reacted faster than Rainbow Dash
- Nullified other sources of magic
- Defeated Tirek, Luna, Celestia
Boomstick: Not only was his rule on Equestria ensured until Celestia and Luna got their hooves on the Elements of Harmony, he puts other villains to shame with just how effective his reality warping is.
Wiz: He can straight up nullify their magical spells and even tracked down the magic stealer himself, Lord Tirek. He did this by detecting the magical unbalance created by his magic leeching. And when impersonating the evil goat Grogar, Discord was able to power Tirek up to a form he obtained after absorbing at least two entire species of ponies.
Boomstick: Speaking of which, Discord is a rather skilled manipulator and planner, able to get others to do practically whatever he wants with a few choice words and actions. And with magic sometimes.
Wiz: Most of the time actually, which can be an issue since Discord's magic is chaos fueled; when their isn't some lack of order going on, he can be drastically weakened, even to a point where he simply fades from existence. Also, he's rather overconfident and can get too playful with whatever situation he's in, which can lead to problems. But he has long since found the right balance between being his mischievous self and a good friend.
Boomstick: But he's mainly his mischievous self.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, time to end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
The Battle[]
In the middle of a field, Discord and Bill were sitting on the ground playing cards with each other, waiting for the battle to begin.
Bill Cipher: Got any sevens?
Discord: Go fish.
FIGHT!
Discord: Oh, that's our cue.
Bill Cipher: Oh yeah.
Discord: Alright, I'll just put these cards away...wait, where'd the "FIGHT!" go?
Bill Cipher: Right here!
Discord turned to look at Bill, revealing that the demon had collected the red letter in his hand before flicking them towards Discord like they were cards, slicing Discord's body into seven pieces, leaving the exclamation mark for last to throw it into Discord's severed head. However, the pieces of Discord, barring his head, suddenly formed into his fists and flew at Bill Cipher, punching him numerous times all over his body. As Bill shouted out a symphony of pained yells, all the fists suddenly drew back and poised themselves to strike him at the same time, doing so in the next instant and squashing Bill against himself, causing his eye to bulge upwards comically. Suddenly, said eye flew upwards and fired a blast of energy downwards at the cluster of fists, completely vaporizing them but leaving Bill's pyramid body untouched. The eye fell back into place on Bill's body.
Bill Cipher: Right, now where did his head go?
Discord suddenly floated down through the air behind Bill, upside down and wearing a crude Batman costume.
Discord: Here.
Discord produced a tuba out of nowhere and blew straight into it, producing a massive blast of noise that washed over Bill, causing him to slap his hands over his ears.
Bill Cipher: Yow, that is awful! Wait a minute; I don't have ears.
Bill took a peek and saw that Discord was still distracted blowing his tuba, eyes closed in concentration as he played out the single deafening beat. Bill decided to take advantage of this by enlarging his pointing hand before jamming his finger into the tuba's opening. The stopping of the usage Discord's breath caused it to become trapped within his mouth, until his head swelled and popped.
Bill Cipher: Ha! Now what you mismatching moron?
For a reply, Discord's headless body slammed the barrel of the tuba around his body, before producing a rolling pin and banging on repeatedly so that once it was lifted from around Bill, the demon was vibrating out of control. Discord's head then regrew before he drew the rolling pin back, transforming it into a baseball bat in the process.
Discord: Fore!
With a swing of the bat, Discord sent Bill flying a great distance away before he crashed back down to earth, resulting in a triangle-shaped crater being created. Discord, meanwhile put a stick of bubblegum in his mouth and started chewing as a scoreboard, that had popped out of nowhere, showed a make-believe score as a sports fanfare played. Bill levitated himself out of the crater.
Bill Cipher: So you want to get chaotic do you? I've got bad news for you pal; that's what I do best!
He grabbed the ground with both hands and pulled on it, causing the world to spin forwards and bring Discord towards him at high speeds, the Spirit of Disharmony letting out a yell of surprise as he came within Bill's radius, allowing the latter to catch him in the face with a punch. This caused Discord's legs to kick up into the air with the momentum causing him to fly into the air behind Bill. But Discord adapted quickly, sprouting blades all across his back before shaping his long body into a circle and spinning like a saw blade back towards Bill. The spinning Discord struck Bill in the back, grinding against it and sending sparks out and eventual appeared to smash straight through Bill's body, breaking it into pieces. Bill reformed instantly however and clapped his hands at Discord unraveled from his circular position and lunged at him, summoning a shield made of metal in front of him which Discord clanged face-first against, leaving him open for Bill to deliver an enlarged fist in an uppercut to his jaw. Discord flipped backwards from the attack but made sure that whilst he did, his tail smacked against Bill's front, causing him to flip backwards as well. Both entities righted themselves in the air before charging back at each other; their first connected punch sent out a multicolored wave, turning several trees into candy canes, the second converted the grass into toothpicks featuring cheese and shrimp, which was then followed up by the two of them slap fighting. Whilst this did this however, Bill grew a third arm from his back which bore his signature cane, which he then swung down at Discord's head, only for it to be redirected through a miniature portal suddenly conjured by Discord, causing it to wack Bill in his own eye.
Bill Cipher: Ow!
He pulled back, clutching at his throbbing eye, and Discord stretched his legs before beginning to dash around Bill, generating a tornado around him.
Discord: I learned this trick for Rainbow Dash!
As the newly conjured winds whipped around him, Bill merely held onto his top hat to prevent it from being blown away before converting his eye into a mouth. Reaching out with a hand, he grabbed a hold of a strand of wind and started to suck it into his mouth like a strand of spaghetti. Eventually, he had consumed the entire tornado, before spitting something into his hand; a miniature Discord who had gotten caught by his eating, all mushed up like a piece of gum and groaned in pain. Bill tapped the side of his head.
Bill Cipher: Gotta say, it had an interest flavor, but unfortunately for you, it was RAW! So I'm going to have to detract from your overall score.
Discord: Oh don't worry, I can fix it by adding a little vegetables.
Discord suddenly teleported out of Bill's hand and appeared in front of him, snapping his fingers, to which giant nightmarish trees tore their way out of the ground and surrounded Bill, whipping out at him with their thorny branches. Bill summoned to hand a samurai sword and slashed out with it numerous times before sheathing it stylishly and letting the branches and trees fall apart. Seeing his attempted attack fail, Discord decided to go for another one, and pulled out a gigantic missile from nowhere. As Bill dispelled the sword in a pop of air, he turned and was shocked to see Discord riding said missile towards him, twirling a cowboy hat as he did.
Discord: And I learned this from Applejack!
Bill Cipher: Yeah...I don't care who is that is.
Bill snapped his fingers, and the missile suddenly curved around him. Discord, still riding on the missile, blinked in surprise and looked behind him to see Bill now holding up a sign which read;
Discord: "Watch out?"
He turned and let out a girlish shriek just before the missile, and thus he, hit a giant bullseye with a crude picture of his own face on it, completely blowing it up. Discord was sent flying into the air, a line of smoke trailing behind him before he splashed down into a nearby ocean. Bill appeared over the body of water and looked around for his opponent.
Bill Cipher: Not coming out aye? Fine.
He tied a black bandanna featuring a karate symbol on it around his forehead and chopped downwards, the strike hitting the surface of the ocean and spreading cracks across it like a glass, until it actually shattered like glass. And out of the newly exposed bottom of the ocean came a massive golem made of sand shaped just like Discord, which drew its hands back and clapped them around Bill.
Discord: Gotcha!
But suddenly, the clasped hands of hand suddenly began to get sucked into something. Once enough sand had been taken, it was revealed to a miniature black hole, which quickly drew in the rest of the sandy golem and exposing Discord, who was attempting to pull away from the suction. Bill then flew over to the black hole and flicked a switch on it, from "Suction" to "Blow", sending the sand shooting out from the black hole towards Discord, striking the Spirit of Disharmony and propelling him straight towards a mountain. Rather than hit it the conventional way, Discord instead planted on it sooner than he logically should have and then the entire mountain tipped forward like a 2D cutout to bang onto the ground. Discord, as flat as a piece of paper, pulled himself from out under the mountain and glared at Bill.
Bill Cipher: So, you got any other games?
Discord: Yeah...
He smiled with sinister intent and he stood up and grabbed the sun as though it was right behind him, the size of a large beach ball.
Discord: How 'bout a game of catch!
Discord tossed the sun into the air and hurled it towards Bill, who sent it back at him with a slap of his own hand. For a while, this back and forth went on for a while; Discord sent it back with a tennis racket, Bill turned into a slingshot to shoot it back, Discord shaped his long body into an arc to send it back, Bill conjured up two portals, Discord lassoed the moon, spun it around him and threw it, and Bill reversed his and Discord's positions with a snap of his fingers.
Discord: Right, enough of this!
Discord stepped to the side to reveal a door behind him, which he held open to let the moon sail through before closing it.
Bill Cipher: Hey, I thought you liked playing games?
Discord: Eh, I get board really quickly.
Bill Cipher: Huh, well what do you know; SO DO I!
Bill suddenly fired a blinding white flash at Discord, causing him to yelp and dodged to the side as the door he had conjured was vaporized by the flash.
Discord: Hey, that could have killed me? Wait a moment; have you been trying to kill me?
Bill Cipher: Oh, I don't know, why don't you look at the title of this place?
Discord conjured a pair of binoculars and looked up the page to the very top in response to Bill's sarcastic reply, seeing the title of the wiki.
Discord: "Death Battle...", ah, yes I see your point. In that case maybe we should take this up a notch.
Bill Cipher: Agreed.
He raised his hand and snapped his fingers, summoning behind him an entire army of Bill's, all wearing military gear and driving tanks. Discord frowned and the display before snapping his own fingers and summoning Discord's lined up in Roman ranks and wearing the appropriate armor and weapons.
Bill Cipher: Charge!
Discord: Advance!
The two armies of copies surged forward and clashed, throwing up a massive cloud of dust from which the sounds of clashing weapons and pained yells surfaced. As the dust cloud of fighting broke off into smaller squabbles, various battles between the Bill's and Discord's became more concentrated; there were sword duels, shoot outs, wrestling matches and even rock-paper-scissors, with the losers getting turned into the losing hand that they threw.
In the middle of all this fighting, a single Discord and Bill stood in a clearing, decked out in cowboy gear and performing a standoff. Neither moved for a while as they narrowed their eyes at the other, before they both simultaneously whipped out of their pistols and fired a single shot, nailing each other in the forehead. Another Bill and Discord walked over to their downed copies, now featuring X marks in their eyes. The two of them looked about the chaos brought upon by their doppelgangers.
Discord: Yeesh...looks like we've certainly made mess of things.
Bill Cipher: Yeah...let's make it even messier, with some bubbles of pure madness!
Bill lifted his arms up and summoned multicolored balls, which washed over the various Discords as they were in the process of fighting off the Bills, causing them to go nuts and act erratically, allowing the Bills to fly over to join the main Bill hovering before Discord, all pointing their fingers at him. Discord remembered what happened the last time Bill had done this.
Discord: Aw shoot.
A barrage of lasers blasted straight towards Discord, but before them hit him;
Discord: Now shoot backwards.
He snapped his fingers and the shots slowed before fully stopping just before hitting him, before they all shot back towards the Bills, zapping each and every one of them and causing them to vanish in droves, leaving only the main Bill behind and looking quite shocked.
Discord: My turn to improve the mess now, and I think I'll be doing it with a portal to a place incredibly terrifying.
He snapped his fingers and behind Bill a portal was conjured; he turned and saw a massive sock puppet reaching for him with its maw.
Bill Cipher: Oh dear-!
The puppet chomped down on Bill and started to draw back into the portal. But before it could, it's entire body suddenly burst into flames.
Bill Cipher: That is it!
As he burned free of the sock puppet, Bill levitated into the air, transforming into his far more monstrous form.
Bill Cipher: I'm all for fun and games, but when they end up annoying me, that's when I put my foot down!
In each of his newly formed additional hands, Bill conjured blue fireballs as the sky turned dark.
Bill Cipher: Now burn you-wait, where did you go?
Discord: Right here, and I'll have you know that any game you play, I can do it better.
Bill turned around and saw that Discord has grown to an ever bigger size than him and was now lying on his front across the landscape, staring down at him with a relaxed grin.
Bill Cipher: Uh...
Discord: Hey pal, answer a riddle for me; what do you call the weapon of someone who makes sure they use something later?
Bill Cipher: Um...
Discord snapped his fingers and summoned a familiar looking door that opened over Bill.
Discord: Chekhov's Gun.
Out of the door fell the moon, now enlarged to a massive size, which crashed down onto Bill, crushing him into the ground, sending out a massive shockwave across the land.
Eventually, Bill was able to half pull, half drag himself out from under the moon, but was completely dizzied and eventually tipped forward to fall face-first on the ground as Discord landed in front of him.
Discord: Well, looks like it's the end for you my pyramid-shaped pal.
Bill Cipher: Wait a moment.
Discord looked down at Bill in curiosity as Bill peered up at him.
Bill Cipher: Think about it; I'm clearly a powerful being, so there's lots of things I could do. Things I could do for you. But if I am to have a chance of this, I'll need to be patched up. So what do you say; help a future friend out?
Bill extended his hand up towards Discord, who tapped his chin in consideration, before moving his hand down to take Bill's.
Until said hand suddenly changed in direction to brush Discord's hair back.
Discord: Sike.
And the Spirit of Disharmony snapped his fingers just as Bill yelled in terror.
Later on, Discord was having tea with Fluttershy in her house.
Fluttershy: So what were you doing earlier? You said you had someone to meet up with?
Discord: Oh, that was nothing really. Pass me the dipping condiment please.
Fluttershy complied and Discord pulled out a chip from his bag, one of which had a yellow eye in one of the corners.
Bill Cipher: No, not the spicy hummus!
Discord ignored the cries only he could hear and dipped Bill into the hummus, causing him to cry out in pain before being crunched up by Discord.
Discord: Mmm...chaos god.
Fluttershy: What?
Discord: Nothing.
KO!
Outcome[]
Discord: Huzza! See what happens when you do what I say you two? Everyone's happy!
Wiz: Um, excuse me, no, we didn't make you win, we decided you would.
Discord: Oh pish-posh. Fine, explain how I won.
Boomstick: I'm with him on this, seemed a bit impossible to determine a victor if you ask me.
Wiz: Definitely did seem that way. Bill and Discord possessed a large and varied arsenal and powers which were pretty comparable. Both could duplicate themselves, both could manipulate or control inanimate objects and most notably both could manipulate reality on a vast scale, and both were skilled tricksters and planners. But Discord did demonstrate a few other additional powers that would be helpful against Bill. For example, Discord has shown that he can affect the magic of others, including their curses or conventional magical blasts.
Popup: Whilst Bill needs to make a deal with someone, or someone else, to make use of his mind manipulation powers, Discord can use his all the time. In additional, Bill has been shown to be vulnerable to being erased via memory loss, something that Discord could likely perform himself.
Boomstick: Yeah, and like how Discord is able to effect the laws of probability and causality, which would surely make using whatever precognitive abilities Bill can use a little unreliable. And being faster than the other certainly wouldn't hurt; Discord has shown that he can react to the movements of Rainbow Dash, who can normally move at Mach 5, whilst Bill has never really shown speed feats and got tagged by a normal soon-to-be-13-year old girl with spray paint.
Popup: The fact that Mabel was able to harm Bill with said spray paint proves that Bill was vulnerable to conventional means of harm in his 3-dimensional form, so the fact about 11 dimensional beings fearing him implies that he must first reach their multiverse to become as such, something he has never been shown to achieve.
Wiz: I know there are arguments on the VS wiki that say Bill travelling the universe during his monologue could be taken as a speed feat, but the fact was that this was shown during a hypothetical rant by Bill means we cannot concretely take it as a realistic feat. But above all there was one ability of Discord that meant he could remain ahead of Bill no matter what, and that was that he could fuel himself with any events of chaos that happened around him.
Boomstick: Since Bill was an avid spreader of chaos, anything he would do would just end up making Discord stronger and stronger, until the moment the Draconequus could get in the opportunity to strike Cipher down.
Popup: Although both Bill and Discord have both been tricked before, only Discord's consequence of being manipulated wasn't fatal, meaning it's likely he would learn from such mistakes whilst Bill's demise means he never could.
Wiz: Think of it this way; Bill Cipher served as a conductor of chaos after coming from the 2nd Dimension, whilst Discord was always an embodying spirit of it since Equestria's old days.
Boomstick: And whilst it was said that Bill is a threat to the multiverse, his track record of causing bedlam in one place before moving to another implies its through a crusade-like movement rather than being capable of destroying the whole thing in one single action.
Popup: Both Bill and Princess Celestia/Luna, who Discord is certainly comparable to, are stated to have infinite power. These statements are more than likely exaggerations and even then would put Discord and Bill in the same level of power.
Wiz: It's entirely feasible that Bill could have won in some scenarios, but Discord has the winning majority thanks to his wider abilities, greater speed and chaos-fueled power.
Boomstick: Leaving him with a clean Bill of health.
Wiz: The winner is Discord.
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Trivia[]
- The connection between Bill Cipher and Discord is that they are both entities with immense reality warping and chaos based powers and are known for being tricksters, being friends with other bizarre entities and being turned to stone.
- This battle would have been in 2D
- The original music for this battle would have been called 'Disharmolypse', which is a combination of disharmony and apocalypse, in reference to Discord's status and Bill Cipher's Weirdmageddon.
Bill Cipher vs Discord is an episode of SoMaShadow's Death Battles. It features Bill Cipher from the Gravity Falls series, and Discord from the My Little Pony series.
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Description[]
Gravity Falls vs My Little Pony!