Description[]
Regular Show VS Eddsworld!, When two serious, levelheaded, sarcastic assholes who tend to have anger issues and be annoyed by the dumb and immature actions of their friends who hide their anger issues through alcohol to get happier and cooler towards others met, this ain't gonna be good! Who would win?
Introduction[]
Boomstick: Benson Dunwoody, the antrophomorfic Gumball Machine Manager of Regular Show who works as as the Angry Boss of Mordecai and Rigby!
Wiz: And Tom, the miserable, depressed, nihilistic, jacket wearing, and alcoholic character of the Eddsworld series with Black Eyes!
Boomstick: We all know that feelings such as Rage and Depression suck!
Wiz: But when we got sarcastic assholes like these two who are serious and levelheaded members of their gangs who often get annoyed by the stupid decisions of their friends, they are some of the perfect examples of those feelings!
Boomstick: He is Wiz and I am Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who'd win in a DEATH BATTLE!
Benson Fires DEATH BATTLE![]
(Cue: Benson's Drum Solo Theme)
Boomstick: Benson Dunwoody A.K.A the Angry Regular Show Gumball Machine!
Wiz: He's the anti-heroic Deuteragonist into the show. He isn't really a villain but in some characters he has been antagonic.
Boomstick: Benson usually yells Mordecai and Rigby ALL The time to do their job or else they're fired! It seems like he hates them but in really he just wants them to do their job, and be responsible. But he never got the chance to end up making M&R be fired!
Wiz: The weirdest thing is... Remember that Chapter Rigby was allergic to egg and went to the hospital? Benson was like oh, nothing would happen of this if they did the work as they was supposed to.... He actually has a point but he shouldn't relate work to a moment like this. However, Mordecai just punched the shit out of him. And Benson literally didn't threaten Mordecai or anything like what the heck?!
Boomstick: Yeah, Benson tried to prove he had friends but Mordecai proved that everyone just hangs with him cause he's the boss and wanted to do true a promise with Rigby. Now going back, As manager, he is the boss of every park worker (with the possible exception of Pops). Benson is easily the most short-tempered character of all. Whenever he is greatly upset, Benson loses his temper, turning varying shades of red, and always threatening to fire Mordecai and Rigby, usually by yelling, although he can be sassy and sarcastic as well.
Wiz: Yeah, he's the classic responsible hardworking Boss everyone wants to have always when it ain't someone as irresponsible as Reg Show Slackers.
Boomstick: Aside from this, Benson usually is calmed, and he enjoys being social, even with Mordecai and Rigby.
Wiz: Whenever Benson is in a good mood, he'll reward his employees with time off, usually in the form of nightly entertainment or dining out.
- BIO:
- Name: Benson Dunwoody
- Origin: Regular Show
- Gender: Male
- Age: In his 40s
- Classification: Anthropomorphic gumball vending machine
Wiz: Well, Benson is actually a thoughie. Dude, he can survive a hit from Mordecai in the fucking face, and then he is fine!
Boomstick: Mordecai is really powerful! he is so strong that he can break a broom with one punch and easily rip a shirt as shown in "Mordecai and the Rigbys". However, his most recent and impressive feat of physical strength is shown when he bashed Death Bear across a room and through a wall in the episode of the same name. And Benson Can punch through walls, destroy tables with a strike, and dent steel. Easily tore out a house phone out of the wall and destroyed it. Overpowered dozens of guys before exhaustion. Dude this Gumball Machine is a powerhouse! How doesn't he get any fissure or wound in his glass head?!
Wiz: Benson is also very durable, Him alongside Mordecai and Rigby just Tanked a fall falling to earth tanking a fall while doing a earth's reentry doing a hole from earth and even killing all life from the planet calcled around 128.5 exatons of TNT! That feat makes Benson Moon level in durability and power-scaling. Plus he also had much raging energy to the point his rage just becamed him a living angry sun that was threatening to Tear The Park apart and he managed to overpower Mordecai and Rigby by yelling doing a explosion generated a Crater and made them unable to hear! And Mordecai and Rigby survived Pops and Anti-Pops' blast which was calcled around 3.727 exatons of TNT being Dwarf Star Level and at most Benson is superior to Rigby who survived being electrocuted by the Timenado's core which was stated to destroy the space time, the universe and different timelines plus it has the power to summon different timelines making Benson Low Multiverse level likely!
Boomstick: Benson is also able to tank blows of Rigby and harm Him, and Rigby is able to fight Mordecai. Benson is stronger than Mordecai, and Benson Could perform the 150 piece drum solo, which is stated to be impossible for even the most coordinated person! But he also scales Mordecai and Rigby who has dodged lasers before, outran lightning, and runs off lasers, he is also comparable to Mordecai and Rigby, having keep with them several times, and is comparable to the Baby Ducks, who are Trillion times MFTL+ being able to flew across the galaxy in seconds! They also blitzed Klorgbane on their fight with him and Klorgbane can go across planetary distances in seconds, and Rigby dodged a Karate Chop of Base Pops, who even in base form can tag Anti-Pops who can tag and erase the Baby Ducks and can erase the universe in a few seconds plus Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost were able to dodge attacks of him making Benson Quadrillion Times MFTL+!
Wiz: Benson has several noticeable powers. He has that superhuman rage, that while sure lates to build up, makes him levitate, destroy things with an aura and make them fly away and threatens to tear The Park apart turning into a living sun and shooting fire by speaking!
Boomstick: Benson has also interacted with High Five Ghost, a literal ghost so he has non physical interaction able to hit ghosts, he has inorganic Physiology due to being a Gumball Machine and Benson like Mordecai and Rigby knows The Death Known Do! With this he has several Insane Feats which he should compare to Mordecai and Rigby! Benson also can resist be burnt. Benson was able to perform the 150 piece drum solo, which caused him to set on fire and would have killed virtually any regular person from sheer force!
Wiz: Benson has numerous clipboards and pens/pencils. Benson also did the Book of Park Records, which can literally change the Plot of the Regular Show universe always when they're in The Park. However he sadly hasn't used it so we cannot assume he could use it despite he did it.
Boomstick: Benson also should be as Strong as Muscle Man, Muscle Man lifted the Golf Cart in the comics, can lift a house and uproot trees, and Mordecai and Rigby with the Death Known Do are insane, Mordecai jumped off a big crater surrounded by Lava back to athmosphery in seconds, Rigby nearly killed Skips, Skips is physically stronger than Mordecai and had killed Rigby before, Rigby also destroyed several buildings and nearly destroyed the whole park, The force of his punches created a crater several hundred meters deep and Mordecai has survived perfectly without any scratch MANY Death Punches of Rigby with the Death Known Do and Benson would have techniques of the Death Known Do like Death Punch, Death Jump, Death Kicks, Death Jump, etc!
Wiz: Benson has several weapons such as a fucking pistol (Yes, a fucking pistol, what drugs was CN thinking on?), the Regular Show Golf Cart, is skilled using the drum, like hella skilled as we told before.
Boomstick: And With Mr. Maellard's limousine, he has a large arsenal of machine guns, grappling hooks, tire blades, lasers and missiles all to himself. But if the missiles are used the limousine will self-destroy. He has a crackshot with painball gun and a Bow and Arrow But the best of his arsenal! THAT FRIGGING SUIT THAT MAKES HIM BE LIKE GOKU!
Wiz: With this he can teleport, he can shoot electricity, has instinctive reactions, is super better at fighting, has beaten up several people easily at once, and reacts to attack as if he had the Ultra Instinct! And Benson has a Ship which allowed him to go so fast he travels back in time having Immeasurable Speeds with it!
Boomstick: But Benson ain't perfect... Like he has great difficulty controlling his rage and when it's completely builded up it is destructive AF. But let's don't mess with The Park's boss, he could get you fired!
Benson: YOU LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS! CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?! 'CAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, SOME PRIDE IN DOING A JOB WELL DONE!! BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU, AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF THE INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!!!
Tom sees DEATH BATTLE! as Lame[]
Wiz: Tom, the depressive, nihilistic, Jacket Wearing, and Smirnoff Addict of the Eddsworld series!
Boomstick: His hair looks like Bart Simpson! And also his Eyes are literal Holes And I am not kidding one comic has Edd pulling cola off Tom's eyes!
Wiz: True, He is the roomate of Edd and Matt and before Tord (At least before he left).
Boomstick: But Tom and Tord don't go all well along...
Wiz: Yeah, many jokes are done in the series about Tom's eyes too, and he is usually the Butt of the joke!
Boomstick: Tom is the smartest in the gang and he's sarcastic, grumpy and depending the situation he can act Goofy!
Wiz: Although Tom and Tord lived under the same roof (until Tord moved), they had a rivalry history. It started when Tom called Tord a commie and Tord called Tom a Jehovah's Witness (who he actually is). In Ruined, Tom taunts Tord ("In your face, Tord!"), because Edd chose him to go with him when the gang had to split up.
Boomstick: This is why he hates Tord, to the point he wasn't happy when he came back in The End and even left the house by Tord being here!
Wiz: But Tord was revealed to be evil, and he was betraying Edd being his friend to get his Giant Robot and rule the world in the biggest plot twist like how Tord did become that Evil without much explaination?
Boomstick: But Tom beated Tord with the Harpoon and saved the world from his doom... He's basically an anti-hero, considering he Hates Cristmas via witnessing Jehovah and wanted to destroy it once!
- BIO:
- Name: Thomas Ridgewell, Tom
- Age: 25
- Origin: Eddsworld
- Gender: Male
- Classification: Human
Wiz: Tom has a lot of arsenal...
Boomstick: Yeah, he has a Goddamn Harpoon Gun which is capable of Blowing up a Goddamn Building-sized GIANT ROBOT!!! How is this possible, Wiz?!
Wiz: I don't think it be reallistically possible... But well it's a fictional cartoon after all... And crazy things can happen in cartoons, like Wile E. Coyote's plans always getting thwarted by Road Runner, him still standing in the air ignoring gravity's laws until he realizes he's falling, Squidward literally breathing in an empty white void despite it was shown SpongeBob characters can die outside water, Toon Force generally breaks the laws of physics with the pure nature of it being funny! And Eddsworld has some toon force so!
Boomstick: True! Tom also has a few things more from Hammer Space which makes Tom take out things from seemingly nowhere, like his Guitar he calls Susan, Smirnoffs he can just throw bottles at his enemies' heads to deliever damage, Guns, Zanta's Slay which allows him fly and do badass things such as shooting rockets, etc!
Wiz: Tom has Guns, an Alien Ray Gun, A Shovel, a Mop, a Crossbow, a Harpoon Gun, a Baseball Bat, an Alien Spaceship, his Guitar, Susan, a Zanta's Slay, and a Novelty Toy Monkey Bomb!
Boomstick:: And Tom has killed both Bart Simpson and Sonic the Hedgehog in one comic! Even then that's not canon anyways...
Wiz: And also Tom being a Monster has Superhuman Strenght, Pyrokinesis, Superhuman Durability, Jump Boost and a Tail!
Boomstick: Tom after graduating learned how to fly as well magically! And if people asks why his eyes are black then he can literally turn others' eyes black too!
Wiz: He once summoned the sun and withstanded his heat, can time travel by a time machine with spoons, used Fire works which blew up a damn continent doing a explosion visible in space, can use wishes with a magic penny, has an alien ray gun, can control his body, he transformed into a snake, he's already possesed so he can resist possesion, with a magic penny he can ask for wishes and he finished a comic with a remote by pressing a button!
Boomstick: He could search something 3 days straight in his couch, he can dodge lasers, and scale Edd who can do this feat too, he's the one most durable of the group and he survived a rocket missile from Tord!
Wiz: He has a Machine Gun which shoots stakes to kill Vampires, he is skilled with fire arms, he did a Bathmobile with things of a public bath, is good doing plans and thinking stuff quicker than his company, can speak to his brain and get advices from it, he graduated from an Amazing School and learned flight, and he should be comparable or slighty inferior to Tord who literally tricked Edd and Matt into being friends, did couch capsules, an entire laboratory with plans on his room, and a Giant Robot without anyone knowing this!
Boomstick: Tom also could literally harm Edd and oneshot him as Monster Tom with his PowerEdd form, Edd literally is Strong enough to OBLITERATE the sun kicking a cola can to it in seconds, making the sun fall down! Jesus, that's insane!
Wiz: And Tom can scale Edd who has piloted and react a Space Ship which can travel across the solar system in seconds, and the ships can blew up planets, open holes through planets like Saturn, left a great Crater in Uranus and he survived a falling from space to earth which did massive destruction in earth!
Boomstick: Even then, Tom can act goofy at times,can go away from a fight if he feels he's outnumbered so he's a bit cowardly, and Tom doesn't control his Monster form and is VERY hotheaded!
Wiz: But even then we don't need to mess with Tom!
Tom: I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEAAAAAAAAATH BAAAAAATTLEEEEEEEE!!!
DEATH BATTLE![]
First we see how Edd, Tom and Matt were bored into The Park without anything to do at all.
Edd: Wow, this place is really boring...
Matt: True, to be a Park there is really nobody around to have fun with, or any entertaining place just people around working!
Matt says bored but Muscle Man heard this alongside High Five Ghost and says.
Muscle Man: But do you know who else is getting entertainment right now? MY MOM!!!!
Muscle Man says while laughing at his joke and then High Five Ghost and himself does a High five. Tom however sees unimpressed while Edd and Matt are just confused.
Tom: Lame...
While Muscle Man and High Five Ghost go away to keep doing their job, Tom tells Edd and Matt.
Tom: Guys, look! A Golf Kart!
Tom says now impressed while Edd says.
Edd: Oh yeah! Well let's get some fun with this Golf Kart, guys!
Edd, Tom and Matt are starting to drive the Golf Kart, doing some donuts all around the place while having fun laughing and driving all around. However while Benson was going to check everyone doing their Job and he was gonna end supervising Mordecai and Rigby he sees the trio of friends using the Kart, when Benson told Mordo and Rigs to vigilate the Golf Kart from not being vandalized, making Benson angry scream.
Benson: MORDECAI AND RIGBYYYYY!!!!!!
Benson then scared runs chasing the trio of friends until they accidentally clash against a Tree, damaging the golf kart and making the 3 get knocked on the ground, as they got up Edd says.
Edd: Well, that was fun...
Benson however looks at the 3 dissapointed and yells.
Benson: GRAAAH!!! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?! WHY ARE YOU IDIOTS DRIVING THE GOLF KART OF THE PARK?! I AM THE MANAGER OF THIS PLACE AND I ASKED TWO MORONS TO END SUPERVISING THE KART WHY ARE YOU STEALING THE GOLF KART WITHOUT PERMISSION?!
Tom only sees Benson completely dissapointed crossing arms while Edd and Matt however get scared and Edd says.
Edd: S-Sorry man, no need to get that mad! We just wanted to have fun there!
Benson: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! THAT I HAVE NO NEED TO FEEL ANGRY?! THIS IS LITERALLY THE PARK'S GOLF KART AND YOU GUYS ENDED BEING IMMATURE AND STUPID ENOUGH TO END DAMAGING IT AND I NEED TO PAY IT AGAIN!!! YOU GUYS ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE I DISLIKE WHOSE ACTIONS AFFECT LIFES OF WHOEVER AROUND YOU GUYS MAKING THEIR LIFES HARDER AND IT AFFECTS PEOPLE... LIKE ME!!! NOW GET OUT OF THERE OR THINGS WON'T BE NICE!!!
Benson says crying really angry and Edd says.
Edd: Yeah, guys I think we should get off there!
Edd and Matt run away but only Tom stays staring Benson with one challenging stare, Edd and Matt then say.
Edd and Matt: Tom?! What are you doing?!
Benson: GREAT?! AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?! I WASN'T MAKING MYSELF CLEAR WHEN I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE OFF THIS PLACE OR THINGS WOULD GET UGLY?!
Tom: I don't care of your lame warnings! I won't let you ruin our fun just because your the boss of this place! I have a stressful life too having to be with those two and I never find anything fun to my life and I had it until YOU had to RUIN IT!!!
Tom tells Benson really angry pointing out Benson agressively with his finger but this makes Benson close fists angry and his gumballs turn red while Benson yells.
Benson: GRAAAH! I SEE THE PROBLEM NOW!!! YOU JUST WANT TO BE A JERK BECAUSE YOU NEVER GOT FUN IN YOUR LIFE AND YOUR ACTING LIKE A IMMATURE ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF THAT AND YOU DON'T CARE IF THINGS GET UGLY, IF YOU WANNA SEE HOW UGLY THINGS WILL GET THEN FINE HERE YOU GO!!!
Benson angry punches Tom in the face, knocking Tom against the floor. Tom however gets up and says.
Tom: Lame!
Tom angry punches Benson back, and now either doesn't speak or tell anything to each other for a long while and they only stand in their combat positions ready to fight seeing each other with angry glares.
FIGHT!!!
(Cue: Boulevard of Brokened Dreams)
Benson first punches Tom back in the face again, only for Tom to angrily take off one Bottle of Smirnoff drinking some off it comically and then yelling.
Tom: SMIRNOFF!!!
Tom comically drops the bottle trying to hit Benson's head but Benson acrobatically moves to his left while rolling on the floor as the bottle shatters into crystal and liquid on the floor.
Benson: Woah?! What the hell is wrong with you?! Are you trying to kill me?!
Benson says angrily as he then kicks Tom away and grabs Tom from the hoodie slamming him down angrily punching him and kicking Tom away. Tom however recovers quickly as he takes off a Machine Gun.
Tom: Stay away, you piece of sh*t!
Tom says while showing Benson the Middle finger and he shoots Bullets towards Benson who sees in shock running away off every bullet and he then hides into his Car. Tom however runs towards Benson's car but Benson remembers he had Jeans and a Comb and whatever gives Benson the hair of the Death Known Do, Tom however takes off some Baseball Bat and breaks the window of Benson's car scaring him.
Benson: Oh cra-
Tom punches Benson down and he jumps in the window beating up Benson a lot making Benson hit the other door of his car, until Benson angrily punches Tom away and opens the door of his car kicking Tom off it, he quickly gets his Death Known Do outfit while Tom however summons the Sun and Benson quickly gets off his Car but the sun literally roasts Benson's car to ashes.
Benson: MY CAR WHAT THE HELL?!
Tom however has a cocky smile while he says.
Tom: Let's say I just ordered a Star...
Benson however gets angry and says.
Benson: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! DO YOU HAVE AN IDEA OF HOW MANY TIMES MY CAR HAS BEEN DESTROYED?! AND YOU JUST DESTROYED IT AGAIN NOW YOUR JUST DESTROYING MY PROPERTY!!! YOU DON'T DESTROY OTHERS' SH*TS!!!!
Benson says now really angry cracking Knuckles while running towards Tom, throwing a Death Punch to his chest sends Tom to fly against a wall doing a crater on it.
Tom: lame...
Benson however runs back throwing another Death Punch hits Tom harder making him fly against several buildings get destroyed into pieces.
Tom: Okay, this sucks!!!
Benson then runs back throwing more and more Death Punches to Tom doing shockwaves causing The Park to shake while Tom comically gets beaten up, Benson then starts also kicking Tom with a jump kick and does a combo of punches and kicks with Death Known Do hurting Tom.
Benson: Your ready to solve this like adults, cause I don't wanna cause more destruction than we have...
Tom: Damn it, how does a Hairstyle and Jeans make you insane fighting?!
Benson: 3 words... Death Known Do!
However, while Tom gets away he takes off a Laser Gun and shots a Beam to Benson who however yells.
Benson: Bicycle Kick of Death!!!
Benson does the Bicycle Kick of Death, reflecting the beam falling in Tom's eyes making smoke come off them and doing Tom scream.
Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Benson then runs at high speeds while in anger Benson screams.
Benson: D E A T H P U N C H ! ! !
Benson throws the most powerful Death Punch he has done, doing a giant explosion bigger than The Park doing a huge crater in the floor knocks Tom down. Tom gets up coughing and with a lot of wounds and even blood of the damage.
Tom: Oof... That hurts!!!
Benson: I told you, bud... You better stop making things harder than they should now or damage is gonna be worst!
Tom however clenches his teeth while smoke comes off his head and his face turns red while he closes his fists and Tom angry yells while beating up Benson going faster than Benson could react punching, kicking, headbutting and beating him really hard, Benson would vomit some off his gumballs because of the beating slowly getting off the floor while trying to take distance and Tom yells.
Tom: I AM NOT.... YOUR FRIEND!!!
Tom says angry holding his Harpoon Gun but Benson reacts to it and he quickly dodges it but the Harpoon hurts The Park's stairs doing a blast hurting them. Benson sees this now being much more angry.
Benson: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! THAT'S ENOUGH STOP DAMAGING STUFF FROM THE PARK!!!
Benson angry yells while throwing a flurry of Punches and a Death Kick knocks Tom down. Tom however gets mad while yelling and becoming into his Monster form doing a roar closing fists.
Benson: Aw, come on!!!
Tom starts to throw several punches to Benson beating him up jumping into the air and shoting a fire blast to Benson doing a blast knocks him against the ground doing a blast, Benson gets up while running away getting his Drum Solo.
Benson: Fine, let's do this!
Benson quickly starts touching his Solo while Tom shoots his Fire breath but Benson makes a beam of musical energy doing a energy clash but Benson starts touching his drum solo faster while yelling overpowering Tom's Fire Breath, doing a massive blast doing a hole on the planet while Tom is seen sent down.
Tom gets up and he gets mad but he gets a flashback while the Eddsworld flashback sounds remembering they had a space adventure before getting into The Park and he had his spaceship near there.
Tom: Oh yeah, I forgot I had that...
Tom quickly runs and gets his Spaceship piloting it all the way into the sky while Benson says.
Benson: You can't be kidding me!
Tom shoots Beams to Benson who runs while the beams do massive destruction into The Park making it become an apocalyptic place, however Benson sees The Park now all destroyed and Benson gets mad now levitating into the sky surrounded by a ball of fire turning into a living sun as Tom sees Benson in shock.
Tom: What the hell?!
A lot of destroyed shit flies towards Benson and gets destroyed getting incinerated in contact with him.
Tom tries shooting a Beam to Benson who however does a sonic yell which overpowers the Beam and hits the Spaceship damaging it making it explode as Tom gets hit by it getting completely immobilized.
Benson: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Benson screams while tears pours from his eyes screaming really loud while flames surround Tom's body while he yells in agony.
Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Benson: GRAAH, IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO DO MY LIFE HARDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE, YOUR A HORRIBLE PERSON! MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY COULD LISTEN INSTRUCTIONS WITHOUT PUTTING YOUR FEELINGS OVER WHAT'S IMPORTANT WE COULD HAVE BEEN FINE, BUT NO YOU DECIDED TO DAMAGE A LOT OF PROPERTY OF THIS PLACE MAKING THE LIFES AROUND OTHERS AROUND YOU HARDER!!! MAYBE IF YOU KNEW ABOUT HUMILTY OR ACTING RESPECTFUL THIS COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED BUT NO YOU CAME AS AN ASSHOLE TOWARDS ME AND DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE PARK BEING UNABLE TO PROPERLY END RATIONALIZING OR UNDERSTAND YOUR MISTAKES TOWARDS WHAT YOU ENDED DOING HERE, YOU ANGRY, STUPID AND SARCASTIC JERK DRIVE ME NUTS, LIKE CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME OR ANYONE TALKING TO YOU IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE?! CAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE I'M ONLY TRYING TO TEACH YOU TO DON'T MESS WITH OTHERS' PROPERTY AND RESPECT PRIDE OF OTHERS' SH*T!!! BUT YOU DON'T KNOW TO DON'T MESS WITH OTHERS' PROPERTY AND YOU DECIDED TO DESTROY MY CAR, THE PARK, EVERYTHING IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE INCLUDING ME WORRYING MORE ABOUT HAVING FUN THAN THE PROPERTY OF EVERYONE ELSE!!!!
Benson ends his final yell, which does a blast that ends making The Park end into pure destruction and chaos while Tom screams and ends turning into literal dust, Benson ends falling to the ground while tired noticing Tom is finally dead.
K.O!
Benson sees the place while crying but he then says.
Benson: I will care about that later... I need a rest...
Benson says while walking back to his appartment to have a rest while Mordecai and Rigby come back to The Park holding cups of coffee.
Mordecai: Dude are you sure Benson won't notice we wasn't supervising the Golf Kart?
Rigby: Nah I doubt it, It was just a few minutes ago- Oh wait, holy crap...
Mordecai and Rigby see The Park entirely destroyed as a chaotic place while Edd and Matt see the place scared and cry for the death of their friend.
Mordecai: Oh crap, what the hell has happened there, dude?!
Rigby: I don't know but I guess we need a lot of help to clean this mess before Benson finds out...
Mordecai: Ahhhh... This Job is so lame!!!
Mordecai and Rigby search Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Skips, and Pops to clean and fix The Park while Benson is seen sleeping in his couch wearing headphones listening relaxing music.
Results[]
Boomstick: Holy shit, this fight was too insane!
Wiz: Tom scales to Edd who literally kicked a cola can to the sun obliterating it, making the sun fall down and Edd can pilot Solar system traveling space ships which does this in seconds being Star and MFTL+ but Benson was Way stronger And Much Faster!
Boomstick: Yeah Benson alongside Mordecai and Rigby just Tanked a fall falling to earth tanking a fall while doing a earth's reentry doing a hole from earth and even killing all life from the planet calcled around 128.5 exatons of TNT! That feat makes Benson Moon level in durability and power-scaling. Plus he also had much raging energy to the point his rage just becamed him a living angry sun that was threatening to Tear The Park apart and he managed to overpower Mordecai and Rigby by yelling doing a explosion generated a Crater and made them unable to hear! And Mordecai and Rigby survived Pops and Anti-Pops' blast which was calcled around 3.727 exatons of TNT being Dwarf Star Level and at most Benson is superior to Rigby who survived being electrocuted by the Timenado's core which was stated to destroy the space time, the universe and different timelines plus it has the power to summon different timelines making Benson Low Multiverse level likely! Benson is also able to tank blows of Rigby and harm Him, and Rigby is able to fight Mordecai. Benson is stronger than Mordecai, and Benson Could perform the 150 piece drum solo, which is stated to be impossible for even the most coordinated person! But he also scales Mordecai and Rigby who has dodged lasers before, outran lightning, and runs off lasers, he is also comparable to Mordecai and Rigby, having keep with them several times, and is comparable to the Baby Ducks, who are Trillion times MFTL+ being able to flew across the galaxy in seconds! They also blitzed Klorgbane on their fight with him and Klorgbane can go across planetary distances in seconds, and Rigby dodged a Karate Chop of Base Pops, who even in base form can tag Anti-Pops who can tag and erase the Baby Ducks and can erase the universe in a few seconds plus Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost were able to dodge attacks of him making Benson Quadrillion Times MFTL+! Meaning Benson had strength and speed over Tom!
Wiz: But Tom held his own advantages here, he was normally a Better fighter, was the most unpredictable of the two, had a Immense Toon Force, Way Wider arsenal, and he could Outhax Benson since Benson isn't as haxy as Mordecai, Rigby and Pops are in Regular Show as well!
Boomstick: Also in terms of who is more angry it's definitely Benson, dude he had a more powerful rage albeit it takes time to built up and it's more destructive too considering he becamed into a living sun threatened to destroy The Park becoming into a nuclear weapon of destruction at his max rage and he almost died if he didn't yell Mordecai and Rigby and he made a big crater of the floor when he unleashed his rage towards them!
Wiz: Tom has military training and combat experience and killed hundreds of clones of himself, Edd, Tord and Matt but Benson with Death Known Do can scale Mordecai and Rigby's skills and even while diceased managed to fight some martial artists of the Martial Art which is powerful enough to kill Normal Humans with a single punch and with the Suit Benson literally defeated a army of people with even war tanks so he has fighting skill once he gets Death Known Do or the Suit!
Boomstick: For intelligence it seems Benson is the smartest generally since he is highly intelligent being a hockey expert, a drum solo insane user, could use Death Known Do while diceased is often the voice of the reason of the group and often makes Mordecai and Rigby learn of their mistakes showing them how to do job correctly but Tom can come up with plans in seconds, and is quick to catch onto things before anyone else, Tom also Was able to build a Bathmobile out of things in a public bathroom, graduated from the School of Awesome and learned how to fly, Tom can directly talk to his own brain and get advices from it, and should be comparable or or be slightly lower in intelligence to Tord, who's a genius himself able to do a Giant Robot having a secret laboratory in Edd's house none of the Eddsworld crew discovered and he invented capsules which contains literal couches. And Tom is also a skilled marksman with a vast amount of firearms at his disposal and a weapons expert so he can shockingly be smarter at most than Benson despite sometimes acting stupid depending the situation!
Wiz: Tom also might have outhaxxed Benson in a lot of ways like turning his eyes black, duplicating himself, using his toon force, with his wish granting penny, or his remote can end the comic but Benson was strong and fast enough to end beating Tom before he could use those abilities on him!
Boomstick: At the end Tom's Tales of Awesome got Fired by Benson!
Wiz: The winner is: Benson
Trivia[]
- The Connections between Benson and Tom are:
- Both are the most serious and levelheaded characters from their gangs who are often the hotheads and assholes most of the time and can be agrued to be alcoholic (Benson consuming chicken wings acts like one and Tom with Smirnoff) and alcohol makes them act happier and cooler. Also often both get annoyed or are sometimes friendly to the cheerful and immature slackers protagonist of their show who drags them to surreal adventures (Mordecai and Edd) and the immature, rude, childish and dumbest guy of their gangs who at times can show acting nice despite being really rude and show some moments of smarts too (Rigby and Matt).
- The battle should be hand drawn
- The Sound track should be "World of a Manager".