Bender vs Red is a What-If death battle
Description[]
futurama vs dick figures. selfish, self-centered, psychotic, alcoholic, foulmouthed party animals that are sci-fi beings from adult series that have them go on really weird adventures through their city and space. both of them met their best friends similarly with one of them about to die but they get saved at the last second (fry and bender were in a suicide booth that fry didn't know and blue was gonna be beaten to death) and after that they became best friends. both are immoral assholes and have used violence and weapons on multiple occasions and have committed multiple crimes. they both spent an episode playing and cosplaying as heroes to stop crime in their city despite the fact that they usually are the ones committing the crimes, a main part of their relationship with their best friend is that they never had a genuine friend so they don't know how to act around one which explains why they treated their friends pretty badly even if they really do care about them a lot. also , they had the sex a lot and get a lot of bitches due to their charisma
Intro[]
Wiz: Bender the drunk foul mouthed robot from futurama.
Boomstick: and red the loud party maniac from dick figures.
wiz: he's Boomstick and I'm wiz and it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skill to find out who would win a death battle.
Bender[]
wiz: in the year 1999 there is a delivery boy philip j. fry who got frozen for many years and ended up in year 2999. There he went to a phone booth that was actually a suicide booth and met bender bending rodriguez a bending unit 22
boomstick: at first bender was just a mindless machine bound to his programming however he did show his patent-brand rudeness and womanizing ways, bender wound up with a job as the assistant manager of sales at the planet express delivery company. he only cares about 3 things which are money beer and sex
wiz: bender has inorganic physiology making him unaffected by many things which would be lethal to organic beings or even the undead. bending units can also unscrew and operate all parts of their body pull themselves back together and can live as just eyes and a mouth. his model of bending unit is said to be dangerously outdated and overheats is radioactive and causes erectile dysfunction
boomstick: also if any of his parts get destroyed or lost, he can use replacements body parts with his internal storage.
wiz: bender has the ability to extend or remove any of his limbs, and can easily reach the top of buildings. he's also used this ability to pickpocket people across galaxies without even moving. Not only this but he is capable of shortening his arms and legs and in futurama comics annual 1, he can even use his extendable limbs to break physics somehow.
boomstick: he can survive as just a pair of eyes and a mouth, piece himself back together using internal magnets, take any of his parts off and reattach them, use his eyes as binoculars, see microscopic organisms, and regenerate from damage. he also has a ton of gear like an energy rifle that can demolish buildings, a photo that removes people's souls, a pair of X-ray specs, a camera that lets him see a minute into the future, built in rollerskates, chainsaws, pistols, explosives, a built in taser, high powered laser drills, swords, and more as well. His own ass is even a hologram communicator.
Wiz: because of his internal storage, bender can fit nearly anything inside of him and his chest compartment also can be used as a portal. and bender has some built in fire attacks such as his fire belches, fire finger, and antenna lighter. but bender seemingly has the capability to keep himself charged off solar energy , however, his fuel cells regularly have to be charged with alcohol because he will fall into a state of inebriation equivalent to a drunk human or else. a person can also go inside bender's body and wear him similar to a suit
boomstick: he also seems to enjoy getting electrocuted, absorbing electricity. There's also this time where he absorbed so much electricity that he drastically increased the planet express company power bill and caused all lights to be messed up and there's also this time where he did a backstroke in a pool of magma at the centre of the earth. he can reconstitute himself from being melted t-1000 style after he learned to do it from a movie. bender also seemingly has a self repair function, automatically regenerating from a hole in his head. And he can function as a grill, video game, bike, answering machine, vacuum, boiler, toilet, oil dispenser, and many others. His eye laser can vaporize people too
wiz: if bender dies, his consciousness will form into a robot ghost and even though he can't interact with anyone aside from animals or robot devil, he can possess machinery and cause it to go haywire including other robots which is powerful enough to cause other robots to explode form a swirling pillar of haunted electronics around fry and overpower a firewall projector designed to repel robot ghosts and he can return back to his normal body. bender also has the ability to self replicate by eating and swallowing something which converts inserted matter into two copies of whatever it scans, bender's duplication ability caused a global crisis and would've consumed all matter on earth.
boomstick: the copies reached microscopic scale and began to self-fuel by manipulating atoms in order to create alcohol evolving into a grey goo swarm able to devour entire skyscrapersor even giant organisms in seconds and the other benders were also able to form around the original into a giant sized version of himself strong enough to trade blows with a giant in which it can demolish buildings with blows and topple skyscrapers.
wiz: now let's talk about his strength, bender is easily the strongest member of the planet express crew being able to bend an unbendable girder and bend an entire prison wall, he bend nearly anything that is metal and minor stuff that isn't as well. while resisting the pull of a black hole , bender was able to hold on to the back of an escape pod with one hand all while carrying countess de la roca with the other hand. leela stated their combined weight makes the escape pod two metric tonnes too heavy to escape the black hole which would mean that even averaged, bender was carrying at least a full tonne one-handed hand on top of the additional strain caused by the tug of the black hole. he's also managed to pick up and lift 6 balls of dark matter effortlessly while regular people struggle to lift just one and these dark matter balls can drop from balconies and completely crush cars
boomstick: not only this, but he is able to pull and drag the planet express ship and carry the planet express ship on his back. there was this onetime where he pushed a ferris wheel so hard that it spun extremely fast and broke. he even picked up the planet express ship and swung it around. just with a tackle, he can send people flying and sent two of his clones flying by smacking them unknowingly, he has destroyed a wooden barrier and can destroy crates by either using his spin attack or butt slam. he can casually topple boulders, bust through walls, lift heavy objects, and one time he caused a spaceship to explode by punching it. his vibration is so hard that he can shake an entire house
wiz: apparently bender's bending ability is so good that he can bend a table, a wing of the planet express ship and in futurama comics issue 20, he bended a page of the comic and went into the real world, which allowed him to go into any page he wants and stay in the real world whenever
Red[]
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Ost[]
The ost is "suck my shiny red d*ck"