Beerus vs. Doctor Fate

DESCRIPTION[]

Titans of power. These two want balance in their universe, even if they do strange things.

INTRO[]

Wiz: Eons ago, the Egyptians believed in many gods and godesses. Among them were beings, who created the most powerful beings who bring Chaos and Order to the Universe.

Boomstick: Like Doctor Fate, the Lord of Order and the ultimate master of magic in the DC Universe.

Wiz: And Beerus, the God of Destruction from Dragon Ball.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skill to figure out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!

BEERUS DESTROYS DEATH BATTLE[]

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Wiz: In the Dragon Ball Universe, there is a battle for good and evil. But some evil is necessary.

Boomstick: Like the Gods of Destruction, 12 of the most badass badasses ever.

Wiz: Their only purpose is to bring balance to universes filled with peace. But the strongest of all the Gods of Destruction was Beerus. And while were on the subject, Boomstick, how do you think the planet Vegeta blew up?

Boomstick: Earthquakes?

Wiz: No.

Boomstick: Alien invasion?

Wiz: No, it was Beerus. And every time he brings balance to the universe, he rests for 39 (extra 15 if he oversleeps.) years, but before he slept again, he was told he would meet a Super Saiyan God.

Boomstick: I'll give you a hint who it was. Can't guess? It was Goku.

Wiz: As a God of Destruction, Beerus' power is not one to underestimate. He can use God Ki, a type of Ki used by beings of supreme power.

Boomstick: That's kind of obvious.

Wiz: With God Ki, he can use:

The Cataclysmic Orb: This ball of God Ki can destroy a single planet,
Cloning: The ability to create duplicates,
Energy neutralization: The ability to take away an opponent's power,
God of Destruction's Wrath: Beerus can unleash a large array of Ki blasts in all directions from his aura.
Sphere of Destruction: Much like the Cataclysmic Orb, but stronger.
Wrath of the God of Destruction: This planet destroying beam comes out of his finger.

Boomstick: He also has the Powers of Destruction that include:

Hakai: A power of any God of Destruction that can destroy anything with little to no effort.
And Energy of Destruction: This power can grant someone destructive energy to wipe something from existence.

Wiz: Beerus' power is incredible, even with that of Ultra Instinct.

Boomstick: What's Ultra Instinct?

Wiz: Ultra Instinct is a power in the the Dragon Ball universe that gives Beerus the power to move his body without using his brain.

Boomstick: What the fuck does that mean?

Wiz: Think of Ultra Instinct like this: When you move an arm, you use your brain first. Ultra Instinct moves your body while giving your brain time to operate on its own, allowing you time for strategy making and such.

Boomstick: Wait. What controls my brain?

Wiz:... Your body?

Boomstick: How does my body know what to do?!

Wiz: Don't try to apply our universe's logic to Dragon Ball's universe. It'll only make things worse. Moving on, Beerus' use of God Ki and Ultra Instinct have allowed him to do the most powerful things such as:

Destroyed half a planet just by tapping on a table with the Energy of Destruction,
With the Energy of Destruction, he disintegrated an egg,
In two punches, Beerus defeated Goku at Super Saiyan 3,
When he fought Super Saiyan God Goku, they both nearly destroyed the entire universe,
Beerus annihilated two suns with a sneeze. Allow me to repeat that, BEERUS ANNIHILATED TWO SUNS WITH A SNEEZE.
Nearly destroyed Universe 6 and Universe 7 by fighting his twin brother Champa,
He killed Zamasu,
While most gag characters in Dragon Ball are damn unstoppable, Beerus eliminated Arale (a gag character),
When Vegeta was at his full power (Super Saiyan Blue) Beerus defeated him with a single punch,
With a literal glance, he made Vegeta fall to his knees,
Beerus seems to be immune to Demigra's magic,
He's fought all 11 other Gods of Destruction being one of two Gods of Destruction left
And is far more powerful than any hero including the fusion of Vegito Blue and Fused Zamasu.

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Boomstick: But here's a little fun fact: He's kind of a bitch.

Wiz: Wait, what?

Boomstick: He wanted a pudding cup and when he didn't, he threatened to destroy the fucking planet Wiz. That kind of sounds like, "Whiny bitch" behavior.

Wiz: True, that he lacks an enormous amount of self-control--

Boomstick: And he's really lazy. How the hell is he so lazy?!

Wiz: Being a God takes a lot out of you I suppose.

Boomstick: Sure it does.

DEATH BATTLE WILL MEET ITS FATE[]

Wiz: While science is a powerful tool to understand the world we live in, there are somethings that even the most science would explain.

Boomstick: Think about it, how would science explain how the Egyptian Gods living with the Greek Gods and even the Christian God?

Wiz: In short, magic is incredible. But unlike many beings, some preferred to keep themselves in secret, much like Kent Nelson.

Boomstick: Kent and his dad Sven went to Egypt cause they were archaeologists, looking for hidden treasure.

Wiz: But what they found was far greater. They found the pyramid of Nabu, an immortal (from a magical world called Cilia) who was in suspended animation for thousands of years.

Boomstick: What? No gold? Welp, no. Turns out they accidentally released a gas that brought Nabu back to life while this also killed Kent's dad. Wait, Kent's dad died, even thought he was a nice guy?! What the hell?

Wiz: The same happened with Jonathan Kent.

Boomstick: Yeah! But that was a damn heart attack, not a gas released by accident! Isn't there a single goddamn superhero, WHO HAS PARENTS WHO ARE STILL ALIVE?

Wiz: Plenty. Several versions of Aquaman's parents are alive, Thor has living parents, Miles Morales has living parents, Damien Wayne's parents are alive I think could go on.

Boomstick: Shut up.

Wiz: Nabu trained Kent in all forms of magic. Over time, he took away the grief caused by Nabu himself and turned that young innocent soul into Doctor Fate.

Boomstick: Wait, so some asshole put himself into suspended animation so he could kill some kid's dad and use the kid as a host?

Wiz: Yes.

Boomstick: Dear Gardner Fox and Brett Booth: You guys have issues.

Wiz: To make him into Doctor Fate, Nabu gave him four items:

The helmet of Nabu is a weapon that contains his spirit and is made of Nth metal that allows Kent to be the host of Nabu.
Granting Kent superhuman powers, he uses the Cloak of Destiny.
With the Amulet of Anubis, Kent can create pocket dimensions, detect magic and can block psychic energy.
He can even observe things across the universe with the Orb of Nabu.

Boomstick: Hell, even then he has incredible powers such as:

Telekenisis,
Flight,
Energy blasts,
Super strength,
Super speed,
Dimensional teleportation,
Hypnosis,
Immortality,
Intangibility,
Telepathy,
Matter Manipulation,
Regenaration,
Time Manipulation,
Astral Projection,
Invisibility
Energy manipulation
And more.

Wiz: Including the True Fate form, a power where Nabu's spirit combines Kent's spirit, his wife Inza's spirit and Nabu's infinite spirit that can overthrow universal gods.

Boomstick: How the hell does two people's souls and an immortal dickhead's soul add up to becoming more powerful that a fucking god?!

Wiz: Don't ask. Magic and logic mix very badly.

Boomstick: Like when he fought Spectre to a stalemate? Yeah, that was kind of badass.

Wiz: And keep in mind, Spectre is literally the wrath of GOD. Doctor Fate stalemated against the WRATH OF GOD.

Boomstick: Not to mention that he's also done crazy shit like:

Lift cars without the helmet's help,
Flew so fast that he bounced off the edge of the UNIVERSE,
Stopped a Lord of Chaos and a Lord of Order at the same time,
He's defended himself from Mongul's War Moon,
Survived Silver Banshee's supersonic scream,
Defeated Mordru, Klarion, the Lords of Chaos
And he imprisoned Trigon and Mr. Mix-- Uhh.. Mis...

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Wiz: Mr. Mxyzptlk.

Boomstick: How is that a name?

Wiz: I have no idea. But considering the fact he can break the fourth wall just to be brought back from the dead, I think there's a bit more credit to give to Fate than we give. Even then, he is weak in certain events, like when he lost to John Constantine. Not to mention that if his helmet is removed, Doctor Fate will lose his powers.

Boomstick: Wait, isn't Doctor Fate a kid?

Wiz: No! Metally he's 70.

Boomstick: Physically?

Wiz: 21.

Boomstick: Huh. Least he can enjoy a beer.

PRE BATTLE[]

Wiz: Okay, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!

DEATH BATTLE[]

(Beerus sits on a beach while scooping vanilla pudding out of a plastic pudding cup. Laying back on a beach towel, he closes his eyes and begins to take a nap. Bulma walks by and calls him a lazy asshole while Beerus ignores her. Suddenly, Beerus is teleported to the Moon without his pudding cup or his beach towel. Angry as all hell, Beerus looks around and sees Doctor Fate standing before him.)

Beerus: What do you want with me?

Doctor Fate: You're death will coming soon, within the next seven minutes and fifty three seconds.

Beerus (He smiles): I say that will be YOUR death, for separating ME FROM MY PUDDING CUP!

FIGHT!

(Beerus summons the Cataclysmic Orb and fires at a very disinterested Doctor Fate.)

Doctor Fate: Enough. For the remainder of your existence, I will indulge you and allow you to fight me.

(The Orb blasts where Fate should be standing, but he suddenly disappears just before the Moon is destroyed. Dr. Fate appears behind him and blasts him with a giant beam of energy. Beerus dodges and fires several hundred beams of Ki energy at the good Doctor who flies away and makes a force field around himself. The energy beams hit him from all angles and does nothing. Fate then creates a giant beam of energy out of his hands and fires at Beerus, who flies around and uses instant transmission to teleport himself behind Fate. But just as he gets behind Fate, the Doctor disappears then the beam redirects itself at Beerus, who deflects the beam only for Beerus to be stricken by the beam either way. Creating duplicates, Beerus flied around only for the duplicates to be destroyed in an instant. Looking around, Beerus finally sees Dr. Fate and blasts him with Hakai and attempts to destroy him. He looked around and thinking that Dr. Fate was destroyed and that he could enjoy his pudding cup, when Dr. Fate blasts him with multiple energy beams. Beerus points his purple cat finger in the Doctor's direction and blasts a hole in his chest. Rehealing the wound, Dr. Fate puts both of his hands together and fires the exact same beam at Beerus. Before the beam could hit him, Beerus uses instant transmission to teleport behind Dr. Fate. Punching a hole through a fake Dr. Fate's head, Beerus discovers that this is nothing but a ruse to mess with Beerus. Dr. Fate blasts Beerus with magic lightning, sending him into another planet. The God of Destruction jumps off, destroying the entire planet while he fires multiple Spheres of Destruction that seem to destroy Dr. Fate, then Beerus begins to laugh in victory.)

Doctor Fate: Laughter does not excuse your inevitable death. You will die, today.

Beerus: Ha ha ha! Don't make me laugh any more!

(After creating thirty other Beerus, they all create Wrath of the Gods of Destruction by pointing all of their fingers at Dr. Fate, attempting to end them. They all fired at once, Dr. Fate trapped behind a magic force field. They increased their power to break the force field and the size of the blast grows bigger and bigger while more and more Beerus appeared, increasing their destructive power. Soon enough, trillions of Beerus fired their beams trying to annihilate and obliterate Dr. Fate into nothing. Dr. Fate watched from behind the barrier of the almost infinite Beerus going to destroy him. Or so he thought. There was no space on the barrier that wasn't covered in Beerus's Destruction beam. Dr. Fate opened his eyes and blasted all of the duplicates. Beerus is left alone as Dr. Fate grabs Beerus by the nape of his neck and flew to the edge of the known universe and slammed Beerus into the side, dragging him across the entire edge of the universe and threw him into Earth, which Beerus crashes into, leaving a one hundred mile crater. Beerus bounced off Earth, screaming at Dr. Fate with giant beams of Hakai blasting out of his hands. Using his ability to teleport, Dr. Fate goes behind Beerus and presses two of his fingers on the back of Beerus's head. Beerus wakes up in Dr. Fate's mind and turns around, seeing the pyramids and Kent Nelson standing with his wife Inza. A third being looks at him, giving Beerus a feeling of terror. Charging at the three, Beerus attempts to destroy them. But then all three of them unleash a storm of magic upon the God of Destruction and obliterate him into nothing, leaving his body empty and souless. Then Dr. Fate takes Beerus's body and throws it back to earth, which lands in front of Bulma. She looks into the sky and screams.)

K.O.!!!

POST BATTLE[]

Wiz: Well, that was anti-climatic.

Boomstick: Wiz, he fucking smashed him against the edge of the universe! How was this not climatic?!

Wiz: Let's talk about why Fate won. While Beerus was very powerful, Fate just was stronger, faster and has WAY more powers than anything Beerus had to offer. Sure Beerus had destroyed the other 11 gods, but Doctor Fate fought and imprisoned Trigon, a being who had the power to destroy entire universes within a day at the most!

Boomstick: Plus, Fate had every power under the sun under his belt including time manipulation, which Beerus had nothing to beat him with! I mean, how do you beat someone like that?

Wiz: Now, Beerus could have taken off Fate's helmet and ended him, yes? Wrong, with Fate's precognition, he had no power to take on someone who fights GODS.

Boomstick: Holy shit. How did Beerus not die immediately?!

Wiz: In short, Doctor Fate had more to give and Beerus had less to take.

Boomstick: Let's just say this was Beerus's Fate.

Wiz: The winner is Doctor Fate.