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Introduction[]
Beerus Vs Crazy Hand, which of these two fighter that are known for destruction will win in Death Battle.
Beginning[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY
Wiz: For every Beginnig, there an end. For every life, there is death. Nothing can escape from their destruction.
Boomstick: So that why there characters that are known for brining death and destruction in their paths! Like Beerus, the god of destruction!
Wiz: And Crazy hand, left hand of destruction!
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Beerus[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM-nvXErdUs
Wiz: In the Dragon ball universe, there are twelve universe containing each one a god of destruction. A job of a God of Destruction is too balanced the universe by destroying planets.
Boomstick: And in universe seven, the god of destruction is Beerus! Of course, a cat. When we will get dog in this battle. Wiz, are you a cat lover?!
Beerus: I suppose I'll get a little serious now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMVsUVfPyKs
Wiz: With the teaching from his mentor Whis, he travel each planets every several decades when he awaken so that new planets can be made.
Boomstick: Man, he even act like a cat, well Beerus learn from his oracle fish that there a rival who could match his power would be revea, so he travel many palettes eating different food when he learned that Freiza was killed by Saiyan. And that was Goku!
Wiz: After a fight with Goku with only need two chop to defeat Goku in his Super Saiyan three to a pudding incident, and the start of Goku learning Super Saiyan God form.
Boomstick: But we are not here for Goku, so Beerus use God Ki. As we know, Ki is the life force energy that all the character have in the universe that boost strength, durability, and speed.
Wiz: But Beerus have God ki, much more powerful energy that allow him to different moves from shooting Ki blasts, shockwaves, and even learning how to use pressure points.
Boomstick: But being a god of destruction, he use Hakai, it so powerful that it can even destroy a soul without anything. The only way you can survive if by matching his power. But that would be difficult, I mean the Dragon Ball universe is at least nine times bigger than ours.
Wiz: And that Beerus could actually destroy the universe if he didn’t stop fighting with Champa.
Boomstick: He can destroy planets by just tapping on it to flying 75% the speed of Whis or 300 Quadrillion time the speed of Light.
Wiz: As the god of destruction, he will bring destruction to any planets to bring in the new.
Boomstick: Unless you carried tasty food.
Beerus: Don't take it personally... Destruction is my job, after all.
Crazy Hand[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2Ax21yobJ0
Wiz: Super Smash Bros, a fighter game where you can play any characters from blocky explorer, a red plumber, and many more.
Boomstick: Man, I just love playing the game with the boys and giving a person Falcon punch, but then there was a crazy glove that almost destroy the universe. And that was Crazy Hand.
Crazy Hand: Mua-hah-hah-hah-hah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sopVqOXczJw
Boomstick: Wait, how it is laughing?
Wiz: While Master Hand create new items, Crazy Hand is his alter ego who enjoys to cause destructions preparing to defeat the player with his moves!
Boomstick: Being a manifestation of destructive sprit, you can see his madness who can freeze, bury you, or light his foes on fire! ( Put on one white glove.) He crawl on the ground like a creepy spider, sweep the ground, punches, slaps, pokes, fake-out slap, flop on the deck, snap his finger to stun foes, toss grab, so pretty much what you think a hand can do.
Wiz: But he can do more, he can charge up electricity to do power punch, released finger bombs, shoot lasers from his nails, and even ripping the fabric off space creating a vortex.
Boomstick: Being almost copy of Master Hand, he should be comparable to Mater hand who can fly to multiple galaxies in few seconds or 787,211,264,667 times faster than speed of light.
Wiz: That also he have fought Kirby who can ride the warp star that travel 255,510,096,921,784,480 times the speed of light.
Boomstick: Another one is that the hand should be powerful as Kirby who was able to send meteorite 9,999 lightyears while destroying nine planet on the way. Really, I feel sorry for anyone who have to face Kirby for death battle.
Wiz: The strength to that feat is 9.8021443e+49 Kiloton of force. That the weight of the sun times 50 septillion. Enough force to destroy the universe. And that not the crazy part. With Master Hand should be more powerful than Arceus.
Boomstick: What about Pokemon, I thought you compare to Joker or Kirby?
Wiz: Because Arceus can control all the universes in Pokemon universe.
Boomstick: Big deal, how much universe there is? Three.
Wiz: From the different anime, manga, games, and others. And with Pokemon game consider it own universe, there at least 303 million universe that Arceus control.
Boomstick: That over nine thousand, that even over a million! How does a villager stand up to Crazy Hand!
Wiz: Because a wise opponent could predict what moves Crazy hand is doing to deliver attacks that could stun him.
Boomstick: But really, with all that strength, Crazy hand have upper hand in this battle!
Crazy Hand: (Ribbing the fabric of realty to suck up Kirby and Mario.)
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGyo3XhKd2s
The fight take place inside final destination where many fighters from Mario, Kirby, Hero, and many more on the ground in pain from the fight with the new fighter, and so Beerus float down with his arms cross with a grin on his face.
Beerus: Please, don’t tell me that all you got. I come all the way here just to fight weaklings. Guess I will have to destroy the planet. ( Then Cloud jump from bottom of the stage to spike with his sword to getting in defense position on the ground.) Good try… ( Quickly get behind off Cloud.) But that not good enough.
So, Beerus chop at Cloud neck knocking him out cold with a single blow from his hands; however, he about to charge his attack to end his battle when he heard someone coming to reveal to be Crazy Hand.
Crazy Hand: Mua-hah-hah-hah-hah!
Beerus: What, a giant glove dare to challenge the god of destruction, don’t make me laugh. (Crazy hand shoot a laser that Beerus nullify with his hands.) I could have a little fun, so you better do your best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k9D2Nt1zF8&t=40s
Exactly, Beerus dash quickly to throw quick jabs at his foe when Crazy Hand teleport out of danger charge at Beerus with a punch that Beerus keep blocking each one, but then Crazy Hand slap the floating platform so hard that it crack from the pressure. Crazy Hand gets up to see he miss the attack to Beerus appearing behind him.
Beerus: You must do better than that, you are just wasting my time.
So, Beerus hit Crazy hand with his double axe sending the glove into the platform where Beerus charge; however, Crazy Hand was able to turn into a drill hitting Beerus to slapping him into the planet surface. Now Beerus get up to barley avoid the platform hitting him and see Crazy hand flying like a rocket at Beerus. Beerus was able to block the attack with the ground under him crumbles as Crazy Hand grab Beerus squeezing him until Beerus charge explosive wave freeing him while sending Crazy hand into boulder causing it to break apart. Teleporting again, Crazy Hand teleport behind Beerus about to grab him before Beerus create clones of himself distracting Crazy as they fly across the stage shooting out chi blasts with each hitting Crazy Hand. Getting more crazy, Crazy hand start shooting lasers from each of his finger hitting each of the clones till the real Beerus who is above crazy hand charging his God of Destruction Wrath.
Beerus: This match was already determine, and the winner is me!
At once, Beerus shoot multiple ki blast everywhere, yet Crazy Hand teleport out of danger to be able to stun Beerus with snap to flopping on the ground hitting Beerus multiple times and a punch so hard that it bury Beerus underground. When Beerus climb out from the ground, Crazy Hand was behind the moon to slap it extremely hard that the moon crushes Beerus with the planet destroy. Now Crazy Hand is laughing of what he did, and with that Beerus fly next to him.
Beerus: How dare you destroy that planet! They make the best cakes! You will pay for it!
Before Crazy Hand realized, Beerus was throwing punches to flying above him to shoot sun-like aura where Crazy Hand block the attack with magenta orbs until Beerus teleport behind Crazy Hand to use destruction, and Crazy Hand was able to resist the attack from Beerus to creating clones of fighter.
Beerus: Taking it serious now, then let have some real fun!
Now using ultra instinct, he is able to avoid a slash from Cloud sword to King Dedede hammer where he is able to grab Cloud sending him to Pikachu and Piranha plant, shooting ki at Samus, and deliver a punch at Olimar head. What Beerus didn’t know that Crazy Hand rip open reality that it start to sucking in all the clones with his attack to Beerus trying to resist the force until Crazy Hand grab him to slamming him into the ground using power punch sending Beerus into the void. Crazy Hand laughs as far as Beerus use his tail slamming him into the ground to charing up his final attack.
Beerus: Yes of course! nothing will make me happier , this will not end like this! You going down one way or another!
The final attack is shooting a powerful ki blast that it send Crazy Hand into the sun where it explode killing Crazy Hand ending the fight.
Beerus: Ha, not even close!
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Hey, look like the lazy cat was able to defeat the crazy Glove. Shouldn't have destroy the planet.
Wiz: As we all know, Crazy Hand was stronger with more power. Power is not everything. Especially when both can similar speed and agility.
Boomstick: It obvious that Beerus take Experienced and training to this fight, and especially with his abilities. Quick and powerful while Beerus can predict what Crazy will do even with Crazy Hand abilities.
Wiz: And with ultra instinct, Beerus can get upper hand on Crazy Hand with the speed and agility.
Boomstick: So, in the end, look Liver Beerus have the upper hand!
Wiz: The winner is Beerus.
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