| Child Killers
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| Season 3, Episode 15 | |
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| Air date | 10/29/23 |
| Written by | Sharkboy |
| Directed by | Sharkboy |
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Description[]
The Babysitter vs Five Nights at Freddy's
Interlude[]
Wiz: Bee, the satanic Babysitter.
Boomstick: William Afton, the Man Behind the Slaughter.
Wiz: You are one dark monster when you make your targets children that put all their trust into you.
Boomstick: And these two don't seem to care. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And today we'll look at their armor, stats, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Bee[]
Boomstick: Babystitters. They're perfect for when the parents need a time away from the kids but don't want to leave them alone all night and Bree was definitely one of them, yep a trusting and caring babysitter.
Wiz: And sure she may have invited a few friends over once the kid, Cole was asleep but she is a teenager, maybe she'd want to invite some friends over.
Boomstick: and they'd do what most friends do, drink any beverage, eating anything, and play games such as truth or dare and STABBING SOMEONE WITH A KNIFE!!!! all for a ritual. Yeah Bee is no normal babysitter.
Wiz: As it turns out not only is she a Satanist but made a deal with the Devil himself.
Boomstick: What could she have possibly wanted? simple, Good Luck, to get whatever she wanted.
Wiz: And in exchange for her deal, she'd go out and kill people to exchange their lives. Bee got so good at killing that when the time to do the ritual on Cole all of it was supposed to go easy.
Boomstick: But Cole would be different, he'd fight back and managed to not only defeat Bee and send her running away but also take out some of her friends as well. Good Ole Satan must have been Pissed after that.
Wiz: Speaking of that, Bee's main choice of weapon is the Devil's Bible. The object used in the ritual and the thing that grants her whatever she wants.
Boomstick: A Devil's Bible with what's essentially wish granting is so much better than Guns and knives.
Wiz: I mean the Bible seems to grant necromancy as seen when even after killing people like Max and Sonya they were brought back to life although the means is a little up for debate as to whether or not this was from the Bible or Satan himself.
Boomstick: Considering Max and Sonya were apart of Bee's cult its likely she's also capable of being brought back, so killing her by normal means is unlikely.
Wiz: Not only can she potentially revive but its also likely that she's centuries old thanks to the Bible itself.
Boomstick: Seriously why doesn't Bee just use the Bible more?
Wiz: Well the weapons she does wield are still pretty good. two pairs of knives she can stab deep into someone's skull and a shotgun capable of blowing someone's head apart and plus it's possible the ritual takes some time and blood to work so knives and guns help when its needed.
Boomstick: She's impressive as well, sneaking up on police officers and killing them without being noticed and spent an entire night chasing Cole around without getting tired one bit.
Wiz: Remember she was able to stab someone deep in the skull which would equal an energy around 618 Pounds of Force. But remember she also managed to use a shotgun to blow Allyson's head apart which would be about 2,000 Pounds of Force.
Boomstick: But her best has got to be lifting up a car to get out from under it....after having that car slam into her going 80 mph.
Wiz: Which would have hit her at a force of 550,000 thousand pounds.
Boomstick: Wiz this Devils thing must have granted her superhuman durability or actual immortality because no way she should have survived that.
Wiz: Hell after getting out of that crash she still had the strength to kill a firefighter.
Boomstick: hey it makes sense Bee is defensive of that Bible considering its pretty fragile according to her.
Wiz: And after two years later Bee would return...but not to kill Cole, no instead she'd return to help defend him and his girlfriend Phoebe.
Boomstick: Yeah it turned out as a kid, Phoebe got into an awful car crash and to save her Bee once again made a deal with the devil to save her life. Here Bee revealed she had manipulated everything to get Cole and Phoebe together telling Cole that their experience and time together all those years later changed her.
Wiz: And in a effort to end any of Bee's friends coming for Cole, Bee would sacrifice herself, drinking from the chalice which would doom her even after Cole pleaded her not to and finally stopping her and her friends from coming back.
Boomstick: What a weirdly sad ending for Bee who knew that a Satanist like her would change for the better.
William Afton[]
Wiz: William Afton was an incredible business man, managing to create high tech robots alongside his business partner, Henry Emily.
Boomstick: The two would create multiple different Fazbear restaurants, William was even a happy family man with three kids. What a nice man there's no way this could turn out bad.
Wiz: Yeah turns out William was kind of a sick fuck. He'd went out and kill kids luring them with his infamous Spring Bonnie suit.
Boomstick: And it all started with his very own daughter and sons death and a little known thing called Remnant.
Wiz: After murdering kids one of which was Henry's own daughter, Charlotte, William was fascinated by how they took control and possessed the animatronics they were stuffed in. He'd become so obsessed with it to the point he would create animatronics designed to kidnap kids.
Boomstick: Which backfired horribly when his own daughter was killed by them.
Wiz: William would continue his murderous rampage and experimentation even when the ghosts of those kids he killed came back to haunt him forcing him to flee inside an old Spring lock suit which would snap on him, crushing and supposedly killing him.
Boomstick: But like he said himself, he would come back not as William but as Springtrap.
Wiz: William usually does his killings with a wrench used for his springlocks alongside your typical knife.
Boomstick: Got all the simple and easy stuff down? good now its time for the weird stuff.
Wiz: William can call upon a bunch of animatronics that he made such as The Twisted Animatronics, Phantoms that can stun people, and his Funtime Animatronics which have been designed for luring and kidnapping children.
Boomstick: William can cause hallucinations with hallucinogenic gas and is able to wield his illusion discs.
Wiz: Discs created by William which if worn by him will make him invisible to other animatronics. It's also capable of creating a high pitched frequency that'll change their appearance.
Boomstick: William has also created so many different objects for himself. Something like a Freddy plush that can swap consciousness with people, trapping them inside the small plushy.
Wiz: But what could be Williams best weapon, is his Agony.
Boomstick: Agony weaponizes emotions, mainly Grief. Grief that was strong enough to create a storm of sorrow and he's managed to absorb an entire Forklift
Wiz: it's with stuff like this its no surprise William is pretty strong himself. William just as himself is capable of ripping apart animatronic metal, is fast enough to catch an officer off-guard, and managed to survive the springlock failure.
Boomstick: His animatronics have the strength to crush skulls and as Springtrap he should be just as comparable to all the other animatronics.
Wiz: Animatronics who can break bathroom stalls, throw open steel doors, and break apart arcade machines. He was even capable of surviving Fazbears Frights burning down
Boomstick: Which is impressive considering Remnant, the thing William uses for his immortality, is weak to it. Even when he did manage to survive a burning building William would meet his end by his old partner, Henry Emily.
Wiz: Trapping him in a labyrinth alongside William's daughter, son and Henry's own daughter burning away their remnant ending this madness for good and trapping William in hell.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we've ran the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Pre-Fight[]
It was a surprise for sure but the Devil himself asked for Bee to do the job.
Apparently to him a man named William Afton had escaped death once. Had escaped a fiery punishment the devil had prepared for him. So Bee was tasked to find him and finally send William to hell.
So she searched around the place, taking in every dark alley she passes by before finally finding some sort of lead.
A dead body having being dragged across the concrete leaving behind a trail of blood. Following its trail she finds what's she's looking for.
A metallic hunched over body that's dragging the dead body.
"William Afton"
Hearing his name the man turns around and notices Bee. He turns back around and continues to leave.
"Going to ignore me? that's fine, I just want to get this over with anyways"
Fight[]
William turns around to see a dagger being thrown at him. He swats at it with his arm sending it crashing into a nearby brick wall. Bee takes the opening and tackles William to the ground, raising the other dagger and bringing it down.
William kicks her off him and grabs his knife. He charges at Bee and swings at him but Bee manages to dodge from the blow. Her back slams against the brick wall smacking against a metal ladder.
William jumps at her but she grabs the ladder and swings it at William's head taking him down.
"Come on just die and we can end this"
She brings the ladder down again but William grips it with his hand bends it and rips it from Bee's hands.
William throws it away and sends his knife into Bee's gut. She grips William's hand holding onto it. Gritting through her teeth, Bee shoves William back taking the knife out of her. She wields her dagger and jumps at William trying to stab William but the costume he wears blocks the attack.
"You gonna have to try harder little girl"
William taunts before grabbing her wrist and flipping her over and onto her back. He slowly starts choking her and he grins down on her.
Grabbing at William's mask Bee then tears it off and swings it onto William's face throwing him off her. Getting up to her feet she reaches for her Bible.
"I don't usually do this"
She looks at William grabs his mask puts it back on and looks at her
"But I'm going to need some help"
She asks opening up the book. Surrounding her, is bouts of flames before they summon a bunch of Satanists.
"Interesting"
He mutters as the newly summoned Satanists start rushing at him. Just as one of them reaches for William a hand bursts from the ground and another animatronic bursts from the gravel. Twisted Freddy crawls out looking down at the cult follower before opening its stomach and throwing the man into his mouth crushing him inside it.
"You not the only one that can summon help"
All around William, the ground opens up as more Animatronics crawl out. All the Satanists run at William who sends his animatronics after all the people. The groups clash but it's noticeable by Bee that her group is easily overpowered.
Many of them are torn in half, eaten, have their heads ripped off, and have to tag-team the animatronics only to get their bodies ripped apart by the Twisted nightmare's large claws and teeth.
"What's the matter little girl, not going as easy?" He taunts again which annoys Bee.
She charges after him.
"No wonder the Devil wants you dead!"
Taking her hand and reaching into her pocket she brings out a gun and fires at William.
He ducks away from the bullet as Twisted Chica attacks Bee. She swings a garbage can against the incoming claw, clashing together. The larger robot shatters the can but Bee ducks and rolls away from Chica's attack.
Bee slams her back and William grabs her. The two struggle but Bee grabs her gun and shoots at William taking his ear off. William throws her aside and stomps on her back.
Then a bullet is sent right through William's chest. Bee gets up and shoots again but Twisted Chica gets in the way taking the bullet that strikes her chip and causes her to glitch out. Bee takes note of that and shoots another fire of bullets into Twisted Chica finally ridding her of her monstrous appearance and leaving her a blank smooth robot that slumps to the ground.
Taking the chance of the realization she fires the bullets at the Twisted Animatronics chests, striking their chips and reducing them to that same pale and smooth appearance.
William nails a punch against Bee's head slamming her into the ground but she sends another bullet into him pushing him back. She fires another one and another shot each striking him.
Bee can't help but start laughing and laughing as she empties her last rounds into William.
The man slumps to the ground as Bee reloads the gun and aims it right at his head.
"You see, all over now"
Bee goes to fire right into William's head but he can't help but smile and begin to laugh as the bullet is absorbed and disappears.
"w-what?"
Bee's caught by surprise as William strikes her arm throwing the gun away. He tackles her and knocks her to the ground, the force sending the bible out of Bee's grasp.
Bee watches as William raises the bible up and absorbs it into nothing. Bee looks at it horrified as all the Satanists around her start bursting into flames and evaporating.
She failed.
She tries to crawl away but William steps on her legs and snaps them. He grabs her by the throat and with a single hit to the head, knocks her out. William raises her body up and slowly but surely absorbs her into nothing before Bee's is gone entirely.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: So do you think Satan's going to need to find someone new to use the Bible?
Wiz: Possible. Anyway for this fight Bee definitely had some pretty good options of winning. She could be potentially much more Durable.
Boomstick: Her surviving a 550,000 thousand pound car cash could also equal around 249 tons which when compared to William who was mostly around 11 Tons, Bee was much more durable.
Wiz: She also had some pretty good hax from the Bible and could potentially not be killed by any normal means which meant William needed a way to put her down for good.
Boomstick: And luckily for him he did. Not only was he Stronger, as Bee was around 618 pounds of force and 1 ton of force with her Shotgun, William had the strength around 1,000 pounds of force.
Wiz: He could also reach around 40 miles per hour making him much more faster than Bee. But these stat advantages wouldn't help if he didn't have a way of putting Bee down for good.
Boomstick: But he had the ability to absorb things which could easily bypass Bee's durability and possible immortality.
Wiz: So while Bee was more Durable and was hard to put down, William had good Hax to bypass her, Strength, and Speed.
Boomstick: William was gonna make sure Bee wouldn't keep the Devil waiting.
Wiz: The Winner is William Afton.
Advantages/Disadvantages[]
- William Afton (Winner)
- +Strength
- +Speed
- +Had ways to Bypass Bee's durability and immortality
- -Durable
- Bee (Loser)
- +Durable
- +immortality made it hard to be put down
- -Speed
- -Strength