Description[]
TMNT vs Pokemon, two rivals to the main protagonists that always seems to get beat up fight
Interlude[]
Wiz: Every hero needs a rival.
Boomstick: But sometimes these rivals just always seem to be on the beating end of things.
Wiz: Bebop and Rocksteady from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
And Team Rocket from Pokemon He’s Wiz and i’m Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.'
Bebop and Rocksteady[]
Wiz: New york, the home of pizza and animals that really like pizza.
Boomstick: Like the pizza rat, and oh the ninja turtles too.
Wiz: Their feared enemy is the shredder and Shredder decided he needed some help to take down the ninja turtles.
Boomstick: And so he hired Bebop and Rocksteady,a mutated warthog and rhinoceros.
Wiz: On the surface, it seemed like a good idea, hire mutants to deal with mutants.
Boomstick: Only problem is they're not exactly the brightest team.
Wiz: The mutagens that shredder gave them, gave them increased inhuman durability.
Boomstick: And, when they fail Shredder, which is often,they're subjected to some of the most painful punishments Shredder has to offer
Wiz: Which they always seem to survive.
Boomstick: There must be some reason why Shredder keeps them around. And it's most likely because of their packed arsenal.
Wiz: Rocksteady has a M-60 assault gun, a minigun, a plethora of machine guns and even a bazooka.
Boomstick: Hey I wanted to list the weapons, no fair.
Wiz: Bebop also uses a sniper rifle.
Boomstick: They have hurt Donatello, defeated slash.
Wiz: They have survived missiles being shot directly at them.
Boomstick: And they don't just rely on their weapons, they are known for using just their brute strength.
Wiz: However their dumbness makes it that they can be easily tricked.
Boomstick:for all their firepower and toughness, Bebop and Rocksteady have the strategic acumen of a banana peel. I mean, it's impressive they've survived this long with their lack of brains.
Wiz: They often fall for the simplest of traps set by the Ninja Turtles, who outsmart them at almost every turn. Their overconfidence and lack of foresight have become their biggest weaknesses.
Boomstick: But you know what they say, Wiz, ignorance is bliss, and these two mutants sure seem blissful all the time. Still, they must have some level of intelligence to operate such advanced weaponry, right?
Wiz: Well, it's more of a matter of being familiar with the weapons rather than actual intelligence. Bebop and Rocksteady are like walking armories, and while they may not fully grasp the science or mechanics behind their guns, they can certainly point and shoot. But complex problem-solving or adapting to unexpected situations is not their strong suit.
Team Rocket[]
Wiz: The world of pokemon, a land of serene scenery, nature.
Boomstick: And evil corporations like Team Rocket.
Wiz: The CEO was an italian mafia dude known as Giovanni.
Boomstick:Evil Mario, got ya.
Wiz: But Giovanni is not really one to get his hands dirty.
Boomstick: He is most likely too busy from not paying tax.
Wiz: I actually don't have to pay tax because I've sold my soul to pay for student loans.
Boomstick:That makes way too much sense
Wiz: So Giovanni hired three henchmen to fulfil their goal of ruling the world of forced labour for Pokemon, Jessie, James and Meowth.
Boomstick:But they don't exactly get the job done well, or even at all. Why would people want to join a company that promotes forced labour of Pokemon anyway
Wiz:Well, they actually have motivations for doing it, Jessie's mom worked for Team Rocket but died in an avalanche leaving Jessie to take up the family business. And James was forced into an arranged marriage but ran away.
Boomstick: This is made for kids, I don't want to feel sad for them, what about Meowth,he's the funny cat, he can't have a tragic backstory.
Wiz: Well about that Meowth wanted to impress a female mew Pokemon so he taught himself english and how to walk on two feet but the female friend zoned him.
Boomstick: Oh come on. Even the cat has a tragic anime backstory
Wiz: Jessie, James and Meowth are constantly sent on assignments, but they've failed, every single one of them.
Boomstick: They probably have blackmail on Giovanni if he kept them around this long.
Wiz: Well they have survived explosions and constant blasts off to who knows where.
Boomstick: They have survived Pikachu's electricity attacks and have been able to stop a Dragonite mid flight.
Wiz: Jessie when angry can breathe fire, James can make makeshift tools like a hammer out of anything, and Meowth can make tornados
Boomstick: They've even resisted hypnosis before. So while they may fail everything, it's probaly because they have blackmail.
Wiz: There's no blackmail involved.
Boomstick: That you know of
Wiz:Alright , the combatants are set! We’ve run the data through all possibilities!
Boomstick It's time for a DEATH BATTLE
DEATH BATTLE[]
Bebop and Rocksteady were in shredder's HQ, Shredder was out, preparing for his next invasion. Bebop and Rocksteady were tasked with guarding it.
Footsteps were heard.
"Prepare for trouble."
"Make it dou-"
"What, who are you guys." Bebop said
"Do you mind not interrupting us? It's kind of our thing, so can we do it please?" James said.
"Since you asked nicely, ok" Rocksteady said.
"Prepare for trouble."
"And make it double."
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"
Meowth!
"That's right!"
"I'm Bebop and he's rocksteady, and you're going to be dead-y"
"That's it?" Jessie said.
"We'll workshop it."
Bebop launched a punch at Jessie ,making him go into a wall. Rocksteady Kicked Jessie but Jessie pushed back making Rocksteady trip over his own feet.
"How did you even get in here?" Bebop asked.
"The Door was open." Meowth said.
Bebop looked at Rocksteady, with a cross eye stare.
"What? You said let the breeze in, so I did."
Meowth used this distraction to jump and scratch on Bebop's head. "Get this dog off me."
"What did you just call me."
"What's that saying, Desperate actions need extreme action?" Rocksteady said.
"Close enough." Bebop said.
Bebop bought out his assault gun and started firing bullets at Jessie and James, who were dancing around them with their feet
Jessie and James swiftly dodged the barrage of bullets with their nimble footwork, . Jessie gracefully cartwheeled to the side, while James performed a series of backflips to avoid the gunfire. As Bebop's assault gun ran out of bullets, he and Rocksteady exchanged glances
"Meowth, it's time to join the party!" Jessie commanded.
Meowth leaped into action, using his claws and agility to distract Bebop and Rocksteady further. He darted around them, scratching and slashing, making it difficult for the two henchmen to get a clear shot.
Rocksteady, now frustrated with the situation, grabbed a nearby crate and hurled it at Jessie.
But Jessie destroyed the crate mid air with her fire breath.
Bebop and Rocksteady exchanged worried looks.
Rocksteady charged forward with his powerful rhino-like strength, attempting to tackle James. James, however, used his agility to sidestep the charge, causing Rocksteady to crash into a wall, creating a cloud of dust.
Meanwhile, Jessie continued to unleash her fiery attacks, forcing Bebop to take cover behind a large metal pillar. Meowth, seeing an opportunity, leaped onto the pillar and pounced towards Bebop, but the henchman swiftly swiped him away.
"Ouch, good thing I have eight more tries."
"I've had enough of these pests!" Bebop growled, his frustration mounting.
"Looks like we need to step up our game, Bebop!" Rocksteady grunted as he got back on his feet.
"Say hello to our little friend." Rocksteady said as he pulled out a bazooka.
"That is certainly not little." Meowth said.
"They shot from their bazooka, the bullet flying across the room, until the blast hit them and they flew into the sun.
"Well looks like they're blastin off." Bebop said
Analysis[]
Boomstick: Damn they may be dumb but they do have the firepower.
Wiz: This was actually a close match, Team Rocket had the intelligence advantage although that's not saying much in this match. And they Had more varied attacks.
Boomstick: But this match actually came down to strength. Bebop and Rocksteady being mutated were much stronger than Jessie and James due to to them being normal humans.
Wiz: And as for Meowth, he really hasn't shown any feats comparle to Bebop or Rocksteady,
Boomstick: Bebop and Rocksteady have took out a ninja turtle thanks to their mutation.
Wiz: Bebop and Rocksteady's enhanced strength and durability thanks to their mutation is what gave them the victory.
Boomstick:Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again... straight into Bebop and Rocksteady's jam session
Wiz: Bebop and Rocksteady are the winners