| Hell hath no fury—but these two certainly do | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Season Episode | 9 |
| Air date | I don’t remember :D |
| Written by | Cheesypickles564 |
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Beatrix Kiddo vs Yor Forger is a What-If? Death Battle written by Cheesypickles564, featuring Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill and Yor Forger from SpyxFamily.
Description[]
Kill Bill vs SpyXFamily. Parenting ain’t an easy job, but when you have to balance it with low-budget murder jobs and a hard to maintain reputation, it’s even trickier. Will the Bride prove to be more than a thorn in Yor’s side, or will the Thorn Princess leave Beatrix at the altar?
Interlude[]
Puppy: Beatrix Kiddo, also known as the Black Mamba, and the former Viper Squad assassin.
Kitty: And Yor Forger, also known as the Thorn Princess, and everyone’s favorite waifu!
Puppy: Murder is a tricky job to carry out, and these two ladies balance it with everyday hardships.
Kitty: But take out the assin in assassin and you get what these two tenacious ladies kick, ass! He’s Puppy and I’m Kitty!
Puppy: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win… a Death Battle!
“Beatrix Kiddo Gets Her Revenge in Death Battle!”[]
(Cue: Kill Bill)
Puppy: Born in the early 1970’s, Beatrix Michelle Kiddo was a member of the infamous Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, with her code name being the Black Mamba, after the venomous snake.
Kitty: This ragtag cool kids club of dangerous people consisted of six members, including Beatrix. Elle Driver, O-Ren Ishii, Budd and Vernita Green, all led by a violent man with a terribly common four-letter name, Bill. Seriously, Bill?
Puppy: Beatrix eventually fell in love with Bill, and as soon as she became pregnant with her boss’ child, she retired instantly from the assassination squad to give a happy life to her unborn baby.
Kitty: She soon fell in love with Tommy Plympton, the average, good ol’ Texas man, and she tricked him into thinking the baby was his after they became engaged. Of course, something terrible just has to happen…
Kitty: Oh no, Tommy’s dead! Big surprise.
Puppy: Prompted by his disdain for Beatrix’s marital choice, he gathered the Deadly Vipers for one last mission… the murder of everyone at the church.
Kitty: Everyone but Beatrix ended up with the short end of the stick, which was actually dying. But Beatrix, despite having her head pumped full o’ lead, her sheer tenacity let her survive, granted it put her in a coma.
Puppy: Waking up after 4 years of being unconscious, Beatrix took it upon herself to murder two people in the hospital and escape, purely out of hate for Bill.
Kitty: Hey, I would’ve done the same thing…
Puppy: Please, just shut up… getting back on topic, Beatrix snapped and adopted a new codename-
Kitty: Oh, and by snapped, we mean she sure as hell snapped!
Puppy: Ugh… Beatrix adopted a new codename… The Bride.
Kitty: Well, that’s not very menacing, is it?
Puppy: Beatrix soon plotted her deadly vengeance against the Vipers, which would turn into the plan to kill each member one-by-one.
Kitty: The first phase of her plot involved getting a sword, but not just any ordinary sword! Traveling to Okinawa, she received a blade from the legendary Hattori Hanzō. That’s one check off the list, Bea!
Puppy: Armed with her new sword, The Bride began the revenge part of her plan, eventually locating O-Ren Ishii in the House of Blue Leaves, a popular club, and fending off her 89 bodyguards and finishing the deed, scalping and fatally wounding Ishii.
Kitty: One down, four to go! Next on Bea’s naughty list was Vernita Green, who was living life as a mother.
Puppy: Despite Vernita trying to sympathize with Beatrix, after a short gun duel and a knife-through-the-throat, Vernita was down for the count.
Kitty: Two more left, keep it up, Bea! Next up was Budd, who was working as a bouncer in a strip club.
Puppy: But the assassination of Budd was given a brief delay, with Budd temporarily dazing her and burying her alive… only for the Bride to come right back out of the grave!
Kitty: With her sheer desire to survive, she fought and killed Budd with a snake and even managed to pull a sneak attack on Elle Driver, who was just leaving Budd’s van. Double kill!
Puppy: Heading to Mexico to finish the deed and kill Bill, Beatrix soon found out that her daughter did survive the ordeal, and took a short break from her blood-soaked mission to reunited with B.B Kiddo.
Kitty: After explaining the meaning for leaving her daughter behind, she located Bill and finished the crotchety old man off, once and for all.
Puppy: Beatrix is far from unskilled. She’s a master in multiple forms of martial arts, including Heihugquan, Bái Hè Quán, Shéquán and Jeet Kune Do.
Kitty: But Bea’s skill really shines in her preferred craft, swordsmanship. Her main fighting style with blades is Kenjutsu, which is a style that combines both offense and defense.
Puppy: But, under the training of Pai Mei, a renowned teacher, Beatrix learned almost superhuman arts in combat.
Kitty: This badass can use a Three-Inch-Punch to break through bones and bodies, and escape being buried alive! She’s also capable of plucking eyeballs from an opponent’s sockets, snapping spines like twigs, and her ace-in-the-hole, The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique! Damn, that’s a long name.
Puppy: Being the only one of Pai Mei’s students to learn this dangerous technique, Beatrix targets the pressure points of an opponent, and once each point is attacked, their heart explodes.
Kitty: She can make internal organs go off like a bomb at the Munich Olympics easier than raw eggs can, and damn, that’s impressive.
Puppy: The Bride is also incredibly skilled with Firearms, with her favorite gun being the Star Firestar M-45. Now, I believe that these things are my friend’s area of expertise, but~
Kitty: Say no more, Puppy! The Firestar is a Colt Pistol that can fire 11.43x23mm rounds. Impressive, huh?
Puppy: Thank you. Beatrix is nigh-superhuman in statistics, given she survived being assaulted and shot in the head at her wedding.
Kitty: Beatrix has also endured the grueling training of Pai Mei and being smacked in the face with a mace that could obliterate a table. Hell, she could survive being pumped full of rock salt and being buried alive, before breaking out and still having the stamina to kill both Budd and Elle!
Puppy: Beatrix is also no slouch when it comes to physical strength. She was once able to kick someone through a wall and fight the Crazy 88, killing 65 of the incredibly skilled warriors.
Kitty: Though the Bride does have a few flaws. She may be near-superhuman, but she can still bleed and be killed, which her cockiness doesn’t really help. Plus, the moves Pai Mei taught her also require her to get close to the opponent, which can lead to fatal injuries.
Puppy: But through thick and thin, Beatrix will pursue a normal life with B.B, and as shown with Bill, she will not hesitate in taking the lives of those who ruin hers.
Beatrix: "Those of you lucky enough to still have your lives...take them with you! However...leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."
“Yor Forger Bloodies Her Hands in Death Battle!”[]
(Cue: Berlint)
Puppy: As a young child, a child named Yor Briar and her family lived in poverty together, remaining happy despite their miserable living conditions.
Kitty: That is, of course, until Yor’s parents kicked the bucket and Yor and her brother, Yuri, were orphaned.
Puppy: The two had pretty low chances of survival, but one fateful day, a group named “Garden” noticed Yor’s peak physical condition and decided to recruit the orphan into their ranks as an assassin.
Kitty: Yor was tired of eating rocks and trash like the average hobo and joined the group without a second thought, wanting to provide for her brother.
Puppy: Yor used her paycheck to buy actually edible things and clothing until Yuri was hired into the Ministry of Foreign Affairs as a diplomat. After her brother rose to the occasion, she used the money for herself and continued her contract work.
Kitty: She later became a worker at Berlint City Hall to conceal her true identity. She was often belittled by her coworkers, but she chose not to kill ‘em. Wrong choice, Yor.
Puppy: This constant mocking led to the assassin being forced to go to the party and bring a date, something she desperately searched for, resulting in her accidentally stumbling upon a man named Loid Forger and his adoptive daughter, Anya.
Kitty: And with a bit of smooth talking and bargaining, Yor convinced Loid to pretend to be her boyfriend, whilst she in turn had to fake being Loid’s wife for Anya’s school interview. Damn, I can’t even get a fake boyfriend.
Puppy: Loid eventually showed up late to the party, and in some sort of ecstatic state of mindlessness, stated that he was Yor’s husband. The jealous coworkers eventually kicked the two out of the party, and Yor decided to propose to Loid so that his interview would be semi-realistic on their end.
Kitty: Once Anya was accepted into the normal person’s Hogwarts, Eden Academy, Yor eventually moved in to the Forger household and became attached to Loid and Anya.
Puppy: When in combat, Yor is equipped with two golden stiletto-esque blades she uses to thrust at her opponents, and more times than not, stab them.
Kitty: It also makes a pretty sweet letter opener!
Puppy: Her blades, or letter openers as my friend calls it, are capable of breaking through wooden doors and cleaving bullets in half.
Kitty: She’s also surprisingly strong for someone with such a slim frame. She’s capable of breaking trees and even throwing a dodgeball so hard that it catches on fire! She can also dent metal poles and even push speeding cars off course.
Puppy: Breaking trees with a dodgeball would require roughly 6 tons of force, and not to mention that she threw the dodgeball at a speed well over 600 miles per hour.
Kitty: Damn, that’s impressive! Yor is also incredibly agile, being able to dodge and outlast gunfire and keep up with her husband who could outrun explosions.
Puppy: Yor is capable of killing 20 skilled assassins in a few seconds, a feat that would require Yor to be moving at Mach 11 to pull off.
Kitty: Yor also has incredibly superhuman resistances to poison. She once drank a cocktail laced with tetrodotoxin, and inhaled enough poison gas to take down any normal human.
Puppy: Yor has also mastered the arts of pressure points, with her being able to completely disarm or incapacitate an opponent with a few attacks and even explode their heart!
Kitty: Though Yor isn’t perfect- she’s not only terrible at using complicated weapons or machinery, but she also can’t control her strength, making her targets end up with unnecessary injuries, which can be both a blessing and a curse in the field of battle!
Puppy: But all in all, Yor Forger will seek a happy life with Loid and Anya, granted she might end up killing multiple people along the way.
Yor: I don't need to be at peace. I don't care if I have to bloody my hands. Even if it means living a life that could end at any moment... Even if it means having to leave the Forger family... I think Loid would respect that. He would understand. That's why I won't give up this fight!
Intermission[]
Puppy: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities. Feel free to vote for who you believe will win in the poll:
https://strawpoll.com/polls/PbZqol5lWnN
Kitty: But now! IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!
Pre-Fight[]
Yor Forger was a tired woman with a job to do. The assassin twirled her signature weapon underneath the oversized trench coat she wore to conceal her identity, before holding the weapon near her leg to avoid suspicion.
Her eyes turned upwards as she gazed in awe at the sight above her. She continued her walk while peering at a giant, crystal chandelier hanging over the casino. She shook her head and looked back down. She had to keep her mind on the mission.
Yor walked through rows and rows of tables, each with roused men and women gambling and drinking happily. She soon saw her destination- her target.
Beatrix Kiddo sat at a table placed in the corner of the casino halls, right next to the piano. A skilled musician produced lively music to lighten the mood, much to Beatrix’s annoyance.
She had been through a harrowing ordeal the previous night, so she believed a break was in the cards for her. Unfortunately, Beatrix was out of luck as a Yor Forger lugged her trench coat across the floor and eventually stood near the table, not muttering a word for the first moments.
“May I sit here, m’am?” Yor raised her voice to say, clutching her coat close to her body. Beatrix replied with a short “Mhm,” signaling that Yor could, in fact, sit down.
Yor took a seat and stared forwards for a bit. Beatrix was disturbed by her lack of action and spoke up to stop it. “Do you want a drink?” She said, sliding a bottle of aged wine towards Yor.
Yor pushed it away and rejected her offer. “No, I’m not good with alcohol…” underneath the table, Yor readied her weapon and aimed it towards Beatrix. Before she took a shot with her stiletto-based blade, she looked at Beatrix intently in the eyes.
“May I have the honor of taking your life?”
Beatrix realized what she meant in a lucky amount of time- right before what could’ve been a fatal blow was dealt, the Bride, swerved her chair around, causing it to slide towards Yor, whom she engaged in a fistfight. Beatrix grabbed her assailant’s arm and forced it into the table, smashing it and launching splinters everywhere!
Once the dust cleared, both fighters were off the chairs and stood on opposite sides of the table. Beatrix stared at Yor with anger in her eyes, but the assassin replied by dropping the trench coat and revealing her iconic Thorn Princess costume.
With one quick lunge, Beatrix swung her sword at Yor. The battle had begun!
(Cue: Thorn of the Bride- Fan Made Death Battle Track)
Fight[]
Beatrix brashly swings her katana at Yor, who calmly ducks and forces her fist forward, pushing against the Bride’s face with a powerful punch and causing the former-assassin to stumble back. She regains her composure and wipes the blood off of her lip and rushes towards Yor, nearly decapitating the Thorn Princess with one fell swoop!
Yor deftly moves backwards to dodge the Bride’s swift attacks and rushes forward to attack Beatrix. She swings at her with multiple jabs, each blocked by Beatrix and her instincts alone! Yor eventually became exhausted from throwing so many punches at the Bride, and Beatrix used that to her advantage by releasing her infamous Three-Inch Punch on Yor, sending the Thorn Princess barreling into a couple’s table.
Beatrix smirks. “The rumors surely sell you short, Thorn Princess, but if I’m to leave with my head still intact, I have got to protect myself.” Beatrix mutters as she gets back into a battle stance, pointing her blade at Yor. The Thorn Princess gets back on her feet and pushes away the wreckage from the table.
“Don’t be so sure..!” Yor wittily remarks, twirling two of her blades around with her fingertips. Faster than Beatrix could perceive, the Thorn Princess lunged at the Bride, who quickly blocked her assailant’s slash with her own and pushed her head forward with incalculable force, nearly hitting Yor’s. Beatrix jerks her leg back, ready for the Thorn Princess to strike again!
Yor ran in circles around Beatrix, and in one dive, dealt a devastating blow to the Bride’s head! This caused Beatrix to grimace in pain and stumble forward, allowing Yor to deliver another. Before she could, however, Beatrix reached for her firearm, the Star Firestar and aimed it at the incredibly fast Yor…
*BANG!*
The bullet barely grazed Yor’s cheek and struck an evacuating citizen, causing more panic to erupt from the casino halls. Yor strikes with a left hook and then a suplex, disarming Beatrix and pinning her down.
“Stay down…” The Thorn Princess said as she slowly slid her weapon towards Beatrix’s throat. Before the attack actually connected, though, The Bride delivered a critical blow to Yor’s kneecaps and forced the Thorn Princess off of her. She pulled out the Firestar and pulled the trigger, 5 bullets blasting out of the barrel! Yor swung her blades with keen perception and cleaved the bullets in halves, to which Beatrix replied with a short but simple, “Damn.”
Yor sprinted towards Beatrix and tried to grab ahold of the gun, with the Bride responding to it by pulling two. Both attempted to disarm the other, with Beatrix eventually delivering an elbow to Yor’s arm and scrambling to keep the weapon in her grasp.
*BANG!*
The loud sound filled the casino halls again. A bullet wound had appeared in Yor’s abdomen, accompanied with a hiss of pain leaving Yor’s mouth.
Yor backs up and falls to the floor, clutching her bullet wound. Beatrix stood in front of her, panting.
“Loid… Anya… urkh-“ Yor groaned as she leaned back. Beatrix looked towards her opponent in shame before walking away.
“Being a mother won’t save you.”
Yor sighed. She couldn’t let herself die here. She could not let herself die here…! Through sheer tenacity alone, she stood up groggily, and with a determined look in her eyes, the Thorn Princess bolted towards Beatrix!
Yor lands multiple lucky hits, each one impacting and severely hurting Beatrix. She is backed up into a wall, and in a fit of desperation, grabs a steak knife from a nearby table and throws it towards Yor, who ducks and continues her pursuit towards her enemy.
Yor flips two of her knives around in her hand and leaps in the air, somersaulting and diving down, aiming both weapons at Beatrix. The Bride dodges the attack and stomps her foot on Yor’s, stunning the assassin. She quickly forces the Thorn Princess into a headlock and throws her away from herself, smashing yet another table.
However, Yor had swiped the Firestar from Beatrix’s waist! In a few loud blasts, The Bride’s arm was full of bullet holes.
“Agh… damn it…” Beatrix grunted, placing her hand against her bleeding wound and disheveled clothes. Yor respond with an almost monotone, “Sayonara.”
Yor hits the startled Beatrix with a left hook and then a quick jab to the gut, before kicking the Bride towards more tables, destroying each one!
Beatrix wipes the small amount of blood leaking from her lip and holds on to her injured arm. “Agh…” She hastily stands up and bounds towards Yor, leaping from table to table, before swinging her sword at the Thorn Princess’ head! Yor manages to quickly block the blow, only for Beatrix to use it as a distraction and use Pai Mei’s famous Three Inch Punch to catch Yor off guard.
With Yor slightly weakened, Beatrix dealt a deft blow to Yor, with enough strength to blast her into another room!
The impact of the blow caused her to smash through a previously locked door, leading to the casino’s boiler room.room.
She stood up, trying to ease the pain on her head by rubbing it.
She could still sense that her target was nearby, but where…?
She could hear footsteps and a sharp metal sound… Aha!
*SHINK!*
Beatrix’s katana had barely missed a perfect blow to Yor, due to the Thorn Princess’ dodge. The slice ended up bisecting the pipe above the Yor Forger’s head. With a quick blast of vapor erupting from the pipe, both fighters scrambled around the room in hopes of landing a lucky hit!
Beatrix groped around the room for a door. “Shit… shit…” she soon managed to get the vapor out of her face and see again, grabbing her blade once more and swinging it at Yor, who with instinct alone, grabbed the blade in between her hands!
“You’re good, Black Mamba, but I’m BETTER!”
She puts emphasis on the final word, using Beatrix’s weapon to swing the Bride back into another pipe, releasing another onslaught of vapor!
The Firestar, released from Yor’s earlier grasp, was in clear sight. Beatrix managed to reach for it and fire multiple rounds at her assailant, despite the immense pain in her arm! Each bullet was masterfully dodged by Yor, who somehow managed to kick one of the blasts back at Beatrix, striking her bad arm! Seeing this as an opportunity to finish the fight, Yor slides the sword back to the Bride, making sure her opponent died honorably.
“Pick it up.” Yor said, her monotone voice echoing through the nigh-empty room. Beatrix reluctantly slid the blade back into it’s sheath, getting into a battle stance!
“Come at me!”
Beatrix leaped towards Yor, who thrust her fist up. Beatrix narrowly dodged the punch and rammed herself into Yor, tackling the Thorn Princess forward and slamming her head into the metal walls of the boiler room. Beatrix quickly retreated into a vent that had been burst open by Yor’s impact to the wall.
Yor scrambled back onto her feet. Blood was pooling from her face. This opponent was certainly harder than her previous targets. She exhaled and looked around the room, with no Beatrix in sight. Yor groaned as the realization of failure hit her. “Dammit.” She said, desperately looking around the room. She soon picked up the sound of pattering coming from the vents.
The sound got louder, and louder, and louder, until Beatrix jumped back out to deal a finishing blow to the Thorn Princess, who barely dodged the strike!
Beatrix releases a ferocious scream from her lips, forcing out all of the previously amassed hate for the Thorn Princess in a few blows, each one being blocked by Yor, but in turn, weakening her arm strength. Beatrix let out a yell before forcing her forehead into Yor’s face, causing both Yor and a stream of blood to dart back and into the corner of the room. Beatrix took her sword out of its sheath once more.
Beatrix swerved counter-clockwise, in hopes of hitting her opponent with her now unsheathed katana, only for Yor to roll away from the blow and retreating to somewhere else, as if to disappear from Beatrix’s sight!
“You two bit… dirty assassin…” Beatrix muttered incoherently, cursing at almost every word. She slowly walked towards the boiler room’s door and grabbed the Firestar off of the floor. She could tell that her assailant was on the other side of the wall.
Outside of the boiler room, Yor had one of her Stiletto weapons in her hand, ready to strike as soon as she reached the door.
Both assassins jumped in front of the door and pointed their weapons at each other! Beatrix forced her finger down on the trigger, but to no avail. The bullet did not fire, as the magazine was empty. Yor took the chance to swing her weapon at Beatrix, planting it in her chest!
“HAAAAUGH!” Beatrix exclaimed. Despite her terrible wound, she was able to tackle her opponent, albeit weakly, into the casino room. Yor was pushed onto the floor, and Beatrix fell on her knees due to exhaustion.
Beatrix pulled the weapon out of her chest, grunting as she did so. She managed to stand up despite her immense pain, and aim the Firestar at Yor.
"Who sent you?” Beatrix inquired. Now that her opponent was temporarily stalled, Beatrix had finally decided to ask.
Yor, instead of replying, lunged at Beatrix and nabbed the Firestar from her grasp! She shot the chandelier she had taken interest in earlier, and before it came down, Yor dived out of the way, allowing the chandelier to crush Beatrix.
Beatrix found herself smothered by a candelabrum. Her wounds were severe and blood practically oozed from them. She sighed. She would not die here… she thrust her fist back and began rapidly hitting the chandelier! Her knuckles quickly became bruised and bloody, but it was working. With one final punch, she burst through the imprisonment as if she had done it before!
Beatrix sprinted towards Yor and dodged a slash from her assailant, before thrusting her sword towards the Thorn Princess, who dodged the blow flawlessly. Beatrix was slowly getting angrier and angrier. The Bride tore a remaining piece of the candelabrum from her arm, using it as a makeshift weapon and allowing her to dual-wield. With breakneck speed, she swung both weapons towards Yor, lodging both in her shoulders. "Agh...!"
Yor gasped as she ripped both weapons out of her arms. Now that both were unarmed, and despite her excruciating pain, the Thorn Princess was no slouch in hand-to-hand combat. She dived towards Beatrix, her fist meeting the Bride's face with a left hook and a jab soon after, which Beatrix parried with a punch of her own.
"I've got you now." Beatrix exclaims, twisting Yor's arm around and pushing her to the wooden floor.
*STOMP!*
Beatrix was stomping on Yor's chest, in hopes of severely weakening her.
*STOMP!*
*STOMP!*
Yor was writhing in pain... this was it...
Suddenly, something caught her eye. An overturned wine glass was laying on the ground, next to a fallen table. As Beatrix continued to bring her foot down on her opponent, Yor slowly but surely reached for the glass...
*STOMP!*
*SMASH!*
Beatrix reeled back in pain. Glass shards were impaling her knee. "Ugh... Dammit... You piece of... shit..."
Yor leaped forward and began to clobber Beatrix with a barrage of punches. After her opponent is weakened, Yor flips over and gets on her hands, before using them to propel herself upward and deliver a crushing blow to Beatrix's face!
Beatrix stumbled back. She wiped blood from her lip and regained her fighting stance. She didn't think it would come to this, but she had no choice.
The Bride bounds forward and delivers the first attack to Yor's chest. "This is Pai Mei's secret technique... I didn't think you would be worth the trouble at first..."
Beatrix attacks yet another pressure point. "But I was wrong..." She attacks two more, and with all of her hate bottled up into one final attack, she thrusts her hand forward!
But much to her disappointment, Yor managed to block the attack, "Ameteur!" She yells, thrusting the same broken wine glass through Beatrix's heart! "UGH!"
Yor flips Beatrix around and swings both of her stiletto-esque weapons down her opponent, severing both of her arms! With one final attack, the Thorn Princess brings her blade in front of the Bride's neck.
"Goodbye."
Yor brings the blade towards herself, decapitating Beatrix and ending the legacy of the Bride. The former assassin's body goes limp and slumps forward as Yor slowly walks away.
"Mission accomplished."
KO!
Ending Screen A: Yor Forger is seen having dinner with her family. She brings a napkin closer to her face, wiping off a bit of blood she excuses as tomato sauce.
Ending Screen B: Beatrix's lifeless body is laying near the trashed casino.
Results[]
Kitty: Woah, guess her head wasn't in the game!
Puppy: On paper, this seemed like a really close match with both having years of experience and similar skills, but once we dived deeper into it, Yor had exactly what she needed to take down the Black Mamba.
Kitty: Both were incredibly experienced, but with the Bride taking the edge due to her formal training. But even then, Yor wasn't too much of a green horn in the field, either!
Puppy: Beatrix has also faced opponents similar to Yor, and she had remarkable stamina and endurance, so how did the Bride lose?
Kitty: Keep this in mind, Yor is basically superhuman compared to Beatrix! The Bride was capable of smashing a table and breaking through her own grave, but Yor's capability of breaking trees and creating craters completely blow Beatrix out of the water!
Puppy; While it's true that both could dodge enemy blows and even bullets, Yor has done it more consistently, not to mention that she's also reacted to speeding cars and point-blank explosions.
Kitty: Beatrix may have had better endurance, but Yor was more durable, given that she could survive explosions!
Puppy: But here's where it gets tricky. Beatrix did have a wincon- The Heart Explosion Technique. However, she wouldn't be able to pull it off on Yor, though, because not only was she too fast for Beatrix to hit, but her glass-cannon fighting style also means she wouldn't stay still long enough. Beatrix may have been a warrior worthy of her respect, but Yor's overall better physical stats granted her the victory.
Kitty: The Bride was naught but a thorn in Yor's side, and she was left at the altar.
Puppy: The winner is Yor Forger.
Next Time On Death Battle![]
On the season finale of Death Battle season one...
Mr. Mxyzptlk: You! You know how every one of these stories is going to end! So why do keep coming back? Its like you enjoy having the same thing repeated to you, over and over! It's a sickness, I tell you!
Q: Oh, but it is, and we have. Time may be eternal, Captain, but our patience is not. It's time to put an end to your trek through the stars, make room for other more worthy species.
Trivia[]
- The connections between Beatrix and Yor are two swift, assassin mothers who will do anything to protect their child. (It’s not much, I know)
- The soundtrack for this fight would be “The Thorn of the Bride,” a mix of the two’s code names, The Bride for Beatrix and The Thorn Princess for Yor.