Description[]
The smartest heroes of Marvel and DC collide.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Being smart is one of the universe’s most gifted use, everyone have a brain and they use it to be smart or try to be smart.
Boomstick: There are some people that can take intelligence to whole another levels as possible, like Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Isaac Newton, etc., like these two would!
Wiz: Batman, also known as Bruce Wayne and being the greatest detective hero of a Gotham City
Boomstick: And Mister Fantastic, also known as Reed Richards and a stretching superhero! He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win a… Death Battle.
Batman[]
Wiz: Gotham is a place of anxious and fear where there are criminals almost everywhere, some are thugs, some are drug dealers, some are killers, and some are surprisingly strong and unexpected.
Boomstick: That’s why they should be glad they have the world greatest detective hero in Gotham, the night, the vengeance, the Batman! But before he was Batman, his backstory, which we all know, mentioned this a few times. He and his parents went to movie theater when he was, what, 9 or 10 years old? Rough childhood, his parents was gunned down in front of his eyes in an alley by the thug Joe Chill.
Wiz: He swore vengeance and justice from his dead parents, as he swore, he was raised by Alfred and he was trained martial artists, hand-to-hand combat, gadgets, building a technology cave, whatever he has to protect the city of Gotham and almost be partner with Jim Gordon.
Boomstick: Batman got tons of enemies, some are familiar and some are probably forgotten. Joker, The Riddler, Penguin, Bane, Two-Face, Scarecrow (DC Comics), Harley Quinn, Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, Kite Man, Killer Croc, Deathstroke—
Wiz: Yeah Boomstick, you don’t need to name all of them, we all know.
Boomstick: I didn’t get to mention Clayface, Mad Hatter, Polka-Dot Man, and Calender Man, oh, and Eraser too.
Wiz: Yeah, Batman fought all of these villains including Deadshot. He is an skilled fighter and martial artists, his gadgets got a few tricks, grappling hooks, smoke grenade, batarangs filled with normal ones, explosion ones, and the electricity ones.
Boomstick: This man can also win against Superman himself just by using the Kryptonite, Superman’s weakness. He’s the greatest detective if he can solve Riddler’s riddles and questions!
Wiz: He can beat up criminals, even break the bones, he is against the killing because of a law.
Boomstick: Tell that to Ben Affleck Batman.
Wiz: Well yeah, that’s one is… Different. Batman usually ask and gain help from his guardian and butler, Alfred, in case if he needs a batmobile or a bat plane.
Boomstick: His weakness might be being vulnerable to weapons and be emotional about hearing his parents, but besides if he can stand up every nights with little sleep, he’s truly never tired, isn’t he?
Batman: I am not a disgrace. I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman!
Mister Fantastic[]
Wiz: Reed Richards is known as many things. A loving husband and father. The smartest man in the universe.
Boomstick: And the guy who ruined The Thing's life.
Wiz: Yeah. That. But before all that, Reed was admitted into college at the age of 14, and by the time he was 20, had attended both CIT and Harvard!
Boomstick: The man was so smart, that he already had several degrees under his belt before attending Empire State!
Wiz: It was here that he met a man named Victor von Doom. Who was....well...
Boomstick: Obsessed with bringing back his dead mom. Wow. What a momma's boy.
Wiz: Though thanks to an experiment gone wrong and a resulting explosion, Doom was expelled and Reed was given a new roommate, Ben Grimm. During the summer months, Reed would eventually fall for a girl named Susan Storm.
Boomstick: After graduating even more schools like a good little nerd, Reed decided to take a trip into space, because... Why not!
Wiz: Accompanied by his best friend Ben, his girlfriend Susan, and her little brother Johnny, they took off.
Boomstick: But as they took off, their ship was bombarded by a cosmic storm!
Wiz: Little did they know that these cosmic rays would change their lives forever.
Boomstick: Yeah, when they all woke up they each had some... Big changes to go through. Wait. You mean to tell me that none of them had hit puberty yet?
Wiz: What? No, nothing like that! I mean when they awoke they found themselves having been mutated, now each possessing an incredible power.
Boomstick: Incredible? Don't you mean… Fantastic!?!
Wiz: Yes, Fantastic because he named himself Mr. Fantastic while his girlfriend is Invisible Woman, his girlfriend’s brother Human Torch, and his friend The Thing. Reed had gained the ability to stretch himself in an extreme levels.
Boomstick: He’s surprisingly durable and can turn into anything else, like a wall, buzzsaw, car tires, wrench, mallet, etc.
Wiz: Extreme cold and extreme heat can make him vulnerable, even by energy blasts.
Boomstick: Mister Fantastic is one of the smartest and flexible character of the Fantastic Four!
Mister Fantastic: I have the power within my own body! The power to stretch, to alter my shape! The reason they called me… Mr. Fantastic!
Pre Death Battle[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let’s end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It’s time for a DEATH BATTLEEEE!
Death Battle[]
In Gotham city, Bruce Wayne was sitting in his office, then he see a Bat Signal above GCPD, he put on the Bat suit and went to GCPD. Once Batman get there, there was nobody in the rooftop.
Batman: Gordon?
Mister Fantastic: No, it’s just me.
Batman turn around and see Mister Fantastic, he get into his defend position.
Batman: Who are you?
Mister Fantastic: Rest assured, I’m not a bad guy. I’m Reed Richards, aka Mister Fantastic, the member of Fantastic Four and one of the mightiest heroes far away from here. I’m just here to ask you some questions. It has got my attention that you are trying to hack Stark’s suits and other things, I’m here to ask you to stop doing this.
Batman: Or what?
Mister Fantastic: Trust me, you wouldn’t want a piece of me. I fought a greater threat than some guy with a bat suit and gadgets, and who uses Kryptonite to cheat his way to win against the Superman.
Batman: I’ll manage.
Mister Fantastic: Any reconsiderations?
Batman: No.
Mister Fantastic: Suit yourself then.
Mister Fantastic stretch his arm to go to punch Batman but he simply dodged, and Mister Fantastic tries to catch Batman, he dodged that also and throw a batarangs at Mister Fantastic who dodged easily. Batman then pound Mister Fantastic off of the rooftop, Batman punches Mister Fantastic and Mister Fantastic hit Batman away and hold on into something to slow him down, he slowly got to the ground. He doesn’t see Batman anywhere, before he could say something, a batarang was stick on his back, it shock him. Batman shoot a grappling hook nearby Mister Fantastic’s ear, he pull out batarangs out of his back, and turn around to see Batman comes and hit Mister Fantastic. Mister Fantastic turns around and throw punches at Batman, who blocks and dodged, but do get hit few times, Mister Fantastic then grabs two car on Batman’s both sides and tries to crash him with two cars together but Batman jump and kick Mister Fantastic. Batman throw a batarang at Mister Fantastic but he slap away a batarang, and punch Batman away, Mister Fantastic put the cars both although it’s little damaged.
Mister Fantastic: I don’t want to be one who will cause a destruction here, just give yourself up.
Batman: I refuse to.
Batman throw a smoke grenade at Mister Fantastic, Mister Fantastic choke his way out and see a Bat plane, the Bat plane shoots at Mister Fantastic but he grabs a car and blocks the shot. Mister Fantastic then throw a destroyed car at the Bat Plane, it hit the plane and the plane almost went down, and Mister Fantastic come and hold down the plane, he found a way to broke down the plane and was successful.
Batman: Alfred, give me batmobile now.
Mister Fantastic grabs Batman by breaking through glass by his hand and pull him out.
Mister Fantastic: And here’s I thought you were smarter.
Batman: I am.
A batmobile came behind Mister Fantastic and hit him, Mister Fantastic hold the car and throw it at Batman, Batman dodged and throw a batarang at Mister Fantastic who dodged. He got into batmobile and starts shooting at Mister Fantastic who leaps into air, and stick by the wall, the Batmobile drives away and Mister Fantastic uses his stretching arm to increase his speed as well. Batmobile take turns to nearly slow down Mister Fantastic, Mister Fantastic then lose the car, he thought he went away, but Batmobile then came out of nowhere and Mister Fantastic to avoid getting shot. He stretch his arm and hit Batmobile, then he landed on the car and break the glass, he grabs Batman and slams him into ground.
Mister Fantastic: Stay down, you should be lucky I’m holding back.
Mister Fantastic grabs Batman but Batman activated his electricity gloves and shock Mister Fantastic first then punching him, but Mister Fantastic stretch and hit Batman, he made a mullet in his hand and hit Batman with it after a few dodges. Batman then throw a batarang at the wall, Mister Fantastic chuckles.
Mister Fantastic: You missed— Wait…
Mister Fantastic realized it was a explosion one, he quickly stretched away to avoid the explosion, then he see Batman disappear.
Mister Fantastic: You know, I’ve been patient with you. Come out and face me like a real man!
There was no answer.
Mister Fantastic: I think that coward just ran away.
A smoke grenades come at Mister Fantastic, it releases the smoke all over the place, he trying to find Batman so he stretches his arm to try to find him. He get punches and kick by Batman.
Mister Fantastic: Show yourself! It’s not too late to reconsider!
Mister Fantastic stops to carefully listen, he can feel something behind him, so he quickly stretch his arm behind him and captures Batman’s chest and pull him here but Batman still uses electricity against Mister Fantastic and he throw Batman at the building. Mister Fantastic got inside and Batman ran upstairs, so did Mister Fantastic, he made it to the final floor before rooftop, Batman cut out the lights. He thinks that Batman is on the ceiling so he continues punching the ceiling until Batman get down and throw a batarang at Batman, he dodged, but he grab a batarang and throw it at Batman, it exploded and Batman was sent flying at the window, which nearly break. Mister Fantastic charges but the he uses the bat transponder to summon a swarms of bats coming through, breaking the glass and distracting Mister Fantastic. But he managed to stretch his arm fast and punch Batman out of the window, but Batman hold on his hand and Mister Fantastic fell out of a window too, Batman kick Mister Fantastic but Mister Fantastic wrap himself to Batman, tied him up and choking him while tightly falling, then it hit the ground, smashing Batman’s head. Mister Fantastic then get up surprised.
Mister Fantastic: This… This wasn’t how it was supposed to happen, I’m sorry Batman.
Result[]
Boomstick: That was brutal, Batman could have listened to Reed or disappear away.
Wiz: This was an interesting fight, while they both are smart and a few gadgets can distract Mister Fantastic, there almost wasn’t a way for Batman to beat Mister Fantastic.
Boomstick: Yeah his gadgets and skill can only distract Mister Fantastic but let’s remember that he held his own against the Hulk, The Thing, Rhino, Doctor Doom, etc. even survive taking punches from them. Oh and he survived being stretched by the World War Hulk!
Wiz: Both have dodging speed reaction, and Mister Fantastic reacted beams from the Galactus himself and also from the meteors.
Boomstick: Batman could give Mister Fantastic a good taste from his gadgets, it’s true he’s fought Plastic Man but Mister Fantastic is smart, eventually I don’t think there’s a way that Batman can beat him.
Wiz: Both were smart, but eventually Mister Fantastic’s durability from taking hits from the brawlers improves that Batman wouldn’t do any good at him.
Advantages: Mister Fantastic winner
- Durable since he took hits from the brawlers and even survived being stretched by World War Hulk
- He can manage to tie Batman after a good fight
Disadvantages: Batman loser
- He’s impressive including his gadgets but that can’t knock out Mister Fantastic though it can distract him
Boomstick: Batman was stretched tightly out to death, but this battle was fantastic!
Wiz: The winner is Mister Fantastic!