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Batman vs Albert Wesker
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Season 1, Episode 6
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Air date December 17, 2020
Written by BuzzLightyear12345
Directed by BuzzLightyear12345
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Batman vs Albert Wesker is third Off-Season battle by BuzzLightyear12345. It features Batman from DC Comics against Albert Wesker from Resident Evil.

Description []

Capcom VS Warner Bros! When you're a human, you gotta push the limits and become superhuman! But you have to wear black! 

Interlude[]

Wiz: The human body, try as one will, has limitations that can hold even the best of fighters back. In order to get through these limitations, one often has to push themselves to the limit and become beyond just an average human.

Boomstick: Oh, and don't forget, you gotta wear black and gray too! That'll teach your enemies a lesson!

Wiz: Batman, the Dark Knight.

Boomstick: And Albert Wesker, the Evil Resident. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to anaylze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle?

Batman[]

Wiz: From the pages of the comics to the movie theaters and television, Batman is one of the most famous characters in fiction and arguably only behind Superman in terms of being the most famous superhero ever.

Boomstick: He's so famous that even your grandma probably knows who he is! The guy's a legend...well, at least, the actually good versions of him, that is.

Wiz: His backstory, equally as famous as he is, involves a mugger known as Joe Chill shooting his parents dead down an alley when he was just a boy. In order to strike fear into the criminals of Gotham City, he took one of his childhood fears and decided to make it basically the second half of his life.

Boomstick: Average guy by day, dude dressed up in a costume at night, it's like every day is just Comic Con for him!

Wiz: Using his vast wealth inheirted from his parents and his company, Batman's created not only a cool looking suit but a suit that's technologically prepared as well. The suit, not only made of Kevlar and Titanium, is designed to not only resist things such as explosions and wrecks, but also comes with blades on its side and a built in taser too.

Boomstick: Must be pretty handy when someone's trying to peak at your face. Did we mention that it has 20,000 volts of electricity connected to it too? One peak at his face and you defintely won't live to tell it to your buddies!

Wiz: He also comes equipped with various gadgets and weaponry at his disposal, such as his famous Batarangs, bat shaped boomerangs that come in different variants, such as Explosive Batarangs, Electric Batarangs, Acid Batarangs, Thermal Batarangs and...Magnetic Batarangs for some reason. He even has one which he can remote control too.

Boomstick: Wouldn't that leave him wide open if he misses? And even if he DID hit them, he'd still have to take the time to put the remote away too. And does he need batteries for it too? Man, talk about a lame weapon!

Wiz: His Grappling Gun allows him to hook onto things such as buildings or even his opponents and pull himself towards it, his Bolas allow him to tie people up momentarily by throwing a Batarang shaped item, Smoke Pellets allow Batman to smog his current location and blind the opponent and his electric gauntlets allow him to amplify his punches with electricity.

Boomstick: And that's not even scratching the surface as what gadgets this walking Walmart has on him! His Bat Beacon allows him to summon a swarm of bats to attack his target, his explosive gel allows him to set off an explosion as soon as he's done with his art project and he even carries EMPs capable of disabling nearby electronics. I'd hate to be charging my phone near that.

Wiz: It also comes to mention that Batman is physically adept in common as well, having mastered all martial arts styles in the world and is considered to be one of the smartest beings in the entire DC universe, being a polymath who was able to master 20 degrees in just little time.

Boomstick: He's able to bench press 1,000 lbs. and leg press 2,500 lbs., survived outer space for 24 seconds, is able to throw a Batarang at 100 miles per hour and even managed to beat Superman at some points...with Kryptonite. He was even able to beat the ENTIRE Justice League with enough preparation...keyword PREPARATION. If he were to fight them by himself without any prep he'd be manhandleded into next Tuesday!

Wiz: However, as impressive as some of Batman's feats are, he's still a somewhat ordinary human without any super powers unlike his fellow Justice League cohorts, meaning he has the same exact weaknesses as an average human would have. He also refuses to kill anyone he takes down. However, due to the rules of Death Battle, this weakness will be removed as the killing restraint DEFINTELY holds him back.

Boomstick: It doesn't matter how many weaknesses he's got Wiz, he's the goddamn Batman! If him besting Superman and the Justice League has shown us anything, it's that you don't fuck with him!...for the most part.

"I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman!"

Albert Wesker[]

Wiz: Born to parents with genes that were seen intellectually superior to an average human, Albert was brought into the Umbrella Corporation's Wesker children project.

Boomstick: Wait, that's where the "Wesker" name comes from? I thought it was his last name or something! Are you telling me that his name was just "Albert" until this happened? Didn't he have a last name or something? So many questions and we've barely just started.

Wiz: Over time, Albert showed he had the most potential amongst the other Wesker children in the project, eventually becoming a double agent as he grew older for not just Umbrella but for STARS and Chris Redfield as well. However, as soon as he injected himself with the Prototype Virus that one fateful day..

Boomstick: He became a Matrix reject, complete with the shades, trenchcoat, and slow motion flips!

Wiz: With his humanity now having been lost from him thanks to the virus's influence, Wesker soon turned betrayed Umbrella and STARS simultaneously and set out for his own goal: To become the new "god" of the human race and use the Uroboros Virus to wipe out any human he found to be unneccessary. To do this, he uses the virus's effects on him to fight at superhuman levels, being able to move practically faster than the eye can see with his pseudo-teleporting.

Boomstick: He's also a master of martial arts techniques, such as the Cobra Strike, a move where he practically thrusts his palm into the opponent and sends them flying into a wall like they're animated with bad CGI! And with his Panther Fang, this allows him to...punch his opponent. Pretty unfitting name if you ask me.

Wiz: The Jaguar Kick lets him kick his opponent, and the Tiger Uppercut allows him to uppercut his enemy into the air....yeah, you weren't wrong, these names are pretty unfitting.

Boomstick: The names make it sound cool at first, but then it just turns out it's some lame kick or an uppercut! There's a reason why he doesn't shout his attack when he does it, even he knows they're unfitting.

Wiz: The Mustang Kick allows him to perform a powerful side kick that targets the opponent's hip area, and the Windfall is a technique where he lifts his leg into the air before slamming it straight down into the enemy below him. And with the Ghost Butterfly, he makes a quick, hard to counter motion that launches the enemy backwards if hit by it.

Boomstick: And with Rhino Charge, he just straight up impales you with his fingers! Talk about an embarassing way to go!

Wiz: His Knee Cannon is a two step move; basically, it involves him dashing into the opponent while forcefully forcing his knee into their head, having the strength to practically launch their head off if they aren't durable enough to take it. It's basically like Captain Falcon's Knee attack from Smash Bros.

Boomstick: And with Chik...Chu...Wiz, how do I pronounce this?

Wiz: Chikyo Chagi. It basically has Wesker raise his leg into the air and slam it into his opponent's skull area, being an instant kill unless they're durable enough to survive it.

Boomstick: Doesn't he already have an attack like that? Eh, whatever, at this point I'm not even gonna question Mr. Agent Smith wannabe over here.

Wiz: Another thing to consider about Wesker is the effects the virus gives on him. Not only does he have the super human "teleporting" we mentioned earlier, but he also has inhumanly tough and durable bones inside of him as well as a healing factor to make him even harder to kill. He also has a pistol called "Samurai Edge", which is just a gun.

Boomstick: With all these powers he has, why would he need a gun to begin with? Wouldn't that just be a waste of money?

Wiz: Just don't question it, Boomstick. And when he DOES fully submit to the Uroboros virus, he has.....this....thing.....

Boomstick: AH! Get that shit out of here!

Wiz: Right, let's just forget about that! As we were saying, Wesker's an incredibly tricky fighter and his virus defintely makes him one hard man to kill. He's strong enough to kill someone just by using his Rhino Charge technique, survived a fall into a volcano and a fall off a cliff, is fast enough to dodge not just point blank bullets but missiles as well, and funny enough, he's even strong enough to throw them right back at his enemy too.

Boomstick: However, like most of the villains Capcom makes, he's got a huge ego and he's completely full of himself, thinking that he's like the next coming of Moses or something. And let's not forget that despite his superhuman abilities he's been defeated by people such as Chris and Jill too, so he's not as unstoppable as he looks.

Wiz: Still, it did take the combined might of not just an active volcano but two point blank rockets to finally put him down for good. If that doesn't scream "I'm incredibly annoying to fight", then I don't know what does.

"Every day, humans come one step closer to self-destruction. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it!"

Pre-Fight[]

Batman vs Wesker set

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

Death Battle[]

Inside a labratory of sorts, the famous hero himself Batman could be seen inflitrating a machine of sorts. He had heard reports from the Gotham City Police that strange monsters known as "B.O.W.S." were causing havoc through the city and were coming from this specific labratory. After having taken down the soldiers that were guarding the place, it seemed the case had almost been complete, for Batman had almost completed deactivating the machine producing an unknown virus. Suddenly, as he just seemed as he was about to finish, a figure appeared from behind, this being one of the greatest anime villains ever, Albert Wesker.

Wesker: Do you really think I would let you ruin my ultimate goal that easily?

Batman turned around, before seeing the virus empowered villain himself.

Batman: Who are you?

Wesker: I could ask you the same thing.

Batman: You're the one behind the attacks in the city, aren't you?

Wesker let out an evil laugh.

Wesker: Perceptive, aren't we.

Batman: That's all I need to know. I'm taking you back to Arkham.

Wesker: Is that so? Well, let me clarify something for you. I am no simple man like you are. I am soon to be the god of this world. If you think your insiginificant abilities even hope to stand a chance against mine, you are clearly mistaken. Run away now and I may let you live.

Batman: Sorry, but I can't let a maniac like you succeed. One way or another, I'm taking you down.

Wesker: Heh heh heh heh heh...well then, I'll play with you and this game of yours. Seven minutes is all I need.

FIGHT!

(Cue this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQknnirhcJk)

Batman, without hesistation, throws Batarangs at Wesker's direction, who dodges with ease and pseudo-teleports up to Batman, attempting to strike him with a Cobra Strike to the chest. Just as Wesker was about to strike Batman with the devastating blow, Batman blocks and retaliates by hitting Wesker with a firm punch to the face, sending the bio-terrorist stumbling back. As Wesker screamed "ARGHHHH!" from the hit, the supervillain quickly retaliated by delivering a solid punch to Batman's stomach area, causing the Dark Knight to gasp in pain as Wesker followed this up with a Mustang Kick to Bruce's hip area before delivering a Jaguar Kick to his chest, slamming the Caped Crusader into a wall as Wesker gave an evil smile.

Wesker: Is that all you have?

Batman: I'm just getting started.

In an instant, the Batarangs that had been thrown from Batman earlier activated, turning out to be Explosive Batarangs the whole time. Being caught off guard, Wesker was launched forwards, letting out an "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" in pain as Batman used his Grappling Hook to pull Wesker from the air into the ground, slamming the bio-terrorist into a lower, military based floor. Batman quickly leaps down in front of Wesker, attempting to arrest the villain with handcuffs. However, before he gets a chance, Wesker strikes Batman with a chop to the neck, before kicking the Dark Knight over his head, knocking Batman down but not enough to keep him there as he quickly got back to his feet. Psuedo teleporting to Batman once more, Wesker changed his tactic by throwing a Thrust Punch at Batman. Although the Dark Knight was able to block this punch, he was sent sliding backwards, leaving him wide open for an aerial, Matrix style kick from Wesker, knocking him into a wall.

Wesker: I told you, hero. I am a god, and even kings bow to..

Just then, a Smoke Pellet was thrown straight into Wesker's face, blinding the Evil Resident and allowing Batman to grapple away into the shadows as the smoke began to blind Wesker's vision, causing him to stumble around a bit in pain.

Wesker: DAMMIT! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You'll pay for that!

Wesker begins to move around the area slowly, Samurai Edge in hand as he awaited for Batman's next move. In a matter of seconds, Batman swooped down from above, slamming his feet into Wesker and knocking him down. Not wasting any time, Batman places an Explosive Batarang on Wesker's back, the Batarang doing as planned and knocking the villain into there. This time, however, Wesker was able to use this to his advantage, using his superhuman abilities to cling to the wall and punch Batman mid-air just as he was attempting to perform his own aerial attack. As Batman recoiled from Wesker's blow, the bio-terrorist began to go on a "teleporting" frenzy, attacking Batman at lightning fast speeds before slamming him into the ground.

Wesker: Mortals are so weak...

Wesker then proceeds to grab a rocket and slam it straight down where Batman was, looking like it was the end for the Caped Crusader.

Wesker: You are nothing to me!

The bio-terrorist slams the rocket straight into the ground, creating a massive explosion. Luckily for Batman, he was able to grapple out of the way and quickly throw a bola at Wesker's feet, trapping his feet as the villain let out another "ARGHH!". As Wesker was tied up from Batman's bola, the Caped Crusader jumped straight in and dropkicked right into Wesker, knocking the villain away, another "DAMMMMIT!" being yelled out as Wesker recoiled from the hit. Broken free from the Bola, Wesker dashed straight up to Batman and performed his Knee Cannon. The hit would've most certainly been a fatal blow for Batman, but once more luck was on his side as he was able to dodge and countered by punching Wesker in the face, stunning Albert for a split second.

Wesker: ARGH! I'll see you dead!

Just as Batman equipped his Electric Gauntlets, Wesker performed the Ghost Butterfly, making an almost undetectable movement before striking Batman in the face, causing him to bleed slightly from the blow as he was knocked a bit back. Recovering from the blow, Batman charged up to Wesker and threw fast moving electric punches at Wesker, each one dodged by Albert easily. Batman, realizing his up close strategy wasn't working, did something unexpected...he tossed an Acid Batarang at Wesker, piercing his arm and burning through some of his skin. However, to his horror...Wesker's skin healed, the villain easilly pulling the Batarang out of his arm.

Batman: No way...it can't be!

Wesker: I expected better.

Wesker then proceeds to land a deadly Cobra Strike to Batman's chest, practically breaking his ribs as the hit sent Bruce Wayne flying backwards. Heavily breathing and in massive pain, Batman pulled out three Batarangs and threw them at Wesker, attempting to keep him away as the bio-terrorist began to slowly walk towards him. Without hesitation, Wesker avoided the first one by psuedo-teleporting, dodged the second one and caught the third one, before throwing it behind him. As he walked up to Batman, he grabbed the Caped Crusader and held him by the throat, choking the life out of him.

Wesker: I told you...

Wesker puts out two fingers, and without a second thought, impales through Batman's chest with his Rhino Charge technique, a loud roar of pain coming from Batman as Wesker had completely penetrated a hole through not just his armor but his body too. With that, the Dark Knight fell from Wesker's grasp and collapsed on the floor, dead from the sheer power of the attack.

Wesker: I was the only worthy one...

KO!

Results[]

Boomstick: Batman, NO! Are you telling me that a bio-terrorist that keeps screaming "ARGHHHHH!" beat the god damn Batman?! This can't be possible! Say it isn't so!

Wiz: It's exactly what the battle showed, Boomstick. This was a surprisingly close match, most of the categories being mostly even between both Batman and Wesker. Batman was more experienced, smarter, and his mastery of all forms of martial arts gave him somewhat of an edge over Wesker's fighting skills, there was just one thing Batman couldn't get past: Wesker's healing factor and his unbreakable bones.

Boomstick: Sure, Batman's strong enough to break down steel doors and is able bench press 1,000 lbs., but Wesker's taken so much more than what ol' Batman here's able to put out! He survived a fall into a volcano and an explosion that was strong enough to destroy an entire Umbrella building! And if that wasn't enough, his healing factor's able to take crazy amount of force, such as knife stabs, rocket explosions and even being impaled from Tyrant! Sure, Batman's knowledgable in pressure points, but what good does that do when you have an ability that just heals your bones back for you?

Wiz: And while Batman's fast enough to dodge bullets, Wesker's fast enough to avoid point blank rockets. And while Batman DID one time dodge Darkseid's Omega Beams, this was a one time feat and he never really showed this amount of speed ever again, thus we shouldn't say he has something like FTL speed. Batman is a great fighter, yes, and his technology is impressive, but with no options to get past Wesker's impressive durability and even more impressive healing factor, it was only a matter of time before Wesker finished him off.

Boomstick: Looks like Batman couldn't Hole-d his own against Wesker.

Wiz: The winner is Albert Wesker.

Wesker wins el fight

Advantages and Disadvantages[]

ALBERT WESKER - WINNER:

  • +Stronger but barely
  • +Faster
  • +Much more durable especially with his hardened bones and healing factor
  • -Not as intelligent
  • -Not as experienced

BATMAN - LOSER:

  • +More experienced with his mastery of all martial arts styles
  • +Smarter
  • -Not as strong but not too far behind
  • -Slower
  • -Couldn't get past Wesker's durability and healing factor]
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