Introduction[]
Wiz: The worlds finest Superheroes, Batman the dark knight & Superman, the man of steel...
Boomstick: Versus, the mad Titan Thanos. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons,armor & skills to find out who'd win a death battle.
Batman[]
Wiz: Bruce Wayne was born to Thomas & Martha Wayne and they were EXTREMELY wealthy. Until one night, Bruce and his parents stumbled into an alley called Crime Alley---
Boomstick: That's convenient!
Wiz: Yes well, a low life criminal named Joe Chill murderd his parents right in front of him!
Boomstick: THATS JUST COLD!
Wiz: Batman was pretty much raised by their butler, Alfred Pennyworth. Bruce dedicated his life to avenging his parents deaths and with his great wealth, he went to the greatest sh oops in the world and became one of the (or the) smartest people in the world. His IQ is ten points higher than Einsteins!
Boomstick: Well, butter my biscuits!
Wiz: Bruce also learned EVERY fighting style in the world! Including Kung Fu, Tae Kwon Doe, Karate, Judo & more than 160 more! More of his skills are being a extremely great stratigist and an escape artist. Bruce is also at peak physical strength being able to bench press 1000 pounds and lift 2000 with his legs.
Boomstick: so this guys like Chuck Norris X5?
Wiz: Pretty much. He also is the worlds Greatest Detective.
Batsuit-
- Bulletproof
- Survival suit
- Flame/shock resistance
- Blades on gloves
- Night Vision
- Detects heat/heartbeat
Gadgets-
- Batarang's
- Grappling gun
- Smoke Pellets
- Tear Gas Pellets
- Flash Grenades
- Explosives
- Explosive Gel
- Shock Gloves
- Stungun
- Rebreather
- Lock Pick
- Bat-Cuffs
- Bat Rope
- Gas Mask
- Kryptonyite Ring
Wiz: Batman has actually gained access to a Green lantern ring & a yellow lantern ring. Lantern rings give the user: Superhuman strength, Flight, Energy blasts, Energy constructs, Space travel, force fields, mind control, time travel, dimension traveling & Energy absorbtion.
Boomstick: Like Green Lantern?
Wiz: Yes. Also, when Darkseid took Damien Wayne's corpse, The Justice League built Batman a suit called the Hellbat. Bruce actually beat Darkseid!!!!!!!! The Hellbat suit gives powers like: Super Strength, speed, agility & Durability, Flight, energy blasts & a chest blast. The suit also can regenerate itself! He also is the owner of the Justice League watchtower which is capable of delivering a blast equal to a Nuclear Missile.
Feats-
- Avoided unavoidable omega beams
- Outsmarted Metron (The frickin' God of knowledge!)
- Beat the whole JLA
- Is the leader of the JLA
- Broke into Area 51 & 52
- Stile Green Lanterns ring
- Defeated Darkseid
- Escaped the Lasso of truth
- Can defeat anyone with enough prep time
Batman: I'm Batman!