Bart Simpson vs Kick Buttowski is an Episode of DEATH BATTLE!, featuring Bart Simpson from The Simpsons and Kick Buttowski from Kick
Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil.
Description[]
Fox vs Disney!, Two Daredevils of Cartoons who are Kids. Who Can Win?
Introduction[]
Skyblazero: These two are too Daredevils.
Anti-Sky: And both are also Kids of Cartoons!
Skyblazero: And these Daredevils are Bart Simpson, The Simpsons's Prankster and Homer Simpson's Son!
Anti-Sky: And Kick Buttowski, the Suburban Daredevil of Mellowbrook!
Skyblazero: I'm Skyblazero and He's Anti-Sky!
Anti-Sky: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to see who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Bart Simpson[]
Skyblazero: Bartholomew JoJo Simpson Aka Bart Simpson is the Son of Homer and Marge Simpson.
Anti-Sky: Bart Simpson is known for being a Prankster who ocasionally takes things a Little So Far!
Skyblazero: Bart actually has a Slingshot can be used to fire stuff like Rocks. Also has Cherry Bombs, which are strong to turn the Toilers into Geysers!
Anti-Sky: And Bart has a Skateboard allows him to move faster, that's Cool!
Skyblazero: He also has a Magic Book allows Bart the ability to summon the undead. Bart also has a Bunch of Fire Weapons like HandGuns, Shot-Guns, Machine Guns and Grenades and he is a Kid!
Anti-Sky: That's some really Fucking Amazing since he is a Kid!
Skyblazero: Bart has many Alter-Egos and here's a List of them:
- Bartman
- Has a Cape for Gliding
- Has a Grappling Hook
- Stretch Dude
- Can stretch his Limbs
- Bartzilla
- Turns Bart huge as Godzilla
- Can Shoot Fire
- Has Increased Strenght
- Has Size Manipulation
Anti-Sky: And Bart Simpson also can pull off a JoJo move his Stopwatch, allowing him to Stop the Godamn Time! It's even crazier that his Middle Name is JoJo!
Skyblazero: And Bart Simpson can also transform into a Vampire, which allows him to Levitate and Suck Blood. His WereWolf Form Allows him to use WereWolf Abilities like Having Claws and Enchanted Senses. His Zombie Form allows Bart Simpson have the ability to Eat Brains, And his Astral Form Ability lets him turn into a Ghost and Possibly Posses People!
Anti-Sky: Also Bart Simpson is Sorprendently Strong! Can Make an Ostrich to go Unconcious by Strangling It, and has matched the Principal Skinner in Strenght Before, the same guy who can plow through roads!
Skyblazero: And also Bart Simpson actually has survived being strangled by Homer Simpson on a Daily Basis and has survived Falling off a Building!
Anti-Sky: However Bart yet has his Weaknesses. Bart's Zombie Ability is Guantered to Back Fire on Him, Bartzilla has a Time Limit, his Inteligence is very Inconcsistent, has Attention Deficit Disorder, is allergic to Butterscotch, imitation Butterscoth, glow-in-the-dark monster make-up, and is shrimp and cauliflower!
Skyblazero: But don't mess up with The Simpsons's Prankster!
Bart Simpson: Eat my shorts!
Kick Buttowski[]
Skyblazero: Once upon a Time in a Suburban Neighborhood, there lived a Daredevil who's dream to become the World's Greatest Daredevil!
Anti-Sky: And his Name is Kick Buttowski!
Skyblazero: He born into a town named Mellowbrook along with his two Siblings Brad and Brianna, Kick's Only Goal in Life was to become a Daredevil!
Anti-Sky: I'm really proud of his Awesome Dream!
Skyblazero. After Meeting his Best Friend Gunther at a Young Age, his Quest to Become the World's Greatest Daredevil was Set in Motion!
Anti-Sky: And also Kick has an Above Average Strenght, has Great Speed, Fast Reflexes and Great Combat Skills!
Skyblazero: And there's a List of his Weapons:
- Skateboard
- Hockey Stick
- Cheetah Chug
- Ballon Animal Cheetah Chug Bomb
- Gunther's Fart in a Jar
- Go Kart
- Bike
- Viking Shield
Anti-Sky: And Kick actually Completed 2 Months of Missed Homework assignements in one night, Battled an Unbeatable and Rigged Obstacle Course, Build a Giant Robot T-Rex out of Jink in one day with Gunther's Help, Tanked one of Gunter's Farts when Gunter consumed a Blueberry that end up making a Giant Blast Around the Planet, Survived the Wilderness, beated his older brother Brad in a Fight, Perfomed Numerous Life Threatening Stunts, Escaped a Viking Store, Drove through Solid Rock, Battled a Giant Queen Rat, Somehow escaped and subdued an army of Alligators while in the sewers and he Completed a Stunt that not a Proffesional Stuntment could do with Gunter's Help!
Skyblazero: But Kick has his Weaknesses.
Anti-Sky: True, If he losses his Helmet, he'll quit being a Daredevil, Lost his Daredevil Status in Kendall in Role Reversal, is Arrogant, has an Crazed Fan and Cousin, can be easily knocked out, relies on Gunther's Help to help him with his Sunts, and the Girly Stuff!
Skyblazero: But we don't mess up with Kick Buttowski!
Anti-Sky: True, he is yet the Suburban Daredevil of Mellbrook!
Kick Buttowski: If you can't win with strenght, find another way.
Intermission[]
Skyblazero: Alright, the Combatants are Set it's time to solve this Debate once and for All!
Anti-Sky: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Pre-Fight[]
Kick was into a Skate Park with Gunther using his Skateboard as everyone was clapping in emotion at Kick.
Bart was there too using his Skateboard but nobody was clapping him so Bart was jelous of Kick.
Bart: Oh dude, I need to burn that Skateboard!
Kick got distracted as Bart used a Lighter burning Kick's Skateboard.
Kick: Soups!
Kick then angrily Kicks Bart and asked him.
Kick: Hey, why do you burned my Skateboard?
Bart: Is better you stay down dude.
Bart aimed a Rock from his Slingshot at Kick.
Kick: It's On, Punk.
FIGHT!!!
Fight[]
Bart first shoot Rocks at Kick who dodged and he then jumped at Bart uppercutting him to the ground.
Then Bart gets up and both started a Fist-Fight until Kick threw Blows at Bart who smacked Kick aside with his Skateboard sending Kick almost unconcious to a Wall.
Kick then used his Hockey Stick as Bart used his Skateboard and both started a Sword Fight clashing Weapons until Bart tried to smack Kick who jumps over the Skateboard and smacks Bart 2 times with his Hockey Stick and he then Kicked Bart to a Wall.
Then Kick grabs Sand and threw it to Bart's Eyes who yelled into Pain and then Kick grabbed Bart's Skateboard and Smacks Bart to the ground and Kick then put the Skateboard to the ground kicking it sending it to a Wall.
Bart: Ay Carumba!
Bart then get grabbed by the Shirt and got Punched many times being Beat Up until Bart pushed Kick away and then he pulled out Cherry Bombs.
Kick: Soups!
Kick runs as Bart threw Cherry Bombs at Kick.
Bart: Oh dude, this man is pretty fas-
Kick threw a Painfully Kick ends up making Bart cannot end up his phrase and got kicked to the ground.
Bart then gets up as Kick pulled out a Cheetah Chug XE drinking it and his body starts to feel energized. Then Kick runs at Bart who screams Punching Him Brutally beating him up as all the people who was in the Skate Park was getting Scared and Gunther was animating Kick.
Bart ends up falling hurt to the ground bleeding a little bit, Kick then was walking to Bart grabbing him by his Hair and Kicking Bart to a Wall knocking him.
Kick then walls up to Bart and said.
Kick: Are you ready to give up?
Kick then used his Hockey Stick starting to smack Bart many times until he ends up into the ground.
Gunther: Good job Kick, you was Awesome on the Fight!
Kick: Thank you Gunther, well now I give a lession to that Kid, so.... What now? I already have not a Skateboard...
Suddenly Bart gets up and becomes into Bartman.
Bartman: Eat My Shorts!
Kick then walks to see Bart and before he was gonna give a Reply, Bart punched Kick's Face.
Kick: Alright, if you don't win with strenght. Find other way.
Bartman started to threw Blows at Kick who is dodging and he then Uppercuts Bartman to the sky kicking him to the Ground.
Then Bartman gets up and both starts punching Eachother until Kick kicked Bart in aside and he then got the idea of use Bart's Skateboard and use it to smack him and kick Bart to the ground.
Kick then was beating up Bartman until Bartman kicked Kick aside and pushed Kick down.
Bartman: Well, is better you stay down dude.
Kick tried to Punch Bart but Bartman used the Stopwatch, stopping the Time.
Bartman then grabs his Skateboard and then he put Cherry Bombs making a Explosion Kick tanked but was into the ground as Time returns to normal.
Kick then got up as Bartman got surprised.
Bartman: Wow, your though. I think I need use Bartzilla to take you down dude!
Bartman then turns into Bartzilla as Kick was looking Bartzilla with a serious exprettion and Bartzilla was shooting Fire at Kick who was dodging easily running around Bartzilla and this was burning the Skate Park and everyone who was here was running out of the fire running away and Bartzilla was dodging more fire at Kick who dodged Easily and this ends up making Bartzilla ends up roaring angrily as everyone who was seeing it was scared and Bartzilla shoots More Fire at Kick who outrun of it.
Then Bartzilla tried to bite Kick's Head Off but then Bart returned to normal.
Bart: Yikes!
Kick: So your done now?
Bart launched Cherry Bombs at Kick who was dodging them and Kick jumped kicking Bart.
Kick: Let's end this!
Kick was throwing blows at Bart who tried to hit Kick but Kick easily dodged and stills punching Bart until Kick punched Bart with a Last Fist was strong enough how to make Bart's Head ends up out of its Body and it landed into the ground into a Puddle of Blood
K.O!
Kick decides run out of the Skate Park as everyone was happy by Kick.
Gunter: Congrats Kick, you ends up beating that Kid!
Kick: Yes, i know Gunter, if you can't win with Strenght, find another way.
The Simpson's Family suddenly see Kick killed Bart so they started to cry by Bart's Death.
Results[]
Anti-Sky: Holy shit, it was epic!
Skyblazero: Bart has much more arsenal than Kick.
Anti-Sky: Kick was a better fighter and has strenght and he constantly fought Bratt and Gunter who tanked That Gunter's Fart was able to make a Giant Blast Around the Planet!
Skyblazero: And Kick also was durable by this Blast and might just 1 shot Bart.
Anti-Sky: It seems Kick ends up making Bart ends up eating his Own Shorts!
Skyblazero: The Winner is: Kick Buttowski