Description[]
Goodbye
my sanity
Intro[]
(Music - Welcome (Old))
Bart Simpson, the oldest Simpson child who should be fighting Buttercup
Bubsy the Bobcat, the... bobcat whose potential was ruined by Accolade
These two have stopped aliens from stealing random shit, but who is better... in winning a fight I mean
Why would you want to eat Bart's shorts?[]
(Music - Cursed Homer Simpson Sings A Song)
Bart is the child of karen Marge and R64 Homer Simpson. He was taught how to drive as such a young age (watch Barthood) and served as a mascot for pads that stop babies from having bad breath and Butterfingers. When Lisa was born, Bart grew jelly and the parents did NOTHING to stop the potential sibling rivalry, but instead give Bart a creepy clown bed.
Needless to say, Bart attempted to run away, but said her first word, which was "Bart".
Background[]
- Name: Bartholomew JoJo Simpson
- Has a lot of ex-girlfriends (tho not on the same level as Brian Griffin)
- 10 years old for YEARS
- Hero: Krusty the Clown
- Was once an obsession of Stewie Griffin
- Number one enemy of space mutants
Bart maybe a horrible student, but he's a skilled prankster and skateboarder. He's got a slingshot, glasses that can let him see aliens, a skateboard, a stopwatch that stops time, cherry-bombs, spray cans, a book of magic that can rise the dead! He can stretch his limbs a long distance, survive a nuke that wiped Springfield, and outran cannons and gunfire. When he was Bartman, he flew across stars and solar systems quickly, putting well past light speed, or something.
Bartman[]
- Super speed
- Grappling hook
- Batterang like things
- Pipe
- Cape the can glide
Speaking of Bartman, he can glide onto sexy platforms with his cape, has a grappling hook, batterangs, and a pipe!
Bart-SHUT THE HELL UP HOMER!
Cursed Homer: *cries*
As I was saying, Bart has saved Springfield countless of times, from aliens, supervillians, and E-PA! With Lisa's help, he cleared Krusty's name and foiled Sideshow Bob's plans many, many times. He even mooned Australia!
Feats[]
- Survived a nuke that wiped Springfield
- Quickly flew across stars and solar systems
- Cleared Krusty's name
- Took over Kamp Krusty
- Outran cannon and gunfire
- Knows how to drive since he was a toddler
- Immuned to Burger²
- Mooned Australia
- Defeated Space Mutants, Kang & Kodos, Sideshow Bob, and the cast of Simpsons Wrestling
But even with all of that, Bart is still just a kid. He's allergic to shrimp and cauliflower, has a bad experience with keeping a girlfriend, and zombies. Zombies would just try to eat him. He regularly fails school and is completely reckless.
However, you shouldn't underestimate Bart Simpson.
Bart Simpson: Ay caramba!
AHHHHHHH SHUDDUP, BUBSY![]
(Music - Furbitten Planet)
Bubsy once owned a huge yarn ball collection. AND THEN THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED!
???: Wrong show, dumbass
Shit. Anyway, he had a nice collection of yarn balls, until a bunch of armless aliens called the Woolies stole it cause... fuck if I know. So he decided get them back
Background[]
- Name: Bubsy
- Has a pet armadillo named Arnold
- Worse than a truck
- Thinks highly of himself and his game designers (if he only knew)
- His cartoon was sponsored by Taco Bell
- Is hated by gamers, his game designers, and even Sonic Passion (here's a MagicMush video about it)
Bubsy has shirts that can make him invisible, battery-like-things that can make him invincible, shirts can give him a shield, a Nerf Ballzooka (yes, really), smart bombs, time-traveling holes, a slingshot, a diving suit, flying machines that has a Nerf Ballzooka mounted on it- GASP! That's quite a lot. Anyway, those flying machines are a spaceship and an airplane. And the diving suit makes him slower underwater, but he can still jump.
Bubsy also has an air bubble that like the diving suit but let's him move at his regular speed, atoms that can be thrown and blow up enemies, a lightning shield, scuba gear, a jetpack, and an explosive corn dog. Damnit I'm hungry now. Oh, uh, he has this TV remote that can mess with the TV settings, tho this might not be useful because of it's ambiguity.
He beat Rob to the punch, bitch.
But his best bet is Virgil Reality Helmet. Created by Virgil Reality, this helmet can bring user's IMAGINATION to life to the point it could potentially stop war, end famon, and possibly save the entire planet, or destroy it. Unfortunately, it's in the hand of this idiot. It can make amusement parks, teleport, warp reality, and maybe even. It's all in the user's IMAGINATION. Tho you have to be more specific. You can wish to fly, only for you and others high in the sky. Safe to say, that cat should NOT have that thing.
But enough with these weapons, let's talk about this bobcat. He can glide, somehow, can pounce strong enough destroyed large cracked boulders with no struggle, and claws that can let him climb and scratch up enemies. He run fast up to 25.5 mph, but can't control his speed and slip & slide everywhere. Wether this is poor gameplay design or players having a skill-issue is up to you. He's smart enough to trick people into lowering their guard and once erected a fully functional rocket from all the parts he found in seconds. He has toon force and can even break the fourth-wall! ...FUCK!-
Feats[]
- Survived the vacuum of space
- Saved Mother Goose herself
- The topic of one Jontron's best videos (I personally never seen it yet)
- Survived floating on orange lava
- Saved all of his yarn balls
- Defeated the Woolies, Oinker P. Hamm, and Allie Cassandra & her minions Sid & Buzz
- Was awarded "Most hyped for a character" by the magazine "Electronic Gaming Monthly" in 1993
- His 3D game won the Gold X Award (Which was a real award given to the game by Playstation Extreme Magazine where it was awarded a 93% positive score, surprisingly)
However, while he's not an idiot, he's reckless, doesn't know when to stop talking, can't swim, has little to no experience using the Virgil Reality Helmet to the point it be used against him, most of his power-ups and weapons are temporary or have limited ammo, and, well, is hated by EVERYONE. Even his game designers, to the point they executed plushies of him. Damn, and he PRAISED them. Just... damn.
But you really should not mess with this guy's-er, bobcat's yarn balls, cause you may never know his annoying 'purr'sonality maybe just an act to take you down.
Bubsy: What could paws-sibly go wrong?
Pre-Fight[]
(Music - Cut)
We cut to the Simpsons' house where we see Bart in the living room, playing Bubsy 3D.
Bart: Man, this game sucks!
Bubsy turns around pissed and jumps out the TV, destroying the glass.
Bart: What the f-
FIGHT![]
(Music - No Strings Attached)
Bart was slapped across the face by Bubsy. Bart responded with a slap across Bubsy's face, but Bubsy slapped back, but Bart retaliates by punching Bubsy in the nose. As Bubsy stumbles back in pain, Bart takes out his slingshot and started pelting the bobcat with rocks.
Bubsy: Ow! Ouch! Hey! Owie! Quit it!
Bubsy dove into the kitchen, took out his slingshot, and started firing back at Bart, who dove into the next room. Two began to go into all out slingshot war throughout the living room, destroying windows and the fish tank. Bubsy ran into the living room and slipped on the water, even tho the room is carpeted, and fell on his back.
Bart: *laughs*
Bubsy jumped and pounced onto Bart.
Bart: OOF!
The two alien fighters got into a quick scuffle in the other part of the living room, ending with Bart kicking Bubsy out through the big window, shattering it. Bart ran out the front door and began to pelt rocks at the bobcat again. Bubsy took out his Nerf Ballzooka and start firing at Bart, hitting him with balls. When Bubsy ran out of ammo, he chucked the gun at Bart, hitting him in the head.
Bart: OW!
Bart rubbed his head in pain as he watched Bubsy ran off. Bart gritted his teeth, got up, took out his skateboard, got on it, and skate off after Bubsy.
Bubsy: I know it was 'cow'ardly for me to 'flea', but sometimes you just gotta-
Bart: Eat my shorts!
Bubsy: Huh?
The bobcat turned his head around to see the lemon colored child skating behind him. Bart saw a ramp and skate off it, sending him flying.
Bart: Cowabunga!
Bubsy's pupils shrank and Bart and his skateboard landed on top of him, sending both to the ground. Bart quickly got up and started to kick Bubsy in the gut and chest repeatedly until a car stop in front of them, laying on the horn.
Bart: Hey, I'm in the middle of something!
Bart looked back down and saw Bubsy disappeared.
Bart: Where did he-?
Bubsy: YAAAAAAAA!
Bubsy threw an atom at Bart, but the spikey haired kid jumped out of the way, causing the car to explode instead.
Bart: Holy crap!
Bubsy: There's more where that came from!
Bubsy than spam throwing atoms (he probably can't do this, but I don't give much of a shit today). Bart kept dodging, with everything else exploding.
Jinx: HOLY SHIT!
Peanut: Huh, neat.
Bubsy threw one more atom, with the explosion knocking Bart to the ground. Bubsy began to pounce, but before he could hit the child, Bart took out his stopwatch and pressed the button, stopping time. Bart chuckled as he got up. He walk into a store, got some cherries bombs, a lighter, and some tape.He the cherries bombs onto Bubsy's crotch area and lit the fuses. Bart quickly hid behind some bushes and time resumed. Bubsy landed on the ground confused before-
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Bubsy: YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Bart: *laughs*
Bubsy growls in anger, charged at Bart, took out his claws, and scratched deep into Bart's cheek. Bart felt his cheek bleeding and looked at Bubsy in anger, but that anger was quickly replaced with fear at he saw Bubsy glaring him with his claws out.
Bart: *screams*
Bart quickly ran past the bobcat, got onto his skateboard, and quickly skated away with Bubsy chasing him.
Bubsy: Hey! Get back here!
Bart skate fast, but Bubsy was faster. However, Bubsy was too fast and crash onto Bart, sending them both into a dumpster.
Bart: Ewww, gross dude! Is this your home?
Bubsy: Why I outta-wait, do you feel that?
The dumpster then began to move toward a slope down. The both combatants look down at the slope, then each other.
Bart: This all your fault!
Bubsy: Oh, that's bullcrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
The dumpster sped down the slope at high speeds, Causing the two to scream fear, before they began to punch each other. As they punch each other, they notice a huge road block. Bart quickly put on his Bartman costume and use his grappling hook to swing out of the dumpster, leaving Bubsy alone. As the dumpster hit the road block, it sent Bubsy flying. The bobcat crashed into the side of Kwik-E-Mart. Bartman landed a few feet away from him and start throwing batterangs at Bubsy. The bobcat barely dodged the batterangs when Bartman decide to change tactics and started to blitz poor Bubsy.
Bubsy: *points to the street* Look! A jaywalker!
Bartman turned his head to the street, seeing nothing before realizing something.
Bartman: Hey, wait a minute, I don't care about jaywalkers.
Bartman turn his head back to see Bubsy disappeared... again.
Bartman: D'oh! Where did he go now-?
Bartman then received a brutal kick to the dick. And then several punches and kicks to his head and chest, arms and legs. After slamming Bartman's head on the wall and slamming him into the trashcan, the Shadow Shirt wore off and Bubsy was now seen to the naked eye again.
Bubsy: Looks like he didn't roll with the 'punches'.
Bubsy began to walk off when Bartman, bleeding, got out of the trashcan and ran up to Bubsy, with the bobcat not noticing. Bartman took out a batterang and stabbed him in the shoulder.
Bubsy: AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
Bartman: Do the Bartman!
Bartman stretched one of his arms and wrapped it around Bubsy's neck, strangling the forgotten video game character.
Bartman: Shhhh. Shhhhhh. Sleep, little kitty-
Bubsy then jabbed his thumb into Bartman's eye, claw out. Bartman yelled out in pain as he let go of Bubsy and cover his eye. Taking his chance, Bubsy slashed Bartman several times before kicking him away, causing the superkid to crash onto the wall of the Kwik-E-Mart, cracking it.
(Music - Yummy Destruction)
Bubsy pulled the batterang out of his shoulder. He saw a lone jacket on the ground, ripped off a sleeve and wrapped it around his shoulder.
Bubsy: Look, kid, tell you what. You take back what you said about my game, and we can forget ALL about t'hiss'.
Bartman: Hell... fucking... NO!
Bubsy: So be 'fit'.
Bubsy charged at Bartman, only for the superhero to take out a spray can, spraying red paint onto the bobcat's eyes.
Bubsy: AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! You son of a-
Bartman punched the bobcat in the nose before using his grappling hook to get on the Kwik-E-Mart roof. Bubsy managed to wipe the paint off his eyes and saw Bartman taking out his Book of Magic.
Bartman: Cullen. Rayburn. Narz. Trebek.
The ground began to rumble, scaring Bubsy. He quickly took out his remote and pressed a button.
Bartman: Zabar, Kressge, Caldor, Wal-Mar-
(Music - )
Everything was quiet. No word left Bartman's mouth. He looked confused. He tried to say something, but nothing came out. Why was there no sound? Why can't he speak? Why is a bomb wearing a cap coming at him- SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!
The bomb exploded, sending Bartman flying, crashing onto the street, hard. And then the sound came back.
(Music - Plankton/Final Boss)
Bubsy landed in front of him, holding a can-battery-thing (here's the page so you can understand what fuck I'm talking about). Bartman got up and punched Bubsy... and nothing happened. Bartman punched again. And nothing happened- Bubsy then decked Bartman in the face, followed by several punches to the face and gut before finishing off with an uppercut to the chin. Bubsy then took out the Virgil Reality Helmet and put it on.
Bubsy: I wish you, my lemon colored friend who is being dressed like a superhero, could fly. What could paws-sibly go wrong?
Bartman was then teleported high into the sky. Bartman yelped in fear and covered his eyes.
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.
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Bartman uncovered his eyes and saw he is floating (he DID flew across solar systems as Bartman).
Bartman: Ha! Looks like you wasted your last wish!
Bubsy: *deadpan look* I wish you were normal.
Bartman's costume disappeared, leaving Bart back to his orange shirt and blue shorts.
Bart: ...uh oh.
Bart then fell at high speeds. Bart could only scream in fear before he could-
CRACK!
Bart hit the ground hard, breaking all of his bones and bleeding everywhere. He died on impact.
Bubsy put away the Virgil Reality Helmet and nodded at the scene. He turned to a nearby television store and jumped through a TV at the window display, destroying the window and TV glass.
K.O.![]
The Simpsons were at the house, assessing the damage, when Chief Wiggum knocked at the front door. As Homer and Marge open the door, Wiggum put his hat on his chest.
Arnold Armadillo was sleeping on the couch, only to be startled awake when Bubsy kicked open the door in a certain pose.
Results[]
(Music - Field Yield)
Huh, what do you know? Bubsy won. Now I'm pretty sure that this is incorrect, but this is a rushed April Fools special, so I don't give much of a shit.
Bart was faster and more durable than the bobcat, but Bubsy was much smarter, seeing he could trick people into lower their guard while Bart fails at school regularly, had a wider range of deadlier weapons, stronger, and had more fighting experience
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Bart Simpson
- Faster
- More durable
- Lacks toon force
- Smaller range of less deadlier weapons
- Dumber (tho that's a bit debatable)
- Could fall for Bubsy's tricks
- Chanting spells could be muted by Bubsy's remote (debatable)
Bubsy the Bobcat
- Stronger
- Smarter (debatable)
- Wider range of deadlier weapons
- More combat experience
- Can counter Bart's weapons like Book of Magic
- Slower
- Weaker durability
- Reckless
- His game designers hate him
Anyway, now that this shitty fight is over. The winner is Bubsy the Bobcat.
But hey! If you disagree with this, you have my full permission to make a tabber of this fight.
Bunny Cat4 out, PEACE!
Trivia[]
Connections[]
- Both are characters from the 90s that stop aliens from stealing random stuff and their names start with a B
General[]
- This is an April Fools special with everything kinda rushed
- Despite this, this is taken seriously
- This is Bunny Cat4's first April Fools special
- This battle was first teased at 9/30/2022 right here
- Jinx and Peanut from domsauce's Spacewrecked makes a cameo here
- This is the second fight Bunny Cat4 has ever completed
- Bart makes a reference to Puss in Boots: The Last Wish