Description[]
Mattel vs Street Fighter, two best friends, two blonde Kens, who will win a DEATH BATTLE
Interlude[]
Wiz: Best friends,they're always there for you.
Boomstick: I wish I had a best friend
Wiz: Barbie and Ken, Mattel's iconic duo.
Boomstick: And Ryu and Ken, Street Fighter's top fighting duo. 'He’s Wiz and i’m Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Barbie and Ken[]
Wiz: Barbie and Ken, the perfect couple.
Boomstick: Or the people that set unattainable couple goals for young women. Tomato,Tomato.
Wiz: Barbe is over 60 years old.
Boomstick:Damn she looks good for 60. What kind of moisturizer does she use?
Wiz: Probaly some kind of magic.
Boomstick: Barbie has magic? What in the actual fuck?
Wiz: Well, Barbie has had many jobs over the years, but her main one is being an actress.
Boomstick: So she's just pretending she has magic then.
Wiz: No actually. In the blooper reels of the Barbie movies, it shows that Barbie actually has magic, and can even control how small or big her attacks are.
Boomstick: What about Ken. Is he just there for moral support?
Wiz: Nope,Ken is actualy a skilled inventor, in the Barbie life in the dreamhouse series. He has invented a firing tennis ball machine and even an AI which turns out to be evil.
Boomstick Are you telling me Ken is the Hank Pym of the barbie universe?
Wiz: I suppose that's one way to put it.
Boomstick and I thought the ponies surprised me.
Wiz: Barbie and Ken work well as a team and can do anything they put their mind to.
Boomstick and we should mention Barbie has a freakin death note.
Wiz: Well, that's a bit hyperbole, but Barbie does has access to a notebook in which she can write any wish she wants and it would come true. Although it can't be used in anger.
Boomstick: Well that's lame. But what's not lame is Barbie can freakin alter reality itself.
Wiz: The Goddess of the galaxy doll made a statement that she could, however in Barbie canon, there is no actual evidence to suggest she can do that. We've only heard statements about that power, not seen it in action.
Boomstick:So Barbie has magic, a death note and that's it? That's awesome. I love barbie. Get rid of gender stereotypes.
Wiz:And Barbie has had plenty of careers over the years, including some that requires some combat skill, she has been a boxer, a martial artist, served in the military, and she's even been a spy.
Boomstick: Barbie as a spy? At this point i'm not even going to question it.
Ryu and Ken[]
Wiz:: Ryu, the wandering warrior was abandoned very young. and was adopted by Gouken.Ken Masters was born to a hotel tycoon and to stop him from becoming a spoiled brat. sent him to live to Japan
Boomstick: Did they bond over parental trauma, if so where do I sign up to join the club?
Wiz:They would be trained in the same dojo together, learning the art of the Martial Art Amsatsuken other known as Assassination fist,but only the non lethal version
Boomstick: Because nothing says non lethal like the name Assassination fist
Wiz: Ryu and Ken both have mastered the art of ki and how to manipulate it. Ki is the energy that everything is made up of in the street fighter universe.
Boomstick:When Ryu was 23, he left the dojo to be the wandering warrior. And boy did he wander.
Wiz:Since we're using comp barbie, it's only fair to use comp Ryu and that means, Marvel vs Capcom. The ki in the Marvel vs Capcom series is said to be a stronger energy than the infnity gems of that universe.
Boomstick: And he's also officaly a power ranger. Yep, Ryu wandered into the Power Rangers universe and in the game battle for the grid
DEATH BATTLE[]
Analysis[]
Connections[]
Both duos are best friends since childhood, they both have a blonde ken in the duo, they're both iconic faces of their respective genres (Toy Lines and fighting games) and they both are known for having crossovers.