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Introduction[]
Banjo and Kazooie Vs Croc, which of these 3D platformer will win in Death Battle!
Beginning[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY
Wiz: 3D platforming games, in this game where you travel all around the place collecting items with the first 3D platformer being Crash Bandicoot.
Boomstick: And these two platformers are the best of what they do. Like Banjo and Kazooie, the duo who save Tooty from evil Gruntilda.
Wiz: And Croc, the hero for the Gobbos!
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Banjo and Kazooie[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhKyk-4j6I&list=PLFA7714E316F2CB06&index=15
Wiz: In gruntilda's Lair, Gruntilda Winkybunion is the wicked witch in her lair rubbing her hands as she invented a machine that can suck out physical beauty where she can use it to turn her beautiful.
Boomstick: So, when she learn that Tooty is prettier and sweeter than her from the bubbling cauldron. Well, it was obvious. Just compared each other, Tooty is like a flower and Gruntilda is a green sticky boot.
Wiz: Wanting to become beautiful, she jump oner her broomstick flying in the sky when she captured Tooty, and so Banjo and Kazooie must travel around grabbing Jiggy, Musical notes, and Jinos to have the hope to saver her from the clutches from Gruntilda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPUn5biib1c&list=PLFA7714E316F2CB06&index=6
Boomstick: From the training from bottle, they travel from Spiral mountain, Gobi's Vally, and many places. He have many abilities of double jumps, forward roll, claw swipes, and swimming dog paddles.
Wiz: While swimming Kazooie get out of the backpack and swim like a torpedo destroying huge rocks in the way.
Boomstick: To get in the air, they use Shock jump pad to increase the height of their jump! (Pull out one.) As I will show how it work!
Wiz: I don't think you should. (Boomstick get launch through the ceiling into air.) While we wait for him to come back, they can use Talon Trot where Kazzoie lift Banjo and start running to increase speed, Rat-A-Tat rap where it is air attack where Kazooie pecks forward three times, Becky barge where Banjo crouches as Kazooie use a thrusting forward attack, and... (Boomstick crash into the ground.) Tell you shouldn't do it.
Boomstick: But sometime you have to live like Larry and Live! He used to need fight pad to fly, in the second game he can fly without it using red feathers to fly in the air shooting different eggs to using beak bomb where Kazooie rocket forward like a missile.
Wiz: Other moves are Beak buster that Kazooie stretches her beak downward to slam into the ground.
Boomstick: Bill drill where Kozooie stretches her beak down as she spins wildly and slams down, acting like some sort of dive-bombing drill crushing rocks. Kazooie can shoot many eggs coming with different of flavors! If you want plain scrabble eggs, then get blue eggs. If you want something more spicy, then pull out fire eggs.
Wiz: Please don't tell me that you eat the eggs!
Boomstick: What, they look delicious. I have ice eggs, battery eggs that taste shocking, avoided the grenades egg, eat the golden eggs, and eat those red egg with yellow spots.
Wiz: You just ate Clockworth eggs!
Boomstick: What so special about it?
Wiz: There small robotic Kazooie that explode!
Boomstick: Well, that is a problem. (Then smoke then come out of his mouth as they heard explosion.) Now that spicy!
Wiz: He have the golden feathers that protect Banjo and Kazooie from any danger to the magic wand.
Boomstick: Don't tell me that we're using the third game.
Wiz: What wrong with the game.
Boomstick: It not a 3D adventure. It just a racing game.
Wiz: It still count, so it can be use to wack foes to summon vehicles and lifting a giant trash can weighing 4,853,069 Kilograms. The vehicle come with forcefield, freezeezy ray that shoot ice cubes, welder breathes, torpedoes that home into foes, and lasers.
Boomstick: In Breegull bayonet, Banjo carry Kazooie like a rifle and shoot eggs.
Wiz: When facing with Gruntilda, they call out with the force of Jinjonator with the help from Jinjos where they fly into the slamming into the foes.
Boomstick: They can lift the golden statue that should be weighing 19,000,000 pounds to crushing boulders with a force of 52,200,000,000 pounds. That like if 72 Empire State building crushing in the rock!
Wiz: Banjo and Kazooie have survived Grunty magic blasts that destroy their house with even killing bottle.
Boomstick: Don't worry, he got resurrect, and they taken missiles to crushed by Stompasarus with force of 100,000,000,000,000 joules to destroy a town.
Wiz: They have kept up with dragonfly that fly 60 miles per hour to able to ride planes that travel 7,672,69 miles per hour.
Boomstick: And they fought Gruntilda vehicles that have enough power to destroy spiral mountain that equal to destroy a town. With them defeating Gruntilda, they were able to relax at the beach. You guy deserve it!
9:58 - 11:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAgIx_fwWKU
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Banjo_%26_Kazooie
https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/5biazv/respect_banjo_and_kazooie_banjokazooie/
https://www.deviantart.com/contraneo/art/Banjo-and-Kazooie-gets-JIGGY-with-Death-Battle-800365780
Croc[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZNZKnuGYoc
Wiz: In the forest island, they're a race called Gobbos. They are fuzzball that are ruled by different kings who control each portion of the kingdom, so every year the high priestess who would announce which kitchen utensil would be good luck if put down the front of their pants.
Boomstick: Wait a minute, they wear pants!
Wiz: Apprently, and with from electric can opener, three minute egg timer, and the soupspoon.
Boomstick: There are village with a king, one speak gibberish, and one wear cowboy costumes. They're the sailor king who think the world is flat, but everybody know the world is actually on eight sided dice.
Wiz: You mean octakaidecagon.
Boomstick: Sure? Well in the Gobbo valley they found baby Croc floating in a basket who was send by his parents send him away to avoid the evil Baron Dante, A evil ruler who turn harmless creatures into evil monsters.
Wiz: So, the Gobbos raised him like their own kind with them teaching him how to walk, run, how to fight, until...
Boomstick: The fire nation attack!
Wiz: Not them, Baron Dante invade the land with his armies taking the Gobbos with few escaping where the king give Croc a backpack where beany come to teleport Croc away where the king get captured.
Boomstick: He traveling the land trying to find his family back and the king from Baron Dante!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G63REExa8yw
Wiz: He can spin his tail 360 degrees turn and stomp that shake the ground.
Boomstick: Is there anything else? No punching, anything.
Wiz: He do have sidestep to avoid attacks, flip jump, and a triple jump.
Boomstick: He carry crystals that take a hit for croc. He is carrying 99 crystals, so that means he lifting 218,257 pounds.
Wiz: He can use jellies to increase jump height with orange the smallest jump to red being the largest jump.
Boomstick: A TNT crate that can blow up walls and doors.
Wiz: Balloons allow him to float in the air to a torch to be used to illuminate the nearby area that could burn foes.
Boomstick: They're his plane that equip with guns to dodge fireballs.
Wiz: And Beany the bird who can teleport and help Croc to fly in the air.
Boomstick: Croc have Push five metal crates weighing in 66,158 pounds and can break five metal crates with a force of 6,000,000 pounds.
Wiz: He can harm Baron Dante who didn't get hurt with fall from the mountain into the bottom without getting hurt with Croc must hit with force of 2,023,280,494 pounds.
Boomstick: Catch up to jetpack traveling 575 miles per hour to dodging shockwaves that travel 827.6664 miles per hour.
Wiz: He fought Dante who is able to create smaller version of the continent should at least be country level with power of 100 Teraton. enough to destroy country. And he is taking blast from him.
Boomstick: He is able to defeat Baron Dante multiples times and defeating the guardians, found his missing family, saved Gobbos, and stop Baron Dante from ruining the wedding of King Rufus & Princess Tara. What it is with these both game of Banjo and Kazooie with Croc having terrible third game. At least Banjo and Kazooie is playable.
Wiz: With that, he can still get hurt with his own TNT, all the Crystal only can take one true damage with him must finding more.
Boomstick: But there nothing stopping from Croc from saving his family from Baron Dante!
6:44 - 7:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGgq1FH5EnQ
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Croc
https://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/bieue6/respect_croc_croc_legend_of_the_gobbos/
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Croc
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPyw4Kqcs5M
At the tropical resort of Isle Delfino in the beach, the camera show a pink Pianta bouncing a beach ball with a blue Noki on the sandy beach, and there also Mario sleeping on the beach with F.L.O.O.D, and Toadsworth eating sandwiches with Princess peach as she drink from a coconut with tiny umbrella. Then out from the ground bottles pop off the ground shaking his head to get sand out of his head and eyes.
Bottles: Hey, guys! We finally make it.
Kazooie: Hey brainiac, we can't see the ocean.
Bottles: (Then she peck Bottle in the butt to cause him to jump in the air.) Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!
So, Banjo and Kazooie jump from the hole with Tootie following them with all the items for a great time for the beach.
Banjo: Hey, are you okay.
Bottles: Yeah, I fine now. I will be looking for shells. See you later. (Then he burrow into the ground.)
Tootie: As for me, I will go playing in the water. See you later brother.
Tootie then walk to the ocean as Banjo pull out his chair and umbrella to relax putting on glasses with Kazooie and blue Pianta giving a coconut to them.
Kazooie: Now this how heroes should be treated!
Banjo: You can say that again.
They are resting when from one of the hotel Croc with his Gobbos following to the beach to have fun with one eating popsicle, one making a sand castle while other dancing around it, and one past Banjo and Kazooie.
Kazooie: Look at the animation for this things, it look like a hairball.
Banjo: Kazooie, you shouldn't be rude about other people looks.
Kazooie: I'm just saying what everybody thinking.
However, Croc find a puzzle piece on one of the umbrella in a cage when Bottles went under it.
Bottles: Hey, I found... (Croc jump on the umbrella using stomp that crush the umbrella and killing bottles.) What the, not again!
Banjo and Kazooie just saw what happen to bottles run toward him.
Banjo: Hey, why did you kill him?!
Kazooie: Well he didn't have a large fan-based in the beginning.
But Croc just stand they're doing nothing when he just walk away.
Kazooie: Hey banjo, he just left us. That mean two thing, the creator just lazy to give him quotes when doing it, or he is an enemy!
Banjo about to answer when Croc see jiggy thinking it a puzzle piece kick Banjo into the sand and the jiggy falling to the ground when Croc grab it.
Kazooie: (Spitting out sand.) That it you crocodile handbag. This mean war!
Croc about to leave when he get hit by a egg to his back of his head, and turning around going into battle position ready to fight with Banjo and Kazooie.
Fight!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LO--QPPQPE
Croc start the battle by running forward preparing for attack when Banjo jump over the attack to use claw swipe at Croc multiple times to a kick that launch Croc into a coconut tree when a crystal fall onto the ground and Croc grabbing it.
Banjo: Hey, look what he is...
Without warning, Croc did three kicks to flip that launch them into the air with Croc jumping at them when banjo to use bill beak with Kazooie drilling Croc into the ground to jumping off. Then Croc lift his head up to see Banjo crouching down with Kazooie shoot a blue egg hitting Croc in the head.
Kazooie: Don't tell me that all you got!
So, Banjo do a forward roll on the ground with Croc running away to jump to do a flip from a coconut tree to use stomp crushing Banjo and Kazooie to using the move again and again before Banjo pull out Kazooie like a rifle shooting blue eggs hitting Croc in the air to roll out to putting back Kazooie into the bag. And so banjo did backward flip into a tree grabbing golden eggs from palm tree to start shooting golden eggs with Croc trying to dodge attack when Croc jump on red slime kicking Banjo in the head launching them onto the ground.
Croc: Yazoo!
The battle continued by Croc about to stomp on them when Banjo and Kazooie were on ShockJump spring to slam into Croc in the stomach to use beak buster slam Croc into the ground when Banjo pull out special wand to teleport a plane to fly into the air, and Croc jump into his plane to have air battle. Then Banjo kept shooting lasers trying to hit Croc until Croc do a flip in the air to get behind Banjo and Kazooie shooting them down that exploded the plane; however, now Banjo and Kazooie are flying in the air with Kazooie using red feathers to fly in the air. And they turn around tree quickly to keep shooting the plane with eggs until they use beak bomb like a missile destroying the plane sending Croc into the ocean.
Banjo: We did it... (Then they run out of red feathers.) Maybe we should have get more red feathers.
They quickly fall into the water to see Croc swimming underwater when Banjo swim deeper that Kazooie get out of the backpack to swimming like a torpedo slamming Croc multiple times sending him into the darkness when a giant squid swallow Croc. With that they swim out of the water with Banjo stretching.
Banjo: That one tough battle.
Kazooie: That it for the rip... (Croc then use Beany the bird too teleport out of the giant squid stomach.) Hey, did you use a glitch!
Croc then pull out a TNT box throwing it that send Banjo and Kazooie flying in the air to Croc kicking them three times in the row where Kazooie lay ice egg that freeze Croc into ice block, and then Banjo lift the giant ice block to jump and throw it against the ground shatter into pieces with Croc on the floor. Kazooie lay clock worth egg that released robotic Kazooie walking up to Croc and launching him into the air with Banjo jump into the air Kazooie peck at Croc three times.
Kazooie: That is for our vacation!
Banjo: Do you mean Bottles?
Kazooie: Him too. Even though he was annoying.
They about to do it again when Croc grab balloon to dodge the attack above to pull out another TNT into the ground that explode, but Banjo use golden feather to be immune to the attack to shoot out fire eggs slamming into Croc making him fall into the ground falling dropping all the TNT to cause explosion launching him into the air with Banjo and Kazooie fine by using Wonder wing again.
Croc: Ouch!
However, the blast reveal a temple with Jinonator waking up with other Jinjos that fly into the air slamming into Croc many times that the last hit so hard that he exploded into multiple pieces.
Kazooie: (Them jumping back on their seats to putting on their glasses.) Shouldn't mess with us copycat!
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Rest in pieces Croc, rest in pieces. I actually thought Croc got with his Durability and and power.
Wiz: Sure, he fought fought foes that more powerful than what Banjo and Kazooie fight before and survive blast that more pwerful that Banjo and Kazooie. But he can only can survive one hit before he need to find another crystal.
Boomstick: With that Banjo and Kazooie can take way more hits than Croc that they can endure the hits to land the fatel blow. Also Banjo and Kazooie are stronger by destroying the block to caring more weapons and having more abilites to deal with Croc power from far and close.
Wiz: And that Banjo and Kazooie carry the wonder Wings to avoid any deadly attacks, they can use red feathers to fly in the air to combat Croc palne, and many eggs to attack far distance.
Boomstick: Look like Croc couldn't bear the fight, Dang it!
Wiz: Knew you can't hold a bear pun. The winner is Banjo and Kazooie!
Season 4 finale...[]
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