| Bandanna Dee VS Undyne | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Season Episode | 3 |
| Air date | TDB |
| Written by | Cider621 |
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Description[]
Spear wielding faces of justice
Intro[]
Wiz: Generals of Justice, this virtue is shared by both our combatants today
Boomstick: I thought it was their stabby spears
Wiz: I- yeah- Like Bandanna Dee the spear wielding General of King Dedede's Army
Boomstick: And Undyne the Undying head of the King Asgore's royal guard
Bandanna Dee[]
In planet Popstar, the kingdom of Dreamland exists ruled by King Dedede, and the leader of his army is the fearless Bandanna Dee
This little guy? What can he do?
Well he can hold his own against the main Kirby Trio, that being Meta Knight, Dedede and, Kirby himself
I'm sold this guys a bad ass
Already?
I've done the Kirby thing before he's cool in my book
Bandanna Dee's primary weapon is the spear however he also wields a a parasol
Well what can a dinky umbrella do?
Well it can hold off Gordo's from breaking it or even piercing it so it's more of a shield with a handle calculating the size and weight of Gordos we can deduce at the bare minimum the parasol can repel around 145 pounds
That'll keep the rain off
He can also fly by...jumping a lot
You're forgetting the clearly more bad ass way he flies by spinning his spear so fast it lifts him in the air
He can also throw his spears hard enough to create more...somehow
He can take hits from Meta Knight
Meta Knight has been shown to be physically stronger than Kirby, and Kirby can harm incredibly powerful creatures
Like GODS!
That's incredibly impressive
He's like a tiny thing, have you seen something small do anything impressive besides from things in Kirby's world
I have
Well...it definitely didn't belong to you
HEY! Never mind, the style he fights in relies on being incredibly fast to avoid attacks and take advantage of openings to hit hard, and believe me; he can hit hard
Why not just rush his enemies down?
Well Boomstick, think about it, even if you won't die from getting hit, you don't WANT to get hit right?
Well that makes sense *whispering* "if you're a pussy"
He has a strong sense of heroism, possibly even more so than Kirby
He works for King Dedede, who's an anti-hero at best, food stealing jerk at worst
Well that's the thing Boomstick, his want for Justice is so strong he'll even go against the very King Penguin he serves for the sake of Justice
Bandanna Dee does his version of the Kirby dance
Undyne[]
Years ago humans an monsters lived in peace and harmony
Until one day the Humans pulled a bitch move and trapped the monsters underground
Ruler of the underground, King Asgore then ordered for 7 human SOUL's to be gathered to destroy the barrier, and at the head of the Royal Guard is Undyne
She looks like a total bad ass
Her style of Spear combat is to overwhelm her opponents with brutal and numerous attacks she can create a bunch of energy spears to skewer and attack
So the cool way of fighting?
The cool way?
Yeah, being overwhelming and just destroying the opponent
More like dumb way, she could leave herself open for counters
How could she? When she has some bad ass armor too, strong enough to survive...a child
Only a Genocide Frisk can damage straight through Undyne's armor, and Frisk's weaker can damage Photoshop Flowey, who is definitely not yo be taken lightly
She can chop a bridge clean in half with just a swipe of her spear, and attack with a force of 10,467.5 kilojoules
She did it in one hit!
She can casually suplex a boulder
Just because she can
And she can lift up to 1000 tons
She's such a bad ass
Just wait till she gets DETERMINED enough, she turns into Undyne the Undying
Did she just determine herself to stay alive, can i do that?! Wiz can you-
No, i will not kill you and please don't attempt to kill yourself to try finding out
Aww...
Undying Undyne is faster and stronger than her normal form with faster more unpredictable more savage and more numerous attacks
Her eye is glowing in a cool ass way
She used this form to fight a Genocidal Frisk, the same one that could one shot her in her base form
How much stronger would that make her?
Probably exponentially, possibly up to being able to hit with a force of 9.1 tons of TNT
Holy shit
And that's just the beginning
Somethings telling me she isn't going down anytime soon
Sheeee, lost
Oh
To a more determined individual, so if she can keep herself more determined than her opponent, nothing will stand in her way
"No, you know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?! NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Pre-Battle[]
Alright with the combatants all set and the data run through all possibilities
Let's get ready for a death battle!
Battle[]
Bandanna Dee: Destroys a Froggit thinking it was evil launching it right into Undyne fading it away
Undyne: Walks up to him You! You get off to murdering!? Then i'll kill you! Ngahhh!
They throw their spears at each other and they bounce back spears returning to their respective owners
Undyne: Unleashes several attacks on him
Bandanna Dee: Weaving in between each spear she throws and starts flyinging with his spear and hits her with the spinning spear
Undyne: Grabs the spear
Bandanna Dee: °^° except he has no mouth so it's more like "° °"
Undyne: Throws the spear and then throws the Dee up throwing her own spear to impale him
Bandanna Dee: Pulls out his parasol and blocks the spear and lands on her head making the bonk sound before jumping off and spinning around hitting her more
Undyne: Wacks him a way Get away from me!
Bandana Dee: Lands and starts running at her as she launches spears at him and he weaves his parasol around using it to block as he avoids the spear as he approaches before one flips around him ??? It then hits him in the back and he stands only blocking the spears instead if trying to avoid them as well
Undyne: Take this you little runt! Runs up to punt him instead
Bandanna Dee: Flung up in the air using the parasol to slowly descend before the handle is suddenly broke as Undyne threw a spear to break it °^° He pulls out another spear and throws three at once
Undyne: Throws three too to block those and swipes at him to keep him from landing on her again
Bandanna Dee: Jumping in air to avoid the swipe before driving down with the spear to stab Undyne's head and he jumps off
Undyne: ugh…brought to one knee... you're pretty tough...but I recognize you as the devil you are...and my body feels like giving up...but guess what...transforms into Undyne the Undying you're gonna have to try a little harder than that! Punches the Dee into the ground and swipes him out of it throwing hundreds of spears at him
Bandanna Dee: Jumping over spears and whacking some away with own as more and more arrive he's getting more sporadic with his deflections and dodges before getting hit with several
Undyne: Had enough yet?!
Bandanna Dee: Tries throwing spears at her but hers instantly destroy his, he realizes he has to remain calm to avoid and deflect efficiently, he starts jumping towards her to avoid the spears and block them taking just a bit of time to watch and recognize the spears she's launching at him as she ups the amount she throws at him before getting up to the point where she leaves an opening for him to hit charging up a throw and hurls his spear as hard as he can right at her eye instantly piercing it
Undyne: GAH...she's shaking violently...so even that...wasn't enough…fades away and her SOUL does too
KO
Analysis[]
Brutal
While Undyne possessed more power than Bandanna Dee he still had her beat in terms of speed, mobility, strength and, durability
Undyne may be able to cut a bridge in one swipe but Bandanna Dee goes up against mega gods with his friends and damage them too
He can keep pace with them too, Undyne's heavy armor won't do her any favors in terms of speed or mobility
The ability to fly is really helpful in terms of that
Bandanna Dee scales to Dedede in terms of durability an as determined with Dedede the event horizon of the black holes destructive potential is equal to eighty-six octillion tons of TNT
FAR greater than anything Undyne could've possibly dished out to take him down
Her Undying form included
Even her style of combat was countered
Bandanna Dee's entire style is to find opening and hit hard amidst overwhelming amounts of attacks
Turns out Undyne wasn't as undying as she thought
The winner is Bandanna Waddle Dee
Battle Track[]
The Battle track is called Piercing Justice, it's a fusion between "Spear of Justice" and "Under my Control" later switching tone to a fusion between "Battle against a true hero" and "C-R-O-W-N-E-D"
Next Time[]
Next time on Deathbattle
A blue streak and a rainbow streak crash into each other both forming into silhouettes of the combatants
