Episode[]
S1 E6
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Description[]
Baldanigans vs Five Nights at Fuckboys. An AidenRulz0828 production featuring Baldi from Baldanigans vs Freddy Fuckboy from FNaFB.
Introduction[]
Dave: Horror games. One of the most classic genres of gaming where the player is CONSTANTLY getting jumpscared.
Bambi: But these 2 are just parodies and memes.
Dave: Baldi, the crazy school teacher of the Youtube series "Baldanigans"
Bambi: And Freddy Fuckboy, The owner/leader of Freddy Fuckboy gang. He's Dave and I'm Bambi.
Dave: And it's our job to find out who would win in a DEATH BATTLE!
Baldi (Baldanigans)[]
Freddy (FNaFB)[]
(Cues Five Nights at Freddy's Menu Theme 10 Hours HQ)
Boomstick: Freddy Fazbear Or... Maybe Just Freddy F*ckboy If You Called Him, Decided To Do A Night Of Debauchery, As He's Decided To Fricking Destroyed Other Cameras So He's Can Get Inside Of The Office
Wiz: But Of Course, He's Needed His Gangs Help, Such As Bonnie Losing His Head And Needed Freddy To Find His Head And Go Find A Voucher For It..
| “ | Bonnie: FREDDY MY F*CKING HEAD IS GONE
Bonnie: BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME Freddy: let me guess [Brief pause] Freddy: you want me [Another pause] Freddy: to go find your f*cking head Bonnie: YES Freddy: i f*cking hate you |
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Boomstick: Or Getting Inside Of The Kitchen To Get Chica Who Is Locked Inside Of The Kitchen...
| “ | Freddy: chica you nasty f*ck get out of the oven that's inappropriate
Chica: Devour my hot bird a$$ Freddy |
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Wiz: ...Or Trying To Find A Lightner So He's Can Burn Up Foxy Pirates Cove So He's Can't Stop Mast- ...I... Don't Wanna Say It....
| “ | Foxy: CAN'T A PIRATE M********* IN THIS F*CKING HOUSE
Foxy: F*CK OFF FREDDY F*CKBOY [Foxy closes the curtains] |
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Boomstick: But With All Of These Way, He's Needed A Little Pieces Of Sh*t Balloon Boy, A Literally Stupid Kid That Freddy Buy From So He's Can Get Very Stronger And Powerful....
| “ | Balloon Boy: HELLO FRIEND! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS?
Freddy Fuckboy: Inhale My Dong Enragement Child. |
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Wiz: As Freddy Gotten All Of His Friends And Destroyed Some Cameras... But After Destroying More Cameras Later, The Puppet Came And A Timer Appear, As Freddy Have No Choices But To Fight Him.
Boomstick: After Destroying The Puppet, He's Destroyed The Last Two Cameras Before The Door Open Up, But He's Notice That The Toys Were There! You Know What He's Needed To Do....? F*cking Destroy Them And Get Their Weapons.
Wiz: But Nevermind That, We Need To Analysis His Weapons, Powers, Feats And Background Of Course.
Death Battle Info[]
- Full Name: Freddy F*ckboy
- Nickname: Ursine Man. Withered Freddy
- Age: Unknown
- Weight: 8 Feet Tall (Same As OG Freddy)
- Height: 227 Ibs (Same As OG Freddy)
- Like: Night Of Debauchery, Other Stuff
- Dislike: Balloon Boy, Being Annoyed, His Annoyed Crews
- Goal: Have A Night Of Debauchery (Succeeded In Night X And XX, Failed In Night XXX), Defeat Balloon Boy And Stop Him From Taking Over The World (Succeeded)
- Jobs: Leader/Owner Of Freddy F*ckboy's Pizza.
- Occupation: Childrens Entertainer. Leader of Freddy & Friends/the Refurbs. Magician
- Hobby: Engaging Into Acts Of Debauchery.
- Gangs/Friends: Bonnie, Chica And Foxy
- Is Mean And Say Insult To F*cking Everyone
- Could Talk To Chica Despite Her Saying "Devour my hot bird a$$ Freddy"
- Five Nights At F***boy's Was The Popular Fanmade RPG.
Boomstick: Freddy Have His Tophat. But It Isn't A Normal One... It Able To Swing At The Peoples Twice! Like A Fricking Boomerang! Wonder How That Work... Oh Wait... I Just Say Boomerang...
Wiz: With Many Microphone As His Weapons. Such As The Classic Microphone. Which Is His Main Weapons To Able To Attack The Enemy HP And With The Power Of Lead Stinger, Have A Chance To Poison Peoples! As Freddy Gotten Other Microphone Such As Bronze Microphone, Gold Microphone, Platinum Microphone And Godly Microphone. But There Two Others One... Which Are Very Powerful And Deals Much Damage... Such As Dragon And Scylla D****... If You Think About Searching Up... Please Don't...
Boomstick: Ew... That Gross... Even Freddy Know That The Player Is Weird After Getting That... Thing... But Anyway Freddy Can Put Peoples To Sleep Which Have A Chance To Put The Enemy To Sleep.
Wiz: And A Lighter. Which Can Burn Down Curtains. Which Even Burned Down And Destroy Foxy Pirate Cove Just Putting A Fire Into It. And A Music Box, if winding it up, is able to put peoples to sleep with it tune.
Boomstick: And Such. With The Items. He Has Healing Items. Which Is Actually Pizza. With Small Pizza. Recover 100 HPs. Medium Pizza, Recover 300 HPs. Large Pizza. Recover 600 HPs And X-Large Pizza. Recover All The HPs He's Have.
Wiz: And The Skill Points If He All Out. It Is A Soda. With Small Soda. Recover 40 Skill Points. With Medium Soda. *Boomstick: Wait Why Are You Saying The Same Thing I Did?* Recover 150 Skills Point. With Large Soda. Recover 250 Skill Points And The Last One, X-Large Soda. Which Cover All- Hey Wait Why Am I Saying The Same Thing As Boomstick? *Boomstick: That What I Say!*
Boomstick: But Anyway. He's Gotten The Cake. Which Is Actually Able To Revive The Ones Who Die On His Team. That Totally It.
Equipment[]
- Microphone
- Classic Microphone
- Bronze Microphone
- Gold Microphone
- Platinum Microphone
- Godly Microphone
- Dragon D****
- Scylla D****
- Top Hat
- Tophat Toss: Freddy Sling His Tophat At The Enemy, Hitting Twice.
- Lighter
- Can Burn Foxy Pirate Cove Down Very Easily.
- Music Box
- If wind up. Could play a tune which put peoples to sleep.
- Items
- Healing Items
- Small Pizza: Recover 100 HPs
- Medium Pizza: Recover 300 HPs
- Large Pizza: Recover 600 HPs
- X-Large Pizza: Recover All HPs
- Skill Point Items
- Small Soda: Recover 40 Skills Point
- Medium Soda: Recover 150 Skills Point
- Large Soda: Recover 250 Skills Point
- X-Large Soda: Recover All Skills Point
- Armor Items
- Small Pizza Shield
- Medium Pizza Shield
- Large Pizza Shield
- XL Pizza Shield
- Others
- Cake: Can Bring Back His Team Member Back To Alive.
- Healing Items
Wiz: But Freddy F*ckboy is not a force to be wrecking with. As he's able to throw his top hat. Which again boomstick say. able to swing into the enemy twice.
Boomstick: But not only that. the Tophat is not that weak. It actually can hurt Cranky Kong. Who is the god of his universe! Like... I'm not actually joking! That Actually F*cking Happened!
Wiz: And with his Microphone, is able to hurt his own enemy screeching toward them with his microphone. Which have a low chance to poison the enemy as they have extra damage to the enemy.
Boomstick: And with the music box. Like Wiz say before, If Freddy winding it. Is able to put peoples to put with it tune too! Plus, minor damage too!
Wiz: But his most powerful attack is his Death Inhale. As able to create a spell before casting many huge explosion at his foes. Upon hitting them. Can Cause Massive Damage toward them. But only Usable One Per-Battle.s
Boomstick: And Of Course. His Fazbear Combo. Could create a combo move with his Special abilities such as Tophat toss. Lead Stinger. Toreador March and his scream attack!
Wiz: As well can scan his opponents to check their Health Bar and Description. Which is pretty much it. As well spins his hat like a roulette before attacking the foes. Even could causes random effects to them! such as Poison. Paralysis. Sleep. Stun or Debuff such as defense debuff. attack debuff and even speed debuff.
Techniques[]
- Attack: Can attack at his opponents with his own scream.
- Tophat Toss: Freddy Sling His Tophat At The Enemy, Hitting Twice.
- Lead Stinger: Can Attack The Foes With Shrill Screech. Need The Microphone To Work. Even Has A Chance To Poison The Enemy.
- Toreador March: Has A Chance To Put His Enemy To Sleep. Minor Damage Repeatedly.
- Death Inhale: Could Create A Huge Explosion. Which Can Caused Massive Damage To The Enemy. Only Usable One Per-Battle
- Scan: Could View The Enemy HP And Description.
- Tophat Roulette: Freddy spins his tophat like a Roulette before attacking the enemy. can cause random status to the enemy
Boomstick: and His powers too. With be a superhuman to able to survived crazy thing!
Wiz: Even have a supernatural stamina to wait for golden freddy screaming for 5 days dues to being a robot.
Boomstick: With his great Intelligence to not be the only dumbest one ever, Like. He's doesn't really do any stupid stuff. he's have some smart comment to everyone he meet.
Wiz: Even great leadership dues to being the leader of his f***boy group and get his team to the office.
Boomstick: And can fricking time travel! with the DeLorean of Course. Wonder how he got that...
Wiz: as well Hand To Hand Combat, able to fought very good with his fists and a skilled fighters. able to fought with his fists and can punch in a never ending time.
Boomstick: Even could create explosion with his Death Inhale. Which could deal massive damage to peoples!
Wiz: and could put peoples to sleep with his music box. As he's can force them to sleep even than they are robots.
Boomstick: and can scan peoples with... well... Scan.... like Wiz say before.... he's can scan their HP and Description.... Like why do you need to heard it again?
Wiz: As well could attack, defeat and interact with phantoms balloons and BB with his microphone. screams. fist and more.
Boomstick: And can likely Travel to Universe to Universe, Even maybe dimensions!
Boomstick: Even could break the fricking fourth wall, as he's can talk straight into the player sometime. Even could know that the fact he's actually a non-canon character.
Wiz: and can resist his soul being in half than Vile Ripped it in half. Meaning that Freddy F*ckboy soul can't be snapped or break in half
Boomstick: and of course is immunes to Being Poison. Paralysis and Sleep and many mores!
Powers & Abilities[]
- Superhuman Physical Characteristics
- Supernatural Stamina
- Super Intelligence
- Great Leadership
- Time Travel (Via the DeLorean)
- Hand To Hand Combat
- Explosion Manipulation
- Sleep Manipulation
- Information Analysis
- Non-Physical Interaction
- Sound Manipulation
- Dimensional Travel
- Status Effect Inducement and Statistics Reduction
- Could Break the Fourth Wall
- Resistance to Soul Manipulation
- Immunes To:
- Poison Manipulation
- Paralysis
- Sleep Manipulation
Wiz: But Freddy F*ckboy is very powerful, Able to destroy every cameras in the pizzeria. which some of them are really strong! even could survived the cameras explode as he is close to them.
Boomstick: Even could defeated the toys animatronics. Who are likely maybe have their godly weapons before getting them. As well Defeated both The Puppet and The Second Puppet! But pretty sure that both Puppet and Second Puppet are just the same peoples, but anyway the Second Puppet is stated to crush your balls and is fricking overpowered!
Wiz: could likely defeated B.B. and his Puppetmaster form, as B.B. is actually able to survived his own head being bitten off. Knows how to time travel and the Puppetmaster form is likely more powerful than Freddy F*ckboy gangs! But only for them to defeated B.B. Puppetmaster form.
Boomstick: And as such. Even could bear Golden Freddy screaming for 5 days and can punch the door for many many times! and can't likely get tired from punching the doors all day.
Wiz: Even should be comparable to Golden Freddy, whose summon can even can even tear apart the universe! also can be comparable to Springtrap. Who stated to make the universe implode than doing his nights of debauchery!
W.I.P.
Pre-Fight[]
Fight[]
Results[]
Trivia[]
This is a collab with Flowerguy1
The connections are...
- TBA