Description[]
They were acting innocent once, helping and greeting the kids, they were happy enough to encourage kids. And then they reveal themselves as evil and scary, furthermore they has darkest secret that nobody knows besides the protagonist and their friends. They also kill their victims via a jumpscare, are going to fight.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Two were innocent at first, they were helping kids, and now they've changed.
Boomstick: This is actually interesting, although I'm annoyed that Baldi is back once again.
Wiz: They are killers, they kill their victims via a jumpscare. Baldi, the math teacher and only teacher in Here School.
Boomstick: And Freddy Fazbear, the bear animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win a... Death Battle.
Baldi[]
Wiz: A school is an educational place that is designed to make students learn about the following subjects: English, Math, Science, Art, Music, History, PE, and Foreign Languages.
Boomstick: Some of the students don't listen, make some trouble, and probably even sleep in the class.
Wiz: And this school is called Here School, it's like the home of some of the strange students and staff. There is also the Principal that can teleport you to the Detention which is consequence in which students are required depending how long.
Boomstick: This guy requires Minutes of Detention, allowing for the other nightmare guy to come and try to kill you!
Wiz: Professor Baldi, the only teacher in Here School. He literally only teaches Math and nothing else.
Boomstick: We done this multiple times already, Baldi will appear as innocent and happy teacher giving you math quizzes. One of them is hard to answer, and you know what will come next...
Wiz: Entering in this school, Baldi will first greets you to his schoolhouse.
Boomstick: The first notebook problems are literally easy, you just have to do Addition and Subtraction.
Wiz: You'll get a quarter for a prize, which allows to buy BSoda that can push Baldi away for little.
Boomstick: And the second notebook, after answering the two questions and that third question... It's the time when you know you will run faster than you can.
Wiz: Third Question could be incorrect no matter what, Baldi will be angry and you would have to--
Boomstick: RUN!
Wiz: Yeah, I get it Boomstick, just calm down. Anyway, he will be slow at beginning but collecting more notebooks will make him faster than expected.
Boomstick: Well after collecting that last notebook, he'll congratulates you and then screaming to threat you to get out while you still can! That's worse than my teacher.
Wiz: He have a good ear, he can hear whenever player opens the door and whatever sound they make.
Boomstick: Yeah loud noises will make him forget what he was doing, I'll suggest you guys to bring the loud music or something.
Wiz: He can be slammed by Gotta Sweep by high speed.
Boomstick: How is his back still fine?
Wiz: He one-shot player with his ruler and could get distracted by apples easily, he can eat it in 10 seconds.
Boomstick: Which... Which is faster than anyone who ever eat apple...
Baldi: Congratulations! You found all seven notebooks! Now all you need to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
Freddy Fazbear[]
Wiz: Pizza, a savory dish of Italian origin. A Pizzeria Restaurant is about where people eat Pizza.
Boomstick: Fredbear Family's Diner, kids were having great happy birthday party until this guy screwed up everything. This guy pranked his little brother, him and his friends lift and took to Fredbear's mouth, and of course it loses population of love.
Wiz: Then Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria opened, there was four animatronics. Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy.
Boomstick: There was a man who is known as Purple Guy killed five kids then The Marionette come and stuff them into the freaking animatronic body!
Wiz: In the daylight, they pretend to be happy animatronics encouraging the kids. In the night, they are inevitably open for murdering someone tonight.
Boomstick: Would have been good times for Security Guard to quit.
Wiz: In night, Five Animatronics are trying to kill the Security Guard in five or more nights. Their behavior are very unpredictable unlike the first or second nights.
Boomstick: He can use his microphone as a weapon since it could crash human's skull and his mouth is strong enough to crush into human's skull.
Wiz: Freddy could get in the office by either when the power is out or by his stealthy. Freddy is likely made of titanium which can make him durable, he can smash through wall, punch through metal door, can throw arcade like they were nothing but toys, and could think much more than average man.
Boomstick: By his stealth, he can hide almost perfectly.
Wiz: He has a weakness, he can be easily damage, have no formal combat training, electricity can be fatal against him, his durability is inconsistent, and he could not get in the door when they are closed.
Boomstick: He won't die if his physical body is destroyed, he have a soul inside him.
Wiz: He can be fooled by Security Guard wearing a Freddy's mask.
Boomstick: Really? Wow what a nice weakness...
Wiz: He could tear the limbs off of the body.
Boomstick: Jesus... That's why I don't want to be a Security Guard...
Freddy Fazbear laughs in FNAF 1
Pre Death Battle[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEE!
Death Battle[]
Baldi was outside waiting for the player to come and take a very fun field trip, after his wait for half an hour, the player finally enters in outside.
Baldi: What took you so long? Well doesn't matter, let's go to a field trip!
Baldi drives a bus all the way to a restaurant, they made it at the midnight, Baldi parked and got out of bus including the Player.
Baldi: Let go!
Baldi and the Player enters in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, seeing the three animatronics on the stage and the pizza in the table.
Baldi: That's strange, looks like nobody is here! We are the only ones. Also if you need Bathroom, go now because we got to eat pizza. Don't take too long again!
The player went to the bathroom, Baldi was eating his own pizza, he looks up to Animatronics then realized that one is missing, the bear animatronic.
Baldi: Huh, I swear there was a robot bear in the stage.
The player finished peeing, the player continues to wash his hand, then looking at the mirror he sees Freddy Fazbear behind him. Before the Player turn around, Freddy ate his skull immediately. Now we see Baldi is still waiting for the Player to come, he was starting to get angry. Despite Baldi's incredible hearing abilities, he can hear slow footsteps, Baldi decides to shout out.
Baldi: Are you done?
Baldi wait another 5 minutes and he has enough, he stands up and goes to the bathroom where Player went. He see nothing but blood in the mirror and the sink, Baldi seems to be shocked.
Baldi: Okay this is definitely strange, something's wrong happening in this pizzeria...
Baldi goes to girl bathroom and the office to make sure if the Player is still alive, as he walks in the hallway, he hears a footstep behind him... He turn around and see nobody, he continues to search in office carefully and sees a blood in the chair.
Baldi: Alright, I'm gonna take the pizza and get out of here. Something's weird is happening.
Baldi walks in the hallway, he turn around and see a giant bear animatronic standing in front of him, he stays a bit and discovering the animatronic. Baldi pull out his ruler to discover Freddy Fazbear.
Baldi: Hm, tough robot. How did it get here?
Baldi turn around and Freddy suddenly grabs Baldi, Baldi tries to get out but Freddy Fazbear tosses Baldi out of the hallway, slamming the table. Baldi quickly gets up, with his ruler in his hand.
Baldi: Who the hell are you?!
Freddy Fazbear: Heh, I'm Freddy Fazbear. And you are going to learn your mistake.
Baldi: Mistake? What mistake?
Freddy Fazbear: Coming here, of course. This restaurant was supposed be closed, and your one student in bathroom has a unlucky night.
Baldi: You, how dare you! I'm going to teach you a learn!
Freddy Fazbear: Really? With that ruler on your hand? Oh, don't make me laugh. Bring it on then!
Baldi charges at Freddy, as he swings his ruler, Freddy blocks and punches Baldi. Freddy was walking towards Baldi, Baldi swings his ruler and both combatants clashed with their weapon of choice, Microphone vs Ruler. Baldi was struggling, Freddy pushes him and before Freddy could smash Baldi's skull with a microphone, Baldi blocks with his ruler. Freddy punch and grabs Baldi's throat, turning around and throwing him away, Baldi gets up and didn't see Freddy. Baldi walks slowly in a hallway with a ruler, Freddy was behind him with a black and white eyes, then he slowly disappears before Baldi could turn around. As Baldi turn around the other side, Freddy jumpscares Baldi with his FNAF 1 screams, causing Baldi to lose his hearing. Baldi forgot what he was doing so he has to think very quickly.
Baldi: Oh God.
Freddy tries to stomp Baldi but he rolls away, kicking him in the knee, and slashing Freddy with a ruler which doesn't work.
Freddy Fazbear: You are laughable, tough guy.
Baldi: Wait! Before you do anything, can you solve this problem?
Freddy Fazbear: Seriously? Is it really the time for me to do this thing or the fight that you must die?
Baldi: Just for a minute, what's 3 + 3?
Freddy Fazbear: Umm, 6.
Baldi: Great! What's 6 X 1?
Freddy Fazbear: Hmmm... 6?
Baldi: Wow you existed! Another problem, what's 20 - 14?
Freddy Fazbear: Um, 6-- Okay this is waste of my time.
Freddy swings his microphone at Baldi who blocks it via notebook, Freddy grabs Baldi by leg and slams him in the wall. Baldi swings his ruler at Freddy's eye, who causes him to stay back, Baldi kicks and swings his ruler at Freddy's stomach. Freddy throw a punch at Baldi, but missed, Baldi got on Freddy's back, Freddy slams himself on the wall. Causing Baldi to fall, Freddy grabs Baldi by throat and slamming him in the wall, punching him multiple times straight in the face until he decides to bite Baldi's head, which didn't work since Baldi put the ruler at Freddy's mouth, keeping the mouth open. Baldi ran away, Freddy then take the ruler off of his mouth, and dropping it on the ground.
Freddy Fazbear: So, it's a hide and seek game then.
Freddy Fazbear checked almost everywhere to find Baldi, but he couldn't find him.
Freddy Fazbear: This coward may have run away, damn it.
Freddy Fazbear suddenly heard a noise, he turn around and wander around the place. He even checked the kitchen and didn't see him.
Freddy Fazbear: You know what? I just have a idea.
Freddy Fazbear went to the office and checking the camera, he see that Baldi is hiding in the left door, Freddy chuckles while standing up.
Freddy Fazbear: You won't last long!
Freddy rushes toward the door, Baldi closes the door and ran away as fast as he can, Freddy opened the door and chases Baldi. Baldi throw a chair at Freddy, as Baldi grabs his ruler he stabs Freddy in the eye again. Baldi punches Freddy until Freddy blocks the punch in his hand, then hitting him with a microphone.
Freddy Fazbear: I'm surprised that you can fight this long, not that many people could fight me longer than like 5 minutes already.
Freddy Fazbear look at the time, it was 4:20 AM, Freddy looks at Baldi again.
Freddy Fazbear: Look, I don't have time for this game.
Freddy Fazbear tries to grabs Baldi's throat, but Baldi kicks Freddy's arm and the face, Baldi ran away in the office.
Freddy Fazbear: Run, run. Since that's all you think you can last forever, don't worry once I find you I'll bite directly in your skull, then the brain.
Freddy see that Baldi closed down all of the door.
Freddy Fazbear: Seriously?
Freddy went by window to see and talk to Baldi.
Freddy Fazbear: Hey! Open the door!
Baldi: No.
Freddy Fazbear: If you open this door, I'll give you free pizzas.
Baldi: You are lying.
Freddy Fazbear: Open this door, damn it!
Baldi: Would have been easier if you have come to my schoolhouse, I made a mistake coming here.
Freddy Fazbear: You think I would walk all the way to your schoolhouse looking like this? And I don't even know where your schoolhouse is.
Freddy Faznear had enough, he decides to go away. Almost a hour later, Baldi has to pee. Baldi slowly open the door, and Freddy grabs him by the throat.
Freddy Fazbear: You has piss me off for the last time!
Freddy looks down and see that Baldi's wet pants, Freddy tries to take a bite, Baldi free himself and grabs a ruler.
Baldi: You have made me way angrier!
Baldi keep swinging his ruler at Freddy, Freddy punched Baldi in the stomach. Freddy Fazbear grabs Baldi's arm, and break Baldi's arm, causing him to scream in pain.
Freddy Fazbear: No, you have made me angry.
Freddy bites Baldi's shoulder, almost ripping the shoulder apart, Freddy then kicks Baldi in groins. Freddy sticks his hand in Baldi's mouth, ripping the tongue out. Freddy swings his microphone upwards, cutting the whole Baldi's head off, Freddy grabs the jawless head of Baldi and bites directly into skull and chewing the brain. Freddy Fazbear drops the decapitate brainless jawless Baldi on the ground, Freddy looks at the clock, it was 5:30 AM, he realize it's time to clean up.
Freddy Fazbear: Well I gotta clean those mess.
40 minutes later
The kids were cheering for animatronics, Freddy Fazbear came out of kitchen and show the kids something.
Freddy Fazbear: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have made the new food, Beef. For those who don't know what that is, it is a meat, a source of protein and high nutrients. I promise you all it is delicious like the pizza, anyone wanna try? I got plenty of these if you want!
Result[]
K.O.
Boomstick: That... Was epic!
Wiz: This was a interesting battle, Baldi may had Speed Advantages, but Freddy has all other Advantages such as Strength, Durability, and Stealth.
Boomstick: As for Strength, Freddy can throw arcades like toys which should be around 200 lbs, can smash through wall, can punch through metal door, and could crush human's skull and even tearing the limbs off! To crush a skull, you would need 2,300 newtons of force. While Baldi only knock or kill the player with a swing of a ruler.
Wiz: Freddy moving between camera locations within few seconds is impressive, Baldi is able to move for 1.00 seconds, making it nearly impossible for player to escape from him.
Boomstick: Despite that Freddy is made of titanium, it made him durable. By that means, Baldi can't really KILL Freddy, not for long. As for Baldi, he survived being slammed in the wall by high speed by Gotta Sweep, that thing can clean the entire school for 30 seconds!
Wiz: Intelligence are for both Freddy and Baldi, Baldi is expert in Math while Freddy could think much than average man.
Boomstick: Baldi's incredible hearing abilities and Extrasensory Perception could help him find Freddy but unfortunately not for long, Freddy's stealthy made him very very quiet. Freddy could have bite off Baldi's head before the fight even start.
Wiz: Remember Baldi can get disrupt his hearing by loud noises and makes him forget what he was doing, Freddy's jumpscare is loud, Freddy could get opportunity to defeat Baldi. Baldi was fast, but he couldn't compete with Freddy Fazbear's Strength, Durability, and Stealth.
Advantages: Freddy Fazbear winner
- Stronger
- Faster
- More Durable
- Smarter
- Stealthy
Disadvantages: Baldi loser
- Weaker
- Faster
- Durable
- Smarter
- Can kill player with one swing of ruler but can't kill Freddy since he is durable
Boomstick: Looks like Baldi couldn't bear to be schooled!
Wiz: The winner is Freddy Fazbear!