Description[]
Two fast combatants who has a dark and violent secret, and they also have their favorite weapon on their right hands. Once they run and catch you, they’ll kill you via a jumpscare.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Imagine going you thought you were going to a happiest place, spend some times there. Then suddenly, you found out there is antagonistic killer monster chasing you and trying to end your life via a jumpscare.
Boomstick: That sound creepy as heck.
Wiz: Baldi, the happy and then turning into abusive Math Teacher in Here School.
Boomstick: And Foxy, the pirate fox animatronic in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win a... Death Battle.
Baldi[]
Wiz: Here School is a educational school only with Math, not other subjects like Science, English, or History.
Boomstick: Why him again?
Wiz: Shut it, Boomstick.
Boomstick: Okay, okay, no need to be rude.
Wiz: While entering in Here School, Baldi will greets you to his schoolhouse then telling the player to go find a notebook.
Boomstick: Here School is not so educational when Baldi is angry, it's abusive!
Wiz: Baldi is a School Teacher with more than a anger problems, he can chase you and possibly kill you via a swing of his sharp ruler.
Boomstick: He is calm at first, the first notebook problems are literally easy. But the second notebook, the third problem... Well, Professor Baldi will not be who you think he was.
Wiz: Baldi's Speed increases more when the protagonist collected each notebooks, he probably have Rage Power with only Speed since his Speed is increases with his anger.
Boomstick: Heh, kinda like Hulk since his anger increases his powers and strength.
Wiz: Baldi may possibly have Reality Warping since toward the end of this game, the entire school turns red, and he runs faster than you ever think.
Boomstick: I doubt that Baldi has caused all of that.
Wiz: Believe it or not, he did.
Boomstick: Oh...
Wiz: Baldi's only Strength is to knock out or kill the protagonist, he haven't shown any Lifting Strength.
Boomstick: But Baldi has shown his Speed, Durability, and Intelligence! When collecting the final notebook, he goes insane! He run like 1.00 seconds!
Wiz: As for his Durability, he is capable of taking hits from Gotta Sweep at high speed, as he gets slam in the wall, he shown no sign of harmed.
Boomstick: Intelligence is obviously... How good is he expert in Mathematics right?
Wiz: When Baldi can't catch the player, there are other things that can help him. For example, Playtime forcing the player to jump the rope five times, It's the Bully blocking the player's way unless the player gives him a chocolate, and The Principal sending the player to detention when he caught the player running.
Boomstick: Not to mention 1st Prize and Gotta Sweep pushes the player too, well they can push Baldi away so...
Wiz: His hearing can be disrupt via a loud noises, if he forgets what he was doing, he will somehow figure out via his Extrasensory Perception.
Boomstick: Baldi is a worst teacher ever, despite his abusive of course.
Baldi chases Player
Foxy[]
Wiz: Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, where things were exciting and innocent. Until William Afton also known as Purple Guy murdered the kids, causing the Marionette stuff them into the animatronic body.
Boomstick: It kept their soul and body alive though.
Wiz: There are five animatronics in that Pizzeria: Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, and Golden Freddy.
Boomstick: Freddy is the bear who can sing, Bonnie is the bunny who can play guitar, Chica is the chick who can serve pizza, Foxy is the pirate fox in the Pirate Cove, and Golden Freddy is... Well the golden version of Freddy and the hidden animatronic. And you've guess it, Foxy is our special combatant today!
Wiz: He can run 14 meters per seconds, unlike the stereotypical fox he doesn't have a tail.
Boomstick: His only weapon should be his hook on his right hand, otherwise on the other hand it should be his own robotic bare hand as his own weapon.
Wiz: Foxy will first and always starts at Pirate Cove, inside of the closed curtain. He will peek at the camera to ready for the run, he will run down the West Hall to try to kill Security Guard in left door unless Security Guard immediately closed it.
Boomstick: Like all other animatronics, he can crush human's skull. Oh, he could even stab them with his hook!
Wiz: And it seems like that Foxy has a Pain Resistance despite that he isn't harmed by ripping himself apart.
Boomstick: If you notice that curtain is wide open, and the sign changed to IT'S ME, you should know that you are in danger.
Wiz: Despite him having killing experience, he doesn't have a fighting experience. His only movements in FNAF 1 are to hide or leaving the Pirate Cove to rushes down the West Hall towards the office, if fail then he will go back to Pirate Cove and do the same things all over again.
Boomstick: The problem is he can get outrun by William Afton.
Wiz: Despite that he is one of the ghost of a child possessed in animatronic, his Intelligence should be at least average.
Boomstick: Beware, he is the most dangerous pirate animatronic fox!
Foxy jumpscares in FNAF 2
Pre Death Battle[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEE!
Poll[]
Death Battle[]
Foxy came out of the office with a blood on his mouth, he walked through Freddy.
Freddy Fazbear: Nice job, Foxy. That was really quick.
Foxy: Ya, thanks. It annoyed me seeing Security Guards in middle of night.
Chica: Hey, I found this poster in our front door.
Chica showed a poster of Baldi.
Foxy: Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning? Here School? What kind of name is that?
Chica: I know right?
Foxy: I must go to that school to confront this Baldi guy.
Freddy Fazbear: Are you sure? It could be very far from here!
Foxy: I know, but if this Baldi guy freak out about my look then I'll kill him with no problem. So don't worry about me, y'all take care.
Foxy looks up the address, and he is ready to go once he cleaned his mouth.
Foxy: Oh, in case if I didn't get back by daylight. I'll see you at another night. And if kids want to see me, make up some excuses. Cya.
At Here School
Foxy: This is it, finally took me hours.
Foxy enters in Here School, Baldi was standing there, Baldi then greets Foxy.
Baldi: Oh, Hi! Welcome to my schoolhouse!
Foxy: This poster is yours, right?
Baldi: Yes, that's mine. You came here to be my new student?
Foxy: What? No. Just came here to say we're not interested.
Foxy throw poster at Baldi, making Baldi incredibly mad, Foxy turn around and notices that it's almost 6:AM.
Foxy: Dang, almost time for--
Baldi charges and swings his ruler at Foxy, who dodged. Foxy then manages to kick Baldi's stomach.
Foxy: Ah, a fight. Looks like I'm going to rip another fresh.
Both combatants charges at each other, and swings their weapons at each other, Hook and Sharp Ruler. Baldi swings and actually slashes Foxy by surprise, Foxy was confused at first, as Baldi swings his ruler, Foxy dodges and slashes Baldi with a hook.
Foxy: Impressive ruler, glabrous!
Baldi stabs Foxy, which didn't do enough, Foxy throw a punches at Baldi, making Baldi's nose bleeds. As Foxy swings his hook at Baldi, Baldi blocks it with his hand, making his own hand to have a hole in it. Foxy kicks Baldi in groin, before Foxy could kill Baldi, Principal grabs him and took him to detention room. Principal gave Foxy a minute of detention.
Foxy: The heck was that?
Baldi busted the door, caught Foxy by surprise.
Foxy: Well thanks for a busted out!
Foxy uses his Speed to tackles Baldi, punching him in the ground, Baldi pushes Foxy off of him. Baldi also uses his Speed to attack Foxy, Foxy grabs Baldi and slamming him into wall. Baldi hits Foxy's eyes, causing him to stay away. Both combatants hears a noise, Gotta Sweep was going on their way, both combatants dodges the speed of Gotta Sweep but Foxy quickly grabs Gotta Sweep and hits Baldi with it. Foxy throw it away and punches Baldi and slashing him with a hook, Foxy bites Baldi's shoulder violently causing Baldi to scream in pain. Baldi stabs Foxy's forehead, Foxy stabs Baldi in the guts, then tossing him to other side.
Foxy: How can a pathetic human like you can stand a chance against me?
Baldi: I'll teach you a lesson, you bad fox.
Foxy: Name's Foxy, ya dull-witted.
Baldi: Enough!
Foxy jumpscare at Baldi, Baldi dodges him jumping in the air, Foxy quickly turn around and charges. As Baldi pull out a notebook, Foxy stopped.
Foxy: Huh?
Baldi: Solve this problem, what's 6 X 6?
Foxy: It's time for you to die.
Foxy made a hole in the notebook by stabbing it via a hook, Foxy kicks Baldi's knee and giving him a good headbutt. Foxy was stopped by someone, a girl that have a jumping rope.
Playtime: I wanna play with someone!
Foxy without problem cut the jumping rope, causing Playtime to be sad and walk away. Baldi jumps at Foxy, Foxy did a backflip that uppercuts Baldi, Foxy then throws a heavy punch at Baldi, sending him miles away. Baldi's nose was bleeding.
Foxy: Okay, this place is... Uncanny. Now after I kill you, I'll kill anyone that won't let me get out of this place.
Baldi: You won't go anywhere, Foxy!
Both combatants clashed their weapon at each other, Foxy knees Baldi's stomach and backslap him. Baldi stabs Foxy in the chest with a ruler, Foxy chuckles and he violently holds his arm, pulling it very hard enough to rip his arm out. Foxy throw his arm away, and as he walk through Baldi who is currently screaming, he stabs Baldi's tongue and rip it off of Baldi's mouth. Foxy swings his hook at Baldi's neck, he then punch Baldi's chest. Foxy holds Baldi's head and continues to take a bite at Baldi's skull, the screen went black before he could bite it.
Another Night
Foxy enters in his home, Freddy Fazbear Pizzeria. His friends were amazed seeing him, covering blood in his mouth again, his hands are also cover in blood.
Freddy Fazbear: Foxy! You're back! How was it?
Foxy: Uncanny and Annoying, I've kill almost everyone in the whole school who was getting on my way after I kill that Baldi guy. And yes, he attacked me first.
Bonnie: Well bud, there is new Security Guard tonight, you want to kill him?
Foxy: I'm killing another person tonight? Of course I would like to!
Result[]
K.O.
Boomstick: That was absolutely epic!
Wiz: This was a unique battle to experience, Baldi and Foxy seemed to be a near match in terms of Speed. But the problem for Baldi, Foxy's Speed can allow him to dodge Baldi's attacks.
Boomstick: Seriously though, Baldi loses 10 times already and without any wins.
Wiz: Well, that don't matter. Anyway, in term of Speed, Baldi could chase player 1.00 miles per seconds while Foxy run to 14 meters per seconds. But unfortunately it won't matter because like I said, Foxy's Speed can allow him to dodge Baldi's attacks and keep up with him.
Boomstick: And of course, Foxy have every other Advantages except Intelligence. Foxy could crush human's skull and bangs a metal door so hard that it drains power with each strike while Baldi kill player via a ruler, and Baldi's ruler won't hurt Foxy despite that Foxy has Pain Resistance.
Wiz: Foxy's Durability should be comparable to other animatronics, who survived burning. Foxy's jumpscares could disrupt Baldi's hearing and quickly go for a kill.
Boomstick: Don't forget that Foxy could tear limbs apart, that isn't something that Baldi is capable of.
Wiz: While Baldi does have Speed Advantages, but he won't surpass Foxy's Strength and Durability.
Advantages: Foxy winner
- Stronger
- Faster (Could dodge Baldi's attacks)
- More Durable
Disadvantages: Baldi loser
- Weaker
- Faster
- Durable but not more than Foxy
- Smarter
Boomstick: Looks like Baldi was...
Wiz: Oh don't you...
Boomstick: Outfoxed!
Wiz: Hm... The winner is Foxy!