* Bad piggy vs Goomba is a battle made by hatty with a hat featuring the Pig from Angry Birds vs The goomba from Super Mario
- the connections are that they are the first and basic enemy in they're games,Defeated countless times,And work for gamings biggest baddies
Introduction
Boomstick:Ah Mario and Red,two of gamings iconic heroes.
Wiz:A But every hero needs a army of Baddies to fight off until they Reach the big bad.
Boomstick:Such as the Bad Piggy,The Egg Hunter.
The Goomba
The bad piggy
Wiz:And the Goomba,The walking Mushroom.
Boomstick:I'm Boomstick and he's Wiz.
Wiz:And it's Our job to anaylyze their weapons,Armor & skills to find out who would win a death battle.
Bad Piggy steals in DEATH BATTLE[]
Wiz:Not so long ago in Bird Island lived birds with Red the leader of the Flock,They peacefully and protecting they're eggs.[]
Boomstick:That is until the badasses AKA the Pigs try to steal and eat the babies!
Wiz:And the ones to defend the eggs from the birds are the Bad Piggies.
( Cue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShCtxp9qJo)
Feats
Boomstick:Does this guy even have feats?
Wiz:Though you never asked here is a list of them.
- Stole the Eggs countless times.
- Willing to do his job even if he gets popped.
- Great Construction worker.
Boomstick:Wow guess I kinda underestimated Him but still not impressed.
Wiz: Sigh Let's take a look at his arsenal, like this Crystal it can turn something into anything like that gun into TNT or Maybe even a human being into a ice cube!
Boomstick: Whoa! I'm not letting that pig turn my gun into a TNT!
Wiz: He also can throw wrenches ,Pretty self explanatory.
Boomstick: Yawns
Wiz: He has a blaster that can shoot out projectiles ,Can shoot out fire from his hands or blaster, Telekinesis which explains why he is holding a item without arms, Rockets that explode after a little while, A stick and maybe even a TNT block, Dynamite, fire arrow from a bow, And a boxing glove that is like a Jack in a box but more deadly!
Boomstick: Ok now I'm impressed.
Wiz: He also has great durability like surviving great falls,Having a kingdom fall on him and even have a rocket fly into him!
This could be very fatal to a human being
Popup:the kingdom feat is from the angry birds movie and the other durability feats come from Angry Birds 2
Wiz:And from the movie one of his kind managed to avoid broken bones after landing on a pole,And survived countless explosions,Also in Angry birds fight if his Foe is angry and so is He, He can Match up with the foe.
Boomstick:Ok but doe's that mean if he fights Bakugou,He can beat the shit out of him!
Wiz:Thats right Boomstick!
Boomstick:You forgot to mention that he can support the weight of Boulders, Bricks, And makes builds that a human can't do!
Wiz:Correct, Also he managed to do a build on a machine that forces objects into the ground! (Forgot what the gravity thing was named or which type of gravity it is)
Boomstick;Man what can’t these guys do
They also use airplanes for launching tnt and use karts for speed
Boomstick:They should be in the next need for speed game
Wiz:Not gonna happen also they Almost have no intelligence but they can build non-human builds on machines before which we already talked about
Boomstick:Now let’s see what these guys can’t do.
Wiz:He mostly has Long ranged attacks,He is kinda dumb,Only a little bit skilled with hand-to-Hand combat,And his telekinesis is short ranged around a average humans hand
Bommsfick:…Ok but after all they are very crafty and will keep trying to steal the eggs for Generations to come.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHcGef-N3pk
Trivia[]
During the development of Angry Birds there was a virus going around (forgot the name but it had something to do with a different word for pig)And so the pigs were based off that virus,The pigs aren’t bad they are just hungry
Goomba Marches into Death battle[]
Long ago in The Mushroom Toad's and Goomba's lived in peace until Bowser and his army attacked as the Goomba's betrayed their buddie's.
Boomstick:Can't blame them since the Toad's are fucking annoying.
( Cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01dAtCXYJHg)
Boomstick:Ok since you know this guy very well let me tell you its feats
- Killed Mario countless times in his first appearance
- Can access the castle (No duh)
- Can still fight against fighters even if he gets his Ass beaten
- they can survive the same crash in Bowser's Minions as Mario and Luigi did (credits toFoxthefox1000 for the original feat in goomba’s page)
Yes this is real
Wiz:Lets take a look at his strength and HOLY SHIT!
Boomstick:WHAT IS IT!
Wiz:Coughs He is Sturdy enough to sent a kart with Bowser inside flying and after a goomba gets stomped on he can turn back to normal so He maybe has regeneration after getting stomped on and only when stomped on.
Boomstick:He also has the Koopa clown car and in its firey version it can shoot fire balls and in its strongest form can obliterates 3 blocks in the air.
Wiz:Correct also he can become the Shoe Goomba by getting a shoe which can cause a medium sized shockwave and when wearing the stiletto which is a stronger version of the shoe can cause a shockwave and can break threw blocks and it can stand on spikes and other spike like stuff and can survive in hot lava!
Boomstick:And it can take flight with the wings and drop down Micro Goomba's,Man your a badass if you drop babies from the sky!
Wiz:Finally he has the Devolution gun which changes the Foe's appearance to what They were originally until they turn to nothing,Can have the Tanooki leaf to swing the Foe away and get a boost when jumping,He can become a cat to slash its paws at people and can change it's size.
Boomstick:Moving onto speed..Does He have speed?
Wiz:Well he does when he see's Mario but i think that's all but if we want we can give him a Kart but whatever.
Boomstick:And he has average intellegence and that is a Disadvantage.
Boomstick:Speakiing of that He keeps falling into his death,Main weakness is his head can be stomped on and mostly has medium ranged attacks and short ranged telekinesis but over-all he will be weak but will forever be brave at stopping the Mario bros.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?vNf_sD8u62MY
Trivia[]
The Goomba is one of the starting ending if not the only enemy to have the most kills which was form his first appearance in Super Mario Bros.
Also the Goomba was not the first enemy for Mario to encounter,in fact it goes to the Donkey kong and the fire dudes from The arcade Game:Donkey Kong (Or dankey Kang if your somebody like HyperSsonic)
Intermission[]
Wiz:Alright the Combatants are set and We gathered data threw all possibilities
Boomstick:It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
The Combatants set
Pre-Fight[]
Goomba is on the battlefield and gets hungry but then he sees some eggs
A Piggy also sees it
Piggy : Good thing those birds are gone and oh wait who's that.
Goomba : I'm a Goomba i am hungry so gonna take these eggs.
Piggy : Wait no those are mine.
Goomba : Wanna fight for it.
Piggy : Sure.
Fight[]
(Cue Mischievous Mushrooms)
The Pig pulls out a stick which the Goomba responds by catching it like a dog and throws it into the crowd of soldier Goomba's,As the Goomba Pulls out a blaster and shoots fireballs from it as the Pig counters the Fireballs with the crystals which later collide with the fireballs turning them into ice as they shatter when hitting the floor,Then the Pig has a idea with the stick when the Goomba is ready to use his feet to attack and is running towards the Pig who throws a stick at him and the Gommba catches it like a dog again,Then the Pig pulls out a crystal and throws it at the Stick turing it into dynamite sending the Goomba into a small castle then it pans to the Piggy building a car and riding into the Small Castle and destroying the car on impact sending Him Upwards from the explosion and as He screams he is later sent to the roof of the castle.
In the small Castle
The Goomba's and the Pig's are having a bomb fight which bombs explode on each side sending Minions out of the castle,The leader of the groups are there in pillow fortresses as it cuts to one of them.
Leader Piggy:Ok guys time for plan B,Nicholas,Cage the bombs We will use them for later and bob bring out the pillow and swords.
Which Bob does do as he gives them to Each Pig,Then the Goomba sniper with a nerf gun as a Sniper see's what they are doing and tells the leader to do the same
Leader Goomba:Oh if they are doing Plan B so are,,,Here's a crash from the roof We?
As he hears the Crash from the roof,The Goomba who is fighting The Pig lands on a Goomba causing him to be dizzy as the Goomba he hit falls off the floor nearest to the roof and then the Pig who also fell from the roof see's the Goomba and get's mad at Him and so does the Goomba who get's a ability from the Cat bell then before the Pig can react he gets slashed leaving a mark on his face and then pulls out a stick this time the attack lands and the stick gets into Goomba's eye then as it later bleeds causing the Goomba to scream out "HOW IS YOUR STICK POWERFUL EVEN THOUGH IT"S FRAGILE YOU LITTLE SH-" later cuts to the Goomba who fell hitting the generator (Which sparks come from it)causing his head to crack open then it cut's back to The Goomba and the Piggy having a angry expression at each other and then the lights go out as we here Bombs and TNT about to go off as headbutts and kicks can be heard as Grunts and Screams can be heard with almost half of the groups defeated then the small castle explodes from top to bottom sending the Both combatants to a plane.
On The Plane
The Piggy lands on the plane safely while the Goomba is hit by the propeller but not cut to pieces causing him to be launched into a Question block with wings causing him to hit it and has he falls to the ground he gets squished by the block with a big mushroom landing on the Goomba. Back to the top of the plane the Pig can finally rest until
BOOM!
A big explosion is heard as the Pig takes a look as the Giant Goomba the Size of a skyscraper is seen going the direction of the plane while pulling out a gaint devolution gun and shooting toward the Pig who dodges it then he attempts to throw TNT blocks at the Goomba who simply blows them back at the Pig who dodges the Falling TNT blocks later exploding, then he see's the Goomba get wings and calls on some Micro-Goomba's for help who are the same size as a house attempting to swallow The Pig but the Bad Piggy shoots one with a fire from his blaster causing a Micro-Goomba to incinerate and hit another Micro-Goomba falling from the plane to the ground like a asteroid and later splatters on the ground, The next Micro-Goomba is hit by a wrench the Pig has threw and it landed on his eye then the blinded Micro going near the propellers is later cut to pieces, Later The Giant Goomba with wings gets another mushroom and grows again but much bigger (Around the size of the moon) and brings out his devolution gun but much big and charges the gun at the plane but the Pig throws the last crystal he has and throws it at the gun turning it the size acceptable for the Pig to handle and charges the gun at the Goomba who attempts to swallow the plane full but is later stopped by a charge from the devolution gun and changes into it's last form countless of times before.
BOOM!
Green liquid splatters all over the battlefield and even on the plane causing it to lose control then it lands into the ground baldy damaged with the Bad Piggy landing safely on the ground noticing the Goomba is nowhere to be seen with just a giant brain being turned into green liquid meaning the Goomba is now dead.
K.0[]
The Pig is seen with the eggs after the war has ended but later sent flying to Piggy kingdom by a explosion from Bomb.
Next screen Bowser's army is seen running away after being defeated.
Post Analysis[]
Boomstick:WOAH! That was the worst way he could have gone out
Wiz:But why did the Bad Piggy win you ask?well you see while the Goomba survived explosions bigger then the Pig,the Bad Piggy survived a kingdom collapsing bigger then the explosions the Goomba survived.
Boomstick:They both have equal arsenal but the Pig has a superior arsenal so even the biggest threats in Goomba's arsenal can easily be eliminated by the crystal and be turned into beer,In that case Drinks bear
Wiz:Strength goes to both due to the Pig being able to support the weight of boulders heck even a boulder the weight of bowser and speed goes to both of them,And the Goomba was sturdy enough to handle a kart with Bowser on it
Booms-tick:The Pig takes Intelligence due to being able to do builds on machines that bring objects down while the Goomba has average human intelligence
Boomstick:Look's like this Goomba turned into a BOOM-ba
Wiz:The Winner is The Bad piggy
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Bad Piggy[]
- More durable +
- Less dangerous arsenal but the crystal can easily turn the koopa car or stillesto into a weak object +/-
- More smart+
- Same speed as Goomba =
- Same strength as Goomba =
Goomba[]
- Less durable -
- More dangerous arsenal but can easily be defeated by Crsytal +/-
- Less smart -
- Same speed as Bad Piggy =
- Same strength as Bad Piggy =[1]
Music[]
The music would be called Mischevous Mushrooms as a reference to Bad piggies and Mischevous being another word for bad and The Mushrooms are based off are goomba’s got their design off of Mushroom,it would a remix of the boss theme in Mario and Luigi:Paper jam and the boss theme from Angry birds 2 both being in Persona like music
Next Time[]
Next Time..
A Runt from Dr.Zomboss Vs A Grunt from A.A.H.W