Azula VS Mileena is a What If? Death Battle and the 7th battle by NEWChristianthepupbot.
Description[]
Avatar: The Last Airbender VS Mortal Kombat.
Today, two of the deadliest princesses and worst siblings will see which murderous monarch can live to be daddy's favourite. Will Mileena be roasted to a crisp, or is Azula on the menu?
Intro[]
Wiz: The princess, daughter of a King or Lord.
Boomstick: Some people think you need to be classy or pretty or have a nice singing voice to be princess, but these two say "screw that!" and think the recipe is being batshit insane!
Wiz: Azula of The Fire Nation.
Boomstick: And Mileena of Outworld. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour and skill to find out who would win A DEATH BATTLE.
Azula[]
Azula Burns Up DEATH BATTLE!
Wiz: In the world of Avatar, magic not only exists, but is common place. So much so, the very nations of the world were formed around them.
Boomstick: Say it with me now; Water. Earth. Fire. Air. They all lived in harmony. Four great nations prospering. What could possibly go wrong?
Wiz: Well, ironically, the prospering had brought doom that would change the world forever. In the Fire Nation, the current ruler, Sozin, saw how great the land had become, and it went to his head. He thought that the best possible future would be the Fire Nation spreading across the land.
Boomstick: Once the Avatar, master of all four elements, was conveniently was left on a volcano to die; Sozin brought his plan to action, deciding that it was time to take over the world. And so, The Hundred Year War began. And continued for, well, a hundred years. The mission to take over the two remaining nations were carried on to Sozin's son and eventually grandsons, Ozai and Iroh. Now Iroh was a cool guy, so we're not focusing on him. Instead, let's talk about evil incarnate.
Wiz: Ozai, from the beginning, was competitive and controlling. A fact that would soon be learned by his wife. When Fire Lord Azulon found out the location of the Avatar's granddaughter, he brought Ozai there to arrange a marriage to spawn what he hoped to be powerful offspring. They found the granddaughter, Ursa, and with their marriage almost instant, she was taken to the capitol.
Boomstick: Yeah, Ozai is just as good of a husband as he is a sane human being. But despite all that, his dreams of an ultimate baby were answered...Well, first he had Zuko, and he freaking hated that kid. So they tried again and got exactly what he was looking for. A perfect child that would be the bane of all in her way: Azula.
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BACKGROUND:
-Age: 14
-Height: 5'0'
-Weight: 116 Ibs
-Heir to Fire Lord Ozai
-Fire: Blue
-Was Fire Lord for a very brief period
-Can't go anywhere with out her DING sound effect.
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Wiz: Azula, from the beginning, was considered a prodigy. From childhood, her bending skills were exquisite, and so was her knowledge of the nation. Of course, that came at a price. Azula was violent, crazy for the attention of her mother, manipulative, and even a bully. She constantly tormented her brother Zuko and even once set a teacher's pants on fire for correcting her.
Boomstick: Damn, I wish I could've done that. "Oh, you want third method? How about third degree burns!." Anyways, you'd think any normal father would have discouraged this, but Ozai loved it. Well, what would you expect from a guy that included "get me some poison so I can kill my father" in the divorce terms. Oh yeah, Ozai did that when Ursa wanted out. He then became Fire Lord and nobody questioned it.
(Music: Agni Kai - Samuel Kim Music)
Wiz: With her dad in absolute power and her brother gone, it was anything but surprising that she would be a very important asset to the Fire Nation. She is a master firebender. Firebending is an art inspired by Northern Shaolin styles of martial arts. Mainly focusing on quick but aggressive blows. Firebending itself is a very aggressive style, and Azula highlights that fact very well.
Boomstick: Most bending requires a source. Waterbenders need water, earthbenders need earth, air benders...well, I guess they won't be needing air anytime soon. But firebenders don't need that. They can generate fire from NOOOOOWHERE. But Azula herself is pretty special. She can make BLUE FIRE...Why is it blue?
Wiz: That...is a pretty big mystery. Many believe the answer to be that she's just that skilled. Even more than her father and many other firebenders that use orange fire. Actual blue flame usually appears at temperatures between 2600 F (1400c)and 3000 F (1650c), over twice as hot as orange fire. Though, there is another theory. To make actual fire blue...you need salt.
Boomstick: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Anyway, salty or not, Azula has still mastered more Firebending techniques than you can shake a stick burning at.
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FIREBENDING TECHNIQUES
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Boomstick: Being a, you know, firebender, she can produce fireballs of pure heat. In different flavors, too. Like small precise fireballs to giant waves of fire. She can even get blades of fire strong enough cut through buildings. And to top it off, Fire Buzzsaw.
Wiz: Azula can also produce fire from many different places. While the hands are a good start, she can produce fire through her feet, even using it to throw deadlier kicks and punches. And she can even breath fire when under enough pressure.
Boomstick: Don't think fire is overpowered yet? Azula can freaking FLY with it. FLY! Only the main fire-family and the Airbenders have learned how to using bending to fly, and guess which one of those groups is dead.
Wiz: The fire princess has the brains to match that burning brawn as well. She is a master martial artist, matching many in combat without bending. She's able to place Team Avatar right where she wants them, and can even withstand Toph's lie detecting.
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Azula: I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.
Toph: Ok, you're good, I admit it.
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Wiz: Reminder, Toph does that by feeling for heartbeats, meaning Azula is very capable of staying completely composed, even in front of enemies.
Boomstick: Or she was telling the truth! It's her final form, Wiz! No wonder she's so scary.
Wiz:...In actuality, Azula's trademark final move is much more intimidating. Something only done by 2 other people at her time, and those were veteran firebenders. Let me introduce to you; Lightning bending.
Boomstick: This is one of the ultimate forms of bending. Generating electricity from your own hands and then delivering it to whatever soul pissed her off enough to warrant it. Few have survived such a blow.
Wiz: Mainly because lightning is compressed of 1 billion joules. This very attack was enough to kill Avatar Aang! Not knock unconscious, not heavily injure, but kill. Had Katara not had magical water on her at the moment, the Avatar cycle would have ended forever.
Boomstick: Of course, it does take some time to charge and some neat tricks can be used to absorb it and redirect it. Thought that never really matter to Azula as she took one HEAD ON and was fine...physically. Mentally, she was not that fine.
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FEATS
-Became Fire Lord at a young age.
-Killed the Avatar.
-Can match people who can react to her lightning.
-Managed to take over Ba Sing Se.
-Creates This Explosion with Her Brother.
-Took a volleyball game this seriously.
-Evaporates Water...I'll elaborate on this.
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(Music: The Last Agni Kai - Samuel Kim Music)
Wiz: Regardless of mental state, Azula is powerful. In one instant, she managed to evaporate water.
Boomstick: Is...is that supposed to be her best feat.
Wiz: It sounds better in context. What matters is that she instantly managed to evaporate a large sum of it. Following this math as the author is failing science as of 2021, we can determine that the energy required is approximately 3.4 Tons of TNT.
Boomstick: Well that's certainly a lot. Like, over a thousand grenades to the face. And she can create explosions similar to this number. One time, she both created, and survived a relatively big explosion with Zuko. Ah, family bonding.
Wiz: She has consistently been a serious threat to Aang and his friends, has managed to defeat a group of warriors, and subsequently used those warrior's outfits to infiltrate and take over Ba Sing Se, a feat even Iroh couldn't do in his general days.
Boomstick: And she did all of this at the age of 14! FOUR FREAKIN' TEEN! What were you doing at the age of fourteen? Fighting acne and not martial artists with elemental magic? I thought so. Of course, throwing your teenage daughter into a crap ton of battle isn't exactly...the best for their mental health. I learned this from personal experience when my daughter gave me a bullet for Father's Day.
Wiz: Even with her battles, she was not scoring as many victories as she should. This eventually drove her a little off the edge. It didn't help that while hunting Zuko, his ex-girlfriend and one of Azula's best friend turned on her, which was followed by her other.
Boomstick: Betrayed by both of her friends, Azula was pretty crazy. And then Ozai decided that it would be a great time to leave her with the Fire Nation while he burned down the world. So, even with a nation under her rule, she went really crazy. She basically banished everyone and, while giving herself a haircut, saw her mother in the mirror.
Wiz: This lead to her losing a lot of her skill in the final battle with Zuko, and thanks to Katara, lost the fight entirely. This was thanks to the Water Bender trapping her in an ice block. Firebenders generally need both space for movement and breathing to actually use fire, so ice is a very good counter.
Boomstick: Even after, she experienced hallucinations of her mother. These visions tortured her into thinking that the woman was the mastermind behind it all. It drove her completely off the wall, amounting into her actually trying to find her mother...she did and that basically just made things worse.
Wiz: As of right now, Azula's fate is unknown. In this point in the comics, she's managed to free fellow prison inmates, and now as the goal of turning Zuko into the monster that she and their father once were. Still, no matter how reckless or collected she is, Azula will always be a threat to any in her path.
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Long Feng: You've beaten me at my own game.
Azula: Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player.
Mileena[]
Mileena Looks For a Meal in DEATH BATTLE!
Wiz: Welcome to Edenia. It's heavily defined by it's luxurious fields, beautiful ruling family, and it's people; direct descendants of The Gods.
Boomstick: For those believing it's way too peaceful and nice to be in a game like this; you're right. So, along came Outworld, an entirely different realm looking to take over Edenia. And it was lead by the muscular, most badass conqueror ever. Shao Kahn.
Wiz: Shao was a tyrant like no other before him. He was previously an adviser to the Dragon King of Outworld. However, after The King's empire had grown stronger than any other, Shao made a move that would change the face of the realms. He poisoned his own master, and started leading his rule over Outworld.
Boomstick: But just like my crabby ex-wife, Shao Kahn wanted MORE! And he would cross the dimensions if it meant he'd get exactly that.
Wiz: Leading him to Edenia. Wanting the realm to add to his empire, he challenged it to Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: MORTAL KOM-
Wiz: -Don't. And after winning ten tournaments in a row, managed to take the realm and fused it with Outworld itself.
Boomstick: If that wasn't enough, to prove his absolute chad energy, he killed the king and forced Queen Sindel to marry her...Or she decided to help kill the king. Depends on the writer. A lot of rough divorce terms today. Anyways, regardless of the writer, there was one person not happy.
Wiz: Kitana, Princess of Edenia, now Outworld, was always rebellious against the Ultimate Homewrecker, especially after Sindel's death. Shao Kahn himself wanted to kill Kitana in the first place, but Sindel recommended not to.
Boomstick: So, when Sindel kicked it, he decided "You know what? Screw you! I'll make a better daughter." So he got Shang Tsung, or as you may know him; the worst, to get the DNA of Kitana and a Tarkatan (Baraka's species) to create the most vile woman in the world; Mileena.
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BACKGROUND:
-Age: 20
-Height: 5'9''
-Weight: (Likely) 170 Ibs.
-"Princess" of Edenia and "Sister" of Kitana
-Created by Shang Tsung
-Favored by Shao Kahn
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Boomstick: Wait...can I take that back? She looks pretty freaking hot.
Wiz: How about now?
Boomstick: Jackpot!
Wiz: I...From her own birth, it was clear Mileena was not going to be a normal Edenian. Her first moments on her Earth were spent fighting her sister, and it was only going to get worse from there.
Boomstick: She lost the fight, but to be clear, Kitana is 10'000 years old! So the fact that she managed to not instantly go down from birth says something.
Wiz: And ever since the Kahn's fall and death, Mileena has been trying to take Outworld's thrown all the rest of her life, a consistent rival to her sister.
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POWERS & ABILITIES
-Tarkatan biology
-Martial Arts
-Sai Mastery
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Boomstick: Mileena's weapon of choice is the Sai. It's got 3 points, which is 3 times the points of a knife; therefor 3 times as dangerous. With these, we can tell Mileena likes to get up close in personal in order to stab you to death, though she doesn't lack ranged attacks in the slightest. She'll throw her sai with a nice purple glow. And, because video games, can get another pair from nowhere.
Wiz: When it comes to other techniques, Mileena is a very skilled at teleportation, usually using it to disappear, reappear and kick you in the face. She also has one of the most unpredictable and devastating moves of any fighting game: The Roll.
Boomstick: If you want to be super sneaking, she can also turn herself invisible. Despite being a weird hungry/sexy monster, she's easily the most "ninja" of the female ninjas...Though that isn't saying much as ninja's don't usually explode people to death. A very non-ninja technique she has comes in the form of her deadliest weapon: Her mouth. Mileena can use this thing to fucking eat you.
Wiz: It's been estimated that a human body is 125822 calories, meaning that in just one bite, Mileena can consume around 62x the recommended daily calorie intake.
Boomstick: D-did we just calculate the science of vore? …Why do you know the science of vore off the top of your head?
Wiz:...I dunno.
Boomstick: Other fatalities include eating a bowl of nails for breakfast and spitting it back at you, getting kinky, and turning into a skunk…She also does impressions.
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Kabal: Bullshit you can imitate Kitana, not with that mouth.
Mileena: Do you believe now, Kabal?
Kabal: How the hell is that possible?
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(Music: Reptile Theme)
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FEATS
-Battled Kitana despite just being born.
-Took beatings from Kabal, Kitana, D'Vorah and Kotal Kahn.
-Stole Shinnok's Amulet.
-Survives this blast from Kotal Kahn.
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Wiz: Mileena, despite her beastly reputation, is what we would call a punching bag character. She's really only their to get beaten by the cast for the sake of gameplay, though she did contribute a lot to the plot in MKX.
Boomstick: Now, this doesn't make her a bad fighter, but it does mean that a lot of her feats are gonna come from scaling. We can likely scale her to anyone she's fought as well as Kitana because, ya know, she's a clone.
Wiz: With that out of the way, lets scale Kitana to fellow beast-woman Sheeva. Kitana fought and beat Jade, Jade beat Sheeva in MK9, and with Mileena and Kitana having comparable stats it's not unbelievable to think Mileena could harm Sheeva. So, how durable is Sheeva? Well, she managed to survive this explosion. According to this calculation, is worth 3.4 Tons of TNT.
Boomstick: She's also had a run in with Kabal. Our Masked Master of Speed can do this, meaning Mileena also outfoxing bullets is pretty likely.
Wiz: Mileena has encountered some pretty impressive foes, including Stryker the Supercop-
Boomstick: Is that supposed to be impressive?
Wiz: And the Kahn of Outworld, Kotal.
Boomstick: Oh, yeah that sounds way cooler. Even after Shao's death, Mileena stuck around and formed her own rebellious group to reclaim her throne, even getting a godly Amulet, which we won't be using due to her losing it. And, while this wouldn't be useful in a fight, she can apparently read her sister's thoughts. Again, useless her, but it would probably make an interesting Teen Drama. I was thinking something like "Mind Your Own Business, Sister!" Or "Psychic Sibling."
Wiz: You watch teen dramas?
Boomstick:...I dunno.
Wiz: Mileena is not a flawless creature. She's rarely actually...wins a fight because NetherRealm writing. She is very openly insane, and has let her emotions get the better of her during a fight. This eventually lead to her getting killed by D'Vorah in a...unique way.
Boomstick: We did it first...Wow, that first line by me does not age well.
Wiz: WE PROMISSED NEVER TO SPEAK OF THAT! (Clears Throat). Mileena isn't all blood and murder, however. I theorize that inside her is a desire to truly be accepted by her sister.
Boomstick: Aww, look she's having a tea party with teddy bears dressed as the ninja babes. She's not that evil, she wants to be a family. She even says it first time they meet.
Wiz: Well, gushy feelings aside, the lack of love made her attitude fit her appearance. She is a monster in purple not afraid to gut you and eat you alive, and ready to strike at any moment. There is a reason people call her the true daughter of Shao Kahn.
Boomstick: Mileena is one twisted sister.
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Mileena: You took my throne! Now you wish to steal my means of reclaiming it?
D'Vorah: Neither was meant for you.
Mileena: Who are you to say!? I will take something for yours...YOUR LIFE!
Father's Fatal Favourite[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
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Dark was the night. Darker than sin. In the middle of a forest, a castle stood. Many feet tall and many people present, it was a powerful force to take down.
Upon the top floor of the tower like castle stood a door. A very tall wooden door guarded by two people. They were doing their best job until they heard a footstep onto the hallway floor. Pointing their weapons, they waited as the darkness slowly uncloaked a female figure.
Guard 1: Who goes there?
Guard 2: Surrender now or…
A foot covered in purple clothing emerged, followed by a masked body with two sharp silver objects to contrast with the darkness she omitted. The figure uncovered her purple mask and revealed the truth to the unfortunate guards.
Guard 2:...Or...Oh...OH NO!
The beastly figure moved towards them at striking speed, mouth wide open.
Guards: AAAAAAAUGH-
We quickly cut to the room the wooden door concealed, only lit by torch’s flame. The large door was forced open as blood from the outside dripped onto the red carpets. Emerging from the door was a masked Mileena, now looking across the room.
Sitting on the throne of the castle was a young girl, covered in red. She merely rested her hand on her knee and smiled as the adult woman walked across the red carpet. A DING was heard as the camera moved to her smirking face. Azula.
Azula: Good entrance. Shame you won’t be staying long.
Mileena: Awww. I just wanted to play princess. Please be a good playmate and give me that throne!
(Music: Akuma's Theme - Street Fighter IV)
The Fire Nation Princess simply got up, arms to her sides, and faced down at her challenger. Her evil presence was emphasized as the glass window of the castle covered her with moonlight.
Azula: Aww, but I spent a good while overthrowing the castle’s owner...Well, if you want to play, then your last moments are going to be-
The Princess raised her hands as blue flames started to emerge out of them.
Azula: -very fun for me.
Mileena pulled her sai out and stood in battle position, ready to slice up her opponent.
Mileena: Haha! Be careful, I eat little girls like you!
Azula: Great. Here’s your last meal.
FIGHT![]
Azula was the first to attack, stretching her arm into a fist and launching a fireball as blue as the ocean in the direction of the monster. Mileena nimbly jumped away from the fireball. When it landed on the carpet, she was already to the left of it.
Mileena: So you're a spicy meal. I’m glad!
The Fire Princess’s hands burned brighter.
Azula: Not for long.
The Fire Bender moved her body aggressively, releasing two more fireballs from her hands. Mileena ran towards her opponent, sliding down one fireball and jumping above the other, doing a front flip in the process. The front flip led to a mid-air kick and she launched herself towards Azula.
Ozai’s daughter watched as the Outworlder’s foot approached and merely pointed her hands towards the ground. She then used her firebending to cause a small blast that launched her forward and just high enough to be over Mileena’s kick. Mileena landed on her feet, now on the throne’s platform.
Mileena turned towards Azula, who had just landed and was facing the busted-down door. The purple warrior took her chance and threw her two sai at the girl. Azula simply turned around, lit her fists and hit the coming blades out of her way like her bare fingers as if they were a mere annoyance. Mileena then ran at the girl, sharp fingernails out ready to grab her. But when she arrived, Azula simply did a flip, avoiding the grab.
Upon landing, Azula looked back at the failed grab with a bored look.
Azula: I’ve seen it.
The Tarkatan girl threw a punch, but Azula merely dodged. Mileena then shaped her hands into a claw formation and tried to scratch twice. Azula dodged the first and caught the second, leading her to kick Mileena in the shin and then delivered a few hits to the face with her slapping hand. Azula, finished with her issued beating, grabbed Mileena by the neck.
Azula: So, you can show me something new or be incinerated. It's your call, really.
Mileena: Oh, I’ll give you something.
The space containing Mileena was now empty. With a flash of purple, she had disappeared. To say Azula was surprised was an understatement. Her eyes went up in both directions as if she didn’t know where she was.
Azula: Huh?
Behind Azula and close to the roof, Mileena manifested and stuck her leg out in a kicking motion. She dropped towards the back of Azula’s head.
WHAM!
The purple shoe slammed into the back of Azula’s head, launching her across the room and onto the carpeted ground. She was laying on the ground, face down and still. Mileena approached sai in hand, ready for a feast.
Mileena sent her hand rushing down to stab, but the grounded Azula rolled her to her right and shot a fireball at the monster. Mileena moved away from the fire slightly, but it was enough time for Azula to flip back to her feet. She faced Mileena, who was now finished dodging.
The Fire Princess moved her hand again and shot a flame blade at Mileena, which managed to hit her, pushing her back a little. Azula then rushed over and delivered a regular smack to Mileena’s face. She then gave Mileena another punch to the chest, a left kick to the gut, and finally, lit her own foot in blue flame, which she was about to finish her combo with.
But before she could, Mileena moved back, dodging the flaming kick. The monster rushed in and, using her bare claws, scratched at Azula’s face. Mileena punched her head, grabbed her by the shoulder, hit her in the chest with her knee, and then threw Azula over her shoulder, sending her flying back.
The Fire Princess landed on the throne she had stolen earlier. She was injured from that brawl and looked up to see Mileena summoning her sai, with them appearing out of thin air to be held. Mileena held them over her head, ready to throw them.
Mileena: TIKIKA WOOOOO!
The Half-Edenian threw her sai at the Fire Nationer with all her force. The two weapons rushed at the princess at full speed. Azula’s hands start to burst with blue flames.
CRASH!
The throne was launched out of the castle window with two objects stabbing into it. But, despite the previous shot, Azula was nowhere to be found on the throne. That’s because Azula had flipped off of the chair as it was travelling out of the window, and was outside the castle.
As the chair fell, she used her fired fists to blast off back to the window. However, her plans of getting back into the arena were interrupted when Mileena teleported just above the window, catching the Fire Princess by surprise. She then rushed down and grabbed Azula mid-air, cancelling Azula’s flight and sending them down.
They were both falling as Mileena was ready to use her claws to make Azula’s blood rain on the forest below. But the shocked Azula simply thought of an idea and regained her sadistic smile. DING.
Azula: You want to play magician? Let’s see you disappear.
Azula’s hands and feet lit up blue as she raised her arm. With a quick swipe, a fiery explosion appeared in the air, above the forest.
BOOM!
The injured Mileena was blasted off of Azula as they both fell towards the dark trees below.
The falling Azula turned herself around mid-air and saw the grass coming closer. Not wanting to become a stain, she quickly thrust her hands towards the ground and emitted jets of flame, stopping her fall. After a quick flight, she stopped the jets, touched down and looked around at the dark trees circling her.
STEP
STEP
STEP
(Music: Okami - Ominous Feelings)
Azula heard the steps, likely belonging to Mileena. She aimed her fist at the direction she heard the step, north. But just then, a sound erupted from the south.
Mileena: What makes you so entitled to that throne?
The Bender turned around, merely smiling.
Azula: Asking the fire princesses why she wants a throne. How smart.
Mileena: A princess? So am I! My father wanted me to be his successor. But my sister keeps getting in the way!
Azula: Seems like we have a little bit in common, then.
Mileena: Well, there is one difference...You won’t live to see tomorrow!
(Music: Okami - Battle of Ninetails)
A single sai was thrown out of the woods, but Azula moved her head at the right time, and the sai was avoided. She responded with a blast blue flame at the location it came from. The flames lit up the forest as the fire cast light, but it clearly didn’t hit anyone. However, this gave Azula an idea. She blasted another fireball west. Then north. Then east and a few other directions, nearly all the trees were emitting blue light.
Lastly, she spun herself around. She then stopped when she saw purple in the lit woods, blue light bouncing off her.
Azula: I see you.
The Tarkatan stepped out of her hiding place and faced her opponent.
Mileena: But not for long!
Mileena jumped up and then bent her hands and legs close to her torso, creating a ball formation. She then started spinning extremely quickly, with sai on the ends of the ball to rip up anyone in her way.
The ball rushed towards Azula. The bender, quick enough to react to this bizarre action, threw her hands into the right formation to create a Fire Buzzsaw, which she launched at Mileena. The buzzsaw came close fast, but when it was in line with the attack, The Mileena ball simply sped through it like it was a cloud of dust.
Azula dodged the oncoming ball by moving to the right. However, just as the ball was crossing her, Mileena erupted from her ball form and dropped down, turning to Azula to face her directly.
Mileena sliced, Azula ducked. Mileena stabbed, Azula dodged. This repeated with Mileena trying different ways to cut Azula. The Fire Princess lit her foot on fire once again during one of Mileena’s attacks, and then kicked Mileena in the gut.
POW!
The fire and force launched Mileena across the arena, eventually resulting in her hitting the ground 20 feet away from Azula. She wasn’t moving. The bender moved her finger to the body, ready to finish it off, when something extremely unexpected happened.
A sai rushed to the sky from the ground, just missing Azula’s finger. Regardless, she looked up at it in confusion. Then she looked at Mileena’s body.
Mileena: He...hehe...ha!
Azula looked down and a spot of the grass gleamed purple. She dodged as a sai was launched from the ground. She dodged once again when it happened for the third time. And again. She was dodging sai coming from everywhere on the ground.
Azula: What is this?
It had seemed like once she said that, the fast sai had slowed down. However, just as she was in the mists of dodging, she looked up. She saw Mileena rushing over and, in an instant, stabbed her with one of her sai. The ground sai had stopped as Mileena held her blade in the girl’s gut.
Mileena: Hehe, your death!
Mileena taunted the girl bleeding from the mouth, not noticing Azula's hand had been set ablaze. Mileena saw the fiery hand approaching her, and wasn’t fast enough to do something.
BAM!
The fist hit her, sending her away as well as unplugging her sai from Azula’s torso. She held onto the stab wound as it bled out.
Mileena was sent flying. She managed to lower herself and touch her feet onto the ground, sliding across the grass and reaching her footing. However, she was not uninjured. Her face was bruised, and her mask was starting to burn. Azula looked up at the lady as Mileena decided it was time to rip her mask off.
(Music: Electro Theme X Prowler Theme - Samuel Kim Music)
Azula’s eyes, already in pain, sunk as the piece of cloth paper flew off. Mileena’s true face, with many razor-sharp teeth and a long beastly tongue, faced the injured Azula.
Mileena: What’s wrong, little girl? Afraid of monsters! Ahahaha!
Azula looked at this laughing madwoman. They were already similar, but this woman was a monster...A monster. She remembered her mother and what she thought of her daughter. What everyone thought of her. And she was furious.
The stabbed woman pointed two fingers to the sky and a giant line of flame started to be summoned. She then waved them down towards the beast. Mileena dodged to the right of the flaming line and ran towards Azula, who in turn dropped the flaming line. She punched the air, summoning fireballs, only for Mileena to teleport away from them and closer to Azula.
The tarkatan summoned and swung her sai, Azula narrowly avoiding them. When Mileena was about to bring them down into her eyes, she formed her arms into a blocking formation and stopped them. However, Mileena brought her face closer to Azula, showing her teeth. This shocked the bender, which made her try to move away. This action provided Mileena with the perfect opening to break her guard.
Azula’s hands were pushed out of block formation and Mileena swung her sai across Azula’s face, hitting her. Azula was knocked back by the attack. The resulting slice had put a scar across her face and cut off some of her hair.
This enraged the Fire Nation Princess, who charged both of her hands. She then put them in motion and released the attack, generating a huge wave of flame at the Edenian. It reduced the grass to dust and brought down the trees that had already been burnt beyond recovery. When the flames stopped, Mileena was nowhere to be found.
(Music: X-Men Anime 2011 Theme)
Above Azula teleported Mileena, who rushed down with a kick. The injured Azula, out of breath, looked up to see this, and her tired eyes shrank again at the sight and realization that she was about to get kicked in the face.
WHAM!
Mileena kicked said face, causing even more blood to drip from her mouth. Azula's body to moved in the direction Mileena landed, as to prevent her neck from snapping.
The Outworlder moved up from her landing position and faced the winded princess. Spotting her chance, she dashed closer. Two sharp objects pierced Azula’s body, injuring her more, and while she was looking down at her injuries, Mileena was looking directly at her.
Mileena: Thanks for the meal, dear princess!
Just as she was about to sink her teeth into the princess’s head, Azula looked up with rage and opened her mouth in return.
Azula: AAAAAUGH!
Her scream brought blue fire from her mouth, which travelled directly onto Mileena’s face and mouth. The burns onto her face caused so much pain that she pulled the sai out of Azula and walked backward, holding her face in agony.
Mileena: AUGH! HUAAGH!
Mileena released her face from her hands. Half of it was heavily scarred by the flame, and her vocal cords and throat were injured. She looked up at the teenage girl who did this to her, who was in turn dealing with her stab wounds and looking down.
The burn victim clenched her sai out of rage. With a yell-
Mileena: DIIIIE!
-she rushed over to Azula.
As Mileena ran, the bender took her hands off her wounds, pointed her fingers as they started sparking with electricity, and rotated them into a circle. Azula, with one final hope, pointed her fingers at the oncoming danger.
CRACKLE!
A blast of lightning was released and penetrated Mileena. The monster stopped in her tracks, too injured to even scream in pain. Two sai hit the burnt grass, and Mileena fell to her knees, injured. She held onto her scarred torso.
Azula, more angry than hurt, approached the injured Mileena, done with this fight. Once close, she placed her hand on the hybrid’s head, much to her surprise.
Azula: I told you it would be your last meal...Choke on it, monster.
The hand started to light up, and Mileena knew exactly what was coming. In a bright light of blue, Azula’s hand released another massive wave of flame, swallowing Mileena’s head, neck, shoulders and upper chest.
Mileena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUAGH!
When the flame finally died down, Mileena’s top quarter was nothing but a skeleton with sharp teeth, which fell to the ground, skull breaking from the neck.
Azula fell to her knees and covered her eyes with her hands. Blood and tears decorated the burnt grass from everything that had just happened.
K.O![]
Boomstick: So...Is Azula going to be okay?
Wiz: Was she ever?
Boomstick: Good point.
Wiz: This was an interesting match up to look at. On the surface, it seemed like Mileena could take the battle fairly easily. Her fight with Kitana proved she could hold her own against extremely experienced opponents, and her techniques and powers were practically unheard of in the Avatar world.
Boomstick: But that's where obvious advantages end for her. Azula still had massive advantage in range and destruction, plus she was a lot more mentally put together in comparison. At least, if we're talking pre-finale.
Wiz: But, when it came to overall power, we have a different story. According to the calculations we used, both could deal blows worth over 3 tons of TNT.
Boomstick: So, they're even right?
Wiz: Well, that's actually a little iffy. Many of Azula's best feats are done directly. Meanwhile, we had to figure out Mileena's stats with scaling to Kitana, who scaled to many other people. This method for Mileena, however, isn't flawless. See, Mileena has never really triumphed in combat, especially over her sister. So her actually being comparable to people like Sheeva is possible, but not exactly likely.
Boomstick: But even if she was weaker, it's obvious both Mileena and Azula could harm each other. Taking to heart Kitana scaling, both had much better offensive options than defensive. For example, a good stab or hit from Mileena could definitely keep Azula down long enough to finish the fight and turn Azula into an afternoon snack.
Wiz: But was that hit going to land?
Boomstick: Yeah, speed was the real deciding factor hear, and by god does Azula take it. Let's assume Mileena can scale to Kabal.
Wiz: Following this calculation because the author is bad at math, Kabal should have the speed to go almost Mach 3. Or well over 3400 Km/h.
Boomstick: That's fast. Now what could be faster than that? Oh yeah, lightning! How fast is lightning? Over 400000 Km/h. That's around 125 x faster than Kabal. That's not going to be easy for Mileena to dodge at all. Plus, she doesn't deal with lightning well.
Wiz: Speaking of dodging, Azula herself is comparable to people like Katara and Zuko, who can react to her lightning attack. This means not only is Azula going to have an easy time hitting Mileena, but Mileena's going to have a difficult time hitting Azula.
Boomstick: In the end, despite the Outworlder's experience and abilities, Azula's speed and more reliable feats won her the battle. Guess she wished she had Daddy Kahn to Mil-lean on.
Wiz: Really?
Boomstick: Best I got. All this talk of dads have made me tired and sad.
Wiz: The winner is Azula.
Next Time[]
"Maybe after I fuck over you, I can give your mother the same treatment!"
"I don't have a mother."
Trivia[]
-The connections between the two is that they are both sadistic heirs to a tyrannical dictator who serve as rivals to their older siblings. Both are favored by their father and both can be see as the opposite of what a princess is seen as. Instead of sweet and nice, they are cunning and evil. Both also have father's who poisoned their way into becoming rulers and were born for the purpose of being better than their sibling.
-The track for this fight would be called "Father's Fatal Favourite" and be a traditional Chinese mix in the style of Avatar, but with a much sinister tone. Some techno elements might also be used to see if you could blend the genres into one. The album cover would be two sai crossed together, but the blades of the sai are made of fire, one sai red and one said blue.
-This would be a sprite fight with MUGEN sprites for Mileena and a custom sprite for Azula, likely in the season 7 style...because those looked GREAAAAAAT in motion.