| Ashley VS Karkat | |
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| Season | 2 |
| Season Episode | 2 |
| Air date | 04-01-2021 |
| Written by | Cider621 |
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Description[]
Connections[]
- Young
- "Edgy"
- Have bad tempers
- Have 4th wall awareness
Disclaimer[]
- I don't like using F-bombs so Karkat's swearing will be toned down
Intro[]
Boomstick: I hate kids, they can't do anything useful and they cry when they can't get their way, they're also mouthy as shit
Wiz: Well these two definitely have their bad sides, well, they have to have good sides to have bad sides
Like Ashley, the witch that lives in a haunted mansion
And Karkat Vantas, the short tempered and rude troll...though that isn't too different from the rest of them
He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Ashley[]
Hey Wiz, who is the girl next door?
The one living in the spooky mansion?
Yeah her
Well, you better learn her name, because it's Ashley
This little girl is terrifying, she can destroy you by just walking
That's pretty accurate, casually walking her feet will hit with a force of 3.3 tons
Imagine what she could do if she actually tried
Despite how clearly physically powerful she prefers using magic rather than fighting up close
Using her wand/broom/demon Red
Red is her primary weapon, in his broom form they traveled to the moon in 4 seconds
Assuming it was a straight shot that means they can go and react to speed up to 215,010,000 mph!
Now while Ashley most likely can't reach those speeds on her own, she certainly can react to them
Her lightning blasts can instantly vaporize...cookies just about her size
Measuring the force needed to do this is noticeably more than normal lighting meaning her lighting magic strikes with more force than 0.2 tons of TNT
And that's WAY WAY WAY higher with her lightning orbs
She can carry three at most but three is all she needs to finish people off usually
She can teleport herself or others into a book
She also used a magic spell to make a plant grow so huge it broke through the roof of her manor
She can also summon demons to do her bidding, in fact she's so terrifying that SHE scared THEM
She can turn others into anything
Like, one day she turned her teacher into a spoon, so don't piss her off
A very good idea considering when she is upset the entire sky darkens
In order to suppress the Sun to darken the sky you need 35.73 octillion lumens (As determined in Sonic VS Rainbow Dash)
And she can also use magic to-
I-is she looking at us?
She can break the 4th wall
Ashley: I trust you idiots are representing my abilities correctly on your little show
Now wait just a min-
You...turned him into a can of beer
He was angering me...do you have a problem with that?
I- me- no, I just need him to finish the show
Hm...ok
AH! Ok i'm back
Finish up fast i'm getting tired of waiting for my chance to crush my opponent
Ok ok, we're just now about to mention one of you final abilities
Good
Phew, she's gone...WELP, let's talk about the Dark Zone
Ashley can summon a purple cloud which delivers constant damage, slowing them down or, even shrinking them
You do not wanna get caught in these things
Much like how you don't wanna get caught on her bad side, in fact it was once stated that if Ashley wanted to, she could take over and rule the world
And she'll have time to other things on the side, even homework!
If Ashley wants you to do something for her, if you say no, you're toast
| “ | I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet! | „ |
Karkat[]
In his respiteblock. He was not given a name before his sixth Wriggling Day
Oh god...here we go with these...names again
He was initially named Bulgereek Nookstain
Yet he chopped the name entry box in half
Much like Dave, Karkat doesn't put up with that kind of bullshit.
Or really anyone's..."bullshit"
This kid has really bad mouth on him
And being a troll he...has an interesting way of talking
All caps
His mouth isn't the only bad thing he has, he also has a really really bad temper
He's considered an extremely weak person, but that doesn't mean much when the people he's compared to are people like John Egbert who can literally retcon his own universe
He's able to defeat many enemies at once
He can outpace Kanaya who can move at 38,146 mph
He can kill imps and ogres, though it takes him a lot of effort to take out the latter
He can effectively lead and plan while sleep deprived over several days
He wields a pair of sickles as his primary weapons and he's incredibly adept at using them
He has night vision and a pocket dimension to store things
He also has tolerance to Pain, Heat and, Poison
And limited....oh no...
Yeah
Karkat: WHAT?! I KNOW YOU ARE GOING OVER MY STATS AND FEATS FOR YOUR DUMB SHOW!
Karkat not now we are almost done
QUIET HUMAN, TROLLS ARE BETTER *AND* SMARTER SO WE SHOULD BE PITTING CHARACTERS T-
I muted him
Thanks he was getting anoying
Well Karkat is rather frail compared to other trolls
Kanaya knocked him out with just a tap to his forehead
Though he still can take a hell of a beating from alot of enemies
He's even brave enough to insult Vriska to her face
If you know who Vriska is, you should know that's a no-no...bitch
Yeah, a blindingly bad mistake
Well, he also freaks out in situations he can't control
Though good luck doing that, elements VASTLY out of his control
Like when he got killed?
Spoilers Boomstick...But yeah Karkat can and will outsmart you if you give him a chance
| “ | REMEMBER PANTS TEREZI?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS! | „ |
Pre-Battle[]
Alright, with the combatants all set and the data run through all possibilities, let's end this debate once and for all
It's time for a Death battle!
Battle[]
Round 1[]
Ashley: Flipping through a book There She grabs Red who turns into wand form and uses her magic to teleport in
The book closes to reveal it's Homestuck
Ashley: Appears behind Karkat
Karkat: Turns around WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Ashley: Hmph, you better learn my name, because it's Ashley
Karkat: ARE YOU ACTING ALL IMPORTANT?! ARE YOU TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME?! He pulls out his sickles
Ashley: Her hair turns white as she grabs Red, who was trying to calm her down, who turns into his wand form once again
Karkat: Runs up slashing at her with his sickles
Ashley: She dodges the slashing before her cloak gets ripped her hair turning white and she kicks him in his gut
Karkat: OOO! He’s launched into the wall
Ashley: Hmph...you’re pathetic She starts electrocuting him
Karkat: Getting electrocuted and he throws a sickle at her
Ashley: She quickly catches it and it zaps her dropping it
Karkat: HA, DUMBASS! He runs up and starts slashing at her
Ashley: She grab him by the wrists and squeezes him up, her clothing ripped and dripping blood You’re toast She kicks him upward she turns Red into a broom and flies up next to him kicks him downward into the floor and jumps down next to him I’m the cruelest girl you’ll ever meet
Karkat: Only his head sticking out SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU HAVEN’T MET VRISKA!
Ashley: I’ll send you to the worst place I can think of Opens her book to a land of cookies and sweets and points her wand at it
Karkat: Worked up a spit, and spat at her head just before she teleported him
Ashley: She got distracted accidentally teleporting them both as air flipped the pages to a...cafe?
Right Hand Man vs Darth Vader (SheepBoi1)[]
The Troll and Witch were now by Darth Vader and Right Hand Man
RHM: You summoned kids to help fight me
Vader: These are not here for me Looks to Karkat And the empire would never employ a disgusting alien
Ashley: I’m not a kid She fires lightning at RHM
Karkat: I KNOW I’M DISGUSTING, ASS WIPE! Swings with his sickles
The 4 start a battle royale
RHM: His sword gets blocked by sickles So you’re tougher than I thought
Ashley: Fires electricity at him
RHM: He starts absorbing it and fires it at Vader
Vader: Uses his lightsaber to deflect it onto Karkat
Karkat: DAMMIT NOT AGAIN! He throws a sickle at Ashley
Ashley: She dodges it before freezing, the lightning stops What?
Vader: Using the force to freeze her Your powers are insignificant compared to the force
Ashley:.....shut up She uses one of her lightning orbs
Vader: Ahhh! Brought to one knee his breathing apparatus failing
Ashley: Teleporting herself away
Karkat: OH NO YOU DON’T! He jumps at her
Ashley: Get. Off. Of. Me. They teleport away
Vader: Repaired himself as he swings at RHM
RHM: Backflips, dodging the swings
Round 2[]
Ashley: Lands in her manor
Karkat: He punches her in the face as he pulls out his last sickle and slashes at her
Ashley: Her crown nearly keeps all damage away but her head is still cut and bleeding profusely Oh no… She uses a spell to make a plant huge and it roars
Karkat: OH. He runs up it to cut it’s head off
Ashley: Smirks and uses her 2nd orb
Karkat: Brought down to the ground, being electrocuted for the 4th time today
Ashley: She walks up to him using another orb, to simply be cruel Say hi to my teacher She turns him into a spoon and opens her book teleporting him to a volcano where the spoon falls in and melts into the lava
KO!!!
Analysis[]
Man that was cruel
Karkat was smarter than Ashley, and he was more experienced by a year
But Ashley was just, insane
She could react to anything he did as she has reacted to speeds 5636.5x faster than he can even move
She’s stronger than him casually
And her spells and tricks meant she has a number of ways to finish him off
And all he could rely on was getting lucky with his sickles
She’s even more durable
Karkat can fall to a simple tap on his head
And Ashley could feasibly take on and defeat the entire WarioWare world
A place with several ninjas and well Wario himself, so she can definitely take a hit
Ashley simply outsped, out strengthened and, overpowered Karkat
I guess she turned him into ASHleys
The winner is Ashley
Battle Track[]
The battle track is called "Problem Child" as they're children that cause alot of problems
Next Time[]
Next Time on Deathbattle
Randy Cunningham VS Kamen Rider Faiz
Trivia[]
- The Ashley homestuck art was made by FlufferNubber
- This is the first fight Cider621 has made that uses a cameo which the link to fight is here (Right Hand Man VS Darth Vader)