"Treasure hunting and zombie slayers for funsies!"
RULES![]
I have decided to change some stuff about the rule.
Both will be fully composited.
Introduction[]
[Cue - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY]
Carl: Killing monsters and seeking treasure. These two thing aren't usually connected with one another.
Yazo: But these two? They'll do both of that for fun!
Carl: Ash Williams, the groovy Deadite killing machine.
Yazo: And Lara Croft, the Tomb Raider. He's Carl and I'm Yazo.
Carl: And it's our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skills the find out who would win, a Death Battle.
Ash Williams slays Death Battle! To the Deadites![]
[Cue - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWhh1nBV4GI]
Carl: Ash Williams was your average man working a super market, with a girlfriend, and a potentially bright future.
Yazo: Till he decided to bring his girlfriend, and some of his other friends on a trip to a cabin in the woods.
Carl: That's when they found a cursed tape, and played it. Releasing the demon, Kandar.
Yazo: That's when Ashley discovered that he was in a prophecy, which meant he had to kill zombies, called Deadites from taking over the world.
Carl: Which are essentially super zombies. And their was only one way to kill them, with the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, or also known as, the Book of the Dead.
Yazo: So, Ash went looking for this book, but he needed to have an impressive arsenal to do so.
Weapons & Abilities[]
- Homelite XL Chainsaw (Replaced his hand, can be swapped out with Mechanical Gauntlet and Cyborg arm, can run out of gas)
- Mechanical Gauntlet (A metal arm that increases Ash's strength)
- Cyborg Arm (Has a grenade launcher, high powered laser, flamethrower, grappling hook, and a force projector)
- Boomstick (A sawed off 12 gauge double barrel Remington)
- Flamethrower (Run of the mill flamethrower)
- Rifle (Winchester Model 1892 lever action rifle)
- The Necronomicon (A book that shoots lightning, opens portals, summons demons, resurrect living things, can brainwash people, can rewrite history, and seal demons away)
- Kandarian Dagger (A dagger that can steal the souls of it's victims)
- Genius (Very smart when it comes to mechanical tinkering, and is very good at fast thinking)
Carl: Let's look at some feats. He managed to break the spine of a Deadite, which considering that Deadites are stronger than average humans, that means it's over 3,000 newtons, or 0.3 tons. He busted through a wooden door with no problem, which is 3912.03225 joules, or 9.349981477E-7 tons for the pulverization of the door. He also broke out of the Doctor's grip, who broke a metal table, which would likely take 1000 pounds per square inch or 0.5 tons per square inch.
Yazo: He managed to dodge his own Boomstick being fired at him, which is about 954 mph (Mach 1.2), which is Supersonic. Oh, and the Book of the Dead caused an Earthquake that shook an entire city, which is 15080241.396 tons of tnt. He also broke Freddy Kreuger's arm, and that man survived having his head being cut off. He also broke out of Micheal Myers and Leatherface's grip, who both have flipped cars.
Feats[]
- Cut a large tree down with a single chainsaw slash.
- Strong enough to punch holes in stone while wearing his metal gauntlet.
- Smashed a human skull into peices with one hit.
- Strong enough to break out of the hold of Michael Myers and Leatherface, both of whom have flipped over cars with ease.
- Can pry open bear traps with his bare hands.
- Broke a Human Skeleton Deadite's Spine with his knee, which requires greater than 3,000 newtons of force. Equal to being hit by a 500-pound car going 30 mph.
- In Marvel Zombies vs Army Of Darkness he injured Spider-Man (Non Zombiefied) with a single punch and preceded to tackle him to the ground
- Sent King Arthur flying with a single punch
- Strong enough to drive his chainsaw into the hood and engine of The Delta with one Arm
- Can easily slash threw kegs of beer with his Chainsaw
- Strong enough to lift a 8 to 9 ft tall Demon Frog
- Slammed Baal through a wall
- Strong enough to hold back the Deadite Force, which is strong enough to move a trailer house, split trees in half and flings cars into the air at least 40 feet.
- Strong enough to pull himself out of a Mini Blackhole
- Got his shins ripped out and still beat a Deadite to death with a 200 pound rail spike with ease
- Strong enough to casually lift and throw people with one arm
- Shoved a bowling ball inside a human body through its neck and into its chest cavity
- Resisted the pull of a portal that sucked in a car and uprooted a massive tree for a while
- Crushed a Deadite underneath a cello so hard it's head it got sliced into several pieces by the strings
- Constantly shown he has strength on pare or even greater than Deadites, who can punch through metal and bust through concrete walls
- Strong enough to punt a Midget 20 feet into the air
- Punched Evil Ash so hard his helmet cracked
- Smashed a Doombot into pieces with a single attack
- Strong enough to lug a sink and an obese individual around a house while evading a Deadite
- Strong enough to rip apart human bodies with his bare hands
- Broke Freddy Kreuger's arm
- Dodged blasts of Electricity
- Fast enough to out run the Deadite Force which is fast enough to catch up to speeding cars
- Managed to outrun the Marvel Werewolves, Of which Spider-Man and The Incredible Hulk were apart of, Spider-Man himself is capable of exceeding 200 mph
- Has reflexes fast enough to catch a machete thrown by Jason Voorhees
- Can out run Leatherface, who can catch up to speeding vehicles
- Quick enough to set off bear traps unscathed
- Fast enough to dodge automatic laser fire from several directions at once
- Fast enough to create after images
- Fast enough to dodge a barrage of arrows
- Evaded Automatic Gunfire
- Dodged flying saw blades & falling bowling balls
- Acted fast enough to successfully kill a demon that could teleport faster than point blank gunfire.
- Dodged demonic lightning bolts
- Fast enough to keep up with Special Trained Operatives, Deadites, Martial Artists & even Xena Warrior Princess in one on one combat
- Fast enough to escape the eyesight of three people before they could turn around
- Survived being smashed through multiples trees one after the other
- Cut off his own hand while laughing
- Survived having an entire tower collapse on him
- Shook off a plane crash
- Took a Punch to the chin From Daredevil
- Can unhook himself from a meat hook and walk it off
- His New Hand Replacement can Block a Running chainsaw
- Got right back up after being swatted away by a Zombie Sentry so Hard it literally knocked him out of the After-Life into a Dumpster on Earth
- Ballsy enough to talk shit to Dr. Doom then proceeded to shake off being choked by Doom
- Survived having an entire Hospital fall on top of him
- Has Survived ridiculously high falls and got back up like nothing happened
- Drank a tea kettle of boiling hot water like a bottle of Gatorade
- Survived being electrocuted by a chair capable of melting skin
- Took a beating from Jason Voorhees
- Survived a several story fall and being crushed underneath Kendar the Destroyer while in a tank.
- Constantly takes hits from deadites, which have been capable of smashing skulls and punching threw metal with ease
- Casually walks off being smashed through walls
- Stabbed himself in the leg with a pencil and began to cut it off
- Took a hit from the Necronomican
- Mentally strong enough to overcome mind control
- Unphazed by a sound wave that was so loud it sent him and several other people flying back
- Was okay after having his face sliced by the Kandarian Dagger
- Killed countless Demons, Monsters, Deadites and sorts of evil creatures
- Beat the shit out of Freddy Kreuger one on one
- Took victory over both Freddy Kreuger and Jason Voorhees
- Defeated Dracula and his minions
- Defeated Baal in a physical match so bad he had to resort to using his demonic powers and still got his ass whooped
- Killed a few Zombiefied Marvel Characters Such as Winter Soldier, Hulkling, MultipleMan, Howard the Duck and Dr. Druid
- Single handedly Defeated Armies of Deadites on multiple occasions
- Raised a Army of Villagers to fight off a Giant horde of Deadites even training them martial arts.
- Beat Evil Ash (a complete copy of himself) on multiple occasions
- Beat Ruby (Who is a Dark One) in a 1 on 1 fight pretty easily
- Protected President Obama From Deadites
- Skilled enough to Sword duel Evil Ash and a Deadite Knight at the Same time while going up some stairs
- Defeated a Robot Evil Ash who had the Necronomicon embedded in his chest
- Teamed-Up with The Punisher, Xena Warrior Princess, Darkman, Danger Girl and KISS.
- Has quite a bit of experience with dead bodies in cellars
- Killed Kendar (A God-Like Demon that is 600ft. Tall) with nothing but a Tank, the kandarian dagger and a few one liners, while high on Marijuana
- Accurate enough to impale a fleeing mini Evil Ash with a fork from a distance
- Shot a crow from behind without even looking with his boomstick and can do the same thing to Deadites
- Was full-on ready to literally fist fight a Tyrannosaurus Rex
- After waking up in the future he embraced his inner Mad Max and took on The Dark Ones
- Has many years of combat experience against countless varieties of foes, Demon and Human alike
- Used the Kendarian Dagger to cut the face off of the Necronomican
- Saved Earth and Man-Kind on many occasions
- Graduated High school with his highest grades being in Chemistry and P. E.
- Smart enough to build and improvises weapons from mere junk and scrap
- Modified many ordinary tools, weapons and vehicles into straight up slaughter machines
- Tricked highly intelligent demons, sometimes in seriously simple ways. Including the Necronomican itself.
- Prepared for battle with little to no time at all against armies
- Smart enough to craft explosives and gun powder
- Observant enough to tell when a three-year-old child might be his own, Predict betrayal and trickery, Identify weak spots and tell if a person is a Deadite or not almost instantly.
- Successfully Translated some passages in the Necronomican himself without any prior knowledge on how to do so.
- Built a Mech Suit out of spaceship parts
- Always manages to find the Necronomican even after traveling to a different universe
- Ran a successful business and became a local Hero in his hometown
- Has crafted plans that sound completely ridiculous but actually end up working, like the infamous Pet Tracker Plan
Carl: But despite these absurd feats, Ash has his weaknesses.
Yazo: Yeah, he's insane, he's lazy, some of his weapons have limited ammo, and the book can even backfire on him.
Carl: But with or without flaws, Ash Williams will always pull through.
"Groovy."
Lara Croft raids Death Battle's tomb![]
[Cue - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIWLT0QVPzw]
Carl: Some people are content with sitting at home, and playing video games, or whatever kids do these days.
Yazo: Boomer.
Carl: Your two years younger then me, shut it.
Yazo: Anyways, Lara Croft was not one of those people. While she was born into a rich family, she was usually bored out of her skull, with nothing to do.
Carl: But one day, during a plane flight, something terrible occurred, and Lara's plane fell from the sky, onto a deserted island. But miraculously, she survived, and even found an ancient temple.
Yazo: Once she got back, she decided to become an archeologist. And learn several martial arts. Looking at her fighting, she appears to be using either Karate or TKD, mixed with a lot of acrobatics.
Carl: She went all over the world, searching high and low for ancient temples and other geological mysteries. But she needed a proper arsenal to do so.
Weapons & Abilities[]
- Handguns (Usually a Desert Eagle and a Intratec)
- Submachine Gun (Several different types of guns)
- Shotguns
- Assault Rifles
- Machine Guns
- Grenades (Normal grenades, Stun grenades, Knife grenades)
- Tasers
- Several other weapons (Grenade Launchers, Harpoons, knife, first aid kits)
- Flamethrower
- Spear Of Destiny
- Bestiary (Can control demons by reading their names aloud)
- Excalibur (King Arthur's great sword, can open portals to the Underworld.)
- Lancelot's Shield
- Mjölnir
- Thor's Gauntlets (Metal Gauntlet that allows the wearer to lift several times their own body weight. For the sake of simplicity, we'll be saying it's a 5 times boost)
- Bows
- Silent Arrows
- Poison Arrow
- Fire Arrow
- Grenade Arrow
- Armor Piercing Arrow
- Grappling device
- Dagger of Xiteran (A dagger that eats souls)
Carl: Feat time. She managed to outrun a giant grey wolf. Normal grey wolves run from 31-37 mph or 49-59 km. She also pushed around giant stone blocks, that have been calculated to weight about 30 tons. Another time, a relic caused an explosion that damaged to Kauai, which has caused an explosion 22 megaton explosion, and Thor's Hammer should be comparable to that.
Yazo: Let's speak intelligence. She knows several languages, she can predict many foes, she can solve complex puzzles, and she has a successful archeology career. She also managed to bend freaking steel. Which would take 12 freaking tons. Oh, and finally, she managed to keep up with someone who easily broke stone statues.
Feats[]
- Destroyed the Solarii Cult pretty much by herself
- Found every Tomb on Yamatai Island
- Endured a lot of physical and psychological damage on the Island
- Defeated the Stormguard, Undead Samurai and a giant one at the end
- Killed Mathias, leader of the Solarii and saved her friend Samantha Nishimura
- Found many artifacts like:
- Atlantean Scion, which activated the Great Pyramid
- Dagger of Xian, which once plunged into the opponent's heart, will transform them into a dragon
- Iris, which will teleport Lara everywhere, ignores gravity and can hover in mid air
- Armour of Horus, which when successfully combined, summon the god Horus
- Excalibur, King Arthur's sword
- Thor's equipment: Mjölnir, Belt, Gauntlets
- Survived multiple plane crashes
- Killed a T-Rex, Velociraptors & a dragon
- Infiltrated and escaped Area 51
- Pushed blocks of the Great Pyramid
- Survived a 250 foot dive into a river
- Twice battled Egyptian God Set
- Defeated the God-Queen of Atlantis
Carl: But even she isn't perfect. She suffers PTSD. And also isn't all there in the head.
Yazo: But even she will see through the worst of moments. And god da-
Carl: *shocks Yazo with electricity*
Yazo: *passes out*
Pre-Death Battle![]
Carl: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Yazo: And right now, it's time for a DEEAATTHH BAATTLLEE!
Death Battle![]
Location: Egypt, North Africa.
Time: 15:45 PM
Lara Croft walked back to the helicopter, walked in, and sat down. She gave the pilot a thumbs up. She hefted the book she had retrieved from an ancient temple out in the Sahara Desert. The helicopter took off, and it started to move north, towards Surrey, England.
After reaching a cruising altitude of 10,000 feet, the helicopter started to fly towards Surrey, at 160 mph. Lara got comfy and prepared for the long ride.
Suddenly, Ash Williams appeared at the ride side door, and sawed it open with his chainsaw. The door fell down the the earth. Ash walked into the helicopter. Ash quickly grabbed the Necronomicon.
"Sorry, Baby, gotta do what I gotta do." Ash said to Lara, before busting out of other door. Lara unbuckled herself, then took out a pistol.
"Not today!" Lara yelled, before firing. Ash turned and hit the bullet out of the air, before falling to the ground.
Ash hit the ground, causing sand to go everywhere.
"About time you found me." The book said. "Oh, shut up, ya filthy piece of leather." Ash said. "You're the reason I'm in this mess."
The helicopter landed a 30 feet away. Lara hopped out and aimed her two pistols at Ash.
"Return the book immediately!" Lara said.
"Ain't gonna happen, sweetheart." Ash said, aiming his Boomstick at Lara.
FIGHT![]
[Cue - The Evil Tombs Of The Dead Raiders]
Lara and Ash opened fire on each other, but both were also dodging. Ash ducked under bullets, while Lara flipped over them.
Lara ran at Ash with a knife, and tried to stab Ash in the face, but Ash revved his chainsaw, and used it to block the knife, even shattering it. Lara shot again, but Ash dodged it again. Ash hit Lara with the chainsaw, launching her to the helicopter. Ash walked over to her. Lara remembered that she had her lighter, and she came up with a plan. She ran into the helicopter, and turned to the pilot.
"Can you hold him off with this?" Lara asked him, handing him a sniper rifle.
"I can try." The pilot admitted. He took the sniper and fired it at Ash, who deflected it. Lara set the lighter next to the gas tank, so it would start to heat up. She took the pilot by the hand and ran outside of the helicopter. Ash walked through it, but stopped when he heard a noise. He looked and saw a light next to the gas tank.
"Hope you die." The Book of the Dead said. "Oh shut up-"Ash started to say, but the helicopter exploded, cutting him off. The pilot got hit by some debris, knocking him out, but none of it hit Lara. Lara looked at the remains, and saw Ash walking out of it, covering in ash and debris, his chainsaw destroyed, and basically falling off, but Ash walked out, just coughing. He undid the straps, causing the chainsaw to fall off, and then replaced it with the Metal Gauntlet.
Ash looked at Lara, and saw her put her phone away. Suddenly, a crate landed next to her. She opened it and took out three artifacts. Thor's Gauntlets, Lancelton's shield, and the Spear of Destiny.
"This is getting boring." The Necronomicon said, as it warped the two to another dimension
Yoel Jun vs Cody Nutkiss[]
The scene starts with Yoel fighting Cody's Butterfree.
"Butterfree, use gust!" Cody yelled, as the butterfly Pokemon flaps it's wings, blowing away all of the smoke in the area. Yoel looked around.
"Well, wasn't expecting that." He muttered. Before either could launch another attack, Lara and Ash appeared between the two.
"Alright, Kandar, that was just a dirty move!" Ash screamed at the book. "Just wanted to the fight to be a bit more entertaining, geez." The book said.
'OH. MY. GOD. HE IS SO HOT!' Cody thought to himself after seeing Ash. Lara ran at Ash and slammed the shield into Ash's chest. This made Cody mad.
"Butterfree, use Psybeam on the girl!" Cody yelled. Lara reacted quickly, and blocked the beam.
"Hey, I thought we were fighting!" Yoel complained. He shot one of his Demonic Chains at Ash, who caught it and used it to throw Yoel into a tree.
"Nice try!" Ash said, before ducking under a thrust from Lara's spear. He grabbed her by the neck, and lifted her into the air. "Eh! Magic kid! Can you unleash something on her?" Ash asked. Cody threw a lightsaber eagerly. Lara kicked it out of the air, causing it to cut down a tree, making it fall onto Ash, who was forced to let go of Lara.
Yoel, who had recovered from being thrown into a tree, teleported near Ash, who had lifted the tree up with his metal arm, and then emitted a large soundwave that launched Ash into Cody's friends.
"Oh, you son of a-" Cody started to say. "Butterfree, use Sleep Powder!" Butterfree covered Yoel in the green powder, which caused Yoel to fall into a deep slumber.
Lara jumped down from the tree and impaled Butterfree's wings with the Spear of Destiny, causing it to fall to the ground. Before Lara can attack it again, Ash ran at Lara, and punched her with the metal arm, which launched Lara into a tree. He carefully scooped up the poor creature and laid it at Cody's feet.
"Sorry about your butterfly." Ash said. He pat Cody on the head, before turning around and looking at where Lara was launched too. He saw her about to shoot Cody with her bow. The arrow flew, but Ash intercepted it. "You're gonna fucking die now." Ash said, pulling out the arrow.
"We'll see." Lara said.
"I'm bored again." The book said. The two were transported to another dimension, leaving nothing but a heart-broken Cody, stunned Junior and Joseph, and a unconscious Yoel.
The Mole vs Q[]
The Mole swings his cane at Q, who dodges it with ease, and then kicks the blind mole, which launches The Mole all the way to the front of the ship. Q walked towards the Mole, but Ash and Lara appeared. Ash took out the book, and muttered a spell, causing a large amount of demons to spawn and charge Lara, who took out the Bestiary, and controlled the demons. They turned on Ash.
"Oh, you gotta be kidding me!" Ash said. He punched the ground with his metal arm, which caused a shockwave and ripped the demons to pieces, then charged at Lara. The Mole intercepted Ash, and tackled him to the ground. The Mole took out a sticky bomb, but Q kicked it out of the blind mole's hands, before punching him, launching him back to where he previously landed. Q then offered Ash a hand up.
"Thanks, pal. Truce?" Ash asked. Q brushed off his trench coat, before nodding. Lara looked at the Mole.
"So, uh, you wanna work together or..." Lara said, and the Mole nodded. Q and Ash charge at Lara and the Mole. Mole tried to hit Q with his cane, but Q uses a Dashing Straight, launching the Mole's cane into the water, and knocking the Mole down. Ash grabbed Lara with the metal hand, and suplexed her. The Mole tackled Ash, but the Deadite killer didn't flinch. He grabbed the Mole by the head.
Ash threw the Mole, and Q caught him, activating a Total Destuction, destroying the boat, and killing the Mole. Everyone was launched into the air.
"That is what I'm talking about!" Ash yelled. He noticed Lara above a weakened Q, preparing her spear. Before Ash could shout a warning, Lara impaled Q right through the head.
Ash used his boomstick to fly towards Lara. She looked and raised her spear in defense, and Ash tried to to a Palm Strike. The Metal Gauntlet was pierced, as Ash took out his boomstick, and fired at Lara, who blocked with her shield. The two hit the water, as the Necronomicon transported them to another dimension.
Surtur vs Darkseid[]
Surtur slashed at Darkseid, launching him into a tower. Darkseid got up to counter-attack, but then noticed Ash and Lara spawned on the streets. Ash yelled at something, but Darkseid didn't hear him. Surtur launched a wave of fire, but Darkseid jumped over it, and Omega Lasered Surtur right in the face. Surtur covered his face and backed up.
Ash and Lara continued their fight. Ash ditched the gauntlet, and equipped his Cyborg arm. He launched a grenade at Lara, who dodged it, causing it to hit a building behind her. Suddenly, a chunk of building landed in between the two. Ash and Lara climbed up it, as the clash between Darkseid and Surtur was destroying the city. Ash tried to punch Lara, then shoot her with the boomstick, but Lara blocked both the shield. Suddenly, a large piece of concrete flew at Lara, but she managed to block it in time, but she was launched into a building, and the shield was ruined.
Lara got up, ran up to Ash, and punched him with Thor's Gauntlets, which caused Ash to be launched into another building. Lara jumped at him for a follow-up, but an invisible force kept Lara from getting closer to Ash. In the distance, Darkseid assumed his true form. Surtur tried to hit Darkseid again, but his sword bounced off the colorful head. Suddenly, Surtur is erased from existence, leaving behind a flaming sword, which caused a large earthquake of flames once it hit the ground. Both Lara and Ash are launched off their feet.
"It's probably not a good idea to stay here." Ash told the book. "Yeah..." The book said. The book transported the two to another dimension.
Ken Masters vs Axel Stone[]
Axel ran at Ken, holding a lead pipe, and swung it at Ken. Ken used Senpu Nataotoshi to parry it, before launching Axel away with a flaming kick. Before Axel can recover, Ash and Lara appear from nowhere, clashing. Cyborg arm-On-Excalibur. The two clashed weapons again, launching them both back. Lara slashed at the ground, releasing hundreds of the dead, while Ash opened the book, muttered a spell, causing hundreds of demons to appear. The two armies charged at each other. Ken saw this as good training.
Ken tried to kick Ash, but Ash blocked it with his Cyborg Arm. He activated his laser, knocking Ken away.
"HADOKEN!" Ken yelled launching the projectile at Ash. Ash opened the book and muttered another spell. Lightning came out of the book, destroying the Hadoken.
Axel tried to throw the Lead Pipe at Ken, but he punched it into the heads of the army, causing it to bounce off of them, eventually hitting Lara. Lara looked at Axel.
"How rude!" Lara said, before running at Axel.
"Wait, no, this is a misunderstanding!-" Axel started to say, before being kicked in the face by Lara. Axel reluctantly used a Grand Upper, launching Lara into the air, who then took out the Dagger of Xiteran, landed on the ground, and stabbed Axel right in the chest, sucking out his soul, killing him.
"Look pal, my fight ain't with you." Ash said, using his flamethrower on Ken. Ken came from the fire, decking Ash right in the face.
"Aw, but I'm just getting fired up!" Ken said. Ash rolled his eyes, and took out the Kandarian Dagger and stabbed Ken, sucking out Ken's soul.
The armies had both torn each other to shreds, with only one confused demon left, who was missing both arms. Lara shot it in the head with a pistol. The two charged each other, but the book transported them away before they could start clashing.
Waluigi vs Bete Noire[]
Bete fires several spears made out of crystalized fear, as Waluigi fights off Kumu.
"That'll hold him off for a bit." Betty said, as she made more spears. She prepared to launch them, bur Ash and Lara appeared, and started fighting with their cursed knives, which distracted Bete. Waluigi launched an energy ball at Kumu, launching the pink glob into a building, as Bete launched the spears at Ash and Lara, who both dodged.
"Whoa, lady! We just got here, no reason to kill us!" Ash yelled at Bete.
"Well, if you insist, here's my reason, I want everyone dead!" Bete said.
"Great, another pyschopath. Like I haven't seen enough of those." Ash said, rolling his eyes.
"Agreed." Lara said, nodding. Bete grumbled in annoyance, and summoned Kumu to transform into her spear. She flew at Lara, who blocked with Excalibur. She tried to stab her with the knife, but Bete summoned a force field to block it.
"More people to turn into mindless zombies? Don't mind if I do!" Waluigi said.
"Not today, pal!" Ash said, launching grenades at Waluigi. Some hit and blew up Waluigi, but the rest were knocked away like baseballs. Waluigi grew to giant size and tried to step on Ash, but he rolled away before it could hit him. Ash then lasered Waluigi in the face. Waluigi shot some lightning at Ash, but he took out the Book of the Dead and shot his own lightning to counter it.
Lara kicked Bete away, and then flipped over more projectiles from Bete. Bete slashed again at Lara, but she ducked under it. Lara sweep kicked Bete, causing her to fall over. Lara uses this as a chance to get a good hit in, and slices Bete's neck with Excalibur. The book teleports both of them again, as Waluigi brings a wounded Bete to the rejection dimension.
Back To Our Own Dimension[]
Ash and Lara appear in the desert they started from.
"Really? Back here?" Ash asked the book.
"Didn't have anymore ideas." The book admitted. Lara threw the sword at Ash. Ash muttered another spell. A bunch of sand rose up into a spike, and hardened into a rock. The sword stuck into the rock, as it dragged into the ground.
Ash then launched a lightning bolt at Lara, who barely dodged it, which caused the knife to be destroyed.
Lara held up her hand, as a large flash of lightning appeared, and a hammer appeared in Lara's hand.
"Where have I seen that hammer before?" Ash muttered to himself.
"Wasn't that the hammer that the one god had?" The book said. "Nah, looks different." Ash said.
Lara shot a lightning bolt, but Ash countered with his own. The two bolts started clashing. Sand flew everywhere. A large tornado appeared around the two, but they stood firm. Sand, helicopter pieces, and cacti flew around the air, but yet, the two stood firm, along with their electric projectiles. Suddenly, Lara threw the hammer, turning it into a giant ball of thunder. It flew right through Ash's lightning. Ashley muttered another spell. The hammer stopped in it's tracks, causing the storm to weaken, but still stand strong. Lara disappeared, swept up by the storm.
With every ounce of the book's magic spells, Mjölnir, in a flash of darkness, disappears, teleported to another dimension.
The storm stopped suddenly, as Ash dropped the book, due to it steaming. Ash held his arm, which now had a nasty burn on it. Lara landed on the ground about 10 feet away. With both of her legs and arms broken, she was helpless. Ash dragged himself over to Lara.
"You wanted to-" Ash stopped himself from saying his famous words. "Actually scratch that. I'm gonna just kill you." Ash aimed his boomstick at Lara's face and fired. Lara fell limp.
K.O!!!
Ash turned and picked up the book with his Cyborg arm. He made it about 30 feet, before fainting.
Results[]
[Cue - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY]
Yazo: So, uh, is he gonna wake up or-
Carl: Lara was certainly a skilled enemy, and was indeed a hard enemy for Ash.
Yazo: But Ash just took too many advantages. Sure, Lara was technically stronger, she could push around 30 tons, or 150 with the Gauntlets. While Ash could only lift 17 (Mechanical Gauntlet) and 50 (Book). But Ash did have a higher striking strength. Ash could break stone with his fist, and not to mention, the book caused a sinkhole that covered a city in Tennessee!
Carl: Ash was much faster. The best Lara could run was 37 mph and dodge bullets. While Ash can keep up with Spiderman who can book it at 300 mph, and Ash could also react to lightning and lasers! Not to mention, he survived fighting the Slasher villains and Marvel zombies! That alone puts his durability above anything Lara's survived.
Yazo: Not to mention, while both were incredible intelligent and quick thinkers, we had to give intelligence to Ol' Ashley over here. He's had more of a history with quick thinking, along with some genius machine tinkering. Also, hax was definitely something that Ash took. That damn book could do so many things, that Lara could easily get overwhelmed.
Carl: You may be asking, "Well, what about Thor's Hammer, couldn't that easily kill Ash?", the only problem, it couldn't actually touch Ash. Even if it could (Key word being if), it probably still wouldn't kill him, due to him fighting the Marvel zombies, including the likes of Doctor Doom, who managed to fight with the likes of Thor, who is a lot more powerful than the Tomb Raider Hammer. And the book could easily stop the hammer in it's tracks. Sometimes literally. Lara was the Tomb Raider for good reason, but Ash was too strong, too fast, too durable, too smart, and had too much hax.
Yazo: Looks like this was Lara's final semester!
Carl: The winner is Ash Williams!
Soundtrack Concept[]
The Soundtrack would be called The Evil Tombs Of Dead Raiders, referencing each fighter's home series.
The cover would show the Necronomicon with Excalibur stabbing through it, while both of the treasures are inside of old tomb.