A what if? Battle between to short animation compilation. Who will win the Stick figures or the Lazer people READ SuperSaiyan2Link's Asdf vs I'ma Firing My Lazer Guy Battle before reading this
Introduction[]
Wiz:Short Animated Shorts. We all like them
Boomstick:But who would win between two of the most Iconic animated shorts like the ASDF Characters
Wiz:Or the Lazer collection characters
Boomstick:He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz:And it's our Job to analyze their weapons, Armor and Skills to find out Who would win a
Boomstick:DEATH BATTLE
ASDF Characters[]
Wiz:There are Many Asdf Characters so much infact that we have to skip on durability due to the fact they all have the same durability and let's explain the characters
Boomstick:Such as the BadAss Potato, who haves a Gun, A GUN! After getting stepped on And The Stegosaurus a Giant Dinosaur that steps on anything but he's really a Brachiosaurus
Wiz: And there's more like The Butt a Creature able to Fart so hard it rips your skin off
Boomstick:the Guy with a new camera who shoots a Gun at your face because he's kinda an idiot
Boomstick:and the SCIENCE SHOW Host, He can summon a Piano out of thin air
Wiz:There is also the Llama, he's trapped in a car and crashes into multiple things because a clown put him into the car
Boomstick:There's also the ROLL THE CHEESE Guy, he basically throws a piece of cheese at you in dangerous situations like a UFO
Wiz:and The Giant Bee that consumes anything in it's area if someone says "Oh No a Giant Bee"
Boomstick:There's also Beep Beep I'm a sheep who can produce Autotune in his voice
Wiz:And there's the Cow, He's a pretty Good Skater and Killed a bunch of Orphans
Boomstick:Also There's the Gun Man a Man who has a Gun for a Face and uses a knife
Wiz:and the Basketball, he basically makes kids chase him and then make them get killed by cars, so he's pretty Dark.
Boomstick:And for some dance moves, There's DO THE FLOP Guy making people do the flop and he can even teleport
Wiz:And The girl, she asks for an ice cream, if you say "What's the Magic word?" She turns you into ice cream
Boomstick:And for the Last Person one it's the I Like Trains Guy, when he says those magic words a Train comes from the left side
Wiz:And then there's the Muffin a Suicidal Muffin and for the most explosive there's Mine Turtle, When you step on his button he blows up, And that's it Let's see if these funny group of Figures can beat the Lazer Collection
Lazer Collection Characters[]
Wiz:There are Plenty of Lazer Collection Characters and they mostly have the same durability
Boomstick:And these Characters include the Martini a Martini that can shoot LAZERS Because it was Shaken Too hard
Wiz:and Pikachu who can also shoot lasers and is summoned Ash Ketchum
Boomstick:and for the most WTF One there's the head of Collin Mochrie who says he's giving you 3 Wishes and than says "No I'M ACTUALLY TO FIRE MY LAZER BLAAAAAH"
Wiz:And then there's Aladdin, A guy who's pretty good at making someone not kill him by making them quiet and talking over them
Boomstick:There's also Woody, Who can shoot LAZERS too but only if he says YOU ARE A TOY
Wiz:Yes and there's Harry, He can either shoot Lasers from his wand with the spell Shobus my Woobus or can shoot lasers from his face
Boomstick:There's also the Knife Guy, He basically popped a kid's balloon and flew into the sky
Wiz:and there's the Water Melon, When he's in danger of being eaten of destroyed he fires a laser
Boomstick:There's also the Laser Man who instead of shooting lasers shoots a person out
Wiz: and then There's Flubber, After being called Gay he used his Laser
Wiz:And for more fire Powert they have weapons like:
- The Watch that shoots lasers
- the Ketchup bottle That Shoot lasers
- Jelly Beans Packaging when it is opened it summons a car that crushes the person who's on it and that car also has lasers
- Pepper
- Dad's Breifcase
- Rasinettes
- Flute that shoots lasers
- Guitar that shoots lasers
Boomstick:And for the most powerful we have DR OCTOGONAPUS, He can teleport to places like inside someone's body or can use his Giant Robot to do that, With this robot he comes out of the ground, he can also jump very high and can use his mechanical arms for movement or attacking as seen when it destroyed a car and he even has a Laser
Wiz:And now for the Power of the Laser in the Laser Collection are 80 watts and that’s not considering the Objects it destroyed such as Buildings,Cars and Concrete
Boomstick:Holy $#it Wiz that is a lot of power
Wiz:The only drawback the laser has is that it can’t burn up superheroes
Wiz:Now that we've finished this let's see if the Lazer shooting Collection can beat these stick figures
Wiz:We've run the date through all possibilities now let's see who would win
Boomstick:A DEATH BATTLE!!!!
Prefight[]
We see butt in a desert and then
A ROBOT FIST COMES FROM THE GROUND
We see inside the robot Dr Octogonapus
Dr Octogonapus:BUTT JOKES AREN'T FUNNY BWAAAAAAH
Dr Octogonapus kills Butt with his Laser
Dr Octogonapus:ALL OF YOU, YOU'VE KILLED MY BOSS, now I don't have a job...,SO I'M GOING TO END YOUR LIVES
Dr Octogonapus Opens the robot to reveal the Lazer Collection Characters
FIGHT
FIGHT[]
Roll the cheese guy:ROLL THE CHEESE
He Throws the cheese at Dr Octogonapus
Dr Octogonapus:BWAAAAAAH
Dr Octogonapus kills him with his Laser
Watermelon is on the ground and then
Salad Puncher:I AM GONNA PUNCH YOUR WATER MELON
Salad Puncher Punches the Water melon
Watermelon:BWAAAAAAAH
Salad Puncher is killed
Flubber is at the ground and then
Asdf Guy:You know who's gay?
Flubber immediately kills that guy after being called Gay
Woody Battles the Potato
Woody:YOU ARE A...
Woody is Shot by the Potato
Potato:Not Toda....
Potato is Squash by Laser Beam man summoning a Person
Person:AAAAAAH WHERE AM I, AAAAAAAAAH
Laser Beam Man summons another person at an Asdf Guy
Asdf Guy:But it's opposite Day
Laser Beam man has turned into a Man who shoots Lasers
Laser Beam Man:Geez Thanks.....
Laser Beam Man realizes the Opposite Guy accidentally killed himself by Laser Beam Man and sees his head with a giant burnt hole in it
New Camera:Hey want to see my Camera
Laser Beam Man is them killed by New Camera Man
New Camera:Oops that's not a Camera
Aladdin:Ooooh a Camera
New Camera:Want to se..
Aladdin:I want to use this
New Camera:But it's my
Aladdin:Just give me it
New Camera Man shoots Aladdin Multiple Times
Dr Octogonapus battles an Asdf Guy
Dr Octogonapus:DR OCTOGO...
Asdf Guy:Oh No a Giant Bee
Dr Octogonapus:Huh?
Dr Octogonapus:Aaaaah
Dr Octogonapus is inside the Bee
Girl:I want an icecream!
Lazer Collection Guy:Have some jelly beans
Girl opens the Jelly beans and then is crushed by the Car
Lazer Collection Guy:Heh
Asdf Guy:I'M FEELING CAR SICK BLAH
Lazer Collection guy accidentally opens the trunk as he is crushed and LASER is blasted at both of them
We cut to the moon
DESMOND THE MOON BEAR
Desmond:How did I get here?
Desmond:And why is there a Laser coming at me?
The Moon is Blown Up
We cut to the Bee and then we hear
DR MOTHERF****KING OCTOGONAPUS BRBRBRBR BWAAAAAAH
The bee's Stomach is opened up and then we see he accidentally killed muffin and the do the flop guy
Muffin:HURRAY I CAN FINALLY DIE
Do the Flop Guy:EVERYBODY DO THE FL...
Dr Octogonapus:Oops
We cut to Knife guy, BasketBall Gun Man
Knife Guy says I'm gonna pop that basketball in his mind
Gun Man:OOH OOH OOH I'M GONNA STAB YOU
Knife guy pops BasketBall
Knife Guy is Flying in the air and Basketball says while deflating
BasketBall:Ooooh not good
Basketball is dead
Gun Man:Noooo I can't stab you
Harry:SHOBUS MY WOOBUS
Harry Kills Gun man
We cut to the head of Collin Mochrie
Head of Collin Mochrie:I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU 3 WISHES
Asdf Guy:OH BOY MY FIRST WISH IS..
Head of Collin Mochrie:Just kidding I'm actually here to FIRE MY LASER BAAAAAAAWH
Another Asdf Guy Is killed
Ash:I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU
Pikachu:BWAAAAH
Ash:NO PIKACHUUU......
Sheep:Beep Beep I'm a Sheep I say Beep Beep I'm a Shee......
Pikachu kills Ash and Beep Beep I'm a Sheep
Cow:Hey you want to do skateboard
Lazer Collection guy:Well yes...
Cow Stabs the Guy
Cow:Actually Nevermind... I want to do skate board on my own
We cut to Dr Octogonapus
Science Show Host:Piano
Science Show Host runs away from Dr Octogonapus
Dr Octogonapus:Huh
Piano is Falling on Dr Octogonapus
Dr Octogonapus picks it up with his arms and throws it at the Science show
Dr Octogonapus also accidentally killed the cow with this
Trains Guy:I Like Trains
Dr Octogonapus sees the train and dodges this
Dr Octogonapus:HALT
Everyone Stops
Dr Octogonapus:This is my battle...
Dr Octogonapus Grabs trains guy and battles on the Train
Dr Octogonapus And Trains guy fight in a Similar way to the Train Battle in Spider Man 2
Dr Octogonapus Punches Trains Guy With His mechanical arms and Train Guy Dodges it
Dr Octogonapus dodges the Punches by the Train guy Too
Trains Guy:I Like Trains
Dr Octogonapus Dodges the second train and instead of picking up trains guy he instead grabs his torso and puts his head in the inside of the Train
due to the high motion of the Train, Trains guy is decapitated
Dr Octogonapus Lifts his Body high and says
Dr Octogonapus:WE'VE WON
The Lazer Collection Characters who survived Chear Loudly as we see the bodies of the fallen Lazer Collection Characters and Asdf Characters too
KO
Results[]
Boomstick:What how did The Lazer Collection won? Didn't ASDF Defeat The Ima Firin My Lazer Guy?
Wiz:They Won due to the Fact ASDF Out Numbered over him with multiple Characters and Because he had to say Ima Firin My Lazer To do his Lazer so they Could Easily beat him but the reason why the Lazer Collection Won was because they didn't have to Say Ima Firin My Lazer to do the Lazer they could just do it without any words and they have more abilities than just lasers
Boomstick:Well Looks like Asdf got Blasted
Wiz:The Winners are the Lazer Collection
Trivia[]
- The Battle takes place after SuperSaiyan2Link's Asdf vs I'ma Firing My Lazer Guy Battle
- The Reason Dr Octogonapus says that ASDF Killed his boss instead of friend was because in the Lazer Collection The Ima Firin My Lazer Guy was his boss
Lazer Collection wins