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Description[]
DC vs Marvel, Thor vs Wonder Woman is an underrated episode, but what about their arch enemies, who wins a DEATH BATTLE.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Myth, Legend are home to some amazing gods.
Boomstick: And comic books went, "Can I copy your homework." and myth said "Sure, only if you change it up a bit.
Wiz: Ares,Wonder Woman's arch enemy.
Boomstick: Loki, prince of asgard. He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Ares[]
Wiz: The god of war.
Boomstick: Not Kratos from the smash hit PlayStation all stars battle royale.
Wiz: But Ares, the literal god of war.
Boomstick: Born to Zeus and Hera, he was part of the twelve olympians, a race that existed in more than one dimension and were worshipped by ancient greek.
Wiz: Ares felt like he never fitted in with the other gods.
Boomstick: Is Ares an emo? He would probably like welcome to the black parade.
Wiz: He created his own realm the Areopagus.
Boomstick: Ares’s power is stated to be incalculable.
Wiz: He prefers to watch and stay in the background, but if needs be,he will fight.
Boomstick: Also due to being the literal god of war, he knows every single fighting style that was used since the beginning of time itself. I wonder whether he knows pilates.
Wiz: He can easily strangle Wonder Woman.
Boomstick: If my school days have taught me anything, it means Ares loves her.
Wiz: That's not at all what Ares wants with Wonder Woman. He wants to destroy her, due to being the god of war after all.
Boomstick: Wow, Wiz, you think you can just put people in boxes like that? Go woke,save the sheeple.
Wiz: Oh you're on that side of tiktok.
Boomstick: Ares also has access to magic, and the more violent the fight becomes, the more powerful he becomes.
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Wiz: Ares can also alter his size to be whatever he wants.
Boomstick: Oh No, you've got that smirking grin on your face again.
Wiz: I've been working on a size growth molecular device in the lab. Now just for a test. Wiz drinks a potion and crashes through the roof.
Wiz: Uh, it's still got some kinks to work out
Boomstick: He straight up rips children's souls out.
Wiz: And absorbs the full power of Pandora's Box. That Pandora's box.
Boomstick:He draws power from all forms of conflict, so that twitter beef you had with a d-list celebrity, he probably gets his power from that.
Wiz: And any wound made by any god can't heal itself
Boomstick: However he's not invincible, if no one worships him, he becomes powerless, with no-one believing in him. Not even a Shia Lebouf pep talk could get his power back
Loki[]
Wiz: The world of Asgard, a place for kings and queens alike. They look after the nine realms.
Boomstick: But then there's Loki, the god of mischief who was adopted from the frost giants, but they never told him that so he got mad when he found it out
Wiz: And so he made sure people knew him as the god of mischief.
Boomstick:A really fucked up sibling rivalry meant he was the arch nemesis to his very own brother, Thor, but luckily he knew magic that was enough to stand up to Thor.
Wiz: His magic can hit Lady Sif.
Boomstick: He can defeat the Silver Surfer with his magic. The power cosmic couldn't save the silver surfer from that.
Wiz: He even took out Beta Ray Bill, who can survive being in the centre of the actual sun.
Boomstick:Well he must have got a nice tan after that.
Wiz: Assuming the marvel universe's sun is about the same size as ours, that means Beta Ray Bill wasn't affected by 27 million degrees fahrenheit, meaning Loki's magic could potentially be hotter than the actual sun.
Boomstick: He also took out Apocalypse, yeah that guy who beat Black Adam to a pulp.
Wiz: And even when because of a comics plotline, he could only use a fraction of his power, he still managed to break Doctor Strange's shield.
Boomstick: He is also a master of illusions having made clones real enough to trick Thor, his very own brother. Or Thor just didn't bother to look at him, one or the other
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Wiz: And he doesn't just rely on magic , he has an arsenal of weapons including a firesword that he can summon at will.
Boomstick:That's sword not just fire as the kids say, but it's hot enough to burn Thor's skin without even touching it.
Wiz:He's even got shapeshifting abilities.
Boomstick: He can transform into nearly anything, whether it's a person, an animal, or even an inanimate object
Wiz: He's also extremely intelligent
Boomstick: His intelligence combined with his magic and cunning make him a true trickster god. But Loki's overconfidence and ego often lead to his downfall.
Wiz So whether he's casting illusions, summoning fiery swords, or just causing mischief for the fun of it, Loki's a force to be reckoned with.
DEATH BATTLE[]
A dark rocky battlefield Thunder crackles in the distance as dark clouds swirl ominously overhead. Ares who was brandishing his blood-soaked sword from the last victim, saw someone enter the battlefield " So, another realm dares to challenge the might of Ares, God of War? Your foolishness knows no bounds."
Loki,smirking " Ah, Ares, isn't it? The God of War, if my memory serves me right. I must admit, I do enjoy a good fight."
Ares his eyes narrowing on Loki " You'll find that I am not one to be trifled with. Prepare yourself."
Loki, grinning at that "Imagine the chaos we could sow together. Two gods, each with their own unique talents, wreaking havoc across realms. The stories would be told for ages."
Ares snarling at Loki "I have no interest in your treacherous schemes, I am a warrior, bound by honor and duty."
"Ah, honor and duty, how quaint. But tell me, Ares, even warriors have a taste for power, do they not? Imagine the exhilaration of letting go, of embracing the chaos within."
"You mistake my purpose, trickster. I fight for the glory of battle, for the thrill of combat. I will not be swayed by your words."
"Very well, if you insist on being boring. Let's settle this the old-fashioned way then."
"So be it!"
Ares lunges forward at Loki and threw a punch which Loki narrowly dodged.
"You know for a god of war, I expected more." Loki said, throwing a dig at Ares.
"You dare underestimate mt power." Ares said.
"I feel like I fairly estimated it."
Loki summoned his firesword and charged towards Ares, holding the firesword towards him.
"You fool, you think heat can stop me, I am war."
Ares picked up Loki and swung him making him slide on the rocky terrain. "Ugh you got to be kidding me."
Ares ran to Loki and kicked him from getting up.
"Kneel before me, worthless god." Ares said, a meancing stare.
"I don't kneel for anyone." Loki shot a magic blast which managed to stagger Ares pushing him back.
"Your magic is mere tricks compared to me. I am the god of war, your bag of illusions can not save you from defeat."
"Maybe you would want to take on someone your size, or you literally you." Loki shapeshifted into Ares.
"You may look like the god of war, but you are nothing but an imposter." Ares said as he grew himself, making him gorw as big as the very world they were on.
Loki, out of fear shapeshifted back into his own self.
"I am the god of war, nothing that a mere trickster god can affect." Ares flew down into Loki. and pushed him down the terrain, dragging his face.
"You are a inferior god." Ares said as Loki threw him off the world and into the void of space.
Loki, in the nick of time used his magic to form a slide back to the ground. He summoned his firesword and ran at Ares, blazing fire at him, blazing him in a inferno.
"Good Riddance." Loki said as he dropped his firesword.
Loki had his back turned and Ares came back out of the inferno.
"Let me show you how to wield your weapon properly." Ares said as he picked up the firesword and stabbed Loki through the back with it and made him fall back
Analysis[]
Boomstick: Wait what, I thought Loki had this in the bag.
Wiz: Now Loki did have quite a few advantages over Ares, he was smarter and had a more versatile arsenal.
Boomstick:But when faced with a god that thrives on conflict, Loki didn't really stand a chance.
Wiz: Ares being the god of war can feed on all forms of conflict, making him too much for Loki to handle, Ares was in full control of the fight pretty much.
Boomstick: And sure Loki may not be the most violent fighter, but there was still enough violence happening on the world to sustain it.
Wiz: Ares's ability to feed on conflict itself meant his physical superiority was far greater than Loki's.
Boomstick: Ares just gave Loki a 'God of War'm welcome to the losing side
Wiz: Ares is the winner
Next Time[]
A battle of the elemental black sheep Killua vs Zuko