Ardyn Izunia vs Albert Wesker is a What if? Death Battle! created by BloodyBloodwork365. It features Ardyn Izunia from the Final Fantasy series vs Albert Wesker from the Resident Evil series.
| Ardyn Izunia vs Albert Wesker (Final Fantasy vs Resident Evil) | |
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| Infected psychos | |
| Season 2, Episode 5 | |
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| Air date | TBA |
| Written by | BloodyBloodwork365 |
| Directed by | BloodyBloodwork365 |
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Description[]
Two psychopaths who are infected with a demonic virus and really love mind games! Who will win, the First King or the Oroboros? Time to see!
Interlude[]
Wiz: Diseases are deadly and uncaring. They kill any who they infect and move on to the next victim.
Boomstick: But these two use diseases as their ultimate weapon!
Wiz: Ardyn Izunia the First King.
Boomstick: Albert Wesker, the Oroboros, as he calls himself when he looks like-AH! Is that real?!
Wiz: It's Resident Evil, Boomstick. Deal with it.
Boomstick: Whatever. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to find out who would win...a Death Battle.
Ardyn Izunia[]
(Cue: Episode Ardyn Main Theme)
Wiz: Many thousands of years ago, humanity was plagued by a deadly virus from space, which turned those infected, whether they be human or not, into Daemons. This virus, sent by Ifrit the Infernian, is known as the Starscourge.
Boomstick: Naturally, everyone was on mass hysteria and all like 'who's a Daemon and who's not?' in one way or the other. Then, a healer came to absorb the Starscourge from everyone and bring peace to the world. This healer's name is Ardyn Lucis Caelum--woah, what?! I thought it was Izunia!
Wiz: He changed it. Anyways, Ardyn would run away from his friends and family when he believed he could no longer control the Starscourge inside of him. Then, Somnus, Ardyn's brother, invited him to become king.
Boomstick: But surprise, surprise! it was all an elaborate ruse designed to lure Ardyn into the castle and kill him. When Somnus killed Ardyn's fiance, Ardyn got pretty mad, you know, because his fiance died, and decided to touch the Crystal, which immediately rejected him. Somnus then stabbed him, found out his bro was immortal, and chained him up in an island for thousands of years. Sheesh! I know he wanted to be king, but, he didn't have to lock up his brother.
Wiz: One fateful day, Verstael Besithia of Nifelheim found Ardyn and brought him back to his empire. After a bit of failed persuasion to get Ardyn to join him, Ifrit the Infernian grabbed Ardyn, had Ardyn infect him, and showed Ardyn...his brother making him kill his own fiance.
Boomstick: Beacuse FINAL FANTASY! Anyway, Ardyn then decided to change his name and become Chancellor of Nifelheim, which gave him the position he needed to manipulate Emperor Iedolas. Ardyn would also form a plan to have Noctis kill him and himself to forever end the Lucis Caelum bloodine. Damn! Not even Ravus was this dedicated, and he blames the Lucius Caelum bloodine for his mommy dying.
(Cue: Magna Insomnia)
Wiz: Ardyn is easily one of the stronger villains in Final Fantasy. First off, he's immortal. He was once turned completely into ice and shattered...and came back a few seconds later. He's also been unconscious for two thousand years without any food or water. It's safe to say that Ardyn has types 1 and 4 immortality, thanks to the Starscourge. Ardyn is also highly intelligent, creating a fake demeanor for himself to trick everyone and manipulating every major event in the game.
Boomstick: Ardyn can infect people with the Starscourge just by touching them, and can then make them do literally anything he wants. Case in point, Ravus, who wanted nothing more than to die at that point, but couldn't just kill himself 'cuz Ardyn wouldn't let him.
Wiz: Ardyn can create pink translucent swords to attack opponents with and can fly. I'm serious.
Boomstick: Apparently, hes does this by using the power of all previoud kings...which includes him, so...
Wiz: Ardyn can use many different weapons. First is The Sword of the Wise, which allows him to warp around his foes at will. So Ardyn, too, can use Warp Strike to some extent. The next weapon Ardyn has is The Axe of the Conqueror, which deals extremely powerful blows but lowers Ardyn's defenses...which doesn't really matter as it's literally stated in the lore that the only way to kill Ardyn is to destroy his soul, though I'm certain existence erasure and other such means would suffice.
Boomstick: Ardyn also has The Bow of the Clever, which is basically what would happen if a machine gun married a crossbow. And then there's The Blade of the Mystic, which boosts Ardyn's strength and resistance to Darkness Magic, which again, he doesn't need, 'cuz he's IMMORTAL!
Wiz: Boomstick...I literally just said there's plenty of ways to destroy Ardyn completely. Anyways, Ardyn also wields The Star of the Rogue, which can bounce off of surfaces and boosts Ardyn's resistance to elemental attacks. Another weapon Ardyn has is The Sword of the Tail, which can strike the opponent multiple times but makes the user more prone to elemental attacks
Boomstick: Seriously! Is there no end to these weapons?! Ardyn also wields The Shield of the Just, which reflects attacks, heals Ardyn, and makes him even more resistant to elemental and darkness attacks. So, screw the expense of The Sword of the Tail. Oh, this one sacrifices attack, but it don't matter.
Wiz: Another weapon Ardyn wields is The Mace of the Firece, which is designed to crush bone and organs. Ardyn has The Scepter of the Pious, which makes even more swords and raises the user's resistance to darkness attacks.
Boomstick: Ardyn's got The Trident of the Oracle, which create physical holograms. Yeah...seriously. Ardyn also has The Katana of the Warrior, which raises elemental resistance, lowers darkness resistance, and slashes opponents a bunch of times within the space of a single heartbeat.
Wiz: But all of these pale in comparison to Ardyn's strongest weapon; The Sword of the Father. This legendary blade, wielded by King Regis, increases light attacks AND finishing blows. It also has...zero drawbacks.
Boomstick: And just when you thought Ardyn couldn't get more OP, he ca also summon Ifrit to his side at ANY POINT DURING THE BATTLE!
Wiz: Ifrit the Infernian is a skilled swordfighter with immensely powerful pyrokinesis. He can shapeshift into fire and wields an enormous blade. It took another Astral, Astrals are basiclaly gods, by the way, to defeat Ifrit.
Boomstick: Omnidroid eat your heart out! But no, we're not done yet! Ardyn can compete against Noctis, the True King! The same Noctis who beat the **** out of Ifrit! With his friends, but still!
Wiz: However, Ardyn is not infailable. Again, it IS possible to permanently destroy Ardyn, and he is also quite arrogant, and prefers to taunt his opponents.
Boomstick: But he definitely has earned the right! This truly is the First King!
Ardyn: I'm afraid you're out of luck.
Albert Wesker[]
(Cue: Wesker Theme 1)
Wiz: Years ago, a boy, born with intelligence genes from his parents, was abducted by Oswell E. Spencer. He was raised in a home funded by the Spencer Foundation. And he was given a name...Albert Wesker.
Boomstick; You may think this sounds nice, but there's a twist. Wesker was raised to be likeminded with their other human experiments and injected with...a virus.
Wiz: The Progenitor Virus. After being injected with it, Wesker lost his humanity and became a power-hungry tyrant.
Boomstick: Who NEVER STOPS BLABBING ABOUT HOW HE THINKS HE'S A GOD! SERIOUSLY, WESKER! JUST SHUT UP AND GIMME THE FINAL BOSS ALREADY!
Wiz: Wesker would join Umbrella Phamaceuticals, who, after a series of scandals, decided to...give Wesker a job.
Boomstick: Where? Oh, nowhere. Only ARKLAY LABS!
Wiz: Thanks to the t-virus, which Umbrella just...gave to Wesker, Arklay made scientific discoveries involving...fusing Ebola with the t-virus and then splicing their genes--it's complicated.
Boomstick: You may be wondering, 'where are Wesker's powers?' and I would say it's still story time 'cuz 350 word min.
Wiz: Wesker would assassinate a leader of Umbrella, Doctor Marcus, and use his research along with Arklay to begin the Tyrant Project.
Boomstick: Then, after finding a worthless-to-Wesker virus that Arklay's leader was researching, Wesker decided to abandon the lab.
Wiz: Wesker would go to work in S.T.AR.S., and from there he found and saved the T-002 Tyrant.
Boomstick: I know, you're gettin' desperate for some fight info. We're gettin' there.
Wiz: Wesker would end up leaving Umbrella and injecting himself with the t-virus, mutating him even further than he already was...which leads me to question why people were making bioweapons of these things.
Boomstick: Because we're crazy.
Wiz: Umm...okay. Anyways, Wesker would then be killed by T-002, who...he...saved...
Boomstick: Moral? None. Just don't save evil zombie things from bein' exploded.
Wiz: However, Wesker would come back to life shortly after because he had injected himself with yet another virus that gave him superhuman regeneration.
Boomstick: And red cat eyes, which gives him an excuse to wear those cool sunglasses all the time. Anywho, Wesker then decided to get started on the Uroboros Project so he could make everyone superhuman and be their god...which...apparently works in the Resident Evil universe?
Wiz: If you mean the notion of the plan...no. You can't just become a god with a virus unless you're Dark Samus, and even that's a stretch.
(Cue: Winds of Madness)
Boomstick: Well, whatever. Anyway, Wesker is definitely super powerful. He's got superhuman strength, speed, endurance, healing, senses, and can see in the dark I think...'cuz he's got cat eyes.
Wiz: Sure. Anyways, Wesker also has a weapon at his disposal. His trusty Samurai Edge, a Beretta 92F Custom gun which can fire 13 Parabellum rounds, one at a time, of course, and can aim with lasers.
Boomstick: LASERS! Wesker has dodged bullets, casually, multiple times, and is strong enough to impale people with just his hand AND defeat two Ivans at once!
Wiz: Punching Wesker can hurt the puncher and he has shrugged off...steel...girders. Wesker can also adapt to any virus coming his way in order to survive and surpass it.
Boomstick: Wesker's also got a supermode of his own...UROBOROS WESKER--AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT THING?!
Wiz: Uroboros Wesker can infect people with his tentacles, throw missiles, assimilate organic tissue, and survive being crushed under a building...but not a volcano, apparently...despite the fact that base Wesker was completely fine in lava.
Boomstick: Wesker is super arrogant and loves monologues. 'I am a god, blah blah blah...', or whatever. So what? Just fight me, you blabbermouth!
Wiz: Despite these weaknesses, including a weak spot on Uroboros Wesker's heart, Wesker is still a dangerous and deranged superhuman who still aims to bend the world to his knees.
Wesker: Six billion screams of agony will birth a new balance. Unfortunately, you are too late. You will not live to see the dawn.
Pre-Death Battle[]
(Cue: Wiz and Boomstick)
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. We've run the data through all possibilities. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
Prelude...[]
(Cue: Breakout-Thomas Edwards)
In a dark government facility, a man wearing a shiny dark, dust-brown trenchcoat with sunglasses glued to his face walks down a dark corridor. He is holding something in a briefcase and seems to be quite pleased with himself.
The man in question is Albert Wesker, The Uroboros.
Wesker continues to walk down the corridor until he encounters a few monsters. He destroys one with a backhand and another with a flip-kick. Wesker keeps walking until he reaches a metal door. He shoves the door open before seeing someone sitting in a chair, staring at a black screen.
"How long has it been since the prisoner escaped?" Wesker asks. "Too long. We have no hope of finding her now. Did you at least recover the asset we were looking for?" The man in the chair answers and asks. Wesker opens the briefcas to reveal a blue cannon with creepy veins crawling all over it. While Wesker seems unaffected, the man in the chair immediately turns slightly blue-green.
Suddenly, the alarm sounds. "What?!" The man in the chair demands. "I'll go check it out." Wesker says, walking out of the room. "H.I.V.E., such a worthless gang of idiots..." Wesker mutters to himself before walking around and just straight up shooting any monster that comes his way.
Wesker enters a cell block to see a large wendigo-like creature with glowing red eyes and ribs. Next to the creature, he sees a man with pink-brown hair, a black trenchcoat, and a cross between a fedora and a cowboy hat, also black. The man sees Wesker and smiles.
This is Ardyn Izunia, The First King.
"Hello, hello. You must be the infamous Albert Wesker." Ardyn says in a charismatic tone. "Izunia, Ardyn Izunia." "Good to know." Wesker replies. "Would you mind telling me why you're freeing an Elder God?" "Oh, he's off to fight another Elder God." Ardyn answers as the creature vanishes. Wesker points his gun at Ardyn. "You not only trespass on my property but also steal from us. That is a crime punishable by death." Wesker says. Ardyn smiles and forms the Sword of the Wise in his hand. "Well let's have it then." Ardyn replies. "You and your gun..."
Ardyn's eyes flash yellow.
"...versus all I have become." Ardyn finishes, earning a smug smile from Wesker. "Alright then." Wesker replies.
Fight![]
Wesker starts firing at Ardyn, who slashes the bullets with his sword before running to slash at Wesker. Wesker jumps back and continues firing. Ardyn dodges and grins evilly before teleporting directly in front of Wesker and stabbing him.
Warp Strike!
...Wesker looks fine and kicks Ardyn in the face, knocking him into a chair.
Ardyn gets up and looks at Wesker, also fine. "That was impressive of you to kick me that far. Perhaps I'll try a different approach." Ardyn says before switching out the Sword of the Wise with the Swords of the Wanderer (Sry for not including it in the analysis I forgot DX) before rapidly slashing at Wesker, who regens and fires at Ardyn again, who blocks with the Shield of the Just.
"This shield can block bullets." Ardyn says smugly. "But it's still a bit small, wouldn't you say?" Wesker replies before leaping behind Ardyn and kicking him in the spine, forcing him through the wall. Ardyn gets up and starts brushing off his suit when Wesker attempts to punch him, which he blocks before drawing the Bow of the Clever and firing an arrow into Wesker's shoulder point-blank. Wesker jumps back and continues firing, but Ardyn uses arrows to parry the attacks and uses the Axe of the Conqueror to shop Wesker's gun arm off.
Wesker regens and roundhouse-kicks Ardyn into the screen, shattering it. Wesker then prepares to punch Ardyn, who smashes his hand with the Mace of the Fierce before kicking him away. Wesker responds by grabbing the mace and throwing it at Ardyn, who disintegrates it into energy just in time.
Ardyn chuckles and flips Wesker through the shattered screen and onto a large elevator. Ardyn, flying and surrounded by pink weapons, and holding the Scepter of the Pious, floats down to see Wesker and give him a smug, Daemon smile, making no effort to hide his yellow eyes and stone-colored skin, now covered in black goo. Wesker growls and leaps to grab Ardyn by the neck. Ardyn sends some goo into Wesker and slashes him away with the swords. Wesker chuckles. "Trying to infect me?" The Uroboros taunts before Ardyn flies down to slash him across the stomach with the Katana of the Warrior.
Wesker growls and slaps Ardyn in the face fast and hard enough to break his neck with a sickening CRACK! before kicking thr First King away. Ardyn turns his head around to smile maliciously at Wesker before slashing again and again, Wesker blocking with his hands and arms, which destroys his sleeves. Wesker, frowning, prepares to punch Ardyn, who stabs him in the glasses with the Trident of the Oracle before removing it with the glasses still stuck to one prong. This reveals Wesker's true, red, catlike eyes.
Wesker grabs Ardyn, kicks his back, and throws him into the wall before dousing on something and changing radically. He was not covered in tentacles and his arms had grown. He was muscular and there seemed to be something on his chest.
Uroboros Wesker grabs some missiles and chucks them at Ardyn, who slashes at them with the Sword of the Father. Ardyn and Wesker then clash, blade against blade, will against will. Wesker then laughs and stabs Ardyn with his tentacles, absorbing him.
...
"I have to say..." Ardyn's voice says behind Wesker, who turns around and growls at the still alive, but hatless, Ardyn. "...That almost worked. I liked that hat." Ardyn finishes before slashing at Wesker, leaving gashes in his arms when he tries to block. Wesker, infuriated, grabs Ardyn and slams him into a missile before detonating it on them both. Before Ardyn has a chance to recover, Wesker grabs the First King and rams him into the middle of the elevator. Before Wesker can strike again, heavy footsteps are heard.
Wesker turns around to see Ifrit the Infernian standing there, towering over and glaring down at the Uroboros. Ifrit slams his sword down on Wesker, who just barely catches it and send his tendrils to attack Ardyn, who dodges before driving the Sword of the Father through Wesker's heart.
K.O.![]
(Cue: Magna Insomnia-Phase 3)
Wesker falls down on the ground and sees Ifrit vanish as Ardyn stands over him. "I know you wanted to rule the world. Don't be sad. I'm sure you'll be back. Not even death seems to keep you down for long." Ardyn says before crouching down to look into Wesker's eyes. "But your resurrection, however it happens, is naught compared to mine." Ardyn stands up and walks away as, to Wesker, everything goes black.
Explanation[]
(Cue: Wiz and Boomstick)
Boomstick: Holy ****! What was intense! Too bad they didn't blow up the lab, though.
Wiz: Ardyn and Wesker had a good number of similar powers. Both could heal from fatal blows in short amounts of time. Both were highly intelligent, and both of course housed extremely dangerous diseases.
Boomstick: Sadly for RE fans (Sniffles) myself included, there was just no way he was going to win this. Explain these shenanagins, Wiz!
Wiz: First off is strength. While Wesker can lift missiles and throw them around, Ardyn is comparable to Noctis, haveing directly fought him. And Noctis defeated Ifrit, who can destroy cities.
Boomstick: Ardyn was also a lot faster than Wesker on the account of his first weapon bending space-time to 'warp' him at FTL speeds. If you don't know what we're talkin' about, search 'Warp Drive' on Google.
Wiz: Ardyn has taken a relentless beating from Noctis and Ifrit, who are comparable to each other, and even if he is 'killed', he'll come back literally one second later.
Boomstick: Ardyn was also WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more versatile than Wesker in weaponry and I don't think it needs to be made clear that Wesker ain't beating Ifrit.
Wiz: Neither could infect the other as they would just adapt to the diseases and Wesker could not kill Ardyn by absorbing his soul, rendering his abilities useless.
Boomstick: Wesker's got the tech advantage with his gun and...yeah, that's about it. Wesker ain't smarter than the guy who honed his intellect for two thousand years!
Wiz: Wesker had the intelligence and advancement, but Ardyn's versatility, power, and immortality were enough to claim victory.
Boomstick: Wesker may have been a Tyrant, but he was no King!
Wiz: The winner is Ardyn Izunia.
Polls[]
Music[]
Winds of Insomnia (Breakout by Thomas Edwards)