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Nintendo VS Sega! Which powerhouse will take the win?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Nintendo & Sega have been rivals since the childhood of many.
Boomstick: If you talk to an 80 year old woman, she might not hear you, but if she does, she'll remember the Console Wars between the two. But, then there's powerhouses from both, such as these two.
Wiz: Shulk, the powerhouse from Nintendo.
Boomstick: And Archie Sonic, the powerhouse from Sega. He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze they're weapons, armor, and skills to determine, who would win, a Death Battle.
Archie Sonic[]
(Cue ~ Live & Learn)
Wiz: Sonic's Archie story evolves from MANY different things, from fighting Mega Man, to fighting Robotnik, to fighting... MANY, as said before, different enemies, and his story is damn hard to pinpoint. But, here goes. Sonic was a lone Freedom Fighter, always foiling Robotnik's plans. Eventually, he got friends, and the matter got even more serious. Robotnik created a killer machine, Mecha Sonic, in which was at the time, his ultimate creation. However, he must be stopped, and Knuckles allowed Robotnik to transform him into a robot so Mecha Sonic was scrapped. Sonic & the rest of his allies then joined forces to save Knuckles and defeat Robotnik once and for all.
Boomstick: We'll start his abilities here and say, Archie Sonic will be at his prime, when he was the most overpowered, Pre-Super Genesis Wave. In this era, Sonic is a fucking God. Don't care what anyone says, and he even defeated Enerjak, who was, by the way, NIGH-OMNIPOTENT!
Wiz: But Sonic is mainly known for his speed. Except in the Archie Comics, while it does take a while, and some huge effort, Sonic can actually outrun his own shadow, meaning he's able to outrun TIME essentially. Otherwise, he's stuck with some MFTL+ speed. However, Sonic is also able to utilize his speed INTO strength, where he can plow through entire armies of robots with ease. And Sonic's durability is no laughing matter either. Remember how Sonic fought huge variety of enemies? Well, a lot of those, like Enerjak, are extremely overpowered, to the point of Sonic being able to tank huge beatings from enemies like that, and actually be able to stand up afterwards.
Boomstick: But then he's also an extremely skilled hand-to-hand combatant, and can even use his Homing Attack & Spindash techniques to attack as well. But, then there's the fact he even has aerokinesis, able to control the wind, and have it attack an enemy. But we're not even getting into his TRUE potential! Wiz, your up!
Wiz: Sonic has become an embodiment of Chaos, and able to use the reality warping technique, Chaos Control. With this, Sonic can teleport, stop time, and bend reality, all with just ONE Chaos Emerald! Once he gets all seven though, may God help his foe. The Seven Chaos Emeralds transform Sonic into a golden version of himself, also known as Su-
Boomstick: SUPER SAIYAN!
Wiz: No! Super Sonic! Super Sonic is granted unlimited flight, near invincibility, no time limit, limitless speed, extremely heightened strength, able to lift an enormous mech effortlessly, and can create barriers, shoot energy blasts, and has a positive aura that will break through any negative one. Super Sonic is basically a God, able to match and surpass Enerjak, and even immensely surpasses even that of SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG in CHAOS FORCE ABILITIES!
Boomstick: HAHAHAHAHA! NOT INSANE ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?! Well, THIS ISN'T EVEN HIS ULTIMATE FORM!!
Wiz: Ultra Sonic, created thanks to the Seven Super Emeralds and lots of Power Rings, is completely invulnerable, no time limit, immeasurable speed, and EXTREMELY high strength. He has all the same powers as before as well! However, Sonic ISN'T without quite a few flaws. He's cocky, arrogant, can't stay still for too long, and has a slight difficult time controlling his speed at times. He never really goes all out unless he REALLY has too, and isn't anywhere near a strategist.
Boomstick: But that doesn't matter, as Sonic has ALL OF THAT OTHER SHIT!!!
Super Sonic: Sometimes you make this too easy!
Shulk[]
(Cue ~ You Will Know Our Names)
Wiz: The story behind this Monado Boy is a crazy one. At first, Shulk and his parents were killed, but Zanza, who we'll get too later, possessed Shulk's corpse, reviving him, and allowing Dickson to find him. Shulk was thus able to grow up with Dickson looking after him, unaware that he was a pawn in the plan to revive Zanza. When Shulk confronts Egil and ultimately chooses to spare him, Dickson intervenes and shoots Shulk. As Shulk falls unconscious, Zanza leaves his body and takes the Monado into his own hands before taking control of the Bionis. Shulk, left in a comatose state, is taken back to Colony 6 aboard Junks. Within his mind, Shulk struggles to find the will to continue on, but manages to find his way again with the help of Alvis and is revived. Upon awaking, Shulk receives a replica Monado built by the Machina and manages to help fend off a Telethia attack on Colony 6, where he learns that Alvis is also an ally of Dickson and Zanza. Aiming to stop Zanza, Shulk and his allies journey through the Bionis' Interior and Prison Island. And this is how we'll start his abilities.
Boomstick: That's one fucked up past! Damn... But, anyway, Shulk will be at his prime for this battle, and will wield the True Monado. With this, Shulk is a God, and can kill other Gods. He fucking slaughtered Zanza, who can destroy and create existence at will, and even take attacks from him that SHOULD ERASE HIM FROM EXISTENCE!
Wiz: He also was shown MFTL speeds, able to zoom around the solar system. And is actually a very smart strategist and is very smart as well. However, let's get into skills. Shulk can use Turn Strike, which is a single slash from his sword that inflicts Break on the opponent. Back Slash is double as effective when the enemy is hit from behind, he was even able to one-shot Bowser's universal durability by hitting him from behind! Light Heal restores health. Slit Edge is able to reduce durability of an enemy if they're hit by the side. Stream Edge attacks multiple times, and inflicts Break on an enemy. Shadow Eye reduces Aggro and increases the power of Shulk's next Monado Arts attack. Air Slash inflicts Break on an enemy, and a side hit has a 50% chance of inflicting Slow on an enemy. Shaker Edge Dazes an enemy if they're Toppled. But, then there's Shulk's more powerful Monado Arts. Buster increases his attack power, but defense goes down. Smash increases his launch power, but decreases his weight. Shield increases his defense and weight, but decreases speed and jump height. Speed increases speed, but decreases his attack power and jump height. Jump increases jump height and air control, but decreases attack power. Enchant increases attack power by a little. Purge inflicts Aura Seal. Eater takes away ALL artificial powers and inflicts Bleed. Armor defends against all types of attacks for a short while. Cyclone damages all enemies near Shulk and anyone with Break inflicted on them will be Toppled. And to clear things up, all those added effects are this: Break makes it more likely to be inflicted with Topple. Topple is where your knocked down.
Boomstick: HELP, I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!
Wiz: ...And, Aggro is the chance the enemy will attack you. Slow, is where your speed drops large amounts. Daze is essentially, your dizzy and cannot move. Aura Seal is you lose all artificial powers and cannot use them again. Bleed is, your bleeding... And you take constant damage, basically. But, this is far from everything Shulk has.
Boomstick: For one, Shulk can have Visions, which stop time and allow him to foresee what will happen, and read enemy attacks, then allows him to counterattack. Shulk can also use basic sword slashes instead of all these special attacks, and can even charge enough energy over time to flash a bright light ball of energy, blinding enemies, and allowing him to attack. But, he can even punch and kick if needed too, create barriers, warp reality... Man, this guy's overpowered...
Wiz: And you won't believe this... But... He has NO notable weaknesses...
Boomstick: This match is gonna destroy the universe, huh?
Shulk: I'm REALLY feeling it!
Pre-DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: Alright. The combatants are set. Let's settle this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!
DEATH BATTLE![]
Planet Mobius
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Shulk was walking through a forest when he found a Blue Chaos emerald on the ground, he picked it up with one hand.
"I wonder what this is? It looks like an Emerald but their usually green."
All of a sudden It Disappeared out of his hands.
"Where did it..."
He noticed a Blue Hedgehog right behind him.
"Who are you?!" Shulk said.
"The Names Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog. Besides I think the emeralds would be to powerful even for the likes of you."
"Alright then BRING IT!"
FIGHT!
(Cue ~ Rival Battle - Silver)
Sonic darted towards Shulk at blinding speeds, awakening the wind as he ran, and Shulk prepared the True Monado. When Sonic got close, he curled into a ball, or used the Spindash, and darted even faster at Shulk. Shulk drew back the True Monado, and jumped back a few feet and slashed forward, managing to hit Sonic right outta the Spindash, and inflicting Break on him.
As Sonic was sent airborne, Shulk jumped up next to him.
"AIR SLASH!" Shulk shouted, striking upward into Sonic's thigh, and completing with another vertical slash, sending Sonic crashing backwards and into the ground, failing to inflict him with Slow.
Sonic quickly got back to his feet, without a scratch, and stretched. "Alright. So your pretty tough! Been awhile since someone powerful fought me!" Sonic said, in a serious tone. Suddenly, Shulk had a Vision.
(Music Stops)
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Sonic swiftly whipped out a Chaos Emerald, and stopped time. He then blitzed Shulk with countless attacks, Shulk unable to do anything at the time.
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(Music Starts Again)
Shulk realized what he had to do, and Sonic pulled out the Chaos Emerald. Shulk immediately used Purge, weakening Sonic, him not knowing at the time.
"CHAOS, CONTROL!" Sonic shouted, holding the Chaos Emerald, with nothing happening. "WHAT THE- OUCH!" Sonic yelled, as his shock distracted him from Shulk, who landed Slit Edge on one of his ribs. Sonic was sent backwards, halfway around the planet. Shulk quickly followed halfway around the planet, and was about to deliver another blow, when Sonic dodged.
Sonic tried to use Chaos Control again, but it didn't work. He dodged yet another attack from Shulk, before landing a spinning kick on Shulk, sending him smashing through a mountain. Shulk got back up with all the rubble around him, and received a punch from Sonic, as he was traveling so fast, it hurt bad. Shulk crashed through the rest of the mountain, before getting up, and dodging Sonic's next punch, and Sonic attempted to stop running, unable to halt immediately, allowing Shulk a small window of opportunity.
"BACK SLASH!" Shulk shouted, and slashed Sonic's back, sending him spiralling off a cliff. Shulk swung the True Monado over his shoulder and grinned, assuming it was over.
Oh, but it wasn't. WIND, off all things, suddenly attacked Shulk, forcing him off the cliff as well. They both fell towards a massive body of water.
Sonic wasn't too happy, but began scuttling his feet so fast to where he began running on the water, and Shulk did the same. They both ran across the water, however, Sonic got focused, and began outrunning Shulk & his own shadow. He then quickly turned, and nailed a kick into Shulk's gut, forcing him airborne. Sonic jumped at him, only to receive the True Monado slashing his shoulder, and Shulk kicking him in the head, forcing him towards the water, however he began running again. Shulk began running on it as well, and got back to land, in a forest. Sonic quickly arrived on the scene. They both eyed each other.
(Music Stops)
"Huh not bad by the way what's your name?" Asked Sonic
"The names Shulk."
"Alright Shulk come at me with everything you've got."
"Yea, I'm really feeling it."
(Cue ~ The God-Slaying Sword)
"BUSTER!" Shulk shouted, and began glowing purple.
Sonic ran at him, unfortunately on the receiving end of getting slashed across the chest, but with MUCH more power than before, enough to send Sonic smashing through the planet, cracking it in half. Sonic came through the other side, and ran around Mobius before the two halves separated. Sonic arrived quickly, and sent multiple kicks into Shulk's back, as he wasn't expecting Sonic so quickly. Shulk used Armor halfway through the kicks, and was no longer effected, and impaled Sonic, and blasted him with energy, sending him straight into a lake. Shulk was confident he had won, but had a Vision.
(Music Stops)
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Suddenly, the water was blasted both ways, and a golden Sonic flew outta the water so quickly it was mind boggling, and nailed a punch into Shulk's face, sending him soaring around the planet, as it was slowly separating the two slabs left.
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(Music Starts Again)
Shulk created a barrier, and the water split apart, just like his Vision said, and Super Sonic punched the barrier, breaking it. Shulk then flashed a bright ball of energy, blinding Super Sonic. Shulk then readied the True Monado, and began slashing and hacking at Super Sonic, then powering up the True Monado and hitting him, all of which barely even fazed him afterwards. Super Sonic then fired a huge blast at Shulk, who blocked with a barrier, stunning him a little, as Super Sonic used Chaos Control to teleport behind Shulk, and land a kick, sending him flying into space.
Shulk caught himself before crashing into Mars, and powered up the True Monado as Super Sonic dashed right in front of him within milliseconds. Shulk used Eater, which instantly blasted Super Sonic back towards Mobius, and crashing through it, causing the planet to explode finally. Super Sonic...
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WORE OFF?!?!?! Sonic lost his golden look and became regular Sonic, but pulled out a Chaos Emerald, and started warping reality, in which Shulk then warped it back to normal. Sonic teleported next to Shulk and landed a kick, causing him to smash through Mars.
"YOU DESTROYED MY HOME PLANET, MOBIUS!!" Sonic shouted in anger. "THAT'S EARTH, HEDGEHOG!!" Shulk shouted back.
Wait, Earth = Mobius??????? Apparently Shulk & I thought so, cause Mars is there, so... Anyways!
Mars began splitting in half, as Shulk flew straight through once more, and landed a powerful slash into Sonic which sent him flying across the Solar System, and into Venus. Shulk zoomed towards Venus, and landed near Sonic. The two readied themselves once again.
(Cue ~ In Charm & Allure)
Sonic then smirked, and was surrounded by the Super Emeralds, and absorbed some Power Rings he'd held onto. An immensely bright flash occured, visible galaxies away. Sonic now had a glowing star on his chest with two overlapping loops of light, and he was now his ultimate form...
Ultra Sonic. He got in a battle stance and Shulk began glowing, also entering a battle stance.
RESUME!
Ultra Sonic immediately teleported above Shulk, and tackled him so hard, they crashed through Venus, completely destroying the planet, and flew towards Jupiter. When they crashed into the surface, it created an enormous explosion and crater, almost destroying half of Jupiter right away. Ultra Sonic teleported next to Jupiter and charged a beam of energy, and blasted Jupiter, destroying it entirely, with Shulk being sent flying through the solar system, but catching himself, and healing with Light Heal. Ultra Sonic dashed towards Shulk, who prepared an attack, and they clashed, hitting each other so hard, it tore the universe apart where they're blows met, and the tear began to spread.
Ultra Sonic didn't care, and neither did Shulk. Ultra Sonic then readied another blast when Shulk used Eater once again, blasted Ultra Sonic back, and forcing him to revert to normal, and suddenly, the universe collapsed, and both imploded, then exploded. The camera zoomed in on both Sonic & Shulk as the explosion engulfed them as well...
(Music Stops)
Nothing was left but white, as the universe was eliminated... But then...
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You could see one being, and that was Shulk, although unconscious, was alive.
K.O.!
Shulk woke up with the universe destroyed, and then held up the True Monado, which began recreating the universe.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: OH... MY... FUCKING... GOD... THAT WAS AWESOME!!!! But wait... We just had Shulk beat THE Archie Sonic... Shit...
Wiz: It's fine Boomstick, cause we're gonna explain right now. While these two characters are extremely even in many terms, Shulk had an advantage. How was he one-shoting Super & Ultra Sonic's you ask? Well, as stated before, Eater, and a few other techniques, steal ALL ARTIFICIAL POWERS! So really, the Chaos Emerald and Super Emerald aren't Sonic's NATURAL abilities, therefore, it could take away Chaos Control, Super Sonic, and Ultra Sonic if needed too. And it didn't help the situation that Shulk is a strategist while Sonic is not. Plus, Shulk's Visions allowed him to avoid MANY if not ALL situations that could have ended him.
Boomstick: Enerjak & Zanza prove both Shulk & Sonic are tough, but Shulk's main reason for victory is being able to counter Sonic's strongest forms, take much more and deliver much more, while Sonic had the speed advantage only. Obviously Shulk wasn't taken down by Zanza, while Sonic WAS taken down by Enerjak, and needed Super Sonic. Enerjak & Zanza are both nigh-omnipotent, if Zanza wasn't omnipotent thanks to being a God. Not to mention Shulk using the True Monado's power is limitless in fact he was powerful enough to destroy the Universe by accident Really, Sonic's only hopes were his forms, which were easily countered by the Monado Boy. Looks like ya just MonaDON'T mess with Shulk!
Wiz: The winner is Shulk.