Arceus vs Dharkon is a What-If? Battle made by Grumannatorr
Description[]
What happens when the God of Pokemon, the light of the universe, takes on the darkness of the Smash Universe. The Smash version of Satan, Dharkon. Who will win? Will Arceus bring judgement to Dharkon, or will Dharkon fully darken the entire world.
Interlude[]
Boomstick: Ah...normal gods
Wiz: If there's a god there is satan
Boomstick: The god here, is Arceus, the god and creator of the entire Pokemon universe
Wiz: And Dharkon, the being who darkened the World of Light in Super Smash Bros.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: It's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to decide who would win a Death Battle!
Arceus Smites Death Battle![]
Wiz: The Pokemon world as we know is a peaceful universe with monsters that steal kids away and drag them to the afterlife. But it started out as just a black void, with only an egg in the entire universe.
Boomstick: Wait...If there was nothing in the universe how did the egg get there In the first place?
Wiz: It's Pokemon Boomstick. Nothing makes sense.
Boomstick: Anyway, inside that one singular egg was a being so strong that when he hatched he created the entire universe as we know it. The humans to the Pokemon, the planets all of it done by this one being.
Wiz: That being being the Pokemon God named Arceus
Boomstick: But being the god over everything he always has to control everything, but maybe he didn't want to stress? The reason isn't clear but for some reason he made his 'children' Dialga, Palkia and Giratina.
Wiz: With giving them godly powers, Dialga getting the power of time, Palkia getting the power of space and Giratina getting the power on antimatter. With unclear reasons, Arceus managed to banish Giratina to the distortion world.
Boomstick: It may be because Giratina screams 'I AM EVIL' just by looking at him.
Wiz: Being the literal creator of every Pokemon, he has A LOT of abilities.
Boomstick: Like Teleportation, which takes no time at all, or being able to change what type he is by getting a plate. He wants to fight something in the air? Turns into an electric type. Wants to fight a dragon? Turns into a fairy type.
Wiz: He also knows a large amount of moves because he created them all. He could technically be able to use them all, but that is not confirmed so that is only just a theory.
Boomstick: A GAME THE-
Wiz: SHUT. Despite being THE strongest deity, people can reach him just by humming a flute. I don't know how that works at all.
Boomstick: You know how we said he gave Dialga the power of time? Well, he still pulled a literal teenager from the future and bring him to the past for God knows why...oh wait. He would know why he did that.
Wiz: Thus confirming, that even though he gave others those godly powers, he still can use them to however he wishes. Like making a wave go across the ground or fire meteors from the sky. He can shoot light that leaves an explosion when it lands. He can also use light to make a giant explosion all around him. There isn't much Arceus CAN'T do.
Boomstick: He can even do non Pokemon moves like straight up making clones of himself while charging up a GIANT EXPLOSION. He can fly as well, but that's pretty lame compared to what else he all can do. Like using ghost power and using a move Giratina uses a lot which involved going into the Shadow realm or whatever it is and popping out behind his opponents to surprise them.
Wiz: Arceus gave himself the power to speak English cause of course he can do this, why not?
Boomstick: Arceus is one strong godly guy, and that's not a theory..It's just facts!
Arceus: "I would walk this world with thee. Show me how it appareth in thine eyes."
Dharkon consumes Death Battle in darkness![]
Wiz: In the World of Light, the Smash Fighters had just beaten Galeem and were close to putting him down for good, when the light just shatters and darkness appears out of nowhere, inside the darkness is an eye connected to tentacles
Boomstick: It came without warning and swallowed up the entire World of Light, and this beast...was Dharkon
Wiz: Dharkon is a being made of pure darkness, and is the direct copy to Galeem. That being said, he and Galeem have some similarities in their moves.
Boomstick: They both have the wave that hurts people over time, they both have bombs although they aim differently, and they can both summon fake versions of Smash Fighters as well as a hand, although for Dharkon it's a bit crazy.
Wiz: But Dharkon still has plenty of unique moves himself, being able to make an X that tears through space and slows people down if they touch it.
Boomstick: And even though tentacles are part of his body, he can only get hurt if you hit him in his eye, meaning that he can just throw his tentacles however he wants, even turning them into a gun or a giant hammer! That is so badass
Wiz: He can both teleport and create portals to send him or his tentacles through, as he can easily separate them and make them electrified, use them to stab people, there isn't a shortage of what Dharkon can do with his tentacles, but despite all this he gets taken down twice by the Smash Cast.
Boomstick: They needed to lighten him up
Wiz: ugh
Intermission[]
Wiz: The combatants are set, we've done the calculations and ran through all possibilities
Boomstick: It's Time for a DEATH BATTLE
FIGHT[]
Arceus was just sitting in space when all of a sudden while looking at Earth, it starts to get dark. To see what's happening to the planet he made he flies down to Earth and sees darkness consuming Earth, and in the center being a giant eye
Arceus shoots a light beam at Dharkon, who shoots a dark beam at it, they meet in the middle and cause an explosion, Arceus teleports right in front of the darkness and shoots a sludge bomb at Dharkon who stabs through it with it's tentacle, and tries to stab Arceus who teleports behind him, Arceus then chops Dharkon in ways that could break bricks and Dharkon goes flying downward, Arceus flies down toward him but Dharkon teleports out of the way and Arceus flies straight into an X bomb that explodes on him.
Arceus: "If thou want to mess with my world, thou shan't when I am here."
Dharkon summons a Crazy Hand to attack Arceus, but Arceus moves at Extreme Speeds to take down Crazy Hand just by moving into it, and Dharkon's eye flies toward Arceus attached to an electrified tentacle. A brown brick shows up In front of Arceus and he takes it, his yellow ring turning brown as when Dharkon hits, it does nothing. Arceus then stomps on Dharkon's eye, forcing it back to the other tentacles
Dharkon's tentacles turn into a gun and shoots at Arceus, who teleports out of most of them, but gets hit by some, so Dharkon then turns his tentacles into a giant hammer and slams it down onto Arceus, while falling down Arceus teleports away from Dharkon then gets his mind really calm before going to attack again. Arceus then causes it to rain, then a blue brick shows up in front of Arceus who takes it and his ring turns Blue.
Arceus charges up a water pulse and shoots it which Dharkon flies out of the way, but flew right into a charged up Aqua Tail, Dharkon spawns 5 more X Bombs, all of which detonate and hit Arceus. Arceus now a bit winded summons giant meteors from the sky, Dharkon avoids them causing them to create giant creators in the ground, and Arceus makes a giant fist which he slams down, but Dharkon's tentacles meet it, causing a power struggle in the middle.
Dharkon's other tentacles go up behind Arceus and stabs 2 of his legs, Arceus shakes them off and teleports away, fed up with Dharkon. Arceus summons a red brick and takes it, his ring turning red, then making it really hot, evaporating the rain. Arceus teleports behind Dharkon and shoots a tiny fire that hits Dharkon's eye, Dharkon's tentacles grab Arceus but the small fire is hurting over time causing Dharkon to let go.
Arceus then shoots a giant flamethrower which hits Dharkon straight in the eye, before it could push him further, Dharkon's tentacles turn into a giant hammer and block the flamethrower with the top and slowly push forward against the flamethrower, Arceus stops the fire, teleports behind Dharkon absorbing the energy of the sun and shooting a solar beam at Dharkon, hitting the back of his eye. Dharkon is now severely pissed off.
Arceus: "If thou wants to get thine wish, do your worst."
Arceus then creates a sandstorm before bringing the brown brick back. Dharkon summons 3 Crazy Hands who all charge at Arceus, the first one getting hit by a waterfall, the second getting hit by a head made of iron, the third one getting hit by a shadow Ball, then Arceus suddenly gets hit by a giant dark beam that Dharkon charged up, Arceus absorbs all the energy from the sun he can before shooting another solar beam at the dark beam, causing a beam struggle and eventually an explosion.
Dharkon is looking for Arceus, as Arceus just vanished, but Arceus appears behind Dharkon and X Scissors Dharkon's tentacles in half one by one, Dharkon tried stabbing him, but he cut those ones too. Arceus then grabbed the red brick again, his ring turning red, then charges stuff above his head and shoots fire blasts one by one at the defenseless eye of Dharkon.
By the last one, Dharkon's eye was on the ground, and Arceus steps on it, crushing the eye of Dharkon. Arceus watches as the darkness fades and Earth is back to normal....besides the damage the fight did. Arceus flies back up to space and the world continues as normal.
K.O
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Damn! Watching that eye squish was honestly...kinda gross
Wiz: The god of Pokemon was just too much for Dharkon to handle for quite a few reasons
Boomstick: although Dharkon had some good tricks up his sleeve, Arceus had much, much more moves and abilities than Dharkon. There is no way Arceus wouldn't overwhelm him.
Wiz: Arceus could also just power up his moves even further by using the plates and changing to what type he wants for an added boost.
Boomstick: Arceus literally made the entire universe, he definitely has some old timer tricks up his sleeve
Wiz: Arceus had counters to pretty much everything Dharkon can do.
Boomstick: Teleport? Both can do that. Fly? Both can do that. Make giant beams that can kill Wiz instantly? Both can do that.
Wiz: I'll....ignore that and say that although Dharkon can only get hurt in his eye, his tentacles still can be destroyed as, in the True Ending of the game, you see that some of his tentacles are cut off and with the moves Arceus has, there's no saying he couldn't do that.
Boomstick: Now Dharkon dows have tentacles that he can use for the most part however he wants, but Arceus can either destroy them or counter them unless they catch him off guard which probably won't happen.
Wiz: So because of the wide variety, and just power of Arceus he could without a doubt put down Dharkon
Boomstick: That was an eyesore
Wiz: The winner is Arceus
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