Description[]
Punch Out vs Charborg's Wrestling Empire! Which dirty fighter will win? Will Aran punch out Necropantser? Or will Necropantser push Aran into the subway?
Interlude[]
Wiz: The world of fighting has a wide array of fighters.
Boomstick: But not all of them play fair when fighting.
Wiz: Aran Ryan, Punch Out's Irish cheater.
Boomstick: Necropantser, Wrestling Empire's skeleton of evil.
Wiz: I hate cheaters.
Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win in a...Death Battle.
Aran Ryan swings his gloves in DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: Left…right…left.
Boomstick: Move like you have some spirit in you boy!
Wiz: Left right left right left.
Boomstick: ATTABOY!
Wiz: What am I doing you may ask? Well, I’m doing the movements of boxing. Not army movements, though, they are similar. Boxing is possibly one of the most recognized fighting styles in the world.
Boomstick: It is incredibly versatile in not just style, but also in the fighters themselves! And that’s not always a good thing.
Wiz: Meet Aran Ryan. Born in Dublin, Ireland, Aran was constantly made fun of for his untraditionally spelt name. This made him the type of fighter he is today.
Boomstick: And so, he made his first appearance in Super Punch Out! Holding the lowest ranked title in the World Circuit, sad. And he was a palette swap?!? That’s tragic yo.
Wiz: As the spiritual successor to Pizza Pasta, another boxer, Aran uses a hug move. This hug move however steals heath from the opponent, and heals Aran. The grab is activated when Aran’s cornerman yells “Grab him!” Aran is known to hop around the ring and throw fast and strong combos at Little Mac, who the player plays as.
Boomstick: Aran has all the standard attacks, like a jab, body blow, uppercut, all the stuff basic boxers do.
Wiz: At the end of his fight, he was defeated by Little Mac, and would return later in 2009, which is when Punch Out Wii was released. In this game, Aran went from an aggressive fighter to a, well, I’ll let Boomstick explain it.
Boomstick: A FUCKING PSYCHO! THIS GUY IS NUTS!
Wiz: His facial expressions are less angry and more, sadistic, completely unhinged. With his new behavior came a new reputation. The crowd hated him.
Boomstick: I hate him too! They all hate him! Constantly booing him, and he seems to love it.
Wiz: They boo him for good reasons too. One of his most defining features is his rule breaking.
Boomstick: More like rule shattering! In a world of cheaters, Aran is the king of cheating!
Wiz: His uncaring personality is best displayed around other boxers. He would do things like vandalize Little Mac’s poster, or tickle a boxer who was lifting weights.
Boomstick: Actually, let’s go down the list of infractions he has.
Wiz: He shows his back after throwing a punch.
Boomstick: Check!
Wiz: Has anger issues that would need to be solved in order to participate.
Boomstick: Check!
Wiz: Touches the floor with his knee.
Boomstick: Check!
Wiz: Hair is too long to not be in a ponytail.
Boomstick: Also check!
Wiz: Hits people with his elbows.
Boomstick: Oh shit this guy is evil.
Wiz: And hits them with his head.
Boomstick: When will he stop?!?
Wiz: And he jumps off the ropes to do the headbutt as well.
Boomstick: Also illegal?!? This guy is the best cheater ever!
Wiz: Brings unchecked gloves to a match.
Boomstick: At least let the referee check it. Mario is a trusty guy.
Wiz: Puts horseshoes in his gloves.
Boomstick: That’s a violation of the rules and the laws?!? Double whammy! This guy is just out here to kill! And each glove is its own infraction!
Wiz: Is shown hurting himself with said gloves.
Boomstick: Oh. Wow.
Wiz: Opening himself to attack.
Boomstick: With his physique, I wouldn’t be doing that.
Wiz: Telling his opponent to hit him.
Boomstick: Check…again.
Wiz: Blatant taunting and unsportsmanlike behavior.
Boomstick: No wonder the crowd throws food at him.
Wiz: Attacks the referee.
Boomstick: NOOO NOT MARIO!
Wiz: Attacks his opponents before matches start.
Boomstick: When will this end?!?
Wiz: Uses an old glove tied to a rope as a flail. Counting the rope, assuming the glove has a horseshoe, and many other things, this would be over 5.5 infractions at least just for the flail. This flail is swung horizontally or vertically and has pretty good range.
Boomstick: What the-
Wiz: He is also shown endangering other boxers like the tickle incident, breaking cameras, throwing attacks even while knocked against the ropes, threatens the audience, and has a clear mental disorder that wouldn’t allow him to compete until his mental state stabilizes.
Boomstick: With all that in mind, you can see why the audience wouldn’t like him.
Wiz: At the end, the total amount of terribly malicious infractions Aran has is…29.5 infractions.
Boomstick: I’m going to faint.
Wiz: Even without all the cheating, he is still capable of good feats. He is shown to be an incredibly quick fighter who fights outside the reach of his opponents. His strength should be superior to Don Flameco.
Boomstick: Don was capable of sending a bull flying in the air!
Wiz: Aran is a, interesting character to say the least. But at least he is upfront about his cheating, whether or not that’s even a good thing to begin with is up for you to decide.
Necropantser pushes DEATH BATTLE into a train?!?[]
Wiz: Ah, wrestling. America’s favorite sport. Well, close.
Boomstick: Not as popular as football!
Wiz: And in wrestling came a new challenger, Necropantser.
For his first match, he fought the tank of a man, Blood Brother.
Boomstick: And surprisingly, his first match was fucking awful. Someone even showed up randomly and just started fighting!
Wiz: This pattern of weirdness would continue with Necropantser’s later matchups. In his cage match with the wrestler Aftershock, a glimpse of his true nature was displayed. After running away and losing the match, Necro chased after him. He jumped out of the cage and started beating Aftershock relentlessly. With what you may ask?
Boomstick: A fucking mic. Necropantser beat a guy up with a mic. Only to then get butt bombed by the guy. So, he got offered a deal later on by Lance Monaco, the manager of Necro and later the manager of Eri Spencer, aka Ms. Hugh Mann!
Wiz: The deal was Necropantser betraying the fans in order to be the villain. And like that, Necro turned on everyone and everything. His only goal was to succeed and win, no matter the cost. He would interrupt other matches, ruin them, and beat them brutally. This would often result in him getting disqualified.
Boomstick: But did that stop him? Say it with me kids: No! It didn’t stop him! It FUELED HIM!
Wiz: So, he beat people up with random weapons he could find. For example, dynamite. Even though it is a small explosive, it is still enough to send a human flying meters into the air!
Boomstick: Or he could beat others with something like a police baton, or a piece of wood, or even part of a cage!
Wiz: Or he could just..not use a weapon at all, and use his uh, main method of killing. This method is known as the train.
By simply pushing or drop kicking his victims into an oncoming subway, he can effortlessly kill people time and time again. This went along with his villain arc, sorta. Most of this was just his inner psychotic tendencies coming to play.
Boomstick: And his first victim was poor old Jordan Hangtime. While Jordan did survive, he came out in critical condition. And so did Necropantser. But, Necropantser can somehow survive getting hit by a subway train multiple times while low in stamina and health!
Wiz: This train at max would have to be traveling at 55 miles per hour! And it definitely was when Necropantser killed another wrestler known as Tenryu Mist. And as the first kill, Necropantser crashed his funeral, and dragged off his grave so it could be ran over by the train again.
Boomstick: But when it was destroyed, Tenryu’s body was nowhere to be found?!? Guess it was a show casket. I should start doing that more often.
Wiz: Me too. Necropantser continued his kill streak. From Money Mark to Doug Turner, Necropantser had back to back kills, and always got away with it. This fueled his ego, his big ego.
Boomstick: Well, I don’t think he has a big ego, since his body would be too small to handle all that energy. Which also explains his physical attributes!
Wiz: He is known for being incredibly nimble. Which helps him run around the arena and avoid attacks. While not physically strong, he is still fast enough to land combos, and pee. And he pisses a lot.
Boomstick: He got caught pissing on camera, like me in a 97!
Wiz: Wait is that who…oh. It is.
Boomstick: Yeah! Necropantser’s nimbleness allows him to do his most used non weapon based move: the drop kick! The drop kick has been used to deal with enemies and opponents larger than him, and push people into the train tracks! And you know what makes his killings even worse?
Wiz: The fact that he believes that once someone dies, they are gone forever?
Boomstick: Exactly! No Heaven , and no Hell, just nothingness. The void. Gone forever. Erased from existence and life itself.
Wiz: Necro has been close to it multiple times as well. He has shown that he almost always goes to the hospital after every major match. This is probably because of his cockiness mixed with his really weak punches.
Boomstick: Which is why he sticks to using weapons! The good old fashioned way! His fight with Winston Barker shows his weak punches. They were actually pretty evenly tied, at least by Necro’s word, but he was truly fighting a brick wall. But due to no one winning, Necro practically stained Barker’s reputation by fans for good! But the fans love Necropantser, and treat him as a Face?!? After all that murder?!?
Wiz: Well, supposedly, no one knows he did them, making him completely innocent technically. Innocent until proven guilty. The good old American way.
Boomstick: The food old American way-I mean uh, I’m hungry, dang. Just like Necropantser, never getting back to full health at any point in the series!
Wiz: For fight sake tho, we will consider him at full health.
Boomstick: Hell yeah!
Wiz: Something that wasn’t considered for him was his pay however. And then, he landed into the hospital. But this was worse. This was hospital hell. In there, he was treated like prey. They would beat him up, constantly dogpiling him.
Boomstick: Even his manager joined in! Poor guy. Getting beaten to death even at his lowest. What a tragedy. And you know what happened next? He was forced to imitate another wrestler, and had his whole costume taken off!
Wiz: And after being paralyzed in a match, his career made a for sure downfall.
Boomstick: Necro even stooped low enough to buy steroids! Drugs! Ridiculous.
Wiz: He kills people as a side job…
Boomstick: Exactly, a new low. Now, speaking of paralysis, Necro has another thing he can use. This transportation device is no other than a wheelchair! This can easily run over people and almost instantly knocks out people.
Wiz: But, eventually, Necro got his costume back. But now, he would only be paid for losing matches, and returned to his contract of being a villain.
Boomstick: So, he stormed off to go kill more people in the subway tracks. But, little did he know what would happen.
Wiz: While changing his point of view while trying to kill Mike Shawshot, Mike reversed Necropantser’s grasp, and threw him on the tracks, ending his life.
Boomstick: And now Necropantser burns in hell forever. Whomp whomp.
Wiz: That isn’t technically the end though. Through an off comment, it is hinted at that even after his untimely demise, Necropantser still causes every death that happens in game. What does this mean exactly? Well, it could mean that Necropantser has some form of fate manipulation, mainly after death.
Boomstick: And it wouldn’t be too far off to say that Necropantser has some form of immortality! Not only due to the statement, but also because of wrestlers somehow reappearing even after their own brutal deaths?!?
Wiz: And so, the not-so-legendary Necropantser has fallen. Dying doing the very the very thing he loved the most. Pushing people into oncoming trains in subways for the hell of it.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! We've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Pre-Fight[]
Screams. Cheers. Excitement. All that is heard within the arena. The crowd goes wild.
“Get ready folks, because we have a fight that will surely have you on the edge of your seats tonight! I’m your Ref Eri, and today folks, we have a fight between two quite controversial figures!”
From behind the curtains stands the Irishman, Aran Ryan, preparing for the fight. He puts a horseshoe in each glove. And then he grabs a flail made with a rope and a glove with a horseshoe stuffed in it. The man chuckles as he paints a little moustache over the poster of his opponent, and walks from behind the curtains.
“Standing at 6’1, 160 pounds, and Irish, here comes…ARAN RYAN!” shouts Ref Eri in an attempt to rile up the crowd.
But the crowd is mixed. While some are screaming in excitement, others are booing in hatred for Aran. Some even throw soda cans at him, but he stays smiling. He loves it. “HAHAHA! I’m lovin this!” yells Aran in amusement. The man jumps into the ring and stands on his side of the ring by his cornerman.
The other combatant, Necropantser, stands behind the curtain, walking around in nervousness. “I gotta pee I gotta-oh shit, it’s call time.” says the wrestler.
“Standing at 3’1, however many pounds, and undead, here comes…NECROPANTSER!” shouts Ref Eri.
The crowd goes wild in mixed reactions again, but something odd happens.
“Oh shit, I just pissed myself.” remarks Necropantser.
But this event doesn’t stop him or the crowd, as they still cheer and boo him on. Necropantser climbs between the ropes and into the ring. The crowd’s screaming becomes louder as both get into position. Necropantser looks at the crowd, and starts riling them up to shout more.
Necropantser then turns his back to look at Aran. Both give each other a stare down, as both get into position. Ref Eri walks in the middle, but right as she tries to count down, Aran punches her in the back of the head. As she lays there, she mumbles something. “Nevermind, this is a death match, fuck it.” as she falls unconscious.
The whole room is in shock at the announcement of the death match. Necropantser starts to speak however. “Since you killed the ref, I’ll count down! Are you ready Ryan? Let’s fight in three…two…one-“
Fight![]
WHAM.
Necropantser is stunned backwards as he looks at the grinning face of Aran. The boxer does a little jig to taunt the wrestler. Necro quickly gets up back on his feet, ready to fight. “You guys aren’t ready for my special attack…which I will perform later.” states Necropantser as he faces the crowd.
Necropantser dashes at and attempts to hit Aran with a drop kick. The kick misses and forces Necropantser in the ground. “Ow…wait let me get up-“ Necropantser is punched in the face before he can get up.
“You are a feek, Pantser! Get up and fight like a man!” yells Aran at the grounded Necropantser.
The crowd cheers for Necropantser to get up as Aran slowly drags the referee off the stage, and then chucks her to the floor. Necropantser suddenly rushes at Aran and drops kicks him on the rings, causing both to be sling-shot away from the ropes. Necropantser tries to regain balance but Aran hits him with a gut punch, and then starts to pummel him. Each blow makes a “ding” sound upon impact with Necro’s body. Aran even hits himself in the head with it a few times to mock Necro. Just as the Irishman tries to uppercut Necro, the wrestler tackles him to the ground.
The heel wrestler starts to pummel the boxer with multiple hooks to the face. Left hook. Right hook. Each punch getting weaker and weaker. And with every punch, Aran smiles more. Right until the last one, where Necropantser goes for an all out blow, on to hit the ground as Aran rolls over and away. “GO FOR A HEADSHOT!” yells Aran’s cornerman to Aran.
Aran quickly goes to the right of Necropantser, and sucker punches him on the right side of his face, knocking him to the ropes. “You are WEAK! Those little punches didn’t even faze me! I enjoyed them! A nice massage if you will! Haha!” says Aran antagonistically towards Necropantser, who has a partial blood stain on his cheek.
Necropantser tries to gain distance and do a running drop kick, but Aran bounces off the ropes, and uses his head as a missile. The boxer headbutts Necropantser, causing the wrestler to be knocked against the ropes. The crowd starts to boo, and scream “Cheater!” at Aran, who smiles back at them. “You wanna see a cheater heh? Well I’ll show ya!” yells Aran at the crowd.
Necropantser finally gets up from the ropes, and looks at Aran’s cornerman. “You are next.” says Necropantser while flipping him off.
Aran quickly charges at Necropantser, and starts to land blows on the wrestler. Necro blocks most of the, but gets caught off guard when the boxer hits him with an elbow to the nose. This prompts the audience to boo more as Necropantser laughs at the sight. So does Aran. The audience starts throwing food and other objects in the ring as both start laughing along with each other, synchronized. Necropantser quickly kicks Aran in the crotch as he finds a random baton lying in the ring, prompting him to grab.
Aran falls to the floor in pain, but sees his flail right beside him. So, as he was destined to, he picks up the flail. As both stand up with their weapons, they look at each other, and in a moment of pure unmatched emotion, they laugh maniacally at each other, holding their weapons. “He’s just like me! Wow…this is..odd. But it feels so good. But there is only one Necropantser. There can only be one. Me.” monologues Necropantser internally.
As the two clash, Necropantser shoves the baton through the stomach of Aran, while the flail knocks Necropantser in the balls. The crowd screams in horror as the blood from Aran’s stomach starts to pour out blood. Necropantser holds his crotch in pain as he looks at the audience. The audience boos at the incident, but Necropantser ignores them as he starts to beat Aran over the head with the baton and his fist.
Aran is knocked against the ropes, barely able to stand. Holding his glove over the wound on his stomach, the boxer attempts to punch Necropantser, but falls straight to the floor. “One..two..three..fuck you.” says Necropantser to mock both the dead referee and Aran.
The wrestler flips Aran off before kicking him in the chest, stomach, and drop kicking him in the face. Necropantser gains distance by running away, and attempts to go for a running man. The wrestler rushes towards the boxer, malicious intent in mind. “GRAB HIM!” yells the cornerman of Aran.
But it is too late. Necropantser tackles Aran out of the ring, landing on Aran’s back. The wrestler has seemingly hurt his left knee, and tries to get away from the situation, but he cannot. For Aran has grabbed the wrestler, and is slowly draining health from him. “I’ll kill ya, skeleton. I’ll kill you good.” states Aran while gripping tighter on Necro’s torso.
Necropantser sucker punches Aran in the face, but the boxer tanks the blow, and spits out some blood and two teeth. He smiles. Mouth bloodied. Yet grinning still. Aran finally stands up, and knocks the wrestler to the audience. But they quickly throw him right back at Aran, knocking them both over. But the boxer gets back up and knocks Necropantser over to the entrance to the area. Necropantser finds a plank of wood, and uses it to stab Aran in the chest. But Aran retaliates.
The boxer punches Necropantser with enough force to knock Necropantser outside the building and onto the street. “I gotta take a shit…fuck.” states Necropantser while rolling on the ground in pain.
Aran walks out, bloody. The boxer tries to get back into his stance, but is too tired to, so he just charges at Necropantser. The boxer hits the wrestler with an elbow strike to the jaw. A sudden crack is heard while the blow lands. Aran has broken the jaw of Necropantser.
They both stand there, looking at each other with a blank expression, before Necropantser quickly rushes to get the wooden plank. Aran hits the wrestler with another elbow strike to the jaw, causing it to be forced back into place. “I wish I still had my gun so I could shoot your balls off.” says Necropantser with a fierce and stern tone.
Necropantser grabs the wood plank and shoved it through the elbow of Aran right as Aran tried to perform another elbow strike. The blood from the attack sprays both in the face. For the first time ever, Aran is shocked. “Holy shit. That’s wicked!” states Necropantser in response to the piercing of Aran’s elbow.
Necropantser continues to stab and strike Aran with the plank. Each strike causes more and more scars and gashes on Aran’s body. Aran starts to spit out more blood. Said blood starts to even poor out of his mouth. Necropantser laughs while this happens, but the plank breaks into two sharp pieces. The boxer takes this opportunity to use his flail to knock the boxer in the face hard enough to cause a large chunk of his mask to be torn off, revealing a bloody and grotesque mouth. His cheeks are bleeding and have exposed tissue. Some of his skull is able to be seen exposed from his face as well.
Before Aran goes for another surprise punch, Necropantser forces the two wood stakes through the fist of Aran. But one of them breaks due to the horseshoe tucked within the glove of the boxer. “Oh, you are gonna love this Necro!” says Aran, grinning while bloodied up.
The Irishman uppercuts Necropantser with the exact same fist that has the wooden stake in it. The uppercut lands under the jaw of Necropantser, forcing the stake through the lower jaw of Necropantser and into his mouth. But the wrestler will not tolerate this.
Necropantser rips the stake out of his face. The blood from the action spews all over his hand and costume. Without hesitation, the wrestler jams the stake into the left eye of Aran with enough force to knock both over. The boxer tries to take the piece of wood out, but Necropantser pushes it further in. The wrestler however strikes Aran in the balls again with his knee, forcing the boxer to hold his balls in pain. Necro rushes over to the nearest weapon. And he finds a stick of dynamite.
Aran looks at the wrestler in a state of panic, and quickly swings his flail to try and knock out Necropantser. The attempt misses by a hair tho.
“This is getting boring. Where is the audience to see all my stunts?” remarks Necropantser, annoyed.
Aran laughs at the remark. But the boxer’s grin quickly turns flat, as all expression leaves his face. He looks at Necropantser, and walks towards him with malice. The Irishman starts to chuckle. But his facial expressions do not reflect it.
The man mumbles gibberish in the middle of his chuckles. His grin comes back. Necropantser backs up, but Aran picks up the pace. Necropantser tries to escape and grab a weapon, but his attempt fails as soon as he trips over a pothole on the street. The boxer starts to swing his flail, building up momentum. “Necropantser. I like your spirit. But you hit worse than my sister. And you’ll probably end up just like me and her. You may soon burn in hell.” states Aran under his breath.
The flail hits Necropantser in right leg, crippling him in that specific leg. The wrestler falls to his knees. Aran starts to pummel Necropantser. Very slowly. But very aggressively as well. Every punch causes more and more blood to be spewed and knocked out. For the first time in forever, Necropantser is afraid.
Aran picks the wrestler up, squeezing around his torso, crushing a bit of bone. Nearby is the entrance to a subway station. Aran carries Necropantser to the direction of the station. Both are barely strong enough to hurt each other through punches anymore. The boxer struggles to even carry the wrestler, and is barely limping. The boxer finally gets close enough to the station, and chucks Necro down the stairs, leaving a path of blood from the fall. Behind both however, a trail of blood and carnage marks their struggle distinctly.
Within the cold, silent, and cruel isolation of the station. As the name suggests, the subway station is still, and stationary in atmosphere. Necropantser tries to get up and move, but his attempts of doing so are useless. That is until he sees the wheelchair by the tracks.
Above the station is Aran, slowly descending down the stairs. His bruised body making his movement harder, but he still keeps his unrelenting grin. When he looks down however, Necropantser is nowhere to be found. The confused Aran still walks down the stairs, without any real worries. The boxer prepares for the fight about to ensue. He grabs his flail, and swings it around. “Hide and seek? Fight me! I wanna get this over with, don’t you?!?” shouts Aran through the station, trying to gather the attention of Necropantser.
But the wrestler is nowhere to be found. That is until a sound of rusty wheels can be heard behind Aran. And then, Necropantser appears.
The wrestler uses the wheelchair to get over and run over Aran. But the boxer will not tolerate this. The Irishman swings the flail at Necro, but he catches it. Aran is visibly surprised by the counter, but doesn’t have time to react when he tries to pull the flail from Necropantser. This was a bad move.
The pulling of the flail causes the wrestler along with the wheelchair he is in to be pulled towards the boxer. The wheels first run over the feet of Aran, causing a loud crunching sound to echo. The boxer tries to fight back, but Necropantser keeps moving forward. The wrestler accelerates over the body of Aran. And judging by the look in his face, this is the first time he has ever feared a man.
The wheelchair runs over the rest of the body of the boxer. But Aran has one last chance. He looks around and sees that he is near the tracks, and takes the split second of a chance to throw the flail around the neck of Necropantser. But this doesn’t stop Necropantser from running over the body of Aran. He screams out in pain, but it is cut short after Necro runs over the neck of Aran. What remains of the half conscious body of Aran Ryan is grotesque. His legs are scrambled like an unorthodox map. His torso is open, revealing his guts. All of his intestines are laid on the ground, as his torso and up lay on the track, completely detached from the hips and below. The boxer’s chest has a slightly exposed heart, and his neck is open, revealing the innards of the throat. As Aran slowly fades away, all he can think about is killing Necropantser. And in a last ditch effort, Aran uses his broken arms to tug at the neck of the wrestler with the flail.
But Necropantser survives the attack by a whim.
What remains of Aran on the tracks is a husk of the former boxer. Yet he still remains conscious. And as his eyes roll to the back of his head, bright lights obscure his vision. And within a split second, the train cruises through the track. All that can be heard are large crunching and crushing sounds, along with some squishes.
KO![]
The blood of the impact covers the figure of Necropantser, who is already covered with his own blood. “Burn in hell. And tell the devil I’ll be down there soon.” states Necropantser, one final time, before passing out from the scene.
As the station silences, the bones, blood, and the horseshoes from Aran remain on the track. All is settled.
Results[]
Boomstick: I witnessed that whole event on the train. My goodness gracious.
Wiz: The debate was honestly, kinda funky. Well, we could go over their fighting styles at least.
Boomstick: They practice two very different types of martial arts: striking and grappling. But which is the superior type? Well, we would have to look at the specific martial arts they practice in. Or, the ones they cheat in at least.
Wiz: Boxing in general is a great fighting style and sport. It trains stamina, endurance, agility, and raw striking strength. Boxing in this case would help a lot of the quick dodges and jabs used by Aran. It would’ve helped Aran get really fast, effective, and even lethal blows on Necropantser, maybe even catch him off guard.
Boomstick: Aran can easily get blow after blow on Necropantser too. But the issue is, Aran usually takes a good amount of time between his punches, but when they land, they hit hard as hell!
Wiz: But what about wrestling? More specifically, heel wrestling. Necropantser’s fighting style involves striking and grappling. So he has a good mix of attacks he could use. But does he actually use them?
Boomstick: Well, not really. While yes, he does strike, the attack themselves are pretty meh. Their real deadliness comes from the rapid nature of them. Necropantser’s punches and kicks come in a combo all the time, and consistently hit people while they’re down.
Wiz: With his grappling, he can easily force Aran into submission.
Boomstick: But can’t Aran also grapple?
Wiz: Well, yes, which brings us into the next part: everything else, including their cheating.
Boomstick: Aran’s GRAB HIM move would be highly effective in this scenario. Necropantser only really fights up close, giving Aran a lot more opportunities to drain the life of Necropantser.
Wiz: But Necropantser could also plays dirty and get a nut shot or some other cheap shot on Aran to get out of the hold as well. Necropantser could also put Aran into submission by attempting to break Aran’s leg.
Boomstick: But Aran’s use of headbutts and elbow strikes could prevent and real up-close confrontation. Or can he really?
Wiz: Well, Necropantser has a variety of weapons that can just beat down on Aran. The wheelchair allows Necropantser to easily run over and take out Aran, and the stick of dynamite can act as a ranged weapon and a really good tool for catching the boxer off guard.
Boomstick: Aran’s flail also works as a great ranged weapon! It can be presumed that the flail does the same amount of damage as Ryan’s other attacks, which means his punches. The rapid momentum built up from him swinging it could cause a lot of damage! And concussions.
Wiz: But even then, if Necropantser is somehow killed by Aran, he could still revive. In a video, Necropantser randomly revived out of nowhere to fight in a mini tournament, showing his resurrection and immortality. But if he were to stay dead, he would lose the fight, but Aran would still die due to the wildest thing in Necropantser’s arsenal…
Boomstick: FATE MANIPULATION! But that is even if Aran could kill Necropantser.
Wiz: See, with Don’s bull launching feat, Aran would be able to emit and survive a force of 114,100 joules!
Boomstick: But in Necropantser’s case, due to the subway train survivability feat, the force he would be able to survive and emit would be 9,351,396 joules!
Wiz: Yeah, Necropantser was way too durable and strong to genuinely be affected by Aran’s attacks, making him tonight’s big loser.
Boomstick: I guess Aran could Punch Out the Necropantser!
Aran Ryan (Loser):
+Better fighter
+Could drain Necropantser’s health
-Way weaker
-No counter to fate manipulation
-Could not put Necropantser down for good
The Necropantser (Winner):
+Fate manipulation
+Immortality + Resurrection
+More durable and stronger
+More lethal weapons
-Worse fighter
Wiz: The winner is Necropantser.
Next time on DEATH BATTLE…[]
🩻 vs 🤼
Fueled by Fighting.
Bryan Fury vs Jon Moxley!
Trivia[]
- The connections between Aran Ryan and Necropantser is that they both start out as relatively normal yet still aggressive figures in sports games who after their first appearance, become complete psychos willing to kill in their own respective fighting sport (Aran Ryan is a boxer/Necropantser is a heel wrestler). They also have a large tendency to cheat, and aren’t very favorable around their colleagues and the audience. This cheating tendency becomes a huge part of their character, and so does their insane tendencies.
- The soundtrack name is “Cheating Death”. This references their cheating tendencies, Necropantser’s death theme, and Necropantser somehow cheating death, as well as both of their close-to-killing tendencies (or straight up killing tendencies for Necropantser.)
- This is the fifth episode in Frenchhoaxwide’s Season 1