Aran Ryan Vs Patrick

Aran Ryan Vs Patrick is a What-If? Death Battle between Aran Ryan from the Punch-Out Series, and Patrick from the Whack It Series.

Description[]

Two very trick and insane men battle against each other to see who really is the most crafty and crazy. Will Ryan Irish Whip Patrick, or will Patrick beat Ryan to the punch? Find out in this Death Battle!

Intro[]

Tina: People are normally meant to be stable members of society, you know, follow laws and rules, not commit crimes.

Harvey: Some people just lack that sense really, like the two combatants here today.

Tina: Aran Ryan, Cheating Boxer from Punch-Out!

Harvey: And Patrick, Mad Neighbor Whacking Man from the Whack It Series! I'm Harvey and Shes Tina!

Tina: And it's our job to research their weapons, skill, armour and more, to find out who would win, a Death Battle!

Aran Ryan Cheats His Way To The Top Of Death Battle![]

Tina: The Irish are people who really need to calm their lucky charms down sometimes, they can be a little crazy.

Harvey: Sometimes it actually is really useful, I mean, if you use your craziness right, you'll do pretty good in life.

Tina: Yeah, if you're a boxer, you have to be unpredictable, to keep your opponent on their toes, until you knock them down that is.

Harvey: Aran Ryan is one of those types of guys, given how frequently he cheats and does awful stuff, like tickle people while they lift weights and paints over posters of people.

Tina: Honestly, this man is whacked out his mind, and it likely is a result of how he always hits himself, and his boxing gloves have horse shoes in them too...

Harvey: Yeah, his weaponry is kinda rigged in boxing.

Ryan's Arsenal[]

Boxing Gloves
- Have horse shoes in them to increase power
Boxing Glove Whip
- Can deal lots of damage
- Used for a surprise attack

Tina: He puts horse shoes in the gloves, he even made a boxing glove whip, able to hurt Little Mac to nearly getting knocked down.

Harvey: Honestly, he is really aggressive with everyone, the ref, Little Mac and even himself.

Tina: You'd think he would get brain damage from getting hit so much, but no.

Harvey: That does result in some pretty decent damage, and he has a few tricks, also some regular boxing moves.

Ryan's Move-Set[]

Overhand
- Swings his fist overhead
Hooks
Uppercut
Counter-Uppercuts
Taunts
Headbutt
Counter-Headbutt
- Can't be countered
- Can be blocked
Desperate Attack
- Swings his Boxing Glove Flail at his opponent
- Deals damage that nearly knocks down his opponent

Tina: He uses simple boxing moves like hooks and uppercuts, as well as sometimes taunting.

Harvey: He can use an overhead to attack, and uses his head to his advantage, as in, HE HEADBUTTS YOU IN A BOXING MATCH!

Tina: That can't be legal, can it?

Harvey: I guess so long as you don't kick then you're good to go, and even his Boxing Glove Flail can deal super high damage.

Tina: Again, that shouldn't be allowed!

Harvey: Well, it is, and this type of stuff has resulted in him achieving impressive stuff.

Ryan's Feats[]

Can keep up with Little Mac, who can match other boxers that can go faster than the eye can see
Can take a real beating, even hitting himself to pump up
Loves getting hit, meaning his pain tolerance is really high
Can knock down Little Mac, who took blows from Mr. Sandman
- Mr. Sandman was able to destroy a building in a few hits when he was in a rage
Previously took a punch from Mr. Sandman, even hard enough that he didn't enjoy it
Can survive getting hit so hard he gets tangled in ring ropes
Higher Ranked than boxers like Don Flamenco, who was able to punch a bull into the distance

Tina: He is really high ranked in boxing, loves taking hits and can knock Little Mac down, who can take hits from Mr. Sandman.

Harvey: He also likes to punch himself a lot, even having took a hit from Mr. Sandman himself, even hard enough to make Aran not like the pain.

Tina: He is an impressive cheater, but he has lost a few times.

Ryan's Flaws[]

Has been beaten by other boxers
- Though, they were pretty tough
Not very stable
Taunting leaves him open
Can be knocked down if hit hard enough

Harvey: He is not a stable dude, screaming a lot, and he also took beatings from other boxers, but really, they were very large and tough, so you can't blame him, right?

Tina: He also likes to taunt, leaving him open, and despite his high pain tolerance, he can be knocked down if enough damage is done.

Harvey: But he still was able to cheat his way to the top, and all that matters is he got to a pretty high rank, right?

Aran Ryan: Come on, come on! What are you looking at?

Patrick Whacks Up A Beating In Death Battle![]

Skel: Ah, an average life is something a lot of people want, it is lovely.

Skunk: Uh, yeah, because nothing is more relaxing than having a nice cold beer along with some barbecue, a-

Skel: And then your dumb neighbor comes along, angry your dog crapped on his lawn, and then you gotta beat the snot out of him.

Skunk: Uh, right... Anyways... Patrick may look simple and harmless, but he is far from either of those... He is a force to be reckoned with.

Skel: He lives with his grandma, or maybe his mom, we don't know, but he has a pretty chill life when nobody is bothering him. As mentioned before, Patrick was having a nice tasty BBQ with his dog, then Mr. Mustache came along and was like "Hey, I'm smelling your BBQ and I'm jealous and I want some!" or he is just mad your dog crapped on his lawn.

Skunk: Probably the 2nd, and don't quote people...

Skel: Whatever, but hey, Patrick then got the bright idea to murder his neighbor, but we'll talk about that later.

Skunk: He also has fended off 2 thieves, despite the fact they both had guns. He was sleeping then the poor unsuspecting burglars came around to his house and died.

Skel: He's also got a girlfriend, but she is her own story, but he still also chipped in with her, murdering two creeps and a serial killer while Patrick had a sword.

Skunk: He also managed to, well I guess it isn't murder if the neighbor was a zombie. He was able to kill the zombie neighbor with things like footballs.

Skel: Speaking of which, we have gone over all the necessary story now, so let's get to the weapons first!

Patrick's Arsenal[]

Guns/Ranged
- Shotgun
- Pistol
- Nail Gun
- Other various heavy guns
- Bow & Arrow
Melee
- Knives
  - Can be thrown
- Frying Pans
- Baseball Bat
  - Can have nails in it
- Spatula
- Bottles
- Trowel
- Chainsaw
- Ice Pick
- Cheese Grater
- Rolling Pin
- Hot Iron
- Fire Poker
- Prongs
- Nun-Chucks
Misc
- Chain
- Plant Food
- Phone
  - Can call a hit-man
- Air Spray & Lighter
  - Used as a make-shift Flamethrower
- Lamp
- Blender
Vehicles
- Lawn Mower
- Car
Allies
- Whisky (Dog)
- Hitman (Via Phone)

Skunk: He has A LOT of things he uses, basically whatever he can get his hands on.

Skel: He has knives, prongs, a fire poker, a pistol, a shotgun, make-shift weapons, everyday kitchen items and oh man the list goes on and on...

Skunk: He is able to use these seemingly by the fact his foes are too slow brained to even think about what to do, and are too confused, which why wouldn't you be after the person you are robbing grabs his candle holders and makes them into Nun-Chucks?

Skel: Valid... But hey, he also uses more than his weapons, he uses his skills!

Patrick's Skills[]

Acrobatics
Accurate Thrower
Martial Arts Master
Genius
Super Human Strength
Master Manipulator

Skunk: He can do front flips in quick succession, throw knives accurate enough to pin a person to a door, knows martial arts and is an absolute genius.

Skel: His mind is so damn creative, he killed people with a BBQ grill, laser pointer and his own trap he made in his own yard.

Skunk: He has tricked people into their own demise, like offering a smoke to a burglar, then lightning their head on fire, or blowing smoke in the burglar's face to distract them.

Skel: And duh, he has plenty of feats to be shown.

Patrick's Feats[]

Caught people off guard multiple times
Shoved a broken lamp through a man with barely any wind up
Can man handle people easily
Tricked people to their own death
Knocked out his neighbor with one hit of a beer bottle
Can carry his neighbor
Can beat up burglars easily
- He also managed to hit a burglar hard enough to send them through a wall
Stuck a sword through a burglar with ease
Threw a rubix cube hard enough to slip a book out of a burglar's hand into their face
Made holes in his neighbor's torso with a rake

Skunk: He can shoved things like swords and lamps through a person's chest with total ease, carry his large boned neighbor with barely much effort and threw a rubix cube so hard the burglar holding a book got it knocked out his hand into his face.

Skel: Patrick also has knocked people out with one hit of a bottle, and impaled holes in his neighbor with a rake. Damn, he is a mad and awesome dude!

Skunk: Don't be too impressed, Patrick still has his faults.

Patrick's Flaw[]

Still human
Can die
Some things require time to be done before he can use a weapon

Skel: He is still a regular human, and like most, a bullet to the head will totally take him down. Not to mention the fact he needs time for some of his stuff to be used.

Skunk: But you'll still need to be aware of Patrick, as you don't really want to anger him while you're alone without a cop, or any authority figure...

Patrick is shown killing his neighbor by shooting their head off with a shotgun.

Intermission[]

Skunk: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!

Skel: It's time for a Death Battle!!!

Fight[]

Location: Boxing Arena

Ryan is seen walking in, crowd booing at him, throwing various objects, but he ignores it.

Ryan: Ye all be ready for this? I'm gonna win this easy!

Ryan gets to his corner in the ring, and sits back in his chair, smirking. Patrick is shown walking, with a barrow of various objects. The Ref takes a rule book out and looks through it.

Ref: Uh... I guess nothing says he can't bring that stuff in...

Patrick sits with his barrow of items. He smirks with malicious intent.

Both of the fighters get up and walk to the middle of the ring. They smirk at each other, knowing very well neither are going to play fair.

Ref: Fight!!!

Patrick attempts to hit Ryan, but is evaded, and when Ryan tries to counter, he gets hit in the face. Patrick hits Ryan over and over again, but then he is punched in the face. Patrick stumbles back.

Ryan: This is easy!

Ryan then headbutts Patrick, sending him stumbling back and bouncing off the ropes. Ryan does an uppercut, and this results in Patrick flying up, then falling down.

Ref: 1, 2, 3-

Patrick gets up, patting his head a few times. Ryan laughs, as Patrick swings at him. Ryan then side steps, and throws his arm over head, sending Patrick onto the mat again.

Ref: 1, 2, 3, 4-

Patrick gets up, and is ready to fight, but the bell rings. Ryan and Patrick sit in their corners. While the ref isn't looking, Patrick takes a few of his items from the wheel barrow, and puts them away in his pants. Patrick and Ryan get up, and into place.

Ref: Round 2, Fight!!!

Patrick takes out a bat, and hits Ryan. Ryan then blocks, as Patrick aggressively smacks the bat at Ryan, but eventually it breaks. Ryan takes the chance to hit Patrick and headbutt him back. Patrick takes out 2 frying pans. He smacks Ryan's head in with them, and attempts to flatten his head, but Ryan ducks.

Ryan: Oh, ya think that'll work?

Ryan smacks the pans out Patrick's hands. He takes out his Boxing Glove Flail. Ryan swings at Patrick, hitting him in the face and knocking him down.

Ref: 1, 2, 3, 4-

Patrick gets up, and hits his head in frustration. Patrick takes out his whisky bottle, and pours it down. He tosses a match at it and sets the mat on fire. Ryan evades it narrowly.

Ryan: Wait, that can't be right...

Patrick throws a book at Ryan, who gets knocked down.

Ref: 1-

Ryan gets up, and chuckles.

Ryan: Really? It'll take more than tha-

Ryan gets hit in the head with an iron. It leaves a mark on his forehead and knocks him down.

Ref: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9-

Ryan barely gets up, recovering from the hit to the head. Patrick and Ryan trade hits, hitting their gut, jaw and nose. Eventually both stumble back, leaning on the ropes. The bell goes. Patrick and Ryan sit in their corners, and Patrick takes a large item from the wheel barrow.

Ref: Ready?

Both get up and to the center of the ring.

Ref: Final Round, Fight!!!

Patrick takes a chainsaw out, and swings it at Ryan. Ryan tries to avoid it, but gets cut on the arm. Ryan is then hit on his cheek. The crowed is booing Patrick, seeing how unfair he is. Patrick ignores this.

Ryan: Great...

Patrick swings the chainsaw up, and then down. Before it hits Ryan, it gets punched out Patrick's hand, into the air, and sticks in the ceiling. Patrick looks up at it, but Ryan wastes no time, and hits Patrick's gut, then overhead, making Patrick fall.

Ref: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7-

As Patrick is about to get up, the chainsaw in the ceiling falls down, and impales his back, and saws through him. Patrick stops moving, and both Ryan and the Ref look surprised.

Ryan: Do I win?

Ref: Sure, and can we get a medic in the building please?

K.O!

Conclusion[]

Harvey: Ow... that looked painful...

Tina: Really painful, and while it did seem very one-sided to Patrick, it was actually much closer.

Harvey: Patrick obviously had WAY more options for attack, but while that is neat, Patrick just wasn't able to make use of them, as he couldn't hit Ryan. Ryan could evade Patrick, and even if Patrick did hit Ryan, he could take a beating, so Patrick wasn't putting him down easily.

Tina: Patrick hasn't shown to be above a regular human in durability, so it was obvious he could easily be killed if Ryan was given the chance, as his punches are given more power with his horse shoes in the boxing gloves, not to mention the Boxing Glove Flail.

Harvey: This really doesn't need much explaining. Patrick had plenty of weapons, but they were of no use to him when Ryan was just too fast, durable and better than him in skill. Patrick never SAW this coming.

Tina: The winner is Aran Ryan!

Trivia[]

The similarities between these two is they are both crazy males who use make-shift weapons (Aran uses a boxing glove whip and Patrick uses various items)