Anne Boonchuy VS Horse is a What-If? Death Battle created by XarXel. It features Anne Boonchuy from the underdog Disney TVA cartoon Amphibia, and Horse from the underrated Netflix cartoon, Centaurworld.
Intro[]
Wiz: "Anne Boonchuy, defender of Earth and Amphibia."
Boomstick: "Horse, Shaman of humankind and Centaurworld."
Wiz: "These two warriors were lost without their friends, their family, or their world. But they managed to find themselves in the chaos."
Boomstick: "And who knew the best way to do that was to fight a war from another dimension? He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!"
Wiz: "And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win a Death Battle."
Anne Boonchuy Brings the Calamity To DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: "In the cosmic conjunction of the multiverse, some literal god got tired of keeping it in balance for so long, and thought it was wise to give unlimited power to mortals to find a replacement."
Boomstick: "Ha! Dumbass!"
Wiz: "And soon formed the Amphibian Empire, a race of talking frogs, toads, and newts, conquering worlds with the power of the Calamity Box. With such a stature to uphold, the new king, Andrias, had a lot of pressure on himself. Luckily, he had his friends, Barrel the toad, and Leif the frog."
Boomstick: "They were the best of friends, until poor Leif got a premonition of Amphibia's destruction. She herself tried to reason with the kingdom, but to no avail. Andrias's father thought she was a traitor - I mean, not yet she isn't - but he assured his father she's just concerned for the safety of the civilization - which is also true."
Wiz: "In a desperate attempt, Leif steals the music box and sends it to Earth, the planet they were invading next. This betrayal turned Andrias into an unforgiven king who made sure the frogs are the poorest of the civilization and the toads making sure they stay in line. After a thousand years, the box finally returned thanks to 3 teenage girls, Marcy Wu, Sasha Waybright, and Anne Boonchuy.
Boomstick: "Why the most powerful thing in the multiverse is just sitting on the shelf of a drift store would somehow make you dumber, Wiz."
Clone Wiz: "OoH! a GuMbAlL mAcHiNe!"
Clone Wiz pulls the trigger on Boomstick's shotgun and accidentally blast his brains out.
Wiz: "And it did."
Boomstick: "Anyway, Anne was just a typical 13 year old girl, whose friends with some not so average teens, the clumsy but intelligent nerd Marcy, and the commanding and manipulative rich Sasha. Her life's been pretty easy with them around, so much so the principle gave her an essay on what kind of person she herself wants to be."
Wiz: "Well, the next day, on her birthday, she soon finds out. With Marcy's distraught over her parents moving away, she curiously finds the music box she had a glimpse of in her studies, and found a way to escape that reality. Sasha, loving the rich life, didn't want to have the basic birthday party shenanigans at Anne's old parties, and with a much more lively gift to offer, she manipulates Anne into abandoning the planned party and stealing the music box."
Boomstick: "And with one swift open of the box, they all were sent to Amphibia, Sasha getting karma and captured by ruthless toads, Marcy ending up in Newtopia and becoming a humble advisor to King Andrias - uh-oh - and Anne being sent to Wartwood, where's she's adopted by the Planters, who may or may not be decedents of Leif."
Wiz: "With the little violent sister Polly, the ever-cautious elder Hopediah - also known as Hop Pop - and the adventurous scamp Sprig, Anne learns how to survive in this absolutely dangerous world, turning her from a simple follower to a warrior."
Boomstick: "And what a warrior she became! She's fought through dozens of highly trained toad soldiers and even battled Sasha, finally tired of the constant manipulations. And this buff teen could destroy a stone golem, WHILE under intense gravity!"
Wiz: "She's also an experienced fighter, with Muay Thai, also known as the "art of eight limbs", as it uses stand-up striking along with various clinching techniques. But her most common fighting method is with a sword. Trained by a con-artist newt, Tritonio Espada, Anne learned to master the ways of the blade, so much so she outmatched Sasha, twice."
Boomstick: "But if she wants to kick it up a notch, she can tap into the gems of the Calamity Box itself and become, A SUPER SAYIAN! GOD! SUPER sayian - I'm still not used to calling it that. She can zip across the verticality of Andrias' throne room without anyone noticing, summon her sword back to her side and throw it at blazing cutting speeds, and just by giving you a fist bump, she obliterates everything around her, including 6 Frobots."
Wiz: "One such robot managed to lift a big log restaurant up to the clouds and pull it back down within a second. Judge from the size of the log, to move something that big that fast would require 520 tons of TNT. And even without the Calamity powers, she could fight against a couple of them normally. Even Hopediah could, and he's well past his prime. Heck, he moved his glasses in tandem with natural sunlight, reacting in 2% the speed of light."
Boomstick: "And guess what, this is only a small amount of calamity energy. The three gems themselves are capable of powering a laser that disintegrated a mountain and the teleportation move it did when Anne opened it created a shockwave that spanned across LA, which is worth 5.3 Kilotons of TNT!"
Wiz: "However, this small amount of magic quickly tires Anne out, to the point of some of her body parts lose functionality for a while. Sure, she got better control over it, even prevent herself from passing out, but just barely. It's not enough to defeat Andrias' army, let alone the Core in the form of Darcy, a hive mind of Amphibia's greatest minds in the body of Marcy."
Boomstick: "But even with the odds stacked against Anne, her friends were with her all the way. She's changed all of their lives, especially Sasha, who became a better person just for her. They brought all of Amphibia to rebel against the past's mistakes for a better future, and save both Amphibia and Earth in the process. But the Core just doesn't know when to quit and decided to just THROW A FUCKING MOON TO SHAVE OFF THE CIVILIZATION!!
Wiz: "With one final threat, Anne, Sasha, and Marcy absorb the power of the gem stones and power up into their full calamity forms, which are pretty sick, not gonna lie. And in this form, Anne's own calamity power are far more tense, allowing her reach escape velocity, and summon a giant tennis ball and racket to blast dozens of kitty beams to rain down on her enemies. Yeah..."
Boomstick: "But even with all that power, with her girlfriends at her side, and 30 Frobos as well, - as King Andrias had a change of heart cuz of Leif's letter - the Core still outpowered them. Luckily, some old prophet Olm told her a secret last resort - asking the gems to gem her all their power. And with that, she was able to disintegrate the moon in an instant!"
Wiz: "At the cost of her life."
Boomstick: "Oh, right. I forgot. Yeah, it was pretty tragic, but because she's the main character, it didn't last long. Though, I'll give the God this; all it did was make an exact copy of this Anne, so in terms of writing, it's the best of both worlds!"
Wiz: "See, the God was looking for a replacement, and unfortunately, the best morally fit person after a 1000 years of the gems' creation was a thirteen year old girl. Even she pointed out how that's a terrible idea. Once, she was a commander, and failed on every account because of her stupidity and lack of planning skills. Or the time she tried to prove she's not dumb by trying to be as smart at Marcy, and just couldn't think outside the box."
Boomstick: "In spite of that, she knew that change is a good thing, and if she had her life ahead of her, she'd be more responsible, maybe even be worthy of God's replacement. So, God brings her back to life. Told ya. Main character bullshit."
Wiz: "She was right, of course. This entire experience has changed Anne from a lazy pushover to next in line of God's power. If that doesn't show you not to underestimate Anne Boonchuy, then you'd better hop on to escape her wrath."
Horse Sha-makes Her Way Through DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: "Two worlds-"
Boomstick: (singing) "ONE FAMILY!!"
Wiz: *groans* "Two worlds entwined with one another, the world of mankind and Centaurworld, all thanks to the literal key artifact of the rift between the two dimensions."
Boomstick: "You sure this isn't just the Land of Ooo?"
Wiz: "Very sure. Here, everything is a goofy and magical centaur - the animals, the plants, the mountains, the continents, the natural disasters, even the SUN is a centaur - with the most powerful ones being Shamans."
Boomstick: "I retract my comment. Yeah, every centaur was happy with being these silly, magical being, EXCEPT for this Rift-working Elktaur, who would rather be a human, and unlike the rest of the centaurs, he doesn't get a name. Get used to that."
Wiz: "He instantly fell in love for this Princess, who unlike the one's I meet on Tinder, gives him a chance. She invites him to her ball, too. Yet, his self-hatred made him felt unworthy for her love and acceptance. So, he did the sensible thing."
Boomstick: "Steal the artifact, split himself in half, one elk, one human, and the human half marries the Princess, and apparently become a general. Happily Ever After! Except, not really, cuz the elk got the short end of the stick and wants to undo their 'mistake'. This leads to the General to try to DROWN THE ELK for threatening to tell the truth, then when that didn't work, cuz they're the same person, he locks the elk in a windowless cell for 10 years. Fuck, man. I thought Conker's story was depressing."
Wiz: "Worst of all, when the elk escaped, he got his revenge by using the artifact to form Minotaurs and transform himself into the disturbing, viscous, dreaded Nowhere King, who declared war on both worlds. The Princess finally intervened and did the only thing save the worlds - split the artifact and the rift, leaving her trapped in Centaurworld, the General trapped in the human world, and the Nowhere King stuck in between. But the war raged on, not slowing down one bit and scarring the lands."
Boomstick: "So, the one to put an end to all of this was none other than a horse. But not just any horse - Horsatia Wighair Beansz! Yep! That's her name!"
Wiz: "All her life, Horse only knew a life of suffering and bloodshed. Her only friend was her rider, who also doesn't have an actual name, so she's referred to as Rider. Real original. They have both found the missing piece of the key, but a minotaur ambush leaves them separated, Rider getting captured, and Horse falling off a cliff where the artifact teleports her. Not only did it teleport to Centaurworld, but it also gives her the ability to speak."
Horse: "Did I just say things with my mouth? And did you understand me?"
Durpleton: "Yes."
Boomstick: "Well, that's convenient for a musical show. Anyway, she was met by new friends - the dim-witted, compassionate, Durpleton, the anxious, thieving, Glendale, the pompous, glamourous, Zulius, (becomes more angrily) the racist, degenerate, Ched, (becomes more luverly) and the beautiful, motherly, Wammawink."
It cuts to Wiz and Boomstick in the room.
Boomstick: "Wiz, can I fuck her?"
Wiz: "What? No. She's mine."
Wiz pulls out Wammawink by his side and hugs her.
Boomstick: "Aw-wait, what? You brought her to life!?"
Wiz: "Yep. At first, it was to demonstrate how Centaurworld magic works, but things got a little... interesting."
He goes in for a kiss, but Wammawink slaps him. She then tends to the slap.
Boomstick: "Well, now you got to let me fuck her!"
Wiz: "Again, she's mine."
Wammawink: "Gentlemen, please. First of all, language. Second, I'm saving my love for Horse, (becomes more saucy as she talks) and maybe some Merdudes with their eggs. (shakes her head back to normal) But Horse is who both of you are supposed to be focusing on, remember?"
Boomstick: "Oh, right. With this new herd, Horse was able to find her way around this strange place and collect the rest of the key by the shamans, such as Waterbaby. Okay, I held my tongue for Wammawink and her herd, but who the flonk names their child Waterbaby!?"
Wiz: "Even so, just because she's in a world she doesn't understand doesn't mean Horse is dumb, despite what the degenerate Ched thinks."
Wammawink: "Don't make fun of my baby!"
Boomstick: "He needs to be ironically funny to make fun of him. We're just insulting him."
Wammawink was appalled at that statement and starts feeling depressed.
Wiz: "Being an Arabian type, Horse can run up to 55 mph and have a kinetic energy of 1.2 Megajoules. Plus, her kicks can exert 2000 PSI if force, which is comparable to the bite of a hippopotamus. However, this horse is different. She was able to stagger a giant beartaur the size of a building, kicked the herd through a Taurnado - again, everything is a centaur here - to defeat it, and survived the dome exploding. Based on the trees in this shot, this must be worth 9 Kilotons of TNT. Not to mention she's rather smart."
Boomstick: "Yeah, she was pretty inventive with her plans of escaping - piercing the barrier, launching herself with a tree, digging underground. Sure, none of them worked, but it wasn't for the lack of brains. She's even able to make plans on the fly, like when she distracted the beartaur so the herd could escape, and later tricking him into turning his back so she could ruin his collection and escape herself. But nothing compares to her war plans against the Nowhere King. I mean, she learned from the best."
Wiz: "However, her time in Centaurworld has changed her in more ways than one, like physically."
Wammawink: "She really became her best self here! So round, so wibbily-wobbily, so Centaurworld! But this whole journey was to reunite with her Rider, and her new look was the last thing she wanted."
Boomstick: "Understatement of the century. She tried to off herself."
Wammawink: "What!? No, that's not what she did at all!"
Wiz: "Whether or not it was, this new form depressed Horse. She started to forget her Rider's face, and the very thought of that lead her to unhealthy solutions, letting the whaletaur shaman absorb her pain. But Wammawink, being the greatest centaur she is, knocked some sense into Horse, giving her what she needed to hear. And after saying goodbye to the herd, she reunites with Rider, and despite Rider not recognizing her, all Horse needed to do was sing her song."
Horse: "You're okay. You're alright. I'll never ever leave your side. I will stay. I will fight." *depressed sigh*
Rider: "...With you..."
Boomstick tries to resist the urge, but fails completely and starts crying unfathomable tears, while hugging Wammawink for comfort.
Boomstick: "IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!" *cries harder*
Wiz: "Unfortunately, this reunion was cut short when The Nowhere King attacks."
Boomstick: *tries wiping away the tears* "Yeah, and he wrecked their shit up! All he had to do was cover the entire empty dimension and suffocate them with his goopy body! How they even manage to escape, let alone fatally wound him, is beyond me. Oh, right, the artifact turns into a spear. Forgot to mention that."
Wiz: "Well, with this new threat, Horse must continue exploring Centaurworld, this time recruiting allies to fight the Nowhere King and his army. And her new magic certainly helped with that."
We cut to Wiz, Boomstick, and Wammawink in the room, with DUMMI flying close by.
Boomstick: "As demonstrated by Wammawink here, centaurs are full of magic."
Wammawink incases DUMMI in a forcefield, with him not even fazed by this, just rolls his eyes.
Boomstick: "While they usually have different spells, there's one such every centaur possesses - Shoot Tiny Versions Of Oneself From Their Hooves. And, Horse herself has access to this spell as well."
Wammawink shoots a tiny version of herself at the contained DUMMI, and he gets knocked across the room, forcing her to tend to the 'poor' robot.
Boomstick: "She also has this talking tail spell, and all he does is make snappy bad jokes."
Wiz: "Kind of like you."
Boomstick: "Hey-"
Before he could counter that remark, DUMMI and Wammawink come back into the room and make even more of a mess, with Wiz and Boomstick caught in the crossfire.
Static, camera glitches out to show "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES" title card with a drunken Boomstick staggering by a film camera.
Wiz: "But her greatest spell is her, *ahem* quote unquote, 'backstory' magic. Basically, with enough speed, she can go into the mind of others and relive their memories. What makes this spell so special is that it completely immobilizes the opponent, even after Horse left their mind a few seconds ago, unless you're the Nowhere King, where he regains control after 30 minutes since Horse used that spell."
Boomstick: "Let's be fair to the little horsey-"
Wammawink: "What did you just call her, you son of a-"
Boomstick: "The King's goopy body is capable of nullifying magic as powerful as Waterbaby's just by shackling her with it, and Horse just ran up to the nightmare beast and activated her spell anyway! Keep in mind, Waterbaby can be comparable to other shamans, like the twin treetaurs, moletaur, whaletaur, and cataur, Johnny Teatime, who in his rage conjured up a big ass storm spanning over the horizon - not to mention Horse survived 3 blasts from him! But even with someone like Horse, she's not this headstrong."
Wiz: "Let's back up a bit. With the threat of the Nowhere King reemerging, Horse splits up with Rider to recruit armies on both sides of the worlds, and while Rider excelled with getting the humans onboard, Horse failed on every attempt to recruit the centaurs. She could not recruit the cattaurs, the treetaurs, the moletaurs - twice - the coldtaurs, not even the stupid birdtaurs, who, by the way, ARE FAKE ASS FANS! HOW COULD YOU IDOLIZE CHED OF ALL CENTAURS, BUT NOT FUCKING WAMMAWINK!? YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT, EVEN THOUGH SHE'S THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE SHO-!"
Boomstick rushes over and hushes Wiz.
Boomstick: "Wiz, Wiz, Wiz. It's okay. They do not represent the REAL fanbase. Their opinions do not matter. Wammawink is still the best character. Nothing's going to changing that."
Wiz: *sigh* "You're right. Anyway, the fact Zulius, Glendale, and Wammawink were able to recruit them just made her feel more useless, as she thought she wasn't contributing as much as the rest of the herd, even though Durpleton was busy being a father and Ched doing absolutely nothing. I mean, at least Horse tried. What did you contribute? Despite that, she did eventually get them to fight, but in that time, the Nowhere King ambushes them before they were ready. So, in a desperate attempt, Horse used her backstory magic just to buy the herd some time as a heroic sacrifice."
Boomstick: "She's definitely earned that warrior status. She could keep up with that degenerate Ched, who flew around Centaurworld in under a minute, ran through solid soil from a prison/courtroom, and survived a fall from space, WHILE incased in a literal block of ice, though she did get brain damage."
Wiz: "This was the Durpledrop, and judge by the distance, and accounting for the fact she fell in the same distance in 1.5 seconds the next time around, this would be worth 2 Megatons of TNT."
Boomstick: "That's as much as a modern day nuke getting dropped on her head! Plus, it means Durpleton, someone else Horse is comparable to, would need to be moving at nearly 3,300 times the speed of sound. Jeez, how did she have a hard time finding herself?"
Wiz: "But the revelation that the General and the Nowhere King are the same person was something she just needed to warn Rider about, which she understandably refuses to believe. But then, in order to counter Horse's argument, she calls her 'just a horse.'"
Boomstick: "Let's see." *fast-forwards to where the General literally stabs her in the back* "Yep. Instant karma. You're lucky you somehow survived that."
Wiz: "Thankfully, all this bloodshed was not in vain, for the Princess finally steps up and ends this war once and for all by killing the General and the Nowhere King - or to be more specific, the elktaur - leaving Horse and Rider to live a life without the violence from before."
Boomstick: "Hell, Horse becomes a Shaman! I mean, with power to stop the Nowhere King of 30 minutes, of course she would be. She even gets a sweet flying houseboat."
Note: It is possible Horse has control over the houseboat. Waterbaby was able to make it fly and she's a shaman, Johnny Teatime was able to make his cup and plate fly and he's a shaman, and Wammawink has the ability to fly with her shields, and she's close to shamanhood.
Wiz: "Though this experience was weird and confusing, Horse really went from a brash, headstrong warrior, into a powerful and caring one. And with her friends by her side-"
Boomstick: (Starts singing) "She will stay, she will fight, never leaving your sight, CUZ YOU MAKE THINGS ALRIGHT!!"
Wiz slaps Boomstick with his robotic arm, with Boomstick crying in agony.
Wiz: "We cannot afford to be sued for copyright infringement again! Do you hear-!?"
But Wammawink didn't get the memo and finishes the song.
Wammawink: "In Centaur-WOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLDD!!"
Fight[]
We start out in Centaurworld at nighttime. Everyone on the floating houseboat is fast asleep, including Horse, until she hears a loud noise from below. Horse was scared awake and peaked at the balcony, seeing a teen girl messing with a powerful artifact. Horse took no time jumping off the houseboat, sliding down a mountain, and bouncing of a tree to land right next to the girl.
Horse: "Hi, there."
Anne was startled by the talking horse, but more quickly became annoyed.
Anne: "Oh, great! What's this place, Horsetopia?"
Horse: "Uh, no. Centaurworld."
Anne was completely confused with that title.
Anne: "Yeah, I'm just leaving this dimension."
Anne tries to use the music box, but a tiny version of the horse in front of her flies over and steals it.
Anne: "HEY!!"
Horse: "I'm not leaving a trans-dimensional artifact in the hands of a mood-swinging teen girl. It's going to be better secured with me."
Anne: "But you just look like two beach balls had a weird kid."
Anne's snickers slowly become laughs, but by that time, Horse cuts her off with...
Horse: "You're literally the 4th person to make that comparison. You're not a creative per-"
But Anne strikes the first blow, sending horse back and tilting a tree. Horse felt dizzy, possibly seeing stars above her head.
Anne: "And there's more where that came from!"
FIGHT!
Horse regains control and charges forward straight at Anne. Anne prepares to deliver another punch, but Horse stopped just in time for the attack to miss and swings around her hip to knock the Boonchuy away. After landing into a bush, Anne grunts furiously and pulls out her sword and charges forward. She swings her blade, but Horse dodges, leading Anne to deliver two high kicks to the face, finishing the combo with another swing to send Horse flying. Anne screams as she jumps forward and tries to cut the shaman in half, but Horse counters with shooting a tiny version of herself into her face, leading Horse to jump off a branch and uppercut the teen girl.
Anne landed on the ground in the Family Guy death pose. She got up, dazed and disorientated, but snapped awake with another tiny Horse smacking her cheek.
Anne: "Hey, man! Don't you run out of those!?"
Horse thought about that statement and looked at her hooves before giving her rebuttal.
Horse: "I don't think they have a limit."
She then proceeds to fire dozens of tiny Horses, dogpiling Anne under their combined weight. Horse chuckles and begins to walk away, but notices a strange blue light coming out of the forest. It zooms past her and goes inside the tiny Horse dogpile. What ensues is Anne's calamity transformation launching all the tiny horses away, with the real Horse frozen in terror. She chuckles awkwardly before being launched away by Anne's mighty blow.
Horse crashed head first into a tree, toppling it over. Anne rushes forward and breaks the tree in half, with her grabbing Horse to throw into the ground. Horse bounces upon impact, and lands flat on her face, disorientated. But she regains control just in time to jump away Anne's strike on the ground. Horse lands next to the broken tree and kicks one half at Anne, knocking her back. She attempted to launch the other half, but one hand swipe from Anne and Horse had to dodge a spinning blade coming straight at her, leading the other half of the tree to be diced into another two halves and the sword to land in Anne's hand.
Anne: "What's wrong, little horsey? Can't keep up?"
This little insult enraged Horse, who promptly shot a tiny version into her face, though to no avail as Anne just swats it away. She then charges forward to slash Horse, getting in 2 hits before launching her away with a kick. Anne slides her fingers down the sword, lighting it up with a blue glow, and throws it in a blazing death spin directly at Horse. But, somehow, Horse just grabs the handle with her teeth in midair. She lands on the ground, pointing the blade straight at Anne's neck.
Anne: "That doesn't belong to you."
With one wave of Anne's arm, the blade begins to come back to her, spinning at high speeds where Horse struggled to keep holding on. But despite the constant spinning, Horse still held on to the sword and even controlled it's kinetic energy to get in a 10 combo slash with getting in range of Anne, launching her away.
Horse: (muffled) "How's that for a little horsey?"
Before Horse lands safely on the ground, however, Anne charges forward at blazing speeds, dragging Horse across the ground and smashing her against every tree in her way. The tiny horse with the music box was unfortunately caught in the crossfire, and they all slammed down onto the rainbow road. Within the crater, Anne picks up the music box and proceeds to leave this dimension. But Horse has a little surprise for her.
Horse: "Hey. *coughs* Wanna hear a joke before you go?"
Anne: "Your life is laughable enou-"
But the talking tail interrupts and startles Anne as he begins to tell a joke.
Tail: "Hello there! Welcome to the comedy hour! Now, what did the cannibal think of the clown?"
Anne was excruciatingly confused on what she was seeing. It practically got her intrigued on the joke.
Tail: "He tasted a little funny."
With that bad joke, Anne bursts into uncontrollable laughter, almost dropping the music box in the process, and leaving herself wide open. Horse obviously planned this opportunity and launches Anne away with two hind leg kicks. Horse laughs it all up with her assured victory...
Horse: "How did you even fall for tha-"
...before hearing a loud cracking echo. Horse looks behind her and sees she kicked her off a cliff, and from down below, Anne landed on a pointy rock on her back. It was even more painful than it sounds.
Horse: "Oh, good Goose! Are you okay? (to herself) Oh, flonk. Oh, flonk. Oh, flonk. (back to Anne) Are you alright?"
Anne could barely move her arm closer to the music box to obtain the blue gem. After it falls into her hands, a large beam shoots to the sky, and before Horse knew it, she was grabbed in the neck, dozens of feet in the air, by a fully powered up Anne.
Anne: (sarcastically) "I've been better."
Anne drops Horse before gut-punching her so hard, she zooms across the land into a mountain, splitting a quarter of it off. Anne summons a giant tennis ball and throws it up in the air, while summoning a giant tennis racket to whack it. The tennis ball turned into 50 cat beams upon impact and headed straight for Horse, who frantically slides down the mountain to avoid them all. Left and right, the cat explosions surrounded Horse, but she managed to dodge every single one. And just when she thought she was in the clear, she was horrified to discover a rockslide is gaining up on her.
Anne was laughing victoriously, until she noticed behind her back, the explosions form a description saying "LOVE" (for those who didn't play tennis before, it means she scored no points). She was infuriated and flew straight to the crumbling mountain. Horse took advantage of this and put her hove in her mouth and whistles (don't ask) for something. Meanwhile on the houseboat, some of the herd finally notices the disappearance of Horse.
Rider: "Hey, has anyone seen Horse?"
Ched: (groggy) "Maybe off doing something stu-"
Suddenly, the houseboat shifts into maximum overdrive and everyone on it flies of form the absolute whiplash as it heads straight for the calamitous teen. Horse slaps herself in the face, realizing she forgot about the herd on the boat. Anne caught wind of this and proceeded to just obliterate the boat with a punch. But this was part of Horse's plan, as she jumps out to Anne and uses her backstory magic to get inside her mind and immobilize her body. With the suped-up Anne stuck in place, the houseboat slams onto her, busts through the already.
Horse leaves Anne's body, thinking she has won. She even starts prancing. All that showboating was pointless as Anne tries slowing the boat down. Now more pissed than ever, Anne tries summon her sword by her side. But just as she's about to kill the blasted horse, her power begins to fade.
Anne: "No, no, no, not now!"
Horse: (annoyed) "Oh, just give it up. I feel nothing but pity now."
But as the boat comes closer to grinding on the ground, Anne decides to pull out a last resort - pulling out the other two gems. Horse actually gets worried. Anne holds the gems up to her, and asks them for help.
Anne: "Please, help me. Please..."
The gems break apart, and a blast covers the surrounding area, destroying the houseboat in the process and launching Horse far away. As the smoke clears, there flies Anne, fully white (like literally - skin's white, hair's white, even the clothing). With one quick glimpse at the falling horse, she zooms straight at her and destroys 10 square miles in the process.
Horse could barely stand up against the mighty teen. To make matters worse, Anne forms a hand-gun and points it at her, shooting a laser beam that Horse luckily dodges. Her tail was not so lucky. As he says his final words...
Tail: "Everyone's a critic."
...he disintegrates. Horse was horrified by this.
Horse: "Tail!!"
Meanwhile, the herd was recovering from Horse's earlier mistake. While everyone was technically fine, one of them was most displeased.
Ched: "That's it! Why do we keep her around when she does something like this!? I say we-"
Before that degenerate could finish, he was vaporized by that same laser. Everyone one were left speechless by what happened to Ched. Good riddance, I say.
Horse: (livid) "You'll pay."
Anne: "Yeah, sure."
Horse pumps up by shooting two tiny versions of herself into the air, and rushes forward. Anne continues to shoot lasers at Horse, but she keeps on dodging. The sword finally comes and trips up Horse, but she gets back up and even catches the sword with her mouth once more. Unfortunately, this ends up having Horse spin out of control, leading her to lose her grip and tumble forward as she comes closer to Anne. Anne laughs as she uses her last ditch effort beam to finally destroy the pesky animal.
But as this was going on, the two tiny horses from before tactically skydive to land straight on Anne's head, causing her to miss her shot. The beam pierces the sky, parting away the clouds, and getting the suntaur startled. Horse takes the advantage to get her balanced and using the momentum to charge forward at the dying teen, wide open for a shoulder bash.
After going STRAIGHT THROUGH Anne's slowly disintegrating halves, Horse heaves and turns around to deliver the final blow, an overhead punch downwards onto Anne's face.
BRRRSHHHH!!
The energy dissipate and both of Anne's halves scatter into leaves, which are whisked away into the sky. Horse finally relaxes and falls to the floor, resting her tired body after an intense battle. She sighs heavily.
Horse: "You're okay. You're alright. You deserve a rest."
Results[]
K.O!
Boomstick: "Well, that went from overwhelming to underwhelming quick."
Wiz: "Anne may have been a surprisingly capable fighter, and her calamity forms were absolutely devastating, but none of it could compare to Horse."
Boomstick: "First of all, their skills and experience are literally night and day."
Wammawink: "That's right! My babygirl has been fighting all her life against the minotaurs until the fateful day she lands in Centaurworld and takes it easy."
Boomstick: "Meanwhile, Anne has always been in living the easy life, going along with Sasha and Marcy's shenanigans. And even when she was transported to Amphibia, barely half of the adventure there was fighting."
Wiz: "Now, Anne could have edged it out with her better training and martial arts fighting, but she never plans ahead or at all, where Horse can do so on the fly. In fact, Horse contributes her rider's commanding skills much better than Anne can hope to contribute from Sasha's.
Boomstick: "But when you're as crazy as these two, skills and experience can only get you so far. Anne in her full calamity form reach beyond escape velocity at Mach 48, but Horse could keep up with Ched, who flew around Centaurworld in a minute, clocking in at Mach 1717. But Anne could keep up with Hopediah, who once reacted at 2% the speed of light. Durpleton couldn't even get past 1%, so we'll give speed to the Boonchuy."
Wiz: "Anne could easily fight against Frobots, who have an attack potency of 520 tons, and survived the music box's yield of 5.3 Kilotons. But Horse tanked a 9 kiloton explosion and even the Durpledrop, which is on par with modern nukes today. Now, there is the issue with the calamity forms.
Boomstick: "In the weakest form, Anne could scale to a silver Frobot's detonation as it was powered by the same stones, which yields 3.258 Gigatons of TNT. However, that doesn't compare to Horse's shaman magic."
Wiz: "A shaman like Johnny Teatime moved trillions of clouds to create a large storm spanning the horizon in his rage. Factoring in Johnny's floating position since he's at the highest in the scenario, to create and spread out this size of a storm would require, at most, 5 Exatons, billions of times greater than Anne's full calamity form."
Boomstick: "And she took 3 blasts from this guy, too! Of course, Anne's power is far greater with the secret spell, where she destroyed the moon, which which had a kinetic energy of 4.7 Zettatons, one thousand times greater. But, A; this KILLED her - and B; this is at her most powerful, where as Horse's shaman magic is at her least."
Wiz: "See, The Nowhere King's goopy body can nullify Waterbaby's magic just by using a small amount. Horse, however, used her backstory magic on the King, and his nullification had no effect, let alone defense as he was immobilize for 30 minutes. Waterbaby and Wammawink's combined magic couldn't keep him contained for even 2."
Boomstick: "And the feat doesn't stop there! His own tar-like body could extend throughout the Nowhere Place, a separate dimension from Earth and Centaurworld, and despite it's conformed verticality, the horizontal distance could be as wide as our own dimension, meaning his body really could cover both Earth and Centaurworld, and probably both galaxies. Yeah, the Princess wasn't kidding when she said he'd destroy both worlds, and with that kind of power Horse is comparable to, Anne really had no chance."
Wiz: "Anne certainly brought the calamity to this fight, but Horse tactical mind, superior physique, and surprisingly overwhelming magic only spelled bad news for the defender of Amphibia."
Boomstick: "She was absolutely Anne-ihilated!"
Wammawink: "Probably didn't help that she was not as healthy as a HORSE!"
Boomstick and Wammawink began to laugh, while Wiz was shamefully smirking at the pun, only for all of it to end when Boomstick pulls out his shotgun leg to Wammawink's face. Wiz and Wammawink were horrified, while Boomstick shed a tear in his eye.
Boomstick: "I'm sorry, my love, but that's my thing."
He looks away as he prepares to shoot in her face, but before any of this could unfold, it cuts.
Wiz: "The winner is Horse."
Advantages & Disadvantages[]
Anne Boonchuy[]
- + More varied options
- - Outmatched in stats
- - Calamity powers overwhelmed by Shaman magic
- - Not as experienced or smart
Horse[]
- + More experienced fighter
- + Incredibly smart compared to opponent
- + Shaman magic overwhelms Calamity powers
- + Excelled in strength and durability
Soundtrack[]
The score would be "She's No Big Deal". This is a reference to both of their most popular songs, It's No Big Deal and Who Is She?.
This would be a lyrical song, with heavy influence from Princes Of Pride, but with female singers singing about their identities and perseverance.
The track cover has the Key in it's scepter form coming out of the Calamity Box, which emits blue, pink, and green light. The Key is also piercing Anne's Amphibia armor, with Horse's pink Shaman bow on the left shoulder.
Trivia[]
- The connections are that they're female protagonists who get transported to another dimension, where it's way different from their own reality (from the convenient life of Earth to the Industrial work of Amphibia for Anne, and from the apocalyptical struggle of mankind's world to the happy-go-lucky sugarfest of Centaurworld). In this new reality, they make new friends but also new enemies. They bring both these worlds and theirs together into a war to face off the multi-dimensional conqueror (King Andrias and The Nowhere King), and both also obtain powerful magic (Calamity Stone and Shaman Magic) to ultimately stop the villain. This whole experience ultimately gave them the opportunity to discover who they truly are.
- The fight would be animated in sprites.
