Introduction[]
Ann Tamaki Vs Cat Noir, which of these two "cat hero" who fought corrupt villains and with secret live as a model will win in Death Battle!
Beginning[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY
Wiz: models, they promote, advertise, and showcase clothing, footwear, and other products.
boomstick: but these two models showcase more than just bags. They showcase their fighting skills defeating corrupt villains.
Wiz: Like Ann takamaki, the Flashy Phantom thief.
Boomstick: And Cat Noir, the fashion model crime fighter. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Ann Tamaki[]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OW1ps75BRSM
Wiz: The phantoms thieves, they devoted their time to stop the corrupted heats of nefarious adults who used their power whatever they want, so the Phantom Thieves steal their hearts to make the world a better place by making them confess their crime.
Boomstick: And one of they member of the Phantom Thieves is Ann Takamaki!
Ann: This is the chance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx-6-wAid70
Wiz: Ann and her parents who are a rich family in the modeling business. move into Japan from Finland.
Boomstick: Ah, Finland, the happiest place in the world. Famous for it wildlife of reindeer and the strong Vodka.
Wiz: I didn’t know you were interest with Finland.
Boomstick: The reason is because when I learn it was the the home of Santa Claus. I will find you Santa Claus. One day!
Wiz: While he deal with it, she making friend with Ryuji in middle school. Because her being from another country, she does not have many friends.
Boomstick: They’re also that she too beautiful that many of the guys very scare to talk with her to the girls being jealous. Ouch, I guess they’re such things that is too beautiful. Well, even worse her parents are often away from home that she lives with the servants
Wiz: The only other friend she make is Shiho Suzui when she told Ann that Ann’s painting suck.
Boomstick: Hey, that how we met too. I said that in a game of Dodgeball that you throw a ball like a girl.
Wiz: But then Jill throw the ball hard enough to make you pass out.
Boomstick: I’ll get my revenge, but with both of them being outcast girls, they become friends to each other when one of the worst man come. Kamoshida!
Wiz: He often asked her out for dates with her make appearance with him to protect her friend.
Boomstick: Protecting her friend from a pervert. Now that what I called a good friend, but then they’re rumors that she sleeping with him. And then she meet the protagonist, so they tried talking to her to exposed his evil ways. But even her like the rest were afraid of Kamoshida that she would be the reason why Shiho who would be kick out of the volleyball team.
Wiz: After the talk that Kamoshida is trying to force himself on her when one of the worst thing happen to Shido, Kamoshida sexually assaulted Shido.
Boomstick: Why her, there could be not one of the worst thing you can do a person, so on the next day Shiho attempts suicide by jumping off the school roof when Ann promised herself that to seek the answers why she did it to getting revenge where they enter the palace where she got the app on her phone to get captured by the knights mistakenly mistake her for Kamoshida’s version of her.
Wiz: She was find on the torture device where she learn that Kamoshida sexually assaulted Shiho to blaming Ann , so she find her inner strength to take down Kamoshida for his crimes that she awaken to her persona, Carmen.
Carmen: My... It's taken far too long. Tell me... Who is going to avenge her if you don’t? Forgiving him was never the option… Such is the scream of the other you that dwells within... I am thou, thou art I... We can finally forge a contract... There you go... Nothing can be solved by restraining yourself. Understand? Then I'll gladly lend you my strength.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKT8AP1XS5o
Wiz: A gypsy from the the novel by Merimee who become famous through the opera by Bizet. She is a demo fatale who beautiful but very capricious based on the novella called," Carmen."
Boomstick: With the power, she was able to steal the heart of Kamoshida’s heart to becoming the next member of the Phantom thieves. Now she going to save others from cruel fates and gaining the strength.
Wiz: With Carmen with stats suited to Magic, she can learn learn Diaraha that fully restores Hp, Fire Amp that strengthen fire attack by 50% to use Blazing Hell to do heavy damage, Burn boost to increase the chance of burns, and Dormina that have a high chance of inflicting sleep.
Boomstick: Despite of her power being fire, one of her strongest weapon is the Naraka Whip that have chance to freeze where it allow Technical damages from physical skills to Nuclear skills.
Wiz: She carry Wild hunt that inflict despair from her machine gun and the Haten Robe to increase defense to increase amount of Sp.
Boomstick: Can can crush robots like soda cans with force of 40,000 pounds.
Wiz: Ann have survived many attacks from all sorts of Shadows from one Big Bang challenge that destroyed a galaxy with almost 9 YottaFoe of TNT.
Boomstick: She even outran a large boulder coming almost crashing into her.
Wiz: With the protagonist from her thinking how to improve Herself to giving support to Shiho through her recovery where in the end she realized that she become the wrong person she wanted to be, and promised that to help him whatever he need. And that where Carmen transform into Hecate, a greek goddess of crossroads, ghosts, and witchcraft. She is attended to by dogs to be known to be the chief of the witches that appear in the play”Macbeth.”
Boomstick: She can use Evade Ice to avoid ice attacks, more fire attacks, and being resistant to electric.
Wiz: Shows to able to Lucifer’s Morning star that can travel two sextillion Miles per hour.
Boomstick: And the final battle with God of Control who merge both reality and cognitive world together. With all the fire moves, she is weak to ice attacks to having limited Sp.
Wiz: If her past self were able to see what what she become in the future, she would proud of what she become as the member of the Phantom thieve.
Ann: You know what? I'm not some cheap girl you can toy with... you scumbag. You stole everything from Shiho... You destroyed her... Now it's your turn! I will rob you of everything...!
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Ann_Takamaki
Cat Noir[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N0J27qwWJE
Wiz: Akumatized villains, people who are transformed in villains by Hawk Moth when the person have a negative emotions from sadness or fear. He change a butterfly with his dark power to form it into Akuma.
Boomstick: A Butterfly that is black, not the street fighter. So, the butterfly possesses the important object that the person have where he telepathically linked up to the person to tell them to use their power to get what they want that make them sad in the first place with them given the order to get Miraculous.
Wiz: So, Ladybug have stop his plan from stealing the Miraculous, but she won’t have gone far with the help from Cat Noir
Cat Noir: Hey, Ice Queen, what's with all the terrorizing? Why don't you pick on someone your own temperature?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwGB608ZKoA
Boomstick: He was Alien Agreste, a home-schooled boy who lived in the Agreste mansion with his mother and father with his only friend was Chloe Bourgeois. A spoil child.
Wiz: However, the mother went missing to his father becoming more distant. So, he start modeling in order to get closer to him.
Boomstick: He actually ran away from home to join school where he was caught by Nathalie and his bodyguard. So, he asked them to let him go to school, but it would be easier he just run as fast to escape.
Wiz: But, before he go, he help a man by giving him his cane when he ran outside seeing Stoneheart throw a van at Agent Roger where he discover a black box that would change his live forever.
Boomstick: Inside the box there was Plagg, Kwami of Destruction. That was also a black cat?
Wiz: He was a swami who came into existence to travel with each other until a mage created the Miraculous where Plagg causing many disastrous from making the dinosaurs disappear, sunk Atlantis, and topped the tower of Pisa.
Boomstick: That cat could have the most killed count than the character that we did. With the help from Plagg, he transform into Cat noir. They were even able to stop Stoneheart with the help from Ladybug.
Wiz: As Cat Noir, he can use his claws to climb on surface to cut things apart.
Boomstick: He carry his staff that he can use it while spinning to form a shield, can increase it size too vault over obstacles, and can use it like a fencing sword.
Wiz: And is main power the cataclysm to destroy anything that he can touch.
Boomstick: And I know they’re more transformation he have, but the others are more situational.
Wiz: There the time where he obtains Ladybug miraculous into Mister Bug.
Boomstick: Wait a minute, what you called a boy Ladybug?
Wiz: It still called a Ladybug. So, there he also get the Snake Miraculous to transform into Aspik.
Boomstick: In alternate universe, Cat Noir who was conflicted with his loyalty with his mother to girl that he love that he was akumatized by Hawk Moth into Cat Blanc.
Wiz: And combining Snake Miraculous combined with his own transforming into Snake Noir, but seeing that it the power that he don’t carry normally. We be focusing on his Cat Noir form.
Boomstick: He should be comparable to Ladybug who stop Farris wheel that should being weighing 1,300 tons.
Wiz: Fought an evil mime who slice the Eiffel Tower in halve or 130 Tonnes of TNT, he can outran a pair of panthers who can run around 50 miles per hour, and that Cat Noir should be comparable to one of Ladybug who should be comparable to Pegasus’vagage that can outspend Startrain that travel 5980 Light years per second to Cat Blanc attacks that travel 21 Sextillion Miles per hour.
Boomstick: And should be comparable her moving the earth back to fixing the moon that also Cat Blanc creates a blast that equal to 4 Trevigintillillon. Enough to destroy a Multi-Galaxy.
Wiz: He is skilled in combat to figuring out where the Akuma is hiding before LadyBug figured it out.
Boomstick: When using his Cataclysm, he only have five seconds before he transform back into his normal self. And he will lose his Akuma if his bell is destroyed.
Wiz: But in the end of the day, he is one Cathletic hero. Get it.
Boomstick: Heh, still need to work on your work.
Cat Noir: Hey, don't mean to burst your bubble, but you know, Ladybug and me, we're a thing, you know?
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwGB608ZKoA
In the sunny day of Paris, a man in a red bike ride across the Crossway passing through a flock of pigeons, a flower shop, and Cafe when he pass by a bakery called Tom & Sabine Boulangerie where it show Tom and Sabine baking bread to up stair showing Marinette frantically brushing her hair getting ready to hang out with Adrien from walking around the park.
Tikki: Why with the rush? You’re just going to hang out with Adrien in the park.
Marinette: That is the problem, what happen if I trip on something to make me fall, or say something that offend him, or…
Tikki: You’re over thinking it, just be you and everything will be alright.
Marinette: Are you sure?
Tikki: I’m one hundred percent sure. You will have so much fun with him.
Marinette: Yeah, I can do it. (Turn around to see clock.) Oh, no. I’m late!
So, she grab her bag with Tikki jumping inside as she run downstairs trying to make it when she bump into Yusuke Kitagawa when he was grabbing his Pain de campagne.
Marinette: Ouch, oh! I’m so sorry!
Yusuke: Don’t worry, it was a simple bump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-1h51WPUtc
Then she start running outside trying to catch up to the time they were supposed to meet, and Yusuke went outside back to his teammate with Ryuji quickly eating a bowl of soup quickly, Akira eating Croque monsieur, Morgana inside the bag eating Truite au bleu, and Ann eating Eclair.
Ann: Now this is vacation.
Morgana: Ryuji, slow down. No one is going to steal it.
Ryuji: Hey, it taste very delicious.
Morgana: Doesn’t mean that… Yusuke, what did you bring.
Yusuke: Just bought bread, so what how we going to infiltrate the palace this time?
Ann: Yeah, how we supposed to get the treasure out of the tower?
Morgana: It simple my lady Ann, all the doors are lock. Except for the top windows.
Akira: So, we will use the ropes to climb across the tower to the window.
Morgana: Always the clever one, then we will get in and out.
Yusuke: So, Akira. Are you ready to infiltrate the palace?
He though about it to saying they are ready for it.
Morgana: So, we agree. Today we will steal the heart right under him.
Now it show Adrien Agreste walking through an alley to the park with Plagg eating Camembert.
Adrien: Did we have to make that pit-stop to get you the cheese.
Plagg: Hey, I was hungry. We will get there on time anyway.
Adrien: Let just hope we didn’t get late. (He is passing by the Cafe when he see on the T.V that his father is calling out for Cat Noir and Ladybug for assistance.) Why do dad want us?
Plagg: Maybe he need someone to pick up the groceries.
Adrien: No, this seem too serious, but how will I tell her that I’m canceling it.
Plagg: Just tell her something pop up, she understand.
So, he sigh and called her.
Marinette: (Nervously.) Oh, hey Adrien. Sorry to say this but my parents need me to deliver some bread.
Adrien: (Nervously.) Oh, really. I’m about to tell you that I was called in for a quick shoot for the next magazine. Then can we move it to tomorrow.
Marinette: That sound good, then see you tomorrow.
They hang out with each sigh knowing they won’t hang out; however, Adrien run back to alley to transform.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWhjrvxkSi4
With that he is jumping across the roofs to making it back to the mansion with Ladybug and his father waiting inside.
Ladybug: What take so long, a black cat cross your path.
Cat Noir: Paw-don me sweet Ladybug, I got distracted with few things.
Ladybug: Like a ball of yarn.
Gabriel: Okay, closed the doors.
Then Nathalie and the body guard closed the doors with no light shining in.
Ladybug: What wrong?
Gabriel: Someone is coming for me.
Cat Noir: Really, do you know who?
Gabriel: The phantom thieves.
Ladybug: Who is supposed to be, the Phantom Thieves?
Gabriel: They are a group of people who supposed to change the hearts of people who did wrong in the past.
Cat Noir: How do you know about these group of people?
Gabriel: Because some people are talking about the Phantom thieves who were able to change the heart of a mafia boss to make him confess their crimes.
Ladybug: But how you know that you’re the next person they are after you?
Gabriel: They give me this. (Pull it out.) A calling card.
Cat Noir: But why did you called us?
Gabriel: I need full security to protect me from the radical team.
Ladybug: But, wait. If you…
Cat Noir: We take it.
Ladybug: (Then she pull him.) Are you sure, he said that they are after people who did something wrong.
Cat Noir: I’m sure, he wouldn’t do anything evil.
Ladybug: Well, if you say so.
Next day, each one are at the Side of the mansion to make sure no one trying to break in the mansion, and the Phantom thieves are outside the mansion gates getting ready.
Ryuji: We are on a roll, they’re nothing that can stop us.
Morgana: It time to make him paid for making people into villains. Let go Joker!
However, Cat noir hear of what they say when he was behind the wall next to gate.
Cat Noir: Look like I just found them.
Without warning, they travel into the palace with their costume on going above the gate into the tower that is surrounded by kaleidoscope full of butterflies that are color of black. What hey don’t know that Cat Noir have travel with them.
Cat Noir: No, wonder they were able to do it. But it Perfect time to strike in a perfect time.
He start to follow the team when they make it to the tower.
Moragana: Ok, time to climb! Hope you brought the ropes.
Ann: Sure did!
They started to climb on the rope across the tower reaching higher and higher with each step when they reach to the very top revealing the moon.
Yusuke: Just look at the night. It look so beautiful that I want to make a painting of it.
Morgana: Skull, stop shaking the rope!
Ryuji: I’m not the one shaking it!
Morgana: Then who is…
Cat Noir: Hoping I’m not crashing you party.
Ann: Wait, is he real or just another cognitive?!
Cat Noir: I’m very real, but Can’t let you go any further. Break and entering is illegal you know.
Ryuji: What you're going to do.
Cat Noir: Then I will cut your rope short.
And so he swipe the rope to rip with with the team look in fluster.
Morgana: You gotta ask didn’t you.
Quickly that fall down the huge fall; however, Ann able to use her whip to grab into the window that Cat noir use to climb it to reach for the window.
Cat Noir: That easier than I thought.
Ann: Don’t count on it.
Cat Noir: Huh, you look purr-ty, but act like a good kitty and go.
Ann: I will not going let you go away with that doing to my friends, prepared for a beating!
Cat Noir: Let see about that.
Fight!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfeyY-7c14A&t=329s
Cat Noir then lunged on swing with his claws with her blocking the attack with her whip strike each strikes of his that they are stale-mate until she stoke the ground that Cat Noir do a backward flip to avoid the attack when she pull out her machine gun.
Cat Noir: Wait, where do you pull it out from?!
Ann: I won't hold back for my friends!
She start blasting her machine gun plus that Cat Noir pull out his staff to blocking with each attack to get close to strike her in the knee and elbow to kicking her to the window.
Cat Noir: I alway thought a cat alway land on their feet.
Ann: Hope you ready for this! Persona!
Without warning, carmen appear in behind her ready for battle.
Cat Noir: Okay, look like you brought your friend over, but let see you can take this!
He start throwing vases at her before she use agilao that is a blast of fire destroying the vases, and she jump to whip whip him three times striking him in his chest to using Agi blasting him into the dining room, therefore she run into the room when Cat noir lift the giant table slamming it against her that it shatter into pieces. Then he pull out his staff slamming it against her head to leg to trip into the ground. And he lift his arm about to slam the staff in her stomach at the same time Carmen use Tentarafoo to block the attack, also she use fire amp to increase her fire attack.
Ann: As fire as I know, you in trouble.
Cat Noir: Please, let me do the puns red…
Now distracted, she use her whip to launch him in the air to her jumping in the air hitting him multiple times to grabbing armor from the wall slamming it against him. Then he barley get out pulling out his claws striking her with her blocking the attack each times until she use Lullaby, but instead he jump into the walls to flip over time attack slamming her body through the floor.
Cat Noir: Definitely remove one of her nine lives.
He about to leave when he heard something from the floor.
Ann: No, this is not how this end, I will do it for Shiho, I will do it for my team, I will do it for Akira! Perona!!!
Cat Noir: Look like I have to take the rest of her eight… (Now he is avoiding bullets when it stop.) Look like you missed.
Ann: Did I.
Cat Noir look at the floor to see that the bullet cause a hole all around on in the floor that the wooden boards collapsed with him falling down the floor into the next room below seeing that Ann have her Hecate.
Cat Noir: Doesn’t make a different, still going to lose rest of her eight lives.
He use Catalysm that so powerful that it destroy her whip with it.
Ann: No, this is impossible.
Cat Noir: What about we end it.
With all his power, he rush in to keep slashes her with every strikes ripping in her cloth with blood pouring out so fast it look like a blur.
Cat Noir: You may act fur-midable, but you’re not as powerful as me.
And he about to strike against her when Hecate use her dogs that start attacking him biting her with Ann getting up using Diarahan that completely heal her.
Cat Noir: Who are you!
Ann: You, but better!
With that Hecate charge up next magic attack with Concentrate to using Blazing Hell that surrounded him with flames that just left his staff on the floor.
Ann: Look like another one bite the dust!
Conculsion[]
Boomstick: Look like Ann burn him, quite literally and figuratively.
Wiz: Being a close match, from able to dodge attacks faster than speed of light to that he is stronger with more feats. Ann steal others.
Boomstick: She have way more abilities to heal herself and do damage to him with him only having one that will make him only have minutes till he turn back to normal.
Wiz: While he should be comparable to ladybug who fought who fought Cat Blanc who have power of casting the explosion equal to Multi-Glaxy explosion. She have taken attacks from God of control who merged reality and cognitive together. Making him above universe power. And that there she survive bang bang challenge explosion that destroy a galaxy with her not being at max power.
Boomstick: To having weapons for long and short distance and power to heal herself. It look like he meet his un-fur-tunate ending!
Wiz: The winner is Ann Takamaki!
Next Time on Death[]
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