Description[]
Buffy/Angel vs Gargoyles, these night dwellers may seem monstrous, but at their heart they’re just as human as anyone else, maybe even more so, they may only be living in the modern times thanks to a curse, but they’ve truly become heroes of the city, and even the world, so when these brooding protectors face off, will it be the creator of Angel Investigations, or the leader of the Manhattan clan to win this brawl.
Intro[]
Sheldon: tell me, what does it truly mean to be a true monster, is it the way you act, or is it what species you are?
Sans: I find this question offensive.
Sheldon: oh… sorry.
Deadpool: anyway, it’s time for a battle of hot, brooding monster heroes.
Sheldon:… Hot?
Deadpool: uhhhh yeah, that’s something just about everyone can agree on.
Sheldon: sigh, this intro isn’t going the way I wanted it to at all.
Sans: you’re goddamn right it ain’t, I’m Sans and they’re Sheldon and Deadpool, and it’s our job to analyse their stats, abilities and experience to figure out who would win…
All: A DEATH BATTLE!
Angel, vampire with a soul[]
Sans: our story begins way back in 1753 in Ireland, a rather drunk man known as Liam had attracted the attention of Darla, who was rather interested in him, mostly due to his looks, and Liam returned the affection greatly, to the point of following her right into an alleyway… where he was then bitten… because she was a vampire.
Deadpool: but he didn’t die, no, instead he himself had been sired into a vampire by her, and with that, the deadliest duo of vampires to rock the world had joined, creating chaos, committing mass slaughter, these two lovers were unstoppable as Liam became the soulless monster known as Angelus.
Sheldon: as a vampire, he obviously possessed strength and speed far beyond that of any normal human, as well as several other powers like regeneration and, well, fangs to drink blood with, but he didn’t just become so feared because of that, if he did then all the vampires would have been, no he became feared because of just how ruthless and evil he was with these abilities.