Mandela catalogue vs Smile tapes vs Chimpy chimpa's vs Monument Mythos vs FNaF VHS! Analog's greatest monsters will be going head to head! Who will win? The child kidnapper, the type three monster, the possesed animatronic, the goverment project, or the child murderer?
Let's find out![]
Ezra: the Intruder, the sneaky child kidnapper of the mandela catalogue.
Luke: The Smiler. The soulless monster of the smile tapes.
Carter: Chimpy chimpa, the animatronic with many souls inside of it.
Lucky: Freedom, the 19 foot tall statue with vengence on it's mind.
Leila: William afton, the man who always come back.
Carter: These five have shown that horror is childs play to them, when they are the scariest people the internet has ever known. But when they all go head to head, who will ultimately win? Let's find out!
Lucky: He's Ezra, that man Luke, over there is Leila next to me is Carter, and I'M Lucky!
Ezra: And it's our job to anaylse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win...
A DEATH BATTLE!
The intruder[]
Ezra: imagine a world, where heaven and hell are real, and Satan himself has sent monsters to kill you dead. Well that's what the humans in the mandela catalogue have to deal with.
Ezra: Well, that's not all: A shape shifting body snatcher called 6 AKA the Intruder is another one of your concerns. And OH BOY, does he show it!
Ezra: he has a multitude of powers, such as Multipresence, where he can appear in multiple places at once, technology manipulation, teleportation through tv's and mirrors, invisibility, sound replication, and possibly more.
Ezra: But ALL of his powers pail in comparison to his ultimate power: M.A.D. This stands for metaphysical awarness disorder. Essentially, he tells the victim that they are meaningless in the face of the universe, and make them kill themselves, and 97% of people die from this. The ONLY way you can avoid this? You have to actively search for the meaning of the universe.
Ezra: Plus, he's no slouch. he's kidnapped THOUSANDS of children without being detected, drove multiple people to insanity, and is comparable to the alternates, who dodged a bullet! Or tanked a bullet. BUT: Another Alternate did tank a bullet, so that's that!
Ezra: Plus, he can scale to the likes of the Alternates, who can once again scale to the likes of their boss: Satan, who can match the power of GOD.
Ezra: becuase remember, this is the universe where god and the devil do exist, so it makes since, and from that, that would mean that the Intruder can scale to god. God was powerful enough to create the entire world!
Ezra: So, he logically went after the poor humans, mentally abusing them, but that just brings the question: Why is he stealing children out of their beds of their room? Well, Matpat says that he's making an army to stop the alternates, so...
Ezra: But he ain't perfect. He has little combat experience, and he tends to manipulate and drives his opponets to insanity, instead of just outright killing them.
Ezra: Yet despite his flaws, the Intruder is deadly beyond belief, and if you cross paths with him, you best believe that there isn't enough room for the two of you.
The smiler[]
Luke: Drugs. We all hate them, and while some are good, the majority are bad. But there is one specific kind of drug that lives in the Smile tapes universe, called the jester.
Luke: There being three varients of this deadly disease. The first is varient A, which makes people go bald, have an insane smile, causes a physical and mental deterioration, making people go nuts.
Luke: You'll be lucky if you get type B - benign. Type B's effects are very minimal, and doesn't make their victim go batshit insane, but they are still dangerious, as they could spread the spores.
Luke: Not so bad right? Well, if you get type three, your a goner. Type three makes people go insane, and want to muder anybody, and spread their dangerious spores around.
Luke: BUT: That's not all. They have hightened senses, which shows when one Smiler heard a man running away, despite not seeing him in the first place. They also have inhuman strength and stamina, which makes since, since the same Smiler managed to chase a human all the way back to their apartment, then proceeded to break down their door, which was locked.
Luke: the average lock is made of stainless steel, which has a strength of 90,068.4 psi. SO, in order for the Smiler to break down the door, he must be hitting with 40 tons of tnt.
Luke: they also have a bullet proof exterior, which is important, since the explosion that launches the bullet out of the gun is around 50,00 psi, or 22 tons of tnt.
Luke: Plus, they've been outright stated to have no souls, so they won't care who they have to kill.
Luke: they were a threat to the entire world, one Smiler managed to kick down a door in three hits, and they became the stuff of nightmares.
Luke: BUT: Don't worry: there is a way to stop them. First up: fire.
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Luke: yep. Just like Frankenstein of the olden days, these suckers are severly weak against fire. Infact, one human managed to kill the bullet proof Smiler, with a makeshift flamethrower.
Luke: Plus: He's batshit insane, and not stealthy. At all, due to his demonic laughter.
Luke: but despite this, if you ever come face to face with one of these suckers, and don't have fire on hand, you better hope that either hell or heaven will let you in.
Chimpy chimpa[]
Carter: Fast food diners. Everybody loves them, and some even have their own mascots! But you would not be very happy, if you saw the Chimpy Chimpa animatronic.
Carter: This bad boy is likely made of of steel, condisering that it could crush human skulls with it's mouth, and shrug off multiple guns shots. And, get this: This was the outdated version! But now then, this bad boy is actually possesed!
Carter: but not by your average human, but by a demon straight from hell, who strives on visual contact, becoming stronger when people look at him.
Carter: Plus, he isn't just your average animatronic, since when it was destroyed, it just put it's head on the updated animatronic, and he became very stronk!
Carter: he can steal people's souls, host hundreds of souls in it's body, freaking teleport, crush people' skulls with it's massive jaws, manipulate technology, despite at the time, being knocked out, and he can even manipulate reality, as shown when he ctrl + alt + deleted an entire house out of existence, then copy pasted his old resturant back into reality!
Carter: Plus, he can scale to older version of himself, who could blitz a human before he could react. The average human can react in 0.2 Deciseconds, which is one tenth of a second! And this speed does indeed carry onwards towards the big animatronic, since he attacked a police officer before he could react, and killed a human before he reacted!
Carter: Plus, he teleports, really freaking fast! We're talking faster than it takes for a ligthbulb to flicker, or mach 9!
Carter: BUT: He isn't flawless. First off, while his body has the durability of titanium, his eyes are it's weak points. Remember, it feeds off negative energy, and requires visual contact to survive. destroy it's eyes? Destroy him. Or rather, temporarilly knock him out.
Carter: this exact strategy was used, and was effectively against him, kncoking him out both times. BUT: A massive amount of negative energy can bring him back alive.
Carter: Yet despite his flaws, Chimpy Chimpa will never rest, when their is negative energy about, and nothing will stop him from world domination.
Freedom[]
Lucky: The year, was 1858. Thomas Crawford was planning on making a statue called freedom, to repersent liberty itself on the tippity top of the capital building. Well, he decided to not use normal material for one thing: Her sword.
Lucky: Instead he travelled to egypt to obtain a special matterial called Giza glass, which sounds like a kind of glass used in drinking glass. Anyway, things were going great, when he accidentally cut his finger. But it didn't bleed, and he still felt his finger, and with enough concentration, he could actually move it! So he chopped his body parts, and put himself inside of Freedom, possesing it.
Lucky: Then Thomas's family noticed that Freedom had Thomas's eyes, and this freaked out her mother, making her yell "She has his eyes!" Which made Nina run away, and onto the boat that Freedom was going onto, for some reason.
Lucky: Shenanigans ensured, and in the end, Freedom grabbed and yoinked Nina into a deep forest, before killing her, and stuffing her into the suit.
Lucky: Freedom is a 19 foot women based on Columbia, who's made of steel, so to break it, you would need to hit with 35 tons of tnt to destroy steel, and that would count towards her shield.
Lucky: And of course: her sword. It's made of Giza glass, a special sword that cuts people up, but they still live!
Lucky: She's strong enough to chop down trees in one slice, and move SO FAST, she accidentally started multiple forest fires. In order to do this, she would have to be moving at around mach 4. That's twice as fast as a bullet!
Lucky: And she was even capable of fighting on par with Air force one angel, a being SO STRONG, she completely vaporised a bunker with what scientists called "possibly the most powerful heat ray ever built." Hell, even the scientists said that that the blast removed Rockwell from reality. And a bunker is strong enough to survive several hundred psi.
Lucky: So, let's say that that was the stongest bunker in the world, meaning that airforce angel must be striking with around 8 tons of tnt!
Lucky: but she isn't perfect. First off: She's very big, meaning that's it's gonna be tough for her to dodge attacks. And her sword. It slices people, but it doesn't kill them. That's a BIG disadvantage against somebody who could regenerate.
Lucky: yet despite her flaws, Freedom will never... Well, she is technically dead, so...
"Arrives the tight-knit wooden ship. The plaster body is absent. Instead, a tall wounded woman sleeping in its vessel, donning a helmet, wrapped in a robe, clutching a sword and a damaged shield. Overheard a conversation with the captain. A violent conflict with Freedom at the port in Gibraltar. They tell me, "Inside her is the plaster." And I walk away, silently believing Freedom craved liberation so terribly, she tried to take it for herself. But off the ship, she was dragged away. Freedom, locked up. Freedom, in chains. They tell me I have to take It out of her. So hook, rope, and peel. When it was done, Freedom stood motionless, Freedom stood still. I see the final bronze woman, and I feel as if, maybe even hope, she is only dormant now, and will awaken again."
William afton[]
Leila: The year was 1993, and the Freddy Fazbear company were trying to give it's self a new face, after a unfortunate aciddent. The head of the company was William afton. But he had a terrible secret.
Leila: his son was the victim of the infamous bite of 87. And he would have taken his rage out on the person who caused it, AKA his second son Michael afton, but he would have gotten caught. So, instead he took his anger out on five brats who "Deserved it." These kids became the five animatronics that haunted the five suits: Freddy, Foxy, Bonnie, Chica and Golden Freddy.
Leila: But these animatronics were going to struggle, if they tried to take down Afton. Afton is shocking strong. He can tear apart the animatronics with his bare hands. The animatronics are usually made of steel, which means that he must be ripping and tearing with 35 tons of tnt. Plus, he's fast enough to catch Foxy, who could move at 29 mph.
Leila: he can shank people with his knife, blind people with his flashlight and smack the crap out of them with Springlock crank. Speaking of the springlocks, he is smart enough to create the animatronics, springlock costumes, and countless animatronics.
Leila: And then there is the cream of his arsenal: The springlock costume. This gives him his 35 ton durability, and he's incredible tough, likely being capable of crushing somebody's skull, which would take around 3,000 newtons.
Leila: Plus, he tanked the springlock's crushing him. There are 10 springlocks in total. two on both arms, two on each leg, one on the back, and one directly behind the head. So he's getting stabbed literally everywhere!
Leila: but he ain't perfect. First up: Two much speratic movement will set the springlocks off, and he's still human. So before he enters the suit, he can die from being shot, stabbed burned, chopped in half, etc.
leila: Despite his flaws... I can't say anything nice about him.
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"What's the matter, foxy? I thought you wanted an audience?"
Pre-fight[]
Carter: all right, the combatants are set!
Luke: So, who do you think is going to win?
Ezra: Probably Chimpy.
Leila: nah, Freedom's got this.
Lucky: The smiler has this, easily!
Carter: but let's see who's right, right now-
IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE ROYALE!
Fight[]
The town, that used to be so bustering and full of life, was now a desert waste land. The once full streets now would be lucky for their to be a car driving down it. Right in the centre of the center of the city was a statue, that towered over the smaller buildings. It was called Freedom.
Suddenly, a nearby tv turned on for a second, then turned off. Then turned on, then off, Then on, and stayed on. And from out of the tv came 6 AKA the intruder.He stepped out, and looked around, before walking out of the house, and into the centre of the city. He had found a mysterious letter telling him to go to the center of the city.
Suddenly, he noticed a big box just standing there. The same box suddenly burst open, and from the box, came Chimpy Chimpa. he looked around, and only saw the intruder, and if he could smile, he would. This would be easy...
Suddenly, demonic laughter, that even caugth the two off guard. This was The smiler. He looked at the people, who would soon become happy. Suddenly, another door was opened, and out came William afton. He was working on a new animatronic, when he was distrubed by the noises outside.
The four monsters looked around, not quite sure what to do, when a voice boomed out from the sky.
"William afton."
These words made the purple guy jump. It had been a while since anybody had called him by name.
"Chimpy chimpa."
This made the animatronic look up towards the sky. The last time somebody called him by name, was atleast a few weeks ago.
"6"
Now the child snatcher look up in the sky. How did somebody know his name?
"Smiler"
This caused the snarling smiler to look up into the sky. That was the phrase the unhappy called him and the happy.
"And Freedom."
This actually caused everyone to look around, uncertainly. "Who is freedom? Are you sure they are here?" Willima afton called up.
"You must particapate. I know you can move. So GET UP!"
Suddenly, the entire statue stood up staight, and held the sword and shield by it's side. This caused 6 and Afton to jump away, the Smiler to stop laughing for a second, and for Chimpy to step back two steps. The statue was ALIVE!
"You have all been brought here for my pleasure. To fight to the death. Only one will walk out of here alive." The voice said.
The five looked around, before the Intruder actually called up: "What happens if we refuse?"
"Then, you DIE."
(Cue horrors greatest monsters)
Afton decided quickly in his head what to do. Fight, possible win, possible die OR refuse to fight, and immediately die. Yeah, he'd rather fight. And from the look on the others faces, they had also decided.
William afton pulled out his knife. The smiler also pulled out a knife he pulled from the house he had came from. Chimpy balled his hands into fists. Freedom got into a fighting stance, while the Smiler just laughed manically, and charged at the closest person!
Fight!
Who just happened to be Freedom knocking her to the ground while William afton and the Smiler clashed, as Chimpy debated which fight to interupt. The Smiler bashed Freedom repeatedly over the face, until he got knocked into a wall VIA Freedoms shield. He quickly got up, and hit the shield hard enough to make a dent.
The insane smiler quickly jumped ontop of the shield, and repeatedly smacked the living statue, until she grabbed him and threw him into a street light, but the insane killer just ripped the street light, and the two engaged with a sword vs street light.
Speaking of which, William and 6 were fighting, knife v knife. William made a wide swing at the intruder, but he ducked and countered with two slices. William blocked one slice, but the other grazed his Sholder as he groaned in pain, and kicked the Intruder right in the gut, and he spun around so he could stab 6, but The intruder ducked and elbowed the man behind the slaughter in the face.
William stumbled backwards, before grabbing a sewer grate, and chucking it at the child kidnapper. Good news: It didn't hit 6 in the face, where Afton was aiming. Bad news: It hit him square in the guts, causing him to drop his knife. Seeing this as an opening, William charged forward, and rasied his knife...
Only for something to bash into him, deffinetly breaking something in him. "What the fuck?" Afton asked, as he realised that the smiler had landed on him. The smiler, not realising he had landed on afton, he quickly bounded back at Libert, who Captain America bashed the drug user out of the sky, and into a nearby building.
Which of course, allowed Chimpy to teleport behind the giant statue, and begin beating it senseless. While Afton was watching this chain of events, he suddenly got stabbed right in the back by the Intruder!
"AHHHHH!" Afton yelled, before kicking the Intruder into a car, denting it. 6 groaned, and got up, and just managed to barrel-roll out of the way as the afton kicked right where the Intruder's face was a second ago. He turned around to face the intruder...
But he wasn't there.
William was confused, but thought that he ran away, and ran after to join the fight. Speaking of which, Chimpy bit down on the giant statues head, but the statue bashed the robot with her shield, sending him flying away, but he managed to break into a tumble roll, and stick the landing, riping a stop sign out of the ground, and engaging in a stop sign VS sword duel against Freedom.
Which lasted a surprisingly long time, as Freedom's size made it difficult for it to dodge Chimpy's attacks, while Chimpy was struggling to bring the statue down. Suddenly, a man went flying into the 18+ foot statue, making it stumble, and said man went flying through a full ass brick wall, into a house.
That was man was William, who groaned and pulled himself up, until he noticed that the Smiler AKA the man who threw him into a wall, was dashing at the building he was in!
William: This man is determind, I'll give him them.
The purple guy quickly dashed further into the building,as the insane killer gave chase, before slowing down, and looking around. He realised that many chains were hanging from the roof, some had hooks on them, others didn't. He nearly tripped over a animatronic leg, as he noticed multiple dismembered animatronics spread around the place.
The drug user cautiously stepped through the building, as he began to sniff for William...
Who just so happened to be above him. Being right above him, William lept down, metal pole in hand, as he prepeared to kill the Smiler...!
Only for the Smiler to take a BIG sniff, and sniff out the oil on William, which allowed for him to jump out of the way, and kick afton in the ribs, sending him flying into some animatronics.
Afton ripped a hook off of one of them, and stabbed the Smiler in the side, causing him to roar in pain, as he grabbed afton's head, bashed it into a table, threw him into a wall, before grabbing his leg, and yeeting him into more animatronics.
Suddenly, afton jumped out, wearing the spring bonnie suit, and when the insane killer tried to punch him in the face, he instead brusied his fist doing so. While comedically shaking it, afton grabbed him, and yeeted him through a wall and back into the room of chains. Afton walked after him, and looked around, wondering where the insane killer...
Only to suddenly get a chair to the back of the head. This was followed up by multiple punches, before kicking him into a wall. Afton began to panic, as he felt the spring locks began to weaken around him, but he couldn't exit as he got continuiously smacked around by the Smiler. However, afton managed to grab a knife from a side, and stab it deep into the Smilers side, making him yell in pain as he fell onto the ground.
Afton grabbed the Smiler's face, and grabbed a hook, and was fully prepared to smash the Intruder's face into the hook...!
Had the springlocks not gone off at that moment. Afton scream in pain, as he wriggled in pain, as if struck by lightning. The smiler used this to break free of afton's grip, and, grabbing him by the throat, slamming his face onto the chain!
Afton yelled in pain, but only for a few seconds, before going limp, blood poaring out of his wounds. The laughed at the dead face the man behind the slaughter.
KO!
William afton down!
Four combatants left!
Suddenly, the entire body of the Freedom went flying into the building, curtesy of Chimpy, but she quickly grabbed him, and began to crush him, but the smiler intervined by jumping onto her back, and repeatedly bashing her.
This forced her to reach behind her, and after a little bit of swinging and jumpign around the statues body, FREEDOMFALLER managed to grab the drug user. She began to crush the two, and no matter how hard the others struggled, they couldn't break free...
Until The possesed statue began to feal weird, suddenly, she began to disappear! She let out one strangled scream before desintergrating into nothing, VIA Chimpy the Chimpa.
KO!
FREEDOM elimintaed!
3 combatants remaning!
The animatronic and drug user fell to the ground, but Chimpy grabbed the drug user, and looked him dead in the eyes, tryign to take his soul...
But to no avail.
This confused the animatronic, which allowed the smiler to kick the animatronic in the chest, sending him spralling, but he managed to right himself, and the two locked hands, trying to push the other back, before the Smiler kneed the robot in the face, and tackling him into a wall.
The drug user launched a one-two punch, before attempting a axe like strike on the animatronic, but the robot managed to block, and grab his jaw, tearing if clean off!
The Smiler roared in pain, before punching a hole clean into the discount Ermac's chest, making them both stumble backwards. However, the Animatronic got up, and walked towards the Insane killer, picked him up, and placed his head in his jaws!
The Smiler squirmed and squiggled, desperetly trying to get out, when-
CRUNCH.
His head was turned into tomato soup, and his limp body fell to the ground. The Smiler laughed out loud, as he repeatedly stomped on the body of the dead drug dealer, and laughing repeatedly.
KO!
The Smiler is eliminated!
2 combatants eliminated!
The haunted animatronic laughed out loud, until HIS vision began to get blurry, and he began to shake speratically, as the final member of the brawl, the Intruder finally stepped from the shadows.
The Animatronic stumbled backwards, before the Intruder stabbed him clean in his shoulders, taking his arm clean off, as Chimpy roared, as the Intruder grabbed his face, and starred deep into his eyes, right into his soul... Souls.
6: "Nobody is coming to help you! Nobody knows where you are! Nobody knows. Do you understand?"
The Haunted animatronic looked him back in his eyes, before responding.
Chimpy: You think you are powerful?
This confused the intruder, until he felt his life beginning to get dragged away, as Chimpy stole his soul, the green mist that represembled his soul was sucked into the infinite well of souls that Chimpy has.
Chimpy: We are many, you are only one.
With this final remark, Chimpy crushed the Intruders head with his mouth, before throwing it away, and roaring into the sky with victory.
Mysterious voice: "Congradulations, Chimpy the chimpa. You are the winner, and you can leave."
A golden door appeared, and the beaten, battered and brusied Chimpy, limped through the door, as it closed behind him.
KO!
Result[]
Luke: DAMMIT!
Ezra: YES! Told you Chimpy was gonna win!
Leila: I think I'm going to be sick over how much blood there was.
Carter: Me to!
Lucky: While those two are busy getting sick, we will explain the results. While almost everybody here had a good chance of winning, Chimpy just had the best odds of succes.
Ezra: Everybody? Well, not everybody. See: William Afton was doomed for failure. He may have been tied for strongest, and he was the smartest... He was just too human.
Carter: Right. He didn't have any powers or special abilites, which quickly doomed him, and sure he had the springlock suit, but it only killed him faster, as he couldn't move around as much, so the other combatants could just throw him around until the springlocks went off.
Leila (Visibly looking sick): Next down was a shocker: Freedom. Yeah, she was the biggest, and could easily ragdoll everybody around, but she was NOT physically strong in the slightest, as her best feats of strength were chopping trees in half, while the likes of Chimpy, Afton and the Smiler could break Steel with their bear hands.
Luke: Plus, Chimpy could just Ctrl-alt-delete her from existence, or steal her soul! And The Smiler could just break her in half, and while The haunted statue did have her Giza glass, it didn't mean much against 2 people who were just to stronger and haxy for her to deal with.
Ezra: Well, that and she couldn't even hurt them, and one of them was a freaking robot! Plus, GG doesn't even kill people, just slices them into peices that they could still move, so they could still theoretically fight back!
Carter: Finally, Smiler vs Chimpy. These two were dead even in strength, durability and powers. Both could shrug off bullets, break steel with their bare hands, and Chimpy could delete people from reality, teleport and steal souls, while the Smiler had inhuman strength and stamina, and bulletproof skin.
Lucky: Smiler did have a few edges over the haunted animatronic, such as the fact that he was technically more durable, via being bullet proof, and he also had no soul, so Chimpy couldn't just yoink away his soul and call it a day, so he was going to have to work for this kill.
Ezra: But Chimpy still had teleportation, which gave him a big mobility edge, and he still had his reality manipulation, which could easily bypass the durability edge, and this allowed him to pull ahead off the Smiler, especially once you realise that Chimpy is quite smart, and the Smiler is Batshit insane.
Leila: And finally, the Intruder. He had the best advantage: The fact that he could teleport through reality, so he could just wait out the entire fight until Chimpy was left, and he had the edge in powers.
Luke: He could make people go insane, teleport through technology and windows, shapeshift and mimick voices, make people feel incredible fear, mimic sounds, such as a dead cat, and breka people's wills.
Lucky: But the thing is, none of these powers would have helped him defeat Chimpy, since he had the worst strength, durability and speed, and sure, he could fuck around with technology, we haven't seen him straight up hack one, especially a haunted one.
Ezra: And Chimpy's powers, while not as many, were still the most powerful, since there was nothing stopping him from stealing his soul, or deleating him from reality, or crushing his skull with his giant mouth!
Carter: In the end, despite everybody giving it their all, Chimpy just had the pure strength, destructive powers, and speed to win this battle royale.
Leila: This was one terrifying bout, but after an insane battle, Chimpy proved that he was the king of fright.
The winner, is Chimpy the Chimpa.
