Introduction[]
Two fighters crated for a nefarious goal with the power to spin like a ball to incredible strength. Now they fight against alien threats with their family, even known for being small. They carry a big punch in battle.
Beginning[]
Cue: Wiz and Boomstick
Lumine: Hello everyone, welcome to Death Battle. We’re the new host for the channel.
Paimon: And what better to start than two characters who was created for a super evil plan but change to protect their family. Showing that even small, they can take down any threats to the planet.
lumine: Like Amethyst, the shapeshifter member of the crystal Gem.
Paimon: And Stitch, experiment 626.
Lumine: I’m the traveler and she is Paimon.
Paimon: And it times to figure out who will win in Death Battle.
Amethyst[]
Cue: Steven Universe || “The Ball” - Orchestral Cover
Lumine: Across the universe is a world where humanoid gems rule over the planet calling its home world. Once a kingdom where the three diamonds authority rule over as the rest of the gems put in caste system. Meaning the gems have destine roles and place in society.
Paimon: Wait, you’re saying that they must live their lives by the way others think. That is sad, so what happen next?
Lumine: With their goals to reach perfection in their society, they would establish colonies in different planets as they create new gems and take all the resources until it dry out.
Paimon: As they use super high machines to explore outer space, they would set eyes on the planet earth. It seem bleak for the world, but there a super awesome team ready to stop them calling themselves the Crystal gems.
Lumine: They’re rebels being lead by rose quartz where they plan to save the planet from being use by the gems at home world.
Paimon: You can’t spell “I” in team.
Lumine: What about “me”
Paimon: You know what paimon mean. From garnet, pearl, Steven, and many more to the team. It seem like they could stop anyone in their path.
Lumine: But don’t forget one of the member with the power to transform for a quick victory, while the most carefree of the group, she would defend her home from any threat.
Paimon: Her name is Amethyst, the purple Puma.
Amethyst: Yeah, yeah, don't forget: reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed. That's just what makes me so awesome!
Cue: 1 Hour Of Steven Universe Music - Best Relaxing Instrumental Compilation
Lumine: Unlike the rest of the Crystal gems where they come from home world, she was made on the planet earth for the project Kindergarten.
Paimon: Who would call it project Kindergarten?
Lumine: Well, it was a project where they try to colonize the planet wheee certain areas will become places to create the gems for battle. From the prime Kindergarten, she would emerge from the area five hundreds years later after the gems fled from the planet. Being overcook, she become much smaller than the other gems like her. Explains why she is smaller than the rest of her gems.
Paimon: Without anyone to help her, she would play with the rocks until she was found by Rose Quartz, and was taken care by the Crystal gems. Learning about their gem history and how to… fuse? What that.
Lumine: It’s where two gems fuse together to become a new gem to gain new abilities by using the power of dance.
Paimon: Okay, you’re pulling my leg now. How can dancing fuse two people together.
Lumine: But living gems doesn’t confuse you. I bet Albedo want to learn more about them.
Paimon: Good point, with four thousand years pass as she learn how to control her powers and getting into crazy situations. There few things that can stop her.
Cue: Steven Universe: Save The Light OST BATTLE!
Lumine: Being a gem being, she have enhance body where she can jump higher or run faster even people in peak form. While they don’t need to breathe, drink water, or eat as they get their energy from the sun. She still enjoy eating food.
Paimon: Just like Sayu, she can roll up like a ball and spin across the battlefield that she can hone in on her foes. I wonder if she have ninja training like Sayu.
Lumine: I’m sure she didn’t gain experience from ninja to do that, but she did learn different martial arts with wrestling being the highlight. And to turn into her purple puma form, she have the power of shape shifting that allow her to turn into anything.
Paimon: Wait really, she can turn into anything!
Lumine: Yes. From animals to even a small car, there’re few things she can’t transform.
Paimon: Even a plate of Sticky honey roast.
Lumine: I don’t think so because that her gem will not grow with her. Even with that limit, she can use her powers to regrow limbs in battle to using her hair to slice through any objects.
Paimon: Wow, she even an expert with the whip where she can trap foes to slicing objects in halve. It even come with a frail in future episodes.
Lumine: And finally she can ignite her whip with purple energy combine with her spine for a flaming ball full of speed and destruction. She should be comparable to the rest of the gems who are able to dodge lasers.
Paimon: How fast are light?
Lumine: They can travel at speed of Mach 874,030.
Paimon:… What is a Mach?
Lumine: Oh… Then 83,000,000 times faster than you.
Paimon: Wow, that’s fast.
Lumine: Strong as Steven when he was able to lift the gem injector while at his weaken state or 275 kilotons.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:AbaddonTheDisappointment/Peridot%27s_Pod_Crashes
Paimon: And finally comparable to Pearl who was able to piece Peridot escape ship twice with need energy of 500 kilotons of TNT. As long her gem doesn’t crack, she can fight a long battle.
Lumine: While she have done many feats, enough damage to her gem will revert her back to her gem form where is weak to attack. In the show, she would have difficult times handling with feeling like she was the weakest part of the group as she try to compete with others. She would even try to beat Jasper many times but fail every one.
Paimon: But with the help from her friends to talking with the others Amethysts from home world make her feel more comfortable with herself that she even help other gems to find their purpose in life.
Lumine: Either in her wrestling form, animal, or her normal self in battle. You may always count on her to help her team no matter what.
Amethyst: In the ring, nobody can tell me what to do! And if they try, I HIT 'EM IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR!
Stitch[]
Cue: Alan Silvestri - Experiment 626 [Lilo & Stitch Soundtrack]
Lumine: In the cold space, there was a mad scientist name Jumba Jookiba from the planet called Quelte Quan. After graduating from evil genius university with his lab partner Jacques von Hämsterviel.
Paimon: I bet Doctor Harbingers went there for his degree.
Lumine: And what is better than to use your degree than to start a business called “Jokes on You” and create experiments for nefarious goals. The first being shrink that have the power to shrink objects.
Paimon: Then for the rest of the 25 years they create many more experiments from being able to skip time by 10 seconds, one that can bring either good or bad luck, and one that is good at making sandwiches.
Lumine: They were able to create over 600 experiments when Jumba being one of the greatest scientist in metamorphosis was invited by Galaxy Defense Industries to become lead scientist as he use Hämsterviel funding to make more experiments.
Paimon: As stated by Jamba,” cheat Jumba, embarrass Jumba, steal from Jumba, and finally, fink on Jumba to Galactic Federation.” What does fink means?
Lumine: Most likely tell the galaxy defenses industry that Jumba was making illegal experiments.
Paimon: So you’re saying that that Hamsterwheel…
Hämsterviel: Hamsterviel! It is Hamsterviel!
Paimon: Yeah, he tattletale them that he was creating illegal experiments in his lab, so guess he was arrested by the Galactic Federation. As he stand trial for creating each experiments, they bring out one of the most dangerous out from them.
Lumine: Made for bring chaos to the entire galaxy as he is very strong, indestructible, intelligent, and very mischievous.
Paimon: While made for being evil, with the help of family, he can be more than evil experiment. His name being Stitch. Experiment 626.
Cue: Alan Silvestri - Escape [Lilo & Stitch Soundtrack]
Lumine: By using the genes from the six deadliest predators in the galaxy, he was created to mass destructions as he is attracted to large cities. From there he would clog all the sewers pipes, reverse street signs, and steal everyone left shoes.
Paimon: Are you sure he is creating a deadly experiment, it sound like more of a prankster. And look, how could a cute thing be that dangerous.
Lumine: Well, he was able to escape from the detention cell by using his wits and to steal one of the police cruiser as he make his big escape. Traveling to planet Earth, he would about to bring destruction to the world when he was distracted by a frog to being run over by many trucks.
Paimon: When he was taken to the local dog shelter even not looking like a dog.
Lumine: Then there was Lilo Pelekai, a Hawaiian girl who is an orphan girl who lose her parents in a car crash. Now being taken care by her sister, she would have difficult time with the other girls bullying her.
Paimon: And with teacher with a backbone of a hydro slime to being taken away by the child service. She is dealing with a lot of stress.
Lumine: And what better than owning a pet. Knowing the Galactic Federation would be once his trail, he retracted his two harms to disguise as a dog.
Paimon: Being adopted, he can use her as a hostage to Lilo teaching him how to be good, and he also learn the meaning of ohana. ohana means family, and family means no one is left behind. Guess it means we’re ohana.
Lumine: That is certainly correct. No matter what, we’re going have more adventures.
Paimon: Yay!
Cue: Elvis Presley - A Little Less Conversation (Audio)
Lumine: As one of the most powerful experiment, he have very dense body allowing him to survive many attacks from explosions, heavy hits, plasma balls, and even electric attacks.
Paimon: Wait a minute, he can even survive the volcano explosion!
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Arrogant_Schmuck/Lilo_%26_Stitch:_Storm_Dispersal_Recalc
Lumine: That not even his best one, when facing against the other experiment with one being called Slushy who was able to cover the entire Kauai Island. With that diameter of 33 miles, it would take energy of 31 Gigatons of energy.
Paimon: I don’t know what a gigaton is, but that sound impressive.
Lumine: Next his intelligence, with the brain storage of 300 PB. That’s is over 300,000 more than average human brain. Explain how he could think faster than supercomputer. The same computers from super advance society.
Paimon: From being able to roll like a ball to having super senses to see in the dark, he have venomous spines on his back. Wait a minute, are you sure were talking about the same character? He seem so fluffy.
Lumine: Look at this, Klee is also very adorable, but she have the power to set the entire mountain on fire.
Paimon: Good point, well he is able to use any weapons from chainsaws to his plasma guns.
Lumine: Stitch is also able to lift 3,000 times his own weight or 180 tons. But one ounce more and he wouldn’t be able to lift anymore.
Paimon: Reacting to plasma bolts, getting 62.7% of his body drain with only effect being dehydration, and being as powerful of his durability. How didn’t he set destruction to the city while stealing people left shoe?
Lumine: It all because of being on an island, with his very dense body, his body would sink to the very bottom. Even it’s this weakness, he would rescue many of his cousins with his family from the villains despite being made with evil intention.
Paimon: Showing that no matter in your genes, you can change to save the day with your Ohana.
Stitch: Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind.
Pre-Death Battle[]
paimon: We have seen enough to know who will win.
Lumine: With two small heroes are ready to rock and roll.
Paimon: It times for Death Battle!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48vYjsfu1Uc&t=179s
Once again, welcome to the next episode, and today the battle will take place on the island of Kauai on the beaches. The water was clear as you can see the many sea creatures from the sea turtles, many colorful fishes, and the seagulls flying in the sky. At the beach, many people from all over the world are enjoying their time at the beach with some surfing in the waves to others building sandcastles. However, in the trees a few mile away was a Crystal warp pad with a burst of light from it, and from the warp pad was amethyst wearing sunglasses to flower necklace. She was able to sneak off to take a break on the Hawaiian islands as the rest of the members are spring cleaning where she take a stroll on the forest path to the beach as she carry a picnic bag.
amethyst: Look like I’m in the clear. Now it time for relaxation. Let see Pearl finding me this time.
Walking on the sands, she pull out sun umbrella with a chair to relax on the beach as the people look on wondering what she is. But with the experiments they seen, they would go back to having fun in the sun just as amethyst take a seat on the chair to pulling out a giant tub of ice cream to enjoy. However in the distance, you can spot Stitch riding on the toy tricycle as he read the newspaper, licking the snow cone, and dodging the people with little effort. It was going smooth until a seagull swoop down grabbing his snow cone that he panic tannin he into amethyst chair launching both into the air. Fall down to the ground in pain, stitch get up first to see a tub of ice cream now cover in sand.
Stitch: Ohh.
Without a second thought, he start to munch on the ice cream before amethyst shaken off the hit to see a blue creature eating her ice cream.
amethyst: Hey, that was mine you…. Whatever you are. Just get some else where.
It was weird looking creature that she never seen before, looking like a weird dog, she pull out her whip just in case if the worst case happen.
amethyst: Just drop the ice cream and walk away.
For the perceptive of stitch who is wondering was she is from. She certainly wasn’t a human nor could be created by Jumba in his lab. The only option he thought is her being one of the minion for Hämsterviel to steal all of his cousins, so coming up with a plan he slowly putting the tub of ice cream to the ground.
Stitch: Okay… Ika patootie. ( Grins)
amethyst: Hey, what that supposed to…
Before she can finish her sentence, Stitch throw the tub of ice cream at her face with full force on the point of amethyst rubbing the ice cream from her face revealing an angry face underneath it with stitch laughing.
amethyst: Okay fur ball, you ask for this!
She use her whip for a quick attack, but Stitch dodge each strikes from the whip ready for battle as he land on his two legs ready for battle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmCptaIBsyo
The battle continues with Stitch avoiding each strikes from the whip attack, jump over a strike, and dunk underneath the whip.
Amethyst: Hold still will you!
Having enough fun, stitch tuck into a ball to close the distance while dodging the strikes until he was close enough for close combat, and he throw a punch thinking he can end the fight quickly until Amethyst was able to catch the punch.
Amethyst: ( Look at him with a smirk on her face.) Okay… My turn.
Stitch: Oh no…
She uppercut him into the air where she grab him with her whip and slam him into the ground as he get up to see her lifting a tree from the ground to send him into a wall in pain. By using a wall to get up, he barley dodge a flying mailbox nearly crushing him into the wall. Stitch see that was was pulling many metal items to her with the whip with a smile. By using many items from metal poles to bikes, she use her whip to throw many of the items at him just as Stitch was able to grab each one of the items with his hands that he even grow more in the air. To fight back, he throw the items including a car at her with full force that she was push a few meter as she stop the car. However, when she jump on top of the car looking for him, she couldn’t find him as people run away from the area trying not to get hit.
Amethyst: Now where are you?
Without warning, Stitch use his strength to pull her from the roof into the car taking her by the surprise now being in a close area. Then he dodge a punch to use rope as he got it from the store he crash into, and he quickly tie her up.
Stitch: Ha. Pasawa.
Jumping out from the car, he start to lift the machine with her and start spinning it very fast until he throw it hard enough to send it miles away above the clouds. Pulling out his blaster, he take aim for the gas tank and blast causing the car to explode with Amethyst inside of the fireball. He cheer feeling victorious, but he see that he was inside of a giant shadow with him looking up to see Amethyst was able to transform into her wrestler form.
Amethyst: Atomic elbow drop!
She hit him with her elbow drop by using the speed and her giant form to crush him as she laughs.
Amethyst: What, too much to handle.
Just as she was to count him out, Stitch use his strength to lift her into the air showing his incredible strength. He throw her forward to make some distance where she transform into a helicopter to her normal form on top of a bus. Then she pull out her whip from her body when she dodge a plasma ball attack from the blaster. Seeing that he was carrying four of the blasters, she roll into a ball avoiding each blast from the blasters until she jump in the air for a homing attack. Stitch barley have enough time to dodge it by also rolling into a ball, but then she quickly turn around to strikes him three times while still in her ball form. Feeling dizzy from the hits, Amethyst use both of her whips this time to wrap around him.
Amethyst: Next trick, play dead!
Setting her whip on fire, the purple flames travel across the whip and onto Stitch dealing even more damage as the seconds pass on. Feeling the pain from the flames, stitch using his left hands that wasn’t cover by the whip to use a blaster destroying a part of a fire hydrant near Amethyst as the burst of water push her to the ground freeing stitch from the flames. Shaking the ash from this body, he quickly analyze her for his victory. As he figuring how to beat her, he stand up from the floor very mad. Coming up with a plan, he start to stand on his head while taunting her.
Stitch: Yoo hoo! Purple dummy!
Amethyst seeing that stitch was trying to trick her, she use her two whip for long range attacks, but stitch keep dodging of the attacks while taunting her still.
Stitch: Goobaja!
She still keep trying for long range attacks until stitch was able to spit at her face while making a goofy face to a back flip; however, he make a bad landing that Amethyst see an opening.
Amethyst: Now I got you!
She charge with her spin attack for the opening when suddenly Stitch trick her by faking his bad landing to stop him spinning attack. Without room to escape, Stitch using his mouth take a bite out from her right arm as it fall off into a puff of smoke. Screaming in pain, she try to regenerate her arm. Just before she can do that, Stitch almost finish his plan by trying to grab her gem ready to end the fight. I’m horror, she use her left arm to stop him. Now sweating very hard, she is fighting for her life until finally Stitch using his blaster in one of his arms to cause a huge crack on her gem. Walking back from the pain as she glitch from the damage, Stitch finally end the fight with a punch so powerful that it destroy the gem with her completely with him as the victor.
Stitch: Yay!
By grabbing her destroy gem pieces from the ground, he chuck the broken gem into his mouth as he chew and shallow it as he burb a purple mist.
Verdict[]
Paimon: Oh no, I didn’t know it will get that Violent!
Lumine: But Paimon, what about the title of the show?
Paimon: I thought it was for advertisiment. Any, Amethyst was still a tough gem from being way stronger, more experience, and with more unique abilities to keep this fight much longer.
Lumine: But even keeping this fight for long, Amethyst couldn’t keep this fight for long. First while stronger and more abilities , Stitch have fought much stronger opponent than him from Kixx to experiment 627. With his other cousins he fought against, all the abilities she have could be counter from her strength to even her flames attacks.
Paimon: With him fighting against experiments being superior to him and surviving attacks that could destroy an island, he can tank all the damage with ease while dealing more easily for a knock out. But wait, isn’t she faster than him? What happen to that?
Lumine: While she can dodge lasers. Stitch can think faster than super computer, the most complex computer can calculate at speed of 2 quintillion calculations per second. With that speed, he must think faster than the speed of light. Giving the edge in agility. With his agility to dodge attacks, to tank all the damage, and being able to dish out with his many weapons to ability to end the fight easily. She was only a snack for him.
Paimon: Then she better wave and say Aloha. Her plans just crumble into pieces.
Lumine: The winner is Stitch.