Description[]
Vampires are some of the most influential monsters of modern media, and anime is no exception to that, giving some of the coolest vampires in existence. Will Alucard show Shalltear the true darkness, or will Shalltear show Alucard the true power of Nazarick!
Interlude[]
Gogeta: Who doesn't like a good vampire? The non sparkly kinds of course.
Nina: What is even cooler is when they fight to the death.
Gogeta: Alucard, the Nightwalker.
Nina: And Shalltear, the Bloody Valkyrie.
Gogeta: I'm Gogeta and she is Nina and it is our jobs to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win in a Death Battle!
Alucard[]
Gogeta: Y'know what happens when you mix Bram Stoker's Dracula and the over the topness of anime? Well look no futher than of course look no further than the gunslinging badass that goes by the name of Alucard...however he was not always a gunslinging badass.
Nina: Yeah, sometimes he is a sword wielding badass instead...with a killer mustache. Also he didn't go by Alucard...he was in fact the Dracula that we know today. Hell even before his psychopathic personality, he was very suave while killing all of his foes.
Gogeta: However not all was perfect for Alucard, before he was the mass weapon of the Hellsing Organization, and even before he was indeed a vampire. He was a simply boy...that at a young age already rejected the idea of god, for a simple reason.
Nina: Was it the 10 years of rap-
Gogeta: OF COURSE IT WAS THE 10 YEARS OF RAPE!
Nina: However, unlike god, there was someone who answered his prayers...and it was the exact opposite of God, it was indeed satan. By drinking blood right before being executed, he became not only a vampire, but a nigh unstoppable one at that.
Gogeta: I mean, he single handily took on the entire Turkish army, and was doing damn good. He was an unstoppable force, however he would soon meet his own immovable object..in the form of Abraham Van Hellsing, The two badasses squared off in a battle for the ages, however in the end, Abraham claimed victory against the right now Dracula, however decided not to kill him, but had better plans.
Nina: Yeah, he brought Alucard's defeated body into his home, and locked it in the basement. For years he thought of ways to contain the count, and eventually his efforts gave success, and was once the unstoppable Count Dracula, turned into the unstoppable protector of the Hellsing family.
Gogeta: Locked in the basement, the dormant vampire was released by Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, and he accepted the young girl as his master. And ever since he became a badass vampire hunter that all will know as the night walker...
Nina: Being a vampire hunter is hard, however Alucard is already naturally equipped for the cause, thanks two his two pistols, the mighty Casull and Jackal, two pistols specifically made to deal with vampires, and anything unholy.
Gogeta: These pistols have bullets made up of silver, already making them especially effective against the vampires that Alucard fights on his travels. However these two pistols also have seemingly unlimited ammo..j...jesus he just keeps going doesn't he. It is also good to mention that the Jackal has exploding rounds, just in case he needs to extra "umph" to his shots.
Nina: Not only those two weapons, but being a vampire itself also has some nice quirks, such as his impossibly godly regeneration, seriously it is so good, I am pretty sure it is actually unbeatable, I mean just saying it is good actually undersells it.
Gogeta: Couldn't agree more, he can be blown to bits and he just laughs it off. As long as there is at least one drop of blood left, he literally cannot be killed physically, no matter how much damage you output. Even if you destroy his heart or brain, he can just keep on going no matter what, unlike all other vampires before him.
Nina: Not to mention being a vampire increases his strength, speed, and durability. He is capable of shooting bullets clean out of the air, capable of smashing skulls like they are nothing, and can take bluntal blows as if again, like they were absolutely nothing.
Gogeta: If he were to be in a bit of a pinch, he can even turn into dust, making him pretty much intagible to all physical type of attacks, and if he was in a giant pinch, he is able to just up and teleport away, however seemingly he does not teleport mid battle. Mostly because he seemingly loves a challenge, and doesn't have fun just doing cowardice tactics like that.
Nina: He can even control the minds of others just by looking into their eyes, making them say things that believe said things they say... such as White Chicks being a good movie. Damn it Alucard! Is there any extent to your evil!?
Gogeta: Honestly no, he loves when people are in pain, and loves the death of people around him. Yes, this is our main protagonist people. A man that can just defy gravity and walk up any wall that he chooses, well at least he looks damn cool when doing it....wait....this is an anime....I'm getting...a.sense...a...transformation of sorts.
Nina: Yeah, he already is one of the most powerful vampires ever...however that power alone isn't enough. You see he restricts his own power...and when he releases his next level..he gets...fucking broken. This is called his Level 1 state...and let's just say...any Luke Valentine isn't really happy when facing it.
Gogeta: In this form pretty much everything is amplified, he is much stronger, much faster, and much more durable. He was swift enough to catch one of Rip Van Winkle's bullets...with his fucking teeth. Note these bullets are fast enough to catch up to and encircle jets that are going at a speed of mach 3, meaning Alucard's reaction speed is absolutely insane.
Nina: Not only that, but the speed of his regeneration is also amplified, when a limb is blown off, he can regenerate it pretty much instantly. And like before, he is completely immune to shots to his heart, and to his brain. Pretty much meaning this is a form that is just Alucard...but better. Yeah he loses some of his mind..but it's worth it.
: Not only that...this form gives him access to his familiars. A familiar is a soul that he has killed and absorbed, and can summon them to help him in the fight, such as the Hound from Hound and the Baskervilles. That also seems to be his favorite familiar, and his go to one in a one on one fight. Well at least he seems to like some good literature.
Nina: You've...never read the Hound and the Baskervilles...have you?
Gogeta: W..well..no..
Nina: No need, it's not that good of a book so meh. However there are far more familiars than just that. Such as some simple ghouls and the such. And bugs...lots and lots of fucking bugs..do you think he has a fetish for it?
Gogeta: Well..uh...maybe? However...oh boy. This isn't even his final fucking form either. If the situation calls for it, and he knows he will not win in the fight he is in. He can activate yet another level, not level 2...but..level 0. This isn't really a form..however the survival chance when seeing this is nearly zero pun fully fucking intended.
Nina: This form is a no holds bar all out assault of familiars. While Alucard does not increase in power, an army of over 3 million arise, most of them are zombies. But even so, that kind of numbers is nearly unbeatable. Even with that, some of the familiars do have powers, such as Rip Van Winkle, who kept her gun and the bullets that can hit mach 3 jets.
Gogeta: Also some card dude..yeah no one really cares to remember his name. All we care about is that we can make some cool Yugioh puns. Also when this is activated he turns himself into Count Dracula...and no homo but...he is fucking sexy.
Nina: With all of these powers...you would think that he is invincible and immortal. However he insists that there is nothing in the world that can be truly immortal. While he may seem unkillable, he is susceptible to any sort of holy attack, while it may not do long lasting damage, it will definitely hurt him.
Gogeta: Also...think of level 0 as a castle. Where Alucard is the king and the familiars are the soldiers. Without the soldiers protecting the king, he is all alone, meaning a rogue assassin could definitely sneak him and kill him. AKA if someone destroys his heart while he is in level 0, then Alucard will perish, though he can still regenerate, so hit anything that isn't his heart. And the damage will not stay.
Nina: Also....Alucard is pretty confident in his regeneration. He will stand there and take all of the damage no matter what, and just does not care about the damage his body takes, since it will all regenerate anyway.
Gogeta: Oh fuck it who cares, Alucard is a badass and we all know it! There is a reason he brings fear to all vampires he sees. That is why he is the nightwalker.
Shalltear[]
Gogeta: Yggdrasil, the most ambitious game of all time, was a giant MMO game that makes even World of Warcraft seem like a bitch. This game had many guilds and players...however one of the most infamous..maybe the most infamous is the guild known as Ainz Ooal Gown!
Nina: Through their purchasing of very expensive items, with only 41 members, they were a fan of quality over quantity, they together created Nazarick...a dungeon that is pretty much impregnable, one of the greatest people of this guild happens to go by the name of Peroroncino.
Gogeta: I swear, this man is my spirit animal. He loves hentai games and loves to read hentai...and when it came time to make an NPC for Nazarick to be a floor guardian of the dungeon. He had a fucking field day when creating her. If you read the title then you should definitely know who it is.
Nina: He created a vampire, that he humbly called Shalltear Bloodfallen...however his perversion is all over her. I mean for a vampire, she is quite beautiful, at least in comparison to the other vampires of Yggdrasil. This is solely because Peroroncino asked the devs of the game to have her specially look beautiful. Yes, she exists just because he literally wanted a petite vampire gf....
Gogeta: Funnily enough...that is kind of true to a large extent. Normally vampires in Yggdrasil cannot have a flat chest, they need to have something there. So to circumvent this Peroroncino (fuck typing that name out) simply made it in her settings that she just wears a padded bra, and doesn't have a chest...ok that is actually really funny.
Nina: However like every smart person, even Peroroncino had to move on, and move to bigger things...and the fact that the Yggdrasil servers were being shut down that day. However the leader of the guild stayed behind, and if you've seen the show you know what happened. He got transported to another world and all of the NPCs of Nazarick became consious.
Gogeta: Thank fuck they were still loyal, including Shalltear of course. However she played a pretty important role for Nazarick, being the 1st-3rd floor guardian. She is the first main boss people will have to face if they ever were to enter the Great Tombs of Nazarick...and seeing how powerful she is....yeah no you're fucked.
Nina: Shalltear is what is known as a True Vampire, which is the highest category of vampire, normally they are blood crazed beasts. However Shalltear was created, and specifically was made to be a calm and cute vampire...and damn jesus I really do have to admit. She's adorable as fuck..LET ME PET HER!!
(Her Blood Frenzy mode is on screen)
Nina: J....Jesus.....
Gogeta: However, being a raid boss has its perks. I mean she is quite fucking powerful. I mean her beign a vampire already makes her pretty damn touch. Such as being immune to a lot of different stuff, such as poisons, need for food, need for water, and other such stuff that isn't the most applicable in this one fight.
Nina: Another better advantage being a vampire has is the fact that she can see perfectly, even in the dark. So no darkness manipulation is going to beat this vampire lolita, no suree. Fuck she can even negate death manipulation to a small degree, pretty much if it is weaker than Ainz's death manipulation, it likely will not work on this vampire.
Gogeta: However she shares a passive that all other Floor Guardians also have. It is called "Projectile Negation." It is literally as simply as the name itself, if it is a weak tier projectile, then it will just simple bounce off of her, such as a bullet or an arrow, anything really.
Nina: We all know why you are here however. I mean you're here for the vampire wanting to bang Ainz. Why she thinks she can have sex with a skeleton is beyond me. Thank Peroroncino for that unique passive that Shalltear has..oh wait, her and Albedo have it don't they.
Gogeta: However those passives is not the reason why this petite vampire is so deadly. No, she is what is called a Magic Caster. What is that? Well take a fucking guess, someone who casts magic maybe. She personally accels in using blood for her own magic, as she uses what is called the blood orb.
Nina: This blood orb is an amazing piece of magic. She can use up the blood her opponents drop and increase this orbs power. This orb is mostly used to help her mana problem, since overuse of magic will deplete that quickly, however with this orb she is able to just spend some of the blood there in order to not waste mana as quickly.
Gogeta: However with this mana, she can cast all sorts of cool spells. Such as the ever so powerful Animate Undead..it literally is what it sounds like. However since she is such a powerful vampire, she not only can animate simply corpses, they even become lesser vampires, making them stronger than your average zombie.
Nina: Implosion is exactly what it sounds like, anyone she casts this spell on has their body implode on itself. Think of that, you are walking by minding your own business and then a vampire lolita comes out of nowhere and just makes you fucking implode. Ok..it does sound kind of fun...not gonna lie.
Gogeta: Uh....yeah. The Wall of Stone is a spell that well... it's a wall...made of stone. It is made to defend herself from attacks. Hell, it can even withstand a shot from Ainz Ooal Gown, the most powerful being of Overlord (that we know of) before crumbling down into many different pieces.
Nina: If she ever needs to make evasive tactics, she can use Greater Teleportation, and again. It is completely in the name, it lets her teleport around anywhere just by saying the spell name. Similarly to avoiding stuff, she can enter a mist form which makes her physically invulnerable...however she cannot deal any damage to her opponents, so this is only an evasive tactic.
Gogeta: With mana and life essense. She can sense the life of an opponent, to see how close she is to killing them, or sense the mana the enemy has left. That is great against a magic caster, who relies on their mana in order to deal any sort of long lasting damage..just tell Shalltear that Ainz can use more than just simple magic.
Nina: Being an undead, she hates holy magic. However it seems as though she can use it. While she only can use it 3 times a day, the Purifying Lance is a powerful bolt of energy that makes any undead target wish they were dead. Also, it costs no mana, however she can pay some mana in order for the lance to guarentee to hit.
Gogeta: Similarly, she can use one of her most powerful spells. the Brilliant Radiance. It is a light beam of pure holiness, if the lances to not kill the target, then this attack definitely will. Similar to that she can use what is called the Vermillion Nova. It is a similarly looking attack, but instead of holy energy, it is a beam of pure fire. This is also really effective against undead targets.
Nina: Though say if she needs a little bit of health. While she cannot regenerate herself, she can active the regenerate spell. Which lets her heal in battle. However this heal is pretty slow, and it can be interrupted if they are attacked while this spell is up, so at best it is unreliable.
Gogeta: If ever backed into a corner she could always summon her own household. This summons a bunch of familiars to aid her in battle, such as rats, wolves, bats. You fucking name it....however Shalltear has one more summon that throws the others right out of the water.
Nina: Indeed she does, she has the Einherjar. The Einherjar is a summon which is also her trump card. It is an exact physical replica of herself, and it even made Ainz a little scared in combat, as it could keep up with him pretty damn well, however was ultimately destroyed by a death curse. Unfortunately it has no magic ability on its own, so it is only good for physical fights.
Gogeta: She can even use time based magic. Such as the great "Time Accelerator" which allows her to speed up time to an unknown degree. Well it speeds up her own time, so even normal people look like they are in slow motion. Unfortunately she cannot fight while using this.
Nina: Another time based magic is time reverse. While she can only use this spell 3 times in one day, it saves her from an otherwise fatal blow. Such as getting cut in half through a reality slicing attack from Ainz, that is one of them.
Gogeta: To increase the effectiveness of her magic she uses "maximize magic" While it makes the spells ultimately cost more than before, the power payoff is more than enough to warrant it. However...while she is extremely powerful with magic...she has yet another trump card...in case if she is fully serious in a fight and needs to go completely all out.
Nina: When she is fully serious. She donns her Bloody Valkyrie armor, armor that is pretty damn durable. I mean it can stand up to shots from the ever so powerful Ainz Ooal Gown, Not only that, this armor even gives her the ability to soar through the air.
Gogeta: The main part of this armor isn't even the durability of the armor, while impressive. She gets to use the Spuit Lance, a lance that can chop through pretty much anything. However, it also gives her a chance to get a little more healing in. Anything she stabs, she takes the damage she has dealt and heals herself with it.
Nina: With all of this magic and capabilities...you would think she is unstoppable. However that is not the case, if she gets covered with enough blood she enters her Blood Frenzy state, where she doesn't use magic, and only relentlessly hunts down her enemies. However...she completely loses her mind
Gogeta: Also...she LOVES Ainz...to the point of it being a fault. Just thinking of him will distract her from the mission at hand. Well at least she can tank a bit from Peroroncino's bow, which since she had no mana... she took the full effect of it. Also if she runs out of mana she is a sitting duck for attacks.
Nina: Well, when you can catch the famed Brain Unglauses wind slash...I guess you are doing something right. Pretty tough for a vampire lolita...
Battle[]
(In the middle of the night, Shalltear was walking along a dimly lit street)
Shalltear: Lord Ainz asked for my to bring in subjects for testing...A..ah~ Lord Ainz!~
???: Why..hello...
Shalltear: Hmm?
???: What is a lovely lady like you doing at night like this.?
Shalltear: Oh?
Vampire: You see...me and the boys were craving some fresh meat.
(He snaps as some ghoul eyes start to glow, and Shalltear giggles)
Shalltear: Ohhh you can create lower tier undead? How cute.
Vampire: Now listen here bitch! We're calling the shots here.!
Shalltear: I would bring you in for testing...but you're just so cute...you might be a good snack.
Vampire: Tch, aren't you a cocky bitch. I know how to shut bitches like you up!
(The ghouls roar and they all charge along with their leader, however before they get to Shalltear, they all get shot down except for the leader, and he turns around)
Vampire: O..oh no........a..are you Al..Alucard!!
Alucard: Hehe, it seems not even I know my infamy.
Vampire: A..AHHH!!
(He begins to run and gets shot down as Alucard points his gun at Shalltear)
Alucard: I was asked to kill all vampires in this vicinity. It seems as though you are one.
Shalltear: Oh...? I can already tell you are stronger than the other weak blooded vampire, you are the gonna help Lord Ainz so much.
Alucard: If you say so....Draculina.
(Both staredown each other giving devilish grins. It is soon interrupted as Alucard begins to shoot out of Casull, the bullets simply bouncing off her. She tilts her head as Alucard looks at his gun. He shoots more with no avail. She begins to walk torward him, getting right up to his face, he looks down at his opponent and just grins at her. She puts her hand steadily to his chest as a magic circle appears. She waves her hand and says "Implosion" as Alucard chest completely explodes, and he limps down and leans against a wall)
Shalltear: If projectiles is your main weapon...well I'm sorry.
(She giggles and begins to walk toward Alucard to grab him, she reaches out and he begins to laugh)
Shalltear: Wait..wh..what the hell..?
Alucard: I see...you employ fighting tactics that traditional vampires do not have, this should be interesting!
Shalltear: That should've destroyed everything...how are you..s..still standing?
Alucard: I was created specifically to surpass the limits of ordinary vampires, and kill freaks like you.
Shalltear: I was supposed to go back to Lord Ainz soon! Ugh! This may take a bit then.
(Alucard grins and pulls out Casull again and fires more. Shalltear looks a little confused, then grins also. She waves her hand, causing Alucard's arm to fall out and he just smiles. He brings out his other arm and lets out Jackal, and fires even more. The bullets yet again bounce off of her and lets out a quite saddened sigh. "I thought you were something different, but attack me the same way again and again, you really aren't that strong are you?" She sighs again and uses implosion one more time. His headless body laughs still as he regenerates back to full. He runs around Shalltear, firing his two guns over and over, them still not doing anything to her. However he gets her right where he wants her and manages to get a nice kick right to her temple, and he tries to bite down on her, however she grabs his face and punches it. His brain matter going everywhere)
Shalltear: That is no regenerate spell I've ever seen before.
Alucard: Spell? This isn't black magic.
Shalltear: Not magic..?
(Before she can let out another word he shoots out of Casull, still the bullets bouncing off her. She questions why he keeps up this pointless effort, however she just assumes he is stupid. She runs up and cuts his neck with her finger nails, blood splatting on her dress. "M..my dress...you...DARE DIRTY the clothes made by the Supreme Beings! I will have your fucking head!" She angrily kicks Alucard in the leg, him tripping. She uses Wall of Stone to shoot him upward, she then grabs some rocks and angrily throws them at Alucard. They pierce his body and he keeps on having that very wicked shit eating grin on his face. He falls to the ground with the sound of bone snapping, and he just stares at his enemy. She backs up a bit looking shocked)
Shalltear: What the hell? L..Life essense!
(She activates Life Essense and sees a lot of health bars)
Shalltear: W..what the hell...w..what are you...? T...w..what?
Alucard: Come on! Fight me more! I love it!!
Shalltear: What the hell? A..are you tempting me! Hmph! Fine, I will gladly oblige!
(Shalltear lets her arm out. "Force Explosion" she screams and Alucard blows up to more bloody bits, some of the blood going right into her blood orb. She smiles as she sees Alucard begin to regenerate. She uses Implosion in order to explode Alucard, and then she walks up and stomps at his body. More and more blood spilling out everywhere, until there is pretty much nothing left of the No Life King. She begins to walk away happy, thinking that the fight is over. However she turns back to see he is stil reforming his own body. She sighs and is looking increasingly annoyed seeing how she needs to make it back to Lord Ainz, or he may be
angry)
Shalltear: What..? Seriously.... what kind of overpowered regeneration spell is that. Can you teach me that?
Alucard: A..AHAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT! I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH FUN IN SO LONG! TELL ME YOUR NAME.
Shalltear: To the formalities now? Fine...I am Shalltear Bloodfallen, and I think you'll agree I'm cute the beautiful little monster.
Alucard: Shalltear..Bloodfallen... I shall remember this name forever now.
Shalltear: Why thank you, however I'm not really looking for a long lasting friend here.
Alucard: Releasing restrictions systems 3...2...1........Approval of situation A recognized. Commencing the Cromwell Invication. Abilitiy restriction lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent.
Shalltear: Um...what the hell are you doing..? Is this some sort of illusion? Cute.
Alucard: Now Shalltear Bloodfallen! Time for the real battle to begin!
(Shalltear stands a little confused. However before she could make any move Baskerville roars out and charges at her. She looks and recoils as it headbutts her in the body, and it lifts its head up. It causes her to fly upward. It goes up and tries to bite at her arm, yet she catches it out of the air. She summons a Lesser Vampire and it bites Baskerville. It roars in pain however Alucard's arm pops out of his mouth and he blows the vampire's head off. She looks surprised as Alucard pops out of Baskervilles' mouth and decks her in the face with a mighty blow. Alucard, now in his Nosferatu get up looks down and grins at the crater he made and Shalltear residing in it. She gets up and brushes her dust off, seeing that this fight is going to be pretty unconventional to the fights before it)
Shalltear: What the hell? This is certainly...new.
Alucard: You looked shocked! Want me to help that?
Shalltear: Tell me, what kind of vampire are you?
Alucard: Me? I am a vampire created specifically to destroy monsters like you.
Shalltear: Hmm...this is proving to be quite annoying, but I can improvise.
(Alucard drops down, causing a crater when he lands. He stands up, shadows and eyes forming as he stands up, this time easily towering over his vampiric for. She scoffs a little bit and then reaches her arm out and Alucard's body blows up again due to implosion. "Oh..he only got a little stronger huh, and here I thought this could've been an issue" Shalltear says as she sees Alucard begin to regenerate. She keeps imploding Alucard to get even more blood into her Blood Orb, she fully lets the Night Walker regen as he just stares at her with a wicked grin. Casull gets pulled out and bullts are fired, she rolls her eyes as she walks through the storm of bullets being fired upon her)
Shalltear: Are you ok? You should know that doesn't work on me anymore.
Alucard: Haha! Oh I completely know that.
(He says that with a devilish grin as shadows form behind Shalltear. A shadow looms over here and sees that. She turns around a twisted amalgamation of flesh forms behind her. It tries to fall on her, however she turns into mist and just simply seeps out of it. She looks at the eye filled amalgamation that is pulsating on the ground. She walks back in digust, and uses Force Explosion on it. However it justs pushes the liquid like substance back while she ponders what the hell she is going to do to face this weird opponent)
Shalltear: Egh, that is the grossest thing I've seen other than that sniveling tramp Albedo.
Alucard: Come on! Fight me more! I wanna hear your dying gasp!
Shalltear: Sure...I'll damn fight you alright!
(As she says that, she concentrates and holds her arm out. Light forming near it. Alucard sends out Baskerville, it roaring and destroying the sides of buildings and it gobbling up Shalltear whole. Alucard looks slightly disapointed, thinking that she was going to counter it. Baskerville was returning to him, however before it got to him it stops, and he starts to choke. A bulge comes out of his forehead, it getting thinner and thinnger, until eventually the Spuit lance pops out of his head. With one giant thrust, Baskerville's head falls off and it rolls on the ground, as the wolf monster starts to fizzle out, and Alucard simple grins as Shalltear walks out wearing the Bloody Valkyrie armor)
Shalltear: Im going to wipe that damn smirk off your face.
Alucard: There is more? AMAZING! You might even be stronger than the monster of God!
Shalltear: I have no idea what that means, but I'll take that as a compliment, from an ingrate, however a compliment none the less.
(Grinning, Alucard rushes over to his opponent, going for a punch. However she easily blocks the shot with her lance, and jumps over him. She stabs Alucard in the back, and gets some healing thanks to her lance. She swipes at his lets, cutting the back of his feet off, and it rips off so he falls face first onto the ground. She stomps his head in, each stomp getting more and more blood everywhere, and it fizzles into her blood orb. She stabs over and over again, getting more and more healing off it. His head twists to look at her, as it melts into the ground. The rest of his body goes into cracks in the cement. She looks around for him and realizes that blood is coming from all over the street as she stabs at the ground, hard enough to shake it)
Shalltear: Now you're being a coward? Not surprising to me, but you could at least be a little unpredictable.
Alucard: Unpredictable huh? Hasn't crossed my mind...but fine! Anything to give me a better fight!
(The blood raises up and shoots up high in the sky. She looks around as it begins to twist and swirl, suddenly it became sharp rods, and they begin to shoot at the Bloody Valkyrie. She uses Wall of Stone in order to protect herself, however some of the bloody rods god through and manage to stab her. She groans in pain and the walls decipate, as Alucard forms back and he once again towers over her. She screams and stabs Alucard, the Spuit lance managing to heal her again. Alucard simply jumps back and grins even more. He punches the ground, and it begins to collapse, Shalltear flies up and sees that he is gone, looking around, it is too late before she realized that Alucard is above her. He gets her with a really powerful punch, knocking her right on down to the ground)
Shalltear: D..DAMN IT!
Alucard: What's wrong!? Losing steam, come on! Just summon up your familiars! HIT ME! FIGHT ME! HURRY! HURRY!!!
Shalltear: Fine...SUMMON HOUSEHOLD!
(Shadows grow out of Shalltear and rats and wolves begin to crawl out of there. Alucard looks increasingly interested as he laughs. The familiars from Shalltear jump at him, and begin to chew and bite at him. His blood goes everywhere as he looks Shalltear dead in the eyes. "Marvelous! Absolutely wonderful! You are the first foe I have ever faced that knows that familiars are a great way to fight, you have made my day..no..CENTURY!" Alucard laughs as he begins to shoot at the familiars, them all going away with one shot from his guns. The screen spins around as he fires at all of the familiars. His hat forms back and the screen zooms in on his blackened face, and the light from the shots lights up a scary ass grin)
Shalltear: Alright, Mana Essense! Hmm..wait...no mana? How the hell is he using all of his abilities..?
Alucard: Those weren't bad! Not the best, but I have to give you credit!
Shalltear: Hey! Are you wearing a mana supression ring?
Alucard: I unfortunately have no idea what you're talking about.
Shalltear: What...? Is there more to magic than just mana then? This discovery might be useful to Lord Ainz.
(Alucard grins as he fires Jackal at Shalltear, she dodges the bullets while flying toward him. She gets a more sadistic expression as she impales him through the body and flies with his body. He smiles as he points Jackal at her face and she looks smug. "What? Another bullet, those do not do anything to me you idiot!" Shalltear says as the bullet is fired, however the bullet explodes causing Shalltear to be staggered. It is more than enough for Alucard to rip himself from the lance and kick the draculina in the back of the head. He follows her on her way down, and right before she fully hits the ground he increases the mass of his arm by a lot, and then punches her straight through 3 buildings. She ends up inside of a day care, the kids unfortunately crushed under the rubble)
Shalltear: Tch. This is getting damn annoying, ugh, now there is a fucking hand on my lap!
Alucard: You don't seem too harmed, excellent! This is becomming more and more of a great fight. It will be great to hear your last gasps of life.
Shalltear: I'm sorry, Lord Ainz..Ah~ Lord Ainz wants me back. Me dying here will be against the Supreme Beings!
Alucard: God huh? Well make sure to tell your half baked savior that I said hi.
Shalltear: Half....baked...savior..? How...DARE YOU INSULT LORD AINZ LIKE THAT! GRAAAH!
(In a total rage, she flies at Alucard, stabbing him right in the face. However he melts down and grabs her in the leg. He tries to bite her, however the armor is enough to withstand the bite. She holds her hand down and a magic circle appears, and she screams. "MAXIMIZE MAGIC! VERMILLION NOVA!" As she says that, a giant blast of fire appears around Alucard, and he looks up and begins to laugh manically. She is taken aback, completely surprised this is the reaction he has to it. He walks toward her, eventually out of the fire. She looks still shocked as he readies a punch and tries to go for it, however she puts up a Wall of Stone to block it. He punches through it, but she is not in sight, and the lance pierces his back, and Alucard looks behind himself)
Shalltear: Bastard, I will make sure you pay for insulting Lord Ainz!
Alucard: I'm beginning to think your over zealous, though that will make slaughtering you more satisfying.
(She glares at Alucard, as he simply gives her a simple grin. He pulls out Casull and Jackal, and does a simply but flashy pose to get ready. Shalltear sighs and sends two Lesser Vampires to attack Alucard, while he just shoots their heads, blowing them right up. This gave Shalltear a chance to stab Alucard again with the Spuit lance, healing her up just a little bit more. He grins and gets a good punch off, her flying to the distance. She activates Life Essense and sees that she isn't any closer to killing him, and she is just confused on what she is doing wrong. She stands and ponders as he rushes over to her, before he fully gets to her she activates another vermillion nova, and pants a little bit, seeing that her blood orb is running out of resources)
Alucard: It appears we are at a direct stalemate. Neither of us can beat the other, GOOD!
Shalltear: Can you just die? I need to get back to Lord Ainz as soon as possible!
Alucard: THIS IS THE FIGHT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THE FINAL CHALLENGE OF MY LIFE!
Shalltear: W..what?
Alucard: *takes deep breath* I am...the bird of Hermes...
Shalltear: What the hell are you saying?
Alucard: Here standeth the bird of Hermes! Eating my own wings! To keep....myself tame....
Shalltear: Wait, this feeling..what the hell?
(Alucard spreads his arms out the shadows of his body push out, and it begins to come out like a tidal wave toward Shalltear, undead reach their arms out and almost get to her. She gets a more scared expression as she uses Greater Teleportation to get out of there. She looks down in utter shock as she sees the undead summoned from Level 0 pour out onto the street, she notices the sheer numbers he has and cannot believe what she is looking at down at the street. The undead begin to rip apart people, tearing apart their limbs and drinking their blood. She sighs and prepares for a damn giant fight going on)
Shalltear: What..the hell. 10th..tier magic...no..this has to be Super tier, shit if I know he could do this I would've sped up this fight more.
Alucard: Come on! Shalltear Bloodfallen, you need to get back to your master right?
Shalltear: Thanks for the tip.
(Shalltear gets a white amalgamation in front of her, and it forms into a white version of her. She has spawned the Einherjar, and it flies down to the zombie horde. It begins to cleave at them, killing one and another left and right. Shalltear hops down and takes a hit from a big zombie. She looks mad and then stabs the zombie, healing back the damage the zombie has done. She angrily turns around and chops at a few more zombies. "HOUSEHOLD!!" she summons more of her familiars to deal with Alucard's. The two armies begin to rip each other apart, blood pooling out on the street, the blood goes toward Shalltear and she uses a lot of it by putting it into her orb, refilling her lost mana almost instantly. She turns and looks Alucard, who is right now Count Dracula at the time)
Alucard: *readying is broadsword* Come on!
Shalltear: Wait...a warrior class? I thought he was a magic caster...there is really good info for Lord Ainz.
(She flies toward Dracula, cutting apart all of the zombies in her way. Her Projectile Negation passive negates the issue of both Rip Van Winkle and Alhambra, as her bullets and his cards simply bounce off of her. She finally gets up to Dracula and her lance collides with his sword. She tries to stab Alucard, however he blocks it with his hand. The lance does up and through his body, giving Shalltear some nice healing as she gets fully through his body, and Alucard melts. She looks down and he reforms behind her, she turns around and uses Life Essense, she sees that Alucard actually only has one normal life bar left, she finally puts it together that the monsters were literally apart of him)
Shalltear: I see it now, you're a coward. Ahahaha! Hiding behind your familiars, huh.
Alucard: Coward? You hide behind your supposed god, so I guess we're both cowards then.
Shalltear: As I said, I was created by the 41 supreme beings, you've accepted your fate insulting them.
Alucard: Well *snap*
(Right when he snaps a horde of skeletons riding horses come with lances and point it toward her. She groans and sends a few Household rats to deal with them. They jump up and bite their necks, their heads getting ripping right off. More zombies horde to attack Shalltear, her getting a bit angrier and cutting them down to place. She looks at the carnage going on, and sees that her Einherjar has taken quite a bit of damage. Her household numbers have completely dwindled because of the sheer numbers. However her shock twists into a grin when she sees all of the blood. She pools all of it into her blood orb, making it much bigger. She turns back to Alucard and holds her arm out)
Shalltear: Hey, you're a vampire right?
Alucard: For all intensive purposes, yes I am.
Shalltear: I got it, let's see you take this then. Purifying Lance!
(Energy forms at her hand, at the Purifying Lance forms. She chucks it at him and he dodges it, however a magic circle forms behind him, and it tracks back, getting him in the back. He realizes it is holy magic and two other lances hit him and he coughs up a little blood. She grins and then punches him in the face twice. She charges up another attack however a zombie grabs her, and manages to pull her inside of the giant horde of zombies. They begin to try to forcibly remove the armor as Alucard regenerates his body back from the holy magic that has him him)
Shalltear: S..Shit!
Alucard: It appears our visit has ended a bit soon, however I shall remember our fight forever, Shalltear Bloodfallen.
Shalltear: Maximize Magic....
(Alucard begins to walk away)
Shalltear: BRILLIANT RADIANCE!!
(Suddenly a giant light envelopes the city and all of the zombies that were on her completely get destroyed. She walks up to Alucard and looks completely pissed off, she holds her hand out as Alucard sees some blood and it draws to him. "HELL NO!" she says as a magic circle uses Vermillion Nova to destroy all of the blood that was indeed drawing to him. His eyes widen as he sees his red armored for out of sight. He feels himself being pushed and he falls on the ground with a gasp, looking up he sees the crack of dawn, and her armor being shone through the light)
Shalltear: Shame really...if you didn't insult Lord Ainz, maybe you would've survived. Maximize Magic...BRILLIANT RADIANCE!!!
(The light envelops once more causing his body to disintegrate, and she charges fully with her Spuit Lance, getting him in the chest knowing his heart out. While it is on the edge of her lance she throws it on the ground, and with one more Vermillion Nova, his heart is fully gone, turned into ash, finally killing her foe)
Shalltear: W..well he has no more life...it's over....w...WAIT!! I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN LORD AINZ'S SHIT!!
(The scene ends with Albedo and Shalltear having their usual fight while Integra and Seras mourn the death of their strongest ally)
Analysis []
Gogeta: Whew! That was a bloodfest and I loved every second of it!
Nina: Now Alucard was an amazing adversary, some would call him nearly unbeatable. He would definitely give the strongest floor guardian a giant fun for her money, hell a lot through writing this we both thought that Alucard had this in the bag.
Gogeta: However with pondering and considering between their abilities, we have ultimately decided that the vampire lolita was just a bit too much for the Night Walker to take down.
Nina: First of all if we can compare sheer physical strength, Alucard never really physically fights his foes, the closest he faced is Alhambra, who never showed any feats with his raw power.
Gogeta: On the other hand, Shalltear was strong enough to match Ainz Ooal Gown, her master. Ainz as dark warrior Momom is strong enough to easily chop Ogre's apart. Note that Ainz as Momon is significantly weaker than Ainz normally, and Shalltear matched Ainz's strength when he had World Class Items.
Nina: Indeed, this meant that Ainz's physical strength was leagues apart from Momon, and Momon already is physically stronger than Alucard. And Ainz is a character that Shalltear directly scales to.
Gogeta: For speed, Alucard does easily take this with raw feats alone. He is able to catch one of Rip Van Winkle's bullets, these are bullets that can effortlessly tag jets that were moving at mach 3 speeds. These bullets were even fast enough to easily encircle the jets multiple times.
Nina: Shalltear at a ground level has never shown speed that is comparable to that, except maybe with her Time Accelerator, and even then she cannot even fight while using it. However...Shalltear's top speed is unknown, same with all of the floor guardians, so for all intensive purposes, she may have speed to match and even surpass Alucard. While Alucard does take this category, she may take it as Overlord develops as a series.
Gogeta: Also in terms for durability, Shalltear takes this cateogry many times over. Ainz said himself that Shalltear could definitely take the full force of the spell Fallen Down, which is powerful enough to turn a forest into a wasteland.
Nina: So right there it was hard for Alucard to even hurt her, when a lot of his abilities are made to deal with weaker vampirers, and vampires that do not have a way to actually hurt her.
Gogeta: And speaking about baseline durability, Alucard does not take this at all. Normal bullets are able to cut straight through his body, bullets made from guns made in the 90s as well, while as established before Shalltear can easily take shots that wipe out entire sections of forest, and this was before she even equips her Bloody Valkyrie armor either.
Nina: Now Alucard has the healing advantage, his regeneration is something that she would have trouble dealing with. While she does have access to some durability negation, she still does not have a great way to deal with that high of regeneration.
Gogeta: Even so, while not as fully effective, she still has ways to heal herself. Her Spuit Lance in particular was one of the easiest ways she can heal, and with all of Alucard's regeneration, it is just more fuel to her herself from. That means Alucard's best way to heal himself, gives Shalltear a great oppurtunity to heal herself as well.
Nina: And with the spell regeneration, it gives her some more ways to heal herself. She will also have no issues with her mana as well. Due to all the blood that will spill out of Alucard, she will have a direct way to keep using her magic.
Gogeta: Jackal and Casull are great at killing vampires...however against Shalltear they are as useless as Aqua from Konosuba. Due to her passive projectile negation, she is able to block every single bullet coming her way, no matter what. Even the exploding bullets won't do anything, because she can tank Fallen Down, so smaller and weaker explosions will only be an annoyance.
Nina: Surprisingly, even the power of Level 0 simply goes into Shalltear's favor. Like, every part of it helps her, and is less of an irritance than an actual help.
Gogeta: With all the blood that spills out of the undead Alucard spawns, meaning her blood orb has a near infinite source of energy to draw from. And thanks to that, Shalltear actually has more familiars in this fight, thanks to her Household drawing from her mana, meaning she can keep spawning in minions, until they even outnumber Level 0.
Nina: Not only that, this in turn means she has an infinite source of healing thanks to her lance. Whether it be stabbing one of the zombies for some healing, or even one of her own familiars, she has a great way to heal no matter what.
Gogeta: Now I know what is on your mind, yes Shalltear will be able to deduce what Alucard's weak point is on Level 0. You see, with her Life Essence she can see how much life he has left, so every time she knocks a limb off, he will not lose any health, however once she even grazes his heart, she will know that is his weak point due to his loss of health.
Nina: Even with his greater experience, he just cannot fight someone who is stronger, tougher, and simply counters him way too much.
Gogeta: The Night Walker fought tough and bravely, however in the end his heart Shall Tear.
Nina: The winner is Shalltear Bloodfallen.
