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Alucard (Hellsing) VS Dio Brando is a What-If Death Battle Episode.

Alucard (Hellsing) VS Dio Brando
Season 2
Season Episode 3
Air date March 21. 2015
Written by Derpurple
Episode guide
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A Vampire who loathes Humanity to thinking they are (Hinjaku, hinjaku!) weaklings and (MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA) useless against a vampire who praises and protects Humanity. Not to mention AntfishTAS (JoJo Abridged) against Takahata101 (Hellsing Abridged).


(Cue Invader - Jim Johnston)

Wiz: Vampires, the shadows of the night. The supernatural creatures that have terrorized the domain of folklore and fiction alike.

Boomstick: But more importantly Anime and Manga Vampires! The best kind! These guys are usually OP as fuck! So let's take one of the most well-known OP vampire of the recent century against the godfather of OP Anime & Manga vampires.

Wiz: Alucard, Hellsing's Trump Card, the Prince of Darkness and the King of Vampires.

Boomstick: And Dio Brando, the British blond time-stopping vampire who's got the whole world in his hands. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our jobs to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win...A Death Battle.


(Cue Hellsing - Alucard's Theme)

Wiz: Alucard was once known as Vlad III Dracula, the son of Vlad II Dracul. Born in 1431, he later became known as Vlad Ţepeş or the infamous "Vlad the Impaler" and as "the Impaling Warlord" by the Turks, gaining a fearsome reputation throughout the lands.

Boomstick: As a child he was enslaved by Ottoman conquerors when he was a child where he was raped by a Turk ruler. During the whole ordeal, he clenched a silver cross. When he became the Voivode of Wallachia, he launched an all-out war on the Turks which devastated both sides.

Wiz: Eventually, his troops were defeated, his people were killed -though many by his own hands-, and his homeland was set ablaze. Vlad himself was to be executed. However, before he was beheaded, he drank of the blood from the battlefield and became a true vampire. When he accepted the powers of darkness, the silver cross he had always carried with him shattered.

Boomstick: Centuries later, in 1897, the events of Bram Stoker's Dracula unfold in the back-story of Hellsing.  Abraham Van Helsing, Arthur Holmwood, Quincey Morris, and Jack Seward were able to defeat Count Dracula and killed those who served him. Yep, Bram Stoker's Dracula and the history of Vlad the Impaler is the just of Alucard's early life.

Wiz: He was given a new name, Alucard, by Arthur Hellsing. In 1944, Alucard, along with a 14-year-old Walter C. Dornez, was sent on a mission to Warsaw, Poland, to stop Millennium's vampire production program. They presumably destroyed the project, but its main architects escaped. Decades later, in 1969, Alucard was imprisoned in a dungeon in Hellsing manor by Arthur. According to Sir Hugh Irons, Arthur Hellsing came to believe that Alucard was "too powerful a drug to be used as more than the occasional medicine"

Boomstick: Alucard demonstrates, in various incarnations of the series, an astonishing and overwhelming range of supernatural attributes; these include, but are probably not limited to a form of immortality.

Wiz: This ability is rather ambiguous, as Alucard himself has stated that immortality is a myth. However, what it most likely refers to is the human souls inside Alucard; it has been speculated that, when damaged by blow that would have killed or incapacitated him such as exceedingly holy weapons, the damage is instead directed to his reservoir of souls. Because this ability does not really grant him true immortality, it can be considered as pseudo-immortality.

Boomstick: Thing is after "Monster of God" Anderson destroyed the rest of Level 0, Alucard was still able to regenerate on par with him. (This was on par with Alucard before releasing Level 0). And though the "soul count" theory is just a fan theory, and has never been definitively proven, there is some evidence in the series to support it.

Wiz: When he is struck by holy weapons some of the souls spontaneously die even though they were unscathed. Also, at the end of the series, Alucard stated he returns by killing all the souls inside him but one. It was even speculated by Anderson, an experienced vampire hunter & expert, that this was the reason for his not being able to kill Alucard.

Boomstick: Alucard's ability to regenerate is considerably greater than most other vampire's. He has regenerated from a pool of blood and from being decapitated, blown to shreds by gunfire, incinerated completely, etc.

Wiz: When damaged to an extreme extent, his body simply turns into a shadow-like substance and reconstitutes. Exceedingly holy weapons have been shown to incapacitate him for a time, but even Anderson, augmented with Helena's Nail, could do no lasting harm to him. While regenerating against Anderson, he became a shadow entity at one point.

Boomsticl: Alucard has been known to hit targets at great range using handguns while looking the other way. He does this by using his so-called 'third eye'. Alucard can physically rip humans and vampires apart with ease. Not to mention he can slice through Tubalcain's cards which are sharp and strong enough to easily cut through a uranium shell moving at high speed, without the slightest damage done to the cards themselves.

Wiz: With just his bare hand, he was able to stab through Alexander Anderson, infused with the Nail of Helena, in the heart and kill him while the Casull did not have noticeable impact on a human Anderson. Alucard can move faster than the eye can see, such as when he seemingly appeared to be a glint of light like artificial vampires have shown in his fight with Tubalcain. He's fast enough to keep up with a vampirized Walter Dornez, who was shown to be able to outpace bullets from machine guns when he was human.

(Cue Hellsing Opening Theme)

Boomstick: He has demonstrated the ability to catch bullets like Rip Van Winkle's and ordinary ones. He easily caught Rip Van Winkle's magic bullet with his teeth. And this is the same bullet which punctured an SR-71 moving down at Mach 3.2 speed several times in rapid succession and intercepted multiple missiles! He also has the freaking ability to defy gravity! Being seen leaping impossible distances and can walk up vertical surfaces.

Wiz: Among these abilities, Alucard is also capable of intangibility, shadow manipulation, shape-shifting, weather control, teleportation, telekinesis, telepathy, mind-reading, hypnosis, precognition, familiar summoning, blood, and soul-sucking, a form of hibernation, immunity to vampiric weaknesses, and the ability to sense supernatural activity.

Boomstick: In addition to his superhuman abilities, Alucard also possesses centuries of combat experience. While he usually relies on crushing his opponents with sheer power, he does at times use strategy. When he fought Alhambra, Alucard used shadow duplicates to distract him, allowing Alucard to close the distance between them and deliver the death blow.

Wiz: And his most notable ability, Omnipresence. At the end of the series, Alucard acquired Schrödinger's quantum reality manipulation powers after absorbing him during the Millennium incident. This grants him the ability to exist wherever and however he wishes to.

Boomstick: He can exist in multiple places at once using this power, and he can appear in astral realms like being physically present in a person's mind for example. It also makes him completely immortal; Any alterations to his person by outside forces can simply be imagined away, including fatal injuries.

Wiz: Alucard is an exceedingly lethal combatant even when unarmed, due to his extensive supernatural abilities and strength, but he also uses various weapons in battle. These have included swords, machine guns, and traditional vampire-slaying tools such as stakes and crosses.

Boomstick: Additionally, Alucard has two signature weapons, a pair of oversized and overpowered handguns named the .454 Casull and the Jackal which is specially designed to kill regeneraters. In Hellsing: The Dawn, he wielded a Thompson Sub-Machine Gun.

Wiz: The ammunition for Alucard's Casull appear to be hollow point rounds, giving them even more stopping power.

Boomstick: He is the most powerful warrior of the Hellsing Organization which works against vampires and other such supernatural forces. Alucard is no mere vampire; he is the most powerful Crimson Fuck-Mothering vampire.

Wiz: However, will this be enough to take down DIO and The World?

Dio Brando

(NOTE: In This What-If? Death Battle, Dio has powers from both Part 1 and Part 3)

(Cue JoJo ASB OST - Dio Brando's Theme)

Wiz: Dario Brando, an abusive, drunk, and dying father had told his son, Dio Brando about a rich man he "saved" (in reality Dario was going to rob him) wanting to adopt Dio.

Boomstick:  After Dio literally spat on his grave he encounters the Joestar family's youngest member at the time (late 19th century), Jonathan Joestar whom he would constantly torture for the most of their adolescent lives.

Wiz: 4 years later, Dio had enough and was poisoning their father, George Joestar while pretending to be "a good son/brother" to anyone in the Joestar household (despite Dio burning Jonathan's dog, stealing his girlfriend's, Erina -and later future wife of Jonathan's- kiss, and even about to kill him with a knife during a brawl with him).

BoomstickJonathan finds out about this and gets the police to arrest Dio. But Dio uses an ancient Aztec stone mask that turns people into Vampires!

Wiz: After Jonathan "killed" Dio in his castle he was happily married to his girlfriend, Erina Pendleton, but Dio (now just a head) is persistent in killing and then using Jonathan's body.

Boomstick: This seems to fail as Jonathan makes the ship overload and bound to blow up and tells Erina to leave with a baby into Dio's coffin (which was made to survive such a blast). Yet somehow Dio (even though he was in Jonathan's lap clearly a few feet away from the coffin) had made it out alive with Jonathan's body.

Wiz: He then meets an old lady who saw him as a "great future" and gave him a strange arrow that when Dio used on himself to get a Stand named after the tarot card "The World".

Boomstick: Though by gaining his Stand everyone else in the living Joestar Blood-line (Joseph Joestar, Holy Kujo, Josuke Higashikata, and Jotaro Kujo) had gain one too!

Wiz: But in 1988, one of them -Holy Kujo- has become ill because of it. This causes her father -Joseph Joestar, protagonist of Part 2: Battle Tendency- and her son, Jotaro with the help of 4 other Stand Users (also based on tarot cards) along the way to defeat the newly named "DIO" thus begin the events of Part 3: Stardust Crusaders to break DIO's Curse to save Jotaro's mother/Joseph's daughter and end the Joestar/Dio Feud.

Boomstick: Being a JoJo vampire also lets Dio have Hypnosis, the ability to fuse other organic beings as well as flight, levitation, and teleportation. Among other perks, Dio also gained buff in Durability which goes well with his new Regeneration ability that is basically Rapid Healing.

Wiz: With this Dio is able to piece himself together even after being hit by a dozen close-ranged grenades. Dio also had Immortality to boot meaning he never ages or even tires out, unless he is wounded that is. With JoJo Vampirism Dio is able to Freeze organic material via touch, shoot Eye-beams that can reach stratosphere and above, and of course suck blood.....through his Fingers...

Boomstick: Laser eyes, freezing touch, and sucks blood through fingers? What kind of vampire is that? Answer: A JoJo Vampire.

(Cue JoJo ASB OST - DIO's Theme)

Wiz: Moving on. When Dio had risen once again, he later gained a manifestation of the soul known as a Stand. His Stand was named The World that acts as a spirit bodyguard or 'punchy-ghosts'. It was the twin Stand of Jotaro Kujo's Star Platinum, so any feat one could accomplish the other could too.

Boomstick: And seeing how they tie most of the times they collide with -The World usually having the upper-hand- it is very plausible to assume that The World can easily break through car-sized set of diamond teeth and move at Faster-Than-Light speeds as Star Platinum could go head to head with the likes of Silver Chariot who outran a Stand that traveled through light and block a Stand who shot the suns rays.

Wiz: Over the course of the series Dio has Super Strength that is enough to lift over 10-20 tons. Dio himself has Super Speed around hypersonic, and his Stand around FTL speed and even FTL/Bullet-like speed reaction time as evident when Dio himself flicked away Noriaki Kakyoin's Emerald Splash. And with The World, Dio is able to stop time for 11 seconds and grows as Dio lives longer and drains more blood. Dio is overall a cunning, philosophical, and well-read strategist.

Boomstick: All of this, however, is at the expense of having a body sustained by sheer willpower alone, rather than vital energy. A sufficiently powerful vital force - specifically, sunlight or the Hamon/Ripple force - will negate the sustaining force's presence and disintegrate the long-unliving body.

Wiz: His Stand if broken or attacked, will break him as well. However, he isn't dead per say, more like in a coma or in the process of regenerating as to be sure he is dead Jotaro and Joseph had to put him in the Sun.  

Boomstick: For all his great powers, Dio is hampered, like oh-so-many Shonen villains, by his EXTREME arrogance. He’s so intelligent, but in the desire to completely humiliate an opponent, he ignores the most simple and direct solution. This, in combination with MASSIVE PIS (Plot-Induced Stupidity) during his fight with Jotaro (whose own time stop powers happened to manifest at the most convenient time), led to his defeat against Jotaro.

Wiz: But will all of this be enough to defeat the crimson fuck-mothering vampire? Well, it looks like our combatants are set, lets settle this debate once and for all!


Death Battle (Old)

(NOTE: This fight will incorporate both the canon personalities and Takahata101's and AntFish's Abridged personalities)


It is the dawn of night, in Cairo, Egypt.

Dio is sitting in his mansion wondering/talking to himself out loud if he sounds like Tim Curry.

Suddenly Alucard pops out.

Alucard: "Why yes, you do sound like an Indian cuisine named 'Tim'."

Dio Brando: "What's this? Another vampire? I wasn't aware there was any other Stone Masks."

Alucard: "Stone Masks? INCORRECT! Inconceivable! I, Alucard, am the first and strongest vampire and vampire hunter in the world!"

Dio Brando: "Well I, DIO, do believe that I, Dio! Am the strongest vampire in this universe! And also happen to have a Stand named 'The World'. And you're a vampire and vampire hunter? A little ironic don't you think?"

Alucard: "You think I haven't noticed by now? Well anyway...I, ALUCARD, AM HERE TO SLAY YOU DIO!"

Dio Brando: "How do you know my name?"

Alucard: "What do you mean? You are a famous rock-star vampire, aren't you? You are Ronnie James DIO -leader of the cult 'Dio', right?"

Dio Brando: "Wai-WHAT?! I'm not Ronnie James Dio! I'm Dio Brando!" Incarnation of Ronnie James Dio's awesome with Marlon Brando's...last name..."

Alucard: "Oh well then, my mistake... I'll just be leaving then."

Dio Brando: *whispers* "I am a vampire you know, I said so."



Dio Brando: "It's Dio Brando. Not Marlon Brando, GEEZ!" (he said from an afar building's roof). [Dio had used a Time Stop to get some knives and move to the building].

Alucard: (How did he get over there? Did he use a teleporter? Bah those things don't exist, YET. Is he a Time Lord? Pshh that's crazy, I'm a Time Lord. It says so in my FanFic). [Dio is heard muttering in the background].

Dio Brando: "Well it's been KNIFE, (comedic pause) knowing you!"

Alucard is hit by several knives to no affect,

Alucard: "BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!" (Alucard takes out Baskerville).

Dio Brando: "Hey I do too! WITH MY HANDS!"

Dio uses another "Time Stop" and swipes his hands at Baskerville and drains its blood while draining some of the other Familiars and Alucard's blood.

Alucard: "Goddammit!... That was my favorite..."

Dio takes out off his cloth/jacket and upper wear and reveals his underwear (his Loose/No-Sleeve T-Shirt).

Alucard: (Here comes the "Why Boner"! Of course with a vengeance!)

Dio Brando: "As you can see I have change my clothes. Meaning that I, Dio, have grown stronger!"

Alucard: "I can tell... No homo."

Dio Brando: "Too late I felt the homo."

Alucard sends in a quarter of his Familiars, as he sees Dio Brando as a serious threat.

Dio takes out all of them by freezing them and smashing them then absorbing their blood, while Alucard fires several rounds of ammunition at Dio.

Dio either catches them with "The World" and throws them away or they just stop right as they touch his skin.

Alucard: "Well... then..."

Another quarter of Alucard's familiars come and occupy Dio.

Alucard throws several common street objects such as a door, cars, street lamps/poles, Dio's furniture, and even some of Dio's own minions at him.

Dio hits them all away while running towards Alucard.

Alucard sprints towards Dio and both are in a grappling position. Dio's hands are around Alucard's neck, while Alucard's hands are around Dio's upper body and shoulders.

Alucard: "Hah! Fool! At this very moment, I'm draining your blood!"

Dio Brando: "And so am I!"

Alucard, realizing Dio can absorb blood through his hands severs Dio's hands with a sword with Holy Water recently put on it.

The Holy Water trickles over Dio's hands, wrists, and arms leaving him unharmed and but Alucard's superhuman strength and speed had enough force to cut them off.

Dio Brando: "No my sexy hands!"

Alucard: "Try sucking my blood no-...(Dio attaches his hands back into his wrists)-oww...I guess the Holy Water really did have no effect..."

Dio (with The World) begins to kick and punch the shit out of Alucard for a good 30 seconds after a while he is sent flying. During his flight, Alucard sends out his shadow to strike at Dio while Alucard takes out his Jackal and fires several rounds at his opponent.

Dio notices this and flicks the bullet away, he then sees Alucard's shadow and moves enough so the Shadow only glazes Dio's skin and goes right back into Alucard who is once again being beat like a punching bag while he can't see the invisible (meta-physically/astral-supernatural projection) Stand boxer that is "The World".

The World lets go of Alucard only to then throw and punch Alucard right through his chest, sending Alucard flying.

While Alucard has full regenerated in a few seconds, Dio is nowhere to be seen.

Alucard: (It's strange he has this, supernatural ability! My familiars could sense it! He said he had called something a Stand named 'The World'? He also seemed to be able to stop time, I, Alucard, and my familiars could sense that as well... better to use strategy than sheer force. Right after I distract him with my sheer force! Wait, why can't I move? WHY CAN'T I MOVE?! I can't speak either! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! He stopped time again!).

Alucard sits there for a few seconds and wonders: (I wonder what that Dio fellow is doing right now...I guess he ran out of steam and rolled right out of here!)

Dio Brando: "Oh Alkie baby! LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT! IT'S A STEAMROLLER!!!"

Alucard: "OH FUCK THAT'S A STEAMROLLER" (Alucard tries to take out the remaining half of his familiars and his shadow, but to no avail...).

Dio Brando: "Oh it's just so, USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS~!!!" (Dio is repeatedly hitting the said steamroller).

The steamroller blows up and a cloud of smoke and dust appears and disperse as Dio falls back down on the ground, landing on his feet unharmed.

Dio Brando: "And that takes care of that."

Alucard: "That kinda hurt."

Dio Brando: "What?! Still alive are we now?"

Alucard's remaining half familiars attack Dio while Alucard's shadow tries sneaking up from behind.

Dio Brando: "THE WORLD! Time is frozen today!" (Dio kills and absorbs all the remaining familiars while Alucard's shadow was on the verge of striking Dio).

Time resumes, but then is stopped in a blink of the eye*

Dio Brando: "Oh time resumed? Too bad it's frozen again! Thanks to your little sprites, Alkie."

Alucard: (Don't call me that, why is he calling me that).

Dio Brando: "I can now stop time for up to 11 WHOLE MINUTES! And do you know what I'm going to do?"

Dio Brando then performs the "Legendary Za Warudo/WRRRRRY Combo" for the remaining 10 minutes (He wasted 1 whole minute talking to a frozen Alucard) with the added bonuses of Dio's Space Ripper Stingy Eyes" and URRRRRRRRRRY (Vaporizing Freeze Combo used on Dire/All-Star Battle) at the end of each LZW/W Combo.


Time Resumes, and it is still around midnight*

Dio Brando: "Now the fanboys will have something to rage about! Tell them how I won already! Oh, and this time I finally got to say: WR-" *cuts off to Results*

Results (Old)

Wiz: Don't EVER tell me how to do my job! Anyways...*Boomstick is heard crying and shouting gibberish until a shotgun blast is heard, then it's quiet*

Wiz: Did that shut you up?

Boomstick: *sniffs* Yes...

Wiz:...Anyways, that could of been a real close match-up if not for some differing factors. These factors include: The World couldn't be hurt by Alucard as Stands can only be hurt by other Stands or beings similar to Stands such as Personas; though Alucard and his Familiars could sense and possibly hurt The World, Alucard's Familiars would be no match.

Boomstick: The World is like Star Platinum, Star Platinum could break through a whole set of car-sized diamond-teeth, Star Platinum can go mano-e-mano with Silver Chariot who would move faster than a stand of light making both Silver Chariot and Star Platinum FTL or MFTL. The World is shown to be slightly faster and even stronger than Star Platinum meaning it is either MFTL or less likely FTL as well. One time stop attack from The World would equate to about 2 MOABs (Mother-of-All-Bombs). This can equal to about enough force to ravage a country.

Wiz: Alucard maybe the Ultimate and original Vampire in his universe. But, Dio Brando is a JoJo Vampire, meaning he can't be killed by the conventional vampire means. Dio could only be defeated by Hamon/Ripple (a breathing technique used for healing and fighting/countering the undead) and the Sun and even then Hamon didn't fully do the job. While the Jackal is designed to kill regeneraters, it wouldn't even reach Dio thanks to him being able to deflect the Emerald Splash, and also thanks to The World which can easily catch bullets

Boomstick: Even though Alucard did have his Familiars, they are made up of the bloods and souls of the people he drained. This means that Dio can absorb them through his hands (as he drains blood normally). Once Dio absorbed all of his Familiars, which I remind you are the bloods and souls of people and animals drained by Alucard, Alucard ran out of lives as his "Immortality" as even Alucard states is just him using up the souls and blood he has drained.

Wiz: Again, once Dio absorbed all of Alucard's Familiars, he could now possess a better/longer time stop. As when he drains blood (either that of a Joestars or even that of powerful people/opponents) he can gain even more superhuman strength, speed, agility, and a longer time stop. Once Dio had drained Joseph Joestar's blood, he was able to take on Star Platinum (who need I remind you broke though diamond and a barrage of punches from SP would be equal to that of 2 MOABs, like The World) without the use of his Stand. So imagine if he sucked out all of Alucard's victims' blood? He'd be unstoppable even without his Stand.

Boomstick: All of Dio's move-set and abilities could easily counter anything Alucard threw at him, bullets wouldn't touch him as he could either deflect them or stop them with The World meaning the Jackal wouldn't help. And besides, in Part 3 only Dio's head was pure vampire the rest of the body was Jonathan Joestar's and was even immune to Hamon. It wasn't only until he had drained Joseph Joestar that he fully became a vampire. And when Dio would become one, Alucard would stand no chance at all as Dio's time stop would increase as well as his superhuman abilities. And thanks to The World, Alucard can't even touch Dio, and if he did somehow he would instantly freeze thanks to Dio's Vaporizing Freeze.

Wiz: Even with Schrodinger Alucard really doesn't STAND a chance. Despite being everywhere at any given time, Alucard still can't hurt Dio even if he went inside his mind. Dio himself is immune to hypnosis and cannot be controlled through it. And since Stands and Schrodinger seems to both exist in an astral plane of existence, one might question whether The World can completely counter it. Even if Schrodinger Alucard touched Dio, a combination of Dio's Vaporizing Freeze and Time Stop with that country-level destruction could easily kill Alucard 100 times over way before Alucard has enough time to react and regenerate. Besides,, who said Dio wouldn't spam his Time Stop? Especially against something like Schrodinger Alucard.

Boomstick: Alucard really wasn't the greatest vampire in "The World". The Winner is Dio Brando. *sniff*

Advantages & Disadvantages (Old)


+Schrodinger is OP

+Large arsenal of weaponry and firearms

+Major Experience in hunting and killing vampires

+Bitch he eats people & vampires daily

+Could eat Dio (somewhat possible)

=Infinite Stamina

=Unknown if The World and Schrodinger could affect one another (Plausible)

=Cocky and Arrogant

-Can't touch Dio

-Can be frozen by Vaporizing Freeze

-Can easily be pummeled by The World

-Can't get in close range with Dio

-Familiars can't match up to The World

-Familiars can be drained

-Has no counter to the Time Stop

-Can't get in close proximity to Dio or will be constantly pummeled by The World

-Is not "immortal"; instead uses up the souls of those he had drained when he is hit with fatal attacks/injuries

Dio Brando

+The World & Dio are superior in strength

+Better regeneration (if excluding Schrodinger)

+Blood makes his regeneration instant

+Can easily absorb Alucard's blood and familiars

+Blood gives him a massive power-up

+Time Stop increases over long periods of time (unless he has drained blood which speeds up the increase)

+Can counter nearly everything Alucard has

+Can easily deflect and stop bullets

+MFTL Stand and FTL Speed/Reactions

+Dio isn't as dumb as he may seem

+Focuses much on close range and with his strength, he could easily overpower Alucard

+Vaporizing Freeze can easily kill Alucard

+Vaporizing Freeze+Time Stop+The World+Country Level Destructive Capability can easily kill Schrodinger Alucard before he can react/regenerate over and over

+Time Stop is instantaneous

+Is not affected by holy or blessed weaponry

+If Alucard gets in close proximity to Dio, The World can easily kill him over and over

=Infinite Stamina

=Unknown if The World and Schrodinger could affect one another (Plausible)

=Cocky and Arrogant

-Has never fought a vampire before

-Less experience in fighting vampires

Death Battle (Re-Written)

(NOTE: This fight will incorporate both the canon personalities and Takahata101's and AntFish's Abridged personalities)


(Cue JoJo OST - Dark Rebirth)

In Egypt, deep within the alleyways and streets of Cairo during the chill of the night, the clock tower struck midnight signifying darkness's rebirth. A lone man wanders the desolate streets of a misty and menacing Cairo. The man, while foreign to the deserts of Egypt, knew the streets well after venturing and living off of it for what seemed to be years. Yet for a bizarre turnabout of events, the man found himself wandering aimlessly seeming to have lost complete sense of direction...The mist closes in on him garnering his attention.

The man's long clothing and cape spun around complimenting his shift in motion. He stares blankly and uninterested towards a certain location in the mist. Glaring deeply into the polluted atmosphere, he picked a peculiar aura in his presence. The man arched back, his hands latched onto the waistline of his pants.

The Man in the Coat: "I can sense your presence...It reeks of a torn past, blood, death, and something...Supernatural. Trust me when I say this, I can not only sense your pain but I share this pain...You have an amazing power inside of you, greater than anything I've ever felt. Why don't we be friends? For starters allow me to share with you my name, they call me DIO. Dio Brando. And a quick question to you, do I sound like Tim Curry?"

The man stands there waiting what would feel like hours. Then to his suspicions, a shadowy figure in what appeared to be a bright red coat approached the position DIO was loitering from the mist. DIO smirked but soon as he saw the man in the red coat's elongated smile he knew something was off.

(Cue Hellsing Opening Theme)

Alucard: "Mmm, yes you do sound like an Indian cuisine named curry! Let's hope you don't taste like him though! I don't prefer spicy curry but for you 'friend' I'd make an exception!"

DIO: "Wha-"

Alucard: "I'm going to eat you. After I've killed you to death until you die."

DIO: "Uhh-"

Alucard: "Bitch I eat people! There I said it for you dickface? Happy?"

DIO: "Is Dio Brando going to have to choke a bitch?"

Alucard: "You're gonna choke yourself? Aight, fine by me."

DIO: "I'm going to assume you're going to eat me with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti."

Alucard: "Nah I'm probably going to eat you limb by limb with my familiars or suck your blood and soul dry. Or all of the above."

DIO: "Oh ho ho! What's this? Another vampire? What's this? I wasn't aware there was any other Stone Masks."

Alucard: "Stone Masks? INCORRECT! Inconceivable! I, Alucard, am the first and strongest vampire and vampire hunter in the world!"

DIO: "Well I, DIO, do believe that I, DIO! Am the strongest vampire in this universe! And also happen to have a Stand named 'The World'. And you're a vampire and vampire hunter? A little ironic don't you think? And why exactly have you come here to my domain?"

Alucard: "You think I haven't noticed the irony by now? Well as for why I am here, I was planning to get your autograph, Ronnie James Dio! Then suck your blood and soul afterward, though you look different when I first saw you perform..."

DIO: "Ronnie James Dio...? Wha-WAIT, I'M NOT FAMOUS ROCK STAR RONNIE JAMES DIO. Though maybe rest in peace over the Silver Mountain on top of the Rainbow in the Dark while riding the tiger named 'Holy Diver'."

Alucard: "What do you mean? You are a famous rock-star vampire, aren't you? You are Ronnie James Dio leader of the cult 'DIO', right?"

DIO: "NO I told you! I am not Ronnie James Dio! I'm 'Dio Brando'! You know the 'IT WAS ME DIO' and 'WRYYYYYY' vampire guy?! Incarnation of Ronnie James Dio's awesome with Marlon Brando's...last name..."

Alucard: "Oh well then, my mistake... I'll just be leaving then."

DIO: "Ahh, finally. Thank I, DIO, he finally lef-"


Pic by Tierhalibelbrylle

(Cue JoJo OST - Final Battle)

Alucard shot a bullet straight at DIO's head. The only reason it didn't pass through DIO's thick skull was due to the unforeseen equation of his Stand, The World.

DIO suddenly vanished before Alucard's eyes, appearing atop the rooftops of the many structures in Cairo. As he lays atop the building, DIO proceeds to take out a handful of knives hidden in his clothing. Alucard glances over towards DIO with a frown seemingly not amused with him.

Yet something hit Alucard in the back of his mind: How did he get over there? Did he use a teleporter? Bah, those things don't exist, YET. Is he a Time Lord? Pshh that's crazy, I'm a Time Lord. It says so in my FanFic that I wrote.

DIO: *walks over by the ledge of the roof* "Well I'll have to admit, it sure was KNIFE! *pulls out the handful of knives* Comedic pause...And continue joke...KNOWING YOU! *throws the two handful of knives*

Alucard gives off a wide smirk as the knives fly towards him. Alucard confidently walks into the knives letting them scrap, stab, and pierce deep into his flesh. He laughs it off as he pulls out two silver shining pistols and positions his arms at DIO's direction and fires without looking up.

DIO swerves to the right to avoid the incoming shots and launches a knife straight towards Alucard's head. The knife strikes deep into his head but Alucard jabs it in further, expelling ample amounts of blood from the side of his head.

Alucard: "I seriously believed you would think of something better to do than just throw kitchen knives you dick waffle."

DIO: "Look up."

Alucard: "I'm not going to fall for that tri-"

A horde of knives flew through and into Alucard's body as two cars crushed him underneath. DIO jumped down in a cocky manner as he peered over what he thought was the supposed final resting of his red-coated adversary. To ensure and satisfy his curiosity paranoia, DIO thrust himself to the top of the cars and began pummeling the hood of the cars, and quickly moved away as they exploded.

DIO overlooks the flames and the pool of red, as a bloody stream escapes from the cracks of the streets and car. Feeling as though his paranoid thoughts of Alucard making it out alive had died out, he began to walk away as his cape catches the wind...And the bullets of the Prince of Darkness.

DIO frowns as he glares at his torn cape then at Alucard who can do nothing but smile. He releases his cape into the wind as he takes one step motion towards Alucard. DIO took one more step then he suddenly vanished before Alucard's eyes. DIO lets out a "Hmph." as if finding amusement in Alucard's confusion. Alucard quickly turns and fires three loud rounds each from his Jackal and Casull.

As soon as the bullets were right at his skull, DIO appeared hovering behind Alucard, as a hole in Alucard's gut opened up, spewing a fountain of red water as he flew into the wall of an empty house. DIO stood in the streets, his ear fixed towards the hole in the wall. Alucard lays on the floor then rises and dashes with immense speed towards DIO's location.

(Cue JoJo OST - Awakening Darkness of The World)

Alucard slashes at DIO's neck catching DIO off-guard due to him being too careless. A sprinkler of blood violently sprays the city's street. DIO slowly approaches the wound as Alucard comes back slashing once more, slicing the back of his neck and thus decapitating the British vampire. His head and body fell harshly to the ground, Alucard sent his familiars out to devour the remains of the Joestars' adversary.

As the familiars drooled closely at the remains, a hail of fists struck three of them as the head of DIO attaches itself back to its stolen body. DIO turns around, showing only the angered flash from his pupils towards Alucard. Alucard has his familiars attempt a second strike, only for DIO to once again vanish as his familiars seemed drained with DIO standing a bit further away from them.

DIO: *uses his hands to adjust his head and cracks his neck* "Much better...Now, to deal with you..."

Alucard and two new familiars attempt to speed up to DIO but is stopped by a sudden force of what felt like fists striking them and sending them back where they started. Alucard attempts it another time, only to have his chin, neck, face, and shoulders smashed and skidding through the bloody floors of Cairo.

Alucard: "You...Have a familiar as well? Heh...That won't matter..." *licks the blood around his lips*

DIO was smirking as he had replied.

DIO: "A Familiar? You could call it that, but I assure you that's not what it is. It's so much more than a weakling familiar..."

DIO has The World appear beside him as they both emit a yellowish light around them. DIO idly stands by, waiting for Alucard to make a move. And not too long after he does, Alucard pulls off a diagonal jump into the air then takes out his Jackal firing at the intention of ending DIO's regeneration. As Alucard begins falling back down he sends his shadow and familiars to strike DIO from behind. However DIO hasn't even moved once and is hiding his eyes from the light, his mouth, cheeks, and nostrils are only visible in the light.

DIO lets out a soft chuckle and a small smile as it protrudes into a loud chuckle and a maddening smile as he shouted his infamous line



DIO in stopped time decreases his chuckle as his smile turns back to an arrogant smirk. DIO slowly approaches the still mid-air Alucard as he shoves his hands deep into his wounds, beginning to drain his blood. Once he felt as though the time stop was near its end, he had The World deliver two deep punches through Alucard's chest.


(Cue Sick Puppies - You're Going Down)

Alucard is sent flying into a billboard, but he quickly begins regenerating as he gets up and stands on top of the billboard staring at DIO. DIO stares back as he suddenly pushes himself high into the air and begins flying towards Alucard. Alucard tries to delay his advancing maneuvers via shooting more rounds from his Jackal while spreading his familiars and shadows out across the rooftops of Cairo hoping to ensnare DIO into a trap.

As DIO dodges the bullets, the familiars and shadows attempt to strike surrounding DIO! DIO is not impressed as he suddenly appears behind Alucard with his fists driven deep into his neck as his upper body begins freezing. Alucard's familiars were beaten up, but not dead -as they grew back into Alucard the ice begins freezing them too as DIO raises his hand high in the air. The blond vampire crashed his hand into the freezing vampire's neck causing him to shatter and finally break apart. Seemingly killing both Alucard and his familiars as both revert to a huge pool of blood, shadows, and his shattered pieces.

Alucard was indeed still alive and reformed as DIO was busy overlooking Cairo, Alucard to both his own and DIO's surprise struck him in the back of his neck.

Alucard: "Hmph. As we speak I am currently sucking out your life essence you dick waffle!"

DIO: "Don't think so." *snears at Alucard as he appears in front of Alucard and has The World smash him down harshly towards the red-stained and iron pungent-smelling streets*

DIO suddenly appeared carrying a stop sign?! The time-stopping vampire thrust the sign at the Crimson Fucker's head, somehow managing to hit with enough force to badly slash the red-coated vampire's neck. Blood gushed out like.

DIO smashes his knuckles repeatedly into Alucard's slashed neck as he has his Stand land a vertical punch near the wound, causing the head of the Prince of Darkness to fly high into the air. DIO stood idly by as suddenly dozens of knives appear around his opponent's head.

DIO back-flips as he is minutes away from stomping his opponent's head with the Hound of Baskerville appears and snatches DIO's legs. Just before all of DIO's limbs are devoured, he has The World drive its fist through its "head" -if you can really call it a head- with an infamous "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA" barrage.

Alucard's body suddenly jumps up sporadically as it fires 5 point-blank bullets from his Jackal at DIO's head.

DIO stands there twitching a bit, holding the side of his head revealing he had stopped the bullet with his Stand but failed to dodge two bullets that grazed the side of his head. DIO stared at Alucard's head and body as he prepares to send The World after the two body parts.

(Cue Hellsing Ultimate OP FanMade - Creditless)

Alucard's head was placed improperly back in place, as he regenerates it back in place he sends off a wide smile with a large hint of madness in it.

Alucard vanished as he then reappeared mid-air firing countless bullets at DIO at a short distance. Each time he fired, the fuckmothering vampire drifted closer and closer at DIO who also had suspended himself mid-air. DIO dodged or caught the countless bullets as a small count of a few bullets managed to have caress against and shred the sides of his skin and body.

DIO is hit in the side of his body by a shadow of Alucard's smeared his blood all around in the air. DIO was close enough and had his Stand strike Alucard as he got closer to freeze him again. However, Alucard's unfrozen body parts started shifting their form. They expanded into shadowy and spiky-like appendages with multiple eyes as they envelop the ice surrounding Alucard's body.

Another part of the appendages slashes and claw towards DIO, who freezes, drains, and/or smashes them when they come close to him and his Stand's range. Despite the blond's efforts, the appendages just keep on growing and striking. Soon DIO's had enough and begins lashing out full force with barrages.

The broken pieces of Alucard's flesh just kept growing and reattaching as DIO angrily kept flailing his and his Stand's fists deep into Alucard's dismembered body. Alucard can't help but smile as DIO attempts the same action repeatedly as they begin falling towards a rooftop. DIO pushed himself away from the tangling appendages as he let his Stand vibrate deadly kicks onto the appendages and what chunks of his body remained as they were shot through the roof.


Not wanting to risk seeing those unholy appendages again and ending this bizarre abomination, DIO quickly teleported and rushed at hypersonic speeds to an unknown location with the glimmer of yellow and a dull silver hit his irises. He smirked, consciously also stopping time as he then approached the unknown object and grabbed the object over his head, and disappeared.

Alucard's POV

As Alucard started piecing himself together, both literally and figuratively, DIO's presence was far out almost as if it was non-existent. As a near fraction of a second had just passed on, right when Alucard made the slightest movement out of nowhere it seemed so sudden what happened next...

Third-Person POV in Frozen Time

A dark shadow engulfed the statue-like Alucard as DIO shouted out at the top of his lungs, despite the fact that his opponent could not hear him in stopped time anyways his infamous line:

DIO had brought down the brass metallic steamroller on top of his helpless foe the Prince of Darkness. And quickly DIO went into a state akin to a "berserk mode", having his fists and the strength and speed of The World wrought down onto the steamroller. Each punch received his battle cry "MUDA", each punch also added to more and more force until the whole front of the vehicle appeared shattered and crumbled like paper.


Before Alucard knew it the yellow construction vehicle had burst out into a flames; as if spontaneously combusting thus causing large shrapnel and various shards of flaming metal to enter and stick in the red-coated Romanians flesh. For a normal person, this would have instantly kill and flatten them as soon as the steamroller had crushed them.

The yellow-coated vampire stood what he believed to be his true victory. No one could survive the steamroller time stop barrage combination right? Or so he had thought...Just as Jotaro had done before to DIO, Alucard has DIO speechless as he witnesses the Impaler begin to grasp an inhumane form similar to the appendages he experienced earlier.

(Cue Voodoo Kingdom)

A mutter, a mumble, a groan, and a sigh...These were the only responses that escaped the lips of a distraught DIO. The only ones he could make out as he awaited the next action of his monstrous foe.

The rain began pouring down on the two vampires and the red-blooded streets of Cairo, washing it away from the pavement and into sewer drains. The red-coated monstrosity stood there still regenerating but nearly complete, and the yellow coat and green shirted time stopper still waiting to see what else this monster has in store.

Alucard commanded consciously his familiars, his appendages, his shadow, and the souls of the damned locked within himself to attempt to envelope then engulf their British aggressor in a fate worse than death. Only for once again the British undead to appear to have smashed his attackers with what again felt like fists, a draining, and freezing.

Alucard became increasingly interested and annoyed in his opponent. The former Prince of Romania knew that he would fully enjoy the stench and flavor of his blood, the taste of his unclean soul, the texture of his skin, and the quality of his flesh.

DIO still waited and stalled for his opposite to confront him with another useless attack. Alucard ran up against his foe at hypersonic speeds slashing at DIO's chest as a wall of flesh and darkness cascaded around DIO's body. Before nearly having his head ripped off and his limbs torn to shreds, DIO was easily quick enough to have The World to lodge its fists into and through the attackers with speed beyond Alucard's comprehension.

DIO then grabs two appendages that were en route to lash out at his neck and freezes them instantaneously. DIO snaps the frozen appendages into piece with his cold undead hands, he takes hold of the sharper shards of the appendages and javelins them right into Alucard's body.

Alucard flinches backward, his body arching forward from the icy flesh javelins that struck his body as he begins to freeze around the area they had struck. The very fraction of a moment Alucard arched back up a rush of force rips his appendages and torso to shreds. Not only that but the red coat Alucard treasured had its cape torn to pieces.

Alucard flowed with the remains of his beloved cape as he hid among them and the shadows.

Alucard: "Try as you like Mr. Brando but soon after you'll discover that you cannot beat me...For it takes a man to beat a monster such as myself!" *grins widely after jumping out of the darkness and begins lashing and blasting at DIO relentlessly*

DIO: "I am above man and monster...I am above all! Witness my power you mere mockery of your own species! Witness the omnipotent power of The World!

As the ludicrous variety of Alucard's attacks rush forth towards their target, DIO activates his Stand once more as it hovers over its arrogant user. The vampiric Stand user then awaited the projectiles, silently lingering for an opportune moment.

DIO smacked the oncoming projectiles with the power of his Stand, it ripped through any familiars that got around a 5-20 meter range away from DIO. DIO scoops up the red substance that now stains his clothes and licks it off his hand. Alucard became increasingly intrigued in this new prey, as he stands there DIO takes this opportunity to have his turn to level up the playing fields.

DIO sizes up this new monstrosity as he flies over to him at movements faster than the human eye can see, but Alucard easily sees this movements and manages to intercept DIO's hand-to-hand attacks with his guns and fires directly at DIO's eye. Early around the same time, he fired his bullet, DIO's irises opened up and launched a pressurized liquid as he proclaimed.


The Space Ripper Stingy Eyes fired before Alucard's bullets and even hit them, forcing them to be brought back down into Alucard's forehead. The god-complex blond utilized his laser eyes to carve out Alucard's head out as he latched down his icy hands upon his foe's neck.

DIO: "Vaporizing Freeze!"

The ice froze not only Alucard's body but his blood as well, the ice refusing to let Alucard's blood flow. DIO took his two hands and smashed the ice sculpture encasing Alucard. The Stand user began stomping and bashing his fists on the stony sidewalk the pieces were laid on, trying to truly cement his superiority over Alucard's useless abilities.

But as he raged on stomping, Alucard's body erupted in a black form that surrounded and cornered DIO. DIO not threatened starting flailing The World's sheer power against these black shadowy walls of flesh? They began bleeding out like a burst dam as eyes and various sharp teeth form along them. Alucard's body seemingly coming together in the middle.

DIO quickly rushed over to all the blood and drank it as he places his hands around Alucard's neck.

DIO: "You shall fuel my hunger! And aid me in your own defeat!"

Alucard: "No...It is you who shall fuel mine, Dio Brando!" *his eyes glowed a dark red as well as symbol on his glove*

DIO went on draining more blood straight from Alucard's neck as he had The World to cover for him as the shadows enclose on them. DIO then once again froze Alucard right after and bisected his frozen body with his bare hands!

As soon as an opening between the shadows appeared before his eyes, the blond had an expression that would make any man frightened. Several dozen shadows and familiars sprung up once again only being 15 meters away from DIO and Alucard's body. The World went on thrashing at all of them with Faster Than Light speeds and reactions as DIO finally has enough as he shouted the same two words once more.



DIO lets out a barrage of fists during the time stop to rain a fist of fury amongst all of Alucard's summons as he strikes his draining hands around their figures managing to absorb them.

DIO jumps away from the center almost too late as...


DIO was struck by the edges of the shadows as they managed to scrape and rip DIO's legs causing him to falter not too far behind the shadows. DIO stares at the shadows as Alucard begins to reform between them and reveals himself before DIO.

DIO can do nothing but laugh uncontrollably as he dips his hand into his own wounds and absorbs the iron-containing red substance.

DIO's hair has greatly changed, having spiked up, and stands firmly as he removes his yellow coat in a fabulous manner.

Alucard: "Ahh the return of the why boner...And with a sweet vengeance...Now Mr. Brando let me show you make a true vampire is capable of."

DIO: *smirks* "True vampire? You're looking right at him..."

Alucard: "Oh you mean Michael McDoesn'tExist?"

DIO: *scoffs at his poor attempt at a joke* "The wheel of fate is turning, the hands of time are spinning...It's time for the...FINAL ROUND!"

(Cue Demetori - The Maid and the Pocket Watch of Blood)

Alucard begins appearing in random places all around DIO as he taunts him with strikes that slash at his body. DIO can barely keep up himself and grows ever so weary of his mockery. DIO being tired of this foul play has The World grab the forms of Alucard's body as it strangles them high in the air and brings them down with enough force to shatter the very ground and cause a crater.

Alucard begins duplicating around DIO and appearing everywhere. DIO strikes down each one flawlessly with his Stand only like the myths of Hydra, with each one DIO successfully kills two other start appearing. DIO begins increasing the speed and force behind the punches in an attempt to overpower this process.

Alucards even started appearing under DIO, just continuing to taunt and aggravate him. They all began slashing at DIO and even managed to somehow begin targeting The World though barely. DIO has to relentlessly have his Stand on stand-by and his vaporizing freeze around his body.

Every Alucard that touches DIO is frozen solid and struck down by DIO himself while his Stand. DIO intercepts three Alucards trying to bisect him with his freezing hands as he opens his irises again and fires his Space Ripper Stingy Eyes. He lets his head turn around 360 degrees to fire at all the surrounding Alucards

The Alucards that surrounded DIO from his left and right sides were all bisected by the laser as he loses interest in fighting them all head-on.


DIO: "You gave me a lot of trouble back there but now I shall end it all!"

DIO sends The World to pummel the immobile Alucards, smashing several through the torso and head leaving only a few unharmed.

DIO: "You may appear to show up anywhere you want to in that monster of a form but you still cannot exist in my stopped time!"

DIO slashes The World's fists at the remaining Alucards as he turns a few other ones into a bloody fountain.


The bodies of the Alucards were hurled and some broke into bloody pieces or fell into pools of their own blood. All of them becoming nothing more than blood sprinklers that DIO begins feasting upon, but they begin to instantly reform and even collide together forming more terrifying forms.

DIO looks at them stunned at how they keep going and decides that it's best to just go with the most direct solution now, no turning back anyway and nothing else to do...


Before anything else could occur DIO had stopped time once more...This time counting its considerably new length...

DIO: *walks around the Alucards* "Thanks to all of that blood you spilled my strength, regeneration, Stand's power, and time stop have increased tenfold! I could easily pummel you now and leave your body as lovely blood fountains for me to consume!

DIO begins relentlessly smashing all the Alucards with The World in his greatly increased time stop. He makes sure that each Alucard is nothing more than a pool of blood and when they are he immediately drains that pool for more power.

DIO continues this process until finally there only lies one Alucard and his time stop is still going. DIO smirks as he waits for his time stop to end...

Alucard's POV

Alucard suddenly sees DIO and the drained remains of dozens of Alucards as he is then hit in the face with a fist full of force, sending him crashing through the streets and into a wall. Alucard quickly summoned more only for them to once again turn into a piles of corpses and some drops of blood as if all drained in a mere second.

Alucard: "How are you able to do this? Why can't I sense you!? I am to be the True Vampire! The first one and the king of them all!"

DIO: *smirks* "Useless!"

Alucard appears everywhere at once, surrounding DIO in his image and eternal shadow only to once again after a split second be turned into nothing more than a bloody sprinkler.

DIO: "No matter how many times you think you can appear all over, in every next second you will be turned into nothing more than a pile of useless shit! Die by the hands of a true vampire! THE WORLD!"

Alucard desperately tries to retaliate only to be bombarded by a time-stop barrage spam over and over (unbeknownst to him). And when he was turned into nothing more than a large pile of blood, DIO finally drained him and ended the battle once and for all.


DIO now victorious celebrates his victory by dancing and singing while piercing his own skin to let blood flow all over him and cackling like a maniac.

Results (Re-Written)

(Cue DIO - Holy Diver)

Wiz: And history repeats itself ladies and gentlemen. Yes, while Alucard's vampire hunting skills, weaponry, and his variety of abilities are impressive, none of them would work on DIO. Almost every ability he has, DIO has some sort of equivalent. Familiar summoning? Stand power. Hypnosis, teleportation? DIO has that too.

Boomstick: Even Alucard's guns wouldn't do much in this fight. 'But Wiz and Boomstick, what about the Jackal it's designed to kill regenerators!'

Wiz: While this is true, a bullet is nothing to DIO and The World. Seeing as Jotaro's Star Platinum was able to catch a bullet from a magnum in point-blank range and the fact that he was able to easily deflect close-ranged Emerald Splashes which can move around the same speed of a fast-firing machine gun. Also yes Star Platinum and The World and essentially the same Stand, DIO even says so.

Boomstick: Meaning anything Star Platinum is capable of so is The World. And did you know that Star Platinum was capable of breaking fucking diamond teeth? But not just any diamond teeth no, each tooth was the size of an average human being! And Star Platinum was able to break the whole damn set in under a minute!

Wiz: And then there is Silver Chariot who deflected the sun's rays and caught up to a Stand made of light, it was able to go toe to toe with Star Platinum in terms of speed meaning that this puts both of them and The World around or more plausibly higher the speed of light.

Boomstick: Taking the attack speed of Silver Chariot.

Wiz: Which is around 76.4c or 82,454,917,649.32 km/h!

Boomstick: And the amount of force Jotaro had to use against that set of diamond teeth.

Wiz: Around 25.8 tons per punch. Multiply it by the speed feat which is around 740 gigatons of force per second. Multiplying that by around the minimum and maximum length of the time stop you get around 3.7 teratons to 8.1 teratons!

Boomstick: Now seeing as how DIO can grow stronger from draining blood, especially large ample amounts of it and that of a strong foe, not only does he get stronger but so does the length of his time stop!

Wiz: Now imagine that DIO keeps on draining Alucard over the course of the whole fight and which he would incline to do. If DIO was able to drain large amounts of blood to even reach 15 seconds or up to 30 seconds, a single time stop barrage from him would equate to 11.1 to 22.2 teratons of force! The idea of it being a minute would make it up to 44.3 teratons!

Boomstick: Even just 5 seconds of the Time Stop barrage is enough to kill Alucard dozens of times over, wasting his "immortality" and gives off more blood for DIO.

Wiz: And speaking about his "immortality", it really isn't what you think it is. Alucard states that immortality doesn't exist and that he just uses up the souls of those he drained.

Boomstick: Which he can also use to fight for him in the form of Level 0! And which DIO can drain, freeze and/or pummel just like he can with Alucard and his familiars and shadows!

Wiz: Now before you ask, yes Schrodinger is nigh-Omnipresent and the question stands greatly: Can DIO beat Schrodinger Alucard?

Boomstick: The answer is a definite yes. By the time Schrodinger would happen in a fight between these two, DIO is more than likely to already understand the tactics of Alucard and know that his Stand is far greater than anything Alucard possesses.

Wiz: Yes Schrodinger increases his regeneration and can heal from any fatal injury but a Time Stop Barrage is more than just a fatal injury. If anything it's an "instant death" or rather a "lose dozens of souls" move against the Crimson Motherfucker. So if DIO was to land several time stop barrages he would instantly win against any form Alucard has.

Boomstick: In the end, it was DIO who would fuck the fuckmothering vampire and make him bleed crimson. Alucard's time ran out and he left The World.
Dio wins.png
Wiz: The Winner is Dio Brando. Again.

Advantages & Disadvantages (Re-Written)


+Vampire Hunting Skills

+More Experienced

+Has fought countless vampires in the past

+Large arsenal of weaponry and vampire abilities

+Schrodinger is Nigh-Omnipresent

=Cocky and Arrogant

=Infinite Stamina

=Uncertain though plausible if The World and Schrodinger can affect one another

=Even regeneration capability

-Can barely hurt DIO, getting in close range is deadly

-All of his weaponry is USELESS USELESS USELESS!

-Familiars and Alucard get destroyed by The World

-Uses up souls for lives and fatal injuries

-Is easier to drain blood from

-No counter to Time Stop

Dio Brando

+Vastly Superior in Strength

+Greater in Speed via The World

+Blood boost his power and Time Stop's length

+Time Stop Barrage is a trump card

+Can redirect, block or dodge anything Alucard has

+Can lay waste to Alucard's many souls in various ways

+Time Stop is instantaneous

+Is not affected by holy or blessed weaponry

+Focuses on close-range attacks

+Close proximity allows for The World can easily kill Alucard over and over

=Cocky and Arrogant

=Infinite Stamina

=Uncertain though plausible if The World and Schrodinger can affect one another

=Even regeneration capability

-Has never fought a vampire before

-Less experience in fighting vampires



Alucard (Hellsing) VS Dio Brando
Season 2
Season Episode 3
Air date March 21. 2015
Written by Fake Email Bandit
Episode guide

Alucard (Hellsing) VS Dio Brando is a What-If Death Battle Episode.


A Vampire who loathes Humanity to thinking they are (Hinjaku, hinjaku!) weaklings and (MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA) useless against a vampire who praises and protects Humanity. Not to mention AntfishTAS (JoJo Abridged) against Takahata101 (Hellsing Abridged).


Wiz: Vampires. These supernatural figures of terror can be found in nearly every culture on earth, each with their own idea of what makes them so terrifying.

Boomstick: And then Japan got a hold of 'em and made them even more insane.

Wiz: Like Alucard, the ultimate weapon of the Hellsing Organization.

Boomstick: And DIO Brando, the stand-wielding nemesis of the Joestar family.

Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's Boomstick.

Boomstick: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and abilities to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!

Dio Brando

Wiz: Ever since he was a boy, Dio Brando knew he was destined for greatness.

Boomstick: Considering what his childhood was like, he certainly gets an A for ambition. I mean, dead mom, crappy dad, living in poverty, that's like shitty childhood bingo.

Wiz: But Dio's luck changed when his dying father, Darius, gave him a letter that would change his life.

Boomstick: You see, years ago, when his dad was doing some good old fashion disaster looting, he found someone who wasn't all the way dead.

Wiz: That someone was George Joestar. Mistaking Darius's attempted robbery for an attempted rescue, George vowed to repay his debt, no matter what it took.

Boomstick: In this case, it took DIO.

Wiz: Quickly growing accustomed to his new life, Dio set about trying to replace George's son, Jonathan Joestar, tormenting him for most of his adolescence.

Boomstick: A full tally would take far too long, but the shortlist would be: kicked his pet, beat him up, assaulted his girlfriend, and started an INTERNET MEME. Man, I can see why Jonathan decided to beat him up.

Wiz: As an adult, Dio only added to his sins when he tried to kill his adoptive father once and for all.

Boomstick: It didn't work out too well. Desperate and dying, DIO turned to an ancient Aztec death-mask, used some of good old Pappy's blood, and transformed himself, because that's just logical.

Wiz: Gone was the Dio Brando of old. He had become something far greater. DIO, the Vampire.

Boomstick: As a Vampire, Dio received a major upgrade to his speed, strength, reflexes, and senses. Like a Vampire Captain America.

Wiz: In addition to this, he also gained a slew of vampiric abilities, including the ability to shoot blasts of venom out of his eyes at supersonic speeds, impressive regeneration abilities, the ability to freeze objects on contact almost instantly, create vampiric thralls, and the ability to drain blood through his hands.

Boomstick: His hands, Wiz? How does that work?

Wiz: Rather effectively, actually, as it doesn't require him to move a vital point like his head to within an enemy's range to drain them.

Boomstick: In the end, however, these powers weren't quite enough. But if you think a little thing like decapitation stopped him, you don't know DIO very well. 150 years later, and with a brand new body courtesy of Jonathan Joestar, DIO was back at it again.

Wiz: Awakening to a new world, DIO needed a new weapon. He needed... A stand.

Boomstick: Stands, for those of you who don't know, are what happens when your personality, mental energy, and life force all combine into a superpowered ghost that follows you around. They can do all sorts of things, from stealing shit to literally being an enormous boat.

Wiz: And DIO hit the jackpot with his stand, The World.

Boomstick: Yeah, as far as Stands go, the World is one of the most powerful, it can take photos of people from across the planet like the world's best paparazzi. It lets DIO levitate in the air, and it can attack with tremendous speed and power.

Wiz: In terms of speed, we know that The World is at least as fast as Star Platinum, the stand of Jotaro Kujo.

Boomstick: Now, this thing's crazy fast, but a lot of the things it does are... Difficult to measure.

Wiz: It's fastest measurable feat, however, would have to come from the time it was able to catch a bullet in the space between Jotaro's coat and his torso. If we assume the gun is a Glock Pistol, the standard issue for Egyptian police, firing standard 9mm rounds, the muzzle velocity of the caught round would be around 360m/s. Assuming that the space between the coat and his chest is around 2.5cm, that would have given Star Platinum 69 microseconds in which to catch the round.

Boomstick: The World is no weakling either. It's at least as strong as Star Platinum, which punched its way through the equivalent of a wall of Diamond, aka the hardest material on the planet. Not only that, but it's strong enough to play one of the best games on the planet: Steamroller Caber Tossing.

Wiz: I'm pretty sure that's not a real sport, considering that a Road Roller in the class DIO used would weigh between 10 and 20 tonnes, easily 20 times the current human lift strength record.

Boomstick: And if all that wasn't enough, this thing gives DIO the ability to STOP TIME. Man, I could get out of so many speeding tickets.

Wiz: To be precise, when DIO calls the name of his stand, he can stop time for a short period. Initially, this period was around 5 seconds, however, after some antics involving yet another member of the Joestar family, he was able to increase this period to 11 seconds.

Boomstick: Wait, how do seconds apply if you've stopped time?

Wiz: Well, considering he spends far more than 5 seconds gloating any time he does it, it can be safely assumed that he can keep time stopped until he has done what he would be able to do within that timeframe. Like walk down a flight of stairs, pick someone up, move them, and get back into position again. Or go visit a nearby construction site.

Boomstick: That would explain the steamroller.

Wiz: However, whilst it's a boon in combat, the Stand also represents a weakness, as any damage done to the stand affects DIO as well.

Boomstick: Considering how hard that is, though, it's hard to imagine that happening.

Wiz: However, DIO isn't without his vulnerabilities. Like most vampires, he'll die on direct exposure to sunlight, and as such, is limited to operating at night. However, DIO's greatest weakness is probably his arrogance.. Despite numerous setbacks, DIO never seems to accept the idea that there could be anyone who could challenge or even exceed his abilities.

Boomstick: How many times do you need to be beaten before you stop underestimating your enemies? Someone get this man some humility.

Wiz: Regardless of his arrogance, there's no denying that DIO Brando is a true monster.

DIO: Within my mind but one simple thought. Just one! To be victorious and rule! That is all.  


Boomstick: Alucard. The Monster Opposing God. The Hellsing Organizations Ultimate Weapon. The strongest Vampire in the world of Hellsing.

Wiz: But before he was Alucard, his name was Vlad Tepes III. As a child, Vlad was hostaged off to a rival warlord, and subjected to inhumane treatment. It was as far from a pleasant childhood as one could get.

Boomstick: Wait, him too? What, is child abuse a key ingredient in making vampires.

Wiz: It certainly helps.

Boomstick: Wait, does that mean I can become a Vampire?

Wiz: (Pause)... I don't want to answer that question.

Boomstick: Then I'll just assume I'm halfway there.

Wiz: Well, anyway, as Vlad grew older, the treatment that he had suffered pushed him into the throes of madness, leading him to carry out many inhuman actions.

Boomstick: All this caught up to him, however, and he soon found himself on the chopping block.

Wiz: It was here that Vlad would throw away his human life, drinking the lifeblood of the battlefield, he became a thing of legend, and would go on to terrify Europe for years as the worlds strongest Vampire.

Boomstick: About 500 years to be precise, which he spent roaming battlefields, terrorizing peasants, and eventually making his way to England.

Wiz: It was there that he would meet Professor Van Hellsing, and suffer his first major defeat. Beaten, bound to serve the Hellsing Family, and experimented on to change him into a perfect weapon, Alucard was born.

Boomstick: The first thing you notice about Alucard, apart from his AMAZING dress sense are his two massive guns: The .454 Casull and the Jackal.

Wiz: These two custom handguns represent the mainstay of Alucards arsenal, each capable of ripping off limbs and demolishing armored targets with custom tooled ammunition.

Boomstick: More specifically, the Casull uses .454 Casull rounds, which are more then twice as strong as a .44 magnum round.

Wiz: The Jackals rounds are even more powerful, with 13mm hollow-point ammunition between 20-250% stronger then the Casull.

Boomstick: Wiz, I think I'm in love.

Wiz: I wouldn't recommend it, without the kind of insane Vampiric strength Alucard has, you'd likely shatter your arms, as each weapon weighs more then 10kg, and would be delivering bone-shattering amounts of recoil.

Boomstick: So how strong does Alucard need to be to use them without getting any recoil whatsoever?

Wiz: That's really difficult to say, as we've never really seen Alucard putting his full strength to the test. However, we can assume he's at least as strong as his protege, Seras Victoria, who once lifted and fired a German 88mm cannon, which on average weighed around 7 tonnes.

Boomstick: Forget what I said. NOW I'm in love.

Wiz: It doesn't stop there, Alucards speed is also impressive too, with feats including dodging supersonic projectiles, and jumping into battle from the prow of an aircraft carrier in less then 20 seconds.

Boomstick: Yeah, but that 'battlefield' was apparently between St. Pauls Cathedral and Buckingham Palace, and if you know London like I do, you know that that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

Wiz: You know your way around London?

Boomstick: I took a gap year before enrolling in college.

Wiz: Well, you're right. The two structures are nowhere near each other, however, using them, we can estimate Alucards speed. Assuming the ship stopped at tower bridge, he either traveled at 180 km/h, if the fight was outside of St. Pauls or 900 km/h if it was in front of Buckingham Palace. Given that most of the story after this point takes place outside of Buckingham palace, it makes sense to assume that that is likely closer to the truth, placing Alucards travel speed near Mach 1. Also of note is that the time spent in the air would indicate a jump height of around 1400 meters.

Boomstick: And they wonder why I'm against vampires in the Olympics. We need that high jump medal, Wiz.

Wiz: Ahem.

Boomstick: Oh Right. Speed and strength aren't all Alucard has in his arsenal, however. He's also got the power of hypnotism, the ability to change shape, control the weather, and make himself intangible. And if that's not enough, he has access to a 'Third eye,' that can be used to detect supernatural phenomena, watch events unfold from thousands of kilometers away, and even catch glimpses of the future.

Wiz: That's not all. If he's facing an extremely powerful opponent, he can enter one of his 'Release Restraint' forms. In these forms, his already impressive abilities are amplified, and he gains access to a whole host of new abilities, including the ability to summon his Vampiric familiar, Baskerville.

Boomstick: I'm reconsidering the whole dog person thing, Wiz. As in, this dog makes me want to be even more a dog person.

Wiz: Really?

Boomstick: Who doesn't want a supersonic, regenerating, shape-shifting hellhound with the ability to absorb those it eats. It'd be a dog for all seasons.

Wiz: Well, hellhounds aside, Alucard has one form that trumps all others; Release Restraint Level 0.

Boomstick: You see, when Alucard drains someone of their blood, he also gets to keep their soul, like an even darker version of Pokemon: gotta eat 'em all.

Wiz: When Alucard enters Level 0, all of these trapped souls are released and given form, creating an army of more then 2 million souls, ranging from Wallacian Calvalry to WWII Nazi Soldiers,

Boomstick: It also includes special operatives, like the magic card-user called the Dandyman, who can slice through depleted uranium shells with throwing cards like a gritty reboot of Gambit, and Rip Van Winkle, a supersonic sniper whose bullet was able to strike a Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird multiple times.

WizFor that to be possible, we can safely assume the bullet has a muzzle velocity of at least Mach 3.5, the fastest recorded speed for this kind of aircraft, although its true speed could be as high as Mach 15, considering the number of hits it manages to land while leaving a discernible trail.

Boomstick: But despite all these amazing powers, his greatest ability would probably be his regeneration. I mean, this guy makes Wolverine look like a make-a-wish kid.

Wiz: It's true that Alucards regeneration is his greatest asset, as it allows him to survive almost any injury, from decapitation to complete disintegration. And this all has to do with how his regeneration works.

Boomstick: You see, unlike regenerators like Wolverine or Deadpool, there isn't really a biological element to his regeneration, because he basically doesn't have a biology. He just decides he isn't hurt and boom: best healthcare ever.

Wiz: To be more accurate, Alucards body, like Seras Victorias arm, is composed of 'Dark Energy,' which is essentially a form of matter composed of occult energies and souls. Alucard holds this matter in a human form, and when injured, the injuries manifest as they usually would. However, Alucard isn't the one taking the damage. Rather, he diverts the damage onto some of the souls he's absorbed, and returns to his previous form through sheer force of will, allowing him to regenerate from nearly anything.

Boomstick: Nearly being the operative word here. Y'see, Alucard being a spiritual being and all, he's more vulnerable to attacks with a spiritual element, like magic, or holy artifacts, or tricking him into absorbing a quantum uncertainty.

Wiz: To get the best chance at killing him, one would ideally force him to Release Restraint 0, make it past his army, and hit him with a holy artifact, like the nail of the true cross.

Boomstick: Alternatively, if you somehow manage to dispose of the entire army first, then non-holy attacks can be effective, especially during the day, as seen in his fight with Alfred.

Wiz: Walter, Boomstick.

Boomstick: I meant what I said.

Wiz: Alucard also has another weakness, in his mental state. Being over 500 years old, Alucard has lived to see himself become a monster, with his great quest being to find a human worthy of defeating him. If such a warrior were to appear, it's entirely possible that Alucard would let himself be killed.

Boomstick: But until that day comes, he's going to continue doing what he loves most: killing other Vampires.

Alucard: This world would be so boring without idiots like you to amuse me.

Death Battle


Wiz: All Right the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!

Death Battle

DIO is sitting in a chair in his study. He examines a photo in his hand, of a man dressed in red. As he contemplates the photo, a sound from behind him rouses his attention.

The camera focuses on the door for a second, before it is blown off it's hinges in a cloud of smoke and splinters. Over the radio, a voice can be heard as a figure steps out of the shadows.

“Your Orders are Search and Destroy!”

Alucard grins and pulls out his handguns. DIO smiles, stands up, and adopts a classic Jojo-Dachi pose.

“You dare challenge DIO? I was put on this earth to kill fools like you.”

“Such scathing insults. Let's see if you live up to them.”



Immediately, Alucard fires a shot at DIO, only for THE WORLD to catch it and flick it back, only to be shot out of the air. After a beat to look at both combatants, Alucard launches a rapid-fire assault, one hand aiming at DIO, the other blasting the bullets being caught and returned by his stand until his clips dry out.

DIO lets out a haughty laugh.

“What's the matter, Red Man? Did you expect that to kill me?”

"Only if you were as weak as you looked."

With that, DIO dashes in in a contorted pose, summoning The World. As he closes the remaining distance, he let's out his first attack barrage.


He finishes the combination with a strike that sends Alucard flying back into the wall, and out onto the street below. Looking out through the hole, DIO postures, with THE WORLD behind him.

“HAHA! Are you starting to understand your folly now, man in red? Maybe if you beg, you can live on as my servant."

Alucard looks up at DIO, unharmed.

"You aren't worthy to be my servant, much less my master. You're just like the rest: covering your weakness with confidence.”

Enraged, DIO jumps down, destroying most of the remaining wall, and smashing into Alucard head-on. He then goes on to unleash another devastating punch combo.


The punches continue, but as they do, they start to miss, as Alucard jumps around just outside their range. This continues until DIO appears behind him.

“Now freeze and be shattered!”

DIO hits Alucard square in the back, turning him into a Vamp-Sicle. Both he and the world begin to punch:


Shattered into a thousand pieces, and Alucard eye looks up, only to be treated to the soul of DIO's Boott. DIO begins to walk away until he hears faintly the words:

“Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems 3...2...1. Approval of situation A recognized; commencing the Cromwell Invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent.”

Turning around, DIO sees the broken pieces of Alucard exploding from the ice as a mass of insects, and coalescing into a single being.

“Now, DIO Brando, it's time to educate you on how a real vampire does battle!”

Immediately, Alucard is in front of DIO, his flat hand moving forward like a knife, parting skin, muscle, sternum, lung, and spine before emerging on the other side of his body. DIO screams in pain, before summoning his stand.


The scene paused, gripping Alucards arm, DIO extricates himself, breaking off the offending appendage for the wound it dealt him. Surveying the situation, his eyes stray to a nearby clocktower.

We focus on Alucard, and hear “The Hands of Time Move Again.” Alucard stands up, before almost instantly locking onto the clocktower. DIO stands on an hour hand pointed to the 3 position. The minute and second hands are missing until they fall from the sky and impale Alucard.

“HaHa. You should feel honored to die to the power of The World. Go to hell knowing you stood no chance.”

“I see. So that's his game.” Alucard walks off of the clock hands as if they weren't there. “They were right about you. You're incredibly powerful, and-”

His arm transmutes into Baskerville.

“-incredibly egotistical.”

Baskerville flies at DIO, prompting a barrage of MUDAMUDAMUDA into its face, which dents, then reforms, eyes filled with rage as it begins another charge. DIO laughs.

“Is this all the power your stand has? And you criticize ME? That you thought it could hold a candle to my THE WORLD is an insult! I POSSESS THE ULTIMATE STAND, DOG!

As he says this, Baskerville opens its mouth, revealing the barrel of the Jackal, which discharges a clip directly into DIO's head and chest, sending him flying into the clock tower.

Alucard jumps up to the clock-tower and looks in through the open hole. Seeing a puddle of blood on the gears, he instinctively looks up, where DIO is falling towards him, calling out his stands name:


He is interrupted by a hand in his face, which begins smashing him into the workings of the clock. Wriggling and biting, DIO manages gets his mouth free, and again calls his stand.


Time freezes, DIO's head is mere centimeters from being crushed in the gear assemblage. His eyes are full of hatred.

We zoom out to the outside of the clock tower. From within, a muffled sound of MUDAMUDAMUDA can be heard...

“The hands of time move again!”

The clock tower explodes, gears thrown through the air as shrapnel, and bricks turned to dust. In among the dust, a form of mist remains, dark red and pulsing with light. DIO stands on the street, looking at the devastation.

“Fool. You challenged DIO and died never understanding the power that killed you. Pitiful.”

As he walks away, he notices an earpiece radio on the ground, a small voice coming over the crackling line. Picking it up, DIO raises it to his ear.

"Now to find out who sent you."

“Stop playing around, Alucard. Show him who you really are. Your orders are Search and Destroy.”

The formless mass shoots into the air, before falling onto the street. A choir of mouths forms, and begins to speak.

I am the Bird of Hermes!”

“What?” DIO  turns around. “Singing poetry now? Pathetic. Face your death like a man.”

“Here standeth the Bird of Hermes- eating my own wings!”

A flash of recognition spreads across DIO's face.


DIO looks at the mass before him and begins to laugh.

“Your stand was more powerful than I expected, Dog in Red! But to face your death without fear is an insult to I, DIO. Let me reacquaint you with the feeling of fear!”

With that, DIO plunges his hands into the soul-mass and begins to freeze it, and the surrounding area, until ice reins for as far as the eye can see.


Things are still for a second. Smirking to himself, DIO turns away, as cracks begin to form in the wall of ice behind him.

“To keep... myself tame...”

At once DIO turns around, as the ice all around shatters. Out of the mist come marching horrendous figures, ghouls from a war ages past.

“What is this? What shit are you trying to pull?” He says, his stand dispatching the first rank with ease. “Is this really the true form of your power?”

A figure steps out of the mist, dressed in regal armor.

“Yes. It is. What you see before you is what I have hidden away for centuries. A record of my sins made manifest. Look upon my works, ye mighty and despair.”

An army surrounds the area, in every street, ranks upon ranks of soldiers go back for miles.

“I just needed to wait until the area was evacuated so that you were the only one who faced their fury.”

“I don't know what is more tragic, Red Dog, that you answer to another, or that you think this changes ANYTHING!” At this DIO summons the world.

ZA WARUDO! ZA WARUDO! ZA WARUDO!” We cut through three shots of DIO stopping time, and the destruction he leaves in his wake. This continues for several seconds.

We return to see an exhausted DIO standing in the middle of the square. His injuries, while healing, are readily apparent.

“How many more of you bastards are there?”

“Millions. All the souls whose lives I consumed. They all face you now. All of them.”

HAH. You send these whelps to face me because you can't beat me alone!”

We pause, looking at the mans face. It tenses with a mix of anger and resignation.

“I face you alone now.” The camera pans across his army. “These million sparks that make up the inferno of my existence are hollow. Their desires, their ambitions, their hopes, their dreams, their loves, all of that is gone.” The camera focuses on DIO, destroying the latest wave of attackers. “All that remains is hate and violence. All that remains is the things that make me like you.”


Alucard/Dracula stride forward, his ranks parting, as he faces DIO in the center of the square, sword drawn.

“Fight me, DIO BRANDO! Let our clash shake the heavens! Let our past be shattered by the oncoming future!”


Time stops. The man with his sword drawn looks at DIO beyond time. DIO smiles, then he snickers then he breaks out into a psychotic laugh.

“You IDIOT. Giving up your advantage to challenge me one-on-one? For that, you deserve a special punishment.” Passing his throwing knives to The World, he gestures as if holding a gun, and then pulls the trigger thirteen-time, each time saying 'BANG!' The knives are white-hot in the air like bullets shot from a sniper rifle.

“The hands of time move again!”

The knives hit Alucard/Dracula in 13 vital points (cranium, both eyes, mouth, three in the throat, both lungs, heart, both kidneys, and liver), sending him crumpling down, his cape rising up as he falls, and then turning into a cloak, which becomes Alucards overcoat as he emerges from the tatters, both guns firing.


DIO automatically blocks with The World, only to find severe damage to his arms from the shots, and an eye gouged out.


“What's the matter? Were you attached to that eye? What significance could it possibly have to ones such as us? Summon that strange familiar of yours! Transform your body! Heal your ruined eye and witness our clash! The dawn approaches so fast. Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry! Let's tear each other into scraps of glorious ruby!”

DIO looks up at Alucard with a visage of purest hatred,

“The only one who will be getting torn to pieces is you! ZA WARUDO! TIME HAS STOPPED!

Time passes within the dimension of stopped time. Seconds pass until finally, the camera pans up.

ROAD ROLLER!” The steamroller hits, and DIO frantically smashes through it, punching and punching. “DIE! DIE! THERE IS NO PLACE FOR YOU IN MY WORLD!” The World joins in until the machine has been driven a good foot into the concrete. In a frenzy, he throws back his arms, looks to the sky, and screams: “ WRYYYYYYYY-

His scream is cut short, as a bullet from out of the crowd smashes into him, piercing his flesh multiple times. From the other side, what appear to be playing cards strikeout, tearing off DIO's out-stretched arms. We zoom in on the figure, seeing the Dandyman and Rip van Winkle in their fused form. DIO begins to slump under the damage.

“How? Why? I am DIO. Where is my.... world.”

Finally, as he collapses onto the machine, a hand smashes through the metal, followed by a face, and a maw of shark-like teeth, which sink into DIO's skin in an almost instant bite.

Drinking the blood of the Vampire of the Mask, Alucards army returns to him, returning to mist and flying into the depths of his coat. From the right angle, obscene wings made of men and blood, and giving Alucard the aspect of a carrion angel. As he drops DIO's corpse, it turns to dust.


We see Alucard silhouetted against the moon. His face covered in shadow.

“My Master, the enemy has been rendered-” an eye glows red, as the silhouette of The World appears behind him “-silent.”


Boomstick: He thought Alucard would be the loser, but it was him, DIO!

Wiz: Both combatants came into this fight boasting impressive combat abilities, but in the end, the fight was decided by three things: which of the combatants posed the greater physical threat, whether Alucard could effectively counter The World, and whether DIO could get around Alucards regenerative abilities to deliver a killing blow.

Boomstick: On the first count, DIO definitely seems to come out on top. I mean, the guy catches bullets and breaks through what are basically walls of freaking diamond.

Wiz: Both of which are impressive feats. It's just that Alucard tops them, or rather, Seras Victoria does. You see, to get the 7 tonne 88mm cannon we mentioned earlier, she had to punch through at least 1 inch of solid steel.

Boomstick: Wiz, I think you need to check to see if you're head's on straight. I mean, we're talking about diamond here? You know, the hardest freaking thing on the planet? A whole song written about how they last forever. Are you really telling me that punching through steel is more difficult?

Wiz: Well, you're correct in saying that Diamonds are the hardest thing on this planet, at a whopping 10 on the Mohrs scale. It's just that Hardness isn't actually a measure of how much force is required to break something, only how difficult it is to cause damage to it's surface. The measure of how much force a material can be exposed to before failing or cracking are toughness and fracture toughness.

Boomstick: (Googling) Well, let's see here... AHA! The fracture toughness of Diamond is measured at at least 2.7 Megapascals/m2.

Wiz: Which, while impressive for materials of its nature, pales in comparison of the fracture toughness of steel, which, at a minimum, has a fracture toughness at least 30 times stronger, or up to 100 times stronger if we assume structural steel, which in many countries has a minimum toughness of 360 Megapascals/m2 for an inch-thick sheet. Add to this the fact that Jotaro's Star Platinum needed multiple punches to bust through each one of those teeth, while Seras only needed a single blow to burst through steel plates at least an inch thick, and it becomes clear that as long as Alucard is at least as strong as his apprentice, he can comfortably surpass the strength of The World.

Boomstick: Then what about speed? Has Alucard ever done anything as crazy as catching a bullet before?

Wiz: He sure has... With his teeth.

Boomstick: That is freaking amazing.

Wiz: Specifically, the bullet he caught was Rip van Winkles supersonic round, which scored multiple hits on a full-speed Blackbird SR-71, making its speed at least Mach 3.5. If we assume Alucard''s teeth to be 1.5 cm wide, that gives us a reaction time of around 13 microseconds. And that's assuming the bullet is only traveling at the same speed as the plane. If it was traveling even 5 times faster than the plane, the reaction time drops to just under 3 microseconds.

Boomstick: Meaning that even if DIO could move 5 times faster than Star Platinum catching that bullet, Alucard would still have a speed edge.

Wiz: With this in mind, DIO would be heavily reliant on The World in this fight. In a best-case scenario for DIO, Alucard wouldn't be able to see The World, understand its abilities, or counter its time-stop.

Boomstick: To start with, it's important to remember that stand users aren't the only ones who can see stands. Ghosts can do it too, because why not.

Wiz: This is likely because they occupy the same spiritual plane that the stands do. The same spiritual plane that Alucard exists in, and that his 'Third Eye' abilities let him perceive at will.

Boomstick: So even if he can't see The World like another Stand user, he'd be able to tell where it was and what it was doing.

Wiz: With The World's invisibility no longer a factor, the next question would be whether Alucard could determine the nature of its abilities.

Boomstick: While it's true you can only really see what The World is doing in its time stop if you have that ability as well, that hasn't stopped people without that power from figuring it out in the past.

Wiz: To be specific, after experiencing DIO's stand first-hand Kakyoin determined that it had the power to stop time. Unfortunately, that knowledge ended up costing him his life.

Boomstick: Unfortunately for DIO however, Alucard is no slouch, and the chances of him being taken down without figuring out The World are pretty slim.

Wiz: Even slimmer when you consider that he is an incredibly intelligent combatant with over 500 years of combat experience, and has even demonstrated mild precognition in the past.

Boomstick: Finally, the question of whether he can counter The World can be summed up quite nicely by this clip of DIO getting punched in the face.

Wiz: In the clip, we clearly see that DIO's attempt to stop time can be countered by a direct hit as he calls the commands to do so. As such, it would be possible for Alucard to simply interrupt DIO's time-stop ability. Add to this the fact that DIO cannot stop time without spending a few seconds in normal time, and Alucard has plenty of opportunities to deliver punishing damage to DIO.

Boomstick: At this point, DIO may get it into his head to try using his Vampiric abilities, but to be honest, would those have really helped?

Wiz: Probably not. The first of DIO's Vampiric abilities, the venom he shoots from his eyes, is an effective projectile weapon, and a potent toxin, but neither of those things have really been shown to be effective on Alucard, the former because of his regeneration, the latter because of his nature as an occult lifeform. As for DIO's freezing abilities, the most that can reasonably be expected to accomplish is limiting Alucards maneuverability, especially since its offensive capabilities are limited to physical damage.

Boomstick: Which brings us to the final question: can DIO even kill Alucard?

Wiz: That question is profoundly difficult to answer. What we can say for sure is that we've only ever seen Alucard in apparent mortal peril twice.

Boomstick: The first time was when Father Alexander Anderson, the Bayonet of God, the Guillotine, the man with too many awesome nicknames exploited Alucards weakness to holy attacks by using a nail of the True Cross to turn himself into a holy... plant... monster?

Wiz: Close enough. In this state, Anderson was both a physical match for Alucard and was able to bring the full holy power of the nail to bear, acting like a conduit. This certainly helps fuel the theory that Alucard can be killed with sufficient holy power, but...

Boomstick: Does DIO look like he's even gone to church before? What are the chances he has something that's even in the same ballpark as the nail of the true cross?

Wiz: Honestly, the idea DIO has that kind of relic is a statistical impossibility. Sure it could happen, but he'd be more likely to be struck by lightning while winning the lottery in a shark attack.

Boomstick: Now I just want to see that.

Wiz: The second time, Alucards reserve of souls had been completely drained, leaving him with nowhere to redirect the damage. If DIO was to kill Alucard, he'd first need to get him into this state.

Boomstick: And considering there's upwards of 2 million souls to churn through first, he'd likely have some trouble doing that, even with the time stop.

Wiz: Comparatively, Alucard has a lot of options for ending the fight.

Boomstick: He could try to totally destroy DIO's brain, which DIO flat-out said could kill him.

Wiz: Or he could attack DIO's Stand. Considering that a hit from a Stand of comparable power led to DIO's defeat at the hands of Jotaro Kujo, a direct hit from something stronger than it would likely be catastrophic.

Boomstick: If he felt peckish, he could drain DIO's blood to absorb his soul. Or get the dog to eat him like so many homework assignments.

Wiz: Finally, if Alucard found himself unable to dispose of DIO directly, all he needs to do is keep DIO occupied long enough to expose him to sunlight, something only DIO is weak against.

Boomstick: Even if Alucard could just be killed with physical force, the guy survived crashing an SR-71 Blackbird at full speed.

Wiz: That crash would have delivered at least 140 tonnes of force, and that's assuming the plane was empty; a full Blackbird crashing at those speeds would deliver around 300 tonnes of force instantly.  Considering that he not only survived the crash but came out of it without any signs of injury, the idea that DIO could kill him really doesn't hold water. Especially when you remember that he has survived damage up to and including complete disintegration. The bottom line is that the edge DIO's stand gave him just wasn't enough to overcome Alucards absurd regeneration or deliver a decisive death blow before his luck ran out.

Boomstick: On the other hand, Alucard could take whatever DIO could dish out until he saw an opening or the sun came up.

Wiz: In the end, Alucards bite was worse than his bark.

Boomstick: The winner is Alucard.

Dio vs Alucard is an episode of SoMaShadow's Death Battles. It features Dio Brando from the anime/manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and Alucard from the anime/manga series Hellsing.

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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure vs Hellsing! These immortal icons of classic anime vampirism traded in their humanity for another chance at life, plaguing all who stand in their way with certain death. With godly power and the ego to back it up, only one thing is certain: neither Heaven nor Hell are ready for what’s about to be unleashed!


Wiz: It is said that being human is a given, but keeping your humanity is a choice. Through desperate circumstances, these two immortal anime vampires chose to live forever more, but when faced with the consequences of their actions, their views on humanity were split. Though one embraced his newfound vampirism, becoming the enemy of the very family he joined, the other saw it as a curse, and sought to rid the world of monsters like himself, serving a renowned family of monster hunters.

Boomstick: Returning to once-more make their mark on the world in the modern day with their supernatural allies by their side, there’s no one left who can stand in their way. No one but each other. And in a fight for the world, which one will succeed?

Wiz: Dio Brando, the everlasting, time-stopping vampire nemesis to the Joestar family.

Boomstick: And Alucard, the Prince of Darkness and immortal vampire servant to the Hellsing family.

Wiz: While both have alternative story lore which deviates from the primary material, the original sources of these two will be analysed first and foremost, with supporting evidence allowed, should it not contradict too much.

Boomstick: Oh boy, I can’t wait for this one! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills, to find out who would win... a Death Battle.


(Cue Weakling, Weakling! ~ Dio Brando (Part 1) ~ – JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle)

Wiz: Born in the late 1800s in England, Dio Brando was a young boy who had nothing to his name. His father, Dario, was a lowlife who only knew to cheat, lie, and steal, and his mother was long dead due to Dario’s abuse. Being forced to scrape by on his own with only his incredible wit and cunning mind, over time, Dio would grow resentful of the hand he was dealt and those who surrounded him, wanting to take what he saw as rightfully his. Eventually, Dario would fall ill and as luck, and a little poison would have it, happened to rob a gentleman who took pity on him and would agree to take care of Dio alongside his son, Jonathan Joestar, AKA, JoJo.

Boomstick: But in spite of the kindness Dio received from his newly adopted family, and finally having the life of wealth and status he had craved all his life, the only thing he saw of them was a chance to take every penny of theirs for himself. He spent a good deal of his childhood constantly tormenting Jonathan psychologically by beating him up, killing his dog and molesting his girlfriend, all while upholding his own personal image as a refined gentleman. And by their adult years, Dio planned to murder his adopted father in the same way he had killed Dario.

Wiz: Once Jonathan had realized Dio’s wicked plans, Dio would plan to kill Jonathan with a curious stone mask that would impale the wearer’s face upon contact with blood. But after Jonathan and his new friend Speedwagon had exposed Dio’s crimes to the police, Dio found that he had nothing left to lose, put on the stone mask, and stabbed Jonathan’s father to activate its capabilities. And at that moment, Dio threw away his humanity, surpassing it to become a vampire lord with the goal of ruling the entire world as he saw fit.

Boomstick: And with his transformation into a vampire comes a bunch of epic abilities. He’s got the staple blood-sucking, however, unlike most traditional vampires, vampires in JoJo’s don’t actually suck up blood from their teeth, but rather through their hands and fingers. Dio can use this move to suck up the blood of others to heal himself and restore his vitality. And speaking of healing, Dio’s regeneration is really impressive! Being able to heal from pretty much any physical wound like being shot, burned alive, impaled, blown to pieces by grenades, bisected, having his arms cut off, or even straight-up disintegration.

Popup: Dio is also capable of walking up walls vertically by embedding his feet into the wall’s surface, doing so with complete ease. Additionally, he can detect breathing, no matter how shallow, from a fair distance away, and can hear a person’s heartbeat through the ground.

Wiz: However, it does have its limits. If sunlight, extreme fire, or complete destruction of the brain overtax Dio’s regeneration, then he can be killed, requiring large amounts of blood to recover his strength even if he were to survive. Dio also possesses hypnosis, telepathy, a mind-controlling device formed from his DNA called a Flesh Bud, and even teleportation. Not to mention his twisted ability to manipulate flesh to create armies of undead slaves or fuse the flesh of living beings together. This is especially handy for grafting other’s limbs onto his own body to regenerate, like when he attached his severed head onto Jonathan’s headless corpse.

Boomstick: Spoilers! But Dio’s array of awesome techniques doesn’t end there. With his Vaporization Freezing, Dio can freeze opponents solid by lowering and removing his temperature in certain body parts, and then making physical contact with the opponent. This freezing is thorough enough that Dio can effortlessly break humans like glass. And with the Space Ripper Stingy Eyes, Dio is able to pressurize the body fluid in his eyes and then unleash two jets of fluid that move at Mach 3, and are powerful enough to split clouds with ease! To perform such a feat, Dio would need over 32.5 tons of TNT. Man, I’d throw away my humanity for abilities like that!

Wiz: Well, despite what Dio says, becoming a vampire doesn’t mean he’s anything unholy. In JoJo’s, vampires are essentially evolved humans, created through unlocking parts of the brain with the Stone Mask that cannot be accessed normally, and thusly, he does not share any weaknesses to holy objects like is commonly seen with typical vampires. And with his newfound powers, Dio terrorized England with a horde of undead zombies, seemingly unkillable by conventional means. But Jonathan had learned a new technique which weaponized the power of the sun; Hamon, especially effective in taking out vampires.

Boomstick: Jonathan would confront Dio in a climactic battle atop his castle, eventually emerging victorious, reducing his body to ashes and ending his cruel reign. But this would not be Dio’s end, far from it. Dio’s head had survived this attack, and the vampire was able to stalk his brother to his honeymoon on a cruise liner, killing him and dragging them both into a coffin that would sink to the bottom of the ocean. But not before the whole ship exploded right on top of them! A detonation worth at least 64 tons of TNT, and Dio tanked that as just a head! Yep, those vampire powers are definitely worth it.

Popup: In the 2007 Phantom Blood OVA, Will A. Zepelli and Tonpetty share a handshake which disperses all the surrounding clouds on the mountain they stood on. The energy required for such a feat comes out to 202.5 Kilotons of TNT, and Dio scales above this feat, as he was able to fight on par with Jonathan Joestar after receiving Zepelli’s Hamon energy.

Wiz: In a twisted act of newfound respect, Dio would take Jonathan’s body for his own, crudely placing his head on it while trapped at the bottom of the midnight sea for over a century. Eventually, he would be unsealed and would continue to grow his power for several years, even secretly fathering a son; Giorno Giovanna. And in his quest for power, Dio would be aided by a woman with a curious arrow. This was the Stand Arrow, and held the power to bequeath to the user a protective spirit called a Stand. Named thus because they quite literally… stand by you. Real creative.

Boomstick: A Stand is the physical manifestation of one’s fighting spirit, created from that individual’s psyche. While they all vary in different shapes, forms, and functions, Stands are usually equipped with special abilities to aid their user however they see fit. Outside of other Stands and their users, Stands are invisible and intangible to normal humans, although their effects can still be felt on their user’s command. And when Stands are injured, their users are also injured in the same spot. Similarly, Stands disappear when their users die, and destroying a Stand kills their user. Also, the closer a stand is to its user, the stronger it becomes.

Wiz: And Dio had one of the strongest Stands of all; The World. A close-range type stand, The World excels at melee combat with incredible strength, blinding speed, and insane precision. Its most basic attack is a Stand Rush, in which it rapidly punches at blinding speeds to overwhelm opponents and beat them down with hundreds of strikes in a matter of seconds. The nature of Stands also means that it’s naturally invisible to normal humans without Stands, as well as being able to turn intangible, shrink down in size, and be used as a natural defence to protect Dio’s body.

Boomstick: But The World’s greatest ability is its ability to stop time. Freezing time everywhere for 5 seconds, Dio and The World are the only beings allowed to move in their world of stopped time, everything else remaining frozen. Dio also suffers no drawbacks from using the ability, being able to effectively spam it over and over again, each time growing longer. At the height of his power, Dio could freeze time for up to 11 seconds, and by absorbing blood, it’s likely that this can increase even further. The World also allows Dio to fly and levitate, as if the time stop wasn’t enough!

Popup: In his youth, Dio boasted great intelligence and strength. He was able to best adults in chess even at a young age, and graduated university with a degree in law. He was also a skilled boxer and rugby player, building up large quantities of muscle alongside Jonathan, which explains their buff physique.

(Cue DIO’s World ~ Dio Brando (Part 3) ~ – JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle)

Wiz: However, while most Stand users only have one Stand, Dio actually has two. Since his body was originally Jonathan’s, when Jonathan’s Stand manifested, it formed Hermit Purple, like his grandson, Joseph. It’s implied that Hamon users who acquire Stands form Hermit Purple as a natural development of their powers. With Hermit Purple, Dio is able to form a psychic photograph by lightly tapping a camera, giving him insight onto his opponents and their locations. It can also be used like vines to wrap around the user, protecting them, or their foes, binding and trapping them.

Boomstick: With this newfound knowledge and power, Dio went from a man who wanted to rule the world to considering himself a god who had to snuff out any threat to his mad quest to stand at the top of Heaven itself. Enlisting the aid of the priest, Enrico Pucci, Dio amassed a legion of loyal followers devoted to achieving his dream, letting the vampire surpass Heaven itself. However, this plan wouldn’t be able to be fully realised, as the awakening of Dio’s Stand also forcefully awoke the Stands of other descendants of the Joestar bloodline, most importantly, that of Jotaro Kujo, Joseph’s grandson.

Wiz: This also brought forth the Stand of his mother, Holly Kujo, whose kind disposition made her unfit for a Stand of fighting capability. It also affected a young Josuke Higashikata, but that’s a story for another day. With Holly’s Stand constantly weakening her, with enough time, she would eventually perish, and the only way to remove its influence over her was to defeat Dio, once and for all. Eventually discovering the location of Dio’s lair in Egypt, thus began their crusade to end his terror on their bloodline for good.

Boomstick: But more than just Jotaro and Dio’s fates are intertwined. Curiously enough, their Stands are too! Said to be the same type of Stand, both Dio’s The World and Jotaro’s Star Platinum have proved to practically be equals, with The World having an edge. An earlier Star Platinum was able to best the Stand Dark Blue Moon, who could create a whirlpool worth nearly 39 tons of TNT, and against the High Priestess, Star Platinum was able to smash in all of its massive teeth! Comparing Jotaro’s height to the size of the teeth and taking into account their diamond composition, this would require 327 tons of TNT per punch to accomplish!

Popup: Dio also possesses incredible charm and charisma. Able to recruit dozens of Stand users to his cause with charm alone, not to mention innumerable women throughout his life, Dio’s followers remain loyal to him, not just out of respect, but also fear. To the point where N’Doul, a follower of his, would rather kill himself than reveal Dio’s secrets.

Wiz: And it doesn’t end there. In Jotaro’s fight with Dio, he was able to create a massive eruption of water by simply punching, which would require around 2.33 Kilotons of TNT. Added onto the fact that in an earlier fight against the Stand, Justice, Star Platinum could inhale all of the fog surrounding the town in which their fight took place. Assuming it took 30 seconds, and accounting for the density of the fog, such a feat would come out to 3.8 Kilotons of TNT. Even in his later years, a weaker Star Platinum was stronger than Jolyne’s Stand, Stone Free, which could punch through meteorites at 441 Kilotons of TNT.

Boomstick: Star Platinum is also faster than Polnareff’s Stand, Silver Chariot, who was able to intercept the Hanged Man Stand, which moves at the speed of light. While he had to create a situation where it would be forced to move in a straight line in order to defeat it, the fact that Silver Chariot was able to outpace and intercept it at all means that it had to be moving at speeds faster than light! Hell, Joseph in his younger years was able to dodge beams of light, and in the Stone Ocean Databook, Star Platinum is directly stated to move at faster than light speeds. And he wasn’t even in his peak at the time, like when he fought Dio.

Wiz: And speaking of, Dio would eventually come to face the Stardust Crusaders head-on, taking out half of them, and creating the oh so infamous donut meme by punching a hole through Noriaki Kakyoin. He even deflected Kakyoin’s Emerald Splash, and no one can just deflect the Emerald Splash! And despite killing Kakyoin, he was able to figure out the secret of Dio’s Stand, sending a message to Joseph in his final moments. A message which would reach Jotaro just in time, as Dio killed his grandfather, Joseph, right before his eyes. And so began the final battle in the Stardust Crusaders’ quest to kill Dio.

Boomstick: Despite throwing knives, street signs, boats, oil tankers and even a road roller at Jotaro, the Joestar descendant still persevered through it all, fighting Dio on an even playing field. Though Dio came dangerously close to victory, Jotaro barely managed to edge out his own, and finally killed him by destroying The World. And as Dio raged against his inevitable death, his very world crumbling around him, he could do nothing. The immortal vampire bested, and an end put to his blight on the Joestar bloodline once and for all, Dio’s very own blood would be used to revive Joseph, his body having one last use before being destroyed in the light of a new day.

Popup: Despite Dio’s arrogance, he has frequently shown to be a very tactical and cautious fighter, capitalising on his opponent’s weaknesses and taking precautions to ensure that his foe stays dead and his plans are unimpeded. Hence his use of knives as projectiles, shooting Jotaro’s body, and going to decapitate him for good measure showcase this, alongside his hesitation when Jotaro moved during his time stop.

Wiz: But above all else, what led to Dio’s downfall was his sheer arrogance. He tends to be overconfident, seeing practically everyone beneath him. This leads him to underestimate his opponents, and toy with them instead of going for the kill. Alongside a weakness to sunlight and fire, Dio’s regeneration can be halted if his brain is destroyed. However, not even Star Platinum and Silver Chariot could fully destroy his brain themselves, so this weakness is rather hard to take advantage of. And while Dio does retain his abilities showcased in Phantom Blood during Stardust Crusaders, as shown in the Over Heaven novel, he prefers to use the overwhelming power of The World, as his other abilities aren’t as useful in Stand battles.

Boomstick: Yet another instance of that arrogance coming back to bite him. However, in one timeline, Dio was able to kill Jotaro and the Stardust Crusaders, achieving the Heaven Plan created by himself and Enrico Pucci to turn The World into The World Over Heaven. And in another, Dio became an Ultimate Lifeform, gaining the power of both God and Jesus Christ, being able to shift the very narrative of the story itself in his favour. Obviously, Eyes of Heaven and the Jorge Joestar novel won’t be included due to massive conflicts with the canon story, but it’s worth noting just how far Dio can go with no one to stand in his way.

Wiz: Even in spite of his death, Dio’s legacy would live on in the form of his son, who would forge his own path in the world, irrespective of any who got in his way, and his loyal servants, dedicated to carrying out his plans to reach Heaven. And ultimately, this would succeed; Enrico Pucci heralding in the birth of a new universe, reaching Heaven, as his best friend and master wanted. And despite all of the efforts of the Joestar bloodline, in the end, it was Dio who had the last laugh.

Boomstick: But so long as this vampire walks the Earth, you can be sure that he’ll do whatever necessary to ensure his own goals, whether it be immortal life, Stand power, Godhood or reaching Heaven itself. Should you ever find yourself in Dio’s path, you’d better pray for a quick death, because against the man, nay, God with the World in his hands, all resistance is utterly useless!

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Dio: Everyone survives in pursuit of peace of mind… Aren't you uneasy, preparing to fight me, knowing you may die? If you join me, I will give you peace of mind that will last forever.


(Cue Alucard’s Theme – Left Foot Trapped in a Sensual Seduction - Hellsing)

Boomstick: The tale of Vlad Ţepeş is one known to many. In fact, you’d be hard pressed to find someone who doesn’t know of the infamous Vlad the Impaler, and his legacy as Vlad III Dracula, the Son of the Dragon. Born in 1431 to Vlad II Dracul, the young Vlad was the prince of Wallachia, a historical and geographical region of Romania. However, as a young boy, Vlad was traded to an Ottoman sultan as part of a peace offering, and during his 10 year-long captivity, he was subject to intense abuse and rape, in which he would clutch a silver cross for dear life, hoping and praying to God for his suffering to end.

Wiz: A justified hatred for the Ottomans lit within him, upon his crowning as the Voivode of Wallachia, Vlad would launch an all-our war on the Turks. The ensuing bloodbath was so brutal that Vlad earned the title of Impaler, responsible for the deaths of between 40,000 and 100,000 of his enemies and various villains in his own country through execution and torture by impalement. But not even Vlad’s overwhelming might let him last forever, and eventually his troops were defeated, citizens killed and homeland set ablaze, with the Impaler himself set for execution by means of decapitation.

Boomstick: In the face of his impending demise, Vlad desperately drank the blood of the surrounding corpses, this one act fatefully altering his life forever. No more was the man Vlad Ţepeş, instead rose a True Vampire in his place. Accepting the powers of darkness to prolong his own life, the cross Vlad had carried around with him shattered, a symbolic representation of his faith and former life, now gone. Vlad would continue to live on for centuries, eventually becoming the fictional vampire of legend, Count Dracula. And yeah, the very same one from the Bram Stoker novel!

Wiz: Now a supernatural creature of the night, Dracula continued his reign of terror. And in 1897, he was eventually defeated by the combined might of Abraham Van Helsing, Jonathan and Mina Harker, Arthur Holmwood, Quincey Morris, and John Seward. However, instead of killing the Count, Van Helsing decided to tame the vampire into becoming a servant for him and his family. Eventually, the Hellsing Organization would be created to combat all occult and demonic threats to humanity under the Queen, and Dracula, now renamed to Alucard in order to disguise his true identity, would be its trump card.

Popup: Alucard is able to freely shapeshift his body into any form he wants. Changing between his red coat, Wallachian armour and WWII girl body, Alucard has no “true form”, but does prefer to use his red cloak in the modern day.

Boomstick: During World War II, the current leader of the Hellsing Organisation and family line, Arthur Hellsing, would dispatch Alucard, who was in the form of a young girl, don’t question it, to hunt down and eliminate a sect of the Nazi party called Millennium, which was creating an army of artificial vampires to help win the war. Partnered with the 14-year-old Walter C. Dornez, they tore through most of their ranks, but the key members of Millennium escaped and went into hiding, assisted by the Vatican. But after World War II, it was decided that Alucard was too powerful and potentially too dangerous to be used as a weapon, and as a result, he was sealed away in the basement of the Hellsing mansion.

Wiz: After the death of her father, 12-year-old Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing became the director of the organization, however, her uncle attempted to murder her and take the headship of the organization for himself. This inadvertently awakened Alucard, who quickly overpowered her uncle, his new master recognised. With her first order for Alucard, Integra orders him to keep his arm steady as she shoots her uncle dead, leaving her now the sole inheritor of the Hellsing Organisation, with only her butler, an older Walter C. Dornez, and her newfound vampiric servant by her side.

Boomstick: But he wouldn’t be much of a vampire hunter if he didn’t have the weaponry to back him up, and you’d better believe that Alucard has two of the gnarliest handguns you’ll ever pray to your impotent god to never see in person. Alucard's primary sidearm is the Casull. Custom designed by Walter C. Dornez, the Casull is a semi-automatic magnum pistol that gun fires custom-made explosive rounds, with the steel bullets bearing a core made from the melted silver Christian cross from Manchester Cathedral, letting Alucard take out basic vampires in one shot, nullifying their healing factors. They can also ricochet off walls!

Wiz: Alucard’s other gun of choice is the Jackal. Fully named as the Hellsing ARMS 13 mm Auto Anti-Freak Combat Pistol, the Jackal is an extremely powerful handgun, with armor-piercing hollow-point bullets, jacketed in blessed in Macedonian silver and featuring an explosive tip containing a charge of pre-blessed mercury, Alucard used this gun when he wants to annihilate the toughest of foes. 16 inches long and weighing 35 pounds, shots from this weapon can blow apart body parts and walls with ease, making it even more powerful than the .50 BMG round of the Barrett M82 sniper rifle, which is one of the highest calibre guns in production.

Popup: In the original 2003 Hellsing anime, Alucard was able to dodge lightning in his fight against the Egyptian deity Set, and created a city-wide sigil upon the activation of one of his abilities. Alucard also survived crashing into a cathedral and through several floors after falling from the sky above the clouds.

Boomstick: Though Alucard does carry some other weapons he doesn’t utilise as often. During WWII, he carried a Thompson sub-machine gun, or the Tommy Gun of gangster fame. It uses a fairly large .45 ACP cartridge, boasts a fire rate of 1500 rounds per minute, a range of 150 feet, and at its largest, holds a 100-round drum magazine. And during his reign as Vlad the Impaler, Alucard carried a badass Claymore. A Scottish blade that comes in at almost 5 feet long and over 6 pounds, Alucard can summon up this sword at will and has shown mastery of it in his fight with the super priest Alexander Anderson.

Wiz: However, Alucard’s weapons are far from the only options he has available to him in battle. As a vampire, Alucard possesses strength, speed, reflexes, endurance and durability far beyond that of a regular human. Additionally, like all vampires, Alucard can drink blood. He has a row of massive sharp teeth which he uses to violently tear into the necks of his victims and suck all the blood from their bodies, gaining their soul, memories, and special powers, if they have any. So powerful is Alucard’s relationship with blood that after decades of starvation, he was able to return to full strength after only a few drops.

Boomstick: Which is to say, BITCH HE EATS PEOPLE! References aside though, Alucard mentions the souls he’s absorbed as his lives, and that every time he’s hit with a fatal wound, it’s redirected instead to his repository of souls. Alexander Anderson postulates this, and later Alucard confirms it. By the end of the series, Alucard had three million, four hundred twenty-four thousand, eight hundred sixty-seven souls residing within his body, each essentially acting like extra lives in a video game. And he’s using this method, he’s easily regenerated from all kinds of wounds, and neither conventional weaponry, nor holy weapons have been able to put him down for good.

Wiz: He’s been turned into swiss cheese by gunfire, impaled multiple times by Anderson’s blessed anti-vampire bayonets, decapitated and reduced to a puddle of blood, blown to smithereens, and always comes back up with a terrifying smile on his face. Also, it is important to mention that in the Hellsing universe, there are two types of vampires: a True Vampire, and an Artificial one. Alucard is classified as a true vampire since he’s a former human being who has sucked the blood of his own free will, and thus, has more abilities available to him. Such as the ability to transform opposite-gender virgin victims into their offspring, also known as a fledgeling.

Popup: Hellsing vampires have not shown to be explicitly weak to sunlight, but Alucard has stated that getting up during the day is exhausting. Additionally, resting in a coffin with the earth of their homeland maintains a fledgeling’s strength, but this is not required of True Vampires.

(Cue A World Without Logos – Raid OST - Hellsing)

Boomstick: In the case of successful blood exchange, the fledgeling will enter the first stage of vampirism. While lacking the higher-level powers of the master vampire, they still possess superhuman powers and a psychic connection with their master. And on an enthusiastic walk through the woods, Alucard happened to find and take out a large group of vampires, who were holding a big-tittied police girl hostage. Impressed by her resolve to not give up even when at death’s door, Alucard decided to make the girl his fledgeling. This was Seras Victoria, who would go on to learn a great many things from her master. Especially regarding a love of cannons.

Wiz: Fledgelings will also have the traditional weaknesses of vampires, such as varying sensitivity to sunlight, the inability to cross large bodies of water without means of external locomotion, weakness to items which are holy in nature, and their heads and heart being especially vulnerable spots. And as with their masters, upon the consumption of a human's blood of their own will, the restrictions imposed upon the fledgling vanish and further abilities are unlocked, completing the transition to a True Vampire. Though Seras has not yet shown to have all the abilities of her master, Alucard has displayed a great deal of his own.

Boomstick: Stuff like hypnosis, intangibility, telekinesis, levitation, casting illusions, weather control, telepathy with his fledgeling, supernatural detection, hemokinesis regarding blood outside the body, and his classic blood-based soul absorption. Alucard also has a “Third Eye” which allows him to see through illusions, read his opponent’s movements and shoot bullseyes from over a kilometer away. Sort of like a sixth sense. And while he does possess blood and organs like a regular human, Alucard's body is composed of a shadow-like substance that he can morph anyway he wants. This allows him to shapeshift into pretty much anything, and control his body in any way he pleases.

Wiz: Integra would need all of Alucard’s abilities when Millennium, led by The Major, came out of hiding with its new breed of artificial vampires in an attempt to create a new world war. Taking out that wannabe little demi-god bitch Luke Valentine and cheeky dick waffle Tubalcain Alhambra, Alucard would be dispatched to kill Millennium S.S. lieutenant, Rip Van Winkle, who had commandeered a British aircraft carrier as a part of an invasion of London. With no way to get there other than by air, Alucard jack-knifed the vessel with a Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced, long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 85,000 feet. It’s on his Christmas list for a reason.

Popup: Alucard’s Third Eye is not an inherent ability, and must be activated consciously, as Alucard was unable to see through Tubalcain's illusionary clones. Similarly, Seras was unable to see through Millennium First Lieutenant Zorin Blitz's illusions until told outright that's what they were.

Boomstick: Measuring the size of the explosion, we can estimate that at max, Alucard survived a blast worth 50 tons of TNT. However, it's also possible Alucard did take damage and simply healed before emerging, so it’s a bit hard to definitely place him there, but benefit of the doubt, y’know? And just as impressive is his interception of Rip’s magic bullets. Comparing the distance the bullets moved to the jet in the same time frame as the jet's own movement, her rounds would have to be moving at a speed of Mach 38. And Alucard caught one with his frickin' teeth! From there, it wasn’t difficult to take her out. Guess someone forgot to check their privilege.

Wiz: Telekinetically driving the carrier back to shore, Alucard would show up just in time to witness a three way war, with Hellsing heavily outnumbered. The Catholics were crusading, while the Nazis were invading, and Alucard practically took them all out at once, eventually defeating his frenemy Alexander Anderson and the traitorous Walter. But this was all part of The Major’s plan. A plan which could only come into play with the help of Schrödinger, a German catboy who controls his own quantum state. This grants him pseudo-omnipresence and immortality. He can exist everywhere and nowhere, and cannot die so long as he can recognize his own existence. This is important, and we’ll get to why in a moment.

Boomstick: Obviously, Alucard's immense power and bloodlust needed to be controlled, so he was restricted with the Control Art Restriction System, which has to be accessed by the Cromwell Invocation. He has six release states which are six levels of power that increase as the number goes down that he can access via the Cromwell Approval. Levels 6 through 2 are for wrecking your ordinary ghouls, and Level 1 is for dealing with your heavy duty vampires and getting this awesome demon doggo made from his shadow essence, Baskerville. But there’s one more state Alucard can release when he wants to go all out; Level 0.

Wiz: Once activated, Level 0 releases every single soul Alucard has consumed as a sea of blood-soaked zombies. All three million of them. Including familiars of those whose soul he has consumed by drinking their blood. Including, but not limited to; an army of Catholic knights, hundreds of Nazi vampires, millions of dead Londoners, and both the Wallachian and Ottoman armies. While Millennium was defeated, it came at a cost. At the climax of the war, Alucard also absorbed Schrödinger when reabsorbing all of his expended souls, but because Al had three million souls kicking around inside him, Schrödinger couldn't recognize himself anymore, forcing him and thus Alucard to fade out of existence.

Popup: Schrödinger’s powers do not grant him true omnipresence. His powers are difficult to explain, but if he believes that he exists somewhere, then he will. This also explains his regeneration/immortality and teleportation abilities. If he thinks he's at a location at any moment, then he will be at that location. Even if Schrödinger is fatally wounded, if he believes that he is alive and unscathed, then he will be.

Boomstick: So Alucard spent the next 30 years killing all of the souls within himself apart from Schrödinger in order for him to return to existence. While he was able to return to the Hellsing Organization and reuinte with an aged Integra and a more experienced Seras, none of this would’ve happened in the first place if not for Alucard’s arrogance, which The Major exploited. See, Alucard heavily relies on his regeneration during fights, allowing his opponent to wear themselves down while he heals himself and strikes at an opening. However, his souls can't regenerate him if his body is completely destroyed, or if his heart is impaled.

Wiz: The most important factor is, despite his huge ego and taste for battle, Alucard is a monster who wishes for death. As shown with his final fight with Anderson, the Count wishes for a human to take him down because of the regret he feels for his actions in becoming a vampire. He saw it as cowardice, throwing away his humanity, and he has no sympathy for those who would discard theirs as well. Probably why he always lets his enemies rip into him like a piñata of self-loathing. He takes out his hatred on his fellow vampire kind, but the main reason he hates them so much is that, in truth, he really hated himself.

Boomstick: And by adding Schrödinger, it took away all of Alucard’s other souls, so the rest of his powers granted by those cannot exist at the same time as Schrödinger does. Additionally, in Level 0, Alucard’s healing greatly suffers. It’s not stopped or anything, but his absurd soul-based regeneration isn’t available to him, and if his head or heart is destroyed, then it’s game over for the No-Life King. Still, despite his 30 year stint in non-existence, Hellsing was still able to defend the world from vampiric threats where they arose thanks to the help of Seras, the little Draculina following in her master’s footsteps and eradicating evil with extreme prejudice until Alucard returned.

Wiz: No matter the threat, Alucard will show no mercy, just waiting for the day a noble human warrior can finally put him to eternal rest. But should he face a fellow monster, a fool who rejected their humanity like himself, he'll let loose the dogs of war and all hell will sing.

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Alucard: God spares no salvation to those who would beg for it. Nor is he merciful to those who would beseech his benevolence. These petty requests are no invocation to God. They are your death.


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If Dio Brando wins
If Alucard wins

Original Track

The track for this fight is called "Hell Over Heaven".

The title refers to Alucard's home series, Hellsing, and the Hellsing Organization, as well as a form of Dio's Stand, The World Over Heaven and the name of his diary in Stone Ocean. Additionally, it references Dio's Heaven plan, as outlined in his diary. It also refers to the opposing nature of the two combatants.


  • The connections between Dio and Alucard are that both are popular anime vampires who are sadistic, egotistical, have a healing factor which makes them extremely difficult to kill, and hold opposing viewpoints on humanity (Dio gladly discarded his humanity in exchange for power he constantly seeks and sees humans as inferior, whereas Alucard regrets his immortality and wishes to be slain by a worthy human while seeing beauty in the mortality of humans). Both plagued England in the 19th century before being sealed away for long periods of time due to the actions of vampire slayers, gaining respect for the humans who defeated them (Jonathan Joestar and Abraham Van Helsing, respectively), though the two reacted oppositely to their defeat (Dio sought to destroy the Joestars as he viewed them as a threat, whereas Alucard became the Hellsing family's loyal servant) and were later reawakened and released in the late 20th century. After their defeat, both had their names changed (Dio Brando to DIO and Vlad Dracula to Alucard). Both were abused as children and became vampires after trading in their humanity to escape a dire situation (Dio put on the Stone Mask to avoid getting arrested, and Alucard drank blood to save himself from being executed). Both can summon allies to their sides in battle (Dio's Stand, The World, and Alucard's Familiars), and at the height of their power control a part of reality (Dio can stop time and Alucard became omnipresent). Additionally, both command a loyal vampiric follower (Vanilla Ice and Seras Victoria, respectively) whose masters caused them a fatal wound, but then also revived them by turning them into a vampire. Furthermore, both are also known for having a strong relationship with a priest, though in opposite ways (Enrico Pucci and Alexander Anderson, respectively).
    • Coincidentally, one of Alucard's earliest opponents in his home series, Luke Valentine, holds many similarities to Dio, being a flamboyant, blond vampire who favoured using daggers and happened to share both his English and Japanese voice actors (Patrick Seitz and Takehito Koyasu, respectively) with Dio.
  • This is the most wanted episode of SoMaShadow and Gogeta46power.