INTERLUDE[]
Wiz: Gods, heroes the two have a historically rocky relationship. All the way from the Darkseid Superman rivalry all the way down to the Thanos Avengers rivalry
Boomstick: Today we pit the trainer of deku and world renowned super hero, All might
Wiz: against the planet destroying feline, Beerus
Boomstick: He’s wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz:And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle!
BEERUS[]
Wiz: It’s no secret that Dragon Ball has seen some incredibly powerful Villains but the first time Dragon Ball has seen someone that can simply one shot planets came in the form of the feline god of destruction, Lord Beerus
Boomstick: Beerus is the god of destruction for the 7th universe. If it isn’t too obvious gods of destruction are needed in order to wipe out old planets and species to make way for new ones
Wiz: The type of power that Beerus possesses was unseen even in a universe as powerful as Dragon Ball.
Boomstick: And when we say powerful, we mean powerful. He once destroyed half of an entire planet with a single tap
Wiz: Not to mention the fact he can literally right click delete people from existence with his hakai ability.
Boomstick: Obviously being a god means he pretty damn physically powerful. When it comes to strength he’s the real deal, for instance once when he was fighting with his brother champa Vados stared that if they had continued to fight after she had broken it up the entire universe would have been destroyed and she’s an angel so take it from her
Wiz: As for speed he’s thousands of times faster than light. He was able to effortlessly dodge attacks from Buu, 18, Super Saiyan Vegeta and Gohan. All of which are clearly faster than light.
Boomstick: His durability is pretty solid too, tanking hits from SSG Goku and SSJ2 Vegeta
Wiz: He also has a wide variety of attacks. He can make up to 10 to 12 clones of himself, shoot entire barrages of ki blasts from his aura, create large explosions out of his aura, create powerful shockwaves, sneeze ki blasts, nullify energy based attacks, the list goes on
Boomstick: While he is incredibly powerful he has some big flaws, he’s incredibly lazy and prefers Whis to do his work, he’s also fairly cocky, thinking he’s better than most people
Wiz: Overall, Beerus is a god and an absolute force to be reckoned with
“ I am a god with a heart... but there’s one thing I cannot tolerate... people who don’t pay proper respect to others “
ALL MIGHT[]
Wiz: in a word where everyone has powers there was man named Toshinori Yagi who was one of the only people without a quirk when one day he met a woman named Nana Shimura who had a special quirk that could be passed down on to others. She saw something special in Toshinoro so she passed her quirk down on to him
Boomstick: And ever since then he became the ass kicking badass we all know and love, All Might
Wiz: All might is famous for being the trainer of Deku but also for that wide toothy grin that makes everyone feel better even in the most dangerous of situations
Boomstick: And why wouldn’t they feel safe with a guy as powerful as All might?
Wiz: Physically he’s everything you want in a superhero. When it comes to strength he has some very impressive feats. He once punched a villain hard enough to change the weather, overwhelmed noumu’s shock absorption,cancelled out All for One's Air Propulsion quirk and blocked an attack that destroyed multiple buildings
Boomstick: His speed is pretty damn impressive too, throwing hundreds of punches in mere seconds, he once even created vortex when he was spinning
Wiz: His durability is nothing to laugh at either, tanking explosions from Bakugo, could still stay fighting after getting knocked through several city blocks and can tank hits from Deku
Boomstick: Just like Beerus he has a wide range of attacks such as the Texas smash which is basically just a straight punch but it is effective, The Detroit smash which is a powerful downward punch, The Missouri smash which is basically just a karate chop, The Carolina smash which is a double karate chop , The New Hampshire smash where he basically just throws himself at his opponent, The Oklahoma where he whirls around to get opponents that have latched on to him off and his most powerful, the United States of smash. The United States of smash is one full power punch that can create shockwaves so in conclusion All might is one tough S.O.B
Wiz: Even with his insane power, he has some vital flaws. Like the fact he can only use his quirk for about 50 minutes and also that if he’s hit in his injury he’s down for the count
Boomstick: Even with his weaknesses all might is incredibly strong, battle hardened and just one bad mofo overall
“ The most inflated egos are the most fragile “
PRE FIGHT[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
FIGHT[]
10:15 AM Musutafu, Japan
An incredibly skinny man named Toshinori Yagi more commonly known as All might sighed as he walked out of a super market when suddenly he saw a man in an Orange Gi get launched through a building by a tall cat-like figure
This obviously was Goku and Beerus having a sparring session
All Might: Hey! Get away from that innocent man Mr.Rabbit!
Beerus was incredibly offended that All might called him a rabbit
Beerus: Listen here! No one disrespects a god of destruction without paying
All might: Is that a threat?
Beerus: Yes it was, now leave me alone before I change my mind and destroy you!
All might: Bring it on!
Beerus: You poor fool
FIGHT!!!
All might started the fight by dashing at Beerus with his fist reeled back as far as possible, All Might threw his arm forward with as much force as possible thinking that would be the end of the fight but as soon as his punch connected, all might looked up just to see that Beerus had blocked it with his forearm
Beerus: Was that supposed to be an attack or something?
All Might was slightly frustrated but he did his damndest to hide it
All Might: All right then! Texas Smash!!!
All Might reeled his fist back again and punched Beerus with much greater force than before, Beerus was taken by suprise at the force of this blow causing him to start skidding across the ground
Beerus: Looks like we’re just getting started
The god of destruction flew about 12 feet above All Might to make sure he was out of the superhero’s reach
Beerus: Now die!
Beerus launched a barrage of ki blasts at All Might
All Might: Woah! That was unexpected
That being said, All Might dodged the ki blasts expertly and leaped in the air in order to reach Beerus
All Might: Missouri Smash!
All Might karate chopped the feline god however it was blocked causing a powerful shockwave to be sent around the city, Beerus leaped forward and connected on a left hook sending All Might through the window of a nearby seafood market. All Might got up and groaned in agony
All Might: Wow! That rabbit guy really packs a punch
Beerus: I’m not a rabbit you buffoon!
Beerus powered up and tackled All Might through the isles of the store, All Might gained his composure and uppercutted Beerus right in the Jaw, Beerus was launched a good ten feet back. Beerus powered up some more and placed him palm on Toshinori
Beerus: Take this!
Beerus’ palm started glowing yellow, the aura started to outline All Might’s body
All Might: Interesting....
Suddenly, the aura exploded violently launching All Might backwards, All Might got up and dusted himself off, when suddenly Beerus Appeared in front of him
Beerus: Had enough?
All Might: Never!!!!
All Might then bear hugged Beerus and squeezed him with all his strength
Beerus: Let..........Go!!!!!!
Then All Might took a big step to the right and tossed Beerus Several feet in the air, while Beerus as trying to collect himself, All Might jumped up to where Beerus was
All Might: Detroit Smash!
All Might threw a downward punch right at Beerus’ exposed ribs causing the god to hit the ground with enough force to make a giant crater. Beerus got up in pain
All Might: Now leave, I don’t wanna hurt you
Beerus: Never!!! I am a god and you are a puny human
All Might: So be it!!
All Might was getting ready to attack Beerus when suddenly he felt a stabbing pain in his chest, when he looked down he saw a beam of purple going straight through his left pec, he simply looked in disbelief as he started to bleed
All Might: How........how did you do that without me seeing?!?!?!?
Beerus smirked
Beerus: I’m far faster than you think, I was holding back a great portion of my power before but now I’m not playing games
All Might: No..... No!!!! I won’t let you win!!
Beerus: You can’t win anymore, just accept your fate with dignity
All Might: You’ll never beat me!!!
All Might, despite being pain ripped the beam of energy out of his chest and tensed up his muscles. He threw his body foward and drop kicked Beerus. Beerus had been caught off guard so he got absolutely rocked. All Might was no longer smiling, his wide grin was now an angry grimace. All Might dove foward at Beerus.
The god of destruction was getting quite fed up. All Might threw a barrage of punches however Beerus was more than fast enough to match him blow for blow. Shockwaves coursed throughout the city.
At this point police sirens were blaring throughout the city and every citizen was forced to evacuate to ensure that no one got envolved. The only ones allowed near the fight was the police, military, class 1-A and most of the Z fighters. Japan was locked down to everyone.
Izzuku, fearing for All Might’s safety turned to Bakugo
Izzuku Midoryia: Bakugo!! We need to help All Might!!!!
Bakugo: It’s no use, Deku. Even if we could possibly help All Might that purple guy is too strong for any of us to possibly deal with plus..... I think All Might will be okay, you’re just underestimating him, so stop being a baby it’ll be fine!
Izzuku Midoryia: I hope you’re right, Bakugo
Bakugo: Of course I’m right, now shut up I’m trying to watch the fight
Goku: woweee, Vegeta that muscular guy is giving lord Beerus a hard time huh?
Vegeta: Hmphhh! Who the hell does that tall guy think he is? I could kick his ass and look at all his little weenie students over there, bunch of little snot nosed punks!!
Bakugo: I heard that old man! Don’t make me come over there!
Vegeta: Don’t make me come over there! Kids these days.....
Anyway back to the fight, Beerus at this point was almost entirely injury free while All Might on the other hand was bleeding out of his chest and his suit was ripped but his will was ultimately what kept him going
All Might: ( In his head ) damnit! I’m not winning at all this guy is almost completely unharmed if I use all of my strength I run the risk of using all my energy but if I don’t this guy is going to beat me
Beerus: (In his head) Hehehe I’ve got this guy good...... Wait!!!!! What if it turns out he’s not using all of his power and he ends up pulling out on me at the end..... I should probably end this..... Nah, I’m just gonna keep messing around
All Might clenched his fists and mustered up all the power he had left,
All Might: Y’know I remember a time when this world was safe!! Completely void of villains like you disturbing the peace
Beerus: I’m simply keeping the universe in balance by doing my job!!! I do not exist to appease anyone!
All Might rushed forward
W.I.P