Description[]
These two characters use to be the mascot of thier companies, so which two will win in Death Battle.
Beginning[]
Wiz: Companies use Mascot to represent the company to build brand idenity from a mouse for disney, Italian plumber for nintendo, and a blue hedgehog for Sega.
Boomstick: But not all Mascot can be the face for a company forever. Some get replaced with a new character because they don't like the first one or losing the character to another company.
Wiz: Like Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. The ruler of the Cartoon Wasteland.
Boomstick: And Alex Kidd, used to be mascot for Sega for the speedy hedgehog. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Alex Kidd[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eweWlKxbVNw
Wiz: On 1985, Super Mario bros is first released for the NES that bring back the popularity with video games in United States.
Boomstick: So, Sega seeing the new popularity with the Italian plumber at ninetendo. They need a mascot, and that was Sonic the hedgehog, the…
Wiz: Hold it! Sonic wasn’t was the Mascot for Sega during the time.
Boomstick: And I bet what you thinking, if not sonic. Then who? It was actually fantasy zone. But was kill the genre is the Platformer games. So, Sega need a hero that can compete with Mario, and that person is Alex Kidd. But who is this strange hero.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Cf75Xnxw8
Wiz: Then let me tell the story, long ago on the planet Aries, there was a boy named Alex Kidd was leaving the mountains find a dying man on the streets.
Boomstick: The strange man was actually King thunder, and he give a map to him with a medallion to free Prince Igul and his girlfriend Lora from Janken The great that also turn the people into stone. I wonder where that come from (Showing that bowser also turning the mushroom kingdom into stones.)
Wiz: When he finally facing Jaken, Jaken offers to surround if Alex can beat him in a game, and that game is… rock-paper-scissors. Really.
Boomstick: Hey, that game is a manly sport. I have you know I’m the master of the game.
Wiz: Let see about that.
Both: Rock, paper, scissor.
Boomstick: (Then he curl his fist to punch him in to the face) Rock! See, a master. After he get the gold crown, he use it to bring peace to Radaxian and turned the people back to normal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUMmegZAHoc
Wiz: After the seven years training on Mt. Eternal, he have learn the shellcore technique that apparently grow his fist size by willpower to shatter blocks of rocks.
Boosmtick: He can wall jump to spinning so fast that he launched himself in flames.
Wiz: Means that he is traveling 160,000 miles per hour.
Boomstick: He carries the Poor bracelet that allows him to shoot shockwaves from his hands to teleport powder that doesn’t make him to teleport but instead be invisible for a few seconds. And also that he a freakin Ninja. He have a sword that reflect projectiles to ninja darts.
Wiz: And he have different vehicles to Nina crystal ball that turn himself into a tornado that shoot out smaller tornadoes.
Boomstick: He have defeated Jaken the great to restore the peace to Radaxian to even Ziggurat who make the twelve zodiac signs from the sky disappear.
Wiz: He can shatter boulders or 33,400,000 pounds of force to dodging lightning.
Boomstick: But the problem is that he is a glass cannon when even just taking single to hit his power up are limited and being shadow the more iconic sonic the hedgehog.
Wiz: But no matter the challenge, he will always ready to save the day.
7:30 - 7:36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqpPadJPLsw
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit[]
https://www.deviantart.com/doctormoodb/art/VS-Bio-Oswald-the-lucky-rabbit-Composite-596458573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjU2Rtb77eo Wiz: Before Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and even before Mickey Mouse, there was Alice Comedies. A cartoon created by Walt Disney where a live-action little girl named Alice with her cat travel through animated landscape.
Boomstick: Despite being Disney, and being in the 1925, it was full of anti-union propaganda to even bootlegging with her ownership of “Home brew.” Even I think that she shouldn’t do it, and I let my niece sky diving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS8SLO9TeEU Wiz: Then in 1927, Winkler pictures told Disney to create a cartoon character to sell to Universal Pictures when they want to reenter the cartoon business.
Boomstick: So, Disney create a black rabbit and Universal called him Oswald; however, the first cartoon was poor received because the age of the Oswald.
Wiz: Therefore, Disney created a younger Oswald for the next cartoon that went very well that Universal start advertising for the character. Yet, when George Winkler hiring away his animators, Disney traveling to New York city to get more profitable contract, and Disney decided to quit working on the cartoons.
Boomstick: While they are working Mickey Mouse, MPTV get the rights of Oswald, then Universal Pictures got Oswald rights, so when people think universal own Oswald. Disney decided to trade minor assents from Universal including rights to Oswald for sending Al Michaels from Disney ABC and ESPN to NBC Sports.
Wiz: Buy many people wonder what happen to Oswald during away from Disney.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR4uDmelYSc
Boomstick: He become the ruler of the Cartoon Wasteland - a world where everything a forgotten to rejected to retired Disney creations reside.
Wiz: So, pretty much Chester A. Arthur.
Boomstick: Who?
Wiz: Exactly.
Boomstick: Therefore, Oswald was working with the mad doctor to making Beetleworx as the construction crew when Mickey Mouse anciently created a blob called shadow blot that bring the land into ruins, use his tail as propellors of a helicopter, and to top that, Mad doctor betrays to work with the blot.
Wiz: With a battle, they were able to seal the villain inside a large jug but with the cost of Ortensia’s life.
Boomstick: Press ‘F’ for respect.
Wiz: Now Oswald remains at the mountain to prevent him escaping with him growing hatred for Mickey Mouse.
Boomstick: Who wouldn’t, Mickey stole his career and is the one who created a villain that killed his wife.
Wiz: To get back at Mickey, he released the real blot who steals Mickey’s heart to destroying Wasteland where they both decided to work together to defeat the threat to defeating the villain with fireworks.
Boomstick: Oswald even give Mickey his heart back and they impact crash back to mean street with them reviving Ortensia back to life with both becoming friends.
Wiz: Being from the cartoon, he have toon force from pulling out items from thin air, stretch his arms, heal quickly when not on screen, walk on walls, and can use his shadow to fight for himself.
Boomstick: And he carries the best weapon of all time!
Wiz: Are you talking about his remote that shoot electricity, create a dome of electricity, can reprogram the robots to help him, and can cause machines to self destruct.
Boomstick: Nope.
Wiz: Then what?
Boomstick: Guns, he have blunder bass, revolver, and a rifle. He even have syringe that increased his confidents
Wiz: He have defeated pete multiple times to helping Mickey to saving Cartoon Wasteland, and even raise 240 children.
Boomstick: Then he can destroy cannonballs with his ear to striving a punch from Pete that launched him into the moon and dodge electric rays.
Wiz: Despite being in a cartoon, he can be blast and need help from others to form back to normal to having bad luck with firearms.
Boomstick: But let me tell you this, he one lucky rabbit.
Oswald: Ortensia! Do you think she made it? Come on! We gotta go around to look for her!
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzTa02TywFE
In the peaceful beach, everyone is having fun in the sun from some building sand castles, surfing in the waves, and getting a suntan under the sun. And a car park next to the beach with the person to reveal to be Oswald carrying the basket to take a deep breath.
Oswald: This is what the family need. A peaceful trip to the beach and just to have fun.
Ortensia: (As she exit the car to get the picnic basket to the blanket.) This will be great, you, me, and our 420 children.
With that all of the children run trampling Oswald into the grounds to the oceans to Oswald getting up in cartoony way. So, Oswald and Ortensia walk to the beach together to find a spot with the children playing on the beach; however, there was a huge explosion with strongly looking have eyes. But the only thing the people notice is that of the shockwave and that they thought it was ocean powerful breeze.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHW0Vn-wRzs
On the road, Alex is riding on his motorcycle when he learn that he is going to be at his next game; yet, he pull out his map to figure out where is he suddenly got hit with a severed foot of sonic to his face to make the motorcycle out of control where it jump into the air when going over a hill with him panic in the air. While he is in the air, Oswald and Ortensia just finishing packing the picnic with both eating sandwiches.
Oswald: You’re right, this is what I need. Peace and quiet with my love.
Ortensia: (Now blushing) Oh Oswald! ( When they see a shadow coming toward them) Wonder what causing that shadow?
Alex: Ahhhhhh!!!
Ortensia: (Then she look up) Oswald, watch out!
She push him just in time that the motorcycle just crush her in the sand with Oswald looking in shock, and he turn around to see Alex landing into the ocean to spitting out sea water like a fountain.
Alex: That will be the last time I will read a map and drive the same time.
Oswald get very red and steam coming from his ear from what he did to her, so he run toward him to say.
Oswald: Hey, what you think you just have done, she could be very injured… ( Alex just get out of the water to just to leave like nothing happen) Now you asking for it!
Oswald then rush toward Alex to a kick when Alex dodge the attack barley into a battle position.
Alex: I don’t have time for this!
Oswald: Then let end this quickly then!
Fight!
Alex Kidd run quickly to throwing punches with Oswald dodging the attacks by jumping into the air to use his ears as helicopter blades to fly into the air, so he pull out a bow and arrow to shoot multiples arrows with Alex Kidd running away dodging the arrows when he grab a cane to fly into the air and kick Oswald into the ground.
Alex: Now let me show you how to do it!
He grab onto the palm tree to swing around it so fast that he catch on fire and fling himself toward Oswald; however when Oswald see this, Oswald got very scare that he shrunk very tiny that he avoided the attack. Then Alex grab onto another tree to do the attack again when Oswald block the attack with the sword, and when the attack done Oswald swing his sword trying to hit Alex still dodging until Oswald use spinning attack that send him flying. Alex hit into a coconut tree with coconuts falling on him when power bracelet fall on him.
Alex: (While he putting on it.) Time to take it to the next level.
Oswald: (Pulling out a shield) Me too.
The battle still continued by Alex creating shocking waves with Oswald trying to block the attack with his shield when cornered.
Alex: You should not have mess with me!
But, Oswald he see his shadow and come up with a plan, so he give his shadow his sword with his shadow fighting against Alex.
Oswald: Now that you’re busy, I can find Ortensia to save her
Then Alex Kidd Magic capsule A to create multiple version of himself that traveling forward with the shadow having hard time fighting with the clones to the real Alex use teleport powder with Oswald trying to harm Alex with the fireworks he pull out with no effects. Alex Kidd pull out ninja darts extremely fast; yet, Oswald pull out his remote that block all the attack by create a dome of electricity. And so Alex jump onto All stars racing car that transform into a plane to shoot multiple missiles.
Alex: Look like you’re in a pickle!
Oswald: More like you’re in a pickle!
Oswald then use his remote when Alex was close enough to use it to cause the plane to explode into multiple broken parts.
Oswald: (Then he blow on his remote and put it back like in the Wild West.) That will teach you know mess with me
He was walking away when winds is pushing him harder and harder with him turning around to see Alex just turn into a tornado.
Oswald: What the!
The pull from the winds was so hard that it latch Oswald into the air.
Oswald: Okay! Seeing that his transformation have limits, I can attack when he back to normal. (So he pulls out stick of dynamites) Okay, three… two… one… Now!
Alex transform back to normal when he was next to dynamites.
Alex: Oh Noooooooo!!!!
Oswald land heroic when Alex get explode by the blast and Oswald jumping up and down when he see Alex skull land into the ground.
Ortendia: Oswald!
Suddenly, he turn around to see Ortensia crawl from the hole from the ground and him hugging her to make sure if see was right.
Oswald: Next time, we’re going to the forest.
Result[]
Boomstick: Hey Look Wiz, I got another skull for my collections!
Wiz: Are the others real?
Boomstick: Well no, I just got these skull from dollar store to the mask from Ebay. But I feel like it a good start.
Wiz: While Alex Kidd have more expeinced fighting to having more weapons and fought powerful villains. Oswald take the others.
Boomstick: It was obvious that strength when Oswald push a sun down to being more durable when taking a hit that laucnhed him into the moon while Alex die from a single hit.
Wiz: Also that Oswald can regenerate most damage, being smarter because of building diffrent technonogies, and can even interact with souls!
Boomstick: Look like Alex Kidd just wasn't lucky.
Wiz: The winner is Oswald the Lucky Rabbit!
Next time on Death Batte...[]
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