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King Bradley VS Albert Wesker is a What If? Death Battle and the 4th battle of NEWChristianthepupbot. 

Hazardous Philospher

Description[]

Fullmetal Alchemist VS Resident Evil. Today two mysterious warriors collide. Built for a country and built for a corporation, which tall dark and evil man will rise? Can Bradley cut Wesker's ego, or will Amestris lose a Fuhrer? 

Intro[]

(Music: Wiz and Boomstick

Boomstick: Evil. We know as well as anyone that it's everywhere. 

Wiz: But where does it come from? Are people tainted by their surroundings and use trauma to breed trauma? Are some children just destined to be evil? Or is true evil...Trained and created.

Boomstick: Also there's this thing that comes up called (O)Uroboros and for some reason that's also a connection. 

Wiz: Albert Wesker, The God of Viruses.   

Boomstick: And King Bradley, The Furious Fuhrer. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick. 

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win A DEATH BATTLE. 

Albert Wesker[]

Albert Wesker Spares 7 Minutes for DEATH BATTLE!

(Music: Save Room)

Wiz: Our story begins in 1998. An elite team of agents from the RCPD was sent out to investigate reports of cannibalism and mass murders. On the team, Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine, Barry Burton, and Albert Wesker. 

Boomstick: Surprise, it was zombies. Always those pesky little brain eaters. The S.T.A.R.S team found themselves locked in the most complex mansion known to man. Complete with a secret laboratory underneath. And once they found it, there was a big plot twist no one saw coming. 

Wiz: The team leader, Wesker, was a double agent working for an evil company called Umbrella. Doing the unthinkable, he killed several of his own men and only left Chris alive to show him his magnum opus. Tyrant. 

Boomstick: This is a fictional living superweapon, so it when just as well as you'd think. 

(This clip plays)

Boomstick: Phh! Ahahaha! AHAHAHA! 

Wiz: What? Stop it! :(

Boomstick: This is the mad genius you've been talking about? What's he going to do? Bleed on people? 

Wiz: To answer that question, we'll have to go back to before Resident Evil.

(Music: Safe Heaven)

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BACKGROUND

-Name: Albert Wesker

-Age: 49

-Height: 6'3 (190cm)

-Weight: 193ibs.

-S.T.A.R.S Captain and key figure to Umbrella 

-Secret Crush on Rebecca Chambers

-Would enjoy it if you gave him an egg. 

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Wiz: Like everything, it started with a dream. A dream of one Oswell Spencer. His idea was that humanity was corrupt and stupid, and it would one day destroy itself. The only thing that could save it was his genius mind, and one day, he could become the God of a new race of humans. 

Boomstick: So he kidnapped a bunch of kids who got good grades because genetics or something. 

Wiz: The idea was to make several like-minded individuals who shared the ideologies as Spencer. Umbrella Corporation had begun, along with the Wesker project. 

Boomstick: Of the project, one stood out from the rest. For being Spencer's favourite (and surviving), one kid got a job, a nice pair of shades, a new name; Albert Wesker, and a sample of the cool new virus they were working on. So back to the first game; When Wesker was stabbed by his science project, his new abilities awoke...as well as a terrible case of pink eye. 

(Music: Winds of Madness)

Wiz: Escaping the mansion, Wesker quickly broke away from Umbrella, with his own narcissism outweighing his masters...And let's just say, he's been in a lot of places. 

Boomstick: Throw a dark at Resident Evil corporations and chances are Wesker had aid in its creation or destruction. Of course, who needs political power when you can have regular power. 

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ABILITIES 

-Gun

-Superhuman Strength 

-Superhuman Speed

-Regeneration

-Intelligence

-Missiles 

-Uroboros

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Wiz: One of the first and most notable assets to Wesker's new transformation was his speed. 

Boomstick: Wesker's so fast that it's not even funny. He routinely travels much faster than the eye can see. 

Wiz: People sometimes even mistake Wesker's speed for teleportation. 

Boomstick: Yeah, bullets are the slowest thing ever for him. He's not above using them, of course. He wields the Samurai Edge...which is a handgun...Well, I guess you don't really need that when you are the gun. 

Wiz: Wesker's is tough enough to survive being caught on fire and was very capable of kicking Chris through this steel door.  

Boomstick: And being a strategist, Wesker once came up with the very rational plan of THROWING MISSILES AT PEOPLE. 

Wiz: This great power only fueled Wesker's narcissism, to the point of inheriting his step-father's idea of being a God over a new world. 

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Wesker: Every day, humans come one step closer to self-destruction. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it. 

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Boomstick: And so, Wesker decided to save humanity the best way he knew how; drugs. 

Wiz: More specifically, Wesker developed a disease. A bioweapon to end all bioweapons. Uroboros. Something to select the superior members of society and mutated them into Albert's ideal citizens.   

Boomstick: Today on Cooking with Al; Racist Hentai. Some spices there, some black goo there. T-virus. Add a pinch of Jill's Blood to fight T-virus. And the secret ingredient; Angry Spaghetti. Congrats, you're now God. 

Wiz: There was a lot of trial and error with the next step of human evolution but in the end, Wesker was happiest with the last test subject for Uroboros; Himself. 

(Music: Wesker's Theme)

Boomstick: This ain't your average cold. When you get this stuff, YOU'RE the anti-body. The main symptom is these tentacle things at stretch across the body. They pack one hell of a punch and Wesker can even create, like, a tentacle tornado. Um...is this really the ultimate lifeform?

Wiz: Well, the Uroboros virus can allow Wesker to do such things as hold a helicopter in place and survive in lava, but it does degrade sanity. 

Boomstick: Superpowers...but I look like evil spaghetti. Truly the would you rather question of the decade. 

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FEATS

-Can lift and throw missiles. 

-Dodges Bullets easily. 

-Fights with Chris, Sheva, and Jill. 

-Caught an RPG round.

-Could keep a helicopter in place. 

-Survived a dip in Lava. (Same clip as above)

-Survived this house exploding. 

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Boomstick: Albert is well above superhuman. He's caught rounds from RPGs, which fire at almost 300 meters a second! And has broken a lot of stuff with his bare hands. 

Wiz: His genius intellect and cunning are to be admired too. He's managed to break several large conspiracies and is one of the most intelligent people on the planet when it comes to biology. No scientist has ever created a disease akin to Uroboros or even the T-Virus. 

Boomstick: Also, he regularly fights to the death with Chris Redfield. The same one that can PUNCH Boulders. That being said...He's really freaking arrogant. Yeah, sure, cockiness is fun but do you need to rant about being a god every second you're on screen. 

Wiz: And once infected with Uroboros...he has a giant weak point. That aside, Wesker's ego is very routed in reality. Many may claim to be a god, but only one as the true right to be one. Albert Wesker...is my hero. 

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"We shall meet again before the conclusion of this drama. Then you will learn of the history...I will write for this world. 

-Albert Wesker

King Bradley[]

King Bradley Brings His Wrath to DEATH BATTLE! 

(Music: Lullaby of Resembool

Wiz: King Bradley. Leader of Amestris. Brave General. Family man. 

Boomstick: Bradley looks kinda scary at first with the eyepatch, but he's a good guy. He loves his wife, he's a little goofy but he's sweet. He reminds me of my 7th stepdad. 

Wiz: But, beneath the smiles and the family lies a dark secret...A secret that had been hidden for centuries. 

Boomstick: He's Hitler with a Sharingan. 

(Music: Lapis Philosophorum)

Wiz: Let's go back to a small creature in vile named Homunculus. Created to reveal the secret to immortality. 

Boomstick: How can Mike Wazowski's methhead cousin know how to be immortal? 

Wiz: Well, he did and revealed it to the king. Of course, as you may expect, it didn't go as planned. Absorbing almost an entire city for power, the newly named Father set out to active power for himself. 

Boomstick: TLDR, he wanted to eat God. And to do that, he needed some help. So, he called the best friend he had; His own blood. 

Wiz: More on that later. Hundreds of years passed as new arts were discovered and new countries were formed. One of them was in the pocket of Father himself, and to have complete control, he needed the perfect leader. Enter The Fuhrer Program and its 12th candidate. A mere child with no family, he and his fellow classmates were trained in everything from politics to fighting. 

Boomstick: Number 12 was a Grade-A student, but to get to that high position, you needed to pass the final exam to end all final exams. They strapped him to a table and Father told him "hey want some immortal juice?" And put a drop of his blood in him. 

Wiz: The process was excruciating and left him in pain with options to either beat to blood or die. 12 did not give up. The experiment was a success. Amestris had a new fuhrer and the world had its 7th Deadly Sin. Wrath the Furious. But the world would know him as Fuhrer King Bradley.  

(Note: *=Estimated)

(Music: The Intrepid)

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BACKGROUND

Name: Fuhrer Candidate No. 12 | Wrath The Furious 

-Age: 60

-Height: 5'9 (180cm)*

-Weight: Around 160ibs*

-Fuhrer of Amestris 

-The Youngest Homouclus 

-Works for Father

-Adopted Son is also his bodyguard and older brother...don't ask

-True name: Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke

-English Name: Russel Daniel Paul Blake Joseph Alan Eri­c Fred Orsen Trevor Richard Charleton Christo­pher Benedict Garfield Polyuthane Nichol­as Robert Theodore Steve Michael Alvin Carter Bryc­e Jeffrey Maragold Peter Ethan Arin Papp­al William Nathanial Orville Chuck Slipp­y Slappy Zippy-AUGH! I BIT MY TOUNGE!

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Boomstick: Wait, so is he a fuhrer or a king?

Wiz: Fuhrer. King is actually his first name. 

Boomstick: S-seriously? "Yeah, just in case my outfit or mustache or sword didn't give it away, I'm King." Welp, once he was declared fuhrer, Bradley was basically a puppet for the guys in charge, and he was neutral about it. At least it gave him an excuse to commit GENOCIDE. 

Wiz: Using his expert leadership, he managed to declare war on Ishval, a small eastern nation. In that war and the others, he may have fought in his 60 years of life, Bradley did more than just prove himself. 

Boomstick: He was beyond human. Literally. That father juice turned him into a homunculus. They're like humans but semi-immortal. Basically that fuhrer juice has like 100 souls in it so it's pretty hard to kill these guys. 

Wiz: This prevents homunculi from ageing and can allow them to regenerate at will...However, Bradley is different. He was not designed for combat but rather false trust. That means he only has his own soul in his philosopher stone. He is very capable of ageing and can only die once. 

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POWERS AND SKILLS

-Swordsmanship 

-Leadership

-SuperSpeed

-Enhanced Sight

-Grenade Wielding

-The Ultimate Eye

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Boomstick: But he makes up with by being freaking OP. During Fuhrer School, Bradley learned all kinds of stuff, including firearms, martial arts, and his personal favourite, swords. Bradley loves swords, mainly because with them he can cut a tank bullet clean in half. 

Wiz: He's so comfortable with blades, he once managed to match another Homoculus and an extremely experienced martial arts master at the same time with weapons he admitted he was not his weapon of choice. 

Boomstick: And things get really bad when Bradley packs a freakin' GRENADE. A stielhandgranate to be exact. Why doesn't he use that more often? Because he is the bomb. Especially when he dual wields. 

Wiz: King has shown multiple times that he can move faster than the eye can see. The average brain takes about 13 milliseconds to process information, and he can make incredibly precise movements in that time. 

Boomstick: This is thanks to his wicked eye tattoo. That...doesn't look healthy...or practical...at all. 

Wiz: But it is. That's the Ultimate Eye. It's very capable of deducting movements by the very second and can quickly track down weak spots. This ability makes it so that no one can truly have a chance to cut him down.

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Falman: Are you serious? He's storming the front?

Bradley: Do they really expect me to make a complete mockery of myself by entering through the back door of my own palace?  

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(Music: Philosophorum Omega

Boomstick: Too bad he spends all that eye juice on r/Atheism. For a guy actively working for someone that wants to fuse with God, he sure hates the concept of religion. 

Wiz: That's because of his philosophy. Bradley hates religion because humans often ask God to do something instead of doing it themselves, but what he hates, even more, is when humans change, because it just makes them that less predictable. 

Boomstick: But this isn't a novel study. Moving on. 

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FEATS

-Equal to Scar

-Took out three soldiers in the time it took for bullets to shoot

-Moves faster than the eye can see

-Fought and beat a tank

-Survived the explosion that destroyed the tank

-Destroyed Buccener's Arm in a second

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Boomstick: Bradley once fought a tank...And WON! He's blazed through several soldiers, destroyed and entire metal arm in one second, and is equal to characters just as fast as him. 

Wiz: At the very same time, Bradley is the most human of Fullmetal Alchemist Villains. He lacks the regenerative abilities that make his brothers and sisters so hard to deal with and the Ulitmate Eye can't predict attacks he can't see. 

Boomstick: That's probably because if it wasn't for that stuff, no one would stand a chance. It took TWO people sacrificing themselves, Greed, his girlfriend, and Scar to put him down...And even then, his loss in the Scar fight was either thanks to dumb luck or divine intervention. Which he had a nice laugh about on his death floor. 

Wiz: The human embodiment of Wrath died peacefully, with a smile on his face. Fascinated by things he could never understand. His last moments were spent thinking about his wife...the only true choice in his life. 

Boomstick: He may seem innocent and warm on the surface, but once the eye patch is off, you'll know why he's call Wrath. 

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"Rank, personal history and birth, race, sex, the name given to you. It's all meaningless. This is the only thing that's real. To fight on behalf of myself and nothing else. I've never felt so complete. Hehe. I guess you could say I've finally arrived.

-Wrath The Furious

Wrath of (O)Uroboros[]

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities. 

Boomstick: But first, who needs to make the ultimate human when you can make the ultimate meal. 

(One Ad Later)

Boomstick: But right now, It's Time for a DEATH BATTTTTLE! 

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The night is strong and frightening in Amestris as multiple dead corpses walk towards the living, however, something much more interesting happens at the Fuhrer's Palace. As gunshots ring out, two guards stand outside a room with many podiums. In the blink of an eye, two gunshots are heard. Coming out from the entrance, Albert Wesker approaches a specific podium in the middle.   

(Music: Bow - Human Design

The man quickly kicks off the glass lid and tears through the podium's white part, grabbing a Red Liquid and looking at it between his fingers. 

Wesker: At last...This last element will improve upon Uroboros. And with the government's gone, there will be Complete. Global. Stat-

???: I'd like to stop you there. 

The blond quickly looked over his shoulder to see Fuhrer King Bradley, unarmed and looking mildly annoyed. 

Bradley: You can either drop the stone and come with me...Or deal with me. One is much more favourable than the other. 

The scientist quickly pockets his finding and chuckles at the Fuhrer's proposal. 

Wesker: Step aside or face the wrath of a god. 

Bradley: Wrath? Of a God? Are you going to pray for a fighting chance? If you truly wish to achieve your goals, rely on yourself, not God. 

Wesker: Heh heh heh. Do you really think that's what I meant? 

The man in black quickly zooms behind Bradley and pulls a gun, ready to end the encounter quickly. 

Wesker: I am the only god. 

FIGHT![]

(0:40) BANG!

The bullet fires as Bradley quickly dodges out of the gun's path. The bullet hits the wall as Wrath turns his back to Wesker and pulls out his sword. He lowers it, but Albert kicks King, causing him to slide back. Wesker once again fires his gun.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

The fuhrer sees bullets fly. Using his sword; Bradley slices the bullets before they can hit him. 6 pieces of lead fall down as Bradley spins his sword, glaring at the so-called God. 

Wesker: Impressive. Impressive indeed. I'd love to play with you more-

Albert Wesker once again fades out of sight as Bradley looks for him. The coated man reappears at his left. He zooms in and goes to hit the leader. The two clash and hold positions. 

Wesker: -But I only have 5 minutes.

He kicks Bradley back. He then zips behind him once again and delivers another punch. That's when he swoops again and delivers a summersault kick to Bradley's chin, sending him upward. Wesker then travels up to the air and kicks Bradley's stomach, sending him down and ending the combo. He looks down to smile at Wrath, whom he has control over. 

Bradley: Humans never fail to surprise me. 

Wesker: Hmm? 

The homunculus at his foot disappears and reappears behind Wesker, stabbing him in the back. 

Bradley: That's why I can't stand you. 

Wesker: AUGH!

The stabbed man shoulders King, pushing him and his sword back. As he regenerates, the fuhrer swings his sword. The Chairman spins and blocks the sword strike with his arms. While they are bleeding, they aren't sliced off. That's when Bradley kicks away Wesker and goes in for a stab, but Wesker dodges. 

The two have at it. Wesker throws a punch, Bradley dodges. Bradley tries to slice, Wesker dodges. This continues for a few seconds until Wesker gets an idea. He throws a kick left and Bradley moves right. That's when Wesker quickly hit his right side, catching Bradley off guard. He then delivers 3 more blows to Bradley and kicks him out of the door. 

Bradley flies from the hit, but quickly lands on this feet, using his sword to adjust himself. He finds himself on the ramp leading down to his palace's exit. The man in black then quickly comes out cracking his knuckles.

Wesker: Never refer to me as a human again. 

The zips by and clashes into the fuhrer once again. The two have at it. Bradley swings his sword and the corporate master quickly ducks under the swing. He turns to kick and successfully lands it, sending Bradley back. That's when he zoomed to Bradley's next spot and hits him with a slap, catching him off guard. He finishes by kicking Bradley in the air and zooming around him, hitting him with his sheer speed alone. 

Kicking down, Wesker launches Fuhrer King Bradley down the ramp mid-air. Bradley flips within the air and lands on his feet but is catching his breath. Wesker is not tired and zooms down and points his pistol at Bradley, ready to fire and end the fight once and for all. 

Bradley: *Huff...Huff* You're pretty fast. 

Wesker pulls his trigger...but nothing comes out of the gun; which is weird as he knew he had enough shots. He looks in surprise as his pistol his shattered and cut to pieces in a split second. Bradley looks at him with hate.

Bradley: That's not saying much, but it is slightly impressive. 

King slashes and slashes, pushing Wesker back. The cuts get to him as he struggles to regenerate and react in time. That's when Bradley hears something that makes him stop fighting for a second. 

???: Eeeeeugh...

A zombie in Amertis military garb. Bradley then rushes towards the undead and decapitated the cannibal. He quickly grabs the sword from the zombies back and dual-wields, rushing to Wesker. Albert finally finishes regenerating, but Bradley stabs him through the waste with two separate swords. 

Bradley: How many times am I going to have to kill you before you finally die?

The stabbed man looks up at his attacker, smiling. 

Wesker: However long it takes-

He moves so fast that the human eye can see him get off the swords. He then appears behind the fuhrer and kicks Bradley in the back.

Wesker: -for your pathetic body-

He then returns by kicking him in the chin and delivering the air blow with a gut kick, sending him down the tall ramp. Bradley doesn't land as well this time and falls back first on the ground. Wrath gets up and sees Wesker zip into the sky holding a white missile. 

Wesker: -TO BETRAY YOU-

He throws the giant missile. Before it can hit straight on, Bradley moves his back down and ducks the missile by looking at the ceiling. He quickly faces Wesker as the missile explodes behind him. The bast hits his coat and eyepatch. He then takes off both to show Wesker his nice white shirt and The Ultimate Eye. He looks on with hatred before hearing. 

???: Augh...oooowah...mooooaaaaaaan. 

The zombies emerge from the blast. Without even turning his head, each and every zombie is sliced to pieces in a split second. Wesker looks at this feat and is impressed. 

Wesker: Hm...perhaps I was wrong about you...

He cracks the bones of his body as Wrath stares with his namesake. 

Bradley: As was I...

Wesker: If you were to join me, humanity could finally change. The world would stop destroying itself and a new race could be upon us. 

Bradley:...As much as I hate humanity...

He speeds behind Wesker and swings both of his swords in an X. Time goes slowly as the blade approached his neck. 

Bradley: That's what makes them so amusing. 

The scientist ducks and rolls as the swords close in. 

Wesker: I'm not falling for your tricks again! 

He turns and zooms to Bradley, ready to strike. The fuhrer crosses his swords in an X and blocks the punches. 

Bradley: Nor will I! 

Wrath brakes the block and strikes, but Wesker matches his speed and blocks with his own hands. 

CLING! CLING! CLING!

Bradley keeps slicing, moving forward and pushing Wesker back. They finally make it outside. The two continue clashing and clashing until Wesker moves both swords out of the way and strikes Bradley, causing him to slide. Wesker then quickly speeds over to where Bradley stood and cranked his fist, ready to end the long fist. 

Wesker: I'LL HAVE YOUR BLOOD!

Wrath then...smiles. He fixes his stance and Wesker suddenly stands still. His body starts to crack as he spouts bleeding. Bradley had cut him in his shoulder blades and check faster than the eye could see. The then walks away. The bleeding Wesker sees the floor beneath him sink. Bradley had cut the pavement to trap Wesker. The fuhrer continues walking as Wesker and the patch of the road he's standing on fall into the sewers. 

MUSIC PAUSE

Deep in the sewers, the camera pans to the hole in the roof and the moonlight shining through. We then see a missile of whiteness. A black-gloved man extends his hand and punches into the missile. 

(2:50)

Bradley was almost back inside when he heard a sound from where he cut Wesker. He turns to see a truly odd sight. 

A black tentacle emerges. And then another. All of them pop out and raise Wesker, now in his Uroboros form. 

Wesker: THE STRONGEST OF YOUR COUNTRY WILL BOW DOWN TO ME!

He extends one black tentacle towards Bradley. Regaining his composure from the shock, he slices the oncoming blow into pieces. The last slice, however, breaks one of his swords. Wrath throws the broken sword and reaches into his pocket and pulls a grenade, ready to throw, but another tentacle comes from the ground itself and knocks the grenade into the sky. 

An angered Wrath dashes to the monster, but the new god throws his tentacle to the fuhrer. The black hand grabs Bradley and spins him, throwing Bradley onto a building wall. Wesker lets go for a second and comes back by stabbing Bradley in the shoulder with his black arm, keeping him pinned. 

Wesker: I only wish you could see the world I will create! 

Bradley: (COUGH! COUGH!)...I like you...You don't rely on higher powers and take things into your own hands...creating godlike powers. 

He then looks up at the sky and sees a grenade travelling down. He shakes his usable arm, with a sword still in hand. 

Bradley: But at the end of the day, you broke into MY palace and threatened MY country. 

The grenade stops in mid-air between Bradley and Wesker. The fuhrer uses the last of his strength to throw his remaining sword and the grenade. The blade pushes the grenade back. The sword stabbed Uroboros Wesker in his bright yellow core and splits the grenade in half, Wesker then sees what's about to happen...

Wesker: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

BOOOOOOM!

Throw the smoke, a single red eye is seen walking out of it. As an injured King clears from the smoke, the grabs the fallen scientist's falling sunglasses and puts them on himself, hiding his true identity. The shoulders look to see him walking as the zombie apocalypse ends. He turns to look at the infected man in blown, messy, dead pieces. 

Bradley: So much for YOUR new world. 

KO! []

(Music: The Awakening

Boomstick: You know what quote "why be a king when you could be a god?" Well, that's why. 

Wiz: This was a very, very close matchup...for a short while, at least. 

Boomstick: First off, Wesker was physically stronger, no questions about that one. He can kick Chris through steel doors and take a lot of punishment, but that's when his advantages stop. Sure, his pistol got him a range advantage, but do you really think that's going to do anything against a guy that regularly dodges bullets? 

Wiz: Speaking of which, it's clear both Bradley and Wesker were even in speed. Both have dodged bullets and moved faster than eyesight. However, only Bradley as been shown to attack at such speeds while Wesker usually has short intervals in his attack where he can clearly be seen. Meaning it was only a matter of time before Bradley caught him and finished the fight. And not only does Bradley have more experience with training since birth and fighting martial artists older than him, but his main weapon, swords, is something Wesker has no known experience with. 

Boomstick: Alright, so that's cool, but what about racist spaghetti man? Surely he's way stronger than Bradley and could kill him in a single hit. 

Wiz: Well, this is the strangest thing about this matchup. By switching to that form, Wesker stands less of a chance. See, what makes Wesker so powerful in the first place is his speed. 

Boomstick: But Uroboros Wesker is SOOOO SLOW. And Bradley's main technique is finding weak spots, but Uroboros Wesker has an EXTREMELY obvious one.  All he had to do was speed in and stab it, right? 

Wiz: Well, it's a lot more complex than that. Uroboros can survive a lot of gunfire. But the thing is; Bradley had just the tool to defeat Wesker for good. The Grenade. 

Boomstick: Bradley's stielhandgranate is waaaay stronger than its real-life counterpart. Take a look at the explosion it caused. A very similar explosion KILLED Wesker in his Uroboros form. All he needed to do was throw it and the walking tank couldn't escape fast enough. Plus, Bradley was IN that explosion. Yeah, he's been harmed by stab wounds but this is anime, so pointy things are the strongest things in the universe. 

Wiz: It took so many experienced warriors, explosions, stabs and even an act of god (or just extreme luck) to finally end Bradley in FMA. Wesker would be an extremely tough foe for Bradley and might have taken the fight for himself in a few scenarios, but at the end of the day, Bradley was just as fast, just as durable, and way more experienced. 

Boomstick: Looks like Wesker had a brad day.  

Wiz: The winner is King Bradley. 

Q&A[]

Where are the numbers?

I don't know how to calculate explosions, I'm sorry. I just assumed they were similar explosions based on how big they looked. 

How did Bradley know the grenade would land like that?

Fight logic. 

If Wesker was way stronger, couldn't he one-shot Bradley?

Not really. Chris Redfield (whom Wesker scales to) and others in the RE universe are all strong, but they've never shown the power to make an explosion similar to the one Bradley survived (without explosive technology) so Wrath could survive a lot of the punishment Wesker was giving him. 

Wasn't Bradley killed by less than that explosion?

Well, yes and no. See, funny thing about anime (and a lot of media, admittedly) is that swords are the most powerful shit ever. You could survive the Empire State Building falling on you and yet a sword would still stab through you. And you could also argue that anyone who has managed to stab Wrath is stronger than the explosion. 

What about Wesker catching the RPG?

As for the reaction, it's slower compared to the other stuff Wesker's done. Bullets travel at 1800mph while RPG rockets only travel at a generous 660mph, and that's nothing to the eyesight feats. And as for explosions, I don't have exact calcs, but Bradley's looks bigger. 

Are you sure he didn't just escape the explosion? 

No, he was clearly in the smoke when it happened. And he was slowly walking to, so he was really close to the blast. 

If I were to give proof, would you change the result?

Possibly. If you do have a calc for Bradley's grenade or Wesker's death, that would be appreciated.  

NEXT TIME![]

"I'm ending this battle! Just like I'll end our unjust society!"

"If the capitalist machine exists, comrade, it cannot be just." 

RED SON SUPERMAN VS INJUSTICE SUPERMAN 

Trivia[]

-The connections between Albert Wesker and King Bradley is that they're both evil, human hating villains who cover their eyes. They are both incredibly fast warriors who were trained by a secret organization since childhood and where given an element that gave them inhuman powers. They also both worked with the protagonists of their series before revealing their true nature and becoming a main villain. They both have also worked with things with similar names. (Wesker's Uroboros virus and Bradley working with the Ouroboros group).

-The track would be called "Wrath of The (O)Uroboros and would be incredibly similar to Bow (Human Connection). The cover would be a snake eating itself (like the one on Bradley's eye) surrounded by the Uroboros tentacles.

-This battle would be costume sprite animated, likely using puppetry...Eew.

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