Hazbin Hotel vs Madness Combat! Alastor fights Tricky the Clown, as two insane serial killers and reality-warpers who enjoy playing with others finally get to play with eachother as they fight in a What-If? Death Battle.
Interlude[]
ROB: Insanity. Something that drives us to do something that we or others see as immoral.
Game and Watch: Yeah, but that's literally irrelevant for serial killers, especially if they don't even have morals in the first place!
ROB: Yes, such as Alastor, the Radio Demon from Hazbin Hotel.
Game and Watch: And Tricky the Clown, the insane undead clown from Madness Combat.
Alastor[]
ROB: While many people view Hell as a plane for endless torture, sometimes, this is just a false view.
Game and Watch: Well, yeah! And as viewed in Hazbin Hotel, Hell is merely just another planet, filled to the brim with demons, who aren't really able to die, but are always slaughtered each day.
Que: Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow (Instrumental)
ROB: Yeah, and this includes none other than the Radio Demon, Alastor.
Game and Watch: Yeah, this strawberry pimp is one of the strongest demons that exists in Hell, albeit, with a few others superior to him. Even with this, his mere stare can make you feel like your life is at it's end.
Alastor: Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... I̶͖̥̼̙̳͈̮͔̘̞̫̠͇͍̿͐̍͝ ̸̢̧̛̜̯͚̝̮̭̮̒͐̈́̈́̈͑͘͝w̵̛̝̱͎̯͉̫̭̼̹̐̈́̿͛̑́̉̏̕͝o̴̫̞͐̈́͑̿́̈͋͠ư̵̤͍̣̘̻̬͚̘̼͇̼̅̂̃͛̑̐̚͜ĺ̵̛̤̩̞̰̥̗̣̠͌̌̽͂̇͌́̏̽̀͐͘͜͝ͅḑ̶̛̜̮͚͔̤̲̈́̈́͌̀̇͌̽́̌̐͜͠ ̸̛̭̗͕̬̭̔̓ͅh̶̨̧̺͙͚̗̘̙̭̠͎͍̻̗̐̈́͛͋̆̆̆̐̂̈́͊̉͛̎͘ͅá̷̡̢̢̜̼̮͓̲̻̜̬͇̯͒̍̅̊̓̐̓ͅͅv̴̛͙̮̮͕͍͎̫̥͖̩͙͓̊͑̀̓̌̌̒͘ẹ̸͕̥̹̥͍̻̥̦̰̉͋̓͒͊ͅͅ ̵̤̱̬͕̍d̶̛̛̪̳͖̠̃͆͋̂̂̎̑́̕͘͠ơ̵̡͉̺͕̲̖̫̞͓̦̒́n̶̨̢̬͉͚̠̠̙̠̗̺̳̫̦͊́̇̅̋͑̈́̈́̾͘͜͝͝ę̶̙͖̦̱̣͋̊͒ ̸͈͈̗͍̻͔̫͚̤̈́̂̃͗̃͘͜s̴̢̨̫̜͚̞̠̮̤̟͋̆̃̋́͝ơ̵̧̡̧̧̙͍̺͔̪̻̠̳̜̌̈̀̔͐̑̆͛̆̅͂͜͠ ̸̛̱͈̘̋́̓̽́̈́͆̐̿̾̓͒̉͆â̷̧̟̖̪̤̄͜l̵̢͈͕̜͎̓̌̋̋̽̀̊̓͆̌́͊͠r̶̡̤̣̬͈̻͕̭͓͕̜̤̅̏͘͜͝ę̴̭͖̻̗̥͎̀̄̓̇̿̈́̏͒͠ā̶̜̘̮̘͂̆̈́̈́͒̈́̓̔͒͜͝ḍ̵̢̛̙̱̦͚͎̤̩̣̺̮̦͑͌̓͌͒̓͌̐̀͝͠y̵̨̛͓͉̲̠͓̝̖͖̓͊́̿̏͊ͅ.̷̯̹͙̻͖̞̠̦̰̤̒͐̍̈́̓͌̿̚͜͝͝͝͠
ROB: Even that scares me. Anyways, yes, Alastor is a pretty strong demon, considering his status as the Radio Demon, which came from the fact that once he entered Hell, he was toppling almost everyone else in a moments notice, even though he'd only been in Hell for such a short timeframe.
Game and Watch: Yeah, Alastor's strength is unrivaled. Once, he was able to cause a large explosion in Sir Pentious' ship, albeit, with his summons, but he'd be comparable to them regardless! ROB, since you did the calculation, how many tons of TNT was that worth?
ROB: Well, actually, it was worth 1 kiloton of TNT, or more specifically, 1.03 kilotons, which is quite an impressive number.
Game and Watch: Yeah, and Alastor should physically scale to this, considering he's far above Sir Pentious, who tanked being in the center of this, albeit, with some injuries, and especially noting his summonings are usually just lesser demons.
ROB: Not only that, but Alastor has shown strength allowing him to tear apart demons, such as one's who are seen as pretty muscular, with ease, considering that he had no difficulty in doing the feat.
Game and Watch: Not only is Alastor extremely strong physically, he's even able to warp perceptions, reality, and all that cool stuff!
ROB: Yes. Not only is this true, Alastor has his own living shadow that can move on it's own, along with being able to create demons with shadows.
Game and Watch: Hell yeah! Alastor can even use his reality warping capabilities to create musical numbers, like they do in broadway. It even causes others to dance, too.
ROB: Yes. Alastor has this, and even more. Alastor can cause roses to die at touch, strengthen himself when angered, create large portals and tentacles to drag others into another dimension, and can even grant himself a green aura, pushing back people in his radius.
Game and Watch: Not only is Alastor one of the strongest demons in Hell, only being compared to two demons, one of them is literally Lucifer! And Alastor isn't even scared of him, he's actually pretty chill with him. Alastor's even pretty helpful, too! He knew how to help with Charlie and rather quickly dealt with Sir Pentious, who destroyed a wall of the Hazbin Hotel while he was singing.
ROB: Actually, Alastor doesn't really have weaknesses, outside of the fact that he isn't really a generic killer. Despite him lacking real morals, it's still against his code and character to stalk and assassinate someone, rather liking to come up to them and murder them instead, without any real stealth.
Game and Watch: Hell yeah! You better not confuse Alastor with a furry, or he'll just have to kill you.
Alastor: Hel- Lo!
Charlie: Uh, Vaggie?
Tricky[]
ROB: Hey, Game and Watch, remember how you stated you had a fear of clowns?
Game and Watch: No... Oh no.
ROB: Yeah, we'll be research a clown today... And it's not Ronald McDonald this time.
Game and Watch: Aww. That's the only clown I like.
ROB: Ahem. In Nevada, there's a massive organization dedicated to defeating one man, Hank J. Wimbleton. With the man's insane skill and strength, how was anybody going to face off against him, you may wonder.
Game and Watch: Oh, I know this story! So basically, while almost everyone who fought against Hank had failed, there was one who's shown to be almost comparable, if not superior to even Hank himself!
ROB: Tricky the Clown.
Game and Watch: Yeah, Tricky is an extremely impressive, though undead clown. He's got things such as the Improbability Drive, an object capable of warping reality itself! It's actually pretty strong too, especially with it's degrees of power from summoning trains, to making it rain whales, to turning the sun into a grunt! Yeah, that's pretty stupid, I know.
ROB: Not only that, but Tricky himself is impressive. He can fly, can resurrect others to continue his playing, enhance his stats while angered, become as fast his opponent in case they outspeed him, and has access to the Higher Powers, a force able to resurrect him as many times as Tricky needs, as long as he's causing madness.
Game and Watch: Well, yeah! And he can even fight and keep up with Hank, as we stated, who can dodge bullets and slow down his perception of time in combat! Not only that, but Hank can tank large falls and able to slam grunts into walls hard enough to crack them.
ROB: Yeah, and Tricky could casually grab Hank's head and tear it off, killing him until he got resurrected by the Higher Powers, so he's no doubt comparable to, if not stronger than Hank.
Game and Watch: Tricky has even fought and killed MAG agents, who are insanely powerful themselves, with Hank himself and other characters struggling heavily against them, and can easily shrug off weaponry from Hank without difficulty.
ROB: Yeah, and as shown earlier, MAG agents are able to easily throw around people across large distances, and can fight MAG Hank, who's basically just an amplified version of Hank, too.
Game and Watch: Even while these are great feats, whenever Tricky has had enough of his opponent, he can become a mother-f-ing demon!
ROB: Yes. This form of Tricky was able to easily maul Hank and throw him through walls, even after shrinking himself through absorbing a few dead bodies.
Game and Watch: He can even breathe fire, but he has one weakness; If he loses the Portable Improbability Drive, or it gets destroyed, he will also get harmed along with it.
ROB: Finally, his form in Madness Combat 11 allows him to become an extremely powerful being, able to rather easily fight MAG Hank, summon minions, and can even bring people to Hell, where he can regenerate from attacks, fly, create walls and pillars, and can even resurrect himself while in Hell, completely unharmed by previous attacks, though he's required to die.
Game and Watch: While that's great, he needs to bring someone to Hell, but can even do it through touch! He can even travel from Nevada to Hell with rather ease through the use of this.
ROB: While that's very true, Tricky also has some weaknesses.
Game and Watch: Well, yeah! If his Improbabilty Drive is attacked, that can shock his body, stunning him, and this allowed Jebus to attack Tricky and even kill him. Also, if it's outright destroyed or taken out of his skull, he can't really use it's abilities, but that doesn't take away Tricky's insane strength, flight, speed, or agility!
ROB: Yes, and while Tricky might be-
Game and Watch: Tricky will always make sure to make madness wherever he goes.
Tricky is seen dancing, as a bunch of grunts surround the DJ Set while he does so.
Pre-Fight[]
The screen would start black. Nothing can be seen, currently. At least, until it slowly appears. A green-skinned clown, wearing a mask, is seen falling through the red skies, and hits the concrete rather hard, causing the ground to crack around them. Getting up, the clown looks around, before ripping a stop sign from the ground. Not much was really difficult to assume afterwards, as it began flying, and almost immediately, started decapitating many people in the realm.
As the clown continued it's murder spree, swinging it's stop sign around, beating the skulls in and decapitating many of it's demons.
CLOWN KILLS YOU!!
The screen flashes red as numerous words read on the same message, while it continues it's flight, getting close to a large building. The words on it read Hazbin Hotel. Perfect. It would then proceed to fly up, swinging the stop sign around and crashes through the building's many windows. As he continued destroying the inside and outside of the hotel, the clown stops at the bottom floor, swinging around the stop sign.
It'd go for a shot at the doors of the hotel, but the clown's hand slips, causing the stop sign to be flung into the hotel.
Uh oh.
Immediately, the doors opened, and a tall red figure exited, a large smile on it's face as they looked down to the clown.
"Does this happen to be yours?"
They spoke, the screen darkening around it, as he turned his head. The clown just grabs the stop sign, and before the demon can speak again, the clown goes to swing it into the demon's skull.
YOU STOP CLOWN! CLOWN KILLS YOU!
The demon sighed, grabbing the stop sign mid-travel and pulls it from their hands, throwing it to the side. It's eyes began to darken, the area around him began to fade into red, covered with numerous symbols.
"̶̙̈́͘͜T̸͖̰͑h̶̲̾̄en̶͖̈̍ l̷̻̤̈é̶̪͂t̷̺̭̆̈́'s̷͍̦̔͝ ̸́͜d̵̯̈͠ỏ̵͍ ̸̪͕̌ tḩ̸̪̿͒a̴̖̎t̶̠̋̊.̷̩͂͊"̵̨̈
Fight![]
Immediately, Alastor's claws grew as he swiped down at the clown, who jumped back in order to dodge this. Moving further to the side, Tricky was able to take out the stop sign, and would run towards the Radio Demon. With a smile on the demon's face, he quickly went for another slash, which was blocked by Tricky's stop sign, before he began beating on Alastor's thin stomach, knocking him back.
Alastor would form back into his earlier form, a bit less angry, but snapped his fingers, summoning fire in his hands. Tricky ran towards him, and Alastor fired the flame at Tricky, who ran into the attack. This allowed Alastor to summon his cane, bashing it over the head of the zombie repeatedly, causing the clown to stumble back.
With the clown clearly angered now, it screamed at the demon, before flying into it with a tackle, knocking them into the air, before it continued beating on him. Finally, the clown raised his stop sign, and slammed it into the demon's skull, causing him to fall to the ground with a crack, and Alastor had rolled to the side in order to get up.
"You're quite impressive, if I do say so myself!"
CLOWN ENDS YOU!
Still grinning, Alastor opened his hand and closed it, a large portal opening from the ground. Immediately, tentacles flew upwards from it, grabbing the zombie clown. It's screams got louder as it was pulled downwards, but this stopped. Suddenly, a white fire grew between the tentacles, before they were completely destroyed, a large demon formed out of white fire taking the place of the clown.
"Well, that's not too kind! Haha."
Alastor chuckled, placing his cane down as he watched this. Almost immediately the demon rushed forward, it being the same size as the clown from earlier, though, but as it attempted to hit Alastor with punches, it allowed Alastor to dodge from left and right, before gripping the hands of the demon.
"What a great show! Sadly, the show's going to end here."
Immediately, Alastor's hands twisted, snapping the hands of it, causing the demon to scream at him, but this allowed Alastor to bring his hand up, the portal forming once again between Alastor and Tricky. Though, as Alastor held Tricky over the portal, his jaw opened, and he'd bite onto Alastor, causing him to drop Tricky on the ground.
Screaming again, the demon grew in size, now a large mess of fire with a skeletal head, and he bit on Alastor once again, flinging him into the building, causing Alastor to fall right through it, destroying some of the walls in it as well.
"Ah..."
Alastor got up, moving to the side once he saw the demon break through the walls of the hotel's first floor. Still grinning, he moved his head around, making a few cracks, as he watched this. Once the demon had gotten through the wall that Alastor was facing, tentacles raced around the hotel, wrapping around the demon.
Stepping forward, he would look up to the demon. Now, the area around the clown began to fade into red once more, glyphs and symbols all around the two.
"As I said, this one is over, folks!"
Alastor laughed a bit afterwards, as the tentacles began crushing the clown. This was far stronger than what he could combat against, until...
The reality warping that Alastor was doing had been countered. Suddenly, numerous marshmellows and whales began falling from the sky. This was a problem for Alastor, but he decided to immediately end this. Snapping his fingers, a third and final portal formed under the clown, dropping it into said portal, and it closed almost immediately afterwards, as well as the others Alastor summoned, causing the tentacles to disappear.
Grinning, Alastor saw as the chaos from the ability started wrecking havoc around Hell. Oh well, at least he dealt with the one who attempted to kill him.
That was until a black void opened under Alastor, and large grey hands brought him down. This was Hell. At least, it was the Hell of Nevada, and it was practically just a void with small grey islands and floating blocks around. Once he looked around, large screaming was heard as the demon zombie clown he faced earlier had became a larger, skeletal one. It's arm wrapped around Alastor as it continuously slammed him into the grey ground.
Though, this struck Alastor with an idea. Grabbing the hand of the skeleton, it's hand began to wilt and decay, forcing it to let go of Alastor, as Alastor then proceeded to reach behind himself, summoning a few shadows. In return, Tricky had now summoned a few small minions that ran at the shadows, but were easily torn apart by the strength of those shadows. Grinning, Alastor then proceeded to snap his fingers once more, a portal summoned behind him, as tentacles restrained the skeletal figure.
"Haha! Good effort, though!" Alastor chuckled, as the demon was pinned there, at the very least incapacitated. With this, Alastor walked forward, placing his hand onto their head as it slowly decayed and died, destroying the skeletal figure. Alastor proceeded to thereafter walk into his portal, allowing him to now enter back to his own Hell.
Suddenly, though, a large thunderbolt hit the ground. That clown appeared again, but how? Alastor didn't question much, sighing. Alastor would proceed to go for a quick kill, his nails now becoming claws as he would cut the clown in half, but, the clown retaliated, one part of it swinging it's stop sign, now decapitating the demon rather easily.
Though, a chuckle came from the radio demon. The head would fall off, but this didn't matter much as he got up. The clown was killed, and as it wasn't even continuing the madness anymore, it was now completely dead. Finally.
K.O![]
The Radio Demon bent down, lifting his head to place it back on his neck, as he grinned. Staring at the corpse of the clown, the radio demon shook his head.
"That's all, folks!"
Post-Analysis[]
Game and Watch: Well... I don't really like clowns, but hey.
ROB: Well, sheesh, that was actually a pretty even match.
Game and Watch: Well, of course! Alastor was far more fit for defensive playing, while Tricky was far more offensive, but that really didn't grant any advantages to the two. Alastor had far higher AP, where Tricky at most scaled to Jebus destroying the roof of a building, and other feats such as Hank cracking walls.
ROB: Indeed. Though Alastor's ship explosion feat was far superior, being at the least 1 kiloton of TNT, far superior to that level of strength, as those were, at their highest, 0.03 tons of TNT. That was a massive difference, and Alastor no doubt had the durability to tank anything Tricky threw at him.
Game and Watch: Mhm! And in speed, they were comparable, as they both scaled to, with Alastor being far superior to, bullet timers such as Jebus, so this was a pretty even fight with that stat edge. But this all comes down to Tricky's massive abilities versus Alastor's, and they were admittedly pretty even. The Improbability Drive could have easily granted a win, and bringing Alastor to Hell were pretty easy ways to win, but Alastor himself could do the same!
ROB: Yes. Alastor had a way to instantly kill Tricky with his death manipulation, mess with Tricky's own perceptions, could easily crush Tricky with his tentacles, and had a massive strength edge, along with being known for his easy ways of tearing apart weaker demons, who were comparable to Sir Pentious himself, so there was no doubt Alastor would have almost no difficulty. Almost.
Game and Watch: The problem was with skill. While both were indeed serial killers, Tricky was actually pretty skilled, being the smartest character in the series thus far, where Alastor had also shared this statement in his verse where he could topple skilled overlords of Hell, but there was no doubt that characters such as Hank were far more skilled than those overlords!
ROB: However, all Tricky had was a skill edge, either speed and abilities were pretty even, or he was far too weak to even kill Alastor.
Game and Watch: Yes, and keep in mind, demons such as Sir Pentious can regenerate from explosions presumably nuking all but their soul, and he's not even sharing this unique ability as all demons can do it, so Alastor had a far easier way of coming back from attacks, considering the Higher Powers could only resurrect Tricky when he was causing madness. While the Higher Powers have resurrected characters to fight one another, these were under extremely specific circumstances! Or because they're Hank.
ROB: Yes. Even assuming it was just as simple as "if they were enjoying it", that argument would just become an NLF, and with how many times Alastor had the potential to win whereas Tricky needed to transform into his demon form off the bat or do things he just didn't lead with, it was far more likely for them not to resurrect Tricky.
Game and Watch: Yeah. I guess Alastor was just too tricky for the clown.
ROB: The winner is Alastor.
Advantages/Disadvantages[]
Alastor[]
- +Stronger
- +Tactics
- =Speed
- =Abilities
- -Skill
Tricky[]
- +Skill
- =Speed
- =Abilities
- -Weaker
- -Inferior Tactics
Trivia[]
- This is BeautifulDuwanged's fourth villain vs villain Death Battle, preceded by Roadhog VS The Pyro, Calypso vs Polygon Man, and Neopolitan vs The Spy.
- The connections between the two is that they're undead, serial killers who can manipulate reality, with words or symbols heavily related to said reality warping. They also have abilities that can bring people to other dimensions, such as Hell or Alastor's portals. Also, they are both shown to be related to entertainment in some way, with Tricky being a clown and Alastor being the host for a radio. They also got massive power amplifications after they died, with Tricky gaining power after his death from Hank, and Alastor becoming an insanely powerful demon.