This is a matchup between Black Hat from Villainous and Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. Created by Ctpeyton.
Intro[]
Wiz: Black Hat - Founder of the Black Hat Organization.
Boomstick: And Alastor - Hell's Radio Demon.
Wiz: In their worlds, they are feared for their infamous rains of terror. FOR NOW settling down, but not their love for violence.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Black Hat Gets Villainous for DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: If you grew up with grew up watching Cartoon Network, you most likely know of its many villains, such as Powerpuff Girl's MoJo JoJo, Aku from Samurai Jack, Vilgax from Ben 10.
Wiz: All have the potential of spreading mass destruction across their worlds. But they will need the resources to do so.
Boomstick: Look no further than the Black Hat Organization, providing all the gadgets and assistance you need for all your world-conquest needs!
Wiz: The founder of this business is a being so... evil, that terrorized, conquered and enslaved countless worlds, bringing darkness and chaos wherever he roamed, defeating any "superhero" who tried to stop him. An entity who is only known as "Black Hat".
Background
- Real Name: Obsolete (saying his real name will cause death)
- Species: A Demonic Entity
- Age: Likely centuries years old
- Height: 2.03 m (6.66 ft if including top hat)
- Likes: Being praised, Others suffer, Gossip, Drinking blood, acid and poison, Hats... A LOT
- Dislikes: Video games and movies, Any living beings
- Hobbies: Reading the newpaper, Golfing and... melting puppies...
Uses 505 as a de-stress toy.Can play both the organ, and the violin (The strings are made out of cat guts).the architect of the perfect conquest.Owns area 51.If you join his organization, your things and your life are his now.His favorite book is The Necronomicon.If he's ever find an abandoned baby.. he's would.. tried to eat it..
Boomstick: Nothing is known of his origins aside from being an entity that came into existence centuries ago. Only known purpose: do evil. UNTIL he retired and created his own business, helping villains 
including ones across the CN Multiverse. There is a pleasant side to this since the organization has opened both a camp and a vacation resort!
But still - you know Strike from OK K.O.? That red and black dude who had that PEN that could steal the powers of CN heroes? Yeah, he got that from the Black Hat Organization.
Arsenal
- Evil Ray
- Anti-Gravity Device
- Plasma Cannon
- Shrink Ray
- Hatbot-Sentinel
- Hatbot-Ler
- The Flower of Pure Foulness
- Black Hat Magisword
Wiz: Employees are scientist Dr. Flug, crazy lover Demencia, and mutated bear 5.0.5. Dr. Flug is the brains behind Black Hat Organization's weapons. Some of these weapons were tested by Black Hat, himself. This includes an unnamed remote that can create the most evil thing the user can think of. In Black Hat's case: himself.
The shrink ray does exactly what it sounds like, but does have a reverse feature of growing a target.
Boomstick: The Anti-Gravity Device removes gravity from anything within it's vicinity. The Flower of Pure Foulness turns out to be a parasite that latches itself to the victim's heart and turns emotions of affection into disgust. He has his own Magisword inspired by the show Magisword--remember that show?--which can destroy a planet.
Wiz: If Black Hat needs it, he can depend on his Hatbots for assistance. The Sentinel variants possess super strength, sharp claws, can create holograms and can shoot lasers from their eyes. Though, they do have the flaw when they short-circuit, they shift into a "friendly mode".
Boomstick: The Hatbot-Lers are primarily servants. But they do have rockets to fly with, can make his hands into an shield and spike wheel, and can self-destruct.
Wiz: But even with all these gadgets, Everyone has the right to fear Black Hat. I mean just his rage alone caused the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, which resulted in a shockwave that was felt around 35 kilometers away and caused a small tsunami.
Powers & Abilities
- Immortality
- Shapeshifting
- Black Magic
- Laser Vision
- Portal Creation
-Allows Interdimensional Travel
- Pyrokinesis
- Umbrakinesis
- Telekinesis
- Weather Manipulation
- Teleportation
- Technopathy
- Transmutation
- Fiction Manipulation
- Enhanced Senses
- Summoning
- Sealing
- Corrupting aura
- Resistance to Acid and Toxins
- Fourth Wall Awareness
Wiz: A wielder of dark magic, Black Hat is able to shift and mutate a person's being and that of his own at will,
create portals for travel including across dimensions, 
can conjure and control fire and his own shadow,
summon a thunderstorm, 
and can conjure up ghosts and forcibly seal them inside inanimate objects.
Black Hat can use his darkness to resurrect the dead OR grant life to inanimate objects. For example, thousands of years ago, an Aztec warrior named Klahuilaketl 
challenged Huitzilopochtli, the God of War, to a fight. This resulted in the warrior being transformed into a stone mask. Black Hat came years later and gave the mask life in exchange for his soul. 
This "Mascara Macabra" then became a parasite that possessed anyone who wore him.
Boomstick: He can turn even an ice cream into a monster. Poor bear...
Wiz: Black Hat's DNA can't even be replicated perfectly as it is so unstable, that even attented transformation into Black Hat will immediately be disrupted.
Boomstick: Even his presence makes the ground crumble.
BH reportedly drinks poison everyday; even "the most corrosive and toxic component ever created" was apparently "too sweet for his taste". Not even Black Hat losing organs doesn't matters to him since once he ripped his own heart out to scare 5.0.5., then simply dropped it on the ground and left. Metal as hell, but what's this guy's deal with tormenting the bear?
Wiz: Black Hat has constantly shown the art of "technopathy", in which he is able to tamper with electronic devices at will, even when far away. This also grants Black Hat access to the digital world, as he both brought a movie monster into reality with a snap of his fingers and Trapped Demencia inside the tv.
Boomstick: He can interact with the characters of the shows he watch, for evil purposes, of course. 
He is even able to enter and exit screens as well as he does with paintings.
(The screen in the background starts glitching out.)
Wiz: Uh...
(Wiz tries to turn off the tv with the remote, but nothing changes. Meanwhile, Boomstick reads the episode script.)
Boomstick: [Groans] NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!
(The tv shows Black Hat sitting at his desk. Wiz drops the remote in surprise.)
Black Hat: WHAT WAS THAT, FAT SACK?!?!
Boomstick: NOTHING! Lord Black Hat, your majesty!
Black Hat: [Laughs Maniacally] It has come to my attention that my image was being analyzed by you two for the sole purpose of a "battle". In order to prevent flaws, I am hear to make sure only FACTS are told.
Wiz: Ok...?
(The script in Boomstick's hands turns into a shadow before seeping through his fingers. The script appears in Black Hat's hands. He starts to read the script.)
Wiz: D-D-Despite being "the most powerful dark entity in the universe", he most likely outclasses any other CN villain that exists.
Boomstick: Uh, so that technically makes him the most powerful dark entity in other universes?
Black Hat: EXACTLY!
(Black Hat's yell makes both hosts jump in shock.)
Black Hat: Debatably, most viewers know of my handling of Malum Kranus--or "Anti-Pops"--AND his goody-goody brother. Such a disappointment, all because of a damn hug.
Wiz: In the world of Regular Show, Pops is actually an extraterrestrial being who embodies pure goodness. Him and his brother Anti-Pops would compete in a battle for the savior or destruction of the universe. Their battle ends in a stalemate, resulting in the destruction and resetting of the entire universe, creating an everlasting cycle until both brothers died together... because of Black Hat.
Boomstick: Black Hat even intimidates Aku! And *HE's* supposed to be a threat to his universe.
Black Hat: Ah, yes, I've known him ever since he was shapeless mass drifting in space. He can fly to the Milky Way and cover the entire sky, but apparently decides to sit in his chair and let my labor-resulted robots I have KINDLY provided for him be destroyed by that Samurai!
Wiz: To be fair, Jack does wield his holy sword, which is the only weapon that can harm him and can't harm Jack because it is made of pure good.
(Wiz stops talking as Black Hat growls at him.)
Feats
- Has conquered innumerable planets and enslaved entire civilizations
-Slain countless heroes, meanwhile
-Even trapped an entire kingdom inside a book
- Is the source for almost all CN Villains' tech/weapons/minions/etc.
- His rage resulted in the eruption of Mount Vesuvius
- Kicked a baby 5.0.5 so hard that he flew over mountains and into the sky, which became his multiversal record
- Made his own HQ tilt from shoving it from inside a picture frame
- Was unaffected by Medusa's stare
- Can walk at the bottom of the ocean
- Easily disposed of Pops and Anti-Pops
- Is stronger than Aku
Boomstick: Being a cosmic entity himself who can tackle universal level villains, Black Hat could scale to GOLB, embodiment of chaos that is stated to be be the most powerful magic source in the Multiverse,
and Alien X, a being who can the warp the fabric of reailty, allowing him to recreate his universe.
Wiz: Calming down a little, there is a muscular clone of Black Hat, Black Hot, who threw a whole gym to the sun.
Black Hat: Hm? Oh, him...
Wiz: The Earth is about 93 million miles away from the sun-
Black Hat: *Your* sun. I inhabit different universe, fool. But that is impressive... if it wasn't technically ME performing that feat.
Boomstick: For now, we have yet to know where the Black Hat Organization goes from season 1. All we know is that the superhero Gold Heart has a plan that wipe all of evil for good.
Black Hat: [Laughs] Well, I would like to see him try. In the mean time, you kind people sit patiently at home as I device a plan in advance. DON'T FIGURE IT OUT UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE DESTROYED LIKE THE REST!!!
(Red flames erupted from Black Hat's body before the screen shuts off.)
Boomstick: Uhm... yes, sir.
Alastor is on the air in Death Battle![]
Wiz: In fiction, Hell is thought of as a fiery realm where the sinned go after death, to be tortured for all eternity.
Boomstick: But in the world of Hazbin Hotel, Hell is basically just a city... that is the most miserable and/or disgusting place to live in ever. Divided into Seven Rings and inhabited by the native Hellborn and Sinners, Hell is a place with little to no rules and the streets littered with explosions and dead bodies galore.
Wiz: This realm is ruled over by Lucifer Morningstar-the fallen angel, the Ars Goetia and the Overlords, whom increase their power and influence by "owning" souls. But out of all of them, one stands out...
Boomstick: A strawberry pimp who made a bloodied splash on his first arrival in Hell. A sinner who quickly rose to the lengths of Overlord. A radio host of terror known only as "the Radio Demon", Alastor.
Background
- Real name: Alastor Altruist
- AKA: The Radio Demon
- Height: Approx. 7 ft
- Lived in the early 20th century and died in 1933
- Was a radio host and serial killer in the living world
- Asexual (aromantic) ((if that even matters))
- Overlord
- Likes: Smiling... A LOT, Seeing people fail, His mom's jambalaya, Venison ((it provides good protein))
- Dislikes: Dogs, Post-30s' technology ((all hat and no cattle)), Anyone ruining his outfit
Wiz: Before his death, Alastor was born in the 20th century of the human world in New Orleans, Louisiana. He made a living as both a radio host and serial killer who buried his victims' bodies on a deer hunting ground.
Boomstick: In 1933, he was shot in the head after a hunter's dog mistook him for deer. For his murders, he was damned to Hell like the other sinners. But soon, Alastor demonstrated raw power that has never been seen in a human soul before: He quickly eliminated Overlords who had been dominant for centuries and broadcasted the carnage on the radio for everyone in Hell to hear. The most terrifying was the sound of their screams. Though, it is safe to say Alastor simply overthrew some Overlords, such as when he beat Husk in gambling.
Anyone else who went against him, well... his broadcasts never lacked new voices.
Powers & Abilities
- Immortality
- Portal Creation
- Demon Transformation
- Flexibility
- Demonic Magic
- Conjuration
- Umbrakinesis
- Pyrokinesis
- Phytokinesis
- Tentacles
- Radiowave Manipulation
-Provides Acoustokinesis
- Distortion
- Deal-Making
-Grants Soul Manipulation
- Spatial-Alteration
Wiz: As an undead demon, Alastor can't be killed by any traditional means. He is weak to holy weaponry, which erases a demon's soul.
Boomstick: He possesses demon powers such as the ability to summon beings, objects and whole pieces of land to his location.
He can summon a portal to manifest tentacles!
Wiz: In the Hazbin Hotel pilot, these tentacles were strong enough to restrain and crush Sir Pentious' airship, which can be compared to a hydrogen blimp. The ship's destruction was worth 1.03 kilotons of TNT. It's shown later in the series that Alastor can manifest tentacles from his own body, so, most likely, the tentacles from the portal are his. Said tentacles can generate electricity.
Boomstick: Among other eldritch magic is a living shadow, which he uses for transportation, camouflage or grow into a giant force field... that also has tentacles.
Oh yeah! He can also warp reality... or at least his environment as he transformed the whole first floor of the Happy Hotel into a Broadway musical; changed the clothes of the cast and altered the scenery just for this admittedly catchy musical number. This level of reality-warping can even compete with Lucifer in a musical duet, though likely not as strong since he's *THE* King of Hell.
Wiz: As the *radio* demon, Alastor is able to command radiowaves to broadcast himself across Hell via radio towers. He can manipulate and generate radio waves and frequencies, including giving his own voice this sorta radio effect.
Alastor's voice: You mean like this?
(Wiz and Boomstick look around their surroundings when they heard that radioed voice. The camera becomes static and clored red as voodoo symbols float. A figure made of shadow rises from below and manifests as Alastor. Afterward, the camera fixes.)
Wiz and Boomstick: [screams]
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(The screen glitches out and turns red as Alastor stares at the camera.)
Alastor: But no. I received word that I was invited to this studio where my image is broadcasted through the picture show. Presume talking and filming for I am only a viewer.
Wiz: [sighs in relief] Thank you. Anyway, as one of the most powerful beings in Hell, he outmatches lower beings, such as hellborns, including I.M.P., whom are consistently portrayed as bullet timers. BlitzǾ's reaction speed matches that of Robo Fizz, who can dodge sniper bullets even at close range. In order to do this, he would need to moving at mach 12.8. 
Boomstick: We already know Alastor can rival Overlords. His main enemy is Vox, who Alastor ALMOST defeated before retiring for 7 years, and the screen-for-a-face is able to cause a city-wide blackout.
Wiz: Alastor should be close behind Stolas-the Goetic Prince of Hell, whom is fast enough to fly from the surface of the moon as it reached a star in outer space. This would make Stolas 2.9x FTL. 
Feats
- Defeated many overlords who have dominated Hell for centuries
-possessing raw power never wielded by a mortal soul
-became an "all-powerful" tyrant
- Defeated Sir Pentious, even destroying his airship
- Almost defeated Vox
- Far superior in speed to low-level demons like Robo-Fizz
- Convinced Charlie to make a deal with him
- Force Field covered the whole Hazbin Hotel, and was impenetrable to the Exorcists and their holy weapons
- Managed to fight on par with Adam briefly and catch him off guard
Alastor: I'm ready to comment! Indeed my power is... exceptional. Most weaker demons and all roses are terrified of me. Can't blame 'em...
But I suppose as embarrassing as it is, I have to admit my power is not unrivaled. My match has been met with the ANGEL-THE FIRST MAN-ADAM!!!
Wiz: But I will hand it to you: You did take quite a swing from his holy guitar-ax.
Adam was strong enough to destroy your force field with a single punch, which no other Exorcist was able to break or fly through. So it has to be as hard as a brick wall or house.
Alastor: Oh dear. We were forgetting the context.
Boomstick: Basically, Lucifer's daughter Charlie wanted to reform Hell with her hotel. Wheter Charlie's plan succeeds or not, all Alastor cared about was entertainment, so he decides to help her.
Most recently, they were in a battle with angels that exterminate Sinners. Alastor fought Adam.
Alastor: Unfortunately, my cane was snapped in the ordeal and I had to retreat.
Boomstick: Though, what I found interesting from the show is that just like you own the souls of Husk and Nifty, you're apparently ow-
(Alastor's eyes glow red. He grabs Boomstick by the mouth.)
Alastor: NO SPOILERS!!!
(The screen briefly glitches out. When the screen fixes, Boomstick is missing.)
Wiz: Uh, Boomstick?
(The radio on Wiz's workbench turns on. Boomstick's screams can be heard through the speaker along with the growls and roars of an unknown beast.)
Boomstick: HeLP MeeEEeeEE!!!
Before Fight[]
Wiz: A-Alright... the combatants are set. L-Let's end this debate... p-p-please?
Black Hat and Alastor: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
FIGHT[]
In the realm of Hell, Black Hat Organization’s airship is flying towards the local Hazbin Hotel. Black smoke is released from the ship’s exhaustion. The ship lands in front of the building. Employees Dr. Flug, Demencia and 5.0.5. Exit the ship. Waiting for them at the hotel entrance was the infamous radio demon - Alastor.
Alastor: ‘Ello, gentleman, lady and strange bear. May I ask what business you have here?
Dr. Flug: [clears throat] Our business is… none of *your* business! We are here for “Charlie Morningstar”. Show us to her or face consequences!
Flug pulls out a raygun from his coat and points it at Alastor. Alastor’s shadow looms over the 3 villains. Flug and 5.0.5. are terrified while Demencia growls at him.
Blood splatters across the ground. Flug’s severed arm is tossed aside. His digital watch turns on to reveal Black Hat.
Black Hat: FLUG! REPORT! FLUG!
Alastor walks towards the watch and picks it up.
Alastor: I assume you are the boss of this “HANDSOME” lad?
Alastor holds the bag-covered head of Dr. Flug. Black Hat starts laughing. Alastor was perplexed even when keeping a smile on his face.
Alastor: I’m guessing you don’t want revenge?
Black Hat: I want to see more.
Black Hat smiles, drooling.
Multiple Hatbot-Sentinels drop from a green portal torn in the sky. From their eyes, the robot henchmen shoot lasers at Alastor, who swiftly dodges all of them all the while maneuvering around the area. Alastor summons a water tower. Two of the robots attempt to slash at Alastor from both directions, but he ducks. He grows 2 tentacles from his back, both of which emit green electricity. They wrap themselves around both Hatbots and shock them. Their red eyes turn blue and they smile happily. They frown, however, as the other Hatbots continue to fire their lasers. Both the now friendly Hatbots use their claws to break the legs of the water tower, causing the tower to tip over and collapse onto the rest of the Sentinels, exploding in a giant burst of water and robot parts.
A Hatbot-Ler drops from the portal. It turns one of its hands into a shield, and the other into a buzzsaw. It flies towards Alastor with its rockets, but the Sentinels block its way, and the Hatbot-Ler shields them. It self-destructs, making both itself and the Sentinels perish in an explosion of robot parts. Alastor smiles with his eyes closed and his back towards the explosion.
He opens his eyes when he hears clapping; It was Black Hat standing in front of the Hazbin Hotel entrance.
Black Hat: I guess I could waste some time with you.
Alastor: Let us begin.
Alastor takes a bow as his cane emits the sound of an audience cheering.
The ferocious spirits of Imps crawl from out of Alastor’s shadow and run towards Black Hat. He takes out the Anti-Gravity Device from his coat and presses the button. Black Hat, Alastor and all the summoned imps levitate in the air. Alastor summons a piece of ground, then expands his shadow into a giant, surrounding barrier. He is able to keep himself grounded by digging his tentacles into the floating plot of land.
Despite the situation, the imps still advance towards Black Hat. He grabs the closest one by its opened mouth.
Black Hat: Mere souls!
He crushes the demon’s head, destroying the rest of its body, then he shapeshifts into a Chinese dragon. The now bestial villain proceeds to swallow the rest of the imps before flying towards Alastor’s barrier. The barrier grows ginormous tentacles. They wrap around the dragon, and Alastor clutches his hand to command the tentacles to squeeze. But Black Hat turns himself into a shadow, seeping through the tentacles’ grasp and flies towards the shadowy force field Alastor hides in.
As Black Hat disappears, Alastor’s cane emits the sound of an audience gasping.
Alastor: Clever trick! But I am a trickster, myself…
Alastor turns into shadow and sinks into the ground, but not before summoning a ball of fire that floats upward. A gigantic Black Hat emerges from the barrier’s surface. He cackles maniacally as he points up to the sky towards Hell’s moon/pentagram sphere. The sphere shoots a laser down on Alastor’s barrier. In the grass, the eyes of Alastor’s shadow widen in surprise.
The impact of the laser causes an explosion that fully engulfs Hell.
In another dimension, a green portal is torn. Black Hell emerges.
Black Hat: Now *THAT* was hell!
But an orange portal opens the floor, and Alastor climbs out of it. His clothes are torn, and he is burning.
Alastor: [coughs]
Black Hat: You’re still alive!?!?
Alastor: Don’t… underestimate… the GODDAMN RADIO DEMON!!!
Alastor grows his antlers before growing in size. More electric tentacles grow from his back. He transforms into his Full Demon form. Black Hat merely laughs maniacally at this.
Black Hat: YES! FINALLY! A FOOL WHO HAS KEPT MY ATTENTION FOR THIS LONG!
Black Hat, too, grows ginormous. The two overlords struggle against each other. Alastor’s tentacles wrap around Black Hat’s torso, all 4 of his limbs and his neck, shocking him with electricity.
Alastor: IS THIS SHOCKING ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?
Alastor’s cane sticking out of the ground emits the sound of an audience laughing.
Despite being engulfed in electricity, Black Hat smiles wickedly, unphased. From another one of Black Hat’s portals, a CLONE of Black Hat shoots his shrink ray at Alastor, shrinking him down to the size of a bug. Black Hat smiles as he raises his hand, causing the tiny Alastor to levitate. His torso begins to twist and his limbs bend, making him gag and cough up blood.
Alastor’s static screams of agony emit from his cane. Black Hat laughs all the while. Alastor’s process of being crushed into a tiny ball is canceled as he removes his own head from his shoulders using his tentacles. Black Hat hisses in repulsion. Alastor’s head runs away using the tentacles that sprout from his neck. He hops towards his cane and catches it with his teeth, only for him to be teleported into Black Hat’s hand.
Black Hat: Leaving so soon, Radio Demon?
Black Hat’s monocle shines red, possibly redying a laser.
Alastor’s head sprouts antlers before emitting a large, green explosion. Black Hat had teleported away onto one of the dimension’s many floating platforms. Aside from being charred–and annoyed–he was fine.
Suddenly, the environment’s scenery turned multi-colored. Up-beat, broadway-like music fills the air. This disgusts Black Hat, who is covering his ears. He shouts in fury as fire emits from his body, both his eyes and mouth. The flames spray out from the sides of a forward path as if this was a rock concert. Alastor, now with his full body, is standing on the path. He starts to dance towards and then around Black Hat as he twirls his cane.
Black Hat huffs in anger as Alastor starts singing.
Alastor: This old, dapper can’t handle Alastor, despite everything he has in store. Losing your head, over Little ‘ol Red, maybe you should GO TO BED!
Black Hat attempts to raise his hand, but the ground underneath him tilts over, making Black Hat lose his balance and fall. He lands on a bed. However, he simply just smiles at this. The bed folds and then is engulfed in tentacles that crush the rest.
Alastor jumps off the platform, attempting to jump onto the next. But the platform tilts and smacks Alastor, knocking him into another platform. He expands his shadow into a force field. So now, Alastor was bouncing off of multiple platforms like a ball in a pinball machine. It is revealed that Alastor actually *is* inside a pinball machine being played by Black Hat.
He too starts singing.
Black Hat: You mess with the King of Darkness, himself.
Black Hat punches the glass of the machine. Still inside his force field, Alastor falls and lands into Black Hat’s palm.
Black Hat: You’re merely a bug to be put on my shelf.
Tentacles shoot from the force field, making the giant Black Hat drop him. Visibly frustrated despite the smile, Alastor opens another portal to release more electrocuting tentacles from behind Black Hat. But he quickly turns and bites down on one of the tentacles. He grabs the rest.
Black Hat’s singing emits from Alastor’s cane, its eye on the microphone turned green.
Black Hat: It was fun as it last, but now I end this fast,
Black Hat slurps up the tentacles as if they were noodles.
Alastor backs away, frightened but not losing his smile. A floating wall passes by to reveal Black Hat’s shadow looming over Alastor’s before digging its claws into the cowering silhouette and ripping out its heart.
Black Hat: As this has dragged out more than it should…
Black Hat frowns at the camera.
Alastor’s cane drops to the ground before its microphone short circuits, emitting green sparks before exploding.
Alastor’s limp body is transported into Heaven through another one of Black Hat’s portals. Multiple Exorcist angels holding holy weapons spot him.
Angel: DEMON!
They surround Alastor and start stabbing at him, blood shooting out everywhere. Black Hat sits at his desk, watching the ordeal on his computer while molding Alastor’s heart into a bloody, pulsating rainbow.
Black Hat: Inside every Demon is a Rainbow, Eh?
Black Hat laughs maniacally at his victory as the scene fades to black.
Conclusion[]
K.O!
Black Hat: Of course I won! Did you have any doubts?
(Wiz is wearing a black top hat identical to Black Hat's.)
Wiz: No, your majesty Black Hat. This is yet again the case of a big fish being in a small pond - Alastor toppled over Overlords in Hell, a single realm, and rose to Overlord status, while Black Hat has conquered whole worlds for centuries. Aside from that, he obviously overpowers Alastor. So far, Alastor's other feats has remained grounded such as crushing a blimp and going up against Vox, who shut off all the power in Pentagram City, while Black Hat is a cosmic entity who surpasses universal threats like Anti-Pops and Aku. I'm sorry to say this, sir...
Black Hat: Go on.
Wiz: I will say, due to his battles with Overlords and acknowledging he's not the most powerful Overlord--
or being--in Hell,
Alastor is tactical as shown when he was catching Adam off guard in their fight, and has shown feats of speed, along with scaling to characters moving fast enough to dodge sniper bullets and escaping a star exploding. While Black Hat, sir... you have yet to-
Black Hat: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
(The screen glitches as Black Hat yells. Wiz cowards.)
Black Hat: [clears throat] My centuries of conquest has added to my already immense knowledge and experience of combat while the Fool of the Radio lacks such. He has grown cocky just because he had forcibly gained his power and status. A common *human* fault! [laughs hysterically] Yet, he couldn't even defeat a TV or an angel!
Wiz: Black Hat is a *MUCH WIDER POWER ARSENAL* than Alastor. Along with having control over their shadows, Alastor can alter reality for fun but so can BLACK HAT, also for fun, but to cause actually harm. And Alastor has been overwhelmed by Lucifer in this field during their musical duet. Alastor can control the souls of whoever he owns, the lesser demons he can summon in this case, but Black Hat can control souls *PERIOD* and he can just seal them inside something. Granted since, Alastor is a demon, he can't be killed easily, even when sliced in the abdomen and then some. But Black Hat is able to simply leave organs behind and often shifts his own body when performing... body horror. Going back to Alastor crushing a blimp, Black Hat is able to walk to the bottom of the Ocean, which has a pressure of at least 15,750 psi. There's the Mariana Trench, which is 11 kilometers below the sea surface. The pressure down there is 8 tons per square inch, 1,086 bars when measuring pressure with units. This gives Black Hat durability to overcome Alastor's tentacles.
Black Hat: To be frank, I could've just ended the fight quickly in numerous ways, such as getting rid of Alastor's power source: HIS CANE!
Wiz: Yes. Most likely, Alastor escaped Adam because his cane was snapped, visibly weakening him since all he could do was run away. So, Lord Black Hat really needed to target the cane and finish off Alastor. There would be no where for him to run since Black can automatically summon people to his location. So... may I ask why you wasted your time with this weakling, my liege?
Black Hat: Well, it was for the ENTERTAINMENT, obviously! I have grown bored of my constant easy victories. I wanted to see how long this could play out. But, it soon grew dull.
Wiz: Very understandable, your darkness.
Black Hat: The winner is me.
Epilogue[]
Black Hat: AH! YES! Before I forget, here.
(Black Hat snaps his fingers and a Hatbot-Sentinel appears next to Wiz. Its eye is green.)
Boomstick's voice: Hey, Wiz.
Wiz: Boomstick? You're dead?
Boomstick: I... uh... I don't wanna talk about... [shutters]
Black Hat: Black Hat signing off.
(All that is seen on the TV screen is the Black Hat Organization's logo.)
Wiz: NO! MY LORD BLACK HAT!! COME BACK!!!
(Wiz tugs at the TV four times before the Boomstick Hatbot tries to pull him off.)
Boomstick: Dude! Chill out!
Wiz: NO!
(Wiz smacks him off. He then starts foaming at the mouth in ferocious anger.)
Wiz: I NEED HIM! HE'S MY INSPIRATION! I CAN'T GO O-!
(The camera cuts off.)
Next Time[]
Comparison[]
- Black Hat (winner)
+More powerful
+More experienced
+Better survivablity
+Had numerous ways of countering Alastor's powers
-No speed feats
- Alastor (Loser)
+Fast and Agile
+Being tactical helped him for a time
-Arrogance
-Everything else
Trivia[]
Connections:
- Mysterious demonic and powerful eldritch beings who carry a horrid reputation of fear behind them, but present themselves as snappily dressed, fancy-suit wearing deal makers as well having an old timey look to them that makes them stand out to the rest of the cast/world around them.
- They generally love inflicting pain on others/enjoy the suffering of others around them and are mostly seen wearing a sadistic grin.
- They both possess high ranks in terms of power (Alastor being an overlord/Black Hat upscaling and being above every CN villain).
- Both are currently working under an organization/cooperation (Hazbin Hotel/Black Hat Organization).
- Both have also generally settled down a bit, but still like to get involved in stuff due to boredom or conflict.
OST: Insanity
(Alastor vs Lucifer Musical Duet) https://youtu.be/jNUTxvki_d0?si=2Sl78nb0T32313Jc