Akuma vs Sans[]
Akuma vs Sans, which two final boss will win the Death battle!
Beginning[]
Wiz: The final boss, it the final challenge that the protagonist must face.
Boomstick: Usually the main boss have a high level of health were you have to slowly chip away the health away.
Wiz: But not all main boss have a lot of health, so they have to have immense power to compensate the lack of health.
Boomstick: Like Akuma, The great devil!
Wiz: And Sans, the comical skeleton.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Akuma[]
Wiz: Akuma, one of the deadliest final boss in street fighter. But before that, he and brother Gouken were taught a nameless martail art.
Boomstick: Wait, the person who teaching them didn't named it. Then what he said everytimes he teaching them?
Wiz: It dosn't really matter, soon then were teach the raging demon when Akuma true nature showing, but Gouken don't want to accept the darkness and instead be more peaceful with his battles.
Boomstick: But not like Akuma, he use his power to be the most powerful person on the planet. Just like anakin skywalker to be the most powerful, he embracing the power of Satsui no Hadou.
Wiz: However, that make him lose compassion for caring for other people, and so much that he become a person who only desired power.
Boomstick: So to show that Akuma is one of the deadliest antagonist, he killed his formal manster to his brother. Until the Street fighter 4.Just like Star wars, he tried to lure ryu into the dark side.
Wiz: Now let figure out how powerful Akuma is, he can do Gohadoken.
Boomstick: Just like the hadoken, he can shoot a fire ball out of his hands. Goshoryuken, another version of ryu moves called shoryuken to send a person in the air.
Wiz: Then he got Tatsumaki Zankukayaku that is to kick the oppodents multiple times.
Boomstick: Another one is Zanku Hadoken where he can shoot a fireball instead downward.
Wiz: Shakunetsu Hadoken is where he shoot a huge flames but it take time for charge.
Boomstick: Hyakkishu or better known as demon flip where he can move to do another move.
Wiz: Messatsu is three powerful Goshoryukens
Boomstick: And his signature move, the raging demon! It where he do multiple punches and kicks that can hurt the souls. Hey wiz, You know that I want to name my children Shun Goku Satsu.
Wiz: Yeah?
Boomstick: But that they won't let me adopt one, so I improvise. Meet Shun Goku Satsu! (Then he pick up the dog that is a Corgi into his arms to put him back into the floor)
Wiz: But why?
Mailman: Mail deilvery!
Wiz: (Suddenly the dog runs toward the mailman doing the raging demon killing the mailman) What the! How that happen.
Boomstick: I may accidently let my dog get to close the the radiation from the nuclear waste, but think the cool tricks I can teach my dog!
Wiz: Hopefully he don't have the physical abilities like Akuma because he have fought Ryu that can dodge bullets. He is so strong that he can destroy a island with a single punch into the ground to destroying meteor with surviving it.
Boomstick: He have defeated a asian black bear as a child, Ryu, Ken, Sean, Guy, Adon, Gouken, M.Bison, and Gil.
Wiz: But he still have some weakness, he won't kill a weak oppodents, weak endurance, perfer fair fights, and easy to anger.
Boomstick: But when he take it serious, you don't have to on his bad side.
Akuma: I am Akuma and I will teach you the meaning of pain!
Sans[]
Wiz: Beggining of the story, humans and monsters used to lived together when the monsters declared war on humans, but the humans were able to trap the monsters in a barrier underground.
Boomstick: So, the monsters come up with the plan to get 7 humans soul to fuse with a monster to return to the surface; however, it took a while for getting the souls.
Wiz: After many years, Queen Toriel and King Asgore have a child name Asriel.
Boomstick: Hold up, then where did Chara come from. Don't they hate humans for them trapping them underground?
Wiz: Actually, Chara was the first human that fall in, and chara got injured from the fall to call for help when Asriel come to help him.Soon Chara will live with Asriel, Asgore, and Toriel.
Boomstick: Aw, they look adorable!
Wiz: But tragicly, chara was getting ill from a disease that would kill him, so Asriel want to fulfill the wish of Chara by taking her to her village to see the flowers. Then he absorb the soul to be able to cross the barrier but died when the humans thought a monster have kill a human. Boomstick, are you crying?
Boomstick: No, just a bug fly into my eyes. Anyway, Asgore get very pissed and declared that any humans fall down must be killed to break the barrier.
Wiz: But not like his wife that have common sense, she decided to leave to the entrance to the ruins to try to protect the humans from Asgore. But all six left and died until the seven come that named Frisk.
Boomstick: Yeah, Frisk decided to climb a mountain with people never returning. What a great plan.
Wiz: Remeber she is a child and you let your niece wrestle a alligator.
Boomstick: Hey, wrestling alligators is the best for training. She will thank me later.
Wiz: Yeah, in the hospital. Regardless, frisk fall into the hole after facing flowey and toriel were Frisk walk in the snowing forest where a mysterious shadow walk toward the protagonist. The stranger tell the Frisk to greet the stranger and shake his hands, so Frisk turn around to handshake the mysterious person when suddenly... you squeeze the whoopee cushion.
Sans: Hehehe... the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's always funny.
Boomstick:Sans is a short skeleton and brother to Papyrus.he is part of the royal guards and would actually try to kil the human without toriel intermission to make Sans to promised to protect the human. But really, what to be worry? Sans only have 1Hp and 1At. Even a frog is more powerful than him.
Wiz: Don't be fooled, Sans seem weak. But actually he is very powerful when you go genicide route.
Boomstick: When you go to Judgement hall where Sans decide to fight back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaYTkFR78UI
Wiz: He can manipulate the soul to be able to move the character into his attacks. He can also create bones to gaster blasters to try to kill the player.
Boomstick: His attack can hurt Chara that can take bomb blasts.
Wiz: He can teleport and can react to Chara.
Boomstick: And his speacial attack.... It just him standing there until the player give up and restart.
Wiz: With his skills, he have defeat flowey and chara multiple times.
Boomstick: But he still very lazy with a poor health and can suffer fatigue.
Wiz: But when you planning to do genicide route, there will be a grinning skeleton that will kill over and over!
The player have just spare Sans.
Sans: You're sparing me? Fianally. Buddy. Pal. I know how hard it must be... to make that choise. To go back on everything you've worked up to.I want you to know... I won't let it go to waste... c'mere, pal.
Suddenly, sans killed the player to send them in the game over screen.
Sans: geeettttttt dunked on!!!
Pre-death battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death battle[]
It was one month after the monsters have escape from the underground with them building houses to live, and some of them are at the beach. Papyrus is cooking spaghetti for lunch, monster kid is buying nice cream from nice cream man, sans is taking a nap in the shade, shyren is talking to her sister about being part of mettaton back up singer, and undyne eating popsicle with Alphys. While Papyrus is cooking the food, he see Sans napping under the shades and get very annoy.
Papyrus: Sans, I feel like you got even more lazy after we left the underground. At least before you stood guard and sell some hotdogs, but now you just taking naps all the time.
Sans: Hey, I do something else than just napping.
Papyrus: Then what?
Sans: (He grab a bottle of mustard) I 'must'ard tell jokes at the night club.
Papyrus: Fine, at least can you get frisk. I don't want him to miss tasting my speacial spaghetti.
Sans: Hopefully i can ketchup to him.
So, sans left with papyrus getting furious as he stomp on the ground when Sans teleport to find Frisk, and he was in the forest when he see Frisk on the floor with Akuma a top of him.
Akuma: You are unfit to survive!
Akuma about to attack when Sans interrupt him.
Akuma: Who are you skeleton!
Sans: Name Sans, so why you beat up one of my friends? How you not picking on him for lunch money pal.
Akuma: I was testing his skills if he a worthy opponent. He have failed the test.
Sans: Are you that weak to pick on kids.
Akuma: What, you dare mock me!
Sans: No, I talking to the pepple next to you. At least that doesn't pick a fight against more powerful opponent.
Akuma: I am the Master of the Fist. Feel how weak you are with your body!
Sans: I hope you ready, because you going to have a bad time!
Fight!
Sans: It's a beatiful day outside. birds are singing flowers are blooming... on days like these, people like you...should burning in hell!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaYTkFR78UI
Suddenly Sans turn Akuma heart blue to lift him in the air and slam him into the ground when Akuma did a demon flip over the bones; however, he get damage from the bones coming quickly and the gaster blasters coming after the attck. So, Akuma get up to say.
Akuma: Do you take me as a fool?
Sans: More like a dummy.
Then Akuma get angry when he did Ashura Senku to get behind Sans to shoot a Gohadoken from his hands when Sans dodge the attack.
Sans: What? You think I'm Just gonna stand there and take it?
Akuma get furious to do Tatsumaki Zankukyaku when Sans attack back by sending more bones when Akuma jumps over the attack to do Tatsumaki Zankukyaku again when Sans dodge the attack again.
Sans: Hey kung fu man, you know that you must hit the person to win.
Therefore, Akuma also try to hit Sans by running foward to try to hit Sans with an attack; however, Sans send Blue and white bones while Akuma try to figure out how to avoid the blue bones. And Akuma shooting Zanku Hadoken downward when Sans continued to dodge the attacks.
Akuma: Stop dodging you coward!
Sans: Stop missing.
Akuma then move from the attacks when more bones are coming at him when he send more Zanku Hadoken with Sans dodge that making Akuma more angry. Akuma getting closer when sans sends bones when Akuma jump on a platforms to dodge the bones on the floor when Akuma get close enough to do Goshoryuken when Sans dodge the attack. Sans continue the attack by reapting the attack but instead some bones are above the platforms where Akuma get damage from the bones above. Akuma about to strike back with Messatsu Gouhado with Sans continuing dodging the attacks.
Akuma: Coward! Face me like a man!
Sans: Then good news that I'm a skeleton.
Then Sans send more bones where Akuma jumps on the platform to dodge the attack when Akuma did Messatsu Goshoryu close to Sans to try to get one hit again Sans dodge. Sans then start again by creating gaster blasts with Akuma dodging the attack by getting the platforms up to down. Then dodging bones that coming down to up when jumping and ducking under bones, and shoot another Gohadoken with Sans dodge the attack to get very sweaty.
Sans: Come on pal, I know we barley met, but I can feel that you used to be a good person. We even could be friends, C'mon buddy. Let's forget all this, ok? Well, my job will be a lot easier. We can go and get a hot dog.
However, Akuma jump a front of Sans to do Kongou Kokuretsuzan when sans barley dodge the attack.
Sans: Welp, it was worth a shot. Guess you like doing things the hards way, huh?
Suddenly rows of Bones come where Akuma barley dodge the attack when to jump a shot jump over the bones to dodge gaster blasters all around him when he getting hurt from a gaster blast behind until he was slam into the ground. Then rows of bones come hitting him over and over around the place where he barley to get up.
Akuma: I will... not get defeated by... a grinning fat skeleton!
Sans: It your funeral.
Sans frantically throwing akuma all the bones in the rooms trying to end the battle, and shooting more gaster blast at akuma when throw more bones at Akuma left to right. So, Sans keep up the attack by thowing him around into more bones.
Sans: And if you keep pushing me... then i'll be forced to use my speacial attack.
Akuma: I don't care for your empty.;..
Sans then throw Akuma into more Bones with Akuma barley dodging the attack.
Sans: Are you ready for my Speacial attack.
Akuma: I can take whatever you can do!
Sans: Alright, it's time for my speacial attack.
Akuma then prepare for the attack when he see Sans just standing there.
Akuma: Are you not going to attack me or what?
Sans: Yep, that's right. It's literally nothing. And it's not gonna be anything. Either. Heh heh heh... ya get it? I know I can't beat you. So I decided that it won't be your turn. I'm just gonna keep having my turn until you give up. Even means we have to stand until end of times. But now, i'm going to sleep.
Then Akuma sees Sans going to sleep, so he barley get up to run to Sans to do Messatsu Gouhado when sans dodge the attack.
Sans: Heh, didja really think you would...
However, Akuma interupt Sans to do a famous attack, the raging demon, and runs toward to do jabs multiple times over and over with him standing behind the screen and dust floating in the winds.
Akuma: Fade to nothingness! Your weakness disgusts me!
Then Akuma walked away from the camera to find a new oppodent and dust blowing in the wind.
Results[]
Boomstick: That one amazing battle, right Shun Goku Satsu!
Shun Goku Satsu: Bark Bark!
Boomstick: But why Akuma?
Wiz: Even though Sans is more smarter, better ability, and akuma can't take more advantages of weakness than sans. Akuma takes the others.
Boomstick: Remeber, akuma destroy an island with one punch while sans attack is only can be strong as bomb blasts.
Wiz: Also that akuma is more experience, more endurance, and stronger.
Boomstick: But wait, should sans be faster and more agile because he fought chara that dodge sunlight?
wiz: Actually, we can't say that chara can dodge sunlight because it don't act like true light to it never mention it was light, so at best sans can react to lightning while akuma defeated m bison that can travel massively hypersonic speed.
boomstick: Looks like sans can't ketchup to akuma speed.
Wiz: The winner is Akuma!
Season 1 finale[]
It first show a group of shadow then to another one when it reveal to be The incredibles to Donkey kong, Diddy Kong, Dixie, and Cranky.