Intro[]
speedsy: in fiction there are lots of characters with brute strength today these are two of them akuma the deadly
final boss of street fight
spider cat: and jasper the evil gem of steven universe he's speedsy i'm spider cat
speedsy: and it's our job to analyze they're armor weapons and skills to find out who would win a death battle
Akuma[]
speedsy: akuma and his brother were students of a martial arts master together they learned a deadly
martial arts combining karate judo and and kempo after gouken left as he was unable to accept the deadly
style and dark nature and dark hado akuma took it up
spider cat: but he lost his humanity from embracing the dark hado prior to killing his brother and completely
exiling himself from his former master as he began searching for worthy opponents hey kinda like ryu
speedsy; exactly in face he became a nemesis to said protagonist akuma possess many deadly techniques
such as the gou hadoken he can fire multiple shots of that at ounce as well as the same moves as ryu
heck as a child he overpowered an Asian brown bear
spider cat: holy shit and he was a child?
speedsy: impressive i know he can destroy an island with a single punch he outmuscled m.bison's final
form he has superhuman speed reflexes and strength
spider cat: yeah he blocked blows from gen he dodged m bison's scissor kick before it could hit him
and kept up with both ryu and ken at a time
speedsy: he also has superhuman stamina meaning he no sold a hadouken shrugged off blows from gen
survived an exploding island and tanked an explosion as oni from an erupting volcano
spider cat: damn! that's impressive
speedsy: indeed he also has ansatsuken which ca basicially murder his oppponent it even defeated his
master with it
spider cat: so he just murders his foes?
speedsy ;well uh...yeah pretty much
spider cat: t for teen my ass
speedsy : easy spider cat down boy there is also the satsui no hado a form of dark ki this is why akuma lost
his humanity in first place
spider cat: it can only be taped into if he is willing to commit murder an damn it he is he also has the
gadouken a stronger form of the hadouken he is also a master of goshoruken the tatsamaki zenpoaku the
hakkishiyu also known as the demon flip and the ashura senku
speedsy; he has super combos like the raging demon shin akuma which happens when he stops holding
back and replaces his insides with dark energy and it destroyed a meteorite with one strike
spider cat: ,man this guy is tough
speedsy; and when he truly is angry he turns into oni which means he goes full out he can now tap into the
messatu gou hadou tenma gou zankuu and many more
spider cat: also akuma has dones these things Leveled an entire forest, Defeated his master,
Goutetsu,Fought and defeated Gouken his brother and Ryu and Ken's master,Killed Gill and M. Bison,Defeated Gen,Easily fought off both Ryu and Ken at once,Destroyed an island with one punch,Trained underwater with no ill effects,Destroyed a meteorite as Shin Akuma,As Oni, can destroy trees and kill birds through his mere presence,Battled Asura for 500 years (Contrary to popular belief: it is Non-Canon),Cracked the moon (Non-Canon),He's resistant to extreme heat.took on Felicia & Jon Talbain from Darkstalkers,and jumped into orbit and obliterated an incoming meteorite man this guy's a badass
speedsy: that may be so but he has low endurance he lost to gouken and kage easy to anger he tends to
hold back he has a moral code he won't kill the sick or those he finds unworthy and prefers a fair fight
but despite this akuma is one hell of a fighter
akuma: i am akuma and i will teach you the meaning of pain!
Jasper[]
speedsy: Created by the Homeworld Gems in the Beta Kindergarten on Earth to combat Rose Quartz's resistance fighters, Jasper was created to be one strongest Quartzes of the Gen Homeworld's army and fought for Pink Diamond before her demise at the hands of Rose. Jasper remained on Gemworld until she learned that some of these resistance fighters survived: namely Rose's ward and fellow traitor, a reject Quartz created from earth's minerals, and a "shameless display". Jasper became Peridot's enforcer to finish the job with hope to face Rose once more. But things go downhill for Jasper when she encounters who she thinks is Rose, but is actually her son, and eventually forced her prisoner Lapis Lazuli to fuse with her. Though the fusion was canceled weeks later, failing to convince Lapis to join her once more, it infected Jasper with an obsession to obtain such power again by any means.
spider cat: man this girl is crazy
speedsy: no she just is power hungry
spider cat: whatever...
speedsy: jasper is ruthless and is stubborn at times which can lead to her downfall sometimes she is The only "perfect" Quartz created in the Beta Kindergarten.Used a Gem Destabilizer to take out Garnet.somehow Her cape can make her more imposing to her enemies.
Defeated the Great North Monsters and subjugated them as the first of her personal army of Corrupted Gems, though she ultimately lost them and the other Gem monsters she captured.and mange to Defeat Amethyst one-on-one, wounding her both physically and psychologically.
spider cat: what a bully!
speedsy: yeah but i think she got over it anyway Despite it being her planet of origin, Jasper hates Earth for being a place of weakness.
Jasper's fighting style resorts in massive collateral damage that could be bad if the fight takes place in something like an entire spaceship in one instance.
Extremely prideful and arrogant with utter disrespect for those under her or those she considers weak to the point of total underestimation.
While having some honor, Jasper would quickly forsake it once forced in a situation where she would face a humiliating defeat by one she considers her inferior. In both cases, it involved fusion with a partner that leaves Jasper once their combined form is dissolved.
The first example would be fusing with Lapis Lazuli to become Malachite, end up being imprisoned in the sea for months yet inspired to seek out Corrupted Gems.
Fusing with the Great North Monster in a last ditch attempt to defeat Smoky Quartz, resulting in Jasper becoming a Corrupted Gem while refusing Steven's help out of hateful pride.
Refused by be saved by Steven out of a mixture of her hatred for him, her pride, and her self pity of deserving her fate.
spider cat: well mess with the bull you get the horns i guess
speedsy: indeed jasper still is a perfect gem
jasper: fighting is my life it's what i was made for
spider cat: also i forgot to mention she has a helment but it can only sustain a certain amount of damage
speedsy: good eye partner have a cookie
- speedsy hands spider cat a cookie*
spider cat: yay! nya!
Fight Intro[]
speedsy: alright the combatants are set let's end this debate ounce and for all
spider cat: it's time for a death battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pre-Fight[]
Jasper is seen landing in a quiet village where akuma is seen meditating he then sees jasper and looks angrily
at her
akuma: who are you why do you disturb my meditating?
jasper: bug off pest i seek the one known as akuma
akuma: your looking at him
jasper: *smirks* heh i guess you don't know who your facing
akuma: i don't care
jasper: why you little you will pay for your insolence
akuma: very well you seem like a worthy opponent let us fight
announcer: fight!
Fight[]
akuma starts attacking jasper as she puts on her helmet jasper starts using a spindash on akuma but he
dodges and kicks her into the air with an uppercut jasper hits her head and growls
akuma: your recklessness is gonna cost you in battle
jasper: bug off and let me finish you
jasper charges at akuma and headbuttts him akuma then fires a gadouken surprising jasper
akuma: here's some advice stand down
jasper: never fighting is what i was made for!
jasper then fires a powerful punch onto akuma sending him back just then akuma smirks
jasper: what are you so happy about
akuma: i think your about to find out
akuma then get's in some dark energy and starts attackin jasper non stop
jasper: what the heck?!!
akuma: this is dark energy now i am gonna have to kill you
jasper: not if i kill you first!
jasper then punches akuma sending him flting as she charges screaming at him but then out of nowhere
akuma comes out now a shiny blue colors and more muscular
jasper: how are still getting so powerful!
akuma: this is my darkest form i was holding back due to my moral code but now your gonna get it i am
akuma i will show you the meaning of pain!
jasper just screamed as she charged at akuma as it broke off her helmet in slow motion jasper then goes
spinning onto a rock
jasper: i will not be defeated by a human worm like you i got one more trick
jasper then fused with a corrupted gem thus becoming one with it as it roared out and attacked akuma
akuma: that will cost you dearly akuma then attack the corrupted jasper head on but it just smacked him
around it then let out a vicious roar then started chewing on him akuma just pried it's jaw open then jumped
on his feet then glided then uppercutted the monster
akuma: heh you can't win i took on an Asian brown bear as a child and won
akuma then attacked the creature will full force then lifted it up and tossed it around like an old show then
lifted it up and continued to pummel it with massive force the corrupted jasper then came back and pinned
him to the ground to which akuma just smiled and uppercutted it in the face akuma then went on attack the
corrupted version of jasper but the creature countered and slammed it to the ground akuma did a tatsumaki
zenpu aku and make it spill out some blood jasper then tried to bite it but akuma grabbed it's jaw and
threw her by it akuma then blaster out a giant hadouken but the creature went past it and charged at
akuma
akuma: stay down your pride is gonna cost you this win
jasper just roared at akuma
akuma: have it your way then
akuma charged at jasper from above and sent into into an island where a volcano erupted but akuma
was unfazed by it akuma then charged at the corrupted jasper and punched a hole right through it
akuma: and don't you come back!
the corrupted jasper turned back into her gem form
akuma: hmm this little gem was my opponent
akuma then crushes the gem under his feet
akuma: that outta do it
akuma then walked off KO!
Results[]
Spider cat: damn! he sure showed her
speedsy; it was close but here's how it goes jasper mat be strong but akuma is strong akuma has taken on
bigger things then jasper and is able to survive a erupting volcano meaning even in corrupted form jasper
never stood a chance
spider cat: yeah jasper may come form space but akuma is far more faster and stronger meaning he won
jasper just got crushed
speedsy: the winner is akuma
Next Time[]
IT'S A HAIR BATTLE!
- WE SEE SINDEL SCREAMING*
SINDEL
VS
- WE SEE MEDUSA FROM MARVEL FLOATING*
SINDEL VS MEDUSA!