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Phantom Chaos

Description[]

Persona 5 VS My Little Pony!, When two really powerful to the point their power is godly and both of them being fictional characters from different medias (Cartoons and Video Games respectively), who has been freed from a long imprisonment (Akira Kurusu being freed from being in Jail and Discord being freed from being petrified) ending on these situations because of others' actions toward them (Akira was arrested for something he didn't even do, and Discord ending imprisoned because of the Mane Six petrifying him with the Elements of Harmony), after obtaining their freedoms they ended befriending some group of heroic characters joining with them (The Mane Six and The Phantom Thieves respectively), and there is a lot revolving in their kind of heroism (Discord started as a Evil antagonist but after being freed and convinced by Fluttershy to become Good, Discord ended becoming an Ally and good person to Equestria. Akira meanwhile was a normal person until he got arrested for a crime he didn't even do which caused people end thinking Akira is a Criminal and end up speaking bad about him, but Akira after discovering his powers ended becoming a hero stealing away the dark hearts of corrupted people in pursuit of healing society) fight to death, who would end winning?

Introduction[]

Boomstick: Akira Kurusu, the "Criminal" student of Shujin, Leader of the Phantom Thieves user of Personas!

Wiz: And Discord, the Draconequus, Lover of Chaos and Disharmony from My Little Pony!

Boomstick: These two has a certain power which makes these two fearsome adversaries to where even Gods should be afraid!

Wiz: But they has been imprisoned for a long time because of others' actions towards what they did, or in Akira's case supposedly did.

Boomstick: But once they ended being freed, they ended befriending a group of heroic characters joining them!

Wiz: However, a lot of stuff revolves around their kind of heroism, but no matter where you see these two as evil, they are actual heroes and you cannot deny it!

Boomstick: He is Wiz and I am Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who'd win a DEATH BATTLE!!!

Akira Kurusu Steals The Treasure from DEATH BATTLE![]

(Cue: Beneath The Mask)

Boomstick: Joker... The protagonist of Persona 5, leader of the Phantom Thieves!

Wiz: Akira Kurusu or Ren Amamiya was just a Normal School Teenager of Japan streets being 16 years old.

Boomstick: He did pretty normal things for a Teen. Well, that until his worst issue happens up to his life...

Wiz: So, Akira came across the corrupt political figure, Masayoshi Shido, who was very drunk harassing a Woman. Akira tried to drag Shido away to defend that Innocent Woman in act of heroism, causing Shido to hurt himself.

Boomstick: But that piece of shit Shido being a corrupted politican immediately threatens our protagonist, blaming him, forcing the woman to even testify against him! That feels sad...

Wiz: Yeah, then Akira got arrested unfairly... That's sad as it was a crime he didn't even do. It WAS Shido the one who started the bullshit harassing the woman!

Boomstick: And some time after, Akira Kurusu gets expelled from his Own school, being sent to live with one of his family's associates known as Sojiro Sakura at Coffee Le Blanc. At first this seems like a great idea, but if Akira did any trouble he would be kicked out off here. That sucks!

Wiz: Passing out one night, Akira awoke within a strange room. This was the Velvet Room, an area that was only visible to those that high sensivity. This was the Place that housed an important guy by the name of Igor.

Boomstick: Igor wants Akira to "redeem" himself. I Doubt about it since Akira did nothing wrong, and it wasn't really the real Igor, basically he wants Akira to "redeem" himself completely!

Wiz: Akira would had gotten a new high school. The Shiujin Academy! He would had met several allies such as Ryuji Sakamoto who is another school dude with "criminal" incidents, Ann Takamaki, Morgana (Who is basically what seems a Cat but Morgana himself always says he isn't and that the Cognitive World altered his physical form what he assumes to be a human one but he lost the memories of his past), Etc, traveling in some App he has in his phone across the real world to the cognitive world in the Metaverse where he can use his powers and all,visiting Palaces, and he then becomes the leader of the Phantom Thieves, a group of teens who are thieves!

Boomstick: Yeah, and then his codename is known as what we know as Joker!

Wiz: They don't do bad things, they just steal corrupted hearts getting morally wrong individuals to change their minds on their actions!

Boomstick: And first to become the leader, Joker had to awoken something which is called Persona, The Personas are drawn from the soul of an user, but the difference is normal people can indeed see the Personas, even if they don't have one Persona by themselves.

Wiz: And When he met Ryuji, who begins ranting about a particular gym teacher who works at Shujin known as Kamoshida that's how he went to the cognitive world first time with the Meta-nav the self installing supernatural App sends Joker to the cognitive world. This world is really strange like if you have a fake gun here, and it doesn't shoot, if your fighting someone who thinks the gun will shoot. It in fact will shoot!

Boomstick: The Phantom Thieves seeks to reform society as a whole, , though this eventually pits them against the embodiment of the masses' wishes itself!

  • Name: Ren Amamiya, Akira Kurusu, Joker, The Trickster
  • Origin: Persona 5
  • Gender: Male
  • Age: Likely 16 or 17 | 18 in Persona 5 Strikers
  • Classification: Human, Persona user, Wildcard user

Wiz: Alright let's first speak about all the Personas Joker does have. First, Arsene. Arsene was the first persona Joker ever had. Arsene powers Joker's attacks with Guns (Yes he has Guns he has buyed with Ryuji before), also gives him healing, Flight, manipulates elements, and can reduce the damage of Akira. Personas can cast powerful spells, or attack with devastating physical blows. Ren has an ability called the Wild Card, which allows him to use many different Personas. Joker also has guns as already stated, a knive, and a Grappling Hook gun.

Boomstick: By using Guard, he can block and retaliate using a stronger attack!

Wiz: Also, About attacks. With the All Out Attack, this is the strongest move of Joker. He teams up with all the phantom thieves to do one massive attack!

Boomstick: Also, for power. He fought Kaneshiro who had a Palace with the size of Shibuya said city being at a size of 15,11 km square kilometers, made by only thinking, and he is superior to Futaba who made a palace which contained a Entire Goddamn Sun! He also fought with the shadow of Haru's father even beating him, and in his palace, there was found Countless Stars! But his craziest feat is with Zatannael, who basically is Joker's strongest Persona. Zatannael with Sinfull Shell a Bullet powered by the Deadly Sins which literally can oneshot Gods who keeps the universe's fate safe, such as Yaldabaoth, who is a God who can literally merge the reality alongside the Metaverse together, this making Joker fucking Low Multiversal!

Wiz: Also the official guide books of PS5 references the Metaverse as one with the universe and is seen as a universe, so yeah Zatannael oneshotted a God who merged two damn universes! However Joker can even be above this as he defeated Maruki, who is above Yaldabaoth And Maruki has the power to change All of reality to end all suffering and he even controls the very fabric of the universe!

Boomstick: While the Personas makes Joker very powerful, they has one weakness. Arsene is weak to ice and electricity. But at least Zatannael has none! Zatannael also absorbs stat nullifying via being immune to some curses! And Joker has many weapons, like Guns, and Knives!

Wiz: Joker is also a martial artist and a genius at fighting, Also Joker can dodge natural lightning, and he is comparable to Ryuji Sakamoto who uses this type of attacks frequently, making him Massively Hypersonic, Joker also could resist the Power of Yaldabaoth to erase the existence!

Boomstick: He also has the Third Eye which can predict the movements of the opponents! And he has the Cosmic Flare and Morning Star. The later involved the attack reaching Earth from a Random Star in a Matter of Seconds. To do this, with the star and the space, we can be sure it's about one galaxy, taking reference about the Milky Way measuring around 100.000 light years, and it went around 7 seconds, so we could say the Star travels around 486'514'285'714'285'660.000/km per hour, thus making Joker Frigging 450 Billionth Times MFTL+! Also Observable Universe is stated to be 130 billion ly in interviews Biting shouldn’t take long at all, 1-2 seconds sounds fair Thus our results are 2.04984-4.09968 quintillion c. Joker has a Arcana Tower Giant Hindu Monster Persona who can swallow the ENTIRE Universe! Plus making Joker even QUINTILLIONS FASTER THAN LIGHT!

Wiz: But Joker has his weaknesses...

Boomstick: Yeah, while he maybe capable of using his 'Third Eye' to predict an Enemy's Movements he can barely see them and on top of that, using any sort of magic power with his Personas, but Personas can inmensily drain his mental and spiritual energy, making Akira slower and weaker! Plus he lacks experience in a battle without his Personas and he's still a Teen Plus Joker cannot use his power outside the Metaverse!

Wiz: But he's considered one of the Best Persona users, so let's don't mess with the Leader of the Phantom Thieves, after all he has Personas to oneshot Literal Gods who keeps the Universe as it is!


Show me your true form!


Discord Makes Chaos in DEATH BATTLE![]

(Cue: Discord The Living Tombstone)

Wiz: Discord is a recurring character and reformed villain of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and he is literally the embodiment of chaos!

Boomstick: He is a Draconequs and spirit of Disharmony who was imprisioned in stone more than a thousand years ago due to the Chaos Discord caused in Equestria. Then being introduced as the primary antagonist.

Wiz: But then that would stop as Discord would later end up learning the value of friendship and becomes into a helpful ally for Equestria, although he stills learns the importance of trust on one's friends.

Boomstick: Some time Discord impersonated Grogar, and gathered Lord Tirek, Queen Chrysalis, Gozy Glow, and King Sombra, under the pretense that they together can ultimately defeat the Mane Six with their efforts and teamwork combined!

Wiz: But in reality he just wanted Twilight Sparkle to gain more confidence by defeating them, with himself as a safety net if she should need it!

Wiz: Some time Discord impersonated Grogar, and gathered Lord Tirek, Queen Chrysalis, Cozy Glow, and King Sombra, under the pretense that they together can ultimately defeat the Mane 6 with their efforts and teamwork combined, but in reality, he just wanted Twilight Sparkle to gain more confidence by defeating them, with himself as a safety net if she should need it.

Boomstick: And man he also is LITERALLY the embodiment of Order and Harmony as Accord! And despite being Chaos Discord becamed a really good person!

Wiz: That's true but luckily he learned the friendship's concepts thanks to his friends otherwise he should had never been a good person...

  • BIO: 425?cb=20220717200451&path-prefix=es
  • Name: Discord, Grogar, Accord
  • Age: Many eons
  • Origin: My Little Pony
  • Gender: Male
  • Classification: Draconequus, Embodiment of Chaos and Disharmony, Lord of Lies, Lover of Chaos, Fluttershy's Friend | Embodiment of Order and Harmony


Boomstick: Discord is really smart, he is mentally unstable but has a massive knowledge that extends to all realities, is knowledgeable in physics and even Quantum Physics, hell even knows that he is a Fictional Character and is implied to know other fictional series!

Wiz: In speed, he's the damn of fast being able to Time Travel with his Speed being Immeasurable!

Boomstick: Discord has once left the Comic giving him good Fourth Wall Awareness.

Wiz: His stamina seems to be limitless, he never seems tired, and he as Accord has Night-Omnipresence, as Exists in the hearts of all who desire order and can manifest himself through these people and Discord is Universe Level+ he Defeated both Celestia and Luna, who were stated to have infinite power for destruction and to be able to break worlds, at once. Said worlds have been stated to be entire universes at least four times. Stronger than King Sombra. Stated that his power can rip the very fabric of reality, and on another occasion exclaimed that his power can warp all of reality as well. Pinkie Pie with his powers stated that she could transform the entire cosmos. His mind is an entire physical dimension that he can reshape and control, which is infinite in size. Hell the My Little Pony has infinite universes and he scales Stygian who can reshape all realities and reduce them to nonexistence making Discord Multiverse+!

Boomstick: Discord also hasn't been affected by the sleep part of the Stone Sleep spell giving him resistance to Sleep Manipulation, feels no pain constantly dismembering himself, has set in fire with no issue, withstoods magma without feeling it's effects, Discord has been transmutated and simply changed back, lives in a realm that drives people to insanity resisting Madness Manipulation, can keep Luna from entering his dreams resisting Mind and Dream Manipulation, and resists Twilight's attempt to reverse his magic and was unaffected by Smooze's ability to nullify magic, giving him resistance to Power Nullification!

Wiz: Discord's chaos negates normal effects of probability, causality, and universal laws due to lacking the logic that makes them work normally making him resist to Probability Manipulation, Causality Manipulation, and Law Manipulation.

Boomstick: Now to his powers, damn he has a ton of them! He can create weapons for himself and peoples to use, constantly and masterfully manipulates those around him, is a similar being to Cosmos in that both embody a concept, and even while depowered Cosmos has strongly implied she cannot be destroyed because the concept she embodies cannot giving him Type 2 Abstract Existence, Empowerment via the Cutie Mark Crusaders getting into a fight and causing chaos is implied to have helped him escape his weakened seal and he regenerated from a Cloud of Dust!

Wiz: He can sense magical disturbances, can Fly, has Magic, He has displayed control over his realm such as adding and deleting gravity from it on a whim gaves him Physics Manipulation, can Warp Reality, has Toon Force, and Conceptual Manipulation as he Was changed so thoroughly that the very concept he embodied changed from chaos to order and was able to change back into Discord at any time.

Boomstick: Discord can Mind Control people, manipulate his size, Madness Manipulation as draws power from his realm, which drives people into insane, can hold a piece of Magic grants him Non-Phyiscal Interaction and he could affect Sombra's Magic during their battle, can Project Energy, can turn himself into Accord the orderly and harmonious alter-ego of Discord, who desires to create "true" unity and order throughout Equestria by brainwashing all of its citizens into thinking the same, can create a Bubble Reality gives Discord Pocket Reality Manipulation, can posses Inanimate Objects aswell, and Discord can fuse togheter and defuse things, can create Portals to and from his dimension, and Discord can negate durability with several of his powers.

Wiz: Discord can teleport to his own realm freely, Can create portals to other dimensions, trapped Cosmos into the Moon with BFR, Can put people to sleep and change their memories, can make animals speak, can Time Travel, constantly pulls objects out of thin air, can seal people as he sealed Cosmos away, creates Illusions, made Rarity see a giant boulder as a diamond, Power nullification as Discord Helped split Cosmos's magic into six gems, Can make magic not work in his mind, Removed Twilight and Rarity's horns, negating their use of magic, also nullfied Starlight's telekinesis on him, Clairvoyance with the Crystal Ball, Elasticity, can generate shockwaves Ripped open a tear within the fabric of space merely by using his claws, He can also use the fabric of reality as a shower curtain which gives Discord Spatial Manipulation and He could project a ghost form of himself even when his body was banished by Starlight giving him Astral Projection and he has all of Accord's abilities but with chaos instead of order (Is Accord's opposite).

Boomstick: But Shockingly, Discord has a Ton of Flaws, he Can be so overconfident and cocky that he will not go all-out against enemies, and has a tendency to underestimate his opponents (Has been defeated three times due to this; Initially by Celestia and Luna, later by the Mane Six, and most recently by Tirek). He hates taking orders due to his chaotic nature. If Discord acts or becomes "normal", he starts to fade away from existence as he cannot use his reality warping powers in the process of doing so, but it can be reversed if he experiences something "chaotic".

Wiz: But this ain't excuses for messing with the Lord of Chaos, he can trap you inside a Chaos Nightmare!


Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?


Intermission[]

Wiz: Alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH BAAAAAATTLEEEEEEE!!!

DEATH BATTLE![]

We see Akira was first of all Walking in an afternoon, in his Phantom Thieves outfit and he was gonna check out a shop. However, what Joker did little knew was that he was gonna fight a enemy, and that enemy was far stronger than anyone he's ever faced even Yaldabaoth or Maruki and it's name was Discord, the Lover of Chaos!

Discord was in Tokyo, bored seeing the citizens do their stuff, and he says to himself.

Discord: Hmm, I am pretty sure a little bit of chaos wouldn't harm anyone!

Discord suddenly snaps fingers while raining appears but it wasn't a normal raining. It was a literal raining of popcorns, Shibuya would end flooded by Popcorns with citizens wondering what's happening and starting to run scared.

Discord: Hahahahaha! Well this is getting fun! Maybe I could do a little bit more!

Discord then saw the Big Bang Burger and he thought.

Discord: Oh I thought something better!

Discord then literally does a Giant Sized Burger being a literal monster roaring and everyone else sees this scared as Ryuji says.

Ryuji: What the hell is happening?!

Morgana: Maybe some kind of God is threatening the city! And this is just bad he's doing disasters and frightening others!

Futaba: But this isn't normal why isn't this happening into the Metaverse!

Haru: This isn't good!

Yusuke however wouldn't be that bothered as he sees that Burger which Discord did and Yusuke thought it would be some kind of art fashion.

Yusuke: I don't feel mad about this... Certainly that burger has some potential for some drawing! And I have ideas to draw after this chaos resumes!

Yusuke said while Ann just facepalmed and she said.

Ann: Man, you really do be a man of paintings right?

Makoto: Whatever thing this is, we need to stop it!

Morgana: Yeah, Joker! Show the source of this who is the boss here!

Morgana said, with all of the Phantom Thieves in their suits alongside Joker who has finished buying things and he finds out the entire chaos which is happening across Mementos.

Then Discord makes balloons fly across the air making people end even more scared as those balloons were smiling, who would be happy on a situation like this?!

Discord would become into butterflies laughing tormenting the many scared citizens until he turns back to normal.

Discord: Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh now that was entertaining!

Discord says after eating some popcorn with some 3D glasses and then he snaps and summons a milkshake of chocolate which he drinks and he throws the glass away comically doing a explosion the Phantom Thieves then saw Discord and said.

Ryuji: HEY! Don't tell me your the idiot behind this chaos, right?!

Discord: Idiot?! You don't even have the idea of who I am! And I am Discord, the Embodiment of Chaos!

Ann: You need to stop it! Your harming innocent people and damaging this city with your nonsensical chaos!

Discord: Excuse me, lady... But what's fun making sense?!

Morgana however would get angry and defend Ann like the simp he is.

Morgana: Hey, don't talk to Lady Ann like that!

Discord: Hahahahahaa! And you think you can tell me what I shall do, Kitty?

Morgana: I AM NOT A CAT! YOUR SO PETTY!

Discord: And your so bossy to be a little cat!

Morgana would get even more angrier in a cartoonish way. Yusuke however would be amazed from Discord's looks and thought it would be a interesting inspiration for some drawing.

Yusuke: Well... I do admit Chaos is something natural, it has to happen... And you certainly give me inspiration for an art which could be a masterpiece, Mr. Discord!

Yusuke said with respect, Discord then says.

Discord: Well, he is the most respectful around you all here!

Makoto: We won't let you keep doing chaos so give up or face the consequences!

Discord: Ohhh so you think you could beat me?! Ha, that's funny What if I DO THIS?!

Discord becomes into a creepier and more reallistic version of Himself, making Makoto end scared and touch Joker's leg in fear making Joker end blushing appearing as timid.

Makoto: I-I'M SORRY! WE WOULD LET YOU DO ANYTHING PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!

Haru then gets scared too and just screams alongside Futaba without saying anything but Joker stays silent and fearless.

Discord: Oh, who are you, little boy? You seem interesting...

Discord said while looking Joker in interest, Akira however says.

Akira Kurusu: It's a secret... But call me Joker.

Discord: So your not the most talkative person uh? Well, I respect you anyways, Your fearless personality and your silence makes you pretty good to know!

Futaba: Be careful Joker! If this monster is being serious about him embodying chaos, then that would meant serious things! He should be the physical manifestation of Chaos which means he is immortal and we won't kill him unless chaos stops existing, he would die!

Discord: Well, that was smart, but I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way I am indeed the Chaos, straight up!

Discord said which makes Futaba be shocked, but Joker says.

Joker: You should be the lord of chaos or whatever... But you won't win because I won't let you hurt innocents or destroy our society! And I will beat you no matter how hard it would be, because I have the power of rebellion in my side! So Show me Your True Form! ARSENE!!!

Joker screams while taking off his Mask dramatically summoning his starting Persona Arsene, Discord then says.

Discord: Oh this would be fun!

Discord says as he summons a lot of creatures similar to Shadows to fight the other Phantom Thieves as he wants to fight Joker and Joker is ready to fight as well.


FIGHT!!!



(Cue: Last Surprise)

First Joker takes out 2 guns and starts shooting a flurry of fast paced Bullets to the Lover of Chaos, but Discord with not even effort dodges all the shots of the Phantom Thief as the bullets go against the ground. Discord then yawns at how easy was avoid that attack and he then decided to duplicate himself into 10 Discord(s) surrounding the young supposed "Criminal", the embodiment of chaos then would say.

Discord's Clones: Ha! Your in a trouble! Now you have a lot of more blanks to shot!

Joker sees this worried. However, he's got one better idea... Joker decided to use his Third Eye to find out who was the real Discord and Joker then smirked cockily and he spins his guns in confidence while saying.

Joker: Checkmate!

Joker then quickly throws a lot of bullets to the clones, making them poof instantly leaving only the real Discord who was waiting while drinking some cup of tea which he saved in some random pocket.

Discord: Oh, that was fast! I couldn't have expected you to be slower; Joker!

Joker then takes off his Knife and he jumps and stabs Discord into the whole chest. Joker then sees this with a serious face only to find out Discord literally felt nothing and regenerated of this quickly healing his wound.

Discord: Ah, that was a long time I didn't do that!

Discord then summons a cloud which Joker sees surprised wondering what would be Discord's next move, but he then sees the cloud starts shooting thunder, making Joker roll into the floor to his left and do a backflip to dodge the attack while Joker says.

Joker: Too slow!

The Shujin Student then runs at high speeds the fastest he could trying to deal kicks into the Draconequus who however dodges all of the kicks, and Joker then tried to punch him but Discord dodged all of the attacks with no issue.

Discord: Your fast but let's see if you can dodge more!

Discord then snaps and generates 3 energy spheres, Joker jumps left and right to dodge the first two but the third one attacks Joker, doing a blast which knocks Joker down making him roll against the floor, landing against a wall hurt.

Joker however gets up as Discord asked a wounded Joker.

Discord: Soo, you give up?

Joker: NEVER!!!

Joker says with a rebellion spirit inside him. Joker then screams.

Joker: ARSENE!!!

Joker would say with some dramatic fashion while ordering his Persona:

Joker: RAVAGE HIM!!!

Discord was confused at the boy's words, but the Persona flies with his wings at fast speeds while dealing a fast scratch at Discord with his claws which makes Discord fly away, dealing damage at him.

Discord: This is getting interesting, but just tell me... What is that demon-like creature your commanding?

Joker: Well... This is my Persona, Arsene! And there is a difference between me and you! Your Chaos has limits, while My Personas Lack any limit! That's why I would beat you!

Discord: That sounded so confident, my friend! Your really fearless and only speak when needed, I respect that! But You won't beat the literal Lord of Chaos!

Discord teleports around Joker confusing him and Discord then uses some Karate Gear and he starts Karate Chopping Joker, throwing a combo of punches with skill toward him and then he kicks Joker into the chest, which makes Joker spit some blood.

Joker: Grr.... Don't hit me in the head!

Discord then says.

Discord: Come on, you wanted to play like that before so deal with it!

Discord then snaps and summons a boxing ring while getting two boxing gloves, and a clone of Discord with suit of an announcer with a Microphone says.

Discord: Into the corner we have the handsome lord of lies, lover of chaos and spirit of chaos and disharmony, the great Discord! And into the other corner we have the young, silent, quick and fresh boy named Joker!

Joker: -_- This is as annoying as Morgana telling me to go into the bed....

Discord tries punching Joker but Joker with accuracy moves would dodge every attack until he tried to attack back only for Discord to block and dodge with accuracy and Joker then would uppercut Joker away. However, as Discord was gonna keep attacking Arsene protects Joker from the damage and as that happens Joker uses his Grappling Hook at Discord's arm and he then traps him and deals a combo of fast blows and kicks, and he then kicks Discord against the ropes of the ring doing him spin and fall down comically.

Joker: Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now that's true comedy!

Discord would get up and he then would breath fire towards Joker who would see this and he would quickly scream.

Joker: MAKARAKARN!!!

Joker would reflect the attack back to Discord, which makes Discord end comically burn in fire.

Discord: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I AM ON FIRE!!!

The Discord clone grabs a water bucket and launches it at the original Discord who was running through the stage which would stop the fire.

Discord: Phew, this is far better!

Joker notices this and he quickly takes off his Gun and shoots the clone, making him poof and Joker quickly runs to do his All Out Attack while the entire stage turns red and we see a dark silhouette of Discord as Joker would quickly strike Discord through anywhere and Joker then would see the stage while smiling adjusting his gloves while a star appears saying "SHOW IS OVER!".

Discord would however appear clapping into the other corner while he says.

Discord: That was a really cool, fancy and really well coordinated attack!

Joker: W-What the hell?

Discord: Oh you were fighting another clone of me but this time It didn't poof! It was like a illusion, wasn't it?

Joker: You shall just accept you will lose here, Your mine!

Joker says showing confidence while Discord then snaps summoning several monsters to fight Joker.

Discord: I don't think victory for you would be too soon!

Joker sees the monsters and he decides to move at fast speeds, hiding around while he then screams.

Joker: EIHA!!!

Joker shoots projectile at the many monsters doing a explosion with some fire into the ground vaporizing them.

Discord: That move was really clever! But you won't keep your cleverness on forever!

Discord then poofs himself with the suit of a Baseball Player grabbing a giant Baseball Bat and he then teleports, whacking Joker with the bat far away making Joker fall against the ground really hurt.

Joker now has blood surrounding his face and Joker would get up trying to fight back but Discord then says.

Discord: It was fun but I think both know what will happen next...

Arsene disappeared from how powerful was that attack, Joker would feel a immense headache. Discord snaps creating several fireworks and all of them go at really high speeds and Joker wouldn't dodge and they do a massive explosion reducing him to dust.


K.O?!



Discord: Well that was fun...

Discord says while he starts causing more chaos across Tokyo and the Phantom Thiefs couldn't keep fighting anymore and they gave up letting Discord keep doing his chaos, they knew they were nothing without Joker.

(Cue: Aria of the Soul)

Joker finds himself now wearing a Thief outfit, As then we see some girl, it was Lavenza alongside Igor.

Igor: It seems that Strange Chaotic Lover has killed you. What a foolish end...

Akira Kurusu: So... He did actually kill me?!

Igor: That seems to be what he did, yeah...

Lavenza: You don't exist thanks to that Chaotic Creature ending beating you... You must challenge that Lord of Chaos now and reclaim your existence back! Are you up to task?

Akira Kurusu: Alright...!

Akira Kurusu then reclaims his existence, and he leaves the Velvet Room, coming back to the fight. We see Discord noticing his presence and he gets shocked.

(Cue: Life Will Change)

Discord: How? I thought you were already death!!!

Joker: I already told you how! I have the power of rebellion in my side... And I will be the one who takes you down! DISCORD!!!

Joker says with determination as the Phantom Thiefs and all of Tokyo saw Joker back, and at this point all of Tokyo and the Phantom Thiefs were going with Joker to finish all this chaos, now Joker was getting the power of all of Japan to defeat Discord as he screams.

Joker: ZATANNAEL!!!

Joker summons his ultimate Persona as Discord saw amazed at how big Zatannael was to be a Persona Joker then tooks out a Gun as Zatannael did took his gun and Joker yells.

Joker: BEGONE! SINFUL SHELL!!!

Joker then shoots the Giant Bullet towards Discord, Discord gets shot by the Big Bullet, ending being sent backwards against the floor and Joker shoots the Morning Star, doing a massive explosion sends Discord against the ground doing a big crater.

(Cue: Persona 5 Victory)

Morgana: Good job, Joker!

We see Joker's victory screen with Joker dramatically seeing the Destruction Way Big made, knowing he finally one while the victory theme was being heared. However, Discord gets up back and Joker notices this and he sees not even his strongest attacks would kill him.

(Cue: Discord metal theme)

Joker: H-H-How?! Impossible!

Discord: You were very strong, Joker... But I am the Embodiment of Chaos and like your female partner said you can't kill me unless you destroy chaos so if needed you should need to fight against me forever, Because I won't die! And now I think we both know how This would end!

Discord says now in a serious tone as he then snaps Fingers, literally poofing both Joker and Zatannael off existence.

The Phantom Thiefs: JOKER!!!


K.O!


Discord: Well that was one really long and fun fight, that boy certainly deserves my respect!

Discord then summons a portal to other dimension as the Phantom Thiefs cried for Joker and all of Japan was scared for the situation, Joker was seen back into the Velvet Room with a criminal suit and Igor tells Joker that he will spent in eternity here, repenting for their actions. However something different happens Discord was seen here too.

Discord: What a really silent and peaceful place...

Joker: Discord?! But how are you here?!

Discord: Oh, I just did a portal to find this dimension so I would find you! I supposed you were gonna do it again and I am sorry, But I think only way to kill you is killing you being there, And trust me I don't want to kill you... But I guess we have different ideals, we are as opposite as the good and evil! And I think the only way to get rid off this is killing you forever... Sorry but it has to end like this!

Joker sees this, sad... He fought being strong and doing anything possible. But he cries in pure sadness, willing to accept his fate. He knew he wouldn't beat a enemy like Discord, he was much tougher than anyone else he's ever fought, Discord then snaps fingers making Joker end erased forever.

Discord: Well that was a very sad end for a show. But I hope you two understand, I will always respect this boy as I never have respected anyone else! But chaos is really natural like that friend of him said and if he kept fighting, it would have been forever... I am really sorry for what happened.

Discord said feeling remorse for killing Joker. After all, he was one of the few People Discord really respected, Igor and Lavenza understood what Discord said as he teleports back to Equestria, wanting to talk to Fluttershy about it trying to feel better of what he did.

Results[]

Boomstick (Cries): That was so wholesome and epic at the same time! But Wiz how is that Discord won?!

Wiz: Well first than anything, while Joker was strong let's remember he's still bound to the rules of his world while Discord isn't bound to his rules by much.

Boomstick: That makes sense... As much as the game tries to push Joker to get the "rebel spirit", Joker is pretty much bound to obey his own rules and besides Morgana always makes him do a lot of stuff and go to sleep besides Joker isn't a Cartoon Character like fucking Bugs Bunny, SpongeBob or Popeye! Basically characters who aren't bounded by the rules of their worlds and literally can apply their laws being absurd into their universes! And Discord was a cartoon character, and he is one who has showned a lot of crazy stuff like he is the goddamn embodiment of chaos, has brokened the fourth wall, he isn't bound to do any rules barely and Discord can rewrite the laws of physics from his universe to his convenience and he can overwrite them to another more ridiculous ones with the purpose of being funny!

Wiz: Besides, Joker had no real way to kill Discord considering he is the literal embodiment of chaos and even order as Accord, as long as chaos/order exists, Discord won't die!

Boomstick: This and Discord has existed since several eons while Joker is a literal teen with 16 years old, Discord is WAY older than Joker to the point he's way more experienced! And Discord is a better fighter than Joker would ever be without the usement of his Persona!

Wiz: Yeah, while Joker maybe haxxy and have that insane regeneration of being erased by a universe merging God and come back to life, Joker can't kill Discord while Discord can open portals to another dimensions and if needed kill Joker into the Velvet Room, Joker had a rebel spirit and determination and willpower inside this fight, but even if he did the impossible to beat Discord, he's still bound to his rules as we said again and he couldn't kill Discord at the end of the day!

Boomstick: True, Joker might have experienced fights with Shadows, Literal Maffia Bosses, Cope helpers, Corrupted adults, politicans, and EVEN Gods! He hasn't fought any literal living Concept like Discord!

Wiz: And even physically Discord was stronger and faster than Joker.

Boomstick: Joker beated Yaldabaoth with Zatannael and Yaldabaoth even admits Joker was superior! Yaldabaoth merged two universes: The Metaverse and The Real World! The Metaverse has pocket dimensions being the palaces with universal sizes such as the Okumura's Palace based on the Big bang containing planets, stars and galaxies! And Yaldabaoth's defeat caused the destruction of the Metaverse and Maruki got the power of Yaldabaoth, essentially getting his godhood, wanting to merge Mementos with reality again and he could rewrite story into a world without suffering and Joker also beated him and Joker might have a universe eating Persona who got calcled Quintillion times MFTL+ but that's WAY inferior to Discord's power!

Wiz: Discord is superior to Stygian, who was capable of reshaping all realities and reducing them to nonexistence. And he can literally go Fast enough to travel BACK IN TIME with sheer speed, Discord is REALLY superior to Joker statically considering this is multi+ and Immeasurable VS Low multi and MFTL+!

Boomstick: Discord also were the most unpredictable one and he had a greater and crazier arsenal and powers than Joker and him being chaos helps him more to not die here. And In terms of who is smarter you guys won't believe but Discord maybe even more smarter than Joker! Joker might be a Genius being really smart and strategical analyzing and doing strategies against his enemies, being a really good student and a good user of his Personas, he outsmarted Akechi faking his own death, And even outsmarted Yaldabaoth and Maruki but Discord is shockingly on a whole another league!

Wiz: That's true... Discord has massive knowledge that extends to all realities, is knowledgeable is physics and even Quantum Physics. Has knowledge that he is a fictional character and is implied to know other series in fiction he even did stuff not even Twilight could decipher, and Discord is pretty manipulator, manipulating the Mane Six, having more knowledge due to his really old age, knowing a lot and more than Joker ever would know about chaos or magic!

Boomstick: And while Discord is cocky, so can be Joker so their personalities wouldn't really mean an issue at all here even if Joker is more serious than Discord!

Wiz: At the end Joker was a strong adversary, with a lot of strategy, rebel spirit and power, but Discord's Stats, Speed, Durability, Abstract Existence, Intelligence, Hax, Unpredictability, Greater Arsenal, and experience made him win this fight!

Boomstick: It seems Joker never saw the Chaos Discord would do coming!

Wiz: The winner is: Discord

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