Ainz Ooal Gown vs Slenderman

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Two overpowered beings that has unpredictable actions, and motives that are very unreasonable towards the world itself, who would win?

Intro:

Wiz: Ainz Ooal Gown, the undead king and supreme leader of Nazarick.

Boomstick: Slenderman, the mysterious reality, and mind twisting entity of Creepypasta.

Wiz: Whenever we talk about villains, its no doubt, that a master manipulator is of them, that's the only word that define these two, they cheat, steal, kill, lie, and manipulate others to benefit themselves.

Boomstick: But, the question is, which one of these cunning and thinking logically villains would be the victorious? We're about to find out, he's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Ainz Ooal Gown:

Wiz: Whenever the term isekai is mentioned, there is no doubt that the typical transportation or reincarnation to another world, suck into a novel, or simply being trapped in a parallel universe that resembles the video games your playing.

Boomstick: The protagonists of isekai stories can be any types of people, a hero, a villain, a anti-hero, a demon, a monster, a weak nobody, or an overpowered otherworldly being, and of course, a darklord, which is whom we're focusing, right now.

Wiz: Born in a dystopian futuristic era, a salary man name Suzuki Satoru was suddenly trapped in another world, which just so happens to be an alternate universe that mimics the famous video game that he and his friends played.

Boomstick: Yeah, but unlike most beginners, who must take time to grow stronger, this dark overlord, instantly becomes a goddamn morally ambiguous/pragmatist hero!

Wiz: That's right...unlike some isekai heroes, because he was reincarnated as an undead, the physiology causes him to lose the traits that makes him human, one of those, includes his humanity and his empathy, causing him to be...a sociopath? Yeah, lets go with that.

Boomstick: As one of the few Players that are unlucky or lucky enough, since his world is...yah know, polluted and in all ways of saying uninhabitable. He is shown to have some fucking broken abilities, most of it are associated to darkness, evil, necromancy, but most of all death.

Wiz: Being a max level Player, Ainz possesses in himself high-stats of strength, speed, endurance, agility, stamina, and extremely high mana that allows him to use absurdly powerful spells.

Boomstick: He can raised an army of undead in multiple ways, even if the material that is required for the creation is the head of a dead human, jesus christ!

Wiz: Not just any ordinary creation, his creations are extremely powerful, with one of these weak creation being so potent that it can take on an entire squad of knights armed with swords and shields without sustaining any damages at all, or summoning a lich powerful enough to severely injured tribe leaders of a lizardmen race.

Boomstick: He can utilize dark spells that ranges from a short-range blast that incinerates low-level angels into oblivion to a small flick of crimson flames that can devour a high-level angel in an instant.

Wiz: He resistance numerous of physical damages, and is known to be far powerful than the Nazarick denizens.

Boomstick: Getting himself stabbed by numerous laser blades from low-level angels, constantly being brutally maimed by Clementine, and sustaining a hit from a large troll that is thrice the size of a villager's house, well, it may seem pretty easy at the first glance, but, it was proven to be more than you think it is, it clearly implies that only peoples who are on the same level at he is can potentially harm him physically, since his magical defense are pretty broken as his attack mode.

Wiz: Indeed, his resistances are intensely high, immune to almost all forms of magic, poison, disease, sleep, paralysis, ice, fire, electricity, acid, necromancy, petrification, deconstruction, death magics, energy drain, statistics reduction, status effect inducement, mind controlling, soul manipulation, telepathy, information analysis, extrasensory perception, clairvoyance, power nullification, and Time manipulation. His World-Class Item grants him resistance to BFR, mind manipulation, soul manipulation, existence erasure, sealing, reality warping, law manipulation, power absorption, spatial Manipulation, resistance negation.

Boomstick: You could say, he's like the physical manifestation of the Grim fucking Reaper himself! Not the one we deserve nor the one we wanted to have as a leader. The dude's a literal apathetic sociopath that is just one of those overly cliche average overpowered isekai protagonists!

Wiz: Despite this, Ainz is extremely cunning, and never underestimates his enemies even if he already knows his opponents are LITERALLY and was ALREADY confirmed to be weaker than him and his army, always going out to obtain valuable intel before confronting them, his intelligence also plays a big role in his victory, considering back at those old days in YGGDRASIL, he was a master of PVP, and is known to have adapted to every situation with each lost he has, with the exception of the person who made him who he is today, Touch Me.

Boomstick: Setting up traps for a group of raiding adventurers to let their guard down and soon resorted to make them experience the worst, has a mirror that allows him to spy on his enemy's side and learn more about them, even going so far to manipulate one of the enemies to turn them into spies that commits treason at the end of the day.

Wiz: That's how he operates, he may be someone who aims for world domination in order to create a better utopia where everyone can live peacefully and equally, but his methods and the aftermaths of his actions are pure bittersweet.

Popup: despite his action having justified reasons, it should be noted that at the end of the day, his servants still hasn't grown to have a side of themselves that loves or felt sympathetic for the majority of humans and treats non-Nazarick denizens with empathic other than using them for cold and logical purposes, and the fact that he even involved a race of lizardmen that doesn't have anything or did they do anything wrong with the Nazarick peoples at all, at the same time, still hasn't resolved a few bittersweet things that I don't actually remember or do know but just couldn't say it out for potential spoiler warning.

Interlude:

Wiz: Yep the stages are set, let us begin...

Boomstick: THE DEATH BATTLE!

Death Battle:

Ainz instantly takes off his Hero Momong persona and casts [Gate] to head back to Nazarick this instant.

On the way approaching the entrance to the throne room, the only thing Ainz hoped is he made it in time, and that no one died.

'From earlier, Demiurge had sent a [Message], alerting me of an unknown intruder that manages to circumvent/bypass the majority of Nazarick's defense before the only thing I could last hear is nothing but static and more static, though, why does the static seem so...familiar?'

As Ainz opens the door to the throne room, what greets him is beyond his horror. The skeleton grasp his mouth his with right hand at a sight that he now wishes was just a dream. The Floor Guardians, the battle maids, the area guardians, Aura's pets...their all dead.

In front of him stood a pale white featureless figure that is wearing a businessman's attire, and had a few bloodstains covered all over his clothing. Right next to this unknown figure are the lifeless corpses of Ainz's subordinates.

Aura and Mare are seen lying lifelessly with their eyes opened in horror, the expression they have on their faces is as if they were jump scared to death by the entity.

Cocytus is shown to be impaled by strange black appendages that sprouts from the ground.

Demiurge's entire body was ripped in half, his torso was littered in the left corner of the throne room.

Trivia:

• Both are leaders of a certain group of hidden non-human society that has an aversion against human societies (Nazarick and the Proxies.).
• Both are known to use the typical tactics of "saving" or "helping" others in exchange for their devotion and loyalty to the two (Slenderman mind breaks, or otherwise, manipulates/convinces the humans (or non-humans) that hates society for respective reasons to join his faction, while Ainz Ooal Gown helps and saves peoples in exchange for them devoting their lives into working and serving his faction, even if it means they would resort to murder, or treason.).
• Both are known to wield broken powers and abilities.
• Both utilizes the tactics of gathering intel of their targets and decides what to do with them they fully learned, and comprehend their target's background and nature (Slender Man stalks, influence, and mind controls those who have vulnerable mentalities, or simply recruit those who has hatred against the human world into his side, and Ainz gathers information about his target before taking action.)
  • The only thing that differs them is Ainz treats his peoples with respect and kindness, his goals of conquering the world is to establish a peaceful utopia where every race treats one another equally, Slender Man, on the other hand, due to lack of canon and any information regarding this entity, was widely believed by the majority to be a pure evil, and despicable entity that views his subordinates as nothing but disposable and replaceable tools.