Introduction[]
Redshock: Ainz Ooal Gown, The Undead Ruler Overlord
Mortician: The Lich. The Cosmic Undead Ruler of Ooo
Redshock: These two ravenous undead rulers are masters of their craft, cunning immortal Galaxy brains, and lead an undead army.
Mortician: But in a fight to the death, which is the superior death god?
Ainz[]
Redshock: The year is 2138 AD and Earth is a nigh apocalyptic wasteland. The only solace that humans have is in Virtual Reality Games that simulate real life very well, only lacking a sense of smell and having a limited touch interface.
Mortician: One of these games was named Yggdrasil. It was in this game that a notorious guild existed, But until one day a player who happened to be a type of character named Momonga was online a lot.
Redshock: Unfortunately, the fun that Momonga and his friends had was not to last. Over time, the other members dropped out of the game one by one, until only Momonga and a few others were left. But, when the game Yggdrasil was finally shut down, Momonga was the only one who was still active in any meaningful way.
Mortician: Momonga was expecting to log out once the servers shut down for good and get a good nights’ sleep, but that was not to be. To his surprise, the Guild’s base was transported, him included, to a new world. Plus, he was no longer human. He was now stuck in the body of his avatar. That of an undead being known only as an Overlord. So he was now, Ainz Ooal Gown.
Redshock: A spooky scary skeleton overlord of the dead, and harem profession of so many anime babes. Despite his horrifying appearance. Ainz is actually much more kind than your average evil undead overlord.
Mortician: The dude is all about his love and care for his other helpers, and allies. Ainz is more fair on being a leader, and this earned him way more respect from the others he commands in his army.
Redshock: As the “overlord”. Ainz gained a lot of deal magic as his avatar. He can use his dark wisdom to learn over 700 spells compared to the normal 300, he can use his despair aura to cause fear, anguish, and absolute confusion. He is also immune to sleep effects, mind control, and has a badass healing factor.
Mortician: His scepter is a versatile weapon he can summon, pull from, and cast more deadly spells. His black halo is able to make him use much more, and his necromancy to revive others and make them much higher level like 90 is impressive
Redshock: He’s also immortal with protection against death, is immune to most things like ice, fire, and toxins, and is immune to his soul and energy being drained from him entirely
Mortician: His dark vision can make him see in the dark, his soul absorption can absorb souls, and his dark energy spheres and blasts are extremely deadly to the touch. He can also mind control you, create illusions, and even make you go blind.
Redshock: Yeah. His magic does sound broken. He can even break out of mind control with ease, and he is able to control and distort your mind as well.
Mortician: Being the overlord is certainly a high class level in magic, and he is the god of death. He also has access to a lot of holy weapons as well. Such as two daggers, a bow that fires arrows over 500 times faster than light, and even has some swords made for killing other immortals like Takemikazuchi.
Redshock: Which can rend apart even light and dark immortals in one slice. He can also use his cry of the banshee which has an instant death rate, his time stop can stop time, he can even improve his magic to the top 10th tier, and he can boost his level from 30 all the way to 100 with no such hold back.
Mortician: His power is definitely on the top tier radar. Others like albedo could compare to him, and she’s taken on whole armies with no sweat. Ainz has matched and battled Shalltear who can destroy entire realities, overpowered entire universes conquering armies, and even survive entire multiverses being distorted.
Redshock: He’s powerful enough to even match Clementine and she could move over 570 times faster than light. Ainz is also tough enough to survive entire Magic’s that can end all multiverses, and even gods from other timelines. What the hell even is this show?!
Mortician: But despite his terrifying, but yet protecting manner. Ainz is not unstoppable despite being immortal. He is weak to holy weapons like most undead, his magic does have a limit as well.
Redshock: But each level has their own meter, and Ainz can just swap between any if he wants to
Mortician: But despite some failures. Ainz is always a ruler who is fair and terrifying. If you ever encounter this overlord, may the gods have mercy on you
Ainz: "Death by sword. Death by broken bones. Death by crushing. There’s not much difference, right? You die at the end.”
The Lich[]
Redshock: The dawn of light, the dawn of time, and the dawn of life. The land of Ooo was a reality where all kinds of things were born. This land is home to plenty of weirdness. Including a candy kingdom, a vampire rockstar, and even connected to a dimension filled with lumpy people.
Mortician: But to every light. There is darkness. And before existence there were monsters. The land of Ooo was something so bizarre, crazy, and had so much craziness running around it. It just had to have some type of giant bomb like a meteor hit.
Redshock: After the explosion of the catalyst comet that hit earth. An evil Necromancer rose from the comet with his army of monsters, and his name is The Lich.
Mortician: The Lich was a dark force so evil, so dreadful, and so terrifying. After the mushroom bomb went off the Lich rose from the power from it with his army to try and destroy all life, light, and reality as a whole.
Redshock: And he had the power to do that. His bomb was strong enough to destroy a chunk of the earth, which is over 5,070 zettatons of TNT.
Mortician: The Lich is a cunning warlock of dangerous proportions. His green undead flames are intense blasts of heat that can burn through pretty much anything. He was also born from the beginning of everything in the beginning of monsters. Where he was the most powerful and most evil. His breath can corrode anything it makes contact with. Even immortals like prismo is not immune to it, and that guy has influence throughout multiverses.
Redshock: The Lich can use his levitation for flight, he can take over minds and mind control people or anything with him just standing or walking by, and he can also put you to sleep with one word of “Fall”. This guy can even summon an undead sword that is cursed and has a poison running through it, create a mushroom cloud like explosions that are just as deadly as the real deal from before, call upon meteors, and even move between dimensions.
Mortician: His magic is absolutely limitless and has no qualms on boundaries. He can even distort the space around, grow new bodies, take over bodies. He can access a form of a giant Jake the dog who has his stretchy powers and even summon the other hands that were cut off by Finn from alternate worlds.
Redshock: He also has his billy form, a skeleton form, and even one where he becomes princess bubblegum. Oh he can also grow giant. By concentrating his soul. The Lich can make you hallucinate entire fake scenarios, and even take your mind from it.
Mortician: The Lich can absorb, mess with, and even control your soul with just his voice, tear through hoards of elementals by just running, and even survive powerful cosmics like the cosmic owl.
Redshock: The Lich is even comparable to Finn the Human who was strong enough to even disrupt and destroy a pseudo black hole, which has a density over 2 Quadrillion tons. He’s even more powerful than other characters who can even destroy planets. Like Finn in an alternate timeline and ice king. Who can freeze an entire planet to extinction.
Mortician: Even Flame princess is also powerful enough to destroy a planet as well. Like the time when she and Finn kissed, which caused her to almost reach the center of the planet. This would be over 700 Exotons of TNT. Characters like Prismo can even destroy entire galaxies, which is over 740 Petatons of TNT. This means the Lich is beyond that.
Redshock: He’s even managed to compare to other cosmics whose powers are impossible to calculate. Like GOLB who is way more powerful then the Lich entirely, and he can move between universes in seconds.
Mortician: But skull terror here is not unstoppable. The Lich is powerful, sure. But his arrogance is easily his greatest weakness. This allowed him to be brought back to life as a child named sweet pea. Which when an unconscious finn was able to put on some type of magic on him.
Redshock: He is also extremely weak to holy weapons, and if his opponent has one or power of love situation he is weak to that.
Mortician: But despite his flaws. The Lich has made his mark throughout the universe, and still threatens all life to this day. As one would know. Beware of the cosmic death god.
The Lich “You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These Ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end. And I have come for you, Finn".
Death Battle[]
Prologue[]
At a throne room Ainz is sitting on his throne, then a burst of green energy appears before him and the Lich appears “What’s this. A visitor?”, “I can see everything, Overlord. I seek your life!”. “Is that so?”. Ainz gets up and his right eye starts to send out a red energy.
FIGHT![]
Ainz fires a blast of dark energy at the Lich who dodges it with teleportation, then Ainz turns around and both are in a handlock. The Lich jumps back and fires two blasts of green fire, then a huge green blast of flames. Ainz counters back with an ice blast and steam is released around them, then Ainz summons two blades and jumps up to the Lich who summons a giant skull sword and both collide. Both break out of the castle and collide their blades over and over, then ainz teleports behind the Lich who turns around and both collide again.
Both start to collide more and more, then a final Time and both hold each other’s blade in place and ainz lifts his arm up and black energy creatures start to hit the Lich. More appear head over to the Lich who dodges some and slices through some, and blasts through some while running to Ainz then the Lich does a flip over Ainz.
The Lich summons a massive skull arm above ainz who blocks it. Ainz punches the arm and summons his scepter to him. Ainz knocks the Lich back and the Lich shakes his head, then Ainz grabs his face and throws him through some mountains. Ainz dashes over to the Lich who dodges him, The Lich uses both hands to send a small green orb to the ground and it causes a massive explosion and some ghouls take the form of a mushroom cloud. The Lich walks out and Ainz shakes off the impact and fires some purple energy to the Lich who creates a force field to block it. Lich says “I guess I got to take you seriously then”. Ainz replies “Agreed. I will go all out. Especially on you, monster” “Monster?…. Hehehe. No. I am the A God!!”.
The Lich punches ainz in the face, then blasts him back with green flames and ainz stands his ground and uses his scepter to fire some more dark energy blasts at the Lich. The Lich grabs them and repels them back to ainz who then slams his scepter on the ground and it boosts him up into the air. He then heads down to the Lich who blocks it and they cause a shockwave.
The Lich looks into Ainz’s Eyes and says one word “Fall”. Ainz falls asleep, he wakes up in a dark empty void he hears “Hehehe… are you afraid?”, “Where am I? What is this?”, “Are you frightened?”. Ainz distorts the area around him and wakes up and fires a bigger blast of purple energy at the Lich who blocks it and it pushes him even further away.
The Lich grabs the blast and sends it back to ainz who catches it and some giant yellow hands appear from some portals and one grabs ainz and throws him to the Lich who knocks him away. All of them send some green orbs to ainz who dodges all of them, then fires some purple energy spheres to the hands and they all disappear into nothingness.
Ainz brings out Takemikazuchi and rushes at the Lich who grabs him and brings him to his face “I Will Bury You and You Will Die Screaming!”. The Lich starts to absorb Ainz's soul, then his lower body is turning into dust. But Ainz just laughed and said “You are nearly a wraith, I am the God Of Death!”. stops time, then he gets his lower half back by healing it and starts to absorb some of the Lich’s magic. Time then resumes.
The Lich, already befuddled, allows Ainz to fire a powerful magic blast which the Lich blocks, but his arms start to break away into dust. Ainz slices through him with Takemikazuchi, then appears behind the Lich and he fires a blast to him that goes through the Lich to a few mountains and destroys them all. The Lich’s body then dissolves into dust and his soul comes out, then ainz slices through his soul, then he is destroyed for good. Ainz teleports away from the destruction while small meteors are landing, then the moon lands and causes an explosion, and the Lich’s skull lands on the ground, then the light on the lich’s skull goes out.
FINISH!
Results[]
Redshock: Ugh Doc I think I need to see a therapist cause that was next level brutal and it was AWESOME!
Mortician: The Lich was no doubt way more experienced since he was literally born at the dawn of the universe, his intelligence was higher, and his limitless magic was unstoppable. But ainz still had way more of a chance to win.
Redshock: The lich’s power was insane. He was able to outlast even prismo and the cosmic owl. Who can distort space and time to a cosmic extent. But ainz was no joke either. His own levels of magic were still much more powerful than the Lich, and since he commands each level to no extent. He can certainly keep up and overpower the Lich
Mortician: At level 100 his magic is literally distorting multiverses, which is over 7,000 times more powerful than the cosmic owl, and over 6,300 times more powerful than the Lich. And over 8,000 times more durable.
Redshock: and Ainz is resistant to most of the Lich’s magic like Mind Control and Soul Stealing which Ainz has defended from more powerful beings. And Ainz is able to use Holy Weapons like Takemikazuchi which is a holy blade, which are some of the Lich’s biggest weaknesses.
Mortician: While the Lich was a very terrifying and nightmarish foe. But ainz was just too powerful, had the weapons needed, and had the magic abilities needed to obliterate the land of Ooo’s immortal evil for good.
Redshock: Looks like Ainz was skele-tons more powerful than the Lich. And it must have been a real Ainz in the ass.
Mortician: You need help.
Redshock: Yeah I know, but I am the overlord. Ha! Second pun!
Mortician: The Winner is: Ainz Ooal Gown!