Description[]
Interlude[]
Wiz:Bounty hunters, well-known for their skills,sharp wits and work for a price
Boomstick:And these two time manipulating badasses are one of the best bounty hunters you can find.
Wiz:Like Agent Wyoming, the british ex-Freelancer turned bounty hunter
Boomstick:And Zora Salazar, the cowgirl ephitet user of Bliss Ocean
Wiz:We'll analyze their weapons, armor and skill to find out who would win a death battle
Agent Wyoming[]
Wiz:Before there was Red vs Blue there was Project Freelancer, a research program created to test experimental A.I on skilled soldiers.
Boomstick:Wiz, what does the A stand for?
Wiz:Artificia-
Boomstick:Of course I know what it stands for.
Wiz:Anyway, Project Freelancer was only able to get their hands on one A.I .So the director of the project decided to fragment the A.I into different A.I fragments. Omega was it's anger, Sigma was creativity, Delta was logic and Gamma was it's deciet. The Agent assigned to Gamma was Agent Wyoming
Background[]
- Name: Reginald, Wyoming
- Age: Unknown
- Armor Color: White
- Ranked fourth place in the freelancer leaderboard
- Likes to tell knock-knock jokes
Boomstick:Wyoming is is a ruthless mercenary with a British accent ranked at fourth place in the freelancer leaderboard that likes to tell knock-knock jokes.
- S99D-S2 AM Sniper Rifle
- Magazine:4 rounds
- Range: 1,500
- Wyoming's Primary Weapon
- M6D Magnum
- Magazine:12 rounds
- x2 magnifying scope
- M4q SPNKR Rocket Launcher
- Muzzle Velocity:40 m/s
- Weight:10.8 kg
- Used by Wyoming to kill an alien on a moving ship
- Temporal Distortion Armor Enchancement
- Can slow time
- Rewind Time
- Cloaking Armor Enchancement
- Allows him to turn invisible
- Gamma A.I
- Otherwise known as Gary
- Church's AI fragment representing his deceit
- Like Wyoming also has tendency for knock-knock jokes
Wiz:Though he carries a M6G magnum pistol and on some occasions M4q SPNKR Rocket Launcher,his main weapon is a S99D-S2 AM Sniper Rifle
Boomstick:This magnificent weapon has a range of 1,500 meters,an accuracy of 97.3% and can deal high damage.
Wiz:Wyoming's most impressive arsenal is his Cloaking Armor Enchancement which allows him to turn invisible and his Temporal Distortion Armor Enchancement, allowing him to manipulate time like rewind time,make copies of him and as seen by what the Meta did with the enhancement he stopped time .
Feats[]
- Ranked number 4 in the Freelancer Leaderboard
- Shot a Rocket Launcher out of Tucker's hand without wounding him
- Pistol could damage pillars in the figth between him,York and Maine against Tex
- Accurately shot a moving spaceship resulting in the death of the alien onboard
- Survived a 10 megaton bomb
- Killed Agent York
- Knocked out Tex in two different timelines
- Defeated the entire Red team on Sidewinder,York,Tex,Caboose
Boomstick:There is a reason he's ranked fourth best among the greatest soldiers named after US states.
Wiz:He accurately shot a rocket launcher out of Tucker's hand,accurately shot a moving spaceship, killed the entire Red team on Sidewinder, survived Church's ten megaton bomb in sidewinder, Fellow freelancer Agent York,in an alternate timeline he knocked out Tex and his A.I Gamma killed Caboose twice.
Weaknesses[]
- There is a loop-hole in his time-loop
- Killed by Tucker
- Copies were killed by The Reds,Blues and Tex
- Has an awful tendency for Knock-knock jokes
- Defeated by Tex,York,Tucker
Boomstick:Despite being one of the best he is not perfect.
Wiz:His time-loop has a loop-hole by killing him with the Great Key,he was defeated by Agent Tex and Agent York and was killed by Tucker.
Boomstick:Despite this is one mrecenary you do not want to mess with.
Zora Salazar[]
Wiz:In the world of Ephitet Erased one out of five known as inscribed are born with powers known as Epithets, while that other 4/5 are "mundies" with no special power. An Epithet can grant its user any kind of power with simple words from "Fragile" to "Drowsy"
Boomstick:A magical necklace known as the "Arsene Amulet" was hidden somewhere in the Sweet Jazz Museum. Two inscribed decided to steal the amulet after hearing about it,too bad a 12 year old girl, a group of idiot Banzai Blasters and a phsycologist were also there for multiple reasons and the plan to take the amulet failed and the amulet was taken by a Banzai Blaster Captain.
Wiz:Meanwhile a mysterious figure was also there for the amulet, said figure was a member of the "Mundie" terrorist group Bliss Ocean.After the shenanigan at the museum she had one of Bliss Ocean's best members to get the amulet, that member was the Bounty Hunter Zora Salazar
Background[]
- Name: Zora Salazar
- Alias:Garbage Cowgirl
- Age: 31
- Height:6'3
- Classification: Human, Inscribed
- enjoys sleeping in the woods
- tried to normalize child murder
Boomstick:Zora Salazar is a hot bounty-hunting chick and Bliss Ocean Officer who enjoys her job at bounty hunting and is very confident in her own skills.
Wiz:Zora is also an Inscribed who hates ephitets which is why she joined Bliss Ocean and is their third leading officer
Powers, Abilities and Arsenal[]
- two Revolvers
- Ephitet
- Sundial
- Limited Time Stop
- Age Manipulation
- Corrosion Inducement
- Imbue
- Sundial
Boomstick:Despite using her two western pistols her best arsenal is clearly her epithet "Sundial" which is infinitely cooler than all the pathetic and useless ones like creating soup and blowing really hard
Wiz:"Sundial" allows her to manipulate anything with a set beginning and end, dialing things forward and backwards in any process, such as inertia, the sun's cycle, gravity,and even aging a person's lifespan.
Boomstick:Yeah, so basically she can manipulate time to her will so long as a process has not ended yet
Feats[]
- Comparable if not superior to Percy, who could dodge a flurry of bullets from Zora's revolver
- Definetely superior to Giovanni Potage, who hit Mera so hard that the the hit cracked a wall
- Has the highest stats out of all the characters in Ephitet Erased
- Superior to Bugsy Pugsler who caught alphabet soup fired from a shotgun
- Defeated Bugsy Pugsler, Howie Honeyglow
Wiz:She has the highest stats out of all the characters in Ephitet Erased.So it is logical to compare her to other Inscribed including Percival King who dodged a flurry of bullets from Zora's revolver,Giovanni potage who's Critical 13 hit Mera Salamin so hard the hit resulted in the wall cracking. By measuring the lengths of the cracks and assuming the wall is made of concrete we discovered the amount of force required to make a crack in the wall is 6264000 Joules of force
Weaknesses[]
- Cocky
- Once a process has ended (like breaking glass) she can't reverse it
- Prone to anger, like when Ramsey broke her revolver
- Can't age pure gold
- Defeated by Ramsey Murdoch and Percival King
Boomstick:Despite having the best ephitet she has been defeated by Ramsey Murdoch and Percival King, is only the third leading officer of Bliss Ocean,Not to mention her prone to rage like when Ramsey broke her pistol and also she can't age pure gold because it never corrodes.
Wiz:Despite her flaws you don't want to mess with Bliss Ocean because if you do,better watch out for Zora Salazar.
Pre-Fight[]
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BAAAAATTLE!
Interlude[]
As Zora walks away with the Arsene Amulet taking it from Bugsy Pugsler,a bullet knocked the amulet out of zora's hand. Zora looks at the direction the shot came from no one was there. Zora then goes to get the arsene amulet but it already dissappeared, she then hears the loading of a pistol and a british voice saying
Wyoming:Cheerio Zora
Zora:Wyoming why are you here. Aren't you busy dealing with a bunch of losers trapped in the middle of a box canyon
Wyoming:I'm here to take that amulet first, someone is paying me a lot of money for that.So anyway,we do this the easy way or the hard way
Zora:You'll take it over my dead body
Wyoming:The hard way then? Alright then,with pleasure
Zora:Tell you what whoever walks out of this alive takes both the amulet and your armor
Wyoming: Challenge Accepted
Zora walks backward and says
Zora:Almost forgot, look around you Wyoming
Wyoming finds out he is surrounded by a lot bullets suspended in the air
Zora:You ain't seen a tenth of what I can do, Wyoming!
Wyoming:So have you
Zora uses her epithet as multiple sundials appear out of thin and the suspended bullets start moving
Wyoming: this is going to be easy
Fight[]
FIGHT!!!
The bullets move at an accelerating speed but just it reaches Wyoming uses his Temporal distortion unit and stops time. Wyoming then moves away from the bullets and then resumes time and says to gamma.
Wyoming:Gamma resume time now
Gamma:Alright
Zora:Your stupid A.I can't save you
Gamma:Hey! That was not nice.
Wyoming: You never said I can't use my armor enhancements
Zora throws an acorn at Wyoming and uses Sundial and the Acorn turns into a Tree.Wyoming dodges it
Wyoming:Did you think a single seed could stop me
Zora:Nope it was just a distraction
Zora uses sundial on some pine cones she suspended in the air above Wyoming and all of them turn into pine trees falling on Wyoming, crushing him
Zora:Guess like I wi-
Time rewind to the moment the battle start as Wyoming escapes the bullets, and then shoots all the pine cones with his sniper rifle.
Zora:How did you dogde my attacks. oh nevermind let's do say hello to my pistol
Zora uses her pistol and fires it at Wyoming. Wyoming dodges all of the bullet and pulls out his pistol and attempts to use it but Zora uses Sundial on a pine cone under Wyoming as it grows and knocks the pistol off Wyoming into Zora's hand she then turns the pistol to dust.Wyoming then uses temporal distortion and stops time he then punches Zora in the face, gut multiple time and kicks her forward his direction and resumes time.Wyoming then aims at zora with his Rocket Launcher he hid int a bush and tells Gamma
Wyoming:Gamma resume time now
Gamma:Alright
Time resumes and Zora feel the hits Wyoming did to her,is launched to a tree. As Wyoming shoots his rocket launcher at Zora and she realizes Wyoming's abilities.
Zora:(He somehow hit me and got a rocket launcher out of nowhere without moving. So if Project Freelancer Agents have Armor Enhancements and Agent Texas has invisibility, Agent Carolina has Speed and North Dakota has Domed sheild that means Wyoming has temporal distortion meaning he can stop time.Wait, he also predicted the first wave of my attacks before, so he can rewind time. If I usen imbue on my bullets and somehow manage to hit Wyoming then I turn his armor with the temporal distortion unit in it, I can kill him for good)
Zora got up, healed hear wound using Sundial. As an orange energy covers he body and gun. She then loads her pistol and shoot the Rocket Launcher and the Rocket launcher turns to dust.
Zora:Did you think your Temporal distortion could stop me!
Wyoming gets his sniper and shoots Zora in the leg
Zora:I'm going to tear you to pieces!
Wyoming:like this (shows Zora he took one of her pistols during temporal distortion and then breaksit by hitting them at a giant rock)
Zora:(visible and intense anger)
Wyoming then shoots Zora with his snipers but Zora uses sundial and Slows down the sniper bullet. Zora then uses her pistol and shoots Wyoming in the leg but Wyoming then shoot her in the head killing her immedietely. Wyoming walks p to Zora and says
Wyoming: Sorry Zora I always get my target
nd Blade exploded in many different colors.
Wyoming proceeds to get the amulet and take it to the person who paying and get the money then proceeding to Blood Gulch to help O'Malley in his plan to destroy the universe
KO!
Analysis[]
Boomstick:It would appear that the bounty hunter is bounty-hunted
Wiz:Zora may have the hax to take down Wyoming but Wyoming outclasses her in experience,skill,power,durability and speed
Boomstick:Zora is superior to Giovanni Potage whose Critical 13 attack cracked a wall but Wyoming is tough since he survived a ten megaton bomb on sidewinder
Wiz:other "Inscribed" like Percival could dodge Zora's bullets but Wyoming temporal distortion unit when used by Maine could stop time and a rocket couldn't move there
Wiz:Zora may have the hax to take down Wyoming but Wyoming just outclasses her in experience,skill,power,durability and speed
Boomstick:Guess like Wyoming was the Wyo"winner" of this battle \
Wiz:I hate those puns
Boomstick:That's why I say them
Wiz:The winner in Agent Wyoming
Trivia[]
Wyoming and Zora are sharpshooting,time-manipulating Bounty hunters
Battle will take place at Redwood run
Track is called "Sundial Distortion"