Beginning[]
Two Blonde bullies who always pick on the main protagonist, (Also that they idolize the main protagonist hero persona.) and soon get a mysterious item to become a superhero. Which two of these heroes will win in Death battle!
Introduction[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY&feature=emb_title
Wiz: Welcome to Death Battle, as we reach for the 100 Death Battle, we will do something very special.
Boomstick: For the ten Death battle, we have bring a special guest from Nintendo... Where the special person?
Wiz: He coming.
( A golden door appear inside the room where the mysterious guest to reveal to be Pit from Kid Icarus.)
Pit: Hello everybody, I'm pit! The captain of the royal bodyguards. (Look around.) It is me or the world look different from the last time I was here?
Boomstick: Welcome to show, but first, I thought you were busy with Super smash Bros.
Pit: Well, with us defeating Galeem and Dharkon, to the last character being reveal. Plus, with the defeat of Hades, I have plenty of time to explore.
Palutena: Don't forget the other reason, to spread the light to all the people in the interweb.
Wiz: Don't you mean the Internet.
Boomstick: Wait, where are you? I can you, but I can't see you.
Wiz: Boomstick, she is using telepathic powers to communicate with us.
Pit: Sooo... what you do here? Play Super Smash Bros.
Wiz: We pit two characters from different medias from books, comics, movies, and video game. Then we compare each other powers and abilities to see who would win in Death Battle.
Palutena: Sound interesting, so who will fight this time. I hope to see Hades explode the second time.
Wiz: For this Death Battle, Boomstick.
Boomstick: Yeah Wiz.
Wiz: What you think is hard in High school.
Boomstick: That easy. The homework, the mean teachers, and terrible school lunch.
Wiz: Well for some, they get bullied each day especially from the popular blonde bullies.
Boomstick: But not all bullies are pure evil, some of them have tragic background that turn them into what they are, and when given powers they would actually use it for good.
Pit: Like who?
Wiz: Like Flash Thompson, bully-turned selfless-soldier.
Boomstick: And Chloé Bourgeois, once Queen Bee. He Wiz, She Palutena, he Pit, and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Agent Venom[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWa6YaPH4jY
Wiz: In the universe of marvel, they’re a species of aliens where they’re purpose to combine with others aliens to become a perfect warrior or better known as Symbiotes.
Pit: They combine into one to become even more powerful, that remind me of Pyra and Mythra. Can’t see what could go wrong with that.
Boomstick: But they’re a thing pit, when combine with an evil person, they become homicidal and kill everything in their path.
Pit: Never mind, guess it sounded too perfect on paper. Now it remind of Chaos Kin.
Palutena: Pit, I told you not to talk about it again, I still remember the feel of the hook.
Wiz: Dont worry, some of the people who have combine with the symbiotes have use the powers for good. From Venom, Toxin, and Anti-Vemon.
Boosmtick: And there was a super hero who once a bully turn into a selfless hero fighting against the evil force, and his name is Flash Thompson or better known as Agent Venom.
Agent Venom: I've been looking forward to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp6Xkd2TnEc
Pit: Wow, look at that armor, what it do? Does it give the person super strength and lasers.
Wiz: Hold your horses pit.
Pit: But I don’t have a horse.
Palutena: He saying slow down.
Wiz: Before we talk about his abilities, let talk about Flash Thompson. Real name Eugene Thompson, he grew up in Forest Hills with his mother, father, and his little sister Jessie.
Boomstick: Being a bully, he would a tragic backstory with his father being an alcoholic who would abuse his family.
Wiz: During high school, he would bully Peter Parker to being Midtown high’s star quarterback.
Boomstick: He was so fast that it was the reason for his nickname,”Flash.” Way better than Eugene.
Wiz: For the people who name is Eugene, he doesn’t mean it and it a completely normal name.
Boomstick: What are worry about, it not like they can do anything.
Wiz: They can sue use remember.
Boomstick: Oh yeah…
Wiz: Then when Spiderman saving people life, Flash Thomas would become a huge fan of Spiderman. So much that he even form a fan club dedicated to Spiderman who would scare a way the Daily bugle staffers when they interview people for the reason why they hate Spiderman.
Palutena: How ironic, the person who he bully is also they one who he look up too.
Wiz: Actually, with a role model, he would become friend with Peter Parker in College and even join the United States Army where in Iraq he would lose his legs when saving his partner from enemy forces.
Thor: Because that’s, what heroes do.
Boomstick: After getting a metal of Honor, he would be enlist in a new project call Project:Rebirth 2.0.
Wiz: They would combine Flash with the venom after when the United States contained after the Siege of Asgard going Flash the powers of Spider-Man.
Boomstick: He have become Agent Venom!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stY2FRmKPJU
Pit: You said that he have the power of a spider, does he make webs or what?
Boomstick: He can shoot webs from his hands that he can swing around the city, trap people, and strong enough to protect himself from acid.
Wiz: And what special about the webbing, unlike Spiderman who have to make his own webbing, Agent Venom webbing is natural. Meaning that it should be comparable to Spider webbing that have a tensile strength of .45 - 2.0 Gpa or five time stronger than steel.
Pit: But can he shoot webbing from his butt?
Wiz: What?!
Palutena: Yeah Wiz, can he shoot webbing from his butt like other spiders.
Boomstick: Wiz, that world need to know!
Wiz: First off, Spiders get their webbing from their Spinnerets, not from their butt. And secondly why he need to do that when he can use venom to form multiple tendrils to toss cars like if they were beach balls.
Boomstick: Or what about he can control the person mind by injecting some of the venom into the body.
Wiz: Just like Spider-Man, he have the spider Sense.
Palutena: Let me guess, it give the user a warning system for any danger from different directions.
Boomstick: How do you know that!
Palutena: Did you forget that you’re talking to a god.
Wiz: Or most likely you just google it.
Palutena: (Nervously) No.
Wiz: Sure… Anyway, he can wall-climb, reshape his arms into axes, make a decoy, can fly in the sky with wings, and can increase his size.
Boomstick: He can even morph with a car to become Venom-Mobile. Okay, that is weird. But how?
Wiz: Unlike the original Venom, he can integrate technology into himself.
Boomstick: He carries Beretta M9 pistols, Ak-47, Machine gun, rocket launcher, Grenade launcher, knives, and even Multi-gun that can be use as a rifle to even a sniffle rifle that can be only be use by agent venom because that it only work with his DNA.
Wiz: Even with his suit, Flash is trained in military hand-to-hand combat and expert sharpshooter with training from the military. There also that he is expert Tactician and espionage.
Pit: That suit sound so awesome, where do I get one. With it, I can finally fly on my one.
Wiz: But there a catch, he must keep control of the Symbiote or it will take over and destroy everything in it path.
Boomstick: And that just like venom he is weak to sound and fire, but have gain some resistance to his weakness.
Palutena: Guess with a new idol, he would become a great hero after all.
Wiz: Couldn’t have said it better.
Agent Venom: Coaching the life and death struggle in terms straight out of the glory day playbook... It's all a bunch of smoke and mirrors... A cover up for the fear. Because when it comes to being a hero... When it comes to helping people... I'm terrified by what happens when I fail.
Queen Bee[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBOKeVsiJho
Wiz: Long ago before the universe. There was Kwamis once abstracted beings create diffrent ideas, concept, or emtion.
Palutena: So you are saying that they create different things from love to Beauty.
Wiz: that is correct, but to use the powers of the Kwamis, a mage created a magical jewels called miraculousness where the kwamis to live in and give the powers to the wearers.
Pit: But why jewelry and not weapons?
Palutena: Maybe they can’t fight crime without looking good, or at least for some. (Pretend coughs.) Just a spandex with Polka dot.
Boomstick: From the choker that give the power of perfection, Circlet giving the power of causing foes abilities to go out of control , and even a pocket watch that allow time travel.
Wiz: And one of the user of the hair comb Miraculous is no other than Chloé Bourgeois.
Boomstick: Or better known as hero super hero name Queen Bee.
Chloé Bourgeois: I’ll show you how exceptional I can be!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwGB608ZKoA&t=34s
Wiz: Being the daughter Andre and Audrey Bourgeois, with the father being the mayor and mother a famous directions of the fashion magazine, she would have everything she want.
Boomstick: Everything but good parents, her mother who would leave to New York to the father who would spoil her everyday. I know he loves her, but come on man, show her discipline.
Pit: I know what happen, because of her being spoil, she would pick on the main hero. But when a super hero start saving people lives, she have a new idol to look up to like Flash. And…
Boomstick: Hold up, unlike Flash, she is still a bully who always want to humiliate Marinette to bossing everyone.
Pit: Then how did she get the bee Miraculous?
Wiz: Actually, Marinette was about to give it to Cesaire…
Boomstick: Sure, give your friend a Miraculous. Why stop there, I’m sure all your friends are expert in the martial arts and ready to fight fight opponents who can slice the Eiffel Tower in halve.
Wiz: Are you done yet, you know this isn’t a review on the show.
Boomstick: Fine, Ladybug was attack by… A golden… statue?
Wiz: Do you mean Style queen.
Palutena: Should have pick a better name.
Boomstick: Sure, when she drop it in battle, Chloé found pollen and transform into queen bee to learn to be what make a hero by learning to be considerate to others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7qgAZpj4tM&t=50s
Wiz: As Queen Bee, she gain chance agility to jump across the city with her gaining combat abilities to fight against the evil forces.
Boomstick: And her weapon of choice is a top? I know they face against children who was Akumatize, but unless she can distract them, I dont think it going to work.
Wiz: That is no ordinary top, when spun it can create a shield powerful blows, can be throw for a quick attack, and can be even use for movement.
Pit: But the top is so tiny, how could you ride it?
Wiz: She can balanced on It, and it so fast that it can travel faster than Ladybug.
Boomstick: With her super power being venom… Wait a minute. Look at that coincidence.
Wiz: It can immobilize anyone who get hit from a subway driver to even Hawk Moth.
Booomstick: If only she wouldn’t transform back to normal in five minutes!
Wiz: Knowning that she doesn’t have a lot of feats, we should compare her to the others.
Boomstick: Chloé should be comparable to ladybug who can lift an airplane, while we never see her do it, she have mention doing it to being consider of what she did.
Wiz: Just one airplane can weigh about 300 tonnes.
Boomstick: Or what about the time she dodge attacks from shy version of Cat Blanc where his moves can travel to the moon around a second. That is around the speed of light.
Wiz: And that she should be comparable to Cat Noir who can survive hit from the mime.
Boomstick: (Sarcastic.) Oh no, a mime, I hope I don’t slip on his invisible banana.
Souce: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:CBtheDB/Miraculous:_Watch_Out,_Mime-urai!
Wiz: Who was able to slice the Eiffel Tower in halve.
Boomstick: Never mind, guess mimes are deadly as clowns.
Wiz: With the Width and height of the slice, he would need to slice with a force of 130.689 tons of TNT. And not mention other villains they have fought who can a tower with a single punch equaling 6120.9 Tons of TNT.
Source: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Monkey_Dunno/Miraculous’_Calcs:_The_Wall_(level)_Between_Us#.5BRe-Calc.5D_Stoneheart_destroys_Montparnasse_.28Stoneheart_.28Origins_-_Part_I.29._Season_1.29
Pit: So what then?
Boomstick: She try to impress her mother be transforming in front of everyone, and her own mother just humiliated her. I know she broke the super hero rule of telling her identity, but just be make fun by your own is just plain awful.
Wiz: Quickly Akumatized into Queen Wasp with Cat Noir and Ladybug stopping her, and that she return Pollen to Ladybug.
Pit: Does she become batter person after this.
Boomstick: (Laughs.) Nope, she turn back to her selfish self from mistreating her friends, family, and everyone else.
Pit: But what about her character developed.
Boomstick: Forget about it, all the character development is down the drain.
Pit: Then why with the redemption, it like someone was about to give you floor ice cream but quickly switch it with terrible food.
Wiz: It because the creator believe that she was irredeemable and doesn’t deserve to be the holder of the bee miraculous.
Palutena: Then why the change if he hate her? It like give Hades a redeemable moment just a few scenes later to back to evil.
Wiz: It most like a different main writer given her the redemption arc.
Boomstick: They even replace her with her sister that she doesn’t even know. While is is arrogant, she have shown the best character development in the entire show.
Wiz: While it seem impossible for her to redeem again, maybe he will see her become a great hero one more time.
Queen Bee: Passengers, have no fear. Watch Queen Bee in action. You can thank me later.
Pre-Death Battle[]
Palutena: When have seen what the fighters can do.
Pit: From there abilies and feats.
Wiz: And putting them into the areana.
Boomstick: Its time for a Death Battle!!!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fl_LJBixfg
The fight take place in the bank where a robbery was taking place with the mens wearing masks just have secure the hostage with rope, and sending the hostage into the room.
Mask 1: Hurry, Cat Noir and Ladybug can be here at any seconds! Let get the money and go!
Three of four men quickly run across the rooms to encounter the huge safe vault.
Mask 1: Look like we got a Class one vault, Mask 2, time to show what you can do.
Mask 2: Okay Frank.
Mask 3: Flag, don’t use our real name!
Mask 2: Sorry Tom, I will remember the next time.
Mask: 1: Just open up the doors!
Mask 2: Oh right! ( He get close the vault.) Time to show my magic. (He pull out a balloon from his bag and make a ballon dog.) Perfect… (Then he pull out C4 sticking it the wall with all of them running behind a wall with the bomb destroying everything in the path.)
Mask 1: Time to get the cheddar.
Mask 2: I thought we are here for the money?
Mask 1: Just follow me and get the Money!
They enter the room to fill out the bags full of money, and they get out ready to escape.
Mask 1: Now we need to wait for him in the helicopter, and we will finish the job. (Look at the clock.) Where is he.
???: He is lock up in prison.
Mask 3: Who goes there! (All three pull out their machine gun when Queen Bee appear from the doors.)
Queen Bee: Name Queen Bee, seeing that your friend is getting lonely in prison, what about you pay a visit to him.
Mask 1: Why you guy shaking, they’re only one, we can take her on!
The three men start blasting with their weapons as Queen bee dodge each one as she use her weapon and spin it so fast that it hit all three of them in the head.
Queen Bee: That was so easy. I told them I can take care of it.
Mask 4: Look like when you need a job done, you must do it yourself.
Queen bee turn around to see that he have a hostage in one of his arm with a gun pointing at her head while she have tears in her eyes.
Mask 4: Be a nice hero and walk away, or she going to sleep four feet under ground.
Queen Bee: Is that suppose to stop me, guess it time to wrap things up!
She was about to use her powers when a web string come out behind him pulling backward releasing his grip on the women, and he slide across the floor into a dark room where Queen bee can hear him scream to silence. Out of the darkness, we can see agent Venom coming out from the shadow with the man tie up with the webbing.
Agent Venom: Dont worry, the threat is over. You can leave.
Woman: Thank you.
When she left the room, Queen Bee look very angry at Agent Venom as he tie the rest of the villains.
Queen Bee: Who you suppose to be.
Agent Venom: Name is Agent Venom. Is there a problem.
Queen Bee: Of course there a problem, you have just stolen my thunder! I could have easily stop him.
Agent Venom: Thats it! I was about to leave since it was your first time. But seeing your big ego, (Turn around holding a sub machine gun.) I will knock some sense into you!
Queen Bee: Like as if, prepare for a beating! ( Both go into a fighting stance as the fight is going to begin.)
Fight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzjTTO-Al7Q
Agent Venom pulling out two hands guns from his body as he start to blasting while Queen Bee flip into the air dodging each bullets when she land on a table. To fight fight, she spin her top flying it to Agent Venom who was barely able to block the attack.
Queen Bee: Time to strike!
She strike from the air about to deliver a kick when Agent venom using his spider sense to dunk under the attack to deliver an uppercut sending her to the top of the roof. On the roof, Queen Bee get up on her feet when she barely dodging bullets underneath her from a sub machine gun.
Agent Venom: (Jumping out of the hole.) Hope you didn’t just bring your toy. ( Pulling out Ak-47.) Because is going to get ugly.
Queen bee: From what you’re wearing, this battle was always ugly.
Once again Agent Venom start blasting with his weapons while Queen bee dodge each one, and when she was close Queen Bee start throwing punches as Agent Venom create multiple tendrils from his body to block the attacks. However, Queen Bee grab one of the tendrils from his body and slam him into the ground multiple times.
Queen bee: Try to get up from this!
She end the attacks by throwing him into the alley creating a small crater, so she reach the ground to see that he disappear from the area.
Queen bee: Should have known, he would run away. Look like my job is…
Before she finish it, a webbing hit her hands stick her hands into the walls with Agent Venom reappearing with a grenade launcher in his hands.
Agent Venom: Word of advise kid, you’re out of your league.
Queen Bee: ( He shot a grenade.) Dont think you sneakiness can stop me you know.
She use her strength to rip the webbing to dunk under the grenade with it explode, and she dash to deliver a punch when he form wings to fly out of danger. Queen bee look in shock as he stretch his arms grabbing her to fly above the clouds. Then he fly toward the bank breaking the sound barrier slamming her through the ceiling into the floor knocking the building down into ruins. He shake the dust off his clothes.
Agent Venom: Maybe I should have take easy on her, but I’m sure she still alive. Look like my job is done.
However, as he was about to walk away, he have a spider sense that he turn around to see nothing. What he doesn’t know that Queen bee was in front of him really to use her powers of poison by closing the distance and delivering it into his body stunning Flash’s body.
Agent Venom: My body!… What did you did.
Queen bee: Why you think I call myself Queen bee. Time for payback!
To end the fight, she deliver multiple punches and kicks that she deliver a blow so powerful that she kick him into a debris full of iron bars impaling him.
Queen bee: Now that how you can finish a job. Better to leave now.
It seem like Queen Bee have won the fight, but the camera show the arm’s of Agent Venom moving to pulling out the iron bars as his body heal. Agent Venom grabbing his head trying to control the symbiote.
Agent Venom: Must… Control… it!
Queen Bee: Look like your want more, but seeing how weak you are, I’m going to end it quick.
Agent Venom: No… Stay… I’m not weak!!!
Agent Venom turns his huge gigantic form as the symbiote control his body roars at Queen Bee.
Queen Bee: You don’t have to be a sore…
Without a single thought, Agent Venom using his speed to close the distance to grab her and slam Queen bee into the ground multiple times breaking bones with each strike. She was barely able to escape with one of her arm broken as she pull out her top.
Queen Bee: I must make this shot count!
She spin her top sending it flying through the air, but Agent Venom turn his arms into axes sling the top in halve as Queen Bee turn back to Chloe. Very scare, she try limb away, but Agent Venom create a tendrils slicing her legs off. To end the battle, he walk toward her as she try to crawl away as he lift her off the ground and chop her head with a axe swing killing her. He drop the dead body off the ground and roars in the sky as the victor.
Verdict[]
Pit: Its more gory than I thought.
Boomstick: What you think is going to happen.
Pit: I thought she was going to explode like the other eneimes I fought.
Paluenta: Look like he is still dealing with the gore.
Pit: But another thing, why did she win?
Wiz: Sure, while she been shown to take bigger hits, that is what she have against him.
Pit: But didnt you say that she should be comparable to Ladybug who can lift airplanes.
Wiz: While lifting a airplane is more impressive than the ferris wheel. Remeber, Venom was weaken during lifting of the ferris wheel, meaning that he should be able to lift double the weight of the ferris wheel matching her in strength.
Boomstick: Even then, Venom have been shown to taker bigger hitters from the Juggarnaunt to the hulk.
Paluentena: That also bring another point, she didnt have anything to stop him from regenerate his body.
Wiz: Her venom could paralyze him, but with his spider sense to easily avoid her attacks and having way more feats fighting against diffrent villians with his experinced in the mility giving him the edge in battle.
Boomstick: You can say Queen Bee ended in a flash!
Wiz: The winner is agent Venom.